Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a guy who survived a nine story fall and are shocked when they see the aftermath video because he seems better than he is, until he turns over.
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00:00there's no way this dude should be alive okay there is no way a woman in New York was walking
00:12past a high-rise was actually in sorry in New Jersey in Jersey City something or someone fell
00:19out of the sky what landed directly onto a parked bn bmw in front of her the dude they're not saying
00:29either jumped or fell yeah from a ninth story window landed on the car sunroof totaled the car
00:39he survived he survived a nine-story fall it's like something from a movie we have the aftermath
00:47of him like the just the pick of him that's him that's him he's like inside the car now because
00:55he went right inside when he landed he obliterated like from a movie obliterated the top of this car
01:02like you've seen in a movie when someone lands on a car and it's destroyed yeah this is something
01:07that happened in real life it's like optimus prime stepped on this car so it's crazy video here of him
01:16just after he has fallen yeah yeah we're good okay
01:21he's moving way more than i thought he would be is he okay i mean somewhat
01:31oh sorry oh my god sorry he's not fully he's not okay he's not okay at all he's not
01:41okay he seemed okay until he turned over rolled over and then he wasn't okay
01:50what's the matter do i look at hurt
01:54you mean the dust that your arm is now you know what this morning i was so busy writing the story
02:03listening to it i didn't watch it you didn't watch it how did you not watch it i was just listening to
02:09see if they swore because i always like to watch it with you guys his arm is was twisted around
02:16oh my god i'm not looking at anymore but here's i can't watch that
02:20stay down dude yeah it's coming oh yeah his legs are fine but his arm is so much pain
02:28you fell yeah relax stop moving he doesn't even know what happened to him
02:32oh god stop moving stop moving why did i say he was okay he seemed kind of okay he's not that arm
02:43listen he's way more okay like he should be dead listen elastic bands hanging off him he's way more
02:49okay than anyone else has ever been falling nine shattered full-on one right he's shattered looks
02:55like every bone in the yeah they're gonna it's either gonna be an all steel arm or he's gonna have
03:01no arm yeah they might have to remove i don't know how that one how did he makes it they say they
03:06don't know if he fell or he jumped they haven't got to the bottom of it and he's so concussed at that
03:11point he doesn't even know what happened he said what happened i've done further research and and
03:16it sounds like a failed suicide attempt okay he was saying he wants to die don't help me leave me
03:21alone and he doesn't work in the building he doesn't live in the building they don't even know
03:25how he got into the building um and when he so they're assuming he jumped from the nine stories
03:30and uh you didn't take my advice you gotta land right on the back of your neck
03:34don't land on my car though oh sorry about your car something that i love the guy that's like you
03:43fell relax yeah well because listen but he's moving around so much that you you know it's the worst
03:51thing you can do is move around it's like if i was on the scene like it's not so bad
03:54that's okay it'll be all right thank god it wasn't me i'd be like yeah i would not calm you down
04:07i can't even look at that arm his arm was jello it was bad that was a bad they look like uh when
04:13they have like a fake arm in a movie or something yeah that's it you know when uh when someone breaks
04:18their arm you can always generally you can tell where it's broken and like it's like oh there's
04:23where the bones his was like his you couldn't tell there was bones no it's it's you couldn't
04:28tell there was a bone it's like just a arm made of elastic bands yeah you can go see the video if
04:34you're brave enough i wasn't prepared no honestly i was doing this this morning listening just to
04:38make sure no one swore and i didn't even look at it and that shocked me so go check it out at
04:44daveandchuckthefreak.com he looks perfectly fine for about four seconds in that video and then he
04:50turns over then you see that arm and where it shouldn't be that's the thing about suicide
04:55attempts i mean if you fail and then you don't have an arm you know like it just goes bad yeah
05:00it's not you gotta make sure you get it right like god you do james is on you would think if
05:06you fell nine stories from you know you'd think you'd be done on a car yeah i don't know if that
05:12seems high enough i think it's plenty high enough i think people like if he had landed on the ground
05:17he'd be done right depending on where you land like if you watch like professional wrestlers
05:21when they land they fall from these huge heights they have the whole weight of them like their
05:26whole body is spread out to where the smack is like it's distributed across your body he landed
05:31on top of that car he probably landed laying flat or maybe kind of on his side and then the car helped
05:37you know cushion some of the fall and he probably landed like you would land like a stunt guy would land
05:41and that's why he's still around so that arm isn't around though well i mean it's turned around
05:46yeah yeah you know doctors can fix that yeah yeah i mean that's gonna be hardcore reconstructive if
05:52they put his arm back together i'm asking you to be to be honest with me here you're there
05:58that guy flipped around like that would you have passed out would you be able to maintain no i would
06:04have i would have just done whatever i'm not good i wouldn't i'm not i wouldn't even be on the scene
06:09like okay you guys got this because i gotta go yeah i don't i don't know looking at that this is
06:15too dramatic for me on the scene just a gawk you'd be a gawker yeah i did just gawk but maybe from a
06:22distance i don't know what you can do to help them yeah i couldn't help them call like basically what
06:27those other people were doing you're trying to tell them to stop moving right you know like i'm not
06:31going to hold them down because i don't know what other parts of them are mush i don't know if i'd be
06:34good they'd probably have to get me out of the scene because i'd be like it's bad dude
06:39it's bad it's bad you should have landed on your neck bro you should have landed on your neck man
06:45until your arm is shattered dude it's bad stop moving how are you even moving dude don't tell
06:53them it's bad yeah listen you're gonna lose your arm i think you're gonna live the rest of your
06:57life with no arm there yep there's lisa like just calm down everything's cool it's not as bad as
07:06you think life is fine at all his arm is like uh it looks like it's made of rubber anybody else
07:13see that listen sometimes life gives you lemons
07:16we can get over this yeah because i i i would react to that i'd be yeah i couldn't be the calm
07:25person in an emergency i'd be like oh god no i oh i know i'm not i've been in emergencies i'm not a
07:32calm person so but i've never seen anything that bad thank god when i'm hurt or something like i'm
07:37calm about my my own emergencies yeah me too not somebody else's yeah oh god again if you're up for
07:44seeing something like this you can check out the video at dave and chuck the freak.com it's up there
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