Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a guy who called 911 due to a turkey attack which leads to the discussion of the calm turkeys Lisa has by her house.
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00:00I guess some folks in California have actually had to call 9-1-1 about an aggressive turkey.
00:16They're aggressive, man.
00:17Here's the story. I'm Matt from KCRA TV. Take a listen in here.
00:22There's a turkey in Davis that likes to defend its territory.
00:25Problem is, that territory is the city's downtown.
00:29It's gotten so aggressive, panic callers are dialing 9-1-1 more and more.
00:34Help!
00:34Hi, um...
00:37Did you hear the gobble?
00:38There's a turkey here that just won't let me leave.
00:42So it's just put me in a corner and I can't exactly go anywhere.
00:44As a grown man, if I had to call 9-1-1 about a turkey, come on.
00:50Dude, Dave.
00:51I'm not. I'm making a run for it.
00:52I'm kicking it. I'm going.
00:53I'm not calling 9-1-1 because the turkey had me in a corner.
00:57They're faster than you think.
00:59This turkey's a little aggressive. You can hear it talking smack while they're on the phone.
01:03It's like, yeah, call the police, bitch!
01:05Yeah, that's what it is.
01:05Call the police! Do it!
01:07They're pissed. Thanksgiving's coming up.
01:09I got it.
01:10They're like, this is ridiculous.
01:11Yeah, I have wild turkeys out by me.
01:13Yeah.
01:13And, uh, no, they're not to be trifled with.
01:18Joe has a story here about a turkey attack he wanted to share, and this happened at a casino in Las Vegas.
01:22Is that right, Joe?
01:24Yeah.
01:24What happened?
01:25How were you attacked by a turkey at a casino in Las Vegas?
01:28Jesus.
01:29I was cleaning a pool.
01:30Uh, they had an elephant.
01:32They had, you know, lions and tigers, and I was cleaning their pool.
01:36And, uh, the turkey was inside the exhibit, and I was just getting done cleaning the pool,
01:42and for some reason the turkey just came out of nowhere and was flapping his wings in my face
01:46and taking his claws and trying to, you know, me in the face with his claws.
01:51Oh, yeah, yeah.
01:51It was pretty wild.
01:52Yeah, I mean, it was, I mean, I got smacked in the face a couple times with his wings.
01:55I was glad I didn't get hit with the claws, but I was able to push, you know, swing, you know,
01:59I had to pull my hand for cleaning the pool with, and I used that to keep the turkey away from me,
02:05and I got out the door quick as I could.
02:07Is this Mandalay Bay where they have those animals?
02:10Uh, no, this was the Mirage Casino.
02:12Oh, the Mirage.
02:12Yeah, the Siegfried Roy's Secret Garden in the back.
02:17They, uh, have the exhibit.
02:19They still have it, too.
02:20Oh, what a day at work.
02:21You're attacked by a turkey at Siegfried and Roy's Secret Garden.
02:25Oh, I like that they call it their secret garden.
02:27It's what happens there that's so secret.
02:29A lot of secrets.
02:30There's a lot of secrets, guys.
02:31A lot of secrets.
02:33There was a spirit.
02:34One big one.
02:36All right, Joe, thanks for calling it.
02:39It's not that much of a secret, is it?
02:40No.
02:41I don't think so, but for a while it was.
02:43It never was a secret.
02:44Come on.
02:45It never was.
02:46Siegfried and Roy was never a secret.
02:48No, I don't think they ever...
02:49I bet there was a time when they were like,
02:51We're just two buddies!
02:54We love animals!
02:55Just love us some tigers and magic!
02:58I do.
02:58I do.
02:59I don't think it was just like a...
03:01There were some signs.
03:02Looking back, there were some signs.
03:03Oh, come on.
03:05Yeah.
03:06Just two guys wearing blouses, playing with animals, and doing magic.
03:10We just love tigers!
03:10We have a secret garden!
03:17Yeah.
03:18Yeah.
03:18Our totally straight secret garden.
03:20There it is!
03:23I have seen a turkey in my neighborhood, but it didn't look aggressive.
03:27It looked like it was just minding its business.
03:28It was like Smoke's having a great time.
03:30We were doing turkey stuff.
03:30Yeah, I was having a great time.
03:32There's no pressure.
03:33I didn't see it with a gang or anything.
03:34No.
03:34It was just like solo.
03:35It's just like, hey, Lise!
03:37How's it going?
03:37Just doing turkey stuff.
03:39I've got a bunch of stuff to watch on Netflix this weekend.
03:43How about you?
03:44How's Molly?
03:45Yeah.
03:46How's Lou?
03:47Seriously, you don't mind if I use your Wi-Fi, right?
03:51What was the password again?
03:53Is there a Thai restaurant around here you can recommend?
03:56I don't mean to bother.
03:57I don't want to be a bother.
03:58Lisa, no shock, Lisa has seen a turkey in her neighborhood.
04:05And he's pretty cool.
04:06Yeah.
04:06He's cool.
04:07He's chill.
04:07Yeah, he's chill.
04:08He's a chill turkey.
04:09Well, that's not going to be cool.
04:10Most turkeys are living in constant fear of being eaten.
04:13Right.
04:14You know, not in Lisa's neighborhood.
04:16They're not.
04:16It's like wearing a University of Michigan sweatshirt.
04:20It was like, big weekend, big game this weekend.
04:23So good to see you, Lise.
04:24Go Blue!
04:25Go Blue!
04:26Okay, turkey.
04:29Say, turkey, it's got little wings.
04:31It's little sleeves.
04:35So I made you some lemonade.
04:36I've been making this lemonade for people, passing it out.
04:39That's what I do.
04:41Heard you got us good stone pizza recipe in the way.
04:44You mind sliding that my way?
04:47I've heard you like a thinner crust.
04:51I'm a thick crust person myself, but...
04:54You know, I like to plump up, but I'm not opposed to carbs.
05:04Someone said, Lisa's neighborhood turkey is probably a fan of craft beer.
05:08Yeah, for sure.
05:09I've been brewing up my own on the stovetop here.
05:11I'll bring some over for you.
05:12It's pumpkin brew.
05:13It's good.
05:15I try to hit all the seasons.
05:16He's a hipster.
05:17He's a hipster.
05:19Just got this pretty cool steampunk glass bottle set.
05:24I don't know if there's many hipsters near where I like it.
05:28I don't know about that one.
05:29I love a steampunk turkey.
05:30He's like, look at this top hat.
05:31Check it out.
05:31There's a clock inside.
05:33See all these moving parts?
05:36Pretty sweet, right?
05:39Lisa's hipster neighborhood turkey.
05:40This is my cool watch.
05:42It runs on steam.
05:43Yeah.
05:44Ha ha ha.
05:45Ha ha ha.
05:47Ha ha.