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00:30Why are you so confident that you'll make me jealous?
00:33Morikasumi refutes Kuro-chan's twisted feeling of love.
00:38Then, Richi-san and Morikasumi start to sympathize with each other.
00:42What Richi-san said to me was,
00:43you know, that kind of feeling.
00:46Please don't repeat it.
00:48I won't repeat it.
00:49Since it was so exciting, we'll play it again.
00:53Well, this time,
00:56as Morikasumi-sensei, not Morikasumi-chan,
00:59I'd like you to teach me a lot of things.
01:02I broke up with the girl I dated for two years.
01:05I don't know if my date plan is really right.
01:10I'd like you to teach me that.
01:13But I'm confident.
01:14Isn't it closer than that?
01:16What?
01:17You might want to stay away from me.
01:19I can't say it.
01:20What?
01:21One step back and two steps forward.
01:23I'm really sorry.
01:24Please be aware that you're an old man.
01:26If an old man looks at his parents,
01:28the child will always be a baboon.
01:29It's long.
01:30It's a long story.
01:33So, first of all,
01:34Kikuro-chan will announce the ideal date theme.
01:39The date theme is
01:40the first experience of a woman,
01:41steal everything.
01:46I see.
01:47What is it?
01:48Why are you looking down?
01:50How do you feel?
01:52I don't feel good.
01:54Why?
01:55When I hear the word first experience,
01:59I feel bad.
02:02And I feel like I'm stealing.
02:04Why is it from above?
02:06That's right.
02:07It's a date for both of us.
02:09Wait a minute.
02:10I was told at 2 o'clock.
02:12It was from above.
02:15Don't repeat it.
02:17I don't know.
02:19I was exposed with one theme.
02:21Let's start the date with Kikuro-chan
02:24who will steal all the first experiences of a woman.
02:29I was told that I can enjoy the base.
02:32That's good.
02:33It's early.
02:34It's early.
02:36It's 8.30.
02:37Where did Kikuro-chan go first?
02:42Where is it?
02:45It's Kikuro-chan's home.
02:47That's right.
02:48It's Kikuro-chan's home.
02:49It's early.
02:50It's early.
02:51Why?
02:52You said you don't want to show your bare face.
02:56I don't want to see my bare face.
02:58That's right.
02:59You have to go to Shinagawa station at 8.30.
03:03That's right.
03:04You can't wake up at 6.00.
03:06That's right.
03:07I woke up at 5.30.
03:10I don't know.
03:13Are you matched to that?
03:15I woke up at 5.30 in the morning.
03:18I went to the gym in Tennozu Isle.
03:23I trained there.
03:24I pumped up.
03:26I tried to show my muscles so that I can be touched anytime.
03:31I'm trying hard.
03:33If you like that kind of thing, you can do it.
03:35That's right.
03:36The important thing is that when you walk, make the shadow side of the woman walk as much as possible.
03:46The woman?
03:47Yes.
03:48Why?
03:49I'm in a hurry in the morning.
03:51A car is passing by.
03:53I'm scared.
03:55I'm nervous.
03:57I use that as a theory.
03:59I change my mind.
04:02I change my mind.
04:03What do you think?
04:04You're going home early in the morning.
04:08I put on makeup and dressed up.
04:12I feel like I'm going home.
04:14That's a different way of thinking.
04:16Don't look at me like that.
04:18You have a 24-hour surveillance camera in your house.
04:23That's too much.
04:25Many people want to see that.
04:28I'm curious if you really have a surveillance camera.
04:30The woman is reflected in the camera, right?
04:35When I go to the gym, I say I have a surveillance camera.
04:37I play with the camera.
04:44That's not it.
04:47What do you think?
04:49I don't like it.
04:50Why?
04:51I don't know who's watching this.
04:52I'm watching it because it's Wednesday.
04:55The woman may be watching this.
04:57Are you going to let the woman know you're going on a date?
04:59I don't care.
05:00I'm just showing her what's going on.
05:02She doesn't care.
05:04Where is KURO going from home?
05:08I'm going to walk.
05:10I'm going to walk.
05:12I'm here.
05:17It's a bakery.
05:19That's right.
05:22I like bakeries in the city.
05:25It looks delicious.
05:26It looks delicious.
05:28After buying bread,
05:32KURO continues to walk.
05:35It's a 13-minute walk.
05:41I say this before I leave the house.
05:43I want to have a nice date.
05:45There is a place to go.
05:47I say I want to go there.
05:49I say I want to go there.
05:51I take KURO to the bakery.
05:53I take KURO to the bakery.
05:56I'm not talking about the bakery.
05:58I'm not talking about the bakery.
06:00KURO is going to the bakery.
06:04I go to the bakery.
06:06I go to the park.
06:11I go to the park.
06:14I go to a restaurant.
06:18I go to a restaurant.
06:20I go to my favorite park.
06:22I eat bread there.
06:24What does that mean?
06:28I want to hear the reason.
06:31What is it?
06:33You want to go to a restaurant.
06:36You bring bread to the park.
06:38What does that mean?
06:40There is no one who takes you to a park.
06:45There is no one.
06:47I took my ex-girlfriend to a park.
06:52I took her to a park.
06:55My ex-girlfriend was surprised to see a park.
06:58My ex-girlfriend thought it was unusual.
07:00I thought it was a good thing to be able to experience for the first time, so I thought it was good, so I'm doing it.
07:08It's based on your first experience, isn't it?
07:11That's right. It's my first experience.
07:14I'm going to eat the bread I bought in this park, but I'd like to take a picture here.
07:21This is a bandana.
07:24I'm wearing a bandana under my hat, so I'll hang it on the chair.
07:30I'll make you sit there.
07:32You're wearing a bandana around your head, aren't you?
07:36You've been walking for a long time, haven't you?
07:39You're sweating all the time, aren't you?
07:41Men's sweat is perfume.
07:44Who are you looking at?
07:46It's a sheep's cloth.
07:50It's a sheep's cloth.
07:53What's a sheep's cloth?
07:55I've never heard of it.
07:57I don't like sheep's cloth.
08:01You don't like it?
08:03So, Kuro-chan will take a picture of Morikasumi.
08:09First of all, I'll do it.
08:13Hide your face.
08:15Oh, cute.
08:17Turn around a little.
08:21I'll surprise you.
08:24Wait a minute.
08:26It's cute.
08:29Are you going to say this in the park?
08:31Do you say this word all the time?
08:33I say it, and there's a park where I go, so I do the same pose as Haniwa.
08:41That's the worst.
08:43What's this?
08:45Oh, good.
08:48It's cute.
08:50It's good.
08:52By taking a picture, the distance between the two of you gets closer.
08:56When I take a picture like this, I get too focused.
09:00When I take a picture, it's so attractive that I get closer.
09:05It's like a magnet S and N stick together.
09:08Don't come to me.
09:12My ideal date is the first half of the game.
09:18After this, Morikasumi will give advice on the first half of the game.
09:23Then I'll give you half.
09:25Really?
09:28Kuro-chan is very excited about Morikasumi's date technique.
09:32Kuro-chan is very excited about Morikasumi's date technique.
09:35How does Morikasumi fix Kuro-chan's date plan?
09:42First of all, I don't need Shinagawa station.
09:45Why?
09:47I don't need it. I can go home by taxi.
09:52I don't need the station or Toho.
09:56Because there is a theory of fishing.
09:58The shadow side is like walking.
10:02Of course.
10:04Don't you get excited about this?
10:07No, I don't get excited.
10:09I may be mistaken.
10:12Kuro-chan doesn't get excited just by walking.
10:17Because it's a date.
10:20Wait a minute.
10:21I'm sorry.
10:22I'm sorry.
10:26Morikasumi is convinced that he doesn't get excited.
10:33Morikasumi discovers a new fact about the surveillance camera.
10:40I want him to turn off the camera.
10:42That's right.
10:44It's hard to go to a place with a camera.
10:47I want him to tell me in advance.
10:49I want him to tell me in advance.
10:51I don't know how to turn it off.
10:56You say it as if it were natural.
10:58You say it as if it were natural.
10:59If you do that, you will be scolded.
11:03So I want him to turn on the camera.
11:08You want him to turn on the camera.
11:10You want him to say,
11:12That's right.
11:13I like the bakery.
11:15That's good.
11:17The bread is a good point.
11:19The bread is a good point.
11:20It looks delicious.
11:21It's a bakery that is particular about.
11:25It's a bakery that is particular about.
11:27This is a good point.
11:28Thank you very much.
11:30You don't say thank you.
11:32You understand, right?
11:34The bakery is a good point.
11:37I know that.
11:39I know that.
11:41Let's go to the park.
11:43Let's talk about where to eat.
11:46Let's talk about where to eat.
11:48Let's talk about where to eat.
11:50Let's talk about where to eat.
11:51You have decided everything so far.
11:53You have decided everything so far.
11:55You have decided everything so far.
11:56You have decided everything so far.
11:58I think it's a waste of time if you don't decide it.
12:02I have decided it.
12:04But you don't want to?
12:05Please don't say that.
12:07Please don't say that.
12:08That's the point.
12:10I have decided everything so far.
12:13Then,
12:14Then,
12:16Then,
12:19Do you want to decide where to go?
12:21I want to decide where to go.
12:24Oh, that's a good idea.
12:26Even if we go to a bakery, we can decide what we want to eat by rock-paper-scissors.
12:30And I'll decide what the other person wants to eat.
12:33Oh, that's a good idea.
12:34I want it to be a game.
12:35I think that's a good idea.
12:38I'm not on the shadow side.
12:40Never.
12:41I'm always on the shadow side.
12:44Because it's morning, I'm kind.
12:46But at night, I'm very aggressive.
12:49I'm not like that.
12:51Please protect that.
12:54And Kuro-chan will give a lecture on the game-like date that Kasumi Mori experienced.
13:00Kasumi, curry bread is delicious, so I want you to eat curry bread.
13:05The one who wins rock-paper-scissors eats curry bread.
13:07I got it.
13:08Rock-paper-scissors.
13:10I lost.
13:11You lost.
13:12Then I'll eat curry bread.
13:13That's not fair.
13:14Then I'll give you half.
13:19I'm so happy.
13:20I'm so happy.
13:21It's too early.
13:22It's too early.
13:23Rock-paper-scissors is meaningless.
13:25I'm so happy.
13:27You just like curry bread.
13:29No, no.
13:30You just like curry bread.
13:32No, no.
13:33Really?
13:34No.
13:35You just want to eat it.
13:37I thought so.
13:38It's fun.
13:39Yes, it is.
13:40It's fun.
13:41There's nothing like this.
13:42I see.
13:43You're a teacher.
13:45They learned how to get excited at a fan shop.
13:48Next, let's talk about the mysterious hobby of Kuro-chan,
13:52which is taking pictures.
13:54Well, first of all, this.
13:55Yes.
13:56No way.
13:57Why?
13:58I'll give it to you.
13:59Yes.
14:00Let me take it.
14:01Let me take it.
14:02Let me take it.
14:03Yes.
14:04Let me take it.
14:05Yes.
14:06After all, I have to take a leaked picture.
14:08Yes.
14:09I don't need a setting like a garden.
14:11No.
14:12I don't need it.
14:13I don't think I'm taking it.
14:14I'm taking it naturally.
14:15I see.
14:16I'm taking it by chance.
14:17I see.
14:18What do you mean by taking it secretly?
14:19It's a theory.
14:20No, I'm really doing it properly,
14:23but you don't have to look at me.
14:26I see.
14:27It looks fun.
14:30Why are you looking at me from above?
14:31What?
14:32Why are you looking at me from above?
14:33I'm being taught.
14:34Oh, I see.
14:35I thought you were looking at me from above.
14:37After this, Kuro-chan will have a shoot again.
14:40Revenge.
14:44I want to be seen as my own treasure.
14:49Kuro-chan practices the dating technique she learned.
14:54Is it delicious?
14:55It's definitely cute when she's eating bread.
15:00Did you take it now?
15:01No, I didn't.
15:02You took it, didn't you?
15:03I didn't take it.
15:04I took it.
15:05I definitely took it.
15:06Don't look at me.
15:09She laughed.
15:11I was seen as my own treasure.
15:15You're a good hostess.
15:18It wasn't what I expected.
15:19I should have done it as I expected.
15:23I feel like I'm looking at something I shouldn't be looking at.
15:26No, no, no.
15:27It's not serious.
15:29Morikasumi, who finished the correction in the first half,
15:32rated the date so far.
15:35What is the score of the date plan so far?
15:38So far, there's only a bakery.
15:4210 points.
15:4310 points?
15:44Yes, it's a perfect score.
15:45You're kidding, right?
15:46It was 10 points.
15:47I'm sorry.
15:48I'm still in the second half.
15:50Now it's 7, 10 points.
15:52Let's get used to it.
15:54Let's get used to it?
15:57It's like, please go out with me a little more.
15:59Please look at me from now on.
16:01That's what I'm saying.
16:03Please look forward to it.
16:06It's a perfect score.
16:07It's like a commercial.
16:09It's not over yet.
16:10No, no, no.
16:11I feel like I'm going to have an erection.
16:12Please do it again.
16:13I feel like I'm going to have an erection.
16:14Next time, it's the second half of Kuro-chan's date plan.
16:18At night, Kuro-chan's true nature and craziness are accelerating.
16:23I'm not a beggar, but I want to get a mount.
16:27I thought it was a waste, so I blocked it.
16:30Kuro-chan is showing her true nature.
16:34Are you serious?
16:36Now, let's balance it out.
16:39It's a style I can't pull in.
16:41Kuro-chan's true nature and craziness are accelerating.
16:46I'm a woman.
16:47All women are on a diet.
16:49All women like healthy food.
16:52Does that mean everyone is different and everyone is good?
16:53That's right.
16:55Kuro-chan's true nature and craziness are accelerating.
17:00Kuro-chan's true nature and craziness are accelerating.