Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a 911 operator who helped a kid with his math homework and imagine what it would be like for someone with a real emergency to be waiting on hold.
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00:00now i'm gonna put this out there for the kids this is not what 9-1-1 is for but uh again it
00:11worked remember last year there was a 9-1-1 operator that helped a 10 year old kid do some
00:17math homework figure out longer vision i think it was it happened again this they shouldn't be doing
00:21this because kids are gonna think it's like some sort of homework hotline this is a kid in lafayette
00:27indiana called 9-1-1 he'd had a bad day and he reached out take a listen to the 9-1-1 call here
00:33hi um can you hear me yes i can hear you okay um i had a really bad day and um i just i don't know
00:49yeah what happened at school that made you have a bad day um i just had tons of homework
00:55okay what subject do you have homework in math and it's so hard okay so what are you what are
01:03you learning in math what's so difficult fractions oh right is there a problem you want me to help
01:11you with yeah um what's three by fourth plus one by fourth i'm sorry i can't help you so
01:21do you have your paperwork in front of you your your homework yeah okay so if you do three over four
01:28put that on your paper okay and then do plus one over four i have no idea what the answer is okay okay so what's three plus one
01:41four okay and then what's what is four it would be over four so then four over four is what
01:53one yeah good job you got it thank you you're welcome was that your only problem
02:00yeah okay so your homework yeah i'm sorry for calling you but i really need help you're fine
02:09we're always here to help okay thank you what yeah yeah no they should i know you shouldn't be
02:15you shouldn't be saying i don't like i'm not real happy with that lady like when there's somebody's
02:20like i can't get all i'm not real happy with that i'm just i'm playing now i'm playing now what are they
02:25talking about what are they talking about what are they talking about what are they talking about
02:28so then you got the one over the two and then you've got the three around the four so
02:37three plus one oh i'm getting cold
02:41anything else okay so the train is headed down the track at 20 miles an hour
02:51and it's going to charlotte and that's 200 miles away so
02:59how fast
03:02i thought i was dead but i'm not
03:04i thought i was dead but i'm not
03:06oh i'm living a nightmare
03:08i'm living a nightmare
03:10i can't believe the law firm
03:12how many times
03:12they're busy
03:13i can't believe they're talking about
03:14oh my god
03:15i need help
03:17any other problems you have
03:19how about four times seven
03:21okay four times seven
03:23that's 23
03:24i'll try it again
03:25do you know what four times six is
03:28we're god damn busy
03:29we're god damn busy
03:30we're god damn busy
03:30we're god damn busy
03:31we can't believe it
03:33okay so now just add
03:36another second to that
03:38what about 124 divided by 17
03:53that's a really tough one because i don't know the answer
03:56what do you do with the remainders
03:59everything's just throw them away
04:01throw those away
04:02i don't think my teacher will allow that
04:04show your work
04:06four eight seven
04:07what do you mean busy
04:09announcement eight location
04:12you know any cheat codes to fortnite
04:16i do because i have my own kids
04:19trying to find the best place to drop
04:22that's what i'm saying
04:24it's so sweet
04:25she's a nice lady
04:26but there could be real emergencies
04:28you can't tie up
04:30i will say this
04:30at first i think she thought
04:32the kid was in distress
04:34i totally agree
04:35but then when you realize he's not
04:37and he just wants help with his math homework
04:39you say oh i'm sorry boy
04:40you can't get that here
04:42and you can't use this phone line for non-emergencies
04:46meanwhile choking on his own blood guys
04:48trying to get a hold of somebody
04:49yeah