上田ちゃんネル 2025年4月3日 検証！懐かしのレトロ芸人の最高傑作ネタは令和女子にウケるのか？
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00:00The next episode will be about the retro comedy duo!
00:03Can you accept the old jokes now?
00:05Retro Comedian vs. Reiwa Girl!
00:08Wow!
00:10Let's go!
00:13With music and fashion, the retro boom is spreading all over the Z generation.
00:18The comedy is also going around the world.
00:20Will the retro comedians who once dominated the world be accepted?
00:26Eh?
00:27Is that all?
00:28Let's take a look at some of the comedians who made the boom in the past.
00:33Please spin it.
00:35Oh, it's a good one!
00:38The current Reiwa girls are very serious about the show race.
00:44Let's see if they'll be able to pull off their usual jokes in Reiwa.
00:48You guys don't have to force yourself to laugh, right?
00:52Of course!
00:53If you're having fun, you can laugh.
00:56Now, let's take a look at some of the comedians' jokes.
01:00The first group is this duo!
01:03During the Bokyabura era, Uedaya Kosaka and Shinogi were cut out for the role of Purin Purin.
01:08They've been doing this for 30 years, and they're going to show us the ultimate masterpiece!
01:15Hello, everyone.
01:16It's time to play with Onii-san, a new show that started today.
01:21We're going to play with Onii-san.
01:25This is a live broadcast.
01:27Now, let's welcome Genki.
01:33Please welcome Genki!
01:39Hello!
01:40Hello!
01:42Everyone on TV is watching you.
01:45First, let's say your name out loud.
01:48Go ahead!
01:49I'm Araki!
01:50I'm Akira!
01:52Akira!
01:55I'm Akira!
01:56How cute!
01:57How old are you this year, Akira?
01:59I'm 58 years old.
02:02I'm 37 years old.
02:05I got a divorce 20 years ago.
02:09Akira, where's your mom today?
02:12She's not here!
02:13She's not here?
02:14She went to Oshisamu.
02:16I see.
02:17Onii-san, I'm sorry to hear that.
02:19Now, let's sing your favorite song to your mom in heaven.
02:24Go ahead!
02:25Mom!
02:26You're only 4 years old.
02:28Mom!
02:29Mom!
02:30Mom!
02:31Mom!
02:32Mom!
02:33Mom!
02:34Your voice is too dirty.
02:35Your voice is too dirty.
02:36Wait a minute, Onii-san.
02:37Wait a minute, Onii-san.
02:38It's hot.
02:39It doesn't change.
02:40It doesn't change.
02:41Put it on properly.
02:42I see. Akira, your mom isn't here.
02:44You don't have to worry about that.
02:46Let's have fun with Onii-san and have a good time.
02:49First, let's sing a song.
02:51A song?
02:52Let's sing a song.
02:54This song is a song between Onii-san and me.
02:57Let's sing it loudly.
02:59Cha-cha-chan-chan-chan-chan-chan
03:02Do is donut's Do-Re
03:05Re is melon's Re
03:07I don't have a Re.
03:09I don't have a Re.
03:10It's not melon, it's lemon's Re.
03:12Mi is everyone's Mi-Fa
03:15Fa is Fight's Do
03:17It's not Do.
03:18It's not Do. It's Fight's Fa.
03:20So is the blue sky
03:23La is also the blue sky
03:25Don't imitate me.
03:26Why?
03:27Don't imitate me.
03:28La is a trumpet, right?
03:29Shin is happiness
03:32Let's sing
03:35Yes.
03:36It's Doremi's song.
03:39It's Doremi's song.
03:40I made a mistake.
03:41You made a mistake.
03:42Let's move your body.
03:44Swimming.
03:45This is easy.
03:46Tie and open.
03:47Let's do it.
03:48Onii-san will sing.
03:49You are energetic.
03:50Let's swim.
03:51Tie and open.
03:52Stun.
03:53Tie and open.
03:56Shake hands and tie.
03:59You are too cool.
04:01You are too cool.
04:03You can't do anything.
04:05It's difficult.
04:06Is it difficult?
04:07Can I do a special skill?
04:08You can do a special skill.
04:09What is your special skill?
04:10Jumping rope.
04:11Jumping rope.
04:12Put Onii-san in the rope you jump.
04:15Let's jump together.
04:16Yes.
04:17Let's go.
04:18Onii-san, come in.
04:23I will go now.
04:27Put me in.
04:30Put me in.
04:31I want to jump with you.
04:32Finally, let's say the title of this program in a loud voice.
04:36How do you feel?
04:38Let's play with Onii-san today.
04:40Don't play with me.
04:42Thank you very much.
04:43Thank you very much.
04:46Thank you very much.
04:49Was Ura-chan's voice so small?
04:51It didn't come out at all.
04:52It didn't come out at all today.
04:54It came out and bit me.
04:57Your voice is dirty.
04:59That's right.
05:01I do a concert every day at Toyokan.
05:04I usually do it there.
05:06I was nervous.
05:09I was nervous.
05:11I really wanted to receive it.
05:13That's right.
05:14You want to receive it from a young person.
05:15Of course.
05:16What is it?
05:17At the end of the program,
05:18I give candy to old people in Asakusa Toyokan.
05:22Candy?
05:23That's great.
05:24That's great.
05:25Before receiving a reward.
05:27That's great.
05:28That's great.
05:29That's great.
05:30That's great.
05:31That's great.
05:32That's great.
05:33That's great.
05:35Please.
05:36Stop it.
05:37Stop it.
05:38Stop it.
05:39This is my life.
05:41I'm sad.
05:45Please give the score to the three.
05:48One, two, three.
05:50100 points.
05:51There are 100 points.
05:52That's great.
05:53I worked hard.
05:5465, 100.
05:55This is 8.
05:56Is it 8?
05:5780.
05:5880.
05:59Thank you very much.
06:00It's a lot of luck.
06:01On the contrary, I think it's a lie.
06:05What do you mean?
06:06Why do you think it's a lie?
06:07I was biting from the beginning.
06:11I wanted to listen to more songs because the song was good.
06:15I didn't need to jump rope.
06:19But this was really good.
06:2265 points for candy.
06:24Aisha, 100 points.
06:25100 points.
06:26It was really fun.
06:29Were you laughing?
06:30Were you laughing?
06:31I was laughing.
06:33What was good about it?
06:34I thought Aisha was cute, including her clothes.
06:38I told you she was cute.
06:39What was particularly interesting?
06:41Her bald head was cute.
06:43Her bald head was cute.
06:45It's not a joke.
06:48Yonezawa, 80 points.
06:50I felt warm when I watched it.
06:55I thought I was laughing for a moment.
06:58I thought I couldn't laugh because I didn't know the story.
07:03But I didn't think there was anyone who would hit me.
07:10You should hit more and more.
07:12I should hit more and more.
07:13It doesn't suit this era at all.
07:17It was just right for me.
07:19It was just right for you.
07:20It was just right for you.
07:21It was just right for you.
07:22I wonder if it's okay to be on M-1.
07:24You can do it.
07:25Take responsibility.
07:28I'm scared.
07:30Purin Purin got 245 points.
07:33The next challenger is...
07:37Kyan Kyan, who was active in On Air Battle and Enta no Kami-sama,
07:40and became a laughingstock of Okinawa Manzai in the 2000s.
07:51I'm Kyan Kyan from Okinawa.
07:53Good evening.
07:57I'll do an impression of Masuo-san from Bikkuri Shashunkan.
08:00I didn't say anything.
08:01No one said anything.
08:04That's all.
08:06Masuo-san is surprised like this.
08:09I'm grateful.
08:11When we go back to Okinawa, we take a plane.
08:14The person who works there is Horichi Emi.
08:18Horichi Emi.
08:20It's nostalgic.
08:22Thank you for coming.
08:24There is an announcement like this.
08:26I'm going to Okinawa via London for the first time in Tokyo Haneda Airport.
08:30That's a long trip.
08:32You're going to London.
08:33I'm Saito, from Oita Prefecture, Beppu City.
08:37I'm Musashigame.
08:38Osumou-san?
08:39You're a rikishi.
08:40I'm in charge of the guest room.
08:42I'm Muneeda from Nagahama.
08:44He's Korean.
08:45Hello.
08:46What's my special skill?
08:48I don't need a special skill.
08:52It's amazing.
08:53It's solo.
08:54It doesn't matter.
08:55It doesn't matter.
08:57By the way, I'm wearing a pair of socks with separate fingers.
09:01I don't care.
09:04Good morning, ladies and gentlemen.
09:06My socks is finger fly.
09:08Don't translate that.
09:09Even if you translate that, foreigners will take it.
09:12I want to get married to a person like that.
09:14I want to stand together when I give birth.
09:16Stand together.
09:17I want to do my best.
09:18I want to do my best.
09:20He, he, who.
09:22He, he, who.
09:23Coming soon.
09:24He, he, who.
09:25Come on, baby.
09:26Don't rap.
09:27It's hard to breathe.
09:29When I give birth, I want to drink and say cheers.
09:33That's good.
09:34Let's call each other.
09:35Happy birthday.
09:37Drink, drink, drink.
09:40You too.
09:47Why am I a bossa nova?
09:49I can only drink a little.
09:51What?
09:52It doesn't matter.
09:53It doesn't matter.
09:54I want to play with you when I grow up.
09:57I want to play with you.
09:58Dad, dad.
09:59What's up, Yukihito?
10:00Do that.
10:01What?
10:02Do Okinawa's Doraemon, Nahaemon.
10:03Okinawa's Doraemon?
10:05Nahaemon, Nahaemon.
10:07I'm Nohbi.
10:10I'm a giant.
10:12I'm a giant.
10:14I'm a giant.
10:17You can go anywhere.
10:18I don't know what you're talking about.
10:20I don't know what you're talking about.
10:23Let's play rock-paper-scissors.
10:25Let's play rock-paper-scissors.
10:27One, two, three.
10:28Rock, paper, scissors.
10:31Rock, paper, scissors.
10:34What?
10:35It's like a water bottle.
10:38Contact with mom.
10:41Rock, paper, scissors.
10:42What?
10:43I don't know what you're talking about.
10:46I don't know what you're talking about.
10:47It's like a water bottle.
10:50Children's song.
10:53How about Hello, Turtle?
10:55Hello, turtle.
10:57That's a rap.
10:58I'm going to beat a rabbit.
11:01That's not a lyrics.
11:02Turtle is damaged.
11:04Don't make a song.
11:05BBB, C, G.
11:07BBB, C, G.
11:08That's USA.
11:10How about Dog Patrol?
11:13I know that song.
11:14A lost kitten.
11:19I'm in trouble.
11:21I'm still in a hurry.
11:22You changed the song.
11:24You changed the song and you're still in a hurry.
11:26Hello.
11:27That's enough.
11:28That's all.
11:31Thank you very much.
11:33Thank you very much.
11:34My name is Kyan Kyan.
11:36You're amazing.
11:38You've changed a lot.
11:40How many kilos did you gain?
11:42I gained 25kg.
11:44It's because of this.
11:46It's different from the picture.
11:48I was thin when I was a brown can.
11:52I was happy because I was in the same generation as you.
11:56You were half the size.
11:57That's right.
12:01Let's see the result.
12:02One, two, three.
12:0595, 40, 100.
12:09That's amazing.
12:12Angelica, 95.
12:14First of all, I really like Matsuo's movie.
12:18He did it many times.
12:20I thought it was good.
12:22And Nahaemon was also very good.
12:25Which part of Nahaemon was good?
12:27I don't know what you're talking about.
12:29But I felt like you were telling me seriously.
12:31I thought you were a serious person.
12:33Is that it?
12:35It's embarrassing.
12:38100 points.
12:40That's amazing.
12:42I fell in love with Kyan Kyan.
12:47Did you see it for the first time?
12:48I saw it for the first time.
12:50It was around 2007.
12:54It was the year we were born.
12:57I wanted to meet him earlier.
13:01I was born in 1999.
13:03I was able to do a lot of things around 2007.
13:06Same generation.
13:07Same generation?
13:09I know what you mean.
13:11You were born when you were sold.
13:13No.
13:14You were born when you were sold.
13:16Same generation.
13:18Can I say it in Takameguchi?
13:20It's true.
13:2240 points.
13:24I think it's funny what you're saying.
13:29You're talking fast and you have a lot of kanji and English.
13:32I don't know what you're talking about.
13:34Do it in standard Japanese.
13:37It's not funny if you do it in standard Japanese.
13:39Don't say that.
13:40It's funny.
13:41Do it in standard Japanese.
13:44Can you do it, Kyan Kyan?
13:45Doraemon, Doraemon.
13:47What is it, Nobita?
13:49I'm hungry.
13:50I'm starving.
13:51Leave it to me.
13:53Please.
13:54Anywhere.
13:55What is this?
14:02It's not funny.
14:04That's why you did it in Okinawan.
14:06That's why it's funny.
14:09That's why you did it in Okinawan.
14:11It's just a small play.
14:13It's the first time I've been left behind.
14:17The top of the Bling Bling is still the same.
14:20What is the third group of retro entertainers?
14:24BOOMER, which was famous for its ability to compete for the first place in the vocabulary era.
14:30What is the best masterpiece meta that has been done since its founding?
14:35Nice to meet you.
14:39Hello, everyone.
14:40Do you believe in aliens all of a sudden?
14:44I don't think it's a good idea to say aliens.
14:52Nice to meet you.
14:55Hello, everyone.
14:56Do you believe in aliens all of a sudden?
15:00According to my research, there are no aliens in this world.
15:04That's why I don't think there are aliens like E.T. or Alien in the universe.
15:12I don't think there are aliens in the universe.
15:19Who the hell are you?
15:23You're the only one.
15:24You're the only one.
15:26I'm an alien.
15:27I'm explaining that there are no aliens.
15:29If there are aliens, show me your superpowers.
15:32Can you show me your superpowers?
15:34All right. I'll show you my superpowers.
15:36Show me your superpowers.
15:37Actually, I have invisible threads from my fingertips.
15:40Invisible threads?
15:41Because I'm an alien.
15:42What do you mean?
15:43This is the one I used.
15:44Is that a plastic bag?
15:45Yes, it is.
15:46There are threads, right?
15:48Do you have invisible threads?
15:49Yes, I do.
15:50Wow, that's great.
15:53It's a party game.
15:55It's a party game.
15:57Wait a minute.
15:59You're going to hit me with your fingers.
16:01You're going to hit me with your fingers.
16:06Today's guests are good people.
16:08It's easy to be deceived.
16:10Wait a minute.
16:11I'm not talking about that.
16:12I'm talking about the school.
16:14I know.
16:15It's okay.
16:16You seem to be more surprised.
16:17I see.
16:18You seem to be more surprised.
16:19Let's do this.
16:20It's just a paper bag.
16:22I brought it from space.
16:23It's just a normal paper bag.
16:25It's a space bag.
16:26There's nothing inside.
16:27There's nothing inside.
16:28There's nothing inside.
16:29You have an invisible ball.
16:31You have a ball you can't see.
16:33You have a ball you can't see.
16:34Throw it.
16:35I'll catch it with the Space Ball.
16:36Do you have it?
16:37Try to throw it.
16:38Try to throw it.
16:43Really?
16:44What's this?
16:48Throw a lot.
16:50You have to pull it.
16:54You're hitting it with your finger.
16:57You're hitting it with your finger.
16:59What's going on?
17:02Let's try this.
17:04Do you know what a super-normal phenomenon is?
17:06Can you do something like this?
17:08I know.
17:09Do you know what a floating phenomenon is?
17:11Something that floats in the air?
17:13Here?
17:14That's impossible.
17:15There's an empty beer bottle here.
17:17I'll use this.
17:18Wait a minute.
17:19Are you ready?
17:20There are no tools or equipment.
17:22Please take a good look.
17:23It's obvious that you're putting it in.
17:25Do it smoothly.
17:27It's obvious.
17:28I'll put a chopstick in this bottle.
17:31You'll put a chopstick in it.
17:32I'll start.
17:33What is it?
17:34Let it float.
17:35Let it float.
17:36It's floating.
17:38It's not a missile.
17:39What is this?
17:40What is it?
17:42It's a missile.
17:43It's floating.
17:44What's going on?
17:45It's amazing.
17:46What is this?
17:47What is this?
17:48It's a prisoner.
17:49What is it floating?
17:50This is floating in the air.
17:52It's amazing.
17:53What is this?
17:54It's a fishing line.
17:55It's a fishing line.
17:57It's a fishing line.
17:58How do you do it?
17:59Can you see it?
18:00How do you do it?
18:01Why are you teaching me?
18:02Why are you making me do it?
18:04Shut up.
18:06It's hard to see from the front.
18:08It's hard to see from the front.
18:10It's hard to see from the front.
18:11This is a technique.
18:12It's not a technique.
18:13You're going to edit it, right?
18:15This is the only way to edit.
18:18You've just said a good thing.
18:19I've said it.
18:20I'm actually wearing an alien outfit, so I can actually transform into a human.
18:23Oh, no...
18:24Are you an ordinary old man?
18:26You know transforming into any human you want.
18:28You'll transform into a human I know?
18:30Read this, too.
18:31Can I transform if I read this?
18:32Read this.
18:34Look, Master.
18:35If I do it this way.
18:36I'm here at Ueda Channel.
18:37He's the master of plays organised by Akabu Akabu!
18:39He's the master of plays organised by Akabu Akabu!
18:41It's Tategawa Master!
18:43You're not reacting at all, are you?
18:46You're not reacting at all, are you?
18:48You don't know anything, Mr. Tan!
18:51You don't know anything!
18:53You're a young man, but you're a weird old man!
18:55You're a weird old man!
18:57You're a weird old man!
18:58What's the matter with you?
18:59No, no, no, cut!
19:00What's the matter with you, Mr. Tan?
19:01What's the matter with you?
19:02I don't know anything!
19:03Go back to the aliens!
19:04Let's just finish this, and that's it!
19:06Go home, you can't go anymore!
19:08There are no more aliens like this, so go home!
19:09But to tell you the truth,
19:10he can use psychic powers, too.
19:13Me?
19:14He can use psychic powers, too.
19:15What kind?
19:16He can see through things.
19:17He can see through things?
19:18Yes, yes, yes.
19:19I've never seen through anything.
19:21There are three cards here.
19:22There's a circle, a triangle, and a cross.
19:27In other words, he can guess the cards.
19:30Let's go.
19:31This is...
19:32Circle.
19:33Correct.
19:34This is...
19:35Triangle.
19:36Correct.
19:37This is...
19:38Cross.
19:39Look at this.
19:40There's some weird information in here.
19:42Like orange and circle.
19:43Cut it out!
19:44Anyone can guess this, right?
19:46Then...
19:47I'll get it right.
19:48I'll definitely get it right.
19:49Look carefully.
19:50I'll go with this one.
19:51I'll flip this over.
19:53Now, what is this?
19:55Circle.
19:56Circle.
19:57Unfortunately, it's wrong!
19:58Yay!
19:59I did it!
20:00I did it!
20:01I did it!
20:02I did it!
20:03I did it!
20:04There's no more time.
20:05Cut it out.
20:06Thank you very much.
20:08He's so good.
20:09He's so good.
20:10He's so good.
20:11How long have you been doing this?
20:13About 40 years.
20:14About 40 years.
20:15Really?
20:16Including being an idol?
20:17About 42 years.
20:18You were an idol?
20:19You were an idol?
20:20When I was 18 or 19 years old,
20:22I made my debut as a member of a group called Jidai Sakuo.
20:24There were 13 of us.
20:26You were popular.
20:27You lived in Nakano Sun Plaza.
20:29That's right.
20:30That's right.
20:31That's why I thought you looked like an idol.
20:33That's right.
20:34Really?
20:35I didn't know that.
20:36I didn't know that.
20:37Which member?
20:38This member.
20:39This member?
20:42I didn't know that.
20:43You didn't know that.
20:44UUUMER is our teacher at the fairy school.
20:49What did you learn?
20:51He taught us about the composition of the story.
20:54The composition of the story?
20:55You're not an alien.
20:57That's why I thought,
20:58this is the composition.
21:00I thought that's what it was.
21:06If you want to watch the show for free, search for TVER.
21:10Please subscribe to TVER.
21:17What did UUEMER get?
21:18One, two, three.
21:19Ta-da!
21:22That's amazing.
21:23That's amazing.
21:25I thought he was a technician.
21:28That's amazing.
21:29That's amazing.
21:30That's amazing.
21:31That's amazing.
21:32That's amazing.
21:33That's amazing.
21:35I think everyone hasn't noticed yet.
21:41I want everyone to try it.
21:43I want everyone to try it.
21:44If you post it on TikTok, it'll be a buzzword.
21:48Really?
21:49Really?
21:50I don't know if it'll be a buzzword.
21:52And Yonezawa-san, 79.
21:54Yes.
21:55It's an experience.
21:56You have to involve the audience.
22:00I see.
22:01I see.
22:02I love it.
22:03You have to involve the audience.
22:05I see.
22:06That's not a buzzword.
22:09Aisha-san, 100.
22:10100.
22:11That's amazing.
22:12That's amazing.
22:13It was really fun.
22:15It was really spiritual.
22:19Spiritual?
22:20Spiritual.
22:21I've never heard that before.
22:22I thought it was really amazing.
22:24Which part was spiritual?
22:26The face.
22:27The face?
22:28The face?
22:29The face?
22:30The face?
22:31It has nothing to do with it.
22:33What do you mean by the face was spiritual?
22:35What do you mean by the face was spiritual?
22:38Did you know it was a male voice?
22:40I did.
22:41I didn't know at all.
22:43Of course.
22:45I didn't know it was a male voice.
22:48I don't know, but I know it's really similar.
22:53You felt it?
22:54There are people like that.
22:57There aren't people like that anywhere!
22:59There aren't people like that in the city.
23:01Are you a priest?
23:02Are you a special being?
23:04All the stories have been revealed.
23:06Here are the girls' scores.
23:11The winner is Boomer!
23:14Amazing!
23:17Amazing!
23:18Wow!
23:19Amazing!
23:21Full of information that makes you want to tell someone.
23:24You can't reach it normally.
23:26It's a special that makes you want to pay to know about it.
23:31It's a special that makes you want to pay to know about it.