キョコロヒー 2025年4月1日 キョコロヒー5年目突入!! ダイアンを深掘り
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00:00The program will move to Tuesday from today.
00:07It's been five years, so I invited these people.
00:17You came in a row with flowers.
00:22I'm glad.
00:25Because it was blooming.
00:26Because it was blooming.
00:27It was blooming.
00:28You came in a row with flowers.
00:29You've been a fan of Dian, who you've always respected.
00:34I've never heard of it.
00:36I've never heard of it.
00:37I'm the only one.
00:39I'm the only one.
00:40I'm the only one.
00:41She's just here.
00:44I've only seen Tsuda on New Year's Day.
00:49I've only seen Tsuda on New Year's Day.
00:50Really?
00:53I'm a big fan of Tsuda.
00:56I'm interested in Dian.
00:59What about me?
01:01You two.
01:04What about you?
01:06I have a lot of memories.
01:08I've been saying it for a long time.
01:10I've been saying it for a long time.
01:13For other entertainers, I think Matsumoto, Sanma, and Takeshi are Dian.
01:21You're exaggerating.
01:22I'm serious.
01:23I'm serious.
01:24Don't say it.
01:25Don't say it.
01:27So, tonight is the 5th year anniversary of the show.
01:31We have a special guest, Dian, whom we respect.
01:35First of all, Kyoko, a new fan, will tell us about Dian's charm.
01:41Let's look back on her activities while looking at Dian's yearbook.
01:49You're talking about a manzai show?
01:52I'm not talking about a manzai show.
01:55I'm talking about a manzai show.
01:58What kind of situation is that?
02:00There was a manzai show at a ranch.
02:02It's unusual.
02:04I went to the ranch.
02:07There was a yagura on the stage.
02:11There was a scaffold under the yagura.
02:15A staff member came to me with a wired microphone.
02:21He told me not to touch the iron part of the scaffold.
02:28I was scared.
02:30I said, why?
02:31He said, I'll give up touching it.
02:33He told me not to touch it.
02:35It's risky.
02:36When he called me, I took the wired microphone.
02:40He was in front of me.
02:42It was a little high.
02:44I grabbed the iron part of the wired microphone.
02:48At the moment I grabbed it, it exploded.
02:54I was electrocuted there.
02:58And I died.
03:00You're dead.
03:03How did that happen?
03:05I let go of it.
03:07I let go of it.
03:09I let go of it.
03:11I let go of it.
03:13I let go of it.
03:15You were electrocuted.
03:20But you passed the exam.
03:22Congratulations.
03:24I passed the exam.
03:26I passed the exam.
03:28I passed the exam.
03:30It's unusual.
03:32Four years is too long.
03:35Two years is too long.
03:37I had to do it in two years.
03:40Did Saito-san know about this?
03:43As a listener?
03:45I've always loved Diane's radio show.
03:53But it didn't sell well and I didn't have money.
03:57I was sharing a room with Tsuru-chan.
04:01Then I got a call from Yona Yona.
04:07They told me to apply.
04:10I didn't have a cell phone.
04:13I didn't have anything.
04:15That's amazing.
04:17I got Tsuru-chan's number.
04:20I was smoking at home on Christmas Eve.
04:23I went to the bathroom and saw Tsuru-chan.
04:26I called her.
04:29I was surprised.
04:31She said she was Diane.
04:33I was surprised.
04:35She asked me what I was doing at work.
04:39I didn't want to say I was doing comedy.
04:43I said I was reading a script.
04:46Did you say that?
04:48I said I was on stage.
04:50Did you say that after the show?
04:52I said she was popular.
04:54You're lying.
04:56You're lying.
04:58I said she was popular.
05:00She was popular.
05:03How do you make people angry?
05:07When I was on Ametalk,
05:09there was a comedian in Osaka and Tokyo.
05:12I didn't talk much.
05:15I didn't want to say anything.
05:17There are many young makeup artists in Tokyo.
05:19But there are only old ladies in Osaka.
05:21I didn't say anything.
05:23The day after the show,
05:25I didn't get my makeup done at all.
05:28In Osaka?
05:30I didn't get my makeup done for five years.
05:34I was always naked.
05:37I apologized and she forgave me.
05:40Did she forgive you?
05:42Did you watch the show five times on New Year's Day?
05:46Did you watch it that much?
05:48I've only watched the show.
05:50I haven't seen the manzai yet.
05:53I see.
05:55I've only seen the manzai.
05:57I realized that she was such an interesting person.
06:01I thought she wasn't interesting.
06:03No, no, no.
06:05I thought she was interesting.
06:07No, no, no.
06:09I thought she wasn't interesting.
06:11Calm down.
06:13I thought she was interesting.
06:16But I didn't know she was so interesting.
06:18I didn't think she was so interesting.
06:22I see.
06:24Kyoko is getting more and more information about Diane.
06:30The show found more interesting information about Yusuke.
06:37This is another one.
06:39Yusuke doesn't like a lot of things, so be careful.
06:42He looks like Haramitsu.
06:44He looks like Shiraga.
06:46He looks like Shiraga again.
06:48I saw him once.
06:50This picture is interesting.
06:52Why did he become like this?
06:54This is a notebook with a lot of things he doesn't like.
06:59A notebook with a lot of things he doesn't like.
07:01I was interested in each one of them.
07:04Is it a baseball?
07:06There is no reason to hate it.
07:08I like baseball, but I don't like baseball.
07:14Why do you only like baseball?
07:18That's right.
07:20I don't like other boys' figures.
07:24That's right.
07:25I like a boy's pilaf.
07:27He likes a boy's pilaf.
07:29I like a boy's pilaf.
07:32I like a boy's pilaf.
07:34That's why I like baseball.
07:36But you don't have to separate it.
07:38I don't have to separate it.
07:40I'm sorry.
07:42I was waiting for you to say that.
07:44I'm sorry.
07:47Please separate the pieces.
07:51Is it a fried potato with skin?
07:54It's delicious, isn't it?
07:56It's too sweet.
07:58It's too sweet.
08:00It's okay if it's thin.
08:02It's okay if it's thin.
08:04The skin is delicious.
08:07It's crispy.
08:09It's okay if it's thin.
08:11It's okay if it's thin.
08:13It's okay if it's thin.
08:15It's okay if it's thin.
08:18The fried potato with skin is delicious.
08:21It's too sweet.
08:23I'll call the police.
08:25I'll call the police.
08:27I'll call the police.
08:29I'll call the police.
08:34It's too sweet.
08:35The singer who only does cover songs is May J.
08:41It's not a big deal.
08:43It's a matter of pride.
08:49Stop it.
08:51I'm really good at it.
08:53I want to hear the original version.
08:55I wrote it during the pandemic.
08:57I was stressed out.
09:00I was lonely.
09:02I wanted you to take care of me.
09:04I wanted you to tell me why.
09:07I don't think it's a big deal.
09:10It's okay if it's thin.
09:12I said too much.
09:14I got to know Dian deeply.
09:17Today's topic is...
09:19When I ask people in the industry about Dian,
09:23I can hear their worries.
09:26They don't know much about Tokyo.
09:29They don't know much about Tokyo.
09:34Recently, he finally got some time.
09:38He said this on a program.
09:41Recently, I finally got some time to look up at the sky in Tokyo.
09:46I saw it.
09:48Did you say it?
09:50I...
09:55I finally...
09:57It's very flexible.
09:59It's amazing.
10:01I got used to it.
10:03I got used to Tokyo.
10:05You know a lot.
10:07A lot.
10:09From now on,
10:11he will prove that he got used to Tokyo.
10:15He prepared this program.
10:18Tokyo Common Sense Quiz.
10:22Amazing.
10:24From now on, they will be divided into two teams.
10:26They will challenge various quizzes about Tokyo.
10:30The team with more correct answers will get a prize.
10:35Tsuda and Kyoko will choose the quiz.
10:39Okay.
10:40Let's go.
10:42Tokyo Common Sense Quiz.
10:44Are you familiar with Tokyo?
10:46Yes, I am.
10:47Tokyo Common Sense Quiz.
10:49I will show you a map of Tokyo.
10:53Each district has a number.
10:57Guess what the number indicates.
11:01Are you ready?
11:02I will do my best.
11:04Let's get started.
11:06Here it is.
11:08Wait.
11:09Minato Ward 10.
11:10Edogawa Ward 0.
11:11Here is a hint.
11:13Shibuya Ward is one of them.
11:15There are a lot of people in Ankagai.
11:17Can you give me a hint?
11:22Yusuke.
11:24The number of bald people.
11:26That's a lot.
11:28No.
11:29Why is Edogawa Ward 0?
11:32Edogawa Ward 0.
11:33Here is a hint.
11:36It's a restaurant.
11:38There are a lot of people.
11:41Tsuda.
11:42Bikkuridonki.
11:44No.
11:47Yusuke.
11:49Hidakaya.
11:51No.
11:52Is it wrong?
11:53It's close.
11:55Wait.
11:56Tsuda.
12:00Say it.
12:02Ramen Jiro.
12:04Here is another hint.
12:06It's open until morning.
12:09Open until morning?
12:11It's open until morning.
12:13McDonald's?
12:14No.
12:15What's wrong with Edogawa?
12:17There is no one in Setagaya.
12:22My answer is...
12:24Which one?
12:25Fujisoba.
12:29I didn't know that.
12:32Fujisoba is open until morning.
12:35Edogawa Ward 0.
12:37Edogawa Ward 0?
12:39There is no one in Setagaya.
12:40Kyoko got 1 point.
12:43Next, Yusuke.
12:45Please choose your team.
12:47Let's do a quiz.
12:52Kyoko, do you know?
12:53I don't know at all.
12:54You got 2 points.
12:55I've never got 1 point.
12:57I was in Kitsuenjo.
13:00I've never seen it.
13:02I've never seen it.
13:05I've never seen it.
13:07We will play the video of Kitsuenjo in Tokyo.
13:12Which Kitsuenjo is it?
13:14Please answer quickly.
13:16Which Kitsuenjo is it?
13:20Minato City.
13:25Hikorohi.
13:26Minato City.
13:27That's not fair.
13:29I was embarrassed.
13:31That's not fair.
13:33Minato City.
13:34Minato City.
13:35Minato City.
13:36Minato City.
13:37Minato City.
13:38It's getting better.
13:44Hikorohi.
13:45Shinbashi.
13:47Correct.
13:48That's amazing.
13:49How did you know?
13:51I was in SL.
13:53SL Hiroba.
13:55There is an entrance on this side.
13:57I've seen it.
13:59I always go to this side.
14:02I didn't know about this side.
14:04Why did you go to Shinbashi?
14:06Why did you go to Shinbashi?
14:08We will play this quiz again.
14:11Which Kitsuenjo is it?
14:13Minato City.
14:15Roppongi.
14:17Incorrect.
14:20It opens from 5 p.m. to 8 p.m.?
14:23It opens from 5 p.m. to 8 p.m.?
14:30Shinagawa.
14:31Shinagawa.
14:32Correct.
14:34That's amazing.
14:36That's amazing.
14:38He doesn't sit down.
14:42It's under the stairs.
14:47I didn't know there was this area.
14:51I didn't know.
14:53It's a place to clean.
14:56It's a place to clean.
14:59Yusuke and Hikorohi won this game.
15:04Next, Chida and Kyoko chose...
15:08Tokyo Sakippo Quiz.
15:10A photo of Tokyo will be displayed.
15:14Only the photo of Sakippo will be hidden.
15:17Please draw something on the photo.
15:22What is Sakippo?
15:27Wait. What is it?
15:31Wait.
15:32You can draw only Sakippo.
15:35What is Sakippo?
15:40Did you see it?
15:44I said it to myself.
15:48Next, Tsuda.
15:51A stone table.
15:52What is it?
15:54It's shining.
15:58Kyoko, please.
16:00It looks like a hat.
16:04It looks like a hat.
16:07I didn't draw it because I knew it had ears.
16:11It looks arrogant.
16:14I understand.
16:15Hikorohi, please.
16:16A stone table.
16:19Yusuke, please.
16:24It looks like a police.
16:26It's a police hat.
16:28There is a stone table inside.
16:30I didn't draw it, but it's inside.
16:35The answer is this.
16:38It's an antenna.
16:40Is it?
16:41No way. It's totally different.
16:43It's different.
16:44It's totally different.
16:46Did you imagine it?
16:48It's the second generation.
16:51Both teams didn't get points.
16:54Let's move on to the last question.
16:58If you are from Tokyo, you have to answer 10 questions in a row.
17:03The answer time is 5 seconds per question.
17:06The number of correct answers will be the point.
17:10Let's start with Kyoko and Tsuda.
17:14Let's start the Speed Flash Quiz.
17:16The first one is easier.
17:20What is the station of the Yamanote Line that opened on March 14, 2020?
17:25Tokyo Station?
17:26No?
17:27Shinagawa Station?
17:282 seconds left.
17:29Shinagawa Station?
17:30What is the line mark of this subway?
17:33Chuo Line?
17:35Sakai-Kuji Line?
17:36Osaka Line?
17:37No.
17:38What are the names of the two professional baseball teams based in Tokyo?
17:42Wait a minute.
17:43What?
17:44Kyojin and...
17:47Yakult!
17:48What is the name of this place?
17:50What is this?
17:52Shajin!
17:55What is the height of the Tokyo Tower?
17:58333 meters.
17:59Wow!
18:01Tsuda is next.
18:03What is the size of this animal found on the Tokyo River in 2002?
18:09That's fast!
18:11So far, it's three.
18:13What is the capital of Tokyo?
18:15Chiyodaku?
18:16Wait!
18:17Why?
18:18Shinjuku?
18:19That was close.
18:20I'm embarrassed.
18:21Name two entertainers from Tokyo.
18:25Hotei-san from Tokyo!
18:26Dynamite from Tokyo!
18:30When was the first Tokyo Olympics held?
18:34What is this?
18:351990...
18:37That's too recent.
18:381974!
18:39What is the name of the Tokyo railway taxi?
18:44Enuma!
18:45Correct!
18:48Time's up!
18:49Tsuda and Kiyoko got six questions right.
18:53Here are the questions and answers.
18:55I knew all of them.
18:57You knew all of them?
18:58Of course I knew all of them!
19:01I knew all of them.
19:02Next is high school.
19:04I can't do this.
19:05Here we go.
19:06I knew all of them.
19:07Speed quiz, start!
19:10I'm counting on you.
19:11You can do it.
19:12Who is the current governor of Tokyo?
19:15I'm counting on you.
19:17Yuriko Koike.
19:19Correct!
19:20What is the line on this subway?
19:23It's a Z.
19:25Yazaekichi?
19:28What is the name of George's garage?
19:32Setagaya Garage.
19:34Setagaya Base.
19:36Correct!
19:37What is this?
19:40I saw it earlier.
19:41It was on the screen.
19:42Under Shibuya.
19:43Unkaku.
19:45What is the line on the south exit of Shibuya station?
19:49Kousho Kaido.
19:50I said Kaido.
19:53Kaido.
19:54What is the official name of Tokyo Tower?
19:57There's no such thing.
19:59There is.
20:00There's no such thing.
20:01Tokyo Towering.
20:03How do you read this name?
20:05How do you read it?
20:07It's a G.
20:08How do you know?
20:11What is the name of this popular drink in Harajuku?
20:14What is this?
20:15I've had it before.
20:16You've had it before?
20:17I've had it before.
20:19I can't read it.
20:20What is the name of the train on the Togeki line?
20:23This is number 2.
20:25Correct!
20:26This is amazing.
20:27You got all of them right.
20:28The drama Tokyo Love Story, which played the role of Kanji Nagao, is called Odaiguchi.
20:32What is the name of Rika Akana?
20:35Suzuki Honami.
20:38Correct!
20:39That's all.
20:42So, the results are out.
20:43Yusuke and Hikorohi's team got 6 questions right.
20:47So, this is a tie.
20:49It's a tie.
20:51So, it's a tie.
20:53Let's play rock, paper, scissors.
20:54Rock, paper, scissors?
20:55Why rock, paper, scissors?
20:56It's rock, paper, scissors.
20:57We've played this far.
20:59Give me both of them.
21:01It's Honami.
21:02It's Honma.
21:03After this...
21:04Shut up!
21:06Shut up!
21:10What's going on?
21:12Shut up!
21:18Let's play a serious game.
21:21Rock, paper, scissors!
21:22We did it!
21:23We did it!
21:29Shut up!
21:31Shut up!
21:33Hikorohi didn't do anything wrong.
21:37Hikorohi didn't do anything wrong.
21:43Rock, paper, scissors.
21:44Rock, paper, scissors.
21:45We did it!
21:46We did it!
21:48So, the winner is...
21:49Tsukasa and Hyoko's team.
21:53The winner is...
21:54Satsuki and Hattie's expensive cake.
21:59It's really good.
22:00It's really good.
22:01It's like I'm eating a melon.
22:05You're eating a melon.
22:08Lastly, we have an announcement from Diane.
22:11Announcement?
22:12Yes.
22:13What is this simple thing?
22:15Are you a woman?
22:17Are you underestimating me?
22:23It's delicious!
22:25Stop it, Tsubasa.
22:26Stop it.
22:27Stop it!
22:31You still don't know that.
22:33You're starting into a new phase.
22:41Right now the most pretentious thing is this.
22:45We planned to do this in secret before 50 years old due to COVID-19.
22:48Now is the time to do it in public!
22:51Shut up!
22:54Send her home.
22:55With that kind of honesty...
22:57That's why.
22:58Don't make me notice it, Yusuke-san!
23:01I just found out.
23:02Don't make me notice it!
23:03What are you doing?
23:04I just found out.
23:05Then you should have told me 10 minutes ago.
23:08You should have told me that much.
23:10On Sunday, April 27th,
23:12we are waiting for you at the venue of the Spring KyoKoro Festival in Hibiya.
23:17Tickets will be on sale from April 5th.
23:22Here are the special goods.
23:25Please make a reservation.