Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who called in a bomb threat to save her boyfriend from taking a drug test in today's Florida is effed up segment.
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00:00Man, Florida's effed up.
00:16I think every guy wants to be with a woman who's this loyal.
00:20Now, maybe not this dumb.
00:22Okay.
00:23But maybe this loyal, for sure.
00:26A 31-year-old woman named Denise Martinez called 911 on Tuesday with a bomb threat against the Department of Corrections in Winter Haven, Florida.
00:39Now, her goal was to get the place shut down so her 38-year-old boyfriend, Jason Drake, wouldn't have to take a drug test for his probation officer.
00:50That was her whole thought process.
00:52But she called from her own cell phone.
00:56Oh, jeez.
00:57Oh, boy.
00:58So the cops traced the number.
01:01And I have the 911 call.
01:03This is what I think she did.
01:05Hi.
01:05911.
01:06Uh, hello?
01:07That's like a lease away move.
01:08It is.
01:09All she did was plug her nose to make her voice.
01:12Yes, I have to report a problem.
01:14And I just want to let you know that there's a little bit of a problem.
01:18Um, I, I put a bomb inside your building somewhere.
01:24So, good luck finding her.
01:25Okay, you listen to the 911 call and see if you think that's what she did.
01:29Like, I think.
01:29Take a listen here.
01:32There we go.
01:33It's not, um, not doing it.
01:35Any second now, computer would be great.
01:37Computer, activate!
01:39911, what's the address of the emergency?
01:42The, uh, Florida Department of Corrections at, uh, Lake Oils, Waterhaven.
01:50Okay, what, what's the address?
01:52What's the name of the building?
01:54The Police Department of Corrections at Waterhaven.
01:59Someone is trying to blow it up.
02:01Okay, one moment, please.
02:03Are you there right now?
02:05Uh.
02:06Don't you think that's what she did?
02:07Did she just blow your nose?
02:08Yeah, that sounds like, yeah, there's no question because she also, uh.
02:13Okay, call me and see if I can figure out if it's you.
02:16Let me, let me see here if I can.
02:18Oh, let me see.
02:18Let's do this the real way.
02:19Yeah, let's do that because I want to see if I can figure it out right.
02:22Uh, well.
02:23911.
02:24Oh, there's a, by Department of Corrections, there's a bomb.
02:28Sorry, what was that?
02:36Uh, there's a bomb in the building.
02:38Good luck.
02:38You're probably all good today.
02:41I'm sorry, I can't, I'm having a hard time understanding what you're saying.
02:44There's a bomb in the building and you're good today.
02:46Is your, is your, sir, is your nose plugged because I, I don't, it's having, I'm having
02:52trouble.
02:54Maybe.
02:55Maybe it is a big deal.
02:57Big one.
02:58There's a bomb.
02:59You should probably think about that.
03:00Now, could you, could you, if you could unplug your nose and tell us the problem?
03:05Um, there's a bomb.
03:07Oh, there's a, in your building.
03:08So you better.
03:09It's right here.
03:10Yeah, it's right there.
03:11My boyfriend is there.
03:14Are you calling from your own cell phone?
03:18Boy, I didn't think this was real.
03:20I gotta go.
03:23Uh, yeah, so she called from her own cell phone.
03:25The cops traced the number and arrested her for making a false report about a bomb.
03:30Her boyfriend, Jason, still had to take the pee test.
03:33Oh, sure.
03:33And he failed.
03:34Let me guess.
03:34He failed.
03:35He failed.
03:36Yeah.
03:37This is her mugshot here.
03:40Good effort.
03:41Real dumb.
03:41Good effort.
03:42So, so dumb.
03:43I mean, loyal.
03:44Yes.
03:45But dumb.
03:45But dumb.
03:46Super duper dumb.
03:49Well, thanks for trying, babe.
03:50Oh.