90 Day The Last Resort Between The Sheets - Season 1 Episode 18
#EntertainmentUniverseXTC
#EntertainmentUniverseXTC
Category
😹
FunTranscript
00:00This is going to be
00:29tears, there's going to be fights, there's going to be drama. Yeah. Hi, everyone. Oh, my God.
00:39Oh, we have full body chills. She's pregnant. Is she pregnant? So, Julia,
00:46what actually happened with the guy? Oh, tell us, tell us, tell us what happened with the guy.
00:56Julia, stay. Did he slipper the salami? Exactly. You are a cheating wife. You are a clown. Okay,
01:04you are a freaking clown. Yeah, and you're a pregnant whore. Oh, my God. Oh, fighting words.
01:12Pregnant whore. Oh, guys. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Stiletto can put a hole in your nuts. Damn.
01:26I have a special guest coming over to watch the tell-all with. He was on The Last Resort season
01:32one with me, and I haven't seen him since, so I'm actually kind of excited. A little weirded out,
01:36but kind of excited. So Kalani and I have actually been through the very first Last Resort
01:43to be able to watch it with her. It's going to be funny. We're going to be cracking up.
01:47Well, I'll be cracking up and she'll be cracking me. He's fun. He's funny. He just says some
01:52things out of pocket every now and then, but I'll call him out on it, and he'll call me out of mind,
01:57so it'll be great. Why are we building this again? Because we're going to watch from here.
02:02We're going to watch the show. It'll be so much fun. But for what? Tim, because if those people
02:08on The Last Resort could build a tent, we can build a tent, okay? You got to put it in the
02:12little hole. The stick in the little hole. Oh, my God. I've been hearing that my whole life.
02:18Hello. Well, there she is. How are you? So good to see you again. Good to see you. It's been a while.
02:23I know it has. Who better to watch The Last Resort tell all then with you? I'm honored.
02:28We'll have fun. And by the way, I'll keep my clothes on. Okay, that's mandatory. Let's go.
02:36So nice outside. I don't know about nice. It's hot out here. We're going hiking. I figured we
02:40needed some mother and son bonding time. It's Compromise Canyon, like they call it.
02:44It's a mother and son bonding time. It's Compromise Canyon, like they had at The Last Resort.
02:48I remember what they did, but I like to compromise with some AC, and the tell all is about to start.
02:53So let's go. All right. Vamanos. This tell all is going to be spicy. It's in my city, and it's going
03:00down, baby. Yeah. In this last resort, I ever see something like that ever in my life before in 90
03:07days. Hey, I'll tell you this. This whole season was just icy. And you know, last season, we didn't
03:12get a tell all. So this season, we're opening up. We're getting a tell all, and it's going to be a
03:17can of worms. So Kalon. Can I call you Kalon? I love that. How do you think this cast did
03:24compared to how we did? Oh, they did so much better than all of us. Do you think this season had,
03:29and I'm asking for a friend, less nudity or more? Are you the friend asking, Ed? I am. With your
03:37naked ass self. I will say, this is probably the most anticipated tell all ever. Some of these
03:43relationships are just so juicy. I can't wait to get into it. Are you ready for this? I'm ready for
03:47this. I don't think you're ready for this. I'm ready for this. You're not ready for this. Okay, I'm not ready
03:52all that. Time to watch the tell all. Come on in. They built a tent on the last resort. We built a
04:01tent. Well, I built a tent. Now we're going to watch the last resort tell all. I built a tent. From our tent.
04:10Oh, New York City, baby. My hometown. You want to wake up the baby with a big mouth?
04:17And he always wake me up. Matter of fact, I'll go get him. He's sleepy, leave him alone.
04:25Brandon and Julia. Oh my God, they're in matching leopard coats.
04:28I feel like they're stealing our fur vibe. They seem like they're getting along pretty well.
04:34Yes. Better than where we left them. I have a question. Is kissing cheating? Yeah. It is? Yeah.
04:41With or without tongue? What the f***, Ed? Kissing is cheating. Even if you get like this close, it's cheating if
04:47you want to do something. Oh, I'm okay. I'm in trouble. Ed, are you a cheater? No, I'm not. I've
04:53remember I went through therapy. I'm healed. All right, ready to go on the road? Let's do it.
05:00Ready for this drama? There's my boy. Oh, Rob shaved his head. Yeah. Oh, look, Jamal, it's Josh and Rob.
05:09Hey, my boys. Damn, man, I wish I was there. It's like seeing family, huh? Here we go.
05:15I hate to say it, but I think I'm most excited to see all the people who crashed and burned.
05:20What's going on with Natalie and Josh? Do you know how many times they've broken up? Like,
05:23are they back together? Like, Bini and Ari, what's going on with them?
05:40Does your man help you in public when one pops out? Oh, hell yeah. Especially because my baby
05:44pulls my titties out. So just yesterday, he was like... It's weird. I'm not a boob man.
05:50You don't even touch them? Yeah. I mean, sometimes you have to, you know, but normally... Do you lick
05:56them? I just like a small cup. Isn't that weird? But I'm saying you don't even touch them when
06:00they're small? Oh, hell yes. Okay. That's what I was afraid of. Oh, my God. Okay.
06:06I've never seen earmuffs that damn big, yo. Who wear earmuffs that damn big? Yo,
06:14earmuffs just cover the ear, not all the way to the cheekbone.
06:20Gino. How you doing? How you doing, bud?
06:22I'm good. How you been?
06:24Looking sharp. Uh-oh, the party's out on ten.
06:29Gino and Jasmine's open relationship is quite interesting, and I am
06:33very interested to find out how that's been going. I am, too.
06:36I have a feeling that Jasmine has probably been all open, and Gino's been lonely as hell and
06:43not really done anything. Well, Gino wasn't even open with
06:45Jasmine, so how are you going to be open without Jasmine?
06:48Damn. Look at this guy. Are you excited?
06:51Excited for today? We recommitted at the resort,
06:57and a lot of shit went down since then. Where's Jasmine?
07:01You know she likes to make a dramatic entrance. Oh, she does make a dramatic entrance, though.
07:05Maybe she's not coming. She's 100% doing her hair and makeup.
07:08She does not wake up looking like that, Tim. Hello.
07:12Hey. You look nice.
07:14Thank you. Hello, hello.
07:16Damn, she oiled the shit. I can't even stay focused.
07:18Look at that. Oh, that big shit.
07:20That's the tailor with the biggest shit ever. Everybody have big shit.
07:25Going into today, I mean, I'm a little nervous. Things have been a little complicated with Sophie
07:29even after the breakup. I don't think she'll meet anyone
07:32that loved her more or still loves her more than Rob.
07:35You think? I think.
07:37Rob might be being too puppy doggy, you know? One day she's going to wake up and miss that.
07:42Guys, sorry to interrupt, but we're going to bring you to set now.
07:46Yeah, man. Benny boy.
07:51Benny, come on, brother. Okay, okay.
07:56Are we going to moonwalk your ass up out of there? You keep that up.
08:01Oh, he's ready for his Vegas, okay, magician's act.
08:05Yeah, he doesn't like a magician.
08:09Oh, I love the set. It's like the resort.
08:12Hi. Good morning, guys.
08:14Looking sharp, guys. Looking sharp.
08:16Josh. Here we go.
08:18Oh, they're all on the stage.
08:19We're on the stage. Let's go.
08:22That was a lot. Let's go.
08:24Hey, everybody.
08:27Hi, Sean.
08:29Hello, Sean.
08:30I don't think Sean likes me very much.
08:32The last couple of telos she threw me under the bus.
08:34I think you just have good stuff and she has to, you know, dig into it.
08:38Dig in, I know.
08:39We're missing Jasmine.
08:44Has anyone seen Jasmine this morning?
08:47Nope, I have not.
08:49Hey, we want to save the best for last.
08:51She's in Matt's bed. That's where she is.
08:53Oh, my God. She's at Matt's house.
09:00All right, Jasmine. I know we're running a little bit late today.
09:02How are you feeling?
09:04Cold.
09:06Uh-oh.
09:07Jasmine's dead.
09:08Oh, here we go.
09:09Wow, Jasmine looks really different here.
09:11Dude, she looks nervous.
09:16Okay, Jasmine, we got to get moving.
09:18I know.
09:21Okay, Jasmine is on set.
09:23Oh, Jasmine here.
09:27Gina.
09:28What's his name?
09:30Gina might have a heart attack out there looking like Fred Sanford right now.
09:34Well, it was nice and quiet and I bet you anything with Jasmine there now,
09:37it's about to be loud, almost like you're sitting in a tent with a Cuban.
09:43So, let's please welcome her.
09:44Come on out, Jasmine.
09:53Hi, everyone.
09:54What's going on?
09:56Oh, she's pregnant.
09:58Oh, my God. No wonder she was late.
10:02Oh, holy shit.
10:04I have full body chills.
10:06I need some water. I got it on my face.
10:08Oh, my God.
10:10Oh, my God.
10:12Oh, my God.
10:14Oh, my God.
10:16Oh, my God.
10:18Oh, my God.
10:20Oh, my God.
10:22Oh, whoa.
10:24Whoa.
10:30Oh, and she's far along.
10:32Is that Gino's bun in the oven or somebody else's?
10:34I mean, judging by that face, nope.
10:36Oh, it's not his.
10:40That is incredible.
10:42That's like the craziest tell-all reveal I've ever seen.
10:44I mean, maybe Gino and Jasmine hooked up after this.
10:48We don't know, you know.
10:50Do you want to take a bet?
10:51Yeah. Oh, I will take your money.
10:53Okay. I'll take everything you want.
10:55I'm not betting money.
10:57I will bet my entire life savings this is not Gino's.
10:59I'm not betting that. Let's bet dinner.
11:01Are we gonna bet dinner, too?
11:03All right, dinner.
11:05Tim, this is crazy.
11:07You're too close to me and you're punching me.
11:09This tell-all's getting too crazy.
11:11We got to get back on the couch, Ronnie.
11:13Fine. Fine. This is crazy.
11:15Oh, my gosh. Oh, my goodness.
11:17I was just helping you. Help me. I'm old.
11:19Come on, Grampy.
11:21Gino, I have to ask,
11:23are you the father of Jasmine's baby?
11:26Who put the baby in her?
11:28Whose baby is that?
11:30When is she due?
11:32And is it Gino's?
11:34And if not, whose is it?
11:36Annie, you know, we could have been on the last resort.
11:45Not at all. I would have been chill, have a drink,
11:47and say, yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:50Let me tell you something.
11:52In life, it takes two fools to argue.
11:54I don't have to argue.
11:56I don't keep going. I shut up.
12:01Obviously, you ain't getting the point.
12:03You are the fool.
12:05You are the fool.
12:07You finally got it!
12:14You are pregnant.
12:16Yes, I am. Very pregnant.
12:18Congratulations.
12:22Congratulations, girl.
12:24When are you due?
12:26Prefer not to share.
12:28She don't want Gino to know when it was conceived.
12:32I know everyone on the stage right now is like,
12:35whose baby is that?
12:37When is she due?
12:39And is it Gino's?
12:41And if not, whose is it?
12:43I want somebody to say, Gino, congratulations.
12:45Let me hear it.
12:47I'm dying for somebody to say, Gino, congrats.
12:50Jasmine, do you want to say hi to Gino?
12:54No.
12:56Jasmine don't give a **** about Gino.
12:58This relationship is done.
13:00Yeah.
13:02Hi.
13:04Hi.
13:06Awkward.
13:08I don't know what Gino's thinking.
13:10I need to know.
13:12I know. Whose baby is it?
13:14And if the baby is born with a patch of hair in the back,
13:16it's Gino's.
13:18And if it come out with a head full of hair,
13:20it's Max's.
13:22Gino, I think we all noticed your reaction
13:24when Jasmine came in,
13:26so I have to ask,
13:28are you the father of Jasmine's baby?
13:30Ah, Jasmine!
13:32Are you the daddy?
13:34Callate.
13:36I am not.
13:38Okay.
13:40Ah, he's not.
13:42Oh, my God.
13:44Oh, man.
13:46Oh, big shocker. Come on.
13:48That still hurts.
13:50Who put the baby in her?
13:52Sad.
13:54All right,
13:56so then it has to be Matt.
13:58Nah, it doesn't have to be.
14:00Well, it doesn't have to be.
14:02You remember Matt Face
14:04when they was on that video call
14:06and the moment sex came up,
14:08Matt Face lit up like, yes!
14:10Yes.
14:12Matt is the father of your baby?
14:14Yeah.
14:16Whoa.
14:18Oh, my. Are you kidding me?
14:20So he didn't know then?
14:22Oh, he is not happy at all.
14:24But, I mean, also you weren't wanting
14:26to have sex with her.
14:28Sex is required for a baby.
14:30I'm speechless.
14:32Why am I speechless? I'm never speechless.
14:34Yo, this is the first time
14:36ever a wife is being
14:38pregnant on a teller
14:40with her husband.
14:42So that means something was going on
14:44when she said nothing was going on.
14:46That's shady, Jasmine.
14:48Anyone surprised by that?
14:50I mean, they all tried to warn him.
14:52They were telling him that's what she was going to do.
14:54Jasmine, you broke the agreement.
14:56You broke the oral contract.
14:58No pun intended.
15:00I'm surprised.
15:04Poor Gino.
15:06Me, me, me.
15:08Jasmine, was this
15:10a planned pregnancy?
15:12No. You did not plan this at all?
15:14No.
15:16Dude, when Jasmine and Gino were discussing
15:18the terms of this open relationship,
15:20he said,
15:22whoever your ...
15:24they need to wear protection.
15:26And she agreed to it.
15:28And I don't want to hear now that the condom broke.
15:30They got good condoms now.
15:32It's 2025.
15:34All right. Florian
15:36and Rob,
15:38you both told Gino
15:40that he would regret his decision
15:42to have an open marriage
15:44with Jasmine.
15:46I don't blame Jasmine at all.
15:48Yes, Gino.
15:50And the reason why I don't blame Jasmine,
15:52because Gino allowed it to happen.
15:54When you talk about an open relationship,
15:56that's just a ...
15:58it's a recipe for disaster.
16:00Not that I would want to try it,
16:02but I'm just ...
16:04I just knew
16:06that it had nothing to do with an open relationship,
16:08had nothing to do with,
16:10oh, I think this will be healthy for us,
16:12and had everything to do with,
16:14how do I get to be with Matt?
16:16Who ...
16:18That's ...
16:20See, that's the thing, though.
16:22Even if Gino would have listened to the boys,
16:24this relationship was toxic.
16:26It was going to end one way or the other.
16:28Yeah, she was going to leave him anyways,
16:30and she was still going to end up being with Matt
16:32I don't think it would have changed anything
16:34other than the blunt brutality
16:36of watching her walk out pregnant.
16:38I mean, that's got to be stunning and hurt.
16:40I couldn't care less
16:42about his opinion.
16:44His marriage didn't work as well.
16:46Fern!
16:48Oh, let's start pointing fingers.
16:50Mine looks a lot better than yours, though.
16:52I take accountability
16:54For what?
16:56for my marriage not working.
16:58So you take accountability
17:00for cheating on your husband
17:02and getting pregnant by another guy.
17:04Do I have to explain myself to you?
17:06No, you don't have to explain
17:08yourself to me.
17:12Oh my God, Rob, good job.
17:14That was hilarious.
17:16Do I have to explain myself
17:18in her accent, too?
17:22You should explain yourself to the world.
17:24You are a cheating wife.
17:26You are a cheating wife.
17:28You are a clown.
17:30Okay, you are a freaking clown.
17:32Yeah, and you're a pregnant whore.
17:34Oh my God!
17:40Oh, pregnant whore.
17:42He said it twice.
17:44What is she going to do?
17:46She's taking off her shoe?
17:52Oh my God!
17:54You said it in my face.
17:56I just did.
17:58You can tell Rob ain't never dated a Latina woman
18:00because he can't duck a shoe.
18:02You disrespect us
18:04and we just want to smack the shit out of you.
18:06I think it's too far.
18:08It's too far to call her a whore.
18:10She's impressive.
18:12Ah!
18:16Who the fuck do you think you are?
18:18A stiletto can put a hole in your nuts.
18:20Damn.
18:22We have seen walk-offs, okay?
18:24We have seen boobies.
18:26We have never seen a shoe
18:28flood across a stage.
18:30That was a George W. Bush moment.
18:32That was such a Cuban moment.
18:34That was a Cuban mom moment.
18:36Here, take this pillow.
18:38Let me show you.
18:40I'm going to show you.
18:42My mama, she had some aim with the chancleta.
18:44Ready?
18:46Did you see that?
18:48You want your shoes back?
18:50We can fuck her goddamn shoe up.
18:54What the fuck is going on
18:56with this pillow?
18:58Yo!
19:00That's a good throw right there, Rob.
19:02Good form, brother.
19:04This is my favorite part of a pillow
19:06I think I've ever seen.
19:08So,
19:10she saw a stiletto, which let me tell you,
19:12if that thing spins the wrong way
19:14and that point comes at your eye, that could knock your eye out, kid.
19:16Yeah, but I never threw a shoe.
19:18My shoes are way too nice to throw.
19:20Dude, you threw a full can drink at me, which almost put a hole in the wall.
19:22I thought you were thirsty.
19:24And a hamburger that you beamed me in the back of the head with.
19:26I thought you were hungry.
19:28Oh, my God, do you remember that time I threw your underwear out the window
19:30and you found them in the gutter?
19:32In the gutter and my cologne?
19:34I bet you if we went out there right now with a ladder,
19:36we'd be in that gutter somewhere.
19:38Shut the f*** up.
19:40You shut the f*** up.
19:42You're a f***ing whore.
19:44You're a f***ing whore is what you are.
19:46You know that she's a f***ing whore.
19:48You're a f***ing idiot
19:50that sells your pictures
19:52online and stabbing your f***ing ass
19:54with butt plugs.
19:56Oh!
19:58Oh!
20:00Oh!
20:02This is a nightmare.
20:04Why are they bringing up my friend's a**?
20:06Inflation's
20:08been rough, okay?
20:10Let me tell you, if any girl wanted to pay to see
20:12my anus, if the price was right,
20:14you know, my a** might be out there, too.
20:16How many butt plug pictures
20:18does it take for a carton of eggs?
20:20While you're pregnant
20:22by your side guy.
20:24I don't support that.
20:30Did he really?
20:32What?
20:34Finally, some homosexual talk
20:36on 90 Day that's not about me.
20:38You want to see the pictures?
20:40Yeah, I want to see the pictures.
20:42You want to see the pictures?
20:44Get the phone, Sean!
20:46Sean, get the phone!
20:48Sean, get the phone!
20:50Sean, get the phone!
20:52Now I want to see the pictures.
20:54Why the f*** do I care about this goofy a**?
20:56What an ugly a**.
20:58That's the ugliest
21:00butthole I ever seen in my life.
21:06What even makes
21:08an ugly butthole?
21:10It depends on if they're bleached.
21:12I mean, I heard that from a friend.
21:14That's a porn thing.
21:16It probably is.
21:18I've never actually seen a pretty butthole, have you?
21:20I'm not in the habit of looking at buttholes.
21:22You've seen a butthole before.
21:24Tim, I haven't really, like, gotten in there.
21:26You don't ever, like, spread the cheeks
21:28and just have a gander?
21:30Look.
21:32You want to see a butthole?
21:34That's the only butthole that I'm regularly familiar with.
21:36She loves to show it.
21:38Get your blood pressure up.
21:42I've been waiting all week just to try to tell her s*** about me
21:44because she knew I was coming for her a**.
21:46Why did all the boys
21:48leave the stage?
21:50They kind of look like a boy band that I would never pay to see.
21:52Rob is acting like he's in a relationship with Jasmine.
21:54He's more madder than Gino is.
21:56It ain't really your business.
21:58It's something Gino should be heated about.
22:10What does him
22:12sticking a plug in his butt have to do
22:14with her being pregnant?
22:16It has nothing to do with anything.
22:18It's kind of weird. It's like a little kid
22:20when someone's like, you're stupid. No, you're stupid.
22:22It's like, you're a whore. No, you're a whore.
22:24Your mom's going to beat up your mom.
22:26You know the only reason she's bringing up
22:28his pictures online and stuff is because
22:30it's a defense mechanism.
22:32She has M.O. on everyone.
22:34Rob was just the first one.
22:36She knew everyone was going to come for her.
22:38Jasmine is a
22:40user. She's a manipulator.
22:42Jasmine is a hoe.
22:44Gino just said Jasmine's a hoe.
22:46No, he's being cool with it.
22:48She's a hoe. She is a hoe.
22:50That is still your wife?
22:52No.
22:54Legally?
22:56I think once someone's pregnant with someone else's child,
22:58then that's not my wife anymore.
23:00I know Gino feels so excited everybody's
23:02siding with him. Oh, I bet.
23:08What the f*** are you looking at me?
23:10I'm looking at you.
23:12Natalie, you want to call somebody a hooker?
23:14Go and sell your butt picture.
23:16That's your hooker. Go and sell your butt picture.
23:18Damn.
23:20You're off my throne.
23:22Of what? I'm not the most obnoxious.
23:24She's so manipulative
23:26and so conniving.
23:28She knew what that one
23:30thing she could do would be.
23:32I'm going to get pregnant so that all the girls support me.
23:34You walked in and was like, I'm pregnant
23:36and all the girls was like.
23:38Not another shoe.
23:40Bro. Jesus.
23:42Oh my God, I get it.
23:44I love it.
23:50I want to do it every f***ing time.
23:52This shoe is about to never come off.
23:54I don't give a f***.
23:56Uh oh, what's he doing with her shoe?
23:58F*** this goddamn shoe.
24:00Break this f*** so that she
24:02keep throwing it at me.
24:04Trash it, trash it, trash it.
24:06Snap it, snap it.
24:08He can't even break the heel off. Okay, Rob, it's not looking good for you.
24:10That must be an expensive shoe
24:12That's one of those military heels.
24:14Then we can f*** her goddamn shoe up.
24:24Damn!
24:26What the f*** is going on
24:28in this cello?
24:30Yo!
24:32That's a good throw
24:34right there, Rob. Good form,
24:36brother. I pray to God
24:38they show Jasmine walking back on stage
24:40limping with one shoe on,
24:42one shoe off, one shoe on.
24:44I would love that. This is wild.
24:46This is my
24:48favorite part of a cello I think I've ever seen.
24:50Oh my God.
24:52Pregnant whore, you sell your butt
24:54on the internet. Oh my God.
24:56Throwing shoes, launching them
24:58across parking lots in five minutes.
25:00That just summed up
25:02the craziness of our relationship in five
25:04minutes.
25:06You guys had joyous perspective.
25:08She said she had flesh color underwear on,
25:10so did nothing but her butt on the other hand.
25:12Oh my God, Julia.
25:14Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
25:16What is she doing?
25:18There she goes again, climbing up on the table.
25:22This has probably been one of the funnest
25:24tell-alls I've ever watched.
25:26I think out of all the tell-alls I've done,
25:28the most shocking moment was Angela
25:30getting her d*** done.
25:32This brand new d***.
25:34How do you like that d***?
25:36And then she was just flashing it.
25:38Every camera, every person,
25:40everyone saw Angela's d***.
25:42I would have lost my cookies.
25:44Jasmine told me at the last
25:46tell-all in her little accent,
25:48Ed, you got to be nice to women.
25:50You don't let people to see the
25:52sweet side of you
25:54and you don't want to die
25:56alone in your house and your
25:58cats and your dogs are going to eat you.
26:00Okay, that's
26:02what's going to happen if you don't change.
26:04Oh my gosh, that's dark.
26:06Probably the weirdest thing I've ever heard from
26:08a cast member. How funny.
26:10It was the best.
26:12Okay, everyone, we're going to get going
26:14again, but before we do, I want
26:16to make it crystal clear.
26:18There is no throwing anything at each
26:20other. Those actions
26:22will lead to a removal.
26:24Oh my God, poor Sean.
26:26Sean's in the middle.
26:28If somebody threw a shoe at me at the tell-all,
26:30would you defend me? Oh, they're getting
26:32jumped too, brother.
26:34I know you got my back.
26:36They're getting jumped, dude.
26:38Please let us not use language
26:40that crosses the line.
26:42We can disagree and still be
26:44respectful. Sean, I
26:46absolutely disagree with all your rules
26:48and I love hearing everything I've
26:50heard in the last half hour. Yeah, there's
26:52no such thing as too much at a tell-all.
26:54There's no lines that you can't cross.
26:56So, we're going to get back into
26:58the conversation, everyone, but we're
27:00going to give Gino and Jasmine a break
27:02and come back to them in a little bit.
27:04If Jasmine
27:06keeps training men like this,
27:08she's going to end up being alone
27:10and eaten by her doggies.
27:12Oh!
27:14Okay, who's back in the hot seat?
27:16Let's move on
27:18now to Brandon and Julia.
27:20The two biggest obstacles in
27:22Brandon and Julia's marriage have centered
27:24around starting a family and bringing
27:26Julia's parents to the U.S.
27:28Oh, back with Brandon and Julia. Oh, good.
27:30Brandon and Julia are the most healthy
27:32couple, you know? Yeah. And I'm not saying
27:34that's like, you know, a very
27:36high bar compared to everyone else at
27:38last resort.
27:40Well, Brandon's parents have been heavily
27:42involved in Brandon and Julia's
27:44relationship, usually more
27:46involved than Julia would like.
27:48Facts. Like I am in yours.
27:50No. Please welcome
27:52Brandon's parents, Ron
27:54and Betty. Oh, damn, Betty.
27:56Hey, Ron. Hey, Betty.
27:58Look how excited he gets. Hey, Ron
28:00and Betty. Oh my God, why are they
28:02drinking cocktails and wearing Hawaiian
28:04shirts? Where are you guys?
28:06We're on a cruise.
28:08Look at them. They're always just
28:10having a good time. They're on a cruise.
28:12They're on vacation.
28:14I love it.
28:16Well, thanks so much for taking the time
28:18to be here to talk about Brandon and Julia's time
28:20at the resort. We want to dive right in.
28:22There was one night
28:24where we could see their relationship was
28:26at a breaking point. Let's take a look.
28:28Uh-oh.
28:30Here we go. The drama.
28:32Uh-oh.
28:34Oh, no.
28:36Too much. Close your eyes, guys.
28:38Too much.
28:40Throw some ones at Julia.
28:42So, are you allowed to dance
28:44in a bar like that? I'm allowed to do
28:46whatever the f*** I want. There you go.
28:48I remember
28:50somebody may have gotten drunk and gotten
28:52on the stages in bars.
28:54Never happened.
28:56It did, yes.
28:58What was with the way you're dressed yesterday?
29:00Oh.
29:02You were dressed like a whore.
29:04I was shocked because
29:06Brandon never called me names like that
29:08before and because
29:10Brandon never really apologized
29:12for that. I'm still waiting
29:14for apology. He shouldn't have said that.
29:16Bro, these boys love calling these girls
29:18whores and bitches.
29:20He didn't call her a whore,
29:22although that's a very common word today.
29:24He said you're acting like. I'm dressed like.
29:26Oh, you're dressed like. You're right. Pardon me.
29:28I will say there are certain words
29:30that I feel like are just like off-limits in a relationship.
29:32Even when you're angry, like...
29:34Really? That must be something new. It is new.
29:36But, like, I just feel like you really need to try to keep things respectful.
29:38Ron and Betty,
29:40do you think that
29:42Brandon owes Julia
29:44an apology for what he said about her?
29:46Well, I think
29:48first off is
29:50she should reconsider how she acted
29:52in the bar. Maybe she owes him
29:54an apology.
29:56Oh, go ahead, Ron. Yeah.
29:58I kind of agree with Ron
30:00because you stepped out of boundaries.
30:02I don't think there's anything wrong with what she did.
30:04I think they both need to apologize.
30:06I felt like Julia was
30:08pushing the limits.
30:10What is limits? There's the problem.
30:12Julia just said,
30:14what are limits? You have to know
30:16that in marriage, there are limits.
30:18I think we can have fun in life
30:20and can dance in the bar.
30:22Yeah, you can have fun, but I don't want my wife showing
30:24her butt everywhere.
30:26You know what? If my girlfriend looks that good,
30:28you know what I mean? I don't care.
30:30I mean, I would probably have a...
30:32Okay.
30:34I mean, not right now, but I'm just saying I would
30:36probably be pretty excited.
30:38Okay, but her vagina's out.
30:40Her vagina was not out.
30:42She had underwear on.
30:44If your husband
30:46doesn't want you doing that,
30:48because it makes him uncomfortable, then don't do it.
30:50I dance in a bar,
30:52but I don't have to get on the table.
30:54You're too heavy. The table won't support your weight.
30:56You call me fat?
30:58There's a difference between fat and heavy.
31:00It's the same.
31:02No, it's not.
31:04Okay, I get it. She was a bit wild.
31:06Julia's a bit wild. That's her personality.
31:08When her vagina's out, what am I going to say?
31:10Oh, pull your... out, too.
31:12Oh, my God, I forgot his parents were there.
31:14Yeah. I feel like Ron might have just
31:16spit up his Mai Tai.
31:18I think the outfit was fine.
31:20I didn't have the angle that
31:22you guys had from Sean's perspective.
31:24She said she had flesh-color underwear on,
31:26so it's nothing for her, but...
31:28Oh, my God, Julia.
31:32There lies the problem.
31:34Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
31:36What is she doing?
31:38There she goes again, climbing up on the table.
31:40Oh, Julia, that...
31:42That's ridiculous.
31:44That is not the time and place.
31:46Like, come on, that's gross.
31:48Yes, I'm sorry.
31:50I was angry because you're
31:52exposing yourself out there.
31:54That's not really an apology, though.
31:56Is that again?
31:58That's not an apology.
32:00It's just, I'm sorry.
32:02I shouldn't have said that. Done. Period.
32:04Say it like you mean it, Brandon.
32:06Oh, my God.
32:08This is a tell-all. I need to calm down for a second.
32:10This is my zen garden.
32:12Why are we whispering?
32:14Because this is the voice you have to use
32:16when you make a zen garden.
32:18Wait, let me try a little design.
32:20See how pretty?
32:22You don't... No, no.
32:24It's my zen garden. You don't draw with your fingers.
32:26You're gonna get it dirty.
32:28Stop breathing on my zen garden.
32:30How am I gonna get sand dirty?
32:32Get away. I'm done with you.
32:34I show for put and zen go.
32:36I'm Julia.
32:40Oh, my gosh.
32:42Now we're gonna see your cooter.
32:44Go, Julian.
32:46You've just been a fool.
32:48Look at his parents, like, um...
32:50I can see from the retreat
32:52you are one of the, like,
32:54the husbands that I can actually see
32:56loving and respecting their wife.
32:58But when I listen to you
33:00calling her a whore, I was like,
33:02that's a very strong word,
33:04especially coming from you.
33:06Yeah, because Jasmine did her whore
33:08too much times today.
33:10Yeah, that whore word is just
33:12flowing today. Whore, whore, whore.
33:14Did you apologize
33:16to her for that?
33:18No, uh, officially...
33:20Maybe it's a good opportunity.
33:22Yeah, maybe it's a good opportunity now.
33:24If you didn't remember, you probably didn't.
33:26Yeah, apologize.
33:28Okay, well, and I'm happy
33:30to say it again. Yes, I'm sorry.
33:32I was angry
33:34because you're exposing yourself
33:36out there. That's not really an apology.
33:38Brandon, is that again?
33:40That's not an apology.
33:42That's just say how you feel.
33:44You know.
33:46It's just, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that.
33:48Done. Period. Right.
33:50Say it like you mean it, Brandon.
33:52Hey, Julia, as Brandon's mother,
33:54he says he's sorry.
33:56No, that doesn't help. You see?
33:58You can't say no.
34:00Brandon, that doesn't count.
34:02You can't have your mother fighting your battles.
34:04I regularly apologize on behalf of Chloe.
34:06Yeah, but I feel like
34:08partial responsibility being
34:10the parent of a child. Right, you raised them wrong.
34:12Right, that, like, I'm sorry that my kid's
34:14such an idiot. Yeah. So, yeah.
34:16That is not how this works.
34:18I've been trying to say for a while that I'm sorry,
34:20and that was too mean.
34:22But do you mean it, Brandon?
34:24He don't. Okay, now she need to apologize.
34:26What's up?
34:28One of the most surprising revelations at the resort
34:30came during the hypnotherapy session
34:32when Julia confessed
34:34that she kissed her ex-boyfriend
34:36while dating Brandon.
34:38Let's take a look back at that as well
34:40as some never-before-seen moments
34:42on Between the Sheets.
34:44Oh, never-before-seen.
34:46I love this kind of stuff. I know, I love them.
34:48Some things came up yesterday,
34:50and I really want to clear the air.
34:52My question is, why now?
34:54Why now? Did you bring that forward?
34:56Why didn't you bring it to me when
34:58you told me about the other guy?
35:00The other guy? How many guys were there?
35:02Damn!
35:04There's been two guys? What?
35:06So, dang, she was just playing everybody.
35:08She was getting around.
35:10So, what happened?
35:12There was another guy she talked about,
35:14somebody she worked with.
35:16Bro, she cheated twice?
35:18She kept that
35:20... secret.
35:22That's the only appropriate time to call somebody a whore
35:24... multiple times.
35:26They weren't married yet.
35:28They were in different zip codes.
35:30Where's my shoe, goddamn it?
35:32No!
35:36I mean, I work in a resort.
35:38He doesn't know what happened exactly.
35:40He's just trying to, like, push me for
35:42saying what's going on
35:44at this time.
35:46So, he doesn't know what he did with the guy?
35:48No.
35:50Well, no guy really wants to know what we want to know.
35:52I would hate to watch this if I was Brandon.
35:54But he wants to know.
35:56I don't know if he really wants to know
35:58or if he's just saying he wants to know.
36:00He doesn't want to know.
36:02I think he doesn't want to know.
36:04I want to know.
36:06What happened with him?
36:08I'm going to tell you off-camera.
36:10I'll tell you off-camera.
36:12Which is an omission of guilt.
36:14Yeah, she got some pain, 100%.
36:16Wow, and she's laughing about it.
36:18Like, it's funny, bro.
36:20I didn't tell her.
36:22No, she didn't tell me.
36:24But I'm done to have secrets from Brandon.
36:26So, Julia,
36:28what actually happened with the guy?
36:30Ooh!
36:32Oh!
36:34Tell us! Tell us!
36:36Did he slip her the salami?
36:38Oh!
36:46Oh!
36:48Did she have sex with him?
36:50I don't know. We can't assume.
36:52Julia,
36:54she slept with him.
36:56Bro, what's up with all these cheaters?
36:58Next time
37:00on 90 Day, The Last Resort,
37:02the couples tell all.
37:04Got my boobs done?
37:06Oh, yeah, I can see. They look like two big bread buns.
37:08Well, you look nice, though.
37:10I just showed him in the changing room
37:12because he hadn't seen them yet.
37:14Oh!
37:16Oh, I want to touch him.
37:18Ooh!
37:20It's the chitter-tell-all, baby.
37:22You didn't feel the same connection that I felt
37:24when I met you? I have a question.
37:26Did you want to let this go, or are you going to be holding this for the rest of our life?
37:28I loved you. I knew.
37:30She was over in Russia
37:32kissing everyone.
37:34Everyone.
37:36No, the way Brandon making it seem like she had a line of dudes
37:38just kissing everybody.
37:40He's saying she kissed everyone in Russia.
37:42You know how big that country is?
37:44And you've never cheated
37:46since we've been married, correct?
37:48How many times have we made the mistake?
37:50Apparently twice. At least twice.
37:52No, Julia!
37:54She didn't cheat on him since they've been married.
37:56Oh, you just never know.
37:58We have Darcy
38:00and her husband, Georgie.
38:02The divas arrive!
38:04Oh, we got Darcy and Georgie!
38:06Darcy! Oh, look at Darce!
38:08You know, I don't really call Georgie
38:10the way she calls Florian. I kind of take offense to that.
38:12They have their own issue in their relationship.
38:14I don't think the biggest issue is
38:16Darcy and Florian hanging out.
38:18Drama. Sister drama.
38:20If anyone has tea
38:22about Stacey and Florian, it's them.
38:24It's these two. I know. I can't wait.
38:26Do you think that Stacey
38:28should trust Florian?
38:30Maybe not.
38:32Oh, wow.
38:36Oh!
38:38Dang, the next one's gonna be
38:40so good.
38:42Oh, my God!
38:44This was crazy. This is probably the craziest tell-all
38:46yet, right? This is crazy.
38:48That was actually so much fun, Ed.
38:50I had a great time. This was
38:52exciting. I know. I think we're gonna have to do
38:54this together with all the other parts.
38:56Listen, I'm down.
38:58I'm ready. I gotta say, this might go down
39:00as my favorite ever. I'm loving
39:02this tell-all. There is so much drama already,
39:04and let me tell you, you better get that throwing arm
39:06ready, because next week, it's on.
39:08I'm gonna go practice. Okay.
39:10And trust me, by next week, I'll be
39:12an ace of shoes. Okay.
39:14Yeah.
39:16You grazed my ear.
39:18Give me a prediction for the next episode.
39:20Oh, Rob and Sophie are fighting.
39:22They haven't fought yet. It's coming.
39:24I need to do this on white now. Let's go.
39:26I wanna see if Matt is gonna be there. Let's go!
39:28I wonder. That's gonna be really epic.
39:30That's gonna be
39:32juicy.