I Love L.A. Part 02
Calvin confronts Breanna about her feelings for Arnaz as she and D-Mack deal with Michelle and Arnaz being seen together. Sara discovers the truth about her boyfriend, Andrew, and Lisa finds a new love interest in Benjamin. D-Mack ends up kissing Breanna, and in the end they wind up sleeping together.
Calvin confronts Breanna about her feelings for Arnaz as she and D-Mack deal with Michelle and Arnaz being seen together. Sara discovers the truth about her boyfriend, Andrew, and Lisa finds a new love interest in Benjamin. D-Mack ends up kissing Breanna, and in the end they wind up sleeping together.
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00:01Last time on One on One.
00:04Brianna found what I want. A relationship.
00:07Are you seriously thinking about doing it with Calvin?
00:10Oh my God! You're back!
00:12Hi, Doctor.
00:13Hi.
00:19Oh, look who's sneaking in at 5 a.m.
00:23We're not sneaking in.
00:24We're sneaking out.
00:26Michelle, have you lost your mind?
00:29Now you go outside and cut me a switch.
00:34We saw you two on a boardwalk.
00:36We would have killed you there, but there would have been too many witnesses.
00:39So you saw us on the boardwalk.
00:41But not on the beach blanket, right?
00:43Because nothing happened there.
00:45Or behind the chero stand.
00:48Arnez, you've been lying to me all along.
00:51You told me there was nothing going on between you and Michelle.
00:53And there wasn't.
00:54I mean, yes, we were attracted to each other, but we never acted on it.
00:57Oh, so you just came back to polish his tonsils with your tongue?
01:00I have been cheering all night trying to get Andrew to have sex with me and nothing.
01:07Does he know how many quarterbacks I've sacked with this outfit?
01:10Oh, did I come at a bad time?
01:15I'll just cheer myself out.
01:19Ready?
01:20Okay.
01:21N-O-S-E-F.
01:24No sex!
01:26Woo!
01:27Woo!
01:33This is one strange-ass household people.
01:35Sometimes in this night, you can feel all by yourself.
01:41I'll be fast and thick and thin.
01:43What a true love.
01:44We are fun.
01:45Living one-on-one.
01:46One-on-one.
01:47One-on-one.
01:48Can't nobody break this bond.
01:49Living one-on-one.
01:50Now we're having fun.
01:51One-on-one.
01:52Yeah.
01:53Yeah.
01:54Yeah.
01:55Yeah.
01:56Yeah.
01:57Yeah.
01:58Yeah.
01:59Yeah.
02:00Yeah.
02:01Yeah.
02:02Yeah.
02:03Yeah.
02:08Yo, Brianna.
02:09Can you please tell Cas that that poster doesn't matter?
02:12He wasn't getting girls before, and he's not about to get any now.
02:18Oh.
02:19Yeah, Cas, he's right.
02:20You can't blame that poster for your bad haircut.
02:23It's not about getting girls or my haircut, which I believe is quite stylish.
02:29I should have never sold out. Now I'm just a joke.
02:32Cash, you're overreacting. You were a joke before the poster.
02:37And besides, you were just a model.
02:39It's not like everybody thinks you're a wimp who actually got beat up by a girl.
02:42Oh, by the way, Benji, he's paying for my coffee.
02:45I'm what?
02:45Don't sass me, bitch.
02:53Oh, my God. You're the guy from the domestic abuse poster.
02:58Yes, I am. So hit me with your best shot.
03:01I bet it'll leave me in stitches.
03:05I'm sorry. I just wanted to tell you that you've inspired me to do something about my own problem.
03:14Ha-ha. Except I've never heard that one before.
03:17Same to you, lady.
03:18So, Benji, look, I could really use your help, man.
03:24You a nerd, right?
03:25No, excuse me.
03:27Only fellow nerds can use the N-word.
03:31Eh, I'm something a nerd.
03:37Look, I was just hoping you could hack into youadog.com, the website,
03:41and see who posted my picture, man.
03:43Can I hack into a website?
03:46Who do you think brought Napster down?
03:49So I'll take that as a yes?
03:51Yes.
03:52Yes.
03:52And I am almost done.
03:55Bingo!
03:55Okay, uh, do you know...
03:59Yo, I thought you had it, man.
04:03Uh, yeah, no, I thought so, too.
04:06But then I got this, uh, virus warning, and I can't take any chances with Lola.
04:11Uh, hey, Benjamin, I'll take a soy latte.
04:23Uh, so, Lisa, if you like DMACC so much, why don't you put him on youadog.com, Filipino cutie 7521?
04:33Look, don't worry, I'm not telling him.
04:37Uh, I don't want to get you into trouble.
04:40Wow.
04:42That's the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me.
04:45This is a shakedown, isn't it?
04:46No, it's just, I did it because I think you're a nice person.
04:52You know, when you're not trying to ruin other people's lives.
04:56Okay, I was thinking, since we had such a great time together, when the summer's over, why don't I go to Paris with you?
05:14Wait a minute.
05:16You leave L.A.?
05:18Yeah, sure.
05:20You know, I came to L.A. to be with Brianna.
05:22That's over.
05:23The further I can get away from her, the easier it'll be for us.
05:28Me and you in Paris.
05:30To get away from Brianna, huh?
05:32Yeah, I know it sounds good, doesn't it?
05:35Imagine you and me in Paris.
05:37At the Eiffel Tower, the pyramids.
05:40No way, that's in Vegas, right?
05:43They don't teach geography at the guitar college, do they?
05:46Oh, no, they do.
05:47But I can never find the class.
05:53Yeah, I can never find the class.
05:56Sarah?
05:57Bonsoir.
05:59I am here to turn down your bed.
06:03I may even fall in.
06:07Sarah, I told you this isn't about sex fantasies.
06:10I'm through with that.
06:11I just want to get to know you.
06:12I knew I should have worn my princess, geisha, naughty INS agent outfit.
06:24Ugh, fine.
06:27It's just good to know each other.
06:28Oh, this is so nice, Arnaz.
06:39Wow.
06:41You just called me Arnaz.
06:43What?
06:44No, no, I didn't.
06:45Why would I do that?
06:46I know who you are.
06:48You're Calvin.
06:49Calvin, Calvin, Calvin.
06:53You're reading my name tag, aren't you?
06:54Look, even if I did call you Arnaz, it was completely innocent.
07:01It's just that I'm so mad at him because after all these years, I thought I could trust him.
07:05And now I think Michelle is the reason that we broke up.
07:08You know what?
07:09Brianna, Brianna, Brianna.
07:13I've got some work to do for my McDonald's training seminar in the morning.
07:17Maybe we should call it a night.
07:18Come on, Calvin.
07:19I'm sorry I called you Arnaz.
07:22Look, let's just get past this.
07:23Oh, look.
07:25Hot babe on the couch.
07:29Look, I've got my life together, okay?
07:34I've got a career I love, I know where I'm headed, and I know how I feel about you.
07:39But I can't be with someone who's holding on to the past.
07:43But I thought we really liked each other.
07:46I do really like you.
07:48But I'm tired of having to deal with Arnaz.
07:51So you're gonna have to choose.
07:54Me or him.
08:01Hey, you home early?
08:03I guess food is not the only thing Calvin does fast.
08:07Yeah, well, that's what happens when you're making out with your boyfriend and you allegedly call him Arnaz.
08:11Hey, but that's what happens when you're stuck.
08:17Stuck?
08:18On Arnaz?
08:19Negro, please.
08:20Look, here's some advice, all right?
08:23I've seen plenty of girls who are stuck.
08:27Usually on me.
08:27So I know until you get over Arnaz, no guy is gonna want to deal with you.
08:33And it won't be their fault, because you're stuck.
08:36Stuck, stuck, stuck.
08:38Well, you know what?
08:41Yeah, my hand is kind of stuck.
08:44Ooh.
08:44Hey, Andrew.
08:55Hi.
08:56Uh, we did have a date tonight, right?
08:59Uh, there's been a change of plans.
09:01We're not going out again.
09:02Ever.
09:04Really?
09:05You're giving up and trying to have sex with me?
09:08Yeah.
09:09I've run out of costumes.
09:11Sorry.
09:14Bye.
09:16You don't want me?
09:19Damn, that's hot.
09:22It's not you, it's...
09:24Hey, what did you say?
09:28Ever since I came to L.A., women have done nothing but throw themselves at me.
09:33Unfortunately, I cooperated.
09:36But you want nothing to do with me.
09:38You don't even care if I see you at your worst.
09:41This is your worst, right?
09:43Ah, who cares?
09:46Where's your bedroom?
09:47Through there.
09:48I mean, put me down, you ass.
09:50Yes.
09:51Yes.
09:52Yes.
09:52Yes.
10:04I'm offering you a dog.com, which means this hound is back on the booty trail.
10:11Got to go, daddy.
10:14Lisa, if you like the guy, make a move.
10:17Take your shot now before some other desperate woman snatches him up.
10:20You know what?
10:24I am going to make my move.
10:30Hey.
10:31Hey.
10:32Uh, that was a nice thing you did, taking DMAC off that site.
10:37Oh, it was nothing, and I'm over him.
10:40Oh, really?
10:41Sometimes you just don't know a good thing, even when it's right under your nose.
10:45So tell me, Benjamin, what's underneath your nose?
10:49Uh, the hint of a mustache?
10:52Stop playing and kiss me, you fool.
10:55Okay.
11:00Wow.
11:02I'm going to tear you apart.
11:04Hey, remember me?
11:13Uh, the return of Ms. Sarcasm.
11:17I just wanted to thank you for changing my life.
11:20Oh, wait, you're serious?
11:21Of course.
11:22You gave me the strength to do what I needed to do about my boyfriend.
11:25You left him?
11:26No.
11:27He cheated on me, so I kicked the crap out of him.
11:29Now, you and I are going to celebrate.
11:33I don't think that's...
11:34Now!
11:35Okay.
11:40Save me.
11:41Ow.
11:42Hey, baby.
11:43What's in the bag?
11:45Art supplies.
11:46Mm-hmm.
11:46I'm going to go to my parents' cabin and do some payment.
11:48Oh, cool.
11:49Well, I'll get off in an hour.
11:50I can go with you.
11:51I'm going to go by myself.
11:52I'm going to need some time alone after I break up with you.
11:56What?
11:57All right, well, maybe I didn't put that in the best way.
12:00But why?
12:01Everything is great with us.
12:02I know, Arnaz, but obviously it's not over between you and Brianna.
12:07I came back after two months thinking that you had moved on,
12:10but instead you're looking to go all the way to Paris to run away from her.
12:14And your feelings.
12:16Wait, hold on.
12:17I'm over, Brianna.
12:18My feelings are for you.
12:21I wish I could believe that.
12:22I'm sorry, Arnaz, but I've decided to spend the summer as a starving artist.
12:29That's why I'm going to fly to Mammoth tonight in my parents' jet.
12:32So who are you not sleeping with tonight?
12:44You, for starters.
12:46I called Calvin.
12:47He's on his way over.
12:48I called him and told him I chose him over Arnaz.
12:51So you still think I'm stuck?
12:53Stuck like Al Roker in a tube top.
12:55What do you know, Scooby-Doo-Doo?
13:01Hey, I'm offering you a dog.com, okay?
13:04That means I got a new leash on life.
13:06Arr!
13:10Hey, Arnaz.
13:14Are you okay?
13:16What is wrong with me?
13:18You do not want me to answer that.
13:21You sure dumped me.
13:23She doesn't think I'm over you.
13:24Yeah, well, there's a lot of that going around.
13:27I screwed up with you.
13:29I screwed up with her.
13:31I'm in L.A.
13:31I don't even know why I'm here anymore.
13:33Well, we came out here to follow our dreams.
13:35You can still do that.
13:37Yeah, but you and I were part of that dream.
13:40Are you saying that Michelle is right?
13:41That we're not over each other?
13:44Look, Arnaz, sometimes I wonder if we should still be together.
13:48I don't know.
13:52Just give me a minute.
13:54Wow.
13:58Brianna, you look amazing.
14:00Yeah, I know.
14:04Look, Calvin, something's come up.
14:06Tell me about it.
14:12Look, Calvin, we might have to reschedule tonight.
14:14Wow, what's going on?
14:16Well, it's Arnaz.
14:17Michelle just dumped him, and he's in really bad shape.
14:19Ah, poor guy.
14:22Anyway, let's go.
14:23What?
14:25I cannot leave him alone like this.
14:28Wait a minute.
14:29You called me.
14:30You said you chose me.
14:32He's still my friend, Calvin.
14:33Your ex-boyfriend?
14:36Maybe not so ex.
14:38Look, I'll call you.
14:39You already did that.
14:41No need to do it again.
14:46Bye, Arnaz.
14:47Sarah?
15:01Hi.
15:01Ready for our date?
15:05Who's she?
15:06She's, uh, actually, I don't remember her name.
15:11She's just moving to the building.
15:12Oh, and what are you doing?
15:14Giving her a welcome basket?
15:19Sarah, I'm sorry.
15:21I thought one woman could be enough.
15:22But you let the freak out of the box.
15:24Big.
15:43Where is Arnaz with our ice cream?
15:45We're almost out.
15:46You don't think he got lost again, do you?
15:51You guys see the moon tonight?
15:53It's beautiful.
15:57Wait, are you glowing?
16:00You've been with someone.
16:04Or something.
16:07He's kind, he's smart, and I didn't make him up.
16:12He's my Benjamin.
16:15Benjamin?
16:16The creepy blog manager?
16:20No, she means creepy in a good way.
16:23Like, ooh, Benjamin is fly, fat, and stupid creepy.
16:30Yeah.
16:31Can I talk to you?
16:32Ooh, ice cream first, fool.
16:38Hey, is everything okay?
16:40Okay, so I've been thinking about what you say.
16:42You know, about being open to new dreams.
16:44Oh, good.
16:45I don't know how hard thinking is for you.
16:52I know what I want now.
16:54I want us to help each other achieve those dreams.
16:58I'd like that, Arnes.
16:59So I was wondering, can I borrow your car?
17:03Because I'm going to chase Michelle to the mountains.
17:06What?
17:07Yeah.
17:08I mean, she's my new dream.
17:10And I'm going to make her see that the way that you made me see it.
17:13Wow, after all these years, I never thought I would be saying this.
17:18But if that's what you want, go for it.
17:21Don't forget to put gas in it.
17:26You're going to need some money, huh?
17:29Yeah.
17:30And can you draw me a map to the mountains?
17:33Sure.
17:34For an old friend, I'd do anything.
17:35Now, go get your crayons.
17:50Calvin's gone already?
17:52What, did that ice cream give you gas?
17:58Yeah, a little.
18:02But, no, we didn't even have our date.
18:04I had to stay here and babysit Arnes because your sister broke up with him.
18:08Oh, that's double good news.
18:10Michelle broke up with a loser, and I'm right again.
18:13You're stuck.
18:15Am not.
18:16R2.
18:17If I'm so stuck, why would I give Arnes the keys to my car to go chase after your sister?
18:21You let him go after my sister?
18:23Couldn't you have just had sex with him?
18:27No, there is no more Arnes, no more Calvin.
18:31I'm free.
18:32I'm free.
18:34You ain't really free.
18:38Yes, I am.
18:41No, you're not.
18:44I'm telling you, I am so free, it's ridiculous.
18:47Now you're free.
19:08Well, thanks for buying me a drink.
19:10I'd feel better.
19:11Wait, are you going somewhere?
19:16Uh, I'm going to Benjamin's.
19:18But I'll be all alone.
19:20Aw.
19:22I know.
19:23Doodles.
19:23Oh, you're such a bee.
19:45Oh, you're such a bee.
19:48This is the one-on-one.
20:00One-on-one.
20:02Woo.
20:05One-on-one.
20:07One-on-one.
20:08One-on-one.
20:10Love you, daddy.
20:20Love you, too.