Gogglebox - Season 25 Episode 6
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00:00There's an old country custom that if you throw a bit of apple peel onto the ground
00:04The letter that it spells out will be the first letter of your sweetheart, Mary
00:10That's ridiculous. How could I put peel? Oh you stupid man?
00:15s
00:16s I
00:18Shirley, oh don't be saying Shirley. It is not
00:23You don't know anyone called Shirley anyway, Shirley petition
00:30Oh, that's me. YOLO
00:32Always get one don't you?
00:34That's my weekend ruined. I've got Lion King tickets
00:38Right. I'm not watching anymore. Who shot him him. Yoo-hoo. Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh
00:45I like you already as a bomb was it?
00:52Bleeding
00:53I'm getting old go see well what exciting times we live in
00:57In the week Trump gave Putin a buzz we enjoyed lots of great telly
01:04There were temptations at every turn on Channel 4 the price you want to press the press
01:12Well
01:14That's daylight robbery the only thing I've ever overspent on and I think it really millets in London said no bloody jacket
01:21That's like that fleece
01:24Spencer's didn't he won't work 30 quid. I know you still got it now. It's about 20 year old that place, correct
01:30I'm not being funny. I'm gonna get me money's worth
01:33We were trying not to laugh on prime video
01:41Joe Wilkinson, is that the keep fit man? No, no
01:46On a bad day, is it?
01:49Oh
01:51Yeah, your weeks, oh, yeah forgot sorry Joe he's had a dad life
01:57Bradley Walsh was poking around the pyramids on sky history
02:01The Great Pyramid is the only surviving wonder of the ancient world
02:07For more than four millennia. It was the tallest structure on earth
02:11I mean is impressive but I feel like I can just appreciate it from a picture because it is just a pile of rocks
02:18Do you not think it would be a profound experience to stand in front of the pyramids?
02:22One of the oldest things like in the world created by the ancient human civilizations
02:29I'd like all the industrial
02:31Revolution, I'd like to like get one of them pictures where you hold in the top of it after that. I won't be that asked
02:37Oh
02:44In Manchester, you know, it's like you know, I'm trying to tell you at night
02:48I'll go out and make a bit of a noise near the door like a cat
02:52And if she's in the right mood for it, she she falls for it. So see what happens now. Stay there. Hey there girl
02:58Good girl, Tilly the Malone's so just go see what's in the garden
03:03See if there's any
03:05CAT out there. Yeah, I can't spell just in case. All right
03:20On Tuesday night a game show host turned boffin on Sky History
03:25I can't imagine anybody knowing less about Egyptology than Bradley Walsh. What page?
03:31At least it's doing something different than the bastard chase. Yeah, I've had a fascination
03:36With Egypt and the pyramids for a very very long time
03:41Who built those pyramids it certainly wasn't the ancient Egyptians four and a half thousand years ago
03:47What well, it certainly was a lot of people think it was alien. I think it was a
03:52Think that's got some legs to it. I do. Well actually 5,000 years ago. Wasn't it? Just Adam and Eve Oh
03:59No, it's when they come about
04:06I've been down the Nile seven times. I've been ill every bastard time
04:10Yeah, but I'll tell you once he wants to go get him in should do you think we should go down the Nile?
04:14Are you trying to kill me off on his first ever trip to Egypt?
04:20Bradley wants to crack the Great Pyramids cosmic code. You know, this has been scratching his brain for years
04:26first time he's been
04:29All right now then
04:31This is it. Bradley looks great, doesn't he? Indiana Jones eat your heart out. I'm surprised. You know who Indiana Jones is. I don't
04:40Are you Meredith? I am Meredith. Hello Meredith. My name's Brad. Oh Brad. Oh, he's Brad. Well, he's got his hat on
04:47Meredith Brand is one of the world's leading professors of Egyptology
04:52Come on Meredith sort him out. All right
04:55Hold on to your heart Meredith because Bradley's gonna explain it all to you love if you take the finished height of the pyramid
05:03Uh-huh, right? Yes and times it by
05:0743,200. Uh-huh. Yeah, but why would you times it by?
05:1343,200 that gives you the polar radius of the earth and
05:17What's the polar radius? Yeah, does he know that as well, which is
05:2199.7 percent accuracy. How would they even know the polar radius of the earth? That's more accurate than
05:28hormonal contraception
05:29How many seconds are there in an equinox? I don't know
05:3443,200 no
05:35What is with this number?
05:37Isn't it one of the signs of when somebody's having a breakdown they keep looking at number plates and seeing
05:44Coincidences in the number plates. They're driving behind three. Yeah, and what did he say?
05:5043,200 don't you think that's significant Mary?
05:5543 Whitmore Road is where my grandmother lived
05:59Is the Great Pyramid a burial chamber? No, it isn't. I think it's a power plant. Oh
06:07Bradley what the fuck will someone put the pyramid back in place?
06:11The Grand Gallery and the Kings and Queens chambers are built and made of rose granite very high
06:18Concentration of quartz. We've got quartz and our work tops
06:22The rose granite of the wall start to move more and more quartz positive negative Bridget electrical current. Oh my god
06:31I mean, what do they do with the electricity that's wait and see all of a sudden now
06:36We've got this massive power plant happening. Oh, I see it is for this for the aliens Jane
06:41Sending messages back and forth to other planets
06:48I
06:54Know what it is just I can't get my head around it to test his theories
06:59Meredith has arranged exclusive access for Bradley to the inside of the Great Pyramid
07:05What's buddy looking for like a big switch? Yeah, if there was that much electricity they could have put few lights there
07:11Yeah, yeah. Oh, I know what this is. I
07:15Know where I am. Where are you? We're inside the pyramid
07:19I'm in the Grand Gallery. You are he's obviously done his research, but isn't he? Is this rose granite in here as well?
07:25No, this is all I'm still
07:32That's debunked his theory this was supposed to be negative
07:37Positive quartz with a roof to complete an electrical circuit. I've researched it
07:42I come here and Meredith goes. Nope. Nope. No, and it's still going on telling the Egyptologist a professor of
07:51Egyptologist and he's still going on about his crazy fucking ideas. You're a bit like that late
07:58My grandmother was one of the first tourists to go into Tutankhamen's tomb
08:03She went on a Nile cruise and they've just discovered the tomb
08:07She went in she went right down into it, but that would have brought her bad luck
08:13Yes, it didn't bring her luck not because she got a hole-in-one at Trenton Golf Club the following year
08:19And she had to buy the whole club a round of drinks
08:24In Leeds how stunning or our dinner at the carver yesterday stunning
08:30I can't believe that it was the first time that you've had a and me and that are on first name terms with the guy
08:35That cooks it. Well, I know
08:37Sister's Ellie and dizzy. I'm surprised not didn't kick off. You were flirting with him. Hi Dave. All right, Dave
08:45I'll have two meats, please Dave
08:47Got any cauliflower Dave
08:50Bye Dave. I
08:53Thought Jesus you know, she's after extra me
08:59On Monday, it was a retro American quiz show that got us thinking on ITV one. I want to watch this
09:06Gonna thrash you. That's it. I've been doing a bit of brain training at home me. So go on
09:11I did a jigsaw the other day, right?
09:14Difficult don't get me wrong took me a day. It actually said three to five years on the box
09:26What does jeopardy mean it's a bad start to quiz for me this really it's like when you jeopardize somebody
09:32like when
09:34Jeopardy, it's like oh, you're in badness. You jeopardize and something you're trying to do someone over
09:42Like why your words so hard to explain here is your host of jeopardy
09:50He's clever always isn't gonna be no it's not looking good
09:54Is that no if you've never seen the game before I promise you you'll pick up on the quirks and eccentricities of the game
10:00Oh, thank you. We're in good hands
10:02Yeah, I think it was jeopardy may give you the answer and you have to work out the question is today
10:07We welcome another three super brains turn it over Lee
10:12For God's sake why no, you're just watching this time to meet our seven
10:18categories and we start with
10:20Meaty men. Oh, that's all day for me meaty men. Oh
10:26Brands and ampersands
10:28I'm precious what gets on my nerves. You don't even all the fucking categories. Are you gonna know the friggin answers?
10:33That's like H and M M and S and ampersand is an unsigned. I'm not that fucking stupid
10:40I didn't know so Nikki if we can have a category and a cash amount, please
10:44Brands and ampersands for 75 pounds, please. I've I think got your brain ready. Well, let's see what the question is
10:50Then they opened their first DIY
10:52Supercenter store in a disused dance hall at Portswood Road, Southampton
10:58Being Q. Yeah being killed gotta be being Q B and Q Alexia and what is being Q?
11:04What is being Q is the correct response? Why this sign it off with what is that's how they are
11:10So what what is you know, what being Q is if you say what is being Q is an answer?
11:15It's a tough way of doing it. I can't meet you men for one two, five, please
11:18I'm sure you can get a lot of meeting men for one two, five this
11:21Chelsea FC legend won the 1998 FIFA World Cup and
11:262000 European Championship with France. He is now an actor. Oh, I know is it's a Vinnie Jones. Who is Eric?
11:35But where's what's the beat? I don't know why it's my head same Frank Leboeuf Adam. It's Frank Leboeuf. Frank Leboeuf is right
11:44Birth is French for beef as I'm sure you knew I didn't know the proof was beef in French
11:49No me but we don't speak French. So would we know still with you Alexia?
11:53Let's go brands and I'm Sansa one two five, right?
11:56We know what that is. Yes in 1941
11:59These chocolates were exclusively made for US Army soldiers rations because they were heat resistant and easy to transport
12:07M&Ms
12:09Yes
12:10What is a man names M and M's? Yes, Nicky. What's our M&Ms? Yes
12:16Why are they saying what I just say fucking M&Ms?
12:19No, cuz you have to you need to sit back you need to answer a question why what's matter I said
12:24What is M&Ms you didn't you said M&Ms? Oh, you don't gonna have me on a technical
12:32Hey, we're playing the game
12:34Meaty men for 75, please. I don't meet him and they're all going for me to men
12:38He must be good because this man was quite simply the father of rock and roll. Come on, Jenny. It's your era
12:44I know Johnny be good with Elvis Presley
12:47But he's not a meat Elvis Presley you see who is Chuck Berry Chuck Berry Chuck as in Chuck steak. Oh
12:56Who is Chuck Berry Chuck Berry no who actually yeah, no, I am actually asking who is
13:02Chuck Berry
13:11In black pool
13:13We're going through this phase at the moment that as soon as Eva touches anything
13:17Jimmy has to have it Pete and his little sister Sophie then two were literally like me and you
13:25Honey, it's not fair sometimes
13:27You know pages even on about giving either the bigger bedroom and I said to us that history is not repeating itself
13:34No way
13:37The oldest gets the bigger room the end, you know because I had the box room for 18 years
13:45Fucking joke if you ask me you didn't have the box room
13:48You just had the less superior bedroom to me also known as the smallest room
13:53No, the front bed you had a dual bed and I had to have bunk beds
13:58On Thursday night, there were a load of comedians not finding anything funny on prime video
14:04Oh Jenny, I love that top tickety-tick. Tell me the truth
14:09What a loop
14:11If you want to spill that tea on me to face me nice top won't be set you wearing this go put your hands up
14:18What a loop
14:21It's literally the best names in comedy altogether in the old days I used to make you laugh quite a lot
14:27I used to cry with laughter, but
14:30Not since I became bitter
14:32Yeah, you laughed then didn't you?
14:38Jimmy car and his love is his love alone makes me laugh. No, he gets me all the time. Yeah
14:45Oh
14:47Hello and welcome to last one laughing the show where ten comedians have to make each other laugh whilst trying not to laugh themselves
14:55Oh, I love that
14:57Cuz even if it's not funny, if you know, you can't laugh it's funny. Yeah. Yeah, so they'll all be doing funny things deadpan
15:04Yeah, not able to laugh. Yeah, I mean if this 10 can't make you laugh you are dead inside. That's your problem
15:10Yeah, I'm dead inside. You're not allowed to giggle
15:12You're not allowed to smile. Dad would be very good at this
15:16No, he would be all right to a point. We could make dad laugh. No, look at him. Are you gonna make that laugh?
15:21Yeah, look
15:23No, look, I think he's just genuinely disgusted in this though, innit? There you go. The game starts now
15:32Don't laugh try not to know what think grandma died. Oh my god. Shall we talk about something incredibly mundane?
15:40You'd be good at this I'd start talking about chickens that would really switch me off. Yeah. Oh
15:48My god, no Bob knows what he's doing sliding over to Rob because they want to win don't they said they are gonna try and
15:54Make other people laugh. Yeah
15:57Your kitchen Rob's already trying not to laugh you've got a kitchen island. I
16:05Think I need a moment
16:07I
16:15Yes
16:19You'd be useless
16:23Move move Bobby's a killer laughter man. Oh
16:28Oh
16:30Phone's ringing
16:32Hello
16:33Hi, could you ask Joe Wilkinson to play his Joker, please? Oh, no
16:37Oh God's the Joker Joe don't even need to make jokes. It's just the way
16:43Speaks and delivers things. It's just funny
16:55It looks like Jesus
16:58You may
17:00Noticed
17:02The I'm standing front of a large are in a lie
17:09Print out
17:14Yeah, we can all say that joke I'm holding my mouth trying to stop me laughing but man I just thought just small
17:23interlude a small briefing
17:25Ongoing the glasses. This is torture. Would you like the sound of the sea? Yes, please Bob
17:36He's a bugger Bob Mortimer in it, it's not funny it's not
17:41But it is funny. It's bizarre in it the Royal National Lifeboat Institution or
17:49the RNLI
17:51Oh
17:55There's a charity that provides though a 24-7 lifeboat search-and-rescue service around the coast
18:06Of the United Kingdom and the Republic of Ireland
18:21Look at Joe, that is a laugh. What else do your classes a laugh? He's bloody smoking his head off
18:33You make me laugh I know you make me sick
18:39When people are trying to be funny like a comedian
18:43I just can't laugh at them some reason cuz I know they're trying to do it
18:47I know they're trying to make you laugh, and I just don't find it funny and a lot of the time
18:52Some of the jokes are for grown-ups, and I don't understand them
18:59In sorry, I had my haircut this week Jane very nice and I went in it was a new chap
19:05I've not had him before he said how would you like it because they do that I said to him?
19:08Well, I had it cut last time and I took a photo because I was so happy with it
19:12So is it okay, so I showed him the photo you know I don't like that haircut Simon and his sister Jane
19:19I do like what he's done
19:21The weird bit was as I was watching him cut it more and more. I thought
19:25It's just turning into the same as his hair. I basically got my hairdresser's hair cut
19:32Maybe that's the only one he can do
19:35Like a special
19:37On Sunday night it was celebrities whipping up a storm in the big white tent on Channel 4
19:47I'm just getting my cake
19:50Bake-offs music is the most optimistic theme music ever you know yeah, it's a sort of music that you want to eat
19:56You can tell dad's fasting
19:59You
20:01See I could cheat if I went on bake-off I could take this for me
20:05They will lay you in with a little bugger. Well. How would they know?
20:09Well, it'd be a bit obvious walking in with the bloody box
20:13Well, no, I'd have it in my handbag good night. Nobody'd know they're not gonna search
20:21This week's stand-up to cancer bakers are if we got if we got
20:25Critically acclaimed stand-up comedian television presenter and podcast co-host Chris Ramsey
20:32self-proclaimed
20:33Comedian it's Chris Ramsey related to Gordon Ramsey
20:37No, no, no
20:40There'll be a few people with the surname Ramsey
20:42Yeah
20:42But not famous people Chrissy's wife and fellow co-host of their award-winning podcast author and television presenter Rosie Ramsey
20:50See they like working together, it's nice when you work together you won't raise weight together all your life
20:55Yeah, wait for me to them. I've worked with him. Yeah. Yeah, no, we can't fucking stand him
21:06Next to them. Oh, I don't know but I like a blazer. That's not true. Is it?
21:10Oh, and let's give a warm welcome to our new judge Caroline Walgrave
21:16New to
21:17Her she looks like she's been drafted in from Ofsted the judges would like you to make 12 scones scones or scones
21:25The big debate guns or scones. It's not a debate. It's just scones on your marks
21:31Yes, sir, bake right on the guy. Here we go. Kill him. Good morning, Chris. Hi
21:37Tell us all about your scones. What are you doing? So I am doing banana scones banana scones
21:42I've never had a banana scone before I am it sounds nice to be fair. They look dreadful. Thank you some help
21:48Oh, oh, do you do they look dreadful? Yes. Look at the shape of them
22:01So Rosie's doing all right, but Chris is you know, he's on the knife edge. You're struggling a bit struggling
22:05Look at the state of these compared to yours man. Why you got 160? Oh, he's had it too low
22:11Working on 190 for a bit. They need another five minutes now either she's helping or she's sabotage. Oh, yeah
22:17Get it up to 250
22:19Why am I helping you? Yeah, why are you helping him?
22:23We're a dynasty dynasty, I think she's had a bigger career than he has what goes first jam or cream jam jam
22:32choices
22:34Like I care
22:41Here
22:43Bakers your time
22:51Fisting the fucking stuff on I like the size or a good proportion
22:55I do like the look of them gonna have one then go and have one. I think you've got the flavor
22:59I think you've got the look. What does he think you haven't got the texture because you overworked that too much
23:05And that's why it's a little bit tough a
23:08bit tough
23:11So solid crew Mary well done
23:18It's like eating a clay pigeon she's waiting for Chrissy's results now, yeah, that's the perfect scum
23:26Yeah, nice one Chris
23:31That wasn't intentional are you talking to me?
23:35That is a beautifully proportioned
23:41Rosie's fucking livid look. She's like, sorry. What the eyebrows gone? Oh, there's so soft inside the bakes good
24:04All your right they are toughers
24:07Well, it can cook all the dinner same car
24:11You're obviously really good getting that Hollywood handshake. Yeah, give yourself a Hollywood handshake later cuz I'm not coming near you
24:18That's a horrible euphemism
24:29In leads guess what I've just done what bought four more chickens
24:35You know, I'm 10 chicken yes
24:38Sisters Ellie and Izzy this all escalated because when I took Ezra to gymnastics this morning
24:45I saw one of my chicken friends there cuz she's got a little boy same age as Ezra and I was telling her about my
24:50Silky I shouldn't take herself to bed on the night and shrimp. Maybe you should get her a friend then that were it
24:56How many hours later and I've ordered four more chickens? That's all it took that is all it took and next thing
25:02You're gonna have ten chickens. I'm gonna have ten chickens. You've got a poultry farm in your back garden
25:08On
25:10Sunday night channel 4 was testing the willpower of a brand new bunch of fortune seekers
25:17Tempting fortunes guys is back. Humans are always gonna be tempted. Look at Adam and Eve. They were tempted
25:22They were taken by the apple on the tree. They were tempted a
25:28There'd be no prize fund left with either of us with that we'd spend it all
25:33Starting with 300 grand in the prize pot. The 12 contestants had to embark on a trek through the jungle
25:40David let's look at this map, please because I need I need to know there's light at the end of this disgraceful tunnel
25:46Oh, she's struggling already. He's just busted started. I don't know what separation is
25:52I don't know if my body mind or soul can take it. I'm scared to touch anything
25:56Well, he man is not gonna like roughing it is she she's gonna be dipping into that prize pot
26:00Straightaway the first temptation will offer up to four of them a night in luxurious double beds
26:08It does look nice so don't say boats, it'll come at a price
26:151,200 pound per bed to be honest. I wouldn't be tempted by that. It's day one guys. I can see
26:23Yeah, I reckon Amani's gonna do that if this is their first night none of them should take that up
26:28I'm telling everyone right now. Just so that people are aware certain things. I will take if I want to
26:33Oh, no. Oh, I can see she's gonna be
26:38Popular in shape. I will do whatever I want to do. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it
26:43I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it
26:46I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it
26:50I will do whatever I want to do. So obviously people are gonna get upset, but that's their issue
26:54Oh, she's not a team player. I will do whatever I want to do not a team player
26:59So what she's managed to do there is even though she's not taking the temptation
27:03It's completely alienate herself from the group. What a good idea
27:07They won't tell you all piss everybody off on day one. Oh my gosh. This is such a
27:12disgraceful lifestyle
27:14She's so not made for this. I mean Amani's doing it for a body scrub over there
27:19I'll be so honest with you
27:24She's really rubbing Sam up the wrong way
27:27Don't tell me to fight him down. Don't tell me to fight him down where we go. We haven't even got to the first night
27:32They're arguing. Can we move on please darling? I will move on when I'm ready to move on
27:37They're all right now. I think what I'm always doing is losing me. Oh, yeah
27:42Losing the argument, but just because she's lost she's progressively becoming more irritating
27:50Oh
27:53Hello, she's awake, you know, what's gonna out there don't you? Oh, no
28:04Do you know what though if I were Amani I'd want to go get him one at bed
28:08Yeah, but it's a waste of money at five past two at morning
28:14No, she's
28:19No
28:26Amani and I soak pajamas. I've just spent one thousand two hundred pounds lying there
28:33After splashing more cash on air conditioning
28:38How nice would that be oh that'd be amazing one day imagine I just sit in there and lift the tits up
28:44How long she gonna go in there for?
28:47Woman oh
28:49My god five minutes another thousand pound. She's like fucking Viv Nichols. Just spend spend spend spend. Oh
28:58My god, look at this Imani and the group were faced with yet another temptation. Oh, it's got a fucking pool in it
29:07Bloody swimming pool. Oh god. She'll Amani. She'll do it away. She'll think she's in a fucking a beta
29:13Oh, this is gonna be bad news
29:15All right, I'm gonna talk numbers for you go on what's the price
29:222,000 per person
29:24Whoo, who's gonna give it to this? I would want to party with you because you're my camp best day
29:30Oh, she's creating an alumni. No, you're my camp best day
29:34You're my camp best day. Don't fall for it to mass. Okay guys time for me to treat myself. Oh
29:40Oh
29:43He's on the selfish bastard train as well now choo-choo
29:46Just to confirm are you guys helping us with camp or not?
29:49If we're paying for a temptation then no, we're not gonna come and graft if we're paying for a temptation
29:55We're not gonna come
29:57Is she doing any grafted? Well, technically it's not them paid for the temptation. It's
30:03Temptation Thomas and Imani disappointed me big time
30:10I'm talking about rubbing everybody's nose in it. They're 20 yards away
30:17Why would you go on a show that's about temptations and give out every fucking temptation
30:21What's going through your head? This is what I don't get. It's not even my money and I'm absolute fuming about Imani
30:29She's reminding me of them people that take the low offer on the chase. Oh, they're badgins
30:34Oh
30:40You're having a laugh, okay
30:43Like a bloody door stop. I forgot about it best friends Jenny and Lee don't put it on the plate. It'll break it
30:54I'm getting terrible at cooking
31:05I'll have jam on mine
31:09On Monday, there was more cozy sofa chat with Ben and Kat on ITV1. Happy St. Patrick's Day Soph
31:16It should actually change this morning to top of the morning
31:20Just for St. Patrick's Day. Definitely. Do you know this morning Ellie? I've done ten and a half thousand steps
31:26I've dropped the kids off ten minutes early to school and I've had my breakfast. Oh my god
31:31You're on a roll this morning. I know give me a Pride of Britain award
31:36You like that music do you mean
31:40That's the most interesting thing you've said in years now then despite having dreams of becoming a doctor when she was growing up our next
31:46Guest has taken a very different career path. I didn't have dreams of becoming a doctor
31:50I dreams of wanting to be a checkout lady at supermarket. Do you know I wanted to be when I were a kid a model
31:56Oh
31:5924 year old Letitia Jones makes five thousand pounds a week. Oh from selling her toenail clippings
32:06I would do a lot more for a thousand pounds
32:10Old bed sheets and even bottles of spit to strangers online strangers. I like the way they call them strangers not perverts
32:17Well, I'm not being funny. Who's laughing she sat there in five grams a week. Oh, yeah
32:22Probably more than they say exactly
32:24So like the first kind of inkling of like when it was locked down and like OnlyFans kind of came out on the rise
32:29Why is she working on OnlyFans? I don't know what that is. What are OnlyFans?
32:34What George does part-time OnlyFans is showing your bottom to people who pay where did the idea even come from?
32:42Someone must have sent her a message going. Oh, I like your photos
32:45But can I have some of your toenail clippings? Well in that it's got to be that voice
32:50That's how these people talk. Surely it didn't come from anyone else really like another person. It came from a customer
32:56You know, I got a request in off a customer, you know, and I won't say the customers name, you know for like
33:01Personal reasons, but it rhymes with Shen Beppard
33:05So they'd messaged me right and said like oh, this is like really weird
33:09But I'm just wondering if like you will sell me your spit or shower water shower
33:14We can do with the shower water. Like I don't want to know no
33:18It came from him and he was just like, oh well
33:20It's like a big like community of us who you like weird and odd stuff. Right send them my way. I'm cashing in
33:27You know, she's right. So there is a big community of us
33:30all's
33:31So the most expensive thing that I've sold is my spit for 1,500 pounds
33:39I can literally hear the cog going in your breath. How can I do this without?
33:45Showing my face. Yeah, you've bought in some things
33:55Oh my days these I imagine would be quite pricey. Yes, you don't even get a big portion. Do you really not really?
34:02It's like crisps nowadays into it off a bag. It's all there
34:06So that is 600 pounds for customers or you bought them 600 quid
34:11Hey, just let me go and get my clippers. Well, don't be getting your bloody clippers. I'm you know, I'm a man
34:17I'm fucking I love me own
34:18Everybody snatched in get your socks off
34:22I'll get the angle
34:36Wiltshire can I tell you a healthy version of KitKat?
34:40Yes
34:41one Scottish oat cake one square of
34:4585% dark chocolate and put it in your mouth with your eyes shut and it tastes like a healthy version of KitKat
34:52Giles and his wife Mary. It's good. I haven't told you is that I've just
34:57Melted the 85% chocolate into a mug of milk to make myself a hot chocolate
35:05That's despicable of you, is that what you're having now you bloody fool you don't need hot chocolate
35:11Why are you cosseting yourself?
35:14That's really annoying because I had a seasonal affective disorder. I thought it might knock it on the head
35:21This week we couldn't wait for the climax of Martin Compton and his dodgy downstairs neighbor drama on prime video
35:29Oh Nate the fear with Martin Compton. I like this talking in his real voice. Yes
35:34Jan is somebody we don't want living at you at your house. Well, I won't let him lick my vanilla slice
35:40Lee I'll tell you now I won't would you
35:45That Jan is ripping Martin and Rebecca's life into pieces
35:50He's rang the police now and said that they're abusing the children
35:54Rebecca's moved out
35:57shocking
35:58With Martin's life on the turn he popped downstairs for a face-to-face with neighbor from hell Jan
36:04I don't feel comfortable with where we are
36:08It's like your wife and kids aren't here because of me
36:12Statement isn't it? Oh shit. You've accused him of the worst thing. Of course. It's because of you. Yeah, it's your fault
36:18Why are you making this stuff up about us?
36:21I'm sorry. Are you saying everything I've accused you of is a lie? Yes. Yes, so I'll take it back
36:27Oh, that's no good. Well, it's a good start in it. Yeah, but once you said that Oh mud sticks, don't it?
36:32Yeah, write a statement saying it's all made up
36:36That's the starting point. I agree with that. Come on then. Yeah, but will he do it with a copy to us do that?
36:41Okay, do you think you understand Jan? Do you think Martin's got through to him? Is he actually gonna do it there?
36:48Lovely door. It's a nice door. Yeah a bit later and Jan's letter wasn't quite what Martin was expecting
36:55Martin Berwick tried to trick me into writing and signing a letter that would be tracked my previous statements
37:02Accusing him of sexually abusing his children. Oh
37:05Oh, he's a badger. Yes, he's a badger and it was over to his dad who had a drastic solution
37:18They got the guns
37:20No, don't do that. Don't do it Martin. You'll never ever get over it
37:24It's gonna be on your conscience do it mine. You don't want to do it Martin don't want to kill him
37:35His dad's gonna do it shit
37:40He's dressed like Rodney Trotter
37:48I don't answer the door, but you wouldn't open the door to it. But then again eat jack. Yeah. Well, no, yeah
38:01Always playing the old man routine take notice dad. Oh my god. Do not answer the door
38:11Oh my god, no, it's gonna do it you get some water
38:18He's in
38:20You made my son's life a misery. Oh shit. Shit. Oh look. Oh
38:28Oh my god, that was quick he's gonna turn and did it
38:35So I'm dead you look fucking dead he was dead as a doornail that was in cautious
38:41He didn't even ask him if he was young
38:43I
38:46Love Eric
38:48You have pled guilty to the murder of Jan Boyd by means of shooting him dead
38:52It's the sentencing for Martin's dad and Jan Boyd was someone who from a very young age and across the whole of his childhood
39:00Suffered the most appalling emotional physical and sexual abuse. Oh, do you know what? I feel awful now like I
39:07Do this is the backstory
39:10Anything when you keep talking?
39:12Let me just here's a judge and not judge minty. He was a tormented soul. Mr. Beric
39:20And a remorseful one a man who regretted his actions. I bet he feels shit now
39:26Why did the police also show services get involved then they should have known about him
39:30I set the punishment part of your sentence
39:33At 18 years reduced from 20 to reflect that early plea well ain't gonna make that easy
39:40He's not gonna do it for 18 years. That's a pretty hefty sentence for an old fella. Thank fuck
39:45He never shot him then Martin. I know
39:48Good job
39:57All right, that's anybody this week we talk about what happened. Yeah. Yeah, we can talk about it Martin. Yeah
40:03Hindsight's a wonderful thing probably a bit hasty, you know, probably could have just moved out instead
40:10But here we are anyway
40:12Make the best of a bad situation get me a Mars bar for the vending machine
40:19Why are you gonna ask how it happened he went in and shot him what does he mean how what happened
40:28Is this a flashback yeah
40:34Oh
40:39You made my son's life a misery oh, I meant Oh Martin was there he saw it
40:50Oh, no, no Martin did it
40:53Oh
41:03My god, what that's a twist. Yeah, that is a twist it was
41:10That was a turn up for the books I wasn't expecting that was you yeah Martin Compton's at his name. Yeah
41:18Do you know what I've got him down for what an
41:22autobiographical film of
41:24Zelensky. Oh, yeah, cuz he looks so like Zelensky. Yeah, he'll be here. He'll get the role not it
41:30Yes, and he'll make a fortune
41:34Indorum me mom can't pay for parking. Oh, no, it's all online. Isn't this from the app? She's in Newcastle
41:41So I'm having to do on my phone
41:43Mom
41:45Right, I'm going on the app now best friends. I'll be in Georgia. Wait there. I'm just gonna
41:59Say it is it needs to tell us she needs the app tell us she needs the app mom
42:07We get the parking tickets parking ticket then mom
42:13Oh
42:17This week I don't just invited us over again to share some more handy life hacks easy episode 2 with love Megan
42:26After oh, everybody's going crazy about this. I think I thought you'd get slated
42:30But there's some really good reviews about Megan doing this. Really? Yeah, I am surprised. I ain't seen him
42:36a
42:40Lot of blackberries
42:41They come in fast. Oh, she's picking blackberries. How wholesome she goes out picking their own berries. She might do you never know
42:48He does not go out picking their own berries. You don't know
42:54My friend Mindy's gonna come by and we both have kids her friend Mindy's coming over she's got another stressful day ahead
43:00Isn't she?
43:01And one of the things I love to do is get creative when I'm prepping fun activities for them like a garden tea party
43:07Oh, she's doing a garden tea party for the kids. So people just put me in front of an iPad
43:11No, I'm gonna fucking yogurt. I wish I could be more like Megan or when it came to hosting. Well, I can't be asked
43:21When are we actually just gonna see Megan like
43:23Jetwashing the patio or something like that running the Dyson rounds because they will have a Dyson. Yeah tax the car something like that
43:31Go farm of a five to tax the car. You're fucking feeling me
43:42She's out the office I love Minzy, okay, cool. I got to set early to make you a frittata
43:48Oh my god, she's made a frittata. What's a frittata? I don't know
43:52I have a family a husband who no matter what meal is put in front of them before he tastes it puts salt on
44:00Ah
44:01Harry likes the soul. It's a massive reveal that I can't believe that about Harry. So I try to under salt
44:07I love knowing that your husband likes it salty
44:11Saying you ain't dead that joke only works the other way around. Hey, what did you say that your husband likes it salty?
44:16What's you went perfect and make cute little sandwiches. I'm sure your kids would like these
44:21Yeah, because kids like anything I find kids size and a sweet shape
44:25We gonna say and watch Megan make a sandwich cute little sandwiches egg and cress
44:30Ham cheese, you won't believe this Elvis in the UK
44:34sausage in a roll
44:37Let's stay in the land of what kids love peanut butter jelly
44:41Cream cheese and sliced cucumbers. Would your kids do that? Oh the 80 years old these kids
44:46can imagine
44:48Serving a child and Scotland a cream cheese and cucumber sandwich
44:53I grew up with a lot of fast food and also a lot of TV trade dinners
44:59Here we go. We'll get in the reliable bit now
45:01She had a lot of TV dinners fast food and TV trade dinners
45:05That sounds like my childhood and my kids jack-in-the-box because my mom loved their tacos jack-in-the-box
45:11What's that? I don't think anyone in the world knows that Meghan Markle has eaten jack-in-the-box
45:17Funny too that you keep saying Meghan Markle, you know, I'm Sussex now
45:27If I were Mindy I'd say caught the fucking cameras I'm out of it you still fucking Mark
45:33And by the fucking way, your last name's Mountbatten Windsor. No
45:38Sussex I
45:39Think somebody needs a sandwich and a sit down
45:42I just want adults even at a kids party to have something like a great drink or something that still feels
45:49Charming to them. Do you know what the adults just want excess of what the kids are having?
45:53You're happy with a sausage roll and a handful of what's-its a couple of sandwiches
45:58Let's make a ladybug caprese on the Christine. Oh, do you want Christine II? What's that? No idea
46:04So these are gonna be our ladybugs too much tomato too thick
46:09That's gonna squirt everywhere when you bite that they'd have to think if Camilla was coming around, you know
46:13Would that be having a denture out? Yeah stick a bit of fixer dents in
46:27Join the goggle boxes and give in to irresistible temptation go on you deserve it fortune awaits
46:33stream the first two episodes now or watch Sunday and Monday at 9 and
46:37Thinking outside the box then converting the box into a cracking little en suite George Clark back Tuesday at 9
46:43Next up Maisie Adam and Grayson Perry on the last leg