Double Trouble
Ready to enter the dating world, Breanna changes her rules about bringing dates back to the house, but when Arnaz shows up with his new girlfriend, Breanna regrets her decision. Meanwhile, Breanna's uncle Kevin and his protégé Darius come to Los Angeles to build his KevCare hair-care line and enlist the roommates to help sell the products.
Ready to enter the dating world, Breanna changes her rules about bringing dates back to the house, but when Arnaz shows up with his new girlfriend, Breanna regrets her decision. Meanwhile, Breanna's uncle Kevin and his protégé Darius come to Los Angeles to build his KevCare hair-care line and enlist the roommates to help sell the products.
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00:00Ok.
00:02Nie nie chcę zapytać w kawę,
00:05ale żyjemy z moją ex-girlfriendą.
00:07We kinda have this rule.
00:08No dates in the house.
00:15No, wait.
00:16Nie chcę zapytać w kawę,
00:18ale żyjemy z moją ex-girlfriendą.
00:22Wait.
00:23Zobacz, wiesz, wiesz, wiesz, wiesz, wiesz, wiesz?
00:25Ok.
00:29Ok.
00:30It's not that I don't want to invite you in,
00:31but I can't because one of my roommates
00:34has boobonic chicken pox.
00:37I think I heard about that one on the news.
00:39Oh, yeah, don't worry.
00:40I've already had them.
00:41And the quarantine should be listed in time
00:43for our date this weekend.
00:44I'm so ready.
00:46Thank God I keep emergency penicillin.
00:48Brianna, I have a question.
00:57Yes, you'll get sick if you eat glue,
00:59no matter how good it smells.
01:03I know that.
01:04Now.
01:07Look, I was wondering if maybe you were ready
01:09to reconsider our no date in the house policy.
01:12Why can't you just take your dates back to their place?
01:15Oh, that's right, street corners don't have couches.
01:17Ha, ha.
01:19The girl I'm dating now lives with her dad.
01:22He's a cop.
01:23He fingerprints me every time I come to the house.
01:26Arnaz, I'm not changing the rule.
01:28I'm just not ready.
01:29So when are you going to be ready?
01:30I don't know when I'm going to be ready.
01:31I'll be ready when I'm ready.
01:33Where have I heard those words before?
01:35Sometimes in the sky, you can feel all by yourself.
01:41I'll be fast and thick and thin.
01:44What a true love where you're from.
01:49Living one on one, one on one.
01:52Can't nobody break this bond.
01:54Living one on one.
01:56Now we're having fun.
01:59You know, Brianna, the tarot cards say amazing things about your love life.
02:12Those cards don't know anything. I'm never going to meet anybody.
02:15Aw, sweetie, you'll be fine. Lisa's never going to meet anybody.
02:20That's not true. This says I'll meet a guy with a black robe.
02:24Honey, that's the death card.
02:27Brianna, I have a question.
02:30Yeah, and I have an answer. No.
02:33You didn't even know what I was going to ask.
02:35You were going to ask about the no dates in the house rule.
02:38No. I was going to ask you, does the no glue thing apply to paste too?
02:49Hey, guys. Sorry, but I don't have any money for candy bars.
02:53Oh, Uncle Kevin!
02:56What are you doing in L.A.?
02:58Well, I'm here to build my care of care empire
03:01and teach my protege Darius here a thing or two about business.
03:05Yeah, and I bet you could teach me a little something about pleasure.
03:14I think he has a lazy eye because he's looking at me,
03:17but I think he was talking to you.
03:20Uncle Kevin and Darius, these are all my friends.
03:23Oh, and of course you remember Arnaz.
03:26Ah, yeah. Little Terrence Howard.
03:28How you doing there? How you doing, man?
03:30Well, you know, living with my ex-girlfriend, working as a busboy,
03:34sharing a room with two dudes,
03:36pretty much living the dream.
03:39So, tell me more about your empire.
03:42Well, in addition to owning my own salon and day spot...
03:45I thought you was, uh, the co-manager, no?
03:48Uh, Darius, here's a little business tip.
03:51Mind your own.
03:54Like I was saying, you know, I'm branching off into the hair care product.
03:58A little something, something I like to call...
04:02Calf Calf.
04:05I-I-I say, Calf Calf.
04:07Oh, right, right, right.
04:08One, two, three.
04:09Run your fingers through some Calf Calf.
04:11I say, hit it one more.
04:12Run your fingers through some Calf Calf.
04:16That was catchy, man.
04:17You know what?
04:18If y'all added a bridge,
04:19and then just put this little dance move right there to the...
04:23Alright, maybe it was fine the way it was.
04:25Yeah.
04:27Yeah, yeah, we got a whole new line of products out here on the West Coast.
04:30We're trying to sell Calf care in all the hottest clubs in L.A.
04:33Cause, you know, this is the broke-down weave capital of the world.
04:37Yeah, that.
04:38And plus, no one knows us here, so we can date all the hood rats
04:41and the gangsta boyfriends won't come after us
04:43cause they wouldn't know where to find us.
04:45You know what I'm saying?
04:46Yeah, yeah.
04:47And there's one thing I learned in business class,
04:49is you can't sell Calf care if you're dead.
04:52Tupac still sells records.
04:57I don't think I like you.
05:00Or your greasy-ass hair.
05:03Look it up.
05:04I want to buy something nice for you.
05:07Say, uh, me.
05:08Whoa, whoa, whoa, man.
05:11You talking to her?
05:13Oh, I'm sorry, man.
05:14Is this your old lady?
05:15This is my old lady?
05:16Man, I'd rather have sex with this chair.
05:22I love it when you talk dirty to me.
05:24Boo.
05:27Alright, uh, BriBri,
05:28I'm gonna need you to show me where all the hot spots out here is.
05:31You know, cause I drove in with a truck full of Calf care.
05:35And I say I'm leaving with a truck full of Calf.
05:39Ooh, were you this good looking when you came in?
05:43Uh, look here, Britney Spears.
05:46You got the wrong cabin.
05:55Hey, here, try some Calf care.
05:57Only the hottest hair care product to hit the scene.
05:59Since just for me, just for you.
06:01Here you go, take two.
06:02You'll get your knees here, alright?
06:03One sample per one customer, okay?
06:04Damn.
06:05Listen, y'all need to chill out with that, alright?
06:06L.A. bouncers tend to frown on black-on-black violence.
06:07I can do whatever I want.
06:08You know, you guys, I don't think I like being single.
06:09All the guys keep staring at me like I'm wearing a sign that says,
06:10Ooh, I'm single, come and get me.
06:11That doesn't work either.
06:12You know, you had no problems flirting in the past.
06:13You know, flirting is easy when you know it's not going anywhere.
06:14Maybe I'm not ready for all this dating stuff.
06:15No, no.
06:16No, no.
06:17No, no.
06:18No, no.
06:19No, no.
06:20No, no.
06:21No, no.
06:22No, no.
06:23No, no.
06:24No, no.
06:25No, no.
06:26No, no.
06:27We, we Barnes family, we love to love.
06:28I say we love to love.
06:29Take, take, take this guy right here, alright?
06:30Nice jacket, nice shirt, you know?
06:34You know?
06:35You know?
06:36You know, she's just staring at me like I'm wearing a sign that says,
06:37Ooh, I'm single, come and get me.
06:38That doesn't work either.
06:39You've had no problems flirting in the past.
06:41Yeah, well flirting is easy when you know it's not going anywhere.
06:42Maybe I'm not ready for all this dating stuff.
06:43Oh, no, no, no.
06:44Bree, we, we Barnes family.
06:45We love to love.
06:46I say we love to love.
06:50Look, take, take, take this guy right here, alright?
06:53Nice jacket, nice shirt, you know?
06:55Nie ma żadnego pytau...
06:56Weźmy liczbą.
07:00Ołodaj.
07:01Nie ma żadnego rodzaju, ale rynek jest to, że LET'S miało.
07:05Ołodaj, ołodaj...
07:06Ołodaj, ołodaj.
07:07Misza swój twórczoła dziecko w correlatele do nich.
07:12Nie zapoważأ.
07:12Nie zapowiedziałem ten świetny sztukaj dla mnie.
07:15Nie zapowiedziałem ci, że nie jestem gotowy.
07:18Ołodaj, czy nie.
07:20Ołodaj, gdy w Eagle swear.
07:23Ołodaj, teraz.
07:25Hi.
07:26Hi, must be Sarah's client.
07:27I'm Breonna.
07:29Uh, sorry, this is Breonna.
07:31Oh, hi.
07:32It's so nice to meet you.
07:33I'm Calvin.
07:35Sarah told me great things about you,
07:37and everything she said was true.
07:39Oh, thank you.
07:40I wish she would've told me more about you.
07:42So, what do you do?
07:43Well, actually, I'm an assistant manager at McDonald's,
07:46and I know what you're thinking.
07:48That your name is Calvin and you work at McDonald's?
07:52You know, that whole commercial thing.
07:55Okay, go on.
07:58Well, not that.
07:59It's just that.
08:00Most people think, why would I want to work at McDonald's?
08:02Hey, but we'll see who's laughing
08:04when I have a couple of franchises of my own.
08:08Okay, a brother with a plan.
08:10Oh, and free french fries.
08:11You do get free fries, right?
08:17Hey.
08:18Hey.
08:19You're really sweating DMACC, huh?
08:23No, of course not.
08:26Why, did he say anything about me?
08:28Look, the best way to get a brother's attention
08:30is to hook up with another guy.
08:33Huh, you really think so?
08:35Yeah, girl.
08:36Look, you, you.
08:45Lisa.
08:46Oh, it's working already.
08:48Yeah.
08:49Could you move?
08:50I can't see that hottie behind you.
08:52Ooh, that way.
08:54Ooh.
08:55Hey.
08:57Brianna, Brianna.
08:58We got, we got to go.
08:59Right, right now.
09:00Let's see.
09:00Why?
09:01The security guard suggested that, uh,
09:03we sell cab care 100 feet away from the premises.
09:06All right, now look here, selling up at clubs is out, okay?
09:17But I got a plan, double B.
09:20We gonna sell cab care on the beach, bitches.
09:24Thanks for gathering us all together to tell us that.
09:30Make sure you wear sunscreen.
09:32Don't y'all want to be a part of cab care history?
09:36Now, there's a big concert going on tonight at the boardwalk.
09:40The place is gonna be packed.
09:42All right?
09:42Now I'm offering you the honor of being my Kevin Barnes sales team.
09:48Well, I mean, I don't want to state the obvious, but I'm pretty white.
09:51Selling black hair care products might not be my specialty.
09:57Look here.
09:58The only color you need to worry about is green, okay?
10:02I'm gonna pay y'all for your time.
10:04You know, getting paid for her time is her specialty.
10:09Ooh, uh, so, Darius, that means we, uh, get to spend more time together, huh?
10:15Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:17Right, right.
10:18Spend more time with my lady.
10:19Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
10:24Something wrong, DMACC?
10:25Yeah, something is wrong.
10:27Are we getting paid hourly or by commission?
10:31Now, we're going on down to the boardwalk and we're gonna sell some cab care.
10:35Maybe you can come and help push the half black line.
10:39Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:40Straight nappy, straight nappy.
10:43Uh, sorry, but I have to work.
10:46What about you, Brianna?
10:46Are you gonna help?
10:47Or do you have some rule about selling stuff on the boardwalk, too?
10:51Uh, yeah.
10:53I'll probably be down there.
10:55You know, now that I know that you're not gonna be there.
10:58I will buy every bottle of cab care if you take her back to Baltimore with you.
11:04Think about it.
11:04He can't afford that.
11:09Can he?
11:10I'm just playing.
11:12I'm just playing.
11:13I'm just playing.
11:13I don't know.
11:14It's just hard talking about dating around Arnez.
11:16We even have rules about not bringing people to the house.
11:19Well, see, that's your problem.
11:21Why don't you just pretend like Arnez doesn't exist?
11:24He can be cast with a half-white ghost.
11:26Look, I would like to invite you in, but...
11:45No.
11:47No, but...
11:48I am going to invite you in, because that's what I want to do.
11:51For me.
11:52So, would you like to come in?
11:54Yes, I would like to come in.
11:56And why are we talking like this?
12:03Arnez!
12:09Uh, Brianna.
12:11Hi.
12:12I bought you on the boardwalk slinging cab crap with your uncle.
12:16But I see you're not.
12:18And I see you're not alone.
12:19Oh, yeah, this is my friend, Calvin.
12:24And who is this?
12:26Well, this is my friend.
12:28Not Calvin.
12:31Haley?
12:33Well, I know who you are.
12:35I just wanted her to know that your name wasn't Calvin.
12:39Uh, Brianna, can I talk to you for a second?
12:41No.
12:42No.
12:43That's her favorite word.
12:46We'll be right back.
12:47Okay.
12:49What?
12:50I can't believe you broke the rule.
12:51I can't believe you broke the rule.
12:53Whatever.
12:54I got dibs on the house.
12:55So you and your friend over there just need to go someplace else.
12:58I am not going anywhere.
12:59This is my house, too.
13:00So what are we supposed to do?
13:02I guess we'll just have to try and act like adults.
13:04What am I heard about me and my man's and what we do on the weekend?
13:15Let's go Friday.
13:16Friday.
13:17Saturday.
13:17Saturday.
13:18Sunday.
13:19Sunday.
13:19We're going to do it again.
13:20Let's go Friday.
13:22Friday.
13:22Saturday.
13:23Sunday.
13:24Sunday.
13:24Sunday.
13:25We're going to do it again.
13:26I love y'all.
13:27Put your hands up.
13:28Thank you for this speech.
13:30Thank you for this speech.
13:31I love y'all.
13:32Now that shows up, right?
13:37Okay, now we can start our show.
13:38Hit it.
13:39One, two, three.
13:41Run your fingers through some can't-can't.
13:42I said hit it.
13:43Run your fingers through some can't-can't.
13:45Can't-can't.
13:46Can't-can't.
13:51If I had one wish, it'd be for you to never do that again.
13:57Okay.
13:58Now what we waiting on, people?
13:59Let's go out there and see.
14:00I'll say.
14:01All right, all right.
14:01Camp care.
14:03Camp care.
14:03Step right up, folks.
14:05Don't be shy.
14:06That's right, people.
14:07These products are all natural.
14:09Yes, camp care.
14:10Yes, yes.
14:11All can, can.
14:13Come see the human billy-gold.
14:15She'll eat anything.
14:17Hey, hey, hey.
14:18Human billy-gold.
14:20Look, look.
14:21Hey, now you people disgust me.
14:25Hey, we gotta entertain them.
14:27Come on, entertain.
14:28Hej, hej, Haley.
14:33You make my day daily.
14:38Arnaz, enough with the screeching, okay?
14:42Sure.
14:43This guitar's only getting in between me and Haley anyway.
14:48This is nice.
14:50So, Calvin, have you tried the biscotti?
14:54Hmm.
14:54Oh, Haley, have you tried these cheesy puffs?
15:00Yeah, I had a couple.
15:02Well, here, have some more.
15:06Oh, look, you got a little chocolate right there.
15:08Let me get that for you.
15:12You got a little cheesy...
15:13Oh, just kiss me.
15:16Hey, what's going on here?
15:17Are we, like, competing with them or something?
15:19Uh-huh.
15:20We're gonna win.
15:24Care-care commercial on the beach.
15:29Take one.
15:31And ask them.
15:37That looks amazing on you.
15:40And don't just take my word for it.
15:43Ask any woman.
15:44Like, say, you.
15:46You over there.
15:48What do you say?
15:50It's your cute girl.
15:51That's your cute girl.
15:51You're okay.
15:52Wow, I love it.
15:57I could run my hands through it all day.
16:00I wouldn't mind that at all.
16:03Then why don't you take me home?
16:05All right.
16:06Right after I take home some of this...
16:08...calf-care.
16:10See?
16:11Another calf-care hookup.
16:13You better come get it before the cops shut us down.
16:16Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
16:17Let me get some of that calf-care
16:19because I want a hot chick that looks like that.
16:20There.
16:21Hey, why don't I have to pay me more money for that?
16:25Okay, look here.
16:26The money ain't gonna be no thing
16:27because it looks like we selling out.
16:29All right.
16:29In fact, I got to go to the crib
16:31and grab some more product, all right?
16:32Can you hold it down for me?
16:33Can you do so?
16:34Oh, look, look.
16:35Can I do it once?
16:38You can do it.
16:39If you go...
16:40Because you...
16:40You ain't do it.
16:41I did.
16:42All right, all right.
16:43One time.
16:44That's it.
16:44That's it.
16:46Run your fingers, cousin.
16:47Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:49Oh, my God.
17:05It's getting hot in here.
17:05You wouldn't mind if I took off my shirt, would you?
17:09You're my guest.
17:11Yeah, yeah, you're right.
17:13It is hot in here.
17:14Take your shirt off.
17:18Come on, walk with me.
17:19I need this shirt to come off now.
17:21Oh, damn.
17:23The baby's just having an orgy.
17:25Uh-oh.
17:27Uncle Kevin!
17:29What in the name of real-world Venice is going on up in here?
17:35Nothing.
17:36Well, it don't look like nothing.
17:40You know, uh...
17:41I had a great time tonight.
17:43Hold on, brother.
17:45How great of a time you talking?
17:48Not that great of a time.
17:51Look, I'll call you later.
17:53All right, I got an early shift tomorrow,
17:54and McMuffins don't make themselves.
17:59This might be a good time for me to leave, too.
18:01I tend to get nervous when there are more than two people watching.
18:05I'll walk you out.
18:07Brianna, what's going on?
18:13I mean, here I am thinking that you're all grown up,
18:14and you're acting like a child.
18:16Oh, cheesy puff.
18:19Look, at first, I just wanted to be alone with Calvin.
18:22And then I saw Arnez with that girl,
18:24and I guess I just wanted to hurt him before he could hurt me.
18:28It sounds like you're not over him yet.
18:31Yeah, I'm working on it.
18:32Well, look.
18:33I'm a few years older than you.
18:35I know it may not look like it, thanks to care of care.
18:40But that means I'm also a few years wiser than you.
18:43Okay?
18:44I mean, all I'm saying is take my advice.
18:46Don't do anything stupid that you think you're gonna regret.
18:52My point exactly.
18:53So I guess the no date in the house rule is over.
18:59Yeah, I guess it is.
19:01Well, what about, from now on,
19:04no dates in the house at the same time?
19:06Okay, that's good.
19:08And see, we did it without fighting.
19:10Okay, okay.
19:11Well, how about this?
19:12No taking off your shirt just to take off your shirt.
19:15Hmm, that's a tough one.
19:19What if I flex and it just burst off?
19:25So you're gonna come visit me in Baltimore this summer, right?
19:28Well, of course.
19:29I mean, who wants to be next to the Pacific Ocean in this other time?
19:34Come on, D, let's go.
19:35All right, one great goodbye kiss,
19:39and your boy D-Mac will be all up on you.
19:41He's not even here.
19:42I guess our plan to make D-Mac jealous was a failure.
19:46Well, that wasn't the master plan.
19:48The master plan was to get with you.
19:52Wait.
19:53You wanted to get with me?
19:55And you're telling me now?
19:57Give me 30 minutes. Let's do this!
19:58All right.
20:02This is the remix!
20:05Love you, Daddy.
20:25Love you, too, Netta.
20:26Love you, too, Untск.
20:29Bye.
20:31Wonderful.
20:32Bye.
20:33Bye.
20:34Bye.
20:34Bye.
20:35Bye.
20:36Bye.
20:39Bye.
20:43Bye.
20:44Bye.
20:45Bye.
20:45Bye.
20:45Bye.
20:46Bye.
20:46Bye.
20:48Bye.
20:48Bye.