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00:00Oh
00:30To you
01:00I know people who are worried about the future of something like this.
01:04It's the worst.
01:06It's not fake, but it's obvious.
01:09It's like, I was going to start with a joke.
01:13It's a catch. I caught it.
01:16Some people will see it for the first time at midnight.
01:19It's a TV show.
01:22And I'm wondering what kind of person Nakane is.
01:29You should introduce yourself.
01:31It's the first time in the middle of the night.
01:34My name is Mami Nakane, and I'm in my second year at TV Tokyo.
01:38Now, on my day off,
01:41I often consult with the two of you about what to do.
01:44I do it every week.
01:46And when it's a topic that's not on,
01:49It's basically like a flashback.
01:51It's been allowed in the afternoon.
01:54It's rare for people who watch it in the afternoon to say,
01:57I'm riding it today.
01:59But for those who see it for the first time,
02:01It's like a flashback.
02:04Is that so?
02:06There are two ways to do it.
02:08You get used to it, or you change your mind.
02:11Which is it?
02:13First of all, I'd like you to get used to it.
02:16That's not it.
02:18First of all, this is the corner.
02:20If you watch it on your own, the timetable level will go up.
02:27It's a corner where you can review the TV Tokyo program
02:30that you've been curious about in a good way or a bad way.
02:33We've prepared a timetable for the last week.
02:37I'm going to start from the very beginning.
02:39The reason why it was so exciting around me was
02:42that Mr. Yamada was on this show.
02:46He said, I'm Takeda, the real name of Odeido.
02:49I was shocked.
02:51He said it so naturally.
02:54I thought it was a little weird.
02:58I finally got the courage to say,
03:00Mr. Yamada, isn't that your real name?
03:03Everyone knows that.
03:05I'm supposed to be talking about all the Ijuin.
03:09At that time, no one came to support me.
03:12Everyone didn't know.
03:15The reaction of the audience was amazing.
03:18Everyone didn't know at all.
03:20I got a message from Mr. Kami.
03:24My college classmates were surprised, too.
03:27That's what I always think.
03:30This may be a bit of a treat.
03:32I used to be a rakugo player.
03:35Everyone who knows me knows me.
03:41I'm sure you'll be surprised.
03:45I'm often told that even if I'm bored,
03:48people around me don't know anything about me.
03:53But on the contrary,
03:54I feel like everyone knows Meibazawa.
03:58I'm on TV, but I don't know Meibazawa.
04:03I don't know Mr. Yamada, but I've seen Meibazawa.
04:07There was an incident on Achikocho Street.
04:10Tom Brown, a young entertainer named Seigi Kotake,
04:15and Ota-kun from Jumpoke came as guests.
04:18It was on-air about two days before it was completed.
04:22Mr. Sakuma, I was told that there was a problem with the content of the on-air.
04:26I said, what?
04:27It was completed two days before.
04:29At the end of Seigi Kotake,
04:31in the corner where he talks about his good news,
04:34an entertainer named G-Panda of the same period stopped his activities.
04:38I was really frustrated.
04:39He's been in the ace class since he was young,
04:41and he's been taking a lot of content shorts,
04:43but he stopped his activities.
04:44On the other hand, a party girl of the same period, Linda Culler,
04:48even though she's not good at the content,
04:50she's selling on TV.
04:51What is an entertainer?
04:53I've been told that.
04:55This is a good story, isn't it?
04:57So everyone got really excited.
04:59And the information I received two days ago,
05:02under the misunderstanding of Seigi Kotake,
05:04G-Panda has not stopped its activities.
05:07What is that?
05:09What is that?
05:10What is that?
05:11Scary, scary, scary.
05:12It's the same agency.
05:14So it doesn't go through the back.
05:16It's the same agency.
05:17And it's so thick.
05:19It's thick.
05:20Apparently, it's just not on Watanabe Pro's live.
05:24They're trying to make a pin story.
05:27So they're doing regular radio.
05:30So if we put it out, it's going to be legal.
05:34And it's going to be a big legal issue.
05:36And they might lose their jobs.
05:38But they can't fix it.
05:40It's not just that.
05:42The talk is getting excited.
05:44It's getting heated.
05:46There's nothing to replace it.
05:48So during the broadcast,
05:50on the upper left side,
05:52it says,
05:53This was a misunderstanding of Seigi Kotake.
05:56He's angry.
05:59That's amazing.
06:01It'd be funny if he got beat up.
06:04It'd be funny if Seigi Kotake got beat up.
06:08He's a legal check.
06:10Next up is this segment.
06:12It's a TV show that's about to start.
06:19In this segment, we'll introduce TV shows that will be broadcast in the future.
06:24So here's what we're going to talk about today.
06:26It's going to start at 8 p.m. on April 4th.
06:29What is this?
06:31This is a classic.
06:33I've been a director for a long time.
06:38I've been doing this for 10 years.
06:40Let's introduce today's guest.
06:43It's Ms. Anna Tsuchiya.
06:45Ms. Tsuchiya is here.
06:46Hello.
06:47Nice to meet you.
06:49Nice to meet you.
06:51I feel like I'm at a bar.
06:54This is a regular seat.
06:56Nice to meet you.
06:58Hello.
06:59You were on this show, right?
07:00Yes, I was.
07:02I usually watch a lot of VTRs.
07:07Did you watch this show, Ms. Tsuchiya?
07:08Yes, I did.
07:09When I got a call from TV Tokyo,
07:12I was like,
07:13TV Tokyo?
07:15What is this?
07:17I was so nervous.
07:19I was like,
07:20I'm going to the beach.
07:22It was the sea of Shiretoko.
07:24It's Shiretoko.
07:26I think I'll go to a beach.
07:28I think I'll go.
07:29Don't think you'll go to a beach.
07:32But you want to see a beach.
07:34What was the result?
07:36I had to go diving.
07:39I was in Amami until the day before.
07:46I was swimming with whales.
07:48It was a private.
07:49I didn't know what the script was, so I just accepted it.
07:51They told me to fly to Shiretoko and swim under the ice.
07:57Under the ice?
07:59I'm going to find the ice chandelier that exists in the sea of Shiretoko, which is a world heritage site.
08:07It's really cold, though.
08:08It's like a large-scale sauna and a water bath.
08:11That's true.
08:11A large-scale sauna, yes, that's right.
08:13Let's get ready.
08:14Let's get ready.
08:15Let's throw it away.
08:17What's amazing is that there was a video that surprised the world.
08:24I just remembered that there was a video that was interviewed.
08:28It's a scoop battle.
08:30It's a scoop battle, and I'm in Shiretoko, and the other person is in the warm South Pole.
08:38Let's see who gets the scoop.
08:41Actually, the other person is a parachute, but it's hard to dive under the ice, so it's amazing.
08:53Have you ever seen a person diving in the ice?
08:58That's true.
09:00Divers on the beach in a warm place are cool.
09:08It's snowing, and the temperature is minus 10 degrees Celsius.
09:13It's like a diver in a marine blue sea, blue sky, and vivid tropical fish.
09:20That's right.
09:21Everything is gray.
09:25I was enraged at a completely different sea location.
09:28I was told that I couldn't do it because I had the knowledge.
09:33I was told that there was no one in the sea, so I went to the sea once.
09:38Teletubbies.
09:39What are you doing?
09:41It's really funny.
09:43I'm Kimondii's voice actor, Takagishi.
09:46I've been living alone recently.
09:47It's proof that I'm alive.
09:49I'll tell you about Teletubbies that only I know.
09:50Let's go.
09:51Before that, here you go.
09:53Hello, everyone. I'm Yumi Adachi.
09:55I'm Saki Aizu.
09:56I'm Sayaka Isayama.
09:57The drama we're starring in,
09:58OTTOYO! SHINDE KURENAIKA!, is about to start.
10:01Maya, Riko, and Yurika, who have been best friends since college,
10:04were supposed to have a happy marriage with their loved ones.
10:08However, Tsukihiga, Tachi, and the three of them
10:11are forced to live a life far from happiness by their husbands,
10:14and one day, their dissatisfaction leads them to murder.
10:17And the three of them decide to kill each other's husbands
10:21in order to start a new life after a certain incident.
10:25I wish you were dead!
10:26Didn't you hear me?
10:27I make my living by drinking with my money.
10:29I love you.
10:30OTTOYO! SHINDE KURENAIKA!
10:32This is justice, isn't it?
10:36It seems that the three of them are going to announce their happy marriage.
10:41Yes.
10:43Is it really cold?
10:46It's cold, but I used to do free diving.
10:51I wore a dry suit in the sea in winter.
10:54I wore a dry suit when I went to the beach this time,
10:56but I couldn't get any water in.
10:59But we wore a 3mm dry suit.
11:03This is for the summer, so we can swim in it.
11:07I feel a little stupid.
11:11I'm used to it.
11:12I'm used to the cold.
11:14According to the data I saw earlier,
11:17the water temperature in Shiretoko is minus 1 degree Celsius.
11:19That's right.
11:20It's the limit of water temperature.
11:23The minimum water temperature is 0 degrees Celsius.
11:26It's the coldest sea in Shiretoko, isn't it?
11:29I was surprised.
11:30I said I wore a dry suit because I couldn't get any water in.
11:33But my hands, feet, and face touched the water.
11:37I lost my sense of direction.
11:39I can only go in for 15 minutes.
11:42However, there was a cool man named NISHIMURA in the diving shop.
11:47He saw me and said,
11:50This guy can go in for 25 minutes.
11:53The black man didn't know that he could go in.
11:57But when I went in, I felt like I was soaking everything in the ice.
12:03My mouth was numb once.
12:06I felt like I was shot by a anesthesiologist.
12:10There is a breathing regulator.
12:12I thought I could take it off.
12:15It's cold, but the human body is strange.
12:18I got used to it in about three minutes.
12:21I breathed slowly so that the equipment wouldn't freeze.
12:26Equipment freezes, too.
12:28I move my body so that it doesn't freeze.
12:32I'm looking forward to seeing if you can take off your chandelier.
12:37I'm glad.
12:38I only know the sea because there are beautiful, blue, and tropical fish in it.
12:47But the sea has a lot of faces.
12:49I can convey a lot of that.
12:52It's interesting, but it has a message.
12:56There are a lot of small cryonis in the sea.
12:59When I see the heart of the cryonis moving, I feel like I have to cherish the sea here.
13:06Wait a minute, isn't the screenplay too good?
13:10The screenplay is so realistic that I don't need a script.
13:13I want to see it all the time.
13:17You said your body was stupid.
13:19But the way you chose your body was also stupid.
13:22No, that's not true.
13:24I opened my body and saw it all.
13:27It was very painful to open my body.
13:30Did you become stupid at first?
13:32I thought you were a good person because you lived on a deserted island.
13:37I was told to protect myself from the danger of my life.
13:42I was told that I had to increase my potential.
13:47I learned that the sea is not only beautiful, but also scary.
13:51Now that I have that program, I am also starting to get various licenses.
13:58So I want to do more.
14:02I think licensing is important.
14:05When I watch TV, I think this person is a great model.
14:10Why does this model live on a deserted island?
14:13It was a shocking news to the variety world.
14:19I had a lot of fun.
14:21It was very interesting.
14:23I will never refuse to work in the sea.
14:26I understand.
14:28I will never refuse to work in the sea.
14:29I only work in the sea.
14:31You are traveling by train too much.
14:33It was very painful to open my body.
14:37I thought it would be okay to say that.
14:40But it was very painful.
14:42I thought it was amazing.
14:45I'm looking at the list of places.
14:47You went to the pond instead of the sea.
14:50The pond is very smelly.
14:52I also went to the pond.
14:54It's amazing to see it.
14:55When you take a step into the pond, you can't see it on TV.
15:06I have never smelled such a smell.
15:09I didn't know that.
15:12I had to be prepared for love.
15:14I saw a lot of beautiful things later.
15:17I thought I had to catch it myself.
15:20I jumped into the pond.
15:21It's smelly.
15:23I jumped into the pond.
15:26I thought I could catch it without jumping into the pond.
15:30You don't know how to catch a fish.
15:33You don't know how to catch a fish.
15:36I don't want to lose to TETRON.
15:40You look like you're having fun talking about such a painful story.
15:45I want to make an offer.
15:46I want to make an offer to someone who can enjoy this project.
15:50But sometimes I'm angry.
15:54I'm really angry.
15:57Is there a story that you are angry at?
16:01I was angry at the location of the sea the other day.
16:09I have knowledge.
16:13I can't do it.
16:15I can't do it, so let me decide.
16:19You can't force it.
16:22It's dangerous.
16:24Three fish came to me.
16:26I thought no one was in the sea.
16:28At that time, I put the director in the sea.
16:32It's very interesting.
16:35I thought I could catch three fish, so I went into the sea.
16:38The sea was very rough.
16:40I was in the sea for about three minutes.
16:42I'm sorry, I can't do it.
16:44I want to see that scene.
16:46I'm sorry, no one was there.
16:48I'm sorry, I can't do it.
16:52I'm sorry, I can't swim, so don't do it.
16:55How do your children respond to your hard location?
17:01How do your children respond to your hard location?
17:03When I came back, I walked with FUKUZUHA.
17:07I walked until my legs were numb.
17:10When I came back, I was naked.
17:13When I came back, I was naked.
17:18I couldn't go to the bathroom.
17:21My son said,
17:23My son said,
17:24My son said,
17:27I want to see that scene.
17:28I said, I can't go to the bathroom.
17:33I thought it was a program that used all my mother's physical strength.
17:39I thought it was a program that used all my mother's physical strength.
17:41FUKUZUHA's program is boring, but I don't know what to do.
17:45FUKUZUHA's program is boring, but I don't know what to do.
17:47I'm just walking.
17:51He's been walking all night.
17:54The title of the program is just walking.
17:58It doesn't make sense.
18:00I don't take the train.
18:01I don't take the train.
18:03We're going to lose our minds.
18:05We're going to lose our minds.
18:08Everything is interesting because it's related to the words you say.
18:12And the interesting thing about Tokoro's program is that
18:15Everyone is doing their best not to put out a part that they don't think is fun.
18:21I'm sure we got a good one.
18:24I'm sure we got a good one.
18:27I'm looking forward to it.
18:33Let me introduce you again.
18:35By the way, this program will air on April 6th at 8 p.m.
18:38Please take a look.
18:45Thank you very much for today.
18:49Everything is beautiful.
18:51Is that true?
18:54It's cute.
18:56It's not like that.
18:59It's true.
19:01That's a good way to take it.
19:03Tokoro's program was so lame that I deleted it from my job application.
19:09I can't go to the TV station.
19:11After that, I joined the company and the catchphrase changed.
19:16Congratulations! Congratulations! Congratulations!
19:18That's the title.
19:21April 7th, Monday.
19:23The drama, Ottoyo Shinre Kurenai Ka?
19:25What are the three happiest moments?
19:28I'm happy at every moment.
19:31I'm happy to work.
19:33I'm happy to have a child at home.
19:36I'm happy when I'm watching YouTube.
19:40I don't know where this new stimulation comes from.
19:44I feel like there are still many worlds I don't know.
19:47Go ahead.
19:49I'm not asking you to go ahead.
19:51Don't make it complicated.
19:53When I'm eating my favorite food.
19:56I love lasagna.
19:58I like lasagna.
20:00I think it's the best.
20:02The more cheese, the better.
20:04It's delicious.
20:06It's delicious.
20:08Teletubbies that only I know.
20:10I like a one-way trip or a bus trip.
20:14Traveling is good, isn't it?
20:16It's good, but Teletubbies is harsh.
20:18It's the best, isn't it?
20:20Next is this corner.
20:22Viewers' opinions and complaints.
20:25I'm nervous.
20:29I can hear the applause from the outside.
20:31That's right.
20:33The reason why there is a lot of applause.
20:35As a bonus for purchasing official Teletubbies goods.
20:38The people who won the lottery are here.
20:42Nice to meet you.
20:44I don't want to talk nonsense and cut it.
20:49Even if we talk about the peace of the earth,
20:52You always cut it.
20:55Children all over the world tend to talk with a smile.
21:00I'm going to get caught.
21:02Please cut it.
21:04This is from a fan named Nekokichi.
21:06I was free, so I was looking up old Teletubbies catchphrases on Wikipedia.
21:11There were a lot of ugly catchphrases.
21:14Do you remember anything?
21:16I don't remember anything.
21:20Really?
21:22When I was in college and high school, I remembered Chu TV Tokyo.
21:26What is that?
21:28Chu TV Tokyo was too ugly.
21:32At first, I deleted it from my job application.
21:36You can't go to Chu TV Tokyo.
21:39There were five years of Chu TV Tokyo.
21:42After that, I joined the company.
21:45I thought Chu TV Tokyo was too ugly.
21:48Finally, the catchphrase changed.
21:50I thought it was good.
21:52I found the title, Teletubbies Catchphrase.
21:55It's Teletubbies Catchphrase.
21:58I started working at Chu TV Tokyo, and my song became Teletubbies Catchphrase.
22:03I remember Teletubbies Catchphrase.
22:08I was relieved to hear Teletubbies Catchphrase.
22:11There is Teletubbies Catchphrase.
22:13Teletubbies Catchphrase is in the title.
22:18Teletubbies Catchphrase was in the title for six years.
22:23It's amazing that you don't remember anything after six years.
22:28Teletubbies Catchphrase is on TVer.
22:32When you press Teletubbies Catchphrase on TVer, you can hear Teletubbies Catchphrase.
22:37I said it.
22:39Really?
22:41That voice on TVer is Nakane.
22:45Teletubbies Catchphrase is for tomorrow.
22:48Teletubbies Catchphrase was Teletubbies Catchphrase.
22:52It's tough, isn't it?
22:56Teletubbies Catchphrase is for tomorrow.
23:01It's getting better, so I want Teletubbies Catchphrase.
23:05Teletubbies Catchphrase.
23:07Teletubbies Catchphrase is for tomorrow.
23:12Teletubbies Catchphrase is for tomorrow.