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00:30You're so annoying!
00:32You're not eating my bento, are you?
00:34I'm not eating it!
00:36I'm so annoyed!
00:38I'm just trying to be nice to you.
00:42Next, Shota Shibata
00:46It's time for the main event.
00:48I'm Shota Shibata, your host.
00:50Today's guest is a Tokyo Manzai legend.
00:52Mr. Obon Kobon.
00:54He's been active for 60 years.
00:5660 years is…
00:5860 years is the time when Singapore became independent from Malaysia.
01:10Hello.
01:11Nice to meet you.
01:12Nice to meet you, too.
01:14Thanks to you, we're still getting along.
01:21I'm glad to hear that.
01:23It's been 60 years.
01:25It's November, right?
01:28But I'll tell you this.
01:29I've been in the entertainment business for 60 years.
01:31I've been in the business for 50 years.
01:33I didn't say I was good at it.
01:34I don't deny it.
01:36Don't say that.
01:37We're getting along.
01:39You're not supposed to say that.
01:41What is that?
01:42What are you saying?
01:43What are you talking about?
01:44Are you going to fight at work?
01:45I'll beat you up.
01:47Let's do it.
01:49What are you doing?
01:51I love this show.
01:53This is the theme of Dachou Club.
01:55I love this show.
01:57You don't have to like it or hate it.
01:59You have to inherit this funny show.
02:01You don't have to inherit it.
02:03You have to copy it.
02:05You have to copy it.
02:09You are not good at it.
02:11This is Dachou-san's idea.
02:13But when I think about it,
02:15everyone has this idea.
02:17Manzai, Konto,
02:19we are in the Manzai-kyokai.
02:21We are in the Manzai-kyokai.
02:23In the Manzai-kyokai,
02:25we have this thing called
02:27Konnichiwa.
02:29It's like, you are so loud.
02:31There is a thing like that.
02:33Nishiki-Hebi.
02:35Nishiki-Goi.
02:37And there is this thing called
02:39Son-na-no-Kankei-ne.
02:41Kojima-san.
02:43In our time,
02:45B&B was called Momiji-Panchi.
02:47Everyone had this kind of equipment.
02:49And we became the manager.
02:51That's right.
02:53When I think about it,
02:55we have been doing this for almost 60 years.
02:57There is no gag.
02:59But I made a gag 40 years ago.
03:01But I made a gag 40 years ago.
03:03I made a gag.
03:05I couldn't accept it.
03:07I couldn't accept it at all.
03:09I quit in a week.
03:11It's embarrassing.
03:13Let's do the gag you quit.
03:17I couldn't accept it at all.
03:19I was so embarrassed.
03:21I hate that kind of thing.
03:23I'm worried.
03:25I'm going to get angry.
03:29What is that?
03:31It's funny.
03:33I made a gag 40 years ago.
03:35I'm going to get angry.
03:37I made a gag.
03:39It's funny.
03:41Was it fast?
03:43You are a good guest.
03:45Everyone is happy.
03:47You laugh no matter what you say.
03:51You said that Oboncomon is a gag.
03:53You have done a lot of things.
03:55I agree.
03:57I want to say that tap dance is the best.
03:59I want to say that tap dance is the best.
04:01You are good at it.
04:03You are good at it.
04:05I've been doing it since I was a kid.
04:07I've been doing it since I was a kid.
04:09I'm confident.
04:11What is it?
04:13I've been doing it since I was a kid.
04:15I'm still a kid.
04:17I'm still a kid.
04:19I've been doing it since I was a kid.
04:21When did you start?
04:23I started when I was 16.
04:25You are good.
04:27You are good.
04:29You are good.
04:31He is good.
04:33You taught me.
04:35You taught me.
04:37You're still a kid.
04:39So you want the most conscious?
04:41Yeah.
04:41I'm 90 this year, right?
04:43Yeah, you're 70.
04:44That's amazing, isn't it?
04:45Let's not talk about that.
04:46Look, I don't have any white hair, do I?
04:49You don't have any white hair?
04:50That's amazing, isn't it?
04:50Huh?
04:51I want to dye my hair black.
04:53Who are you talking to?
04:54Mr. Takeshi Takamine.
04:55No, no.
04:56I have to get my hair done.
04:57Your hip joints are really soft.
04:58They're soft.
04:59Really.
05:00I'll tell you.
05:00It's a dance.
05:01When you get older, you have to stretch out your hip joints.
05:07If you do that, your hip joints become softer.
05:09I'd like to show you how soft it is.
05:11That's the proof of my YG balance.
05:13It's hard, isn't it?
05:15It's really hard, isn't it?
05:17It's hard, isn't it?
05:18Well, you can dance tap even if it's hard.
05:20I'm wearing tap shoes.
05:22Tap on the front and back.
05:24It's called a tap chip.
05:26Kobun-chan, you can do an impersonation with this.
05:28Well, I can't do a great impersonation.
05:29It's a town.
05:30An impersonation.
05:31For example, an impersonation of a horse.
05:33Oh, a racehorse.
05:34There's a horse like that.
05:36It's an impersonation of a horse.
05:44That's amazing.
05:47It's easy to do, isn't it?
05:49From now on, it's called SL.
05:52Do you know what SL is?
05:53Do you know what SL is?
05:54Do you know?
05:55Yes.
05:55The queen says she wants to see it.
05:57That's SM.
05:59It's SL.
06:01I don't know.
06:03I was going to do it the other way around.
06:07You can't do it.
06:08That's what it is.
06:10Do you want to do it again?
06:12Let's do it again.
06:13SL.
06:14Thank you for the meal.
06:16I'm going to fire a machine gun.
06:25It's just a noisy old man.
06:27I'm in trouble.
06:28It's refreshing.
06:33I'm going to fire a machine gun.
06:40Why don't you do it with me?
06:42It's noisy if you do it with me.
06:44It's refreshing.
06:46It's my first time dancing to tap dance music.
06:50It's time.
06:52I'm going to dance beautifully at the end.
06:54No.
06:55I'll say goodbye.
06:57Just a little.
06:59Music start.
07:03Music start.
07:30Thank you very much.
07:32I'll do my best on stage.
07:36This is KONSPIRATION.
08:02Thank you very much.
08:21It's time to eat.
08:23First of all, I'd like to say hello to everyone who is as bright and energetic as the first grade of elementary school.
08:28Is that so?
08:32April New Year's Eve.
08:34The body and mind will be free.
08:36The woman's heart will be thin.
08:38It's nice and refreshing.
08:40I'm Yuza.
08:46When I left the house today,
08:48there was a small pebble in my shoes.
08:50It was very unpleasant.
08:52But when it comes to the feeling of pebbles,
08:54I think this one has been under my feet for a long time.
08:56I think it was unpleasant.
08:58In the new year,
09:00I want to be a man who is close to people's hearts.
09:02My feet are numb.
09:04I'm Ichinosuke.
09:09This year, I will be a teacher for 90 minutes at Musashino Art University.
09:14It's interesting, isn't it?
09:16Among the members,
09:18there is a teacher who teaches,
09:20and there is a teacher who teaches as a college student.
09:22I'm Taihei.
09:28In this broadcast,
09:30I have been a member of the shop for a whole year.
09:32Thank you very much.
09:34In the shop,
09:36there is no custom
09:38to give a 100,000 yen voucher
09:40to a newcomer for a whole year.
09:42We had it.
09:44Did you?
09:46I'm Tadegawa Harunosuke,
09:48who will receive 100,000 yen after this.
09:50Go, go.
09:52I can drink liquor
09:54at the cherry blossom viewing in April.
09:56I can drink liquor,
09:58I can drink liquor.
10:00It's easy.
10:02I did it again.
10:04It's easy.
10:08The other day,
10:10when I went to work in Saitama,
10:12the host gave me
10:14a very delicious strawberry called Amarin
10:16from Taiheishouganazuke.
10:18Itadakimasu
10:49Thank you very much
10:51If you get a good answer, please put up your futon and take a picture
10:54We have a wonderful product waiting for you
10:57Please do your best
10:58Let's go to the first one
11:01The spring national traffic safety movement has begun
11:04You can raise your hand and cross the pedestrian crossing
11:07But you can do many things with your hands
11:11Here is the question
11:14Please think of the 5.75 traffic traffic on your head when you raise your hand
11:24Mr. Taihei
11:26Don't raise your hand!
11:29Life-destroying dark part-time job
11:33Please raise your hand
11:38Mr. Koyuza
11:40Raise your hand and go under the vending machine
11:49Can you take a picture at this time?
11:51No, it's already a card
11:54It's a death penalty
11:59Mr. Ichinosuke
12:01Raise your hand and the toilet you flush doesn't flow
12:07It's scary
12:11Please raise your hand
12:13Mr. Harunosuke
12:14Don't raise your hand and buy expensive rice
12:23Mr. Miyagi
12:25Don't raise your hand and go home with your daughter at dusk
12:32Mr. Ichinosuke
12:36Raise your hand and go out with your daughter at dusk
12:51Mr. Konaki
12:53Don't raise your hand and have no confidence in your answer
13:02Mr. Yamada, please bring a card
13:05Mr. Ichinosuke
13:07Can I say a poem?
13:11Raise your hand and throw your grandfather into the mountain
13:19I know you're kidding, but why do you throw your grandfather?
13:22It's a custom
13:25Mr. Koyuza
13:28Don't raise your hand and go out with your daughter at dusk
13:37Mr. Komura
13:39Don't raise your hand and have no confidence in your answer
13:51What kind of life is this?
13:55Mr. Miyagi
13:56Don't raise your hand and go out with your daughter at dusk
14:06Mr. Koyuza
14:08Don't raise your hand and go out with your daughter at dusk
14:18Why are you laughing?
14:23This is what I think when I lie
14:26Mr. Yamada, please bring a card
14:29The second question
14:32Mr. Yamada, please
14:34Yes
14:39There are many songs in the world
14:42If you add one character to the name of the song, it will be a completely different song
14:47For example, if you add one character to the title of Mr. Koyuza's White Lovers, it will be a comedy song
14:58Funny lovers
15:02This time, please tell me what kind of song it will be if you add one character to the title of various songs
15:08I'll ask you what the title is, so please write the title on the flip and add one character to it
15:17That's difficult
15:19Even if you ask me to do it suddenly
15:22I can't
15:23First, you have to know the song
15:25I can't draw circles well
15:27No, no, no
15:33Can you do it?
15:34Yes
15:35Mr. Taiei
15:37If you add one character to the title of Southern All-Stars' My Dear Ellie, it will be a song for the elderly
15:48What's the title?
15:50My Dear Ellie
15:53Ellie
15:56Ellie, my love
15:59So sweet
16:01Ellie is getting old
16:03Ellie, my love
16:06Mr. Ichinosuke
16:08If you add one character to the title of Komekome Club's Kimi ga iru dake de, it will be a song for the elderly
16:18What's the title?
16:19Kimi ga iru dake de iya
16:28Mr. Koyuza
16:30If you add one character to the title of Atsume Kiyoshi's Otoko wa tsurai yo, it will be my theme song
16:37What's the title?
16:39Otoko wa tsurai yo
16:43That's not good
16:45Mr. Harunosuke
16:47If you add one character to the title of Yamamoto Rinda's Dou ni mo tomaranai, it will be a song for Trump and Zelensky
16:58What's the title?
16:59Dou ni mo matomaranai
17:08Mr. Miyaji
17:09If you add one character to the title of Ruby no Yubiwa, it will be a song for sweets
17:16What's the title?
17:17Calbee no Yubiwa
17:19Raise your hand
17:23Mr. Tahei
17:25If you add one character to the title of Godaigo's Gundala, it will be a song for someone whose underwear is torn
17:31What's the title?
17:33Kagandala
17:42Mr. Harunosuke
17:44If you add one character to the title of Hashire Kotaro, it will be a song for a politician
17:50What's the title?
17:51Hashire Konotaro
18:00Mr. Tahei
18:01If you add one character to the title of Kouji Taira's famous song, Bus Stop, it will be a scenery of Tokyo where snow has piled up
18:09What's the title?
18:11Tobasu Stop
18:14Mr. Ichinosuke
18:16If you add one character to the title of Hito Toyo's Hanamizuki, it will be a song for someone who caught a cold
18:29What's the title?
18:30Hanamizuki Midori
18:36Mr. Miyaji
18:38If you add one character to the title of Otemoyan, it will be a song for a dog who doesn't listen to anything
18:45What's the title?
18:47Otemoyan?
18:49Otemoyan?
18:51Otemoyan?
18:55Mr. Konraku
18:57If you add one character to the title of Otemoyan's famous song, it will be my part-time job
19:06What's the title?
19:07Washing dishes
19:15Mr. Tahei
19:16If you add one character to the title of Kenji Sawada's song, Katteni Shiagare, it will be a song for a dachou club
19:23What's the title?
19:24Katteni Oshiagare
19:26Don't push me!
19:31Mr. Toyoda
19:32If you add one character to the title of Russian folk song Toroika, it will be a sushi restaurant order
19:38What's the title?
19:40Toroka Ika
19:49Mr. Ichinosuke
19:50If you add one character to the title of Pink Lady's UFO, it will be a sad announcement
19:55What's the title?
19:56Fuhou
20:02Fuhou
20:04He's quite happy
20:08I think everyone likes this question
20:10It's fun
20:12This is quite good
20:14I want to do this forever
20:16Really?
20:17But I have prepared the question
20:19Here's the third question
20:21Mr. Yamada, please read the question
20:23Yes
20:42Mr. Koyuta
20:43This hospital has changed
20:46What happened?
20:47I got a nurse call
20:54Mr. Miyaji
20:56Is this okay?
20:59What happened?
21:00I got a cold bento and was told to put it in the freezer
21:04No, no
21:07It won't warm you up
21:09Mr. Ichinosuke
21:11Excuse me, is it not time yet?
21:14What happened?
21:15I asked to open the safe, but it's been waiting for about an hour
21:19I wonder if he's hiding something
21:21I wonder if he's hiding something
21:27Mr. Harunosuke
21:29This is a German restaurant
21:31If I don't press this, won't they come to take my order?
21:35What happened?
21:36It's a German restaurant, so it's Berlin
21:43Mr. Kouraku
21:44It's closed
21:47What happened?
21:48I put 50 yen in the bill
21:51Is there no change?
21:54I put 50 yen in the bill, I made a mistake
21:57Mr. Kitayama
21:58Yes
22:00It's a world where it's hard to live
22:06What happened?
22:07Excuse me, I can't order on my tablet
22:11Please
22:14That's right
22:16You have to read it on your smartphone
22:19You have to read it on your smartphone
22:22Mr. Miyaji
22:24It's a world famous restaurant
22:27I don't know what this is
22:30Excuse me
22:31What happened?
22:33I've been told to look at it, but I don't know who it belongs to
22:40Why?
22:46The last one was quite painful
22:50Maybe
22:53Mr. Ichinosuke
22:58What happened?
22:59My daughter told me to ring this bell before I talk to her
23:07Poor thing
23:10But it doesn't come out once in five times
23:13Mr. Koizumi
23:15Excuse me
23:18What happened?
23:19Oh, there you are
23:22I'm going to Orosu
23:28The market is getting worse, so please be careful
23:33Mr. Ichinosuke
23:34This is the truth
23:37I'm a little curious
23:41What happened?
23:42Mr. Shota from Shunputei
23:44You're a part-time worker at DOTORU
23:49I'm not a part-time worker
23:51There's a poster in the dressing room
23:53I'm not
23:54There's a poster
23:55It says, I'm a part-time worker leader
23:59You've been working for a long time
24:01It says, I had fun
24:02I had fun
24:03It's annoying
24:04You're getting more stars
24:05Mr. Yamada, bring me two
24:09It's zero again
24:12It's zero