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00:00You wanna try it?
00:00Yeah.
00:01Try it.
00:02Hey everybody, welcome back to the DM Land Show.
00:03This is your boy, Denny Love,
00:05taking over from my man, Kev.
00:07And listen, we finna get real nasty.
00:09What?
00:10What?
00:11Welcome back to the DM Land Show,
00:12this is your host, Kevin Lang,
00:12and today we're doing match the DMs to the person.
00:16We have a beautiful young lady here,
00:17and five guys, and one of those guys is dating her.
00:20And our job is to figure out who's dating her
00:22based on their DM history.
00:25In this here folder is a love story.
00:27Starting from the first DM they ever sent to each other,
00:30ranging all the way to seven years down the road.
00:34Arguments, turmoil, ups, down, cheating,
00:38lying, backstabbing.
00:40Damn.
00:41A bunch of stuff you wanna stay in for.
00:44This might get nasty.
00:45This will not get nasty.
00:49We got an amazing panel today, as always.
00:51Denny Love, Herman Rice, Aaron Branch,
00:53and our special guest, yo, we got Tana Nabil, dude!
00:58Hey!
01:01I feel like a Make-A-Wish child,
01:02I always do that, but like, I love this show.
01:05It feels good, doesn't it?
01:06I love this show, and I'm so excited.
01:08And as you guys can see, African Elmo is back with us.
01:13That's not my name.
01:14The clapping is crazy.
01:15We are running out of motherfuckers to cast,
01:17so please, there's a link in the description
01:19if you wanna be on the show, click it.
01:20We're running through the same motherfuckers.
01:22We know this bitch ain't dating her.
01:23Wait, we don't know that.
01:25We don't know anything about his personal life.
01:26And Loki, bro, had a glow-up, bro.
01:29He did.
01:29Oh, the hair!
01:31He been in the gym, too?
01:32He been in the gym, man,
01:33you really been taking care of yourself, bro.
01:34You wanna take him out to eat or something?
01:36I mean, well, it depends on if he's dating her or not.
01:41Aaron don't be beating none of the allegations.
01:42He don't.
01:43None at all.
01:44First round, we're gonna go off looks.
01:46I'm gonna read the first interaction they ever had.
01:49I wanna preface by saying this is on Twitter in 2017.
01:54He posted a snippet of himself playing the piano.
01:58She quote retweets it and says,
02:01either my sound is stripping or you played me.
02:04He responds, it's the second one.
02:06She goes, damn, I was really sitting here thinking
02:09my ringer was messed up or something.
02:11Is this DMs or this is openly just on Twitter?
02:13This is open on Twitter.
02:14Y'all crazy.
02:15Number four's laughing at that right now.
02:17Like, he would never say that.
02:18Like, he knows some bullshit.
02:20It's a snippet of me singing with the piano.
02:22But also, it sounds like she shot her shot at him first.
02:25Yes.
02:26So, who here looks like they played a piano?
02:28I think number two looks like Stevie No Wonder.
02:30You gotta chill.
02:32I think he be no wonder there's not a ribbon in the sky.
02:39I think four.
02:40Four looks like a musician.
02:42Like, he had some, he looked like he had some musical.
02:45I agree.
02:46Energy to him.
02:47And you said four had a reaction when I read it?
02:49Well, when you were reading this,
02:50four was laughing like I would never say that.
02:52So, it was like a bad reaction.
02:54Yeah.
02:54Like, this mother is a loser reaction.
02:56Yeah.
02:56Okay.
02:57Or maybe the reaction could be like,
02:59wow, that's crazy, they read my DMs.
03:01Yeah.
03:02And also, it was so long ago,
03:02maybe he's like, damn, I really said that.
03:04That's true, that's true, that's true.
03:06I think it's number three.
03:07You're going three?
03:08My gut is telling me number three.
03:09I don't know.
03:10Just off looks.
03:11Yeah, and they just, they give me like an energy.
03:13They give me like a, they've been.
03:14Well, it's not him.
03:15The real boy's like, yo, what the fuck?
03:16Number three look like he played a piano?
03:18Ten is like, three looks like they belong.
03:20They're soulmates.
03:21They look like they're pianists to you?
03:23Number three make beats.
03:24Yeah, number three make beats.
03:26But if you play the piano,
03:27the beats get a little bit better too.
03:28What is on your shirt, number three?
03:30Elmo.
03:31With music.
03:32With Timbs.
03:33With Timbs.
03:34Damn.
03:35I'm gonna go four.
03:35He looks like a musical person to me.
03:38Okay.
03:38Aaron?
03:39I'm gonna go number five.
03:40Five, why?
03:41I don't know.
03:42There's something about.
03:43So happy.
03:44I feel like when you're in a relationship,
03:45especially for as long as they've been
03:47in a relationship before,
03:48I feel like there starts to be certain mannerisms
03:50about each other.
03:52No, no, no.
03:53I just feel kind of like what you were saying,
03:53but I feel an energy between them a little bit.
03:54You're wrong, Aaron.
03:55Are we gonna break up the real couple?
03:56You was wrong.
03:57They're fighting on the bar right now.
03:58We just might.
04:00But Aaron, you also have to factor in,
04:01he is the only white passing male up there.
04:05She clearly has a type and it looks like melanated.
04:08Why is it clearly a type?
04:10We know nothing about this young lady.
04:12We know nothing.
04:13I said white passing.
04:14I'm not saying he's white.
04:15But I'm saying white passing.
04:16You're assuming she has a type.
04:17We don't know that yet.
04:18Look at them.
04:19They all melanated.
04:20What are you talking about?
04:22Okay, let's do this.
04:22Herb, what do you think?
04:23A number two.
04:24Two?
04:25That's Steve?
04:26You're stuck on that.
04:27You went, if you're the boyfriend,
04:29that's a horrible reaction.
04:30Bro's like, what the fuck?
04:31Why me?
04:32Well, it's because you just came in.
04:33Honestly, bro, when you were with your partner for so long,
04:36y'all start to look alike.
04:37I feel like y'all got the same.
04:39Bro, that's crazy.
04:40That's what they say.
04:40That's what they say.
04:41I feel like y'all got the same, like, nose.
04:43Like, you know what I'm saying?
04:44I don't know if that's how that works.
04:46I don't think that's how it works either, Herb.
04:47Sorry.
04:51All right, whatever.
04:52It's fine.
04:53I'm gonna go to the next round,
04:54which is the first message they ever sent to each other.
04:57And then we'll ask them some questions, okay?
04:59So she sent him a video of her also singing.
05:03Is that what happened?
05:03Okay.
05:04I uploaded it.
05:05You uploaded it.
05:06He goes, dang, did you come up with it yourself?
05:08Talking about the song.
05:09She goes, no, I got the idea from a girl's cover
05:12of the same mashup,
05:13but I kind of just rearranged everything and made it my own.
05:16And it was the product.
05:17He just did it.
05:18He goes, dang, I see you.
05:19You should definitely do more.
05:21She goes, I'm planning on it.
05:22Couple emojis.
05:24He goes, nice.
05:25I low-key wanted to make covers too.
05:27I might have to step up my voice though.
05:29She said, do it!
05:30He goes, all right, how about this?
05:31The next time you do a cover,
05:33I'll come swoop and help you
05:35and maybe I'll slip some vocals.
05:37That's smooth, man.
05:38She goes, I'm with it.
05:40Let him cook!
05:41Oh!
05:42Let him cook!
05:45Okay!
05:46That's a black man talking like that.
05:48That's a number five.
05:49Damn!
05:49That's a black man talking like that, bro.
05:51Y'all get sent to Uber driver home.
05:52It could be number five.
05:53You see what I'm saying though, man.
05:55He was nervous and then he got in his bag.
05:57But this is a black man, all of the lingo,
05:59the way he was talking.
06:00Or my boy, number three, he is from,
06:03he might be, he from the bank.
06:04Just ask him where he from.
06:05Well, let's do that.
06:06Let's do it out loud.
06:07Number one, what is your name?
06:08Where are you from?
06:09And let's do this.
06:10Who's your favorite musician?
06:11Ooh, that's good.
06:12My name is Favor.
06:13Like, can you do me a favor?
06:14I'm from Los Angeles, but I was born in Nigeria.
06:18And my favorite artist right now, Kendrick.
06:19But is someone who listens to Kendrick
06:22also playing the piano and singing?
06:24For sure.
06:24Yes, because Kendrick will rap over a flute.
06:26I feel like it's someone that's very eclectic
06:29in their musical.
06:30Very nostalgic.
06:31Number two, what is your name?
06:32Where are you from?
06:33Who's your favorite musician?
06:34My name is Jordan.
06:35I'm originally from Colorado.
06:36Moved to California when I was a baby.
06:38And my favorite musician is Tyler, the Creator.
06:40I feel like people who like Tyler, the Creator
06:41got swag like this, though.
06:43Yeah, that's facts.
06:44You know what I mean?
06:45Yeah, you know what it is.
06:45Nah, that could be.
06:47Nah, take it back now.
06:49Number three, what's your name?
06:50What do you do for a living?
06:51And who's your favorite musician?
06:52My name is Dylan.
06:53I am in school, last year of school.
06:55My favorite musician would be, let's say Blast.
06:59Ooh, that's fire.
07:00Blast?
07:01Who's that?
07:02Blast?
07:03Come on.
07:04Blast?
07:05You have no f***ing idea.
07:06Neither do I.
07:07Blast?
07:08I'm just waiting for like-
07:09I love Blast.
07:10Yeah, Blast.
07:11Just give me loyalty, cause love is overrated.
07:13Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:14Hey.
07:15Wait, what are you doing?
07:16I love me some Blast.
07:17That's disrespectful to LA, bro.
07:19What you mean?
07:19I'm literally like, I'm, number four.
07:22What is your name?
07:23What is your name?
07:24What do you do for a living?
07:25And who's your favorite musician?
07:26My name's Henry.
07:27I make apparel and model.
07:30It's him.
07:30And my favorite musician is Tame Impala.
07:33It's him, bro.
07:33See, he's an artistic guy, bro.
07:35I told you.
07:36But the guys who love Tame Impala always cheat on you.
07:39Oh.
07:40Oh.
07:40Oh.
07:41Oh.
07:42Oh.
07:43That's a bold statement.
07:45That's wild, man.
07:46You gonna manifest that for her?
07:47That's a, but it's seven years in,
07:49it may be already,
07:50how long have you been listening to Tame Impala for?
07:51Since 2014.
07:53Oh, you're.
07:53What type of music?
07:54Have you ever cheated on someone?
07:55Oh.
07:56Ah.
07:57Ah.
07:58Ah.
07:59He said ah.
07:59I'm like the golden David.
08:01Black men don't cheat.
08:02Hold on.
08:03Black men don't cheat.
08:04No, the fact that she called that is cold.
08:05No, I'm just hurt, dude.
08:07Like, come on.
08:08Who is this artist?
08:08What type of music he make?
08:09I've never heard of him.
08:10It's like alternative, like wavy, like rock.
08:14Like, he looks like a man that plays piano, bro.
08:16He does, bro.
08:17He does.
08:18He got a piano at his house right now.
08:19Yeah, he make music.
08:20But it's psychedelic, you can play the same thing.
08:21Nevermind.
08:22The same thing, yeah.
08:23That was fucking tragic.
08:24All right, number five.
08:25What is your name?
08:26What do you do for a living?
08:27And who's your favorite musician?
08:28I'm Matt.
08:29I mostly just act and play in bands.
08:32My favorite rock band is probably My Chemical Romance.
08:35Oh.
08:35I love My Chemical Romance.
08:37And she sent a little emoji.
08:38Wait, hon, what's My Chemical,
08:40what's one of their songs?
08:41I just love them.
08:42I'm so sorry.
08:44Like, some of that.
08:45What do you hurt until that's a song?
08:47Just love them.
08:48Yeah, sing one real fast.
08:49Yeah, sing it, hurt.
08:50Baby, I wanna see you.
08:53And then it kind of mixed up after that.
08:55He says, nope.
08:58Yo, Tana also made a good point.
08:59In her messages, she threw a rock star emoji.
09:02That's a really good catch.
09:03Right?
09:04And she chose the whitest one.
09:05The whitest one.
09:09When I tell you, Diddy.
09:11All right, let's do this.
09:12What is your name?
09:13What do you do for a living?
09:14And who's your favorite musician?
09:16Okay, my name is Raven.
09:17I'm a musician and I also work at a gelato shop.
09:21My favorite artist currently would probably be Mahalia.
09:25She work at a gelato shop?
09:27You just don't know what gelato is.
09:28That's not true.
09:29That's not true.
09:30That is not true.
09:31That is not true.
09:32Ask anyone and they know what gelato is.
09:33You have to expand your path on her.
09:36PR team is on the way.
09:37Number four looking like, what's wrong with this man?
09:39Well, he one of them.
09:40He probably know he be at gelato shop.
09:42It's like ice cream.
09:44It's like ice cream.
09:44What's the rest of it?
09:45You just know, you know of it.
09:49No, cause Herm grew up putting Kool-Aid on ice.
09:54That's called water.
09:56That's called ghetto lotto.
10:00We're moving on to the next round.
10:02This is the first two weeks.
10:03It's a conversation they had two weeks
10:05into them knowing each other.
10:06She DMs him and she says,
10:08you still have yet to sing to me.
10:10He says, nah, I don't sing in front of people.
10:13She goes, well, that's going to change smiley face.
10:16He goes, I'm telling y'all I'm not good.
10:19Off rip five is out.
10:20That is a, that is a black person.
10:22Call it like it is.
10:23And I've been cooking this whole time.
10:25She goes, hey, the deal was I make food
10:27and you sing for me.
10:28So no excuses.
10:30I don't like how she operates.
10:32They had a contract.
10:33He goes, ha ha funny.
10:34I can't pull.
10:36I'm not attractive enough.
10:37I don't drive.
10:38So I can't scoop you.
10:40So he's ugly.
10:40I'm broke.
10:41That's what we have so far.
10:42Wait, this is not her.
10:44No, but that's the best.
10:46Her name's ugly.
10:47I'm not kidding.
10:49When they don't have a headboard, it's the best.
10:51Wait.
10:52Oh, she nasty.
10:53Hold on.
10:54There's a lot to unpack.
10:55You're not talking all that.
10:56She know about this.
10:56There's a lot to unpack.
10:57Can I just say, that is a quote
10:58that I feel like will live on for generations.
11:00Headboard.
11:01Just so you know, but it's the funniest thing ever.
11:03You don't have a headboard?
11:04I don't have a headboard.
11:05You don't have a headboard?
11:06Wait, her name is.
11:08Well, her don't got a bed.
11:09Just so you know.
11:12I can drive illegally.
11:15What?
11:15Oh, I forgot they were like 12.
11:17Oh, I forgot about that.
11:18So I can scoop you.
11:19Then we can get food.
11:20No.
11:20Winky face.
11:21You don't have a license.
11:22It's number four.
11:23It's a black.
11:24Hold on.
11:25I'm sorry, bro.
11:26It's me too.
11:27I ain't got.
11:28He responds, I'm not.
11:29But when you drive though, that's the thing.
11:31He said that.
11:32Yeah, it's a black person, bro.
11:33Quick side note.
11:35That must suck.
11:36All the people I talked to
11:37when I was in my teenage years,
11:38none of those messages exist at all.
11:41All of these messages are saved on a platform.
11:43No, go off for you for keeping every receipt ever.
11:46That's so, that's iconic.
11:48This is what we do here.
11:49You can do that.
11:50You ate, you ate, you ate.
11:52I need to somehow to boost your self esteem.
11:54You can't, ugh, you're so cute.
11:56Shut up.
11:57Ugh, you're so hot when you say that.
12:00You're so extra, stop.
12:01You're extra hot.
12:03Oh my God.
12:0430 emojis.
12:05I'm getting confused as who's the man and who's the woman.
12:06Right.
12:07Me too.
12:08I need you.
12:09So many emojis.
12:10So this is two weeks in and they're just flirting heavy.
12:14Yeah, you can see who's like blushing and vibing.
12:16Oh really?
12:17Yeah.
12:17Like one in three just want to pay attention.
12:19Number four is an actor, bro.
12:20He's been doing that since he stepped on this floor.
12:22He's not an actor, bro.
12:24He has an apparel.
12:26Look at her.
12:26Look at her.
12:27Let's start with favor.
12:28What do you like about Raven?
12:32Her name?
12:33Bro, you don't know her, bro.
12:35He doesn't even know her.
12:37All right.
12:37Did you see that?
12:38Can I answer the question?
12:39I love her name.
12:40After seven years, I call it.
12:42Love her name.
12:44Love the gelato shop.
12:45Okay.
12:46He's just trying to get his paycheck
12:47and get out of it.
12:48What's the name of the gelato shop she works at?
12:49Oh, it's called, uh...
12:51Is it on your wrist or something?
12:52Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:53I like wrote it down.
12:54It's called Raven's Gelato.
12:55Okay, you're not even gonna try.
12:57That's the last time we talk to you today.
12:57He could be.
12:58But you know how they play.
12:59Jordan, what's your favorite thing about Raven?
13:02Her music taste.
13:03What's one of your favorite songs
13:05from the artists that she mentioned?
13:06Sober.
13:06He tapped in.
13:07Okay, Dylan, what's your favorite thing about Raven?
13:09Your hair.
13:10I really like your hair.
13:11She don't know her, bro.
13:12He just made that up just right there.
13:13He doesn't know her at all.
13:15He just looked at her and said that.
13:16He had to look at her.
13:16No, her smile, her smile, her smile.
13:18I don't even know your hair.
13:19Her smile.
13:19Hey, it's too late.
13:20Anything about her personality after seven years?
13:22You like?
13:23Light.
13:24Yeah, she's like super kind.
13:25Super sweet.
13:25Everything just super.
13:26She's just super person.
13:27Super.
13:28She's super.
13:29She's super person.
13:30And you're super wrong.
13:31Okay, Henry.
13:32That just changed everything for me.
13:33Watch him, bro.
13:34And that was your pick.
13:35You were wrong.
13:36Henry, you're new, you're new.
13:37Favorite thing about Raven?
13:39The way you look when you're contemplating.
13:42Cooked.
13:43Come on, bro.
13:44That's him, bro.
13:45That's him.
13:46Look at her hands in the fucking light.
13:46No, that sentence sounded like he was just
13:47pressing the randomized words.
13:50I think you guys wanted to.
13:52Aaron, why you looking like,
13:53that's a very specific thing to say.
13:55You guys wanted to be him so bad,
13:57but there was no emotion in her face when he said that.
14:00If that is her man,
14:01she's going to try and be the most neutral possible.
14:05If it's somebody that's not her man,
14:06she's going to react.
14:07She's playing the game.
14:08Matt, what's your favorite thing about Raven?
14:10Like everything.
14:11Just like the way we vibe.
14:12I don't know.
14:13You don't know her, bro.
14:14You don't know her.
14:15I don't know.
14:16That kind of sold me.
14:17The way we vibe?
14:17The way we vibe, you know?
14:20I want you to really look at what he's saying.
14:21You falling for some bullshit.
14:24You hear this?
14:25Raven, what's your favorite thing about your boyfriend?
14:27His, like how funny he is.
14:30And also his athleticism.
14:31Listen, only people out there that look athletic
14:34is one and four.
14:36No disrespect.
14:37Oh, three.
14:38Three look like a hooper.
14:39Three shoulders, kind of.
14:40No, he got a lamella ball body.
14:41He look like a hooper a little bit.
14:43Hey, look at that move.
14:44That is such a horrible move.
14:45Okay.
14:46Okay.
14:47That's such a bad move.
14:48I'll tell you what it takes out.
14:49It's five, really.
14:50It take out five.
14:51Five don't get me like, I fled.
14:53No.
14:54I jump to the gym like I'm athletic.
14:55No way.
14:56You don't know what pause.
14:57You don't know.
14:58See, that just made me worse for you, brother.
15:00That was crazy.
15:01I'm just saying, under the sweater, bro,
15:02he could be athletic.
15:02He got all baggy clothes on.
15:04That's like saying under the shirt,
15:05then he could be tall.
15:06Damn, Kevin, that was so good.
15:09That's so realistic.
15:11That was so good.
15:11So I'm just saying, like, hey.
15:13That was good.
15:14I don't like that you guys stop the moment
15:16when I make a good joke, like handing me a volleyball.
15:18They can't just laugh.
15:19It's just always gotta be a moment.
15:20I make a good joke, they're like, yeah, fantastic.
15:22No, it was good.
15:23That was good.
15:24And it's shocking, usually.
15:25I'm really proud of you.
15:27I'm really proud of you.
15:28I'm so glad.
15:29I can't even get a good joke in, bro.
15:31What's your biggest ick?
15:33Ooh.
15:33No.
15:36Let her cook.
15:37Let her cook.
15:38Let her cook.
15:39Let her cook.
15:40Wow, you got that in your notes, too.
15:41Man, look at my makeup all over this fake outfit.
15:44What's your biggest ick of Raven?
15:46She's a little petty sometimes.
15:48Cause some conflict, you know?
15:49Claustrophobic?
15:50It causes some conflict sometimes.
15:52What was y'all last petty?
15:53What was the last thing that you thought she was petty about?
15:56Just mad about me going out
15:57and giving me about it.
15:59What were you going out to do?
16:01Hold on a second.
16:01Ooh, she looks kind of pissed.
16:03Yeah.
16:04Can you spit that out, please?
16:06Oh, no, no, no, dude.
16:07All good.
16:08Let's go.
16:08I think we know what her biggest ick is.
16:13Henry, what's your biggest ick about Raven?
16:16Sometimes when you make plans,
16:18you just, you don't change your mind.
16:20So we have to go with the plan and there's no compromise.
16:24If it's not him, put this on his IMDB.
16:27This is the most genuine.
16:28He's so genuine.
16:30Or we asked him a question, he was already doing this.
16:32It doesn't make sense.
16:33But I'm saying he was the show.
16:35You have to say an ick about your girl.
16:37What are you talking about?
16:38That's not easy to do.
16:40Dylan, your biggest ick about Raven?
16:43You know, like when you brush your teeth
16:44and like it gets on the mirror?
16:46No, I don't know.
16:47No?
16:48When you brush your teeth and it gets on the mirror,
16:49you don't go check.
16:50It's like about GPT, random ick.
16:51Yeah.
16:52Like, I don't know.
16:53I always have to wipe it like all the time.
16:54So y'all live together?
16:56Yeah.
16:57Cap.
16:58Cap.
16:59Why is that cap?
17:00I do not.
17:01How's that cap?
17:02You've been with her seven years.
17:02And after seven years of ups and downs,
17:04you're over here like, man,
17:05that f*****g, when she brushes her teeth.
17:07Honestly, me as well though.
17:08I could see that.
17:09She's so perfect.
17:09That was the only thing.
17:11She's so perfect.
17:12I actually, well, you just lost me.
17:14What?
17:15I was with you until you said that.
17:17Jordan, what's your biggest ick towards her?
17:19She's a know-it-all.
17:22Oh, I would be fighting with my man so hard in the car.
17:25I could see that.
17:26I could see a long car ride home.
17:27Favor?
17:28I honestly hate your crystals.
17:30I don't see a point in it.
17:31We are in love.
17:32It's not him, Lord.
17:33He said she work at Raven's Gelato Shop.
17:36Right.
17:38You forgot you said that?
17:39I forgot the gelato shop, my bad.
17:41Also, if she was that into crystals,
17:43she would have had some type of crystal on somewhere.
17:46Hey, Raven, can you tell us your biggest ick about them?
17:48My biggest ick about each person.
17:50No, about your partner.
17:51Not your man.
17:52About your partner.
17:53Just your man.
17:54Just your man.
17:55Braids are wack.
17:57I think my biggest ick would be,
17:59not lack of communication,
18:01but being scared to be up front with people.
18:05If you want to leave a party,
18:06but you don't want to leave too fast,
18:08but I want to leave, and so do you.
18:10It's him.
18:11You know what I mean?
18:12It's him.
18:13She just reaffirmed what he just said.
18:15Their icks are.
18:16His ick was she don't want to compromise when we make plans.
18:20Her ick is that he don't want to just stick with the plan,
18:23and he don't speak on it.
18:25I just cooked y'all.
18:26Cooked.
18:27I don't think.
18:28Are we done?
18:29I'm not sold.
18:29Are we?
18:30Aaron, don't start with this.
18:31You don't need to be sold.
18:32I'm not sold.
18:33You don't need to be sold.
18:34It's almost too easy.
18:34He's been smiling, then stop smiling.
18:35Aaron.
18:36Oh my God.
18:37Herm.
18:38Herm, talk to him.
18:39What do you think?
18:40I'm gonna get him.
18:40Stop.
18:41You did this last time.
18:43Don't us up again.
18:44Stop bringing up my past, bro.
18:46Past?
18:46That was an hour ago.
18:47Literally.
18:48They don't know that at home.
18:49It was last week for them.
18:50It was an hour ago for us.
18:51I think it's number four, bro.
18:53So you're on four?
18:53What are you on right now?
18:54Man, right now I'm going number three.
18:57Number three?
18:57Why, man?
18:58Why?
18:59Don't even ask him why,
19:00because it doesn't matter.
19:01Because Aaron, did he not?
19:02He had the,
19:03because he's stressing me out.
19:04Penny, Penny.
19:05You gotta ask him why.
19:06No, he's like trying to explain calculus to a child.
19:09Don't waste your time.
19:10Remember when he was describing the things
19:12he liked about her, Aaron?
19:13Just remember it.
19:14I'm hearing it.
19:15You got all that head,
19:16and you don't be thinking.
19:17Oh.
19:18Ayo.
19:19Ayo.
19:20Ayo.
19:21Ayo.
19:21Don't ayo me.
19:23Ayo.
19:24It was crazy.
19:25Say that.
19:26Who you got so far?
19:27I think it's four or five.
19:29Four or five?
19:29Yeah.
19:30You see the fear outstriking now?
19:31No ayo me.
19:32I'm a grown ass man.
19:33That's right.
19:34You ain't gonna ayo me.
19:34You got four?
19:35It's actually Bruno Mars.
19:37You ain't gonna ayo me.
19:39Don't do that.
19:40This next round is year one, okay?
19:42We have two sets of messages.
19:44The first one is from the beginning of year one,
19:46two months in.
19:47The next one is at the end of year one, okay?
19:49She messages him saying,
19:51it's a festival dog.
19:53Dog.
19:54From baby to dog real quick.
19:55Dog.
19:56She wouldn't be talking to five.
19:57They could have been fighting though.
19:59The biggest and best festival ever created.
20:00It isn't just music.
20:01It's food, culture, art, vibes, and everything.
20:04He responds, sounds cool.
20:06I don't know about 500 cool.
20:08You're rich.
20:09That's why.
20:10Yeah, that's crazy.
20:11500.
20:12She responds, I personally think it's worth the money
20:14because it's literally the best experience
20:15I've ever experienced.
20:16And I'm not rich.
20:17I'm literally paying for this my own money.
20:19So I'm gonna be broke for a few months.
20:20He responds, dang, rich girl.
20:23She goes, stop, I'm not.
20:24He goes, rich girl.
20:26Oh.
20:27Bro, you gotta stop.
20:28Like you're just making her feel bad at this point.
20:30She thinks it's worth the money.
20:31He thinks it's too much.
20:32He doesn't want to pay for it.
20:33Right.
20:34Doesn't that sound like they're dynamic?
20:36A little bit.
20:36And he seems like a homebody
20:39and she's trying to get him out the house all the time.
20:42Y'all don't hear me.
20:42I hear it.
20:43We hear it, didn't he?
20:44This is the last piece, okay?
20:46This is the end of year one.
20:48He goes, I just reread our first year memory book
20:51and I realized how bad we are right now.
20:54And things are really going downhill.
20:57Oh, it's getting deep.
20:58I'd kick myself.
20:58No, we want you here.
21:01I cherished you so much in our first year.
21:04I thought I could lose you.
21:05Cause it was our first year.
21:06And now my ego has reached a point
21:08where I feel like I can never lose you, but I'm wrong.
21:11I could lose your heart,
21:13which I felt like I've been doing.
21:15And I'm so sorry.
21:16I don't know why I've been such a bad boyfriend.
21:19Our first year, we took so many selfies
21:21and it was apparent that we were happy.
21:23But now all I do is start arguments with you
21:26or I like to be petty to make you feel bad.
21:29And I'm sorry.
21:30I should treat you like it's our last day together
21:32every day.
21:33This is romantic.
21:34This is nice.
21:35This is very sweet.
21:36From now on, I will respect you and treat you.
21:39Dan starts crying.
21:41No, I'm about to cry.
21:42Dan is like, why can't they all be like this?
21:45Right.
21:45I received this message from like eight pieces.
21:49From now on, I will respect you and treat you
21:51how you deserve to be treated.
21:53And you're welcome to be with whoever
21:55and do whatever with anybody.
21:56Whoa.
21:59I don't control you and I will love you unconditionally
22:02like I should.
22:02I just hope you can forgive me and believe in us.
22:04Please.
22:05I love you so much.
22:06Hope we can be the best we can be.
22:08She responds.
22:09I will always believe in us.
22:11I made a promise.
22:12I never break my promises.
22:13My feelings for you have not changed.
22:16I know you deep down.
22:17I know who you are.
22:18These are just hard times.
22:20We're in this together, babe, till the end.
22:22He must got some money.
22:23Can we clap?
22:24I wanna clap.
22:25That was amazing.
22:26Growth.
22:28What was happening during this time period
22:32that led for you to send this message?
22:34Don't ask her.
22:35Let's ask them.
22:36No, he was asking.
22:37You one by one, tell us what happened.
22:38We were long distance, right?
22:40So I was over in UCS, what's this?
22:43No, that's not for you.
22:44That's our language.
22:45He ain't got you.
22:47You just keep talking.
22:48I was in Berkeley, she was in San Diego.
22:50Stuff kinda come out where it's just like,
22:52hey, you know what?
22:53I think I'm seeing you with these other people.
22:54Here's your posts.
22:55You know, who's this girl?
22:56And I was telling her like,
22:57hey, you know what?
22:58I'm seeing you with some posts.
22:59Who's this guy?
23:00But you know what?
23:01We like worked it out.
23:02We're here together.
23:03You know what?
23:04No, he's lying.
23:10Jordan, tell us what happened here.
23:11I'm not gonna lie.
23:12I was going through.
23:13Then don't lie.
23:15Wow.
23:16Yeah, I was going through a rough time.
23:17It's been a rough month.
23:18So I was kind of distant.
23:21I'm not gonna lie.
23:22And I wasn't really communicating.
23:24Spock, why are you laughing?
23:25Cause you know he lying too.
23:26You know when you're trying to hit the like,
23:28the character count on your essay.
23:33She's funny.
23:37Well, you know.
23:38And therefore, that's why I believe that she will reveal.
23:42But I really wanna hear what he's trying to say.
23:45No, but bottom line, I wasn't communicating.
23:46That's it.
23:47That's it.
23:48I was just.
23:49Hey, Eric.
23:50In conclusion.
23:57I don't even know what he said.
23:59I have no idea what he said.
23:59What was the story?
24:00I'm so sorry, Jordan.
24:01Go ahead.
24:02No, that's literally it.
24:03It's just.
24:04What was literally it?
24:05You didn't play anything.
24:06What happened?
24:07Dylan, what happened?
24:08So she went to the beach with one of her friends.
24:12She went to the beach with her friends.
24:14Hey, hear me out, hear me out.
24:15He had to set the scene.
24:17So she went to cook.
24:18Let me cook.
24:19So that was a lot of like, and she had fins,
24:21but then she wished that she had legs.
24:24Can you give us the plot to Little Mermaid?
24:27She had a friend.
24:28He was a crab.
24:32I heard the story before.
24:34I'm like, it sound good.
24:38Cause she really wanted to be part of my world.
24:41She wanted to be part of my world.
24:42Yeah, yeah, yeah.
24:43She wanted to control her world.
24:44She went to the beach with her friends.
24:48We're not gonna get through this.
24:51She's at the beach.
24:52She went to the beach with her friends.
24:53There was like three guys there, two girls,
24:56and they had taken a, take a picture together.
24:59And like, she was on one of the shoulders.
25:01She posted that to the story, to the IG.
25:03And she's on this guy's shoulders.
25:05Yeah.
25:05She did this, this woman.
25:07Yeah.
25:07Were the guys, she was with black or white?
25:10Two black guys.
25:11Oh no, he's lying.
25:12He's lying.
25:13He's making that up.
25:14It sounds like a Kevin Lang video.
25:16It does sound like a Kevin Lang video.
25:19My point is, if this was a pivotal moment
25:22in y'all relationship,
25:22where y'all were going to break up over this,
25:24you don't even remember who the guys were
25:26and what race they were?
25:27I ain't gonna lie to you, bro.
25:28If my girl was on top of somebody's shoulders,
25:30I'm knowing the shit in the background.
25:32Number four, what happened here?
25:33So it was the weekend that you went to Big Bear
25:38and then you went to Lake Tahoe.
25:40Oh, it's rough.
25:41And you went with the group.
25:41Things got spicy.
25:43It hurt my feelings and I had to express that
25:45and the rest just got a little complicated,
25:47but we worked it through and now we're here, so.
25:50I think it is him.
25:51Finally!
25:52Think about how specific he was.
25:54Who all was there at the lake?
25:55Chris, Andy, Reem, the old homies.
25:59Andy, what the fuck you doing?
26:00That's what you're supposed to do.
26:01Andy saying old homies.
26:02The old homies, but yeah.
26:03Did you think you were gonna lose her
26:05when you were texting them?
26:06Yeah, I thought it was the last hurrah
26:08and that's why I reached out
26:09and we had a whole talk, conversation,
26:13and the rest unfolded into what you're reading now.
26:15And you guys were dating right now, at this point?
26:17Yeah.
26:18How did you feel when she sent you that message back?
26:20It was empowering,
26:21cause it's like, oh, we can work through like this
26:24and get to the next level, so.
26:25He's so hot, look at him.
26:27If this ain't him, I'mma ride for you,
26:30cause I like this dude and I like,
26:33look at that, look how happy she is y'all.
26:35Bro, we gotta clip it if it's really not him, bro.
26:38I'm standing on it.
26:39It's you, bro.
26:40And if it's not, you should break up with one of them
26:43and holler at him.
26:44Oh my God, bro.
26:45If it's not him, like I'm walking out,
26:47nothing's set up, just out.
26:49Matt, let's see what you got, baby.
26:50It was just like a rough patch
26:52and it was kind of like a-
26:53I think that's enough.
26:54No, come on.
26:57We just had a little miscommunication
26:59about who she was with and what the vibe was.
27:01You call this a little miscommunication?
27:03Leading up to that, leading up to that.
27:04Stop looking at her like she gonna make up the story for you,
27:07it's you.
27:09He like, damn.
27:12Come on.
27:14I didn't know the guys
27:15and I didn't know what the vibe was,
27:16so I just felt like things were off
27:19and that needed to be communicated.
27:20Do you believe that a concert is worth $500?
27:23Yes.
27:24Damn it.
27:25Yes?
27:26Oh, actually no, yeah, we cooked you.
27:27He said no, and he said no.
27:29Yeah, that was it, damn.
27:30All right, this next round is a montage round.
27:32We're gonna go from years two all the way through five.
27:36It's a bunch of random messages.
27:38The first one is from year two.
27:39She says, two years ago today, bro.
27:42He responds, happy two years of knowing each other.
27:44When you posted this, I was like, aw, she don't like me.
27:47She thinks I'm ew.
27:49She responds, aw, I posted it because I liked you, stupid.
27:52Then year three, we now have her saved
27:54in the phone as wifey.
27:58She goes, I'm still in Chino, but I'm leaving right now.
28:01What's the plot?
28:02He goes, up to you, we just chilling.
28:04Are we going to your parents?
28:05So parents are now involved.
28:08That's wild.
28:09Favorite, what is your least favorite thing
28:12about Raven's parents?
28:13They don't like me.
28:14They don't like me at all.
28:15That's because they don't know you.
28:16Jordan, what is your least favorite thing
28:22about Raven's parents?
28:25They are a little uptight, but for good reasons.
28:28What are the good reasons?
28:30Hey, I'm like, can we get a reason too, please?
28:34I feel like they're trying to build me
28:36into the perfect man that she should be with,
28:38so that's why.
28:39It's not him.
28:40Even seven years in?
28:40Wait, why you say that, huh?
28:42Because he not that perfect man.
28:43No, and you just wouldn't say that.
28:44You wouldn't say that.
28:45That's what I'm saying.
28:46So that's why I don't think it's him.
28:48Okay, Dylan.
28:49Her dad's like a little intimidating.
28:50She always reassures me that he's really cool with me.
28:53I see it sometimes, every now and then.
28:55What about her mom?
28:55Her mom's cool with me.
28:56Dude, I don't know why part of me kind of believes
28:59him a little bit sometimes.
29:00After six years, the pop is going to give you
29:03a little bit of love.
29:04No, he's just saying her dad is quiet.
29:07It can feel intimidating.
29:09Henry?
29:10Her dad is stern, but he's a good guy, hard worker,
29:13and I didn't think he liked me at the start,
29:16but her mom has an eclectic taste
29:18because she was an artist when she was younger,
29:21so we have crossroads.
29:23So I think we get along in that sense,
29:25and that's built that relationship over time.
29:27Bro, if it's not you,
29:28you need to be in a movie each night, bro.
29:31He been told us he's into artistic endeavors
29:34and then bring in the mom who also is in it,
29:37and that's how they bonded.
29:39My fault, you know the easiest way,
29:40just don't agree with Aaron.
29:41And we won't.
29:43Thank you, I be saying that.
29:44I mean, I'm not so hugging him right now.
29:47I got some things to me, but see the way he's treating it.
29:50I'm just saying, if it is him.
29:52Excuse me, can you maybe?
29:56Hey, cut him out now.
29:57I need to, I need to, you're pissing me off, bro.
30:00I'm saying the evidence is definitely
30:02stacking up against me.
30:03I am more so right now on the side
30:06of probably saying it is number four,
30:08but if it is him, I'm pissed off.
30:10Yeah, okay, number five.
30:12What's your least favorite thing about Raven's parents?
30:14Just overall, I don't really feel all the time accepted.
30:17Like they kind of have this expectation of who I am.
30:21I don't know, it's just,
30:22the vibe is weird at dinner sometimes, so.
30:24The vibe is weird at dinner.
30:24Seven years in, the vibe is weird at dinner.
30:26No way, no way.
30:27I just wouldn't say that about my partner's parents,
30:30I don't think, even if I hated them,
30:31I would lie through my teeth.
30:33Especially on like a platform such as the Kevin Lang show.
30:36Yeah.
30:37Billions of views.
30:38Raven, how do your parents feel about your boyfriend?
30:40It took them a little while to be comfortable with him
30:42because I-
30:44Hold on, Matt, stop.
30:46No one believes anything.
30:47It's better now.
30:48Go ahead, Raven.
30:49Also, how does the gum feel?
30:50Because, ugh.
30:52Forgot the gum's in his pocket.
30:54He like Napoleon Dynamite with the tater tots.
30:58First, it took a little bit to warm up to him.
31:00Yes, it took them a little while to warm up to them
31:02because between me and my sister,
31:03I was the first one to bring like a guy home.
31:05They really love him.
31:06They treat him like family.
31:07We're gonna move on to the next round,
31:09the end of year five,
31:10where they had a massive argument.
31:13But instead of me reading it,
31:15I printed two versions.
31:16And we're gonna have you guys one by one
31:18read the arguments to each other
31:20and relive that moment
31:22so we can see who's really about it
31:24and who's making it up.
31:25And action.
31:27Bro, I've been patient, but seriously, what the fuck?
31:29I know, she's almost done.
31:30It takes two hours to sew a tiny asshole together.
31:33No, the shorts.
31:34And you haven't even bothered to say anything to me.
31:36You're just making me wait.
31:37You could have done this later, like we're sleeping over.
31:40I'm just talking with my grandma.
31:41Go, go, leave.
31:42It's nice.
31:43Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
31:45She was talking about somebody sewing something
31:47and he's in the clothes.
31:48Thank you!
31:50Apparel!
31:51Well, let's see who's sewing what.
31:53And action.
31:54We could have gotten food first, bro.
31:56You can go first.
31:57I don't rush when you're at your mom's.
31:59At least I tell you if it's gonna be a while.
32:00You haven't said a word to me.
32:02No.
32:03No, you don't.
32:03We just sit there and leave when you say so.
32:06He don't know how to read.
32:07That's a problem.
32:08No, dude.
32:09Ha ha ha ha.
32:09Great, great work.
32:10Don't call us, we'll call you.
32:12Ha ha ha ha ha.
32:13Really appreciate the message.
32:14Thank you so much.
32:15Ha ha ha ha ha.
32:17Go home.
32:18Don't even, take his mic.
32:20Go home, bro.
32:21Look at him trying to learn his lines.
32:23All right.
32:23Ha ha ha ha.
32:24Now this is a part where you got pretty upset, right?
32:27So really like, look at him, let him know.
32:31Okay.
32:31All right, go for it.
32:32I don't mind you want to talk to your grandma,
32:34but we could have done the sewing thing
32:35after everything else.
32:36I'm not gonna be at my mom's all night
32:38and don't turn this around on me.
32:39I didn't do wrong.
32:40I don't plan on what I'm gonna spend time with my grandma.
32:42I didn't plan with her.
32:43It would just be nice for you to
32:46have at least said something to me.
32:48Want to keep going?
32:49No, stop.
32:50Cause we know it's not you, but I don't know.
32:52What's your grandma?
32:53What's your grandma's name?
32:53It's Ty.
32:54Yeah, on.
32:55No.
32:56She's Ty.
32:57Okay, have a seat.
32:58He said his grandma Ty.
32:59He said it's Ty, you wrong.
33:00Oh.
33:01No, she's Ty.
33:02He's saying she's Ty.
33:03She have the cadence in which number four.
33:05That's the first time she's offended anybody.
33:08What'd she say?
33:09She corrected us.
33:10Hey, I believe in this so much.
33:11I almost wanted them to start from the beginning.
33:13He didn't even need to look at it.
33:15You see what I'm saying?
33:16The other dude was studying.
33:17And action.
33:17You're right, brother.
33:18Bro, I've been patient, but seriously, what the...
33:22I know, she's almost done.
33:23Hate him.
33:25You see the sigh?
33:26He did the sigh.
33:27He did do the sigh.
33:28You were doing the sigh.
33:29Yeah, I'm not gonna...
33:30It takes two hours to sew a tiny asshole together.
33:33No, the shorts.
33:35And you haven't even bothered to say anything to me.
33:37You're just making me wait.
33:38You could've done this later, like we're sleeping over.
33:40I'm talking with my grandma.
33:42This is how you talk.
33:43Keep going, keep going, keep going.
33:44This is literally how you talk.
33:45100%, same cadence.
33:46We could've gotten food first, bro.
33:47You can go first.
33:49I don't rush when you're at your mom's.
33:50At least I tell you if it's gonna be a while.
33:52You haven't even said a word to me.
33:54No, you don't.
33:55We just sit there and leave when you say so.
33:58That was his ick?
33:59That was his ick.
34:00You are sick.
34:01Oh, shit.
34:03Couldn't be quick.
34:03I could've watched that for another hour.
34:05Not only that, but he put in perspective
34:07how bad everybody else was.
34:09Yes, terrible.
34:10Because there was a moment I'm like,
34:11damn, this is stupid activity.
34:12But then when they started, I was like, not done real.
34:15If you hear both of their cadences,
34:17they both don't yell.
34:18It's a calm disagreement.
34:20And he also, I don't know if you could tell,
34:22he would look up before the text was over and finish it.
34:28And I mean this seriously.
34:29Do we even need to bring Matt down right now?
34:32I would like to see Matt.
34:33I'd like to see him.
34:34I would like to see Matt.
34:35All right, Matt, Matt, come on.
34:36All right, ready?
34:37And action.
34:38Bro, I've been patient, but seriously, what the fuck?
34:40I know.
34:41She's almost done.
34:42That's enough.
34:43I'm just reliving some trauma.
34:46Okay, okay, sorry, sorry.
34:47I know.
34:48Yeah, did you hear that?
34:49I know.
34:50My bad, my bad, my bad.
34:51He wants to keep going.
34:52Okay, go ahead.
34:53I don't want him to keep going.
34:54We could've done this later, like we're sleeping over.
34:56I'm talking with my grandma.
34:57Stop this.
35:00Stop this.
35:01Let's clear this up.
35:02Bring everybody up.
35:02Let's wrap it up.
35:03This is the last round.
35:05This is their canon event round.
35:08This is something that happened year seven.
35:10So this has happened this year.
35:11She texts him saying somebody got beef.
35:14He says, yep, I solved it.
35:17I found the person that did it.
35:18We are getting the police now.
35:20She says, what the hell?
35:22Who is it?
35:23And how did you figure it out?
35:24Give it a little more spirit.
35:25She said, who done it?
35:27There we go.
35:28He goes, the across door neighbor.
35:31Why would they do that?
35:33He says, not sure, but the police should be coming.
35:35I want you guys one by one to tell me what happened.
35:38Who should we start with though?
35:39I don't want to give somebody a lot of time to think.
35:42Start with the goddamn favor.
35:44All right, so on my ring camera, right?
35:46We saw one of the neighbors slash my tires.
35:49I drive a little Mustang.
35:50They don't know the sound, but you know, we caught him.
35:54You'd be way more pissed.
35:55Right.
35:56Who done it?
35:57No, your tires are slashed.
35:58You'd literally be living.
35:59Right.
36:00Right.
36:01That's a good point.
36:02You're right, you're right.
36:02I think you'd have been in jail.
36:03He just said, you're right.
36:05What?
36:06Come on, muscles.
36:07Did he just say, you're right?
36:08He literally said, you're right, you're right.
36:09And move on to the next one.
36:11He literally said, you're right.
36:12Hey, it's going to be real funny when I step up.
36:14It's going to be really funny, so.
36:15It's going to be real funny
36:16when this is your last episode.
36:18Oh my God.
36:19Oh, Kevin.
36:19Bring him back.
36:20We love you, Kevin.
36:22We can't bring back the same people.
36:24Yeah, no, no.
36:24We like you, but don't ever come back.
36:26I'm not.
36:26Tabor, Tabor, I love you.
36:28I'm serious.
36:29He said, you're right, sir.
36:30He literally said, you're right, you're right.
36:33Jordan, what happened?
36:34It was over a scratch car.
36:36My car was parked.
36:36He bumped into it.
36:37It was a-
36:38You called the police for that?
36:40Well, no.
36:42Rats!
36:44Rats!
36:44I was rooting for you!
36:46We were all rooting for you!
36:48We were all rooting for you!
36:50Dylan, what happened, man?
36:53So my stepbrother,
36:54he had parked his car on the side of the road.
36:55When they came back to the car,
36:55there was like a big old dent on the window
36:58and like the bottom of the door.
37:01There's like cameras on the car.
37:03They were trying to look back at the footage
37:04and see if like, where I hit it.
37:06And it was a rock.
37:07Dylan, can I ask you a question?
37:09How do you put a dent in a window?
37:11No, it's a part of the window.
37:14It's a window.
37:15No, no.
37:16How do you dent-
37:17It's a pillar, the pillar.
37:17A window with a rock.
37:19The pillar, the pillar.
37:20I didn't know that was possible.
37:22Henry, what happened?
37:24So it's when the dude was having the party at his house,
37:28a little kickback,
37:30and they had fireworks.
37:31They were getting a little too rowdy and they shot one
37:34and it went across the street
37:36and it landed in the yard and it caught,
37:38it was like the daffodil or the mulch
37:42started catching on fire.
37:44And then we had to call the police
37:46because he was like denying it.
37:49Unfortunately, it is just painfully obvious
37:52that it is him.
37:53All right, well, we're done.
37:54So that is the video.
37:55We are going to go ahead and guess.
37:58Matt, what happened?
37:59Come on, Robinslam.
38:00I was a little drunk myself.
38:02So my memory is a little hazy,
38:03but from what I remember,
38:04it was a very intense game of Pokemon we were having
38:07and I was getting very emotional and intense.
38:10You should have just stopped the one.
38:11The neighbor was assuming it was a domestic situation.
38:13I'm wrapping this up.
38:14Who you got?
38:15Four.
38:16Who you got?
38:17Come on.
38:18Who you got?
38:19Three.
38:19I'm getting around four.
38:22Four.
38:22Who you got?
38:24She's not sold.
38:25I'm gonna go four,
38:27but I also think it might be three.
38:29Yeah.
38:30What?
38:31I'm not mad at three.
38:32What?
38:33Why are y'all doing this?
38:34Come on, Kevin.
38:35Let's go, Kevin.
38:37Are y'all serious?
38:38Because number four has been doing that the entire time
38:41and it's making me mad.
38:42Aaron.
38:43Aaron, this is your moment to prove to the viewers
38:46that you ain't always wrong.
38:48The viewers already know that.
38:49You've been trying to push this narrative out.
38:51Y'all, you know what?
38:52Pick whoever you wanna pick.
38:53That's the game.
38:54I'll go with four.
38:55Please don't pick four.
38:56Let me be the only person to pick four.
38:58Everybody pick four.
38:59I don't know why you're going off right now.
39:00No, because my favorite white has deceived me.
39:03She said four.
39:04You was on my team and you let Aaron get in your head
39:07and he does that.
39:09Aaron is, he is a parasite.
39:12He might be in my eyes.
39:13Aaron is a parasite.
39:14He'll infect the way you think.
39:16They're wanting the same.
39:17Who you got?
39:18Four with a dash of three.
39:21I've never heard that before, but I'll take it.
39:25If it's not four, whoever it is,
39:27we'll be fighting four in a parking lot next week.
39:30I agree with that.
39:31Yes, yes.
39:32All right.
39:33We voted number four with a dash of number three.
39:36No, we didn't.
39:38I know you wanna choose me, bro.
39:40We voted number four
39:42and Tana added a little sprinkle of number three.
39:45Will the real boyfriend take a step forward?
39:50Bro, if we get cooked on this, stop.
39:56Get.
39:57He's been right the whole time.
40:00Get.
40:01Hey.
40:01Get some.
40:02Get some.
40:03I knew it.
40:04Get some.
40:05I knew it.
40:06Get some.
40:07No, get out of here.
40:07I'm gonna make you happy.
40:08Get some.
40:09Kevin.
40:10I told you to switch.
40:11I thought of it.
40:12I thought of it.
40:12I thought of it.
40:13I thought of it.
40:14We went wild.
40:15What did I say?
40:16I say sometimes we get too caught up.
40:19Sometimes we get too caught up.
40:21Air is always wrong.
40:22Air is always wrong.
40:24You need prison.
40:25I'm gonna be real.
40:26This one's on you, bro.
40:27It's on you.
40:28First of all, that's his girlfriend.
40:29Get away from her.
40:31That's one.
40:33Two, throughout the video,
40:35I kept having feeling like it was three
40:37and you kept taking me away from it.
40:38That's two.
40:39Do not try and hold.
40:40That's a lie.
40:41Three, we got to give it to Tana.
40:42She was the only one who gave.
40:45No, I'm saying she added the dash.
40:47She was the only one.
40:48Aaron folded as he always does.
40:50No, this knew the whole time.
40:54You know what, you're right.
40:55It's your fault.
40:56It's your fault.
40:57It's your fault.
40:58You folded.
40:59It's Aaron's fault.
41:00You folded.
41:01You folded.
41:02Aaron, you didn't convince me.
41:03Don't let him get away with that.
41:04You didn't work hard enough convincing us.
41:06Yo, this is the biggest bamboozle we've ever had.
41:09I don't with you, bro.
41:11Grab your girl and take a step forward.
41:13So everything you said was real today.
41:15Well, my name isn't Dylan.
41:16It's Artie.
41:19That's what threw me off.
41:20If I would've known your real name,
41:21you know what I'm saying?
41:22I would've got it.
41:28You got some balls, bro.
41:30You got some balls.
41:31So everything was real.
41:33Even when you were going through that long message,
41:35you said, and you said she was at the beach and all that.
41:38That was all real.
41:39But y'all was so stuck on four.
41:42I was like, damn.
41:42Don't worry about what we did.
41:44I'm retiring.
41:45No, you can't, Kevin.
41:46Yeah, that was crazy.
41:48It's my last video.
41:48Let's edit it different.
41:52Last question.
41:54Do you guys have fun today?
41:55So much fun.
41:59Can we do an alternate ending
42:00where you just get him stepping up
42:02and we could decide what we want to pick?
42:06All ending is crazy.
42:09The alternate ending is crazy.
42:11A director's cut.
42:12We got to do it again.
42:1350,000 likes and we will do this again.
42:15Cause I'm not, we got to get this right.
42:17You will bring her back.
42:18You're going to come back?
42:19Yes, I'm coming back.
42:20You're part of the crew now.
42:21This is my favorite thing I've ever done.
42:2250,000 likes.
42:23We'll do this stuff again.
42:24I love y'all.
42:26Drop a like.
42:27I'll see you next week on A Day's Work.
42:29Good night!
42:31Number four is going to prison.
42:40Henry, step forward.
42:42All right, now put your hands up.
42:45I'm f***ing you up.
42:46Don't do it.
42:47I'm f***ing you up.
42:48Keep doing it.
42:49Protect your face.
42:49Don't do it.
42:50Protect your face.
42:51Don't do it.
42:52Okay, okay.
42:53Don't do it.
42:54All right, all right.
42:54Don't do it.
42:55All right, all right.
42:56Let me do it.
42:57No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
42:58Let me do it.