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00:00It's starting now. This is a joke.
00:02This time, it's going to be told by these people.
00:07It's been a while.
00:11It's been a while since I've seen you in person.
00:13It's been a while since I've seen you in person.
00:17You've been waiting, haven't you?
00:19Yes, I have.
00:20Is this a show?
00:21Yes, I have.
00:22I've been doing this since I was a kid.
00:24No, you haven't.
00:27It's Hajime!
00:29I'm getting goosebumps.
00:31I'm getting goosebumps.
00:33Speaking of which,
00:36I made 300 million yen from the age of 25 to 28.
00:40And then I made 470 million yen.
00:42It was a manzai when I made 470 million yen.
00:45The microphone was shaking like this.
00:48Is the description of Kaiji correct?
00:52Tonight, a couple of comedians have come to visit.
01:00I couldn't imagine that there was a thief in the house.
01:05The trash bag is just like that.
01:08I put a cardboard box in it.
01:09I put a newspaper in it.
01:11But it's going to be exposed.
01:13It's worse than I thought.
01:16It's heavy.
01:18Furthermore, they investigate the secret expenses that they keep secret from their partners.
01:24I'll leave it to you.
01:25It's amazing at this moment.
01:33And they sum up the food expenses that Tatsumi has been going through.
01:39A pink rice bowl, a pink ramen, and the only thing that's sold is red.
01:44There's only one episode that doesn't fit 20 million yen.
01:48I've seen a lot of beautiful girls wearing chandeliers.
01:53I'm sure they'll be like that.
01:57By the way, Yodan Yodan Yodan Yodan was a company created by Tatsumi.
02:03I didn't know that.
02:05This is a pretty amazing story.
02:07I'm a member of the founding party.
02:10An hour dedicated to the money of the couple begins.
02:17Here's today's topic.
02:19Yodan special of life, money, laughter, and couple.
02:25What's wrong?
02:26This is a wedding photo of Mr. Katsutani.
02:29It's really heavy.
02:33How many years ago?
02:3429 years ago.
02:37It was in 1996 at the Atlanta Olympics.
02:44We've been living together for 35 years.
02:51How long have you been married?
02:5310 years.
02:56That's a long time.
02:58It's been 10 years.
03:01At the beginning of our marriage, we were called a hidden couple.
03:06No matter which program I went to, I was told that we were going to get a divorce.
03:12We were often called a married couple.
03:14But when I realized it, it was the 10th year.
03:17It's like an actor's speech.
03:19It's really like an actor's speech.
03:21There's no difference.
03:23It's like an actor's speech.
03:24It's like Hitoshi Ozawa.
03:27Mr. Katsutani, please tell us the topic.
03:30It's a secret to my partner.
03:32It's a question about the hidden money of the couple.
03:34Yodan special of life.
03:36Mr. Katsutani, please show us the VTR.
03:40VTR, start.
03:43I did it.
03:46I did it.
03:48You're really good at it.
03:50To be honest,
03:51This?
03:54It's the same.
03:55It's the same.
03:57You don't listen to me.
04:06It's a secret to my partner.
04:08Yodan special of life.
04:09It's a question about the hidden money of the couple.
04:13In Osaka,
04:1430 married couples
04:16What is the secret money they keep from their partners?
04:19And how much do they spend on it?
04:22We've been investigating.
04:24This time,
04:25The price of the hidden money is divided between the wife and the husband.
04:29It is announced in a ranking format.
04:32First of all,
04:33From the wife's side.
04:35Fifth place.
04:37What is the secret money they keep from their partners?
04:43The wife uses all the money in the house.
04:48Oh, I'm surprised.
04:51The wife told me there was a hidden money.
04:54I asked her about it secretly.
04:57I've heard a lot about it.
04:59How much do you spend on it?
05:01It's a secret.
05:03But recently,
05:05I like toys.
05:07I like figures.
05:09I see.
05:11I have a character called Smurf.
05:16This.
05:18It's dirty.
05:19I have a lot of this at home.
05:23When I see it,
05:25I'm surprised.
05:27I have about 20,000.
05:30I've been holding it down since I was born.
05:34The husband is listening.
05:37Fifth place.
05:3920,000 yen for a figure.
05:41Fourth place.
05:45What is the secret money they keep from their partners?
05:47I don't have it.
05:49I have it.
05:51My son is listening.
05:53Mom.
05:55Mom.
05:57I use it for work or for beauty.
06:00Beauty costs money.
06:02It's a secret.
06:06I don't have it.
06:09He doesn't listen to me.
06:13He's recording it.
06:14She keeps it a secret from her son.
06:17What is the secret money she keeps from her son?
06:21I have about 40,000 yen.
06:24About 40,000 yen.
06:26I have it.
06:28A skirt.
06:30I wanted it.
06:32I wore it.
06:34If you say 40,000 yen, it's 50,000 yen.
06:37It's a little less than gambling.
06:40Third place.
06:42What is the secret money they keep from their partners?
06:45It's a secret.
06:47To be honest,
06:49this.
06:51This and this.
06:53This is a little scary.
06:55I know how much money I have,
06:57but I don't know how much I use.
07:00I thought I lost 10,000 yen.
07:04In a week,
07:05I lost another 0 yen.
07:08That's what it is.
07:10I thought I lost 10,000 yen.
07:13As a gambler,
07:15I want to say that I won.
07:17Even if I lose,
07:19I want to say that I won.
07:21I want to get a bounty.
07:23She's been doing a lot of things
07:26to show the slot with this.
07:28Not this, but this.
07:30The second place,
07:32which is more than 100,000 yen,
07:34is...
07:36What is the secret money they keep from their partners?
07:38It's a secret.
07:40I think I have it.
07:42I don't have it yet.
07:44I really like A-group.
07:47I'm a fan of A-group.
07:49That theme is
07:51a secret as a secret money.
07:55I go to their concerts
07:57and buy their goods.
07:59I buy their CDs.
08:01There are many kinds of CDs.
08:03It's really a secret.
08:05When I was pregnant,
08:07I went to their concerts
08:09without telling my husband.
08:11I said,
08:13I'm going home today.
08:15But I actually went to their concerts.
08:17I actually went to their concerts.
08:21I thought,
08:23I'm going home today.
08:25Tickets for their concerts,
08:27transportation,
08:29and other expenses
08:31were included.
08:33That sounds like a secret.
08:35I'm sorry.
08:37I don't think I've been there.
08:39I haven't been there.
08:41I haven't.
08:43You've been there.
08:45I'm just kidding.
08:47That's right.
08:49The secretary of the company
08:51told me
08:53that she needed a barber.
08:56I see.
08:57I thought you were going to say that.
08:59What should I do?
09:01I can't say yes.
09:03You can't say yes, but you're going to do it.
09:05I'm going to be bold.
09:09Now, it's time for the wife's behind-the-scenes ranking.
09:12Number one.
09:14The most expensive one this time was...
09:17It's obvious.
09:19Oh, I forgot to say it.
09:21Husband?
09:23I don't think a married couple is boring.
09:26I don't think so.
09:28I didn't even tell my husband, who is a real estate agent.
09:32He told me that he had a secret money.
09:35I asked him to tell me secretly.
09:37It's a big one.
09:39My husband will be angry.
09:41It's a big one.
09:43It's a big one.
09:45It's a big one.
09:47It's a big one.
09:49It's a big one.
09:51It's a big one.
09:53It's a big one.
09:55Which one?
09:57It's a real one.
09:59It's coming closer.
10:01What?
10:03How much is it?
10:05It's a big one.
10:07It's a big one.
10:09Why did you keep it a secret from your husband?
10:12It's too expensive.
10:15I have a separate account.
10:18I kept it a little secret.
10:21But if I show this, I won't get angry.
10:25So, the husband's hidden money ranking is as follows.
10:30Do you have a secret money?
10:39100,000 yen for a slot machine is...
10:42I said 100,000 yen, but it's 120,000 yen or 130,000 yen.
10:46I think so.
10:48I think it's only a week in a marriage.
10:53100,000 yen for a week?
10:55It's 400,000 yen a month.
10:57I think so.
11:01Do you have a secret money?
11:06Do you have a separate account?
11:09Yes, I do.
11:10I have only one wallet.
11:11I have only one wallet, so I don't have a lot of money.
11:14All the money I got from Yoshimoto is from Katsumi.
11:18It's dangerous.
11:21You don't have a lot of money these days, do you?
11:25I still have about 200 million yen in debt.
11:28While I'm talking like this, I'm getting more and more money.
11:32More and more.
11:34I'm getting more and more money.
11:36But I have 200 million yen.
11:39Ikeda Seishu Bank will lend me all of it.
11:42I have 430 million yen.
11:45430 million yen?
11:47The bank is getting more and more.
11:50It's getting more and more.
11:52430 million yen is a lot of money.
11:54I have a lot of debt.
11:58I have to pay it back, but I don't have enough money.
12:02If you have 200 million yen in debt, you have to pay back 10 million yen.
12:07Even if you pay back 10 million yen, you don't have enough money.
12:10But Ikeda Seishu Bank will lend you 1% of it.
12:15If you pay back 10 million yen, you'll have 8 million yen less.
12:20You'll have 8 million yen less in 10 years.
12:22It's like you've already paid it back.
12:24I don't have enough money.
12:27Did you collaborate with Kitty?
12:30Katsusayu Kitty.
12:32Katsusayu and Kitty collaborated.
12:34You borrowed money from YOSHIMOTO FINANCE and bought Kitty.
12:39That's right.
12:41By the way,
12:49YOSHIMOTO FINANCE was founded by Mr. Katsumi.
12:55I didn't know that.
12:57We borrowed money from him.
13:00We asked him to lend us money.
13:03He went to borrow money from YOSHIMOTO FINANCE.
13:05He made YOSHIMOTO FINANCE for me, Mr. Nakata and Mr. Hanshi.
13:11That's a great story.
13:13I'm a founding member.
13:16I'm a founding member.
13:18I borrowed 8 million yen at first.
13:20Then I got 10 million yen in life insurance.
13:24Did you borrow money from the company?
13:26I borrowed money from the company.
13:28If I die, YOSHIMOTO FINANCE will lose 8 million yen.
13:32If I die, YOSHIMOTO FINANCE will lose 10 million yen.
13:38That's amazing.
13:40You look like a legendary person.
13:42Did you borrow money from YOSHIMOTO FINANCE?
13:44Did you borrow money from YOSHIMOTO FINANCE?
13:46I borrowed money from YOSHIMOTO FINANCE.
13:48I have to thank YOSHIMOTO FINANCE.
13:50When I released the DVD of GLEATRIO,
13:54YOSHIMOTO FINANCE sold over 10,000 copies.
13:56If YOSHIMOTO FINANCE didn't sell more than 10,000 copies, I would fire YOSHIMOTO FINANCE.
14:01I remember that.
14:02YOSHIMOTO FINANCE sold a lot of DVDs.
14:05Then YOSHIMOTO FINANCE used money on a cash in.
14:09I understand that.
14:10YOSHIMOTO FINANCE drank and ate the DVDs.
14:12It was 10,000 yen.
14:13YOSHIMOTO FINANCE used up all the money.
14:15So YOSHIMOTO FINANCE was told to bring the money for selling.
14:17YOSHIMOTO FINANCE was obsessed with selling so YOSHIMOTO FINANCE was broke.
14:21YOSHIMOTO FINANCE thanked YOSHIMOTO FINANCE.
14:24You are YOSHIMOTO FINANCE.
14:27You are a tycoon.
14:29This is a side note, but there is a senpai called Obitani-san in Shinkeki.
14:35When I went to borrow money from him, he asked me how much I wanted.
14:40I told him to lend me as much as I could.
14:43He said, wait a minute, I'll look it up.
14:45He said 50,000 yen.
14:49Obitani-san said that.
14:50I said, don't be silly.
14:53I won't choose that kind of money.
14:55I left the company without borrowing money.
14:57When I was on my way home, I called him and asked if he could lend me 50,000 yen.
15:01I told him to lend me 50,000 yen.
15:04He lent me 50,000 yen.
15:05Speaking of debt, it's a side note.
15:07I was in debt for a year.
15:11I made a lot of money.
15:14From the age of 25 to 28, I made 300 million yen.
15:17I invested in stocks.
15:19From there, I lost 470 million yen.
15:22You were in a credit transaction.
15:25You lost 300 million yen.
15:26When I invested 470 million yen, my microphone was shaking like this.
15:33What are you talking about?
15:34The microphone is so straight.
15:36The microphone at the center was shaking.
15:38What is the description of KAIJI?
15:42When I was in a good mood, I asked him to lend me 50,000 yen.
15:44I played for 15 minutes and made a movie.
15:46When I got home, I bought 10 million yen and 20 million yen.
15:50You put money in your pocket.
15:53I put 5 million yen in my pocket.
15:55My suit was like this.
15:59I put 5 million yen in my school bag.
16:01It's a waste of money.
16:04This time, I will give you a yearbook of KATSUMI's debt history.
16:09I want to see it.
16:12As I said earlier, I made 3 million yen.
16:14I invested 470 million yen.
16:17I invested 3 million yen in 1988.
16:20All the characters are suspicious.
16:24I had a big appetite.
16:27One day, I killed all the bugs.
16:31It's not bad.
16:33I heard the sound of insects.
16:40It's like a mosquito.
16:43I heard the sound of insects.
16:46I ate insects.
16:50That's amazing.
16:52How much money can you make if you succeed?
16:56You can get 50 eggs from one pair.
17:00If you lose half of the eggs, you can get 25 pairs.
17:02If you get 25 pairs the next year, you can get 625 pairs.
17:06The next year, you can get 15,625 pairs.
17:10The next year, you can get 15,625 pairs.
17:12If you can sell one pair for 10,000 yen, you can get 15,625 pairs.
17:15That's a lot of money.
17:18I'm going to make a lot of money.
17:21That's a lot of money.
17:24I also opened a ramen shop.
17:26It's called Boyoyon Ramen.
17:28It's a pink ramen with a pink interior.
17:31The color of the ramen is bright red.
17:34That's amazing.
17:37There's only one episode left.
17:46I'll be serious.
17:48Boyoyon Ramen will come back.
17:53I'll do it.
17:55I'll do it.
17:57I'm going to make a lot of money this time.
18:00I'm going to make a lot of money.
18:03That's amazing.
18:05The pink color of Boyoyon Ramen will be excluded.
18:08It's a delicious ramen.
18:10Boyoyon Ramen is pink.
18:13If the president says it's a pink ramen, I'll stop it.
18:16That's great.
18:19That's great.
18:21I have a question.
18:24When I drink, I want to do yakitori.
18:27Yakitori?
18:29I want to do it.
18:31What do you think?
18:34Do you have a restaurant?
18:36I'm running a yakitori restaurant.
18:38I'm running a yakitori restaurant.
18:40Each of us is doing a different job.
18:42I'm thinking about it.
18:44I'm sure I'll lose my job.
18:47I want to run a yakitori restaurant.
18:50I'm thinking about it.
18:52I'm thinking about it.
18:54I'm thinking about it.
18:56I'm thinking about it.
18:58That's dangerous.
19:00I'm trying to find a restaurant that sells Boyoyon Ramen.
19:03Boyoyon Ramen?
19:05I'm sure you all know Boyoyon Ramen.
19:08I'm sure you all know Boyoyon Ramen.
19:10I'm sure you all know Boyoyon Ramen.
19:14There are 15 people in the counter.
19:17There are 15 people in the counter.
19:19There are 15 people in the counter?
19:21Yes.
19:23Why are there so many people?
19:25Because I'm running a restaurant.
19:28But the counter didn't
19:30But the counter didn't open.
19:31But the counter didn't open.
19:34Didn't the Ghost come to see you off?
19:37Is it about Boyoyon Ramen?
19:39It's a snack called pul-pul Don.
19:42It's a snack called pul-pul Don.
19:44There were several customers at the last counter.
19:51But no one came.
19:53I
20:23Know
20:38So I go so much so I get it
20:41We say no, what do you say to her? No, no, no, no, no
20:47Yeah, yeah
20:49Korechi, oh boy. Yeah, but getting it. I'm sorry. I'm not a freak. It's got a tomorrow
20:53I'm a boomer. I don't mind on it. Boy. Oh, no, man. Well, yeah, but it's about freaky Tom
20:57I think today I'm the chandelier mini-skirt. Yeah, I'm not a bucket. He's a minister. Huh?
21:02No, he's almost a movie. That's a good one
21:04They both get go much better home today in shock. Yeah, it's much better than that. She didn't look at me
21:08It's a ticket
21:14You know, that's good
21:19What is the she didn't get it
21:21You know, I'm a botanist took a skier. Oh, yes. I don't eat this world. Oh go boat on you not to do
21:29Yeah, you know it's got a
21:32Sentiment, I think I'm a full throttle. They call me. I've got a call
21:38I don't got to use that
21:40I
22:10Don't know
22:40I don't know
22:46I
23:10Don't know
23:15What do you like
23:21Kind of it's your home
23:22I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna tell you it's got a look at it. You're good. I'm gonna tell you it's got a scene
23:28Yeah, I saw nothing. Okay, that's what I did. Okay. I'm gonna give up. Okay. I'm gonna come to me
23:34It's what I need to do to kill you. I'll tell you
23:36I'm
24:06Gonna get me
24:13Look I have to Sam gamble Salero car. Yeah, it's a little chump tomato
24:18You know, yeah, I don't know. I just saw that I saw no kind of movement. I'm gonna tell you
24:22I'm not
24:28This kid does I can't but you know you'll kill it
24:36I
25:06Don't know
25:08I'm not so there are much of it. I see the rest of what I thought that you don't
25:14Know that I know this guts. We don't know. I'm gonna move it. Yeah, I'm gonna die son
25:20Oh, yeah, I'm gonna VTR free. Oh, no, I say I should
25:23Gashin gashin
25:27Gashin yakumon VTR
25:29I
25:33Don't know you are nice. Oh, no, no, no, no, no King Mazda. I go eat. Oh, you're in one
25:41Dying in a show there that I should be still put on the other night. I'll tell you
25:47Kakin game
25:51I'm so nice to you the muscle she goes in to
25:53She goes in
25:56It's a grace contest a grace when we take in Gakutama Apple car sake you can't get on an in-car
26:03baritone
26:07Don't know
26:09It's a status
26:13Well, so there are nice
26:15Sarah got you talk
26:17Question, I'm not sure I think you must
26:20Send me to my side
26:23Good
26:25Yeah, it's got to come up
26:31Hey, you don't want to go to Korea
26:35Okay, so now you don't want to go to
26:38Dai boy, you're a game cooking. Oh, say yeah
26:42So stay young you are saying that's
26:45Koko Madeva box. I'm a Nicolette a kawaii King Gakudesu got to do eat it. I sign you up
26:53Gakunin a youってることがなさすぎるぐらいです
26:57そうだぜ全部買うん
26:59自己判断でやるんでものじゃなくてもご飯とかでも
27:03もう好き勝手食べちゃうんで食べたい飲みに行きたいと思ったら
27:07すぐ飲みに行くとかそういうこと誰か連れて行くとかはあるんで奥さんがいない
27:12一番最高
27:16教えてますね
27:19Yeah
27:26Zebu shigoto didってるんで
27:29何これ
27:31絶対見せないです
27:33これダメですよ
27:36第3位は秘密の飲み台6万円続いて第2位は
27:44荒れ
27:47値段を控えてもの言うてカーブ釣り道具とか
27:55何だあの
27:58サワーよね釣りだ
28:01パパ中は10万以上ね
28:041回目に入って中
28:06本当
28:09俺はもう
28:12どうせ言わないんですよそれは高いだろう
28:17任せる
28:19私がして失敗から任せてるから大丈夫ちなみに奥さんが最近買ったやつでちょっと行ったなーっていう
28:27私は言わない
28:29旦那様はそれ差を言うてくれはりましたけど
28:31差を言うてくれはりましたけど
28:33悪いなぁ女は根性悪いから
28:35言わない
28:37日本語ですね
28:40日本語言ってるかもしれないね
28:42多分ね
28:44さあいよいよ第1位
28:46一気に跳ね上がりますよ
28:48お任せ
28:50作ったこの瞬間ですよ
28:52何ともね
28:54それがね
28:56使ったね
28:58男前やなこの人
29:04さあいよいよ旦那の裏金ランキング
29:06第1位
29:08一気に跳ね上がりますよ
29:12日本語に言わないお金でしょ
29:14当然ありますよね
29:16昔から今もね
29:18銀座でよく飲みに行く
29:20飲みに行くけど
29:22そういったところに金使われて怒るんですよ
29:24銀座のクラブってね
29:26博多からもね女の子来るで可愛くて
29:28集まるんですよ
29:30いい女いるよね
29:32だいたい12時まで
29:34一人で入ったらチャージオブ全部で
29:3620万さてかかった
29:38俺800万使ったもんね
29:43男前やなこの人
29:45半年で
29:47後ろからさ
29:49お待たせ
29:51作ったこの瞬間がすごい
29:53何ともね
29:55それがね半日買えた
29:57だから生きててよかったと思いますよ
30:01怒られるから謝るでしょ
30:03でもやっぱりね
30:06一つの対戦になっちゃって
30:08行っちゃいますね
30:14以上旦那の裏金ランキングでした
30:18言いにくい秘密をこっそり教えてくれた皆さん
30:20本当にありがとうございました
30:28やっぱ銀座の高級クラブ代800万はすごいですね
30:32そういう遊びしてたお父さんやから
30:34おしゃれな感じ
30:36バブルを知ってある世代やから
30:42どういうのにやれ
30:44僕なんかお酒飲むだけなんで
30:46本当に酒飲んでるだけです
30:48余談ですけど
30:54余談ですけど
30:56僕最近古着の高いのにハマってて
30:58ヴィンテージ
31:00それで買うんですけど
31:02いちいちやっぱり言えないんで
31:04でも届くわけじゃないですか
31:06家に
31:08そしたら最初やっぱ
31:10届いたものに対しての値段とか言わずに
31:12ごまかしごまかし言ってたんですけど
31:14正月の番組で
31:16今まで買った最高額っていうので
31:18660万のGジャン買ったっていう話をテレビで言って
31:24それが正月オンエアやったんですよ
31:26俺はその嫁にマジで言ってなくて
31:28正月旅行して
31:30伊勢神宮の山道歩いてる時に
31:32そのニュースが
31:34ちょうどネットニュースになって
31:36嫁に伊勢神宮で攻められました
31:38これ何これ
31:40神様の前で
31:42私知らないんだけど
31:44どういうことって
31:46今こんなとこでそんな言うな
31:48意味わかんない
31:50伊勢神宮
31:52こんな神聖な場所で
31:54そんなこと言うな
31:57俺こっそり買ったって言うんやったら
31:59これ余談やんけど
32:01絵をこっそり買ったのはあるわ
32:03絵?絵画?絵画
32:05俺35年前に
32:0713万5千円で
32:09草間弥生のかぼちゃ買ってた
32:11世の中で全然草間弥生さん知らなかった
32:13葉書3つ分くらいの13万5千円
32:15今8千万円
32:17えー
32:19それいくらで売ったか聞いてくれ
32:21売ったの?
32:2390万で売って
32:25うわー
32:27おちょこちょやねん
32:29ブラスはブラスですけど
32:31でもね私かつびさんとずっと一緒に見てて
32:33思うのはかつびさんね
32:35本当に仙剣の銘だけは
32:37バンクシー
32:39バンクシー200万で買った
32:41今4500万だって
32:43持ってる? 持ってる持ってる
32:45あれ5000万で買えてくれへんかな
32:47ちょっと乗せてほしい
32:49なんで4500万で聞いたのに
32:51俺5000万で買えへん
32:53じゃあ仙剣の銘
32:55でも俺いくやつわかんねん
32:57俺かまいたじち早く売れると思ったもん
32:59そんな言ってました
33:01いやほんまに
33:03僕そんな売れることありますかね
33:05お前売れるでえと
33:07俺メイクさんに聞いてて
33:09一人だけ若手で
33:11仕事終わって
33:13番組終わってメイクさんのとこ
33:15わざわざ来て今日はありがとうございましたって
33:17頭下げるやつおると
33:19誰やねんと
33:22ハマイヤって
33:24俺あいつそんな
33:26頭低いやつちゃうで言うでよ
33:28なんでお前は下げるんですか
33:30あいつもっと大変なやつじゃねえ
33:32ハマイヤ今日頼むな
33:34お願いしやすい
33:36そうやけどメイク室に来て
33:38ちゃんと頭下げる
33:40ほんであの
33:42着た服なんかもちゃんとたとんでる
33:44それ俺をずっと見てて
33:46いや
33:48でも
33:50およよんラーメン出す人やからな
33:57お金以外にパートナーに
33:59言ってないみたいなことってありますか
34:01私は小さい話で
34:03余談なんですけれども
34:05バスタオルを
34:07それぞれ別々のを使ってるんですけれども
34:09大さんが
34:11お風呂入った後の
34:13水だから綺麗だって言って
34:15全然洗わないんですよね
34:17バスタオルを
34:19いいんで
34:21まあ勝手に捨ててますね
34:23ひどいね
34:25捨ててる
34:27洗うじゃ追いつかないから捨ててる
34:29いや私もちょっと
34:31チャレンジしたことはあったんですよ
34:33残ってるってやっぱり思うから
34:35こっそり捨てて
34:37似たようなやつをちょっとまた
34:39優しいかこれ
34:41優しいですよ
34:43これ余談なんですけど
34:45俺のことを汚いものだと思ってるからね
34:47どういうことですか
34:49バスタオルは俺がずっと替えてないからしょうがないですよ
34:51例えばじゃあ俺が
34:53靴下ちょろっと外を出て
34:55戻ってきたから
34:57そんな汚くないだろうと思って明日も
34:59履こうと思って靴下を置いてたりすると
35:01汚い臭い
35:03それ汚いっすよ
35:05外出時間どれくらいですか
35:072時間
35:09汚い
35:11汗かいてます?足に汗かいて
35:132時間なら汚くないよ
35:168時間から浮いようそれは
35:182時間でも汗かくし
35:20しかも脱いでってどこに置いてるんですか
35:22それがさ椅子とかだから
35:24だから
35:26フワッてなるし
35:28明日は
35:30別のやつ履けばいいじゃんって
35:32言うよ普通に
35:34汚くないからの一点張り
35:36汚くないって言われても汚い
35:38そんなこと言うんだったら
35:40うちの役じゃなくて腹がんのティッシュずっと置いてさ
35:42それはね
35:44汚い汚い
35:46捨てないのよ何で捨てないんですかって聞いたらさ
35:48いやまだ使えるからって
35:50すみません崩した方がマシでした
35:52そうなんだよ
35:54まさかの崩した方がマシだよ
35:56いい感じいい感じ
35:58思うところの汚さがちょっと増えてる
36:00どっちも汚いです
36:02一回家帰ってきた時に貯めといたティッシュがなくなってて
36:04捨てたって言われて
36:06私のティッシュなんで捨てんのって言われて
36:10似たもの同士すぎ
36:12花ちゃんこんな旦那さんのこういうの
36:14嫌だなとか
36:16理想の旦那さんは
36:18理想の旦那さん
36:20優柔不断なので私が
36:22ずばって決めてくれる人がいいなって思います
36:24何食べに行こうとか
36:26どこ旅行行こうとか
36:28でもはいサーリン多分ね
36:30一緒のパターンで
36:32私全然その喫茶店とか行って何飲むも
36:34紅茶とコーヒーさえ決めれない
36:36みたいな感じなのを
36:38勝美さんと初めてデートした時に
36:40迷ってるんやったら
36:42両方行きとか
36:44迷わず決め張るのが
36:46自分にないとこすぎて
36:48すごい素敵と思っちゃって
36:50こうなったから
36:52すごく危険
36:54飲み物とか
36:56決めてくれたんちゃうか今
36:58でもそれくらいの方がいいや
37:00ずばって決めてくれる方が
37:02めちゃめちゃありがたいです
37:04右って決めたらもう右やねん
37:06ずっと考えて考えて左かな
37:09また右になったりするやんか
37:11だから最初のインスピレーションで
37:13それで決めた方がいいと思いました
37:15どっちかいずばって決めた方がいい
37:17金か青か決めながらね
37:19うまいこと突っ込めあんだ
37:21すごいね
37:23今迷う点に金にするか
37:25青にするか
37:27今どうなってるんですか
37:29髪型とか
37:31だから本当に歓励になってから
37:33急に普通赤くするでしょ
37:35歓励青にし始めて
37:37普通赤くするもわからない
37:39普通赤くするも聞いたことないんですけど
37:41カラコンも入れてね
37:43力内称みたい
37:45誰が力内称や
37:47参劇迎えてるから心配になりますよ
37:49絶対お前真っ暗やねん
37:51これグレー入れてんねん
37:53私もカラコングレー入れてます
37:55いやー一緒や一緒や
37:57やったー
37:59金ちゃんのと全然印象が違う
38:01本当
38:03なんか死んだ魚みたいになってる
38:05僕のはね
38:07グレー流行ってんねん
38:09グレー流行ってんだよ
38:11金ちゃんいくつやったっけ
38:13私25です
38:15僕62
38:1762のグレーは心配になるんでやめてください
38:19黒にする
38:21黒にする
38:23髪も全部黒にした
38:25他の番組で僕が言ったから黒にしたんやって
38:27言われんのもちょっと嫌なんでやめてくれ
38:31責任取りきれない
38:34次第三
38:36トピックスお願いします
38:38妻の声を聞くと震えが
38:40夫の寿命を縮める
38:42再現病チェックリスト
38:44これは気になる
38:46はなちゃんお願いします
38:48再現病とは妻の存在が原因で
38:50目眩や頭痛不眠動機など
38:52夫が心身に不調を生き出すこと
38:56夫婦問題カウンセラーの
38:58テラカドーミヤコさんによると
39:00こちらのチェックリスト
39:028項目中7項以上に該当し
39:04心身に不調がある場合は
39:06医師に相談した方が良いそうです
39:08ちなみにこれと反対の状態で
39:10夫の存在により
39:12妻が不調を生き出すことは
39:14不現病と呼ぶそうです
39:16神山さんがね
39:18そうおっしゃってましたよね
39:20あの中で何個
39:22全然だよ
39:24妻の大衆がめちゃくちゃ好きだから
39:26めちゃくちゃ可愛い
39:28めちゃくちゃいい匂いするんだよ
39:30なんか落ち着くもん
39:32それだから多分本当に
39:34合ってるんで
39:36動物的にも合ってるんで
39:38二人でおる方が楽やね
39:40サイリンさんも
39:42うちもないですね
39:44シーと言うなら一番下の
39:46出張先の方が熟睡できるってのは
39:48あそうですか
39:50なんでですか
39:52僕ら無呼吸症候群なんだよ
39:54睡眠時に
39:56これ余談なんですけど
40:00いやだ
40:02これ余談なんですけど
40:04役子ちゃん優しいんですよ
40:06俺の無呼吸症候群ってのが
40:08結構長いんですよね寝て
40:10もう10秒とか5秒とか
40:121分近くって
40:14止まってます
40:16本人は気づかないじゃないですか
40:18無呼吸状態になると
40:20役子ちゃんがボンボンボンって叩いて
40:22無呼吸状態だったから
40:24大丈夫ありがとうでまた寝て
40:26また無呼吸状態になったら
40:28ボンボンボンって大丈夫って
40:30最初の頃は本当に優しいなって
40:32思ってたんだけど
40:34最近あの役子ちゃんがちょっと寝返りでパッと動くだけで
40:36パッと目覚めるようになっちゃう
40:38とてもじゃなくて一緒に寝てらんないのよ
40:40パブロフの犬みたいなやつやって
40:42役子ちゃんが動くと
40:44起こされるんじゃないかみたいな
40:46条件反射
40:48CPAPつけろって言うんだけど
40:50こういうやつね
40:52CPAPあれも薄い敵溜まってるね
40:541回やったんだけど合わないって
40:57取っちゃうしみたいなんで
40:59やめたんだけど
41:01僕もCPAPしたんですけど
41:03酸素で溺れて
41:05酸素すぎて
41:07あーってなるんですよ
41:09つけてる間もCPAPって結構音が
41:11シャーってなるじゃない
41:13だからちょっと
41:15やめてくれないって嫁の方から言われて
41:17無呼吸でいてくれないって
41:19無呼吸でいてくれないって言われてない
41:21そんなに聞いてないなら
41:23やめてって
41:25あとこれも余談なんですけど
41:27眠りが浅いから結構寝言を言うんですよ
41:29役子ちゃんが
41:31すごい寝言言ってたよダイさんと
41:33マジで今やら
41:35寝言と私ずっと会話してたんだけど
41:37会話が3分くらい成立してたから
41:39あれ気をつけた方がいいよって言われて
41:41寝言と会話したらダメって言うでしょ
41:43あるある
41:45あれめちゃくちゃ疲れるんですよ
41:47朝の時に
41:49睡眠できてないから
41:51本当に起きてるみたいに喋るから
41:53全然記憶ない
41:55ただ本当にもう倦怠感
41:57朝起きてて疲れる
41:59本当にリアリティあるっていうか
42:01どうしようかな
42:03どうしたの
42:05みたいな
42:07でもやっぱりグラタン
42:09作りかけだから一回戻るわとか言うのよ
42:11そうだから
42:13そこに来るまで喋りかけてるのかな
42:15と思うから喋って
42:17最終的には
42:19厨房でグラタン作ってる話だった
42:22絵の中でね多分ね
42:24それを喋る
42:26そんなの時間とさ
42:28視線症考えたら夢見てるってわかるじゃん
42:30なんでその現実だと思うわけよ
42:32麻薬捜査官5人
42:34渋谷の人がブワーって
42:36囲まれて
42:38カツエさん申し訳ないですけど
42:40えー
42:42本当ですか
42:44本当に本当に
42:46不審者で言うたら
42:48余談なんですけど
42:50麻薬捜査官に
42:525回調べられたことある
42:54麻薬捜査官よ
42:56それはもうやってます
42:58俺酒もタバコもしてへんのに
43:001000日前のとこで車止めて
43:02さゆりちゃんが開門してるの待ってて
43:04ほんだら麻薬捜査官5人
43:06渋谷の人がブワーって来て囲まれて
43:08ほんでトランク開けてください
43:10中身知ってください財布中身知ってくださいって言われて
43:12えパッて何か探してますかって言って
43:14ちょっと注射器的なものを
43:16って言われたから
43:18大丈夫ですよって
43:20俺帽子取って眼鏡外してマスク取って
43:22僕吉本の勝美ですわー言ったら
43:24あ分かってますと言って探し合って
43:26えー
43:28分かってますのー言って
43:30勝美さん申し訳ないですけど
43:32リストに上がってますと
43:34本当ですか
43:365つの法則はねって
43:38そういう薬やってる
43:40まずは
43:42傷だらけの車に乗ってる
43:44傷だらけの車
43:46お金ないから治せなくていい
43:48ほんで隣に女を乗せてる
43:50女性乗せて最初
43:52野生型テンションが高い
43:54一見ヤクザ風
43:56誰がヤクザ風やねん
43:58いつもアニメの服着てんのに
44:00ほんで僕ものすごい怪しい
44:02俺買い物とか行ったら
44:04あのインゴあんねんね
44:06あのマンビケハンとか言ったら100番って言わんねん
44:08俺行ったら100番100番言わんねん
44:10ほんで俺パッて買い物したら
44:12200番200番言われんねん
44:15取ってます
44:17どっちか言ったら多い目に貼るって買えるから
44:19なんで多い目に
44:21ちょっとちょっと
44:23俺クレジットカード貼れん
44:25最後に言うときますけどやってます
44:27やってない
44:29滑りやすいやつ
44:33山内あれ好きやんか猫
44:35金買ろうって知ってる
44:37これねまだ日本にね
44:395匹も入ってないぐらいの時
44:41手に入れて
44:43サイリーちゃんのお母さんに僕ら仕事行ってる時に
44:45ちゃんとワクチン打ってきてくださいって言ったら
44:47カツミさんちゃんとワクチン打って
44:49ちゃんと虚勢もしてきたよ
44:51虚勢したらわけもないな
44:53虚勢ひとつもせん
44:55フレーフも出んのに
44:57ただの太った足の短い猫ね
44:59可愛い息子が
45:01海外でもナポレオンフィッシュ
45:03ナポレオンフィッシュ用意してんね
45:05ベッドベッドベッドベッドベッド
45:07ヨダンヨダンヨダンヨダンヨダンヨダンヨダン
45:09たかましいわ
45:13ナポレオンフィッシュこんな
45:152メートルから200万円くらい絶対すんねん
45:17日本でめっちゃブームの時ですよね
45:19これハウマッチハウマッチって言ったら
45:21日本で14万円言ってた時
45:23オッケオッケオッケオッケオッケオッケ
45:25言ったら4人がかりで男の人が
45:27こんな網でブワーってして
45:29ドーンドーン
45:31違うね違うね行きたいまま飛行機で送ってほしいね
45:33いう細かい日本をわかるね
45:35本格の人は
45:37こんな大きいの立ててベッベッベッベッベッ
45:393枚のろされて
45:41ナポレオンフィッシュよりも青い顔になってる
45:43たかましいわ
45:452枚で青かったね
45:472枚で青かった
45:49次回
45:51阪神レジェンドOBが語る
45:53平成のプロ野球大事件
45:55大量出店とかしたら
45:57イットカンカン
45:59さらに
46:01熱烈虎刀が忘れられない
46:03タイガース事件もも
46:05すごい嬉しかったです
46:07100回は見たやろなこの映像
46:10見逃し配信はDVR
46:12アベマでお気に入り登録お願いします
46:14マジで
46:162000万に見合わないエピソードポップしか残ってない