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00:00Congratulations!
00:02The grand final of 2024!
00:05The 3rd Champion, Champion Chaplin!
00:14Thanks to you, we are now at the 3rd time.
00:18This is the 3rd time?
00:19Yes, the 3rd time.
00:20Are we doing this in 2024?
00:23I don't know, but...
00:24We will split it by year.
00:26Because it will be spring.
00:27Because it will be spring.
00:28I see.
00:29This year, the show will award the entertainers who have contributed to the show.
00:35If you think about it, Champion Chaplin is the best show in the world.
00:39That's right.
00:40Champion Chaplin!
00:42Let's call them out.
00:43Entertainment booth!
00:45Wow!
00:47Amazing!
00:49Gorgeous.
00:50It's gorgeous, isn't it?
00:51It's gorgeous.
00:52It's gorgeous, isn't it?
00:53You know what to do at the left end.
00:55That's right.
00:56It's full of spoilers.
00:57It's full of spoilers.
00:58It's full of spoilers.
00:59It would be great if you could change from there.
01:01That's right.
01:02I won't lose to either team.
01:05I won't lose.
01:08I won't lose.
01:09I won't lose.
01:10Champion Chaplin doesn't need to be nervous.
01:13That's right.
01:14So tonight,
01:16Champion Chaplin is full of laughter even though he is not nervous because of the gorgeous entertainers.
01:23From the M-1 finalists
01:27to the miracle unit created by the show,
01:30we will send you a two-week special.
01:33The two who made it to the finals at M-1 LAST YEAR
01:37were the first to show their talents on TV.
01:41The award for those two is...
01:43Even if you become more popular,
01:45I hope you never forget about the show.
01:48Tom Brown
01:51Champion Chaplin
01:56Hello.
01:59I'm Tom Brown.
02:02I will attack the mountain pass with a loop.
02:10Let's combine.
02:12Well...
02:13What is it?
02:14I want to combine 3 gorillas
02:19and make 10 gorillas.
02:25Because I like bigger numbers.
02:34I get it.
02:37Gorilla's 5 is the number 5.
02:41I like bigger numbers.
02:45Let's combine 3 gorillas and make 10 gorillas.
02:50It's a gorilla.
02:52It's a gorilla.
02:53It's a gorilla.
02:54It's a minus gorilla.
02:56Combine!
02:57Minus gorilla?
02:59You have two gorillas and one minus gorilla.
03:06What will happen?
03:09It's a gorilla.
03:15You have two gorillas and one minus gorilla.
03:17It's just a gorilla.
03:19You made a mistake.
03:21Make 10 gorillas.
03:24It's a gorilla.
03:25It's a gorilla.
03:26Good.
03:27It's a gorilla.
03:28I got it.
03:29It's minus 10 gorillas.
03:31Combine!
03:32Minus 10 gorillas?
03:34You have minus 15 gorillas in your 3 gorillas.
03:39What will happen?
03:41It's a gorilla.
03:42You made a mistake.
03:46It's a gorilla.
03:48It's a gorilla.
03:49Gorilla!
03:50It's a gorilla.
03:51Gorilla?
03:52It's a minus gorilla.
03:53Minus gorilla?
03:55It's a goblin.
03:56Goblin!
03:57It's a goblin.
03:58Go!
03:59It's a minus goblin.
04:00Go!
04:01It's a minus goblin.
04:02Go!
04:03Me that'll go see that'll buy that's good. Yeah, go bring it. Oh my that's
04:09There's all you gotta put in put in the bed
04:16In Jamaica, you gotta put in put in this
04:20Bling-bling cobra carnaval. I just go my god
04:25I
04:55Brick over a couple of our love Katamara
05:03Our love Katamara
05:16Don't know
05:25But I
05:55Jyu Gorilla.
05:56OK!
05:56APPLAUSE
05:59You did it!
06:01I'm off to school.
06:02Thank you!
06:03APPLAUSE
06:06I wonder what we were seeing.
06:09You're right.
06:10I wonder what we were watching for the last few minutes?
06:15It's like a dream.
06:16A dream?
06:17Oh, it was a dream!
06:19It's a sequel to the one this morning.
06:21I heard you wanted to talk to us about something, Mr. Minokawa.
06:25Yes, I did.
06:26I was asked if I wanted to try YouTube.
06:29I haven't done it yet.
06:30So I decided to try YouTube.
06:33So I took a video.
06:35What I wanted to do was...
06:37There's a bread-eating contest, right?
06:39It's like a bread-eating contest.
06:41Instead of bread, I put on raw hormones.
06:45I did a raw-hormone-eating contest.
06:48Then I was banned.
06:51Really?
06:53I didn't have a second to upload the video.
06:57Then I was banned.
06:59No one saw it?
07:01I uploaded it once on the air.
07:03Then I was banned immediately.
07:06So I was wondering where I should do it.
07:11You'll be evaluated 100 years later, won't you?
07:14I think so.
07:15Great.
07:17Mr. Michio, do you have any advice?
07:19I used to have hernia.
07:21It was good, but it recurred.
07:23My back hurt, so I put a lot of pressure on my buttocks.
07:27But I got better because of God Hand.
07:31If I walk with my buttocks relaxed,
07:34I can speak in a simple way.
07:38Even Chaplin may be banned.
07:41Chaplin is banned.
07:44Chaplin has a lot of trust from the staff.
07:47However, he appeared only once in this year.
07:50He appeared only once in this year.
07:53I'm sorry.
07:54I'll call you more in 2025.
07:57YASASHIZU
08:05I'm sorry for being banned last time.
08:09It's okay.
08:10I didn't know you were banned.
08:15But I didn't want to be banned again.
08:19Yes.
08:21I'm not good at speaking.
08:23So I'm calling you by your name.
08:26But I've come up with a way to prevent you from being banned.
08:32Yes.
08:33When you make a mistake and I shout,
08:37you do this.
08:42What are you doing?
08:45How many times have you made a mistake?
08:48You're useless.
08:50Stop it, Kasuga.
08:52If you're going to do it, do it properly.
08:55That's your job.
08:59Don't you feel encouraged?
09:02Yes.
09:03It's not what I'm saying.
09:06It's what I'm saying in your head.
09:10It's like playing my memory.
09:13Right?
09:14Yes.
09:15I think you can do it.
09:17Yes.
09:18Let's go to work.
09:19Carry this truck.
09:20Yes.
09:22I'm sorry.
09:25What are you doing?
09:27You made a mistake.
09:30Kasuga.
09:31Stop it.
09:32Seriously.
09:34Don't make a mistake every time you come to work.
09:38Don't make a mistake.
09:40Do it.
09:41That's your job.
09:48I didn't expect you to be so good at it.
09:51I thought I would be like Paohara.
09:54But I wasn't.
09:55Really?
09:56I thought it was my fault for making the same mistake.
09:59Really?
10:00Yes.
10:01I'm sorry.
10:02Let's go to work.
10:20What are you doing?
10:22Don't make the same mistake every time you come to work.
10:26You won't be successful forever.
10:29You'll die in a year.
10:31Don't you feel ashamed?
10:33You can't show this to your children.
10:36You'll raise your family with this job.
10:40You'll protect your family.
10:42Then, do it properly.
10:48You're amazing.
10:51What?
10:52Your family was amazing.
10:55I'm sorry.
10:56I got excited when the music started.
10:58What's amazing?
10:59I'm single.
11:03I became a member of a fake family.
11:06You're amazing.
11:09This is also Paohara.
11:10You're ignorant.
11:14Thank you for your performance.
11:17I wanted to see more.
11:18Right?
11:20I wanted to see more.
11:22I was curious about the continuation.
11:24It's already over.
11:26I didn't need Tom Brown.
11:32Is this the first time in 2020?
11:35I think it's the first time.
11:38Do you remember the claim of saving the earth?
11:46Daijizen did a manzai.
11:49Then, Onishi Lion.
11:51Then, Yutti.
11:53At the end, we did a unit performance.
11:56Daijizen did a manzai.
11:59It was funny.
12:00Then, Onishi Lion did a manzai.
12:04It was funny.
12:06Then, Yutti did a manzai.
12:11Everyone wanted Wakachiko.
12:16If we had done something right,
12:20we wouldn't have been called Wakachiko.
12:23It was a strange atmosphere.
12:26Please pay attention to the order.
12:32We'll be nice to you.
12:36Really?
12:37Please come.
12:38If I complain, I'll be a VIP.
12:41I don't want to come because I'm afraid.
12:45Please call me normally.
12:48Time Machine No.3
12:55Don't stop the entertainment world.
12:58I'm here.
12:59What is it?
13:01It's a crescent moon.
13:03The correct answer is Chuy.
13:08Time Machine No.3
13:10This is the 25th episode.
13:13The history of Chaplin is with these two people.
13:16The show they are going to send is
13:18Time Machine No.3
13:21Time Machine No.3
13:29Nice to meet you.
13:31Nice to meet you.
13:34I'm Time Machine No.3.
13:36Nice to meet you.
13:37Thank you for coming.
13:38We'll be 46 this year.
13:40I'm single.
13:42I have a married child.
13:44How long have you been married?
13:46I got married in 2016.
13:50It's been a while.
13:51You ate something.
13:53You ate something like curry.
13:56It's been about 10 years.
13:58You have a child.
14:00It's good.
14:02I'm moved by the birth.
14:04I want to meet you someday.
14:07You said you were moved.
14:08It's a little early.
14:10The order is different.
14:12It's the first thing before the birth.
14:15Isn't it too detailed?
14:17Is it medically detailed?
14:19There are various procedures.
14:21When I watch the birth scene in the documentary at night,
14:23I feel something.
14:25I'm a stranger, but I remember it.
14:27I still remember it.
14:30Are you Yamamoto?
14:33Did you notice it now?
14:35Who do you think I was doing manzai with?
14:37It's Yamamoto.
14:38I thought I was doing manzai with someone else.
14:39It's Yamamoto.
14:40Everyone knows that.
14:41I was surprised.
14:42I didn't notice it.
14:43I think I said too much.
14:44I'm sorry.
14:45It was a bit of an arrogant statement.
14:46I'm sorry.
14:47I like children.
14:49Do you like children?
14:50I like children.
14:51I've never heard of it.
14:52You can do anything if you have children.
14:53If you say that, I can eat anything with flour.
14:56What are you talking about?
14:58I like children more than food.
15:00I like C more than food in London.
15:01You've been eating all the time.
15:03What do you think?
15:04Which do you like more, C or London?
15:05I don't care.
15:06You said it.
15:07I think it's London.
15:09You like Summerland.
15:10It's not what I thought.
15:12It's not what I thought.
15:13It's fun there.
15:14Summerland is C in a way.
15:19Yamamoto.
15:20You don't have to call me.
15:21Take a shower first.
15:22What's going on?
15:24Why did you let me take a shower?
15:26I see.
15:27You like children.
15:28I like children.
15:29Which one do you want?
15:30A girl.
15:31She's cute.
15:32A girl.
15:33I think you should stop.
15:34Why?
15:35There are many things to worry about girls.
15:36That's right.
15:37You may bring a strange man.
15:39I'm worried if you come back late.
15:41I'm worried.
15:42After all, girls die in the end.
15:45Everyone dies.
15:46Everyone dies.
15:47You'll probably die first.
15:49Why did you bring so many?
15:51I brought this.
15:52What's this?
15:53This is a waist punch.
15:54What kind of deception is this?
15:55Why did you bring this?
15:57It's a waist punch.
15:58I think a boy is good.
16:00I'm a boy.
16:01I see.
16:02I have a dream.
16:03In the future, I want to teach baseball.
16:05I want to be a professional baseball player.
16:06You have a strong gene.
16:07A fat child will definitely be born.
16:09You have a strong gene.
16:10You can't be a baseball player.
16:12Cool.
16:14What did you say?
16:15Say something cool.
16:17You're going to make me do it all the time.
16:19I think a boy is good.
16:20For example, if you are a girl, you will be over 20 years old.
16:23You will learn how to drink alcohol.
16:25You will have more worries.
16:27You're already 20 years old.
16:29No.
16:30You're still 20 years old.
16:32What did you do when you were 20 years old?
16:34I was preparing to be 21 years old.
16:36How did you spend your time?
16:37I was preparing to grow up.
16:39What did you do when you were 20 years old?
16:40I went out at night and came back in the morning.
16:42I did this every day.
16:43I went out at night and came back in the morning.
16:44You were a fisherman.
16:45I didn't go fishing.
16:47I drank a lot of alcohol.
16:49You drank a lot of alcohol.
16:50I drank a lot of alcohol.
16:51You're a fisherman!
16:53Shush!
16:54I drank a lot of alcohol.
16:55I drank a lot of alcohol.
16:56You're a fisherman!
16:57You're a fisherman!
17:00It's all right.
17:01You have to care about your finances.
17:03Do you remember when a girl drinks?
17:05At night, he works in town.
17:07Yes.
17:08What is the name of the alcohol factory?
17:10Sagojo
17:11It's Kabajo.
17:12It's Kappajo.
17:13It's Sakojo.
17:14It's Kabajo.
17:15It's Kappajo.
17:16Sagojo
17:17It's a liquor company.
17:18He drinks and uses it.
17:20That's right.
17:21And where is the cup that's drinking?
17:23Kizakura!
17:24Ah, I see.
17:25There is a number!
17:26Kizakura is here.
17:27What are you going to do when your daughter becomes a Sago castle?
17:29Kabajou, right?
17:30That's enough of that!
17:31What are you going to do when your daughter becomes Sago castle?
17:34What are you going to do when my daughter becomes Sago castle?
17:36Then you two go to Tenjiku!
17:37Get a good silhouette and come back with a great feeling!
17:39Why am I Son Goku?
17:41It's a first-time meeting!
17:42That's enough.
17:43Thank you very much!
17:45How was it Haruka-san?
17:47It was really wonderful.
17:49There were so many ideas.
17:52Thank you for the new ideas every time.
17:55I've been on the show 25 times,
17:57so I'll say it properly, but I don't have any ideas anymore.
17:59Make a new one!
18:01I'll be on the show 25 times.
18:02Yamamoto-san, you said you had something to say to us.
18:05That's right.
18:06I said it at the beginning of the show,
18:08but I'm 46 years old this year and I'm single.
18:11I was wondering what I could do.
18:15That's impossible.
18:16Why?
18:17Sachida-san!
18:18You can't say that during the show!
18:21You can't!
18:22I was wondering what I could do,
18:25and what I couldn't do because I wasn't good enough.
18:29That's true.
18:30Uchimura-san hasn't said anything yet!
18:33Uchimura-san!
18:34Show me more of your interest!
18:36So, Yamamoto-san,
18:38your personality,
18:40your true self,
18:43it's kind of cloudy, isn't it?
18:45That's a bad thing to say!
18:47That's a simple thing to say.
18:49Your juniors don't like you, do they?
18:52Don't bring up things you don't know!
18:54They haven't found out yet.
18:56After you clear your mind,
18:57you should get plastic surgery.
19:00You should change your face.
19:02You should change your hairstyle and fashion.
19:04I'm not there anymore!
19:06And you should quit the show business.
19:08I'm still here!
19:10I'll keep being single!
19:12Next time, it's the second half of the Chaplin Awards!
19:16From the super popular Akate,
19:21to the expected Gaga,
19:26and more!
19:27We have an important announcement!
19:30Really?