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00:00入学にうち勝て! 芸能界ストイックアンキーオー!
00:06平成最後の秋にストイックさをチェック!
00:12迫りくる誘惑にうち勝ち、お題をアンキし、 意思の強さを試すこの企画!
00:22今回の挑戦者は、仕事もプライベートもストイックな、 こちらの3名!
00:31そんな彼らのアンキを邪魔するのが…
00:43我々気をそらせたい!
00:47愚かな人間ども、まだ懲りずにアンキをするというのか?
00:53ストイックなの今日も3人きてますから!
00:56戦いはすでに始まってるからな!
00:59戦い?
01:01気がついてないのなら教えてやろう!
01:04これがお前らの楽屋にあったんだ!
01:09今日なんか珍しいお弁当あったよ!
01:12いいか!このお弁当は私の手作りだ!
01:22引っかかったな!
01:25確かにヤハギと珍しい弁当だなって話してたの楽屋で
01:29そうだろう!この人ボケのために8時間前に入ったんだぞ!
01:34本当?
01:36美味かったのよ!
01:38今までゴッドタイムの中で食べた弁当の中で一番美味かったぞ!
01:41最高に嬉しいぜ!
01:43知らなかった、本当!
01:45しかもですよ、出演者さんだけだと怪しまれると思って、
01:49マネージャーさんの分まで含めて、全部で15個作りました!
01:57俺の部屋だけで3つありましたからね!
02:00気をつけてよ!手強いからね!
02:03あんな頭のおかしい奴が仕掛けてくるからね!
02:07まずは漫才に対して異常にストイックなこの男、和牛みず太!
02:14なんかあります?最新ストイックエピソード
02:16いや、ストイックってまず思わないよ
02:19自分で思ってないのか!
02:21自分でストイックって思ったら終わりじゃないですかね!
02:24そうだな、確かに!
02:26一人目からパッと出します!
02:28あいつのアナウンサーみたいな空気なんなんですか?
02:32その扉を開けると中に暗記問題があるのでそれを覚えてください!
02:36それでは扉を開けてください、どうぞ!
02:39やはぎに漫才メンヘラとへおされたみず太には、どんな誘惑が待っているのか!
02:46暗記ボーカス誘惑のマジバトルスタート!
02:56何の設定なんだろう?全然わからないけど
02:59確かに何に弱いんだろうね
03:01弱点あんのかな?
03:03俺は真面目にパッと書くもん
03:05姿勢がいいもんね、なんか
03:11あ!
03:13マジバトルの河西
03:16ネタ作ってくれてるんだよ
03:19ありがとう
03:22早いよ早いよ
03:24何かあったら言うてな、これ英漫才にしようよ
03:32すみません河西さん、ちょっといいですか?
03:35どうした?
03:37何?何?何?
03:39いいよ、格好良いでいいよ
03:40いやあの、みず太さんにはあれなんで
03:43実は今、河西さんにピンでのオファーが来てまして
03:48あーあかんあかんあかん
03:50いや俺はコンビでじゃないと
03:52すごくお世話になってるスタッフさんの番組なんで
03:54どうしてもって言われまして
03:56気になってんね
03:58お世話になってるスタッフさんの番組ってこと?
04:02やっぱ無理ですかね
04:07まあじゃあ今回だけね
04:08え?
04:09出てくれるんですか?
04:10今回だけ
04:11あ、本当ですか?
04:12ありがとうございました
04:16気は乗らなかったが
04:18その番組で俺は羽に跳ねた
04:26やかましいわ
04:27誰がかつみさんよりかつみさんやね
04:30おいやめろやめろ
04:31拍手おかしいやろ
04:33おいわ
04:39受けたね
04:43お疲れっす
04:45よかったよ
04:47次も頼むね
04:48またよかったらコンビで呼んでいただけたら
04:50今日よかったからこれからこの形で行きたいんだよね
04:57相方とのこともあるんで
05:00MCのひろみさんも褒めてたけどやっぱ無理かな
05:09じゃあ次だけ
05:12本当次だけじゃあ
05:13ありがとうありがとう
05:14よろしくね
05:15お願いします
05:22この服なんですか?
05:23それ川西くんの衣装
05:25やっぱピンだからこういうの着ないと
05:27でも僕スーツ自前のやつあるんで
05:30大丈夫大丈夫
05:31もう出番だからすぐ着替えて
05:33こっちですか?
05:34うん
05:36大丈夫?
05:39結構ええやん
05:55ココカラ川西の会心劇
05:57I don't know what I'm talking about.
06:00I don't know what I'm talking about.
06:03And now, Kawanishi's counterattack begins.
06:07Unfortunately, Mr. Kazushige, your time is up.
06:12Now, let's take a look at the correct VTR.
06:16If you know, you'll understand.
06:20That was a great speech.
06:23I could feel his aura.
06:25Let's go on a trip to Barito Island!
06:38Wait a minute.
06:39Aren't you too excited?
06:41It's Barito Island!
06:42Let's go eat!
06:44Let's go!
06:45We're not going on a trip.
06:47We're here for work.
06:49Do you understand?
06:50We're not going on a trip!
06:53I was called to do a comedy show with a popular young actor.
07:02Are you kidding me?
07:04You're wearing such an ugly jacket.
07:07But this is our usual comedy costume.
07:10No, no, no.
07:12I don't have this.
07:15Young people don't do that.
07:21Is he really our fan?
07:24I don't know.
07:25It's okay.
07:26Ignore him.
07:29This is what we're going to do today.
07:32Oh, I know this.
07:34This is the story of the inn that we lost in M-1.
07:39This is a long story.
07:42Let's cut it.
07:43I look like a bad guy at first.
07:46So don't say anything bad.
07:48I can't forgive you.
07:50I don't want to die.
07:52There's no point in doing it twice, right?
07:54You don't have to make up for it.
07:56Let's cut it all.
07:57I'm sorry.
07:58I can't do that.
08:01What do you mean?
08:02You can't do comedy with me?
08:04It's an important comedy with my partner.
08:06Partner?
08:08You've been single lately.
08:10You're single.
08:12You should do a loose show with an idol.
08:14Don't talk about comedy.
08:21I can't bend here.
08:23It's good.
08:25I'm glad to see this.
08:27How long are you going to say that?
08:30Comedy is a means to sell.
08:34If it sells, everyone will throw it away.
08:37I don't know.
08:39You don't know?
08:41There's no idiot who sells and does comedy.
08:48If there was, I would have thrown it away.
08:52There's no one like that.
08:54There's no one like that.
08:56Comedy is inefficient.
08:59The one who sells is a real idiot.
09:04Are you crazy?
09:06Bring him here.
09:08He's here.
09:10He's here.
09:12Bring him here.
09:14Bring him here.
09:16Call him.
09:17I'm here.
09:20I'm here.
09:26Who are you?
09:29You don't have to go.
09:32We've decided to live a life of comedy.
09:38What does comedy mean to you?
09:42It's a way of life.
09:47The one I want to punch is you.
09:53I was jealous of you.
09:55I made a lot of jokes.
10:02Mizutamari Bond
10:0810, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
10:16Thank you for your hard work.
10:19Which one do you like better?
10:22This one suits me the best.
10:26How about the one in Hawaii?
10:28It's a job.
10:30It looks more fun.
10:32It's hard to watch.
10:34It's cool.
10:36I can do a lot of jobs.
10:38You can do it.
10:41Impulse Itakura
10:48What kind of temptation will Itakura face?
10:59I'll get 100,000 yen.
11:02100,000 yen is good.
11:11It's getting dark.
11:15My name is Magical Girl Marika.
11:18I protect the world with this gun.
11:22She looks like Marika Maruka.
11:25Marika, there's a Dark Raider nearby.
11:29I know.
11:31We're after a comedian named Tsutsumishita from Impulse.
11:38Dark souls are gathering around him.
11:42Dark souls?
11:43We have to save him.
11:45Marika, he's here.
11:49Thank you for your hard work.
11:51Tsutsumishita, you did a good job today.
11:54Tsutsumishita, you did a good job today.
11:57He's running away.
12:00I want to be popular like Tsutsumishita.
12:04Are you free after this?
12:06Let's go for a drink.
12:08Tsutsumishita, aren't you going to write a questionnaire?
12:13I see.
12:18It's annoying.
12:21I can't.
12:23If I quit my job here, the Dark Souls will get bigger.
12:27What are you going to do?
12:29Are you going to quit drinking?
12:32I don't know.
12:38It's annoying.
12:42This is bad.
12:44Marika, we have to stop him.
12:46I got it.
12:47Don't quit your job.
12:50Write a questionnaire.
13:00Are you okay?
13:05It's annoying.
13:08It doesn't matter.
13:09Let's go for a drink.
13:11Tsutsumishita is amazing.
13:13It's annoying.
13:15Write a questionnaire.
13:18Marika, his Dark Souls are getting bigger.
13:22If we don't stop him soon, he'll be in trouble.
13:25You're right.
13:26Let's follow him.
13:28She's strong.
13:31Tsutsumishita, you didn't do a good job today.
13:36He's drinking.
13:38He's drinking with his junior.
13:41It's better to drink without writing a questionnaire.
13:44You're right.
13:50He's angry.
13:52Let's go for a drink.
13:54Tsutsumishita, my model wants to drink with you.
13:59Can I call her?
14:01Your model?
14:02Yes.
14:03Okay.
14:04I'll call her.
14:06What do you think?
14:09I have a bad feeling.
14:13Hello.
14:15Tsutsumishita!
14:22He's good.
14:23He's really good.
14:25Really?
14:26I've liked you for a long time.
14:29That's right.
14:33Please take Tsutsumishita with you this Sunday.
14:37What?
14:38Do you want to go?
14:39Yes, I want to go.
14:41But this Sunday...
14:43Tsutsumishita, you have a meeting with Itakura.
14:47That's right.
14:49I promised to make a skit with Itakura.
14:55Dark Soul.
14:57What should we do?
14:59No, Dark Soul again.
15:02Marika, we have to stop him.
15:04Itakura is waiting for you.
15:06Toshie, you have to stop him.
15:20It's none of your business.
15:26It's none of your business.
15:28I'm going to make a skit with Itakura.
15:30Let's go.
15:31I did it!
15:32I'm so excited!
15:37I'm looking forward to the skit.
15:44It's Dark Soul again.
15:45Dark Soul is getting stronger.
15:47It's none of your business.
15:51That sound is...
15:53Tsutsumishita is...
15:55Dark Soul is...
15:57What's wrong?
16:02Tsutsumishita's Dark Soul is very strong.
16:06The strongest one is...
16:08Every time Tsutsumishita does something...
16:11Dark Soul is created in Itakura's mind.
16:15Dark Soul?
16:22Itakura won't be controlled by Dark Soul so easily.
16:26He still has the power to make people laugh.
16:30Don't make me laugh!
16:31I have the talent to make people laugh.
16:34If I continue to be unhappy, everyone will be ruined.
16:38I'll lose my laughter and become a rotten Purgis Devil!
16:46You don't have to be in this world.
16:50Even in this situation, I can make people laugh.
16:54You want to make people laugh in this situation?
16:56Then let's do it!
16:59That's what I want.
17:00Give me the topic.
17:01Topic? I see.
17:03It hurts!
17:05Make it bigger!
17:10It hurts!
17:13I can't concentrate.
17:14It hurts!
17:15I can't think straight.
17:20Let's start.
17:22The first topic.
17:23Tsutsumishita's Dark Soul.
17:25You didn't reflect at all.
17:27You didn't reflect at all.
17:28What's the name of the game?
17:35It hurts!
17:36I didn't reflect at all.
17:38It hurts!
17:41It hurts!
17:47Tsutsumishita's Dark Soul.
17:49You didn't reflect at all.
17:51What's the name of the game?
17:53Impulse's Jikori Mashita.
17:55It hurts!
17:59You didn't reflect at all.
18:02Do you have any other topics?
18:04Do you have any other topics?
18:05Do you want to change the topic?
18:07Do you want to go with this?
18:09If there are other topics...
18:11Let's move on to the next topic.
18:13Let's move on to the next topic.
18:14I want to ask something interesting.
18:16The doctor said you played survival games too much.
18:20What happened?
18:22What kind of symptoms did you have?
18:24The doctor said you played survival games too much.
18:28It hurts!
18:32You didn't reflect at all.
18:34It hurts!
18:38The doctor said you played survival games too much.
18:41What happened?
18:43When I took out my insurance, BB bullets came out.
18:46It hurts!
18:52You look happy.
18:53You look happy.
18:54You look happy.
18:57Let's play another game.
19:03Tsutsumishita was saved.
19:05But Ita was shocked by the rhythm.
19:07But Ita was shocked by the rhythm.
19:10He failed to memorize the words.
19:12He failed to memorize the words.
19:13He failed to memorize the words.
19:17It hurts!
19:18It hurts!
19:19It hurts!
19:24Is this an illusion created by my mind?
19:28Is this an illusion created by my mind?
19:29It hurts!