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00:00And the winner is...
00:02Iyanakotoyuuou!
00:04What is this?
00:06All of a sudden?
00:08I think it's the most difficult technique
00:10to make people laugh
00:12by saying something bad.
00:14During the recording,
00:16we will compete
00:18to see who can laugh
00:20the most.
00:22Recently, I've been doing
00:24a kid's show on NHK,
00:26so I try not to say
00:28things that hurt people's feelings.
00:30Really?
00:32I say those things
00:34to make people laugh.
00:36To make people laugh?
00:38Yes.
00:40It's a project
00:42to make people laugh.
00:44Mr. Yamauchi,
00:46I want you to learn
00:48how to say something bad.
00:50You're trying too hard.
00:52You don't need a birthday present
00:54from your wife, do you?
00:56No, I'm buying it with my own money.
00:58You're getting angry.
01:00I'm getting angry.
01:02I got angry once,
01:04but now I'm trying
01:06not to get angry.
01:08That's cool.
01:10Why isn't it popular?
01:12Tonight,
01:14we will see
01:16a bad word that makes people laugh.
01:18It's awkward.
01:20It's almost out.
01:22It's called AKB.
01:24What?
01:40This is the first stage.
01:42Say something bad during the magic show.
01:46During the magic show?
01:48A magician will perform magic.
01:50During the magic show,
01:52I want you to say something
01:54that makes people laugh.
01:56A magician?
01:58I don't want you to say
02:00something that makes people laugh,
02:02but I want you to do your best
02:04to make people laugh.
02:06What do you think about magicians?
02:08There are a lot of difficult people.
02:10That's great.
02:12It's hard to impersonate a magician.
02:16You're impersonating a magician
02:18with your own network.
02:20I don't like it.
02:24Can he say something bad
02:26that makes people laugh?
02:30Let's go.
02:32I'm nervous.
02:34If I make a mistake,
02:36the magician will get angry.
02:38I'm nervous.
02:40Everyone is nervous.
02:42Let's go.
02:44Magicians, please enter the studio.
02:46Please enter.
02:52I'm nervous.
02:54I'm nervous.
03:02Is it okay?
03:04It was a technical punishment.
03:06Next three.
03:12He has performed
03:14for the first time.
03:16He is Junya.
03:18Nice to meet you.
03:20I wanted to meet you.
03:22You've never seen him, have you?
03:24I've never seen him.
03:26There are many people like this.
03:28You're not the adult version
03:30of the Yamagami brothers, are you?
03:32No, I'm not.
03:34I saw a pair of scissors.
03:36Are you okay?
03:38Don't look at me like that.
03:40There are scissors here.
03:42You're the worst.
03:44You're the worst.
03:46I'll show you magic.
03:48Can I see it?
03:50I saw it.
03:52Don't say you saw it.
03:54I saw it.
03:56I'm not here to talk.
03:58You're too close to me.
04:00I don't like it.
04:02I'll show you a handkerchief.
04:04I'll show you a handkerchief.
04:06Hmm?
04:08That's amazing!
04:10I'll make this balloon blow up.
04:12It's similar to a jacket.
04:14ooky!
04:16It's loose.
04:18It's full of air.
04:20This is not a sickness.
04:22You're okay?
04:23I'll call it out.
04:25He's saying working out is unnatural.
04:28The reason is they have scissors.
04:30No.
04:32I'll show you a magic.
04:34You ready?
04:35Here I go!
04:36Wow!
04:37What?
04:38Wow!
04:39You really did it!
04:40You did it with a bind!
04:41A bind!
04:42Wow!
04:43But it's not in there.
04:44Oh, I see.
04:45You don't have to say it.
04:46You don't have to say it.
04:47It's a type that can be crushed.
04:48You don't have to say it.
04:49It's not in there.
04:50It's a type that can be crushed.
04:51It's going to be a hit at the cabaret club.
04:52That's right.
04:53When did you...
04:54There aren't many places like this.
04:55You can see it for yourself.
04:56I'm sorry.
04:57I'm sorry.
04:58It's okay.
04:59I'll do my best.
05:00This is a cucumber.
05:01Cucumber.
05:02Cucumber.
05:03Please take a look at this.
05:04Are you okay?
05:05Yes.
05:06It's a cucumber.
05:07It's not very fresh.
05:08I'm sorry.
05:09It's not something to eat.
05:10I'm sorry.
05:11It's a type that can be crushed.
05:12Don't take it out.
05:13This is a champ.
05:14I'm sorry.
05:15I'm sorry.
05:16I'm sorry.
05:17I'm sorry.
05:18You're definitely lying.
05:19You're definitely lying.
05:20It's red.
05:21Wow!
05:22You can cut it.
05:23You can cut it.
05:24I can't.
05:25I can't.
05:26I was a fan of Saya-san.
05:27I was a fan of Saya-san.
05:28I'm sorry.
05:29I'm sorry.
05:30I wanted to ask you a favor.
05:31I'm sorry.
05:32I don't trust you yet.
05:33I'm a fan of you.
05:34It's rare for me to be a fan of you.
05:36You're right.
05:37He's saying bad things.
05:38Because you're not Nishida.
05:40I'm not.
05:41It's rare.
05:42He is a comedian who is not Nishida.
05:44He is a comedian who is not Nishida.
05:45He is a comedian who is not Nishida.
05:46He is a comedian who is not Nishida.
05:47He is a comedian who is not Nishida.
05:48It's rare.
05:49If it were me, I would have said it.
05:50You've never been told that.
05:51What?
05:52He said it's scary.
05:53Please take a look at this.
05:54I'll start.
05:55It's scary!
05:56Are you okay?
05:57It's scary.
05:583
05:592
06:00Scary!
06:01Saya-san, if you do that, you'll fail.
06:03Fail?
06:04Scary!
06:053
06:06You have to feel the pain.
06:07Scary!
06:082
06:09Stop it!
06:101
06:13Are you okay?
06:14It's suddenly gone!
06:15I felt like it was going to come off when I hit it.
06:18Don't say that!
06:20Don't say that!
06:22I don't feel that way!
06:24It's like the control came off and went down.
06:26That's why you have to go all out.
06:28I see.
06:30That's why you have to go all out.
06:32That's right.
06:33This is something you can do at a small business.
06:36I think it'll be a lot of fun.
06:38It'll be a lot of fun.
06:39It'll be a lot of fun.
06:40Don't say that!
06:42Don't say that!
06:43The atmosphere is heating up, so let's start the match!
06:50Okay, let's play Table Magic.
06:53First, there are 5 cards.
06:57Do you know which one is the biggest?
07:00It's the same size.
07:02The size will change in 3 seconds.
07:04Look closely.
07:053, 2, 1
07:07The first one is...
07:11It's so small!
07:13It's so cute!
07:15It's so cute!
07:16I can't touch it.
07:18What would you do if there was a seed?
07:21Do you have any coins?
07:24In this era?
07:27I don't have any.
07:29I didn't bring any with me.
07:31Don't be suspicious.
07:32Lady!
07:33Don't say Lady.
07:36She's completely different from Seisaku and Talent.
07:40It's 610 yen.
07:42That's a good price.
07:44Mr. Minamikawa, would you like to go first?
07:46Please put out your hands.
07:47I'll put out my hands.
07:49The ring is yellow.
07:51It's rare.
07:53You chose it yourself.
07:54My wife chose it for me.
07:55Your wife's taste?
07:57What do you mean?
07:59I don't like what you just said.
08:01Your wife's taste?
08:05This is 100 yen coin.
08:07This is 10 yen coin.
08:09This is 500 yen coin.
08:10I'll put out 3 coins.
08:12Please put out your hands to make onigiri.
08:17Do you feel like you have money?
08:19I feel like I have money.
08:21If you run out of money, it's impossible, right?
08:25I don't think so.
08:27The money will disappear from now on.
08:29Mr. Minamikawa.
08:30Which one do you want?
08:31Silver or copper?
08:33Which one do you want?
08:34Silver.
08:35Do you want silver or copper?
08:37I don't need it.
08:38You can change it now.
08:40I see.
08:41I'll choose copper.
08:42You can change it easily.
08:45I wanted you to say silver.
08:47I'll change it to copper.
08:51Can you see it?
08:52I can't see it.
08:53This is 10 yen coin.
08:55I don't like what you just said.
08:58I'll change it.
08:59I'll change it to copper.
09:01I'll change it to copper.
09:03Is it copper?
09:05That's great.
09:06Please open it.
09:11That's great.
09:13Why isn't it sold?
09:15That's great.
09:16You said it wasn't sold.
09:18I don't know.
09:19That's great.
09:21Why didn't you change it?
09:23I chose a coin according to your instruction.
09:27You changed it.
09:29This quality is strange.
09:32You can't eat this, can you?
09:33I can eat this.
09:34You can eat this.
09:36You praise me.
09:38You say bad things.
09:39You say bad things.
09:42Mr. Inisa.
09:43You can take it.
09:45You can take it.
09:47You can look at it.
09:49You can show it to me.
09:51You can show it to me.
09:53Why did you break up?
09:55Why did you break up?
09:58Did you read the book?
10:00Let's read it.
10:02You say bad things.
10:05Can I write my signature here?
10:08Can I write my signature here?
10:09Do you have my signature?
10:11I used to write my signature.
10:13I used to write my signature.
10:15I used to write my signature.
10:17Can I write my signature now?
10:19This is a popular gag of children.
10:23I've never heard of it.
10:25I've never heard of it.
10:27I'll cut it.
10:29I'll cut it.
10:32I want your signature.
10:33It's a good signature.
10:35I'll cut it.
10:36Don't be rude to me.
10:38If you're rude to me, you're being even more rude to me.
10:41I'm going to put this card in the trunk.
10:46The small one?
10:47Yes.
10:47Hold it with both hands.
10:49If you play the card, it will fly, so catch it quickly.
10:52What do you mean?
10:53What do you mean?
10:54One, two...
10:57I caught it.
10:58It's perfect.
10:59Perfect?
11:00I see.
11:02Bend your elbow.
11:03It was off.
11:06What?
11:07What is it?
11:08It's stuck.
11:09It's stuck.
11:12No way.
11:13Was your arm messed up?
11:15Strong.
11:16It's in.
11:19Really?
11:20I'm happy.
11:22It's a human card.
11:25The end.
11:27It's amazing.
11:37You were the only one I didn't like.
11:40What?
11:42All of you?
11:43All of you.
11:44All of you.
11:45You were the only one I didn't like.
11:47No, no.
11:48You didn't know why you weren't popular.
11:51That's rude.
11:52That's rude.
11:53That's rude.
11:54That's rude.
11:55No, no, no.
11:56I'm popular.
11:58And you were great.
12:00You were breathing hard.
12:01You were breathing hard.
12:02That's true.
12:03That's a lot.
12:05You came in in the right shape.
12:08You came in in the right shape.
12:10That was nice.
12:11I'm glad.
12:12I'm glad.
12:13It was hard to approach.
12:14Everyone has a second stage.
12:16Everyone has a second stage.
12:16Let's make it a little funnier.
12:17It was funny, but it was a little too much for you.
12:21It was funny, but it was a little too much for you.
12:23That's true.
12:24That's true.
12:25I.
12:26That's true.
12:27I.
12:28That's true.
12:29I.
12:30I didn't understand.
12:31I am sorry.
12:32I am sorry.
12:33Do you have something I'm gonna take with me?
12:35I'm not gonna tell you.
12:39The next stage is...
12:45Idol?
12:47Now, we are going to show you the ideal date plan for idols.
12:52Please say something funny during the recording.
12:55Something funny?
12:57Of course.
12:58The idol who will come is...
13:00AKB48 Oguri Yuichan.
13:02She is very popular.
13:04Oguri-san doesn't have any plan.
13:07I think she will cry when she sees Junya-san's tension.
13:10She will cry.
13:11Even if she doesn't have any plan, she will be disqualified.
13:14That means she doesn't have any skill.
13:16That's right.
13:17Plus, I think it's hard for fans to get angry.
13:21Junya-san doesn't have any fans.
13:23But Oguri-chan has a lot of fans.
13:26You can say anything, Junya-san.
13:29The next stage is...
13:31The recording starts with Oguri-chan who doesn't know anything.
13:37Can she say something funny?
13:41Yuichan, you are on the radio, right?
13:44Yes, I am.
13:45Really?
13:46You are very famous.
13:47I know a lot about you.
13:49I'm on the radio now.
13:51But I'm quite old-fashioned.
13:53Old-fashioned?
13:56I don't know if you are old-fashioned or not.
13:58What do you mean?
14:00I'm old-fashioned, but...
14:03You are old-fashioned.
14:05You are all old-fashioned.
14:08Yuichan, you are quite old-fashioned.
14:14You are quite old-fashioned.
14:16You are not laughing at all, Oguri-chan.
14:18First of all, how about this?
14:21First of all...
14:22Old-fashioned.
14:24What do you think?
14:26It's hard.
14:28Staff, this is hard.
14:30I'm sorry.
14:32Oguri-chan is laughing.
14:33Old-fashioned is a trend now.
14:36Yuichan, you like fashion.
14:38So, while you are old-fashioned,
14:40you can say something like,
14:42this looks good on you.
14:44Minamikawa-san, you like old-fashioned, right?
14:49So, you look at yourself more than your girlfriend.
14:52I look at myself in the mirror a lot.
14:54Really?
14:55I look at myself in the mirror a lot in the dressing room.
14:58I don't look at myself.
15:00When we are talking,
15:02if Saya is me,
15:04I look at myself in the mirror like this.
15:06I don't like it.
15:08I don't like to talk face to face in the dressing room.
15:10You look good now.
15:12That's why Oguri-chan is laughing.
15:15Old-fashioned is expensive even though you are old-fashioned.
15:17If you are a family, you can't buy it.
15:19Old-fashioned and vintage.
15:22You look at vintage.
15:24Do you like vintage?
15:26Of course, I like vintage.
15:27But vintage is a fashion that has been sold for a long time.
15:30No.
15:31It has a history.
15:33The shopkeeper dies.
15:35Is it a funeral?
15:37Yes.
15:39Is it a funeral?
15:41No.
15:43It's written as old-fashioned.
15:46I'm sorry.
15:47That's not true.
15:49That's not true?
15:51Oguri-chan's face is different.
15:54You are not laughing at all.
15:57Can I go there?
15:59Let's go.
16:01Are you okay?
16:03It's difficult to get angry.
16:05Stop it.
16:07Oguri-chan said,
16:09Is that so?
16:11She is the same age as Oguri-san.
16:15She is the same age as Oguri-san.
16:17I'm sorry.
16:19Your hair style is strange.
16:21It doesn't change much.
16:23Don't say that.
16:25You have shaved your sideburns.
16:29You have shaved your sideburns.
16:30You must be hungry.
16:32That's right.
16:34It's small.
16:36It's small and dirty.
16:38I don't have a budget.
16:40If I paint it, I can use it for the next person.
16:42You have a budget.
16:46It's a private room where you can see the garden.
16:48It's real.
16:50I think young people are satisfied with the number of likes on SNS.
16:56In my case, I want to satisfy my heart with the work of the craftsman and the taste of the material.
17:02Do you often go to a private room?
17:04I don't do that.
17:06I don't do that at all.
17:08After lunch...
17:12It's hard to see.
17:14Do you exchange opinions at the cafe at the station?
17:16I don't do that.
17:18At night, we can talk about what we don't like.
17:24Lunch is still a fun time.
17:26At night, I'm ready to have fun.
17:30It's 1.30 p.m.
17:32I'm hungry.
17:34It's 6.30 p.m.
17:36It's lunch time.
17:40Do you exchange opinions at the cafe from 1.30 p.m. to 6.30 p.m.?
17:44It's a long time.
17:46I want to talk to each other.
17:48If you exchange opinions, the cafe will close.
17:50That's right.
17:56It's a long time.
17:58I don't know if I can touch your face.
18:00I'm nervous.
18:02I'm nervous.
18:04Let's move on to the next question.
18:06This is a question.
18:08What is the best Japanese food you can't find on a gourmet site?
18:10What is the best Japanese food you can't find on a gourmet site?
18:12I eat a lot of rice.
18:14I eat a lot of rice.
18:16I gain weight.
18:18I have to take care of my body.
18:20I have to take care of my body.
18:22I talk a lot at the cafe.
18:24I use a lot of calories.
18:26I don't use a lot of calories.
18:28That's not true.
18:30You have been depressed lately.
18:32You have been depressed lately.
18:34That's a story of Cookie.
18:36It's strange.
18:38We are very close.
18:40The only thing you can't say is,
18:42The only thing you can't say is,
18:44You have to take care of your body.
18:46I see.
18:48He is taking care of his body with a dialect.
18:50He is taking care of his body with a dialect.
18:52He is taking care of his body with a dialect.
18:54ase.
18:56He is being broadcasted for free.
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19:09I'd like to go.
19:10Okay.
19:11Mr. Yamauchi.
19:12Look.
19:13He's so pumped up.
19:14A pumped-up man and a date.
19:16It's like sushi.
19:18I'd be happy if it was sushi.
19:20If it was sushi, it'd be thick.
19:22This is a good idea.
19:23This is a good idea.
19:24Here it is.
19:25A date in the park in the evening.
19:27And a private room of a friend's shop.
19:30A park?
19:31Why would you go to a shop like that when you have a family?
19:34I just heard about it.
19:36I don't like it.
19:37It's okay even if it's your family.
19:39I thought Oguri might be that kind of person.
19:41I can't laugh.
19:42You can't trust a shop where celebrities hang out.
19:45Is that so?
19:46I'll post it on Instagram.
19:48I'll go to a shop where they don't let me in.
19:51And then...
19:52Toilet paper.
19:54Toilet paper?
19:55They don't let me in.
19:56Not toilet paper.
19:58Is that something you don't like?
19:59They don't let me in.
20:00Yamaguchi, that's something you don't like.
20:01That's dirty.
20:03Yui, what do you think of Yamaguchi's plan?
20:06I like the orange light at dusk.
20:09It's like the weather at dusk.
20:12I'll look at it in the park and spend the evening.
20:15Walking?
20:16A private room.
20:17Is that possible?
20:18It is.
20:19If it's like this, all the plans for this show will be ruined.
20:22So I don't want to be the last one.
20:26Yui, you seem to have a good feeling.
20:28Is that because you didn't use the MC switch?
20:31No.
20:32I didn't use that switch.
20:34You didn't use the MC switch?
20:36I didn't use that switch.
20:37I think he's thinking about me the most.
20:39He thinks about celebrities.
20:42There's a type of celebrity.
20:44No, he's not.
20:45He's thinking about me as an idol.
20:48I want to go on a date when I'm in good shape.
20:51But it's dangerous.
20:53What are you talking about?
20:55It's dangerous.
20:56It's the worst show ever.
20:59The atmosphere is bad.
21:01I want to go on a date when I'm in good shape.
21:04I understand that.
21:06I want to go on a date so that I don't ruin it.
21:08It's after you graduate.
21:10You're laughing.
21:11You're talking too much.
21:13Can't you wait?
21:14If I don't wait, I'll go on a date.
21:16I didn't wait.
21:18If you graduate, you're not an AKB member anymore.
21:21That's right.
21:22You're an AKB member.
21:24What?
21:26I'm sorry.
21:28Yui, I'm sorry.
21:30What do you mean?
21:32Yui, don't be angry.
21:33I'm sorry.
21:34No, no, no.
21:36That was terrible.
21:38That was terrible.
21:39It's not worth it.
21:41If you're not an AKB member, you're not worth it.
21:44It's over.
21:46It's over.
21:48I'm sorry, Yui.
21:50What?
21:51It's a show called Kamaigachi.
21:53By the way, have you ever thought it was strange?
21:56Everything was strange.
21:57What?
21:59Everything was strange.
22:00Everything was strange.
22:02It was so strange that I didn't know what to do.
22:04You said all the bad things.
22:07I didn't know what to do.
22:09You said it like an AKB member.
22:12That was terrible.
22:13That was terrible.
22:15That was terrible.
22:16At first, it was Saya.
22:19That was Saya.
22:21Saya said it.
22:22I said it because it was so strange.
22:24And the Japanese beef in Minamikawa.
22:28When I saw the Japanese beef, I couldn't understand it at all.
22:35It was so funny.
22:37It was so funny.
22:39Yui, what did you think when you heard it?
22:44I was told that I was like Ogura-chan from the beginning.
22:50That's not true.
22:51That's not true.
22:53I'm sorry.
22:56Do your best!
23:00I'm sorry.
23:03Let's say sorry to Junya-san.
23:06I'm sorry.
23:08That was terrible.
23:09That was terrible.
23:11I'm sorry.
23:12I'm sorry.
23:13I'm sorry.
23:14I'm sorry.
23:15I'm sorry.
23:18Next episode.
23:19Oda is getting tired of the society.
23:23He will get the glory back.
23:26But...
23:27The plan is ruined.
23:29Only one shot left!