Tijuana Break Up?
As Breanna and Arnaz decide to take a break from their relationship, things get uncomfortable when D-Mack's sister Michelle shows up and makes a connection with Arnaz, causing Breanna to become jealous. Meanwhile, the stubborn roommates can't decide whose turn it is to go shopping, so instead of giving in, they hoard whatever food and coffee they have for themselves.
As Breanna and Arnaz decide to take a break from their relationship, things get uncomfortable when D-Mack's sister Michelle shows up and makes a connection with Arnaz, causing Breanna to become jealous. Meanwhile, the stubborn roommates can't decide whose turn it is to go shopping, so instead of giving in, they hoard whatever food and coffee they have for themselves.
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00:00Weren't they awesome?
00:17I'm sorry, did you say something?
00:20Oh, they're done? Oh, thank God.
00:24I mean, oh, thank God for blessing y'all with all that talent.
00:28Woo, praise the Lord. Rock on.
00:32I'm gonna go talk to the band.
00:34But, baby, wait. I thought we were stopping by Shakespeare on the boardwalk. It'll be gone soon.
00:38Shakespeare's never gone. It's like the queer old English version of Tupac.
00:44Next time, I promise.
00:50Knock that latte to go, please.
00:52That makes the music sound better, I'll make it too.
00:54Yeah, well, that depends. Are you gonna drink it or pour it in your ears?
00:59As I was suffering through the last band, I couldn't help but notice you looked as bored as I felt.
01:03Yeah, well, rock music really isn't my thing.
01:07And you weren't noticing me?
01:12How could I not?
01:14I'm Greg.
01:15Hi, Greg. I'm Rihanna.
01:17How about we go to a club where dancing is more than banging your head and throwing yourself against a wall?
01:24Well, that does sound nice.
01:27But?
01:28But I'm... I'm sort of here with my boyfriend.
01:32That sort of sucks for me.
01:35Guess it's just not my night.
01:36Oh, I wouldn't say that.
01:38That girl over there licking the frosting off her scone is checking you out.
01:44That's my sister.
01:45And she's checking you out.
01:49I'm glad we met, Rihanna.
01:50You have a good night.
01:55Well, all right, then.
01:57Hey.
01:58Oh, hey, bud.
01:59Baby.
02:00Sometimes in the sky, you can feel all by yourself.
02:07Always as if it can dance.
02:09What a true love will you find.
02:14Living one-on-one, one-on-one.
02:16Can't nobody break the fun.
02:18Living one-on-one.
02:22Now we're having fun.
02:24One-on-one, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:27I can't take no more.
02:31No, I can't take no more.
02:36Baby.
02:37Could you not play right now?
02:39I'm trying to study.
02:41Sweetie.
02:43Can't you just study in another room?
02:46Pumpkin.
02:49Can't you just go play on the boardwalk
02:50like the rest of the outer work guitarists?
02:56Where's the fool?
02:57We made a shopping list three days ago.
03:00Why haven't you gone to the store yet, Lisa?
03:02Whoa.
03:02You can blame me for a lot of things around here.
03:05And you do.
03:07All of you.
03:08All of the time.
03:11But groceries were not my responsibility this week.
03:14Because they're Sarah's.
03:15What?
03:16Don't look at me.
03:17I just went grocery shopping two weeks ago.
03:19You know who never goes grocery shopping?
03:22Cash.
03:23Like every other white man,
03:25he's living high on the hog
03:26while the rest of us just starve.
03:29Check out Blondie playing the race card.
03:33Hey, I'm from a trailer park.
03:35In the Midwest, that's considered the hood.
03:37Well, I'm not shopping.
03:40Look, I paid for the cleaning supplies and the food last,
03:43so you two better work it out.
03:47You tell those white people.
03:49You strong, beautiful black man.
03:51I mean, V-Mac.
03:58Hey, baby bro.
04:03Michelle, what are you doing here?
04:05That's how you greet your sister?
04:08The one who has a videotape of you dancing to Ricky Martin.
04:13You wouldn't dare show that tape to anybody.
04:16Maybe not, but I might kick your ass.
04:19I'd like to see that.
04:21Let me introduce you to everybody.
04:24No, no, no.
04:25You describe them all to me.
04:26I know who's who.
04:27That's Arnaz, Cash, Brianna, and Sarah.
04:32Hey.
04:33Hey, how you doing?
04:34And you are?
04:37I'm Lisa.
04:38I was D-Mac's neighbor in the dorms.
04:40We met like six times.
04:42Oh.
04:43Well, did you change your hair and lose some weight?
04:45No, I've looked like this since I was five.
04:48Oh, well, nice to see you again, Lucy.
04:53So, Michelle, why aren't you at school?
04:55Well, I have a few days off and was missing the fam, so I stopped by on my way to surprise
04:59mom and dad.
05:01Surprise them as in you're going to need a seventh year to graduate?
05:05Oh, are you hoping to be a doctor or a lawyer?
05:07No, she has a problem going to class.
05:09Oh, so you're just like Lisa.
05:12Lisa who?
05:12You know, Michelle just needs to apply herself.
05:18Wow.
05:19You know, if you had hair plugs and a Chinese secretary you were sleeping with, I swear
05:23you were dead.
05:25What are you going to do next?
05:26Tell me that my boyfriend Roscoe is no good for me?
05:29No, I like Roscoe.
05:30I hope dad looks as good when he's that old.
05:35Speaking of your dad, so the men in your family like Asian women, huh?
05:39Well, we have a half-brother in San Francisco that we're not allowed to talk about to prove
05:43it.
05:54Yes, you bought food.
05:55I knew your conscience would get to you.
05:58Hardly.
05:59I didn't start a matchmaking service so I could fix my food up with your face.
06:04Now, this is my dinner.
06:05You still owe the house groceries.
06:07Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go enjoy half of this, then throw the other
06:11half away.
06:12Ciao.
06:13Why don't you bypass your throat and slap it right on your saddlebags?
06:19Hello?
06:20Is there any toilet paper out there?
06:23Nope, we're all out.
06:25Fine.
06:25This seems like an awful big waste of cotton balls.
06:30So wait, nobody called him D-Mac in high school?
06:33No, he gave himself that nickname in college.
06:36At Malibu Prep, they called him Whitey.
06:39Oh, D-Mac, I love your sister.
06:42She is just like you.
06:43Well, except when she talks to me, she doesn't stare at my chest.
06:50So look, y'all, Brianna and I were talking about going to this new club, and I know the
06:53guy at the door.
06:54So who's in?
06:54I am.
06:55Why couldn't my sister have been hot and cool like you?
06:58Would have made my prom a lot more fun.
07:02Hey.
07:03Hey.
07:04Oh, hey, baby.
07:05Guess what?
07:06Michelle invited all of us to a new club to party tonight.
07:10I'll have to pass.
07:11I've been working all day.
07:12But I had two midterms this week.
07:14I need to blow off some steam.
07:16Sweetie, I can't.
07:17I'm exhausted.
07:18Plus, I have to write a song for one of my classes tomorrow.
07:20Oh, if I had your discipline, I would have graduated in five years.
07:23Come on, Arnaz.
07:27I go everywhere you want.
07:29Rock concerts, lame action movies.
07:31I've even seen that stupid wax statue of Jimi Hendrix five times.
07:37Oh, at the wax museum?
07:39I wanted a souvenir, so I snuck over the rope and cut off his pinky toe.
07:44Cool.
07:45Oh, but why the pinky toe?
07:46Well, that's all I could get at after the guards wrestled me down to the ground.
07:52Are you too done?
07:54Sorry.
07:55So, Arnaz, are you going or what?
07:57I told you.
07:58I can hardly keep my eyes open.
08:01Maybe some other time, okay?
08:03It's always some other time.
08:05Come on, Brianna.
08:07We don't need him.
08:08We like you better anyway.
08:11You're driving, right?
08:12Good night, my love.
08:23Sleep tight, my love.
08:27Just lay your head to sleep.
08:34Good night, my love.
08:38No, no, no, no, no.
09:08Hey, Michelle.
09:13Hey.
09:13I love this music.
09:14Oh, I hope I didn't wake you up.
09:16Oh, no. Cash woke me up when you guys got back.
09:19He stepped on my face climbing into the top bunk.
09:23Once you had dirty sock in your mouth, there's no going back to sleep.
09:28What are you doing up?
09:29No, sometimes I get a picture in my head and I can't go back to sleep until I sketch it.
09:34I'm the same way.
09:35I get a song in my head and I can't go back to sleep until it stops.
09:39You don't hear voices, do you?
09:45Wow. You're really good.
09:48You think?
09:49Usually I try not to.
09:52You know, DMACC told me why you moved to L.A.
09:56It's really cool that you're out here pursuing your music.
09:59I wish everyone felt that way.
10:02I hear that.
10:04I've always wanted to paint, but my parents insist I get some useless degree and go to law school.
10:09Like America needs another bad lawyer.
10:12With my grades, college wasn't even an option.
10:15Who knew being done would pay off?
10:17I wish I could be more like you, though.
10:21I mean, I'm like most people, just too scared to pursue their dreams.
10:24I was too scared not to.
10:26I mean, music is my passion.
10:28I couldn't imagine my life without it.
10:31Plus, my only other option was that Barbara's on School of Modeling.
10:35I mean, I do have the complexion of a 10-year-old girl.
10:40Wow, you really do.
10:44I mean, not that I've ever touched a 10-year-old girl.
10:50I'm kind of hungry.
10:51You want to go grab a bite to eat my treat?
10:54Unless you're too full from that mayo.
10:56No, mayo never fills me up.
10:58Okay.
10:58Except when I'm mixing it with my cereal.
11:00But hey, it isn't my birthday.
11:02Oh.
11:04Where'd you get that coffee?
11:22Cash didn't make you go grocery shopping, did he?
11:24No, I made out with a bartender at the club last night, so he'd give it to me.
11:28Well, good luck making coffee without filters.
11:31Give me those filters.
11:32Give me some coffee.
11:33No.
11:34Oh.
11:35Okay.
11:36Mmm.
11:37These will be soft on my tush.
11:39Wait, dude.
11:39My phone is...
11:40Dude, my head is killing me.
11:45I think I drank too much.
11:47Really?
11:48Is that why you were letting guys do body shots off you?
11:55Hey, guys.
11:56Is Arnez up yet?
11:57Oh, I haven't seen him since Cash stepped on his face last night.
12:01He may be half white, but he doesn't exactly glow in the dark.
12:05Well, he must be around here somewhere, since he could barely keep his eyes open last night.
12:10Well, I know he didn't sleep on the couch, or he would have slept on my sister.
12:13Hey, wait a minute.
12:14Where is my sister?
12:16How funny would it be if they were off somewhere together?
12:18Okay, so maybe it wouldn't be that funny.
12:26Arnez, where have you been?
12:33Look, forget about Arnez.
12:34Michelle, where the hell did you go with Arnez?
12:38No, forget about them.
12:39What's in the bag?
12:41It's just our leftovers from the Ovi-Easy Bistro.
12:43Neither one of us could sleep, so we grabbed a bite to eat.
12:45Do I smell bacon?
12:49No, I think what you smell is...
12:50Oh, we're at E-Easy Bistro, huh?
12:58That's nice, Arnez.
12:59So what's in the bucket?
13:02Seashells we got by the seashore.
13:05She wants to sell them.
13:08So, wait, wait, wait.
13:09Let me get this right.
13:10You were too tired to go out with me last night,
13:12but you had enough energy to get up at dawn,
13:15take her to breakfast, and play on the beach?
13:17I hope you have fun, Arnez.
13:22Maybe I should go talk to her.
13:24No, I'll talk to her.
13:25You have way too much hair for her to snatch.
13:30I know Arnez is broke, okay?
13:33So why are you buying him breakfast?
13:35Well, actually, you bought him breakfast.
13:36I took a 20 from your wallet.
13:39They be going through my wallet.
13:40What you gonna do about it?
13:42Nothing yet.
13:44But you know what you lucky,
13:45because I gotta talk to you right now, outside.
13:47Come on.
13:48Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:51Blana, nothing happened between Michelle and I.
13:54And nothing ever would.
13:56Something already did.
13:58You find time for her, and you leave me hanging.
14:01Why can't you make an effort to do things with me
14:03like I have to do with you?
14:06So, when you go out with me,
14:08it's only because you feel like you have to.
14:10Do you really think I enjoy all those rock concerts?
14:15Rock on, dude.
14:18Are you kidding me?
14:19Can you honestly tell me that
14:21Birmingham concert last weekend
14:22didn't totally change your life?
14:24Oh, yeah, it did.
14:25It made me have to go out and buy earplugs.
14:27Look, I go to those concerts for you, Arnaz.
14:32And I go to those so-called plays for you.
14:35You think I want to be there?
14:36They're so boring, they shouldn't even be called plays.
14:39They should be called...
14:41Borings.
14:43Oh, so I suppose someone screeching at the top of their lungs is exciting?
14:48Well, I guess if they were complaining at the top of their lungs,
14:51you'd have a good time.
14:52You could join in.
14:53It'd be like a sing-along for you.
14:54Fine.
14:57You know what?
14:58You don't have to go to any more of my borings,
15:01and I won't have to suffer through any more of your bands
15:03that make me want to shank my ears.
15:06But what about the concert tickets for Killer Confections tonight?
15:10Can't you shank your ears one more time?
15:11Oh, no, no, no, no, honey.
15:15You going all by yourself.
15:21Michelle, why are you really here?
15:23And I'm not buying the whole missing the family thing.
15:26You flunking out of school, aren't you?
15:28What?
15:28That is crazy talk.
15:33Right, yes.
15:35I mean, Dee, how do I tell Mom and Dad
15:37that after six years of college, I'm failing?
15:39I don't know.
15:39But I sure hope I'm there when you do.
15:43Well, actually, I was kind of hoping that you would tell him.
15:46I mean, you're that favorite.
15:47I'm going to screw up.
15:49It's going to be hard enough telling him I'm flunking out of college,
15:52let alone asking for money to go to art school in Paris.
15:55Art school in Paris?
15:57Oh, you're definitely out of the way.
16:00I'm serious, Daryl.
16:02Look, after talking to Arnaz,
16:03I realize that I need to pursue my dream.
16:06Did I mention that Arnaz is dumb as a stump?
16:09Well, he's right.
16:11Seeing him happy, doing what he wants to do has inspired me.
16:14I'm not going to live my life without passion.
16:16No, you're going to live your life without money.
16:20I'm asking for your help, please, little bruh.
16:22All right.
16:25If it means that much to you, we'll go tomorrow.
16:27Yes.
16:28Mom will have the chef make my favorite lunch,
16:31and we'll talk about what a disappointment you are.
16:35It'll be like lifestyles that are rich in ghetto.
16:38What are you doing?
16:52I'm tired of not having any paper towels.
16:54Why can't somebody just go shopping?
16:56Because men are useless and selfish,
16:58and getting them to do anything you want
17:00is like pulling teeth unless it involves you getting naked.
17:02Ooh, here come the guys.
17:06Listen, we're going to stand our ground and not go shopping.
17:09Yes, we have to be a united front.
17:11We have to show them that we cannot be manipulated by any man.
17:14Yes, girl, I'm talking about dust and I'm going to go.
17:18Hey, girls, you guys want to go to a party with us in Tijuana?
17:21Ooh, sure.
17:22I've never been to Mexico.
17:25Way to be united.
17:26If you were at the March on Selma,
17:27you'd still be sitting in the back of the bus.
17:30Ooh, I can drive to Tijuana.
17:33Oh, cool. We'll meet you there.
17:37Hey, I'll tell you what.
17:38I'll drive everybody.
17:39If Cash agrees to go grocery shopping when we get back.
17:44Fine.
17:45Oh, okay, so are we going?
17:46What about Michelle and Arnaz?
17:48Well, Michelle's at a friend's.
17:49And Arnaz is going to a concert, so let's go.
17:51Whoa, don't you want to at least call him at work and tell him?
17:54I do not feel like talking to him right now.
17:57I'll just leave Mr. Selfish a note.
18:00Who's going to read it to him?
18:04I'm sorry.
18:04I'm sorry.
18:05We're in Mexico.
18:13Hi, Arnaz.
18:15Hey, Michelle.
18:16What's going on?
18:18Well, um, because of you,
18:22I'm going to talk to my parents about pursuing my dream
18:24of going to art school in Paris.
18:27Oh, I'm sorry.
18:30No, it's a good thing.
18:33I mean, it's something I've always wanted to do,
18:35but just too afraid to try.
18:37So let's go out and celebrate.
18:38Me, you, D-Mac, Brianna, Cash, Sarah.
18:40What about Lisa?
18:41Who?
18:44Never mind.
18:45Actually, I don't know where everybody is.
18:51All I know is that Brianna didn't want to go with me
18:54to this concert tonight.
18:55Why not?
18:57We haven't been seeing eye to eye lately.
19:01Yeah.
19:02I mean, don't worry about it, Arnaz.
19:03I'm sure you guys will work it out.
19:06If it's meant to be, it'll be.
19:08So, um, what concert are you going to?
19:15Killer Confections?
19:17Killer Confections.
19:18Oh, my God.
19:19Deep Fried Twinkies is like one of my favorite songs.
19:22Then what are we waiting for?
19:23Let's go.
19:24Sounds good to me.
19:25All right.
19:25But you know what?
19:27We should leave a note,
19:28because old girl was tripping.
19:31Well, here.
19:32Write it on the back of this.
19:32Let's see.
19:33How's your peer?
19:45Next time on One on One.
19:50Whoa.
19:51I can't believe they actually went up to Mexico without me.
19:58Uh-oh.
19:59Michelle, if you want them, you can have them.
20:03Love you, Daddy.
20:27Love you, too, Ned.