テレビ千鳥 2025年3月20日 好きなエッチな絵を描いて欲しいんじゃ!!
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00:00It's started. We're shooting on TV.
00:03Hmm.
00:04I like the hand.
00:05What?
00:06The angle of the hand.
00:07What are you doing?
00:08It's good.
00:09I can't do this anymore.
00:12This is what I drew for the Kotatsu project.
00:14When Nobu drew this,
00:16I thought,
00:17wow, humans can do everything with this.
00:21So, for this project,
00:23I want you to draw your favorite erotic picture.
00:26What?
00:27Wow.
00:29I thought,
00:30the more people there are,
00:32the more erotic the picture will be.
00:34Oh, I see.
00:36So, the erotic sense will come out.
00:38Yes, yes.
00:39This is the first person.
00:41Oh.
00:42Ta-da.
00:43Oh.
00:44Mr. Cookie.
00:45First of all, you're good at drawing, right?
00:46Yes, yes, yes.
00:47You did a good job at Koopy.
00:48Yes.
00:49Oh, that was amazing.
00:51You drew a gentle Daigo.
00:52What do you think people who draw this will get?
00:56I've never heard of a person who talks like that.
00:58I've never heard of that.
00:59The erotic picture is flat.
01:03The person's true nature will be revealed by the picture he drew.
01:12Ebichi Darling
01:16This is Cookie's dressing room.
01:20Good morning.
01:21Good morning.
01:22Good morning.
01:23Mr. Cookie.
01:24Good morning.
01:25Good morning.
01:26Good morning.
01:27You're still stylish.
01:29Oh, please.
01:30Fashion check.
01:31No, no, no.
01:32Fashion check.
01:33Not fashion check.
01:34What did you get invited for today, Mr. Cookie?
01:37I got invited for the best song of the Showa era.
01:40Oh, that's good.
01:41I was happy that I could be on a show like this.
01:44Oh, I see.
01:45You haven't been invited much, have you?
01:46Well, no.
01:48I'm not the kind of person to be invited.
01:51Not yet, not yet.
01:52Not yet, not yet.
01:53I'm Ebichi Darling.
01:55Mr. Ebichi Darling is the only TV viewer I've ever invited.
02:00I'm going to add Kanpei and Magic.
02:03Could you write the kanji you like the most?
02:09The kanji I like the most?
02:12I'm not exaggerating.
02:14Oh, are you serious?
02:15I'm serious.
02:16That's true.
02:17I wonder what it is.
02:19I don't know.
02:21Please.
02:22Silver.
02:23Silver is better than gold.
02:26This is where you get the sense.
02:28The one that's not gold.
02:29Maybe silver is cool.
02:30The fact that it's included as a bonus.
02:33There are words you can use.
02:35To me?
02:36Yes.
02:37Which word do you like the most?
02:39Silver.
02:40Silver.
02:41There are a lot of things.
02:42It's cool.
02:43Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
02:44There are a lot of things you can use.
02:47I'm more comfortable with it than watching it on TV.
02:53It's big.
02:55Oh, it's big.
02:56What is this?
02:57What is this?
02:58What is this?
02:59No, no.
03:00What is this?
03:01I wanted to know.
03:02Is this a fortune-teller?
03:05Is this a fortune-teller?
03:06It's not a fortune-teller.
03:07It's fortune-telling.
03:08It's not a fortune-teller.
03:09What is this?
03:11Could you draw your favorite erotic picture?
03:20My favorite erotic picture?
03:22Yes.
03:23Can I draw that?
03:25Yes, of course.
03:27This is amazing.
03:29What?
03:30I asked you a few questions at first.
03:33Did that make sense?
03:34No.
03:35No?
03:36No.
03:37That doesn't make sense?
03:38It's really embarrassing.
03:41It's over in 7 seconds.
03:43Why did you do that?
03:45I'm embarrassed.
03:47You don't have to draw it on TV.
03:50It doesn't matter.
03:52I just wanted to draw erotic pictures.
03:58That's right.
04:00You can choose the color.
04:04I drew it.
04:06I see.
04:07This is my favorite erotic picture.
04:08Please draw it.
04:14Yes, yes, yes.
04:16A little bit of armpit hair.
04:18Yes, a little bit of armpit hair.
04:20It's a little bit of a shame.
04:22Yes, yes, yes.
04:24It's not good.
04:26You can't see armpit hair.
04:28This person is beautiful.
04:32You like humans.
04:34You have a good sense of humanity.
04:36That's right.
04:37What about black knees?
04:39Black knees are different.
04:41Black knees are...
04:43How do you say it? Black knees?
04:46Is there anyone with black knees?
04:48Black knees?
04:49Is there anyone with black knees?
04:51I see.
04:53What did you understand?
04:55What did you understand?
04:56What did you come here to do?
04:57Lastly, please tell us your motto.
05:00My motto?
05:02First of all, the main subject and...
05:04Unnecessary things.
05:06The main subject is unnecessary things.
05:08Unnecessary things are heavy.
05:10Unnecessary things are heavy as an actor.
05:12Just a little bit of talent.
05:14This is serious.
05:16The past is garbage.
05:18That's cool.
05:20I can't go back and fix it.
05:22It's the same as garbage.
05:24That's great.
05:26You can change the future, but you can't change the past.
05:28Thank you very much.
05:30Hey, you.
05:32Hey, Corona.
05:34The next target is...
05:36The next target is this.
05:38Yoshimura.
05:40He's from Haten-ko.
05:42He recently got married.
05:44I wonder if there was any change in his eroticism.
05:48What kind of erotic picture will the newly-married Haten-ko man draw?
05:52Good job.
05:54Good job.
05:56I see.
05:58How about sitting down?
06:00No, I can't sit down.
06:02It's going to start when I sit down.
06:04It's already started.
06:06It's a TV program.
06:08It's been a long time.
06:10You're like Momotaro.
06:12Momotaro?
06:18I don't want to watch this.
06:20I don't want to watch this.
06:22I don't want to watch this.
06:24It's not comedy today.
06:26It's not a big cut.
06:28What's your favorite food?
06:30My favorite food?
06:32Write it down.
06:34Write it down? What should I write?
06:36Your favorite food.
06:38I'll write yakiniku.
06:42Oh, yakiniku.
06:44What? What?
06:46It's too difficult.
06:48Please tell me.
06:50I'll do it as you say.
06:52This face is the most difficult.
06:54Nobu-san, you look like you're not wearing a mask.
06:56No, no, no.
06:58I'm not wearing a mask.
07:00I'm wearing a mask.
07:02I've never seen you like this.
07:04After you said yakiniku.
07:06Yakiniku.
07:10I thought it was like Yoshimura.
07:12Then.
07:14Please draw
07:16your favorite
07:18erotic picture
07:20of Yoshimura.
07:22This is the real problem.
07:24This is the real problem.
07:26The most erotic picture?
07:28You think so.
07:30No, no, no.
07:32It's dangerous.
07:34Seriously.
07:36Wait a minute.
07:38Did you draw it?
07:40No, I didn't draw it.
07:42It's not this.
07:44It's not this.
07:46He's drawing it.
07:48He's drawing it.
07:50I can't do it.
07:52He's a straight man.
07:54He's a straight man.
07:56I did it.
07:58I'm not good at drawing.
08:02This is
08:04the head.
08:06It's lying down.
08:08It's lying down.
08:10It's a woman.
08:12It's lying down.
08:14It's a middle skeleton.
08:16What is it?
08:18The first erotic manga.
08:22It's an erotic manga.
08:24It's an erotic manga.
08:26It's a matching manga.
08:28It's a matching manga.
08:30It's a matching manga.
08:32I can't see
08:34his face.
08:36His face is hidden.
08:38I don't have to pretend to be cool.
08:40I can show my favorite face.
08:42Let's do it.
08:44Wait a minute.
08:46Wait a minute.
08:48I don't know what he's drawing.
08:50It's not a can.
08:52It's not a can.
08:54The third one is
08:56this.
08:58It's a love.
09:00It's a love.
09:02It's a love.
09:04It's a love.
09:06It's a love.
09:08It's a love.
09:10It's a love.
09:12I didn't know that.
09:14I didn't know that.
09:16I can't imagine that.
09:22Please draw your favorite erotic picture.
09:24Please draw your favorite erotic picture.
09:26He enters the dressing room.
09:28He enters the dressing room.
09:30He's covered.
09:32I'm scared.
09:34Good morning.
09:36He's wet.
09:38He's wet.
09:40What will you talk about today?
09:42What will you talk about today?
09:44Best weather in Showa for me.
09:46Best weather in Showa for me.
09:48He looks amazing!
09:52He looks amazing.
09:54This program is for you.
09:56This program is for you.
09:58This program is for you.
10:00What is it?
10:02This program is for you.
10:04This program is for you.
10:06A program that can be thanked by the members of the team.
10:08Who is the person you respect the most in the history of Udai?
10:15Let me see...
10:17His looks...
10:19He is so chubby.
10:24He looks like he has double eyelids.
10:31Mr. Udai, do you freeze your dressing room like this?
10:37Are you dead?
10:40I wasn't aware of it at all.
10:43Who is the person you respect the most in the history of Udai?
10:49Mr. Osamu Setsuka.
10:51There are adult manga and children's manga.
10:57I think he has tried many things.
11:03What is your favorite manga?
11:06According to Adolphe...
11:09According to Adolphe...
11:14He was on the show, wasn't he?
11:19Mr. Udai...
11:22What is the word that makes you happy?
11:25I'm curious.
11:30What is the word that makes you happy?
11:33He is cute.
11:35He is unexpectedly cute.
11:38I've never thought that. I'm sorry.
11:41Are you kidding? I thought he was cute, too.
11:44He is strange and scary.
11:49You've never had a meal with him, have you?
11:52No, I haven't.
11:54He is cute as usual.
11:56I've never had a meal with these two.
11:58It's a reflection.
12:01It's like moving at high speed.
12:05May I ask you a question?
12:07Yes.
12:09What is Udai's favorite erotic picture?
12:16It's an erotic picture.
12:18What do you think?
12:20Actually, I like things that are quite direct.
12:26May I ask you to draw it freely?
12:29Please draw it.
12:31Really?
12:33Look at his face. It's getting erotic.
12:36He looks like an old man.
12:39It's getting erotic.
12:41I really want to see it.
12:43What do you think is erotic?
12:46There is something hidden.
12:48I've finished.
12:51What is the title of the picture?
12:54Come on.
12:56Come on?
12:58What does it mean?
13:00I don't know. Let's see.
13:02It's just as it is.
13:08It's wonderful.
13:12It's just as it is.
13:14Of course, it will be blurred.
13:18It's a well-known back posture.
13:20It's a woman's posture.
13:22I think there is a woman who likes to show off.
13:26She is showing off her body.
13:29She is showing off her body.
13:32As you can see, it's steaming.
13:37It's hot.
13:39It's like a rice ball.
13:42At first, I thought it was a god.
13:46It's like a foot.
13:48It's like a foot.
13:50It's amazing.
13:52A beautiful woman is showing off her body.
13:56But when it comes to such an act, she is so free.
14:00It doesn't have to be beautiful.
14:05Wait a minute.
14:08It doesn't have to be beautiful.
14:10He is talking about a legendary criminal.
14:13He is interviewing a legendary criminal.
14:16It doesn't have to be beautiful.
14:19Ideally, I want her to be dissatisfied.
14:27And...
14:30I want her to do whatever she wants.
14:38You don't have to love Udai.
14:41You don't have to love Udai.
14:47I'm sorry, but I don't watch TV.
14:51That's right.
14:53He finally said it.
14:56If possible, I want one more.
15:00That was a good one.
15:03Did you drink with her?
15:07My junior came later.
15:10I went with Udai's partner, Makio.
15:14He went with Makio.
15:17He is the last one in the entertainment world.
15:20He is the last one in the entertainment world.
15:30Can I go home now?
15:33Let's wait, Nobu.
15:35I wrote about five lines.
15:38Let's wait, Nobu.
15:40Five lines.
15:42This time is important.
15:44I'm sorry.
15:46I'm not in a hurry.
15:48The title is...
15:50That's it.
15:52I see.
15:54Mr. Udai, please.
16:00Straight.
16:02From the front to the back.
16:07Straight.
16:09It looks like this.
16:10You are wearing M-shaped sleeves.
16:14Aluminum.
16:16It's hidden.
16:18Sometimes rice balls are stored in aluminum.
16:25I feel that it is important.
16:29Aluminum is more important than wrapping.
16:32I feel like I'm keeping the temperature.
16:36Are you wearing a long-sleeved shirt?
16:40I'm wearing a long-sleeved shirt.
16:43This is the last one.
16:46Mr. Udai, please.
16:49I'm embarrassed to ask this person.
16:51You can say anything you like.
16:55I'd like to talk to Mr. Udai.
17:01I heard you.
17:03Please say anything you like.
17:06I know.
17:10When you pull out your hand.
17:13When you lie.
17:15Even if someone misunderstands you.
17:18Even if there is a strange rumor.
17:21I know everything.
17:24What a word.
17:27I think that's enough.
17:29Even if people don't understand.
17:31Hey.
17:33You are like a prisoner.
17:36He is like a prisoner.
17:41The last target is.
17:43Mr. Udai.
17:46Who is he?
17:48He is Mr. Udo.
17:50That's amazing.
17:52He called Mr. Udo.
17:59Mr. Udo.
18:06Hello, Mr. Udo.
18:09What are you doing?
18:11You were looking at the memo again, weren't you?
18:14You were looking at the memo again.
18:17Your T-shirt is special.
18:20The color of your T-shirt is different.
18:22The color of your T-shirt is different.
18:24What did you call me for today?
18:27I called you because I wanted to PR.
18:32Mr. Udo.
18:33I don't have this.
18:36It's dangerous.
18:38It's a shame.
18:40I would have died if I didn't have a sofa.
18:45I'm alive because I happened to have it.
18:48Can you write your favorite kanji?
18:52That's right.
18:57Can you write it?
18:59That's right.
19:03I don't know what to write.
19:09What?
19:11Are you doing it?
19:13What?
19:16Are you being bitten?
19:19That's fast.
19:21Do you have a favorite kanji?
19:24Please.
19:27Ten.
19:33Do you have a favorite kanji for Amano?
19:38That's right.
19:40Amano.
19:42That's amazing.
19:45I'm embarrassed to say this, but I don't have a favorite kanji.
19:49I don't have a favorite kanji.
19:51I'm scared.
19:53It's a big kanji.
19:59Mr. Udo.
20:00Mr. Udo.
20:02Please draw a picture that you like the most.
20:13I don't know what to draw.
20:16Please draw a picture that you like the most.
20:18I'm worried about this.
20:21It's faster than Udai.
20:24Udai is still like this.
20:27He's touching his forehead.
20:31He's touching his brain, not his head.
20:33He's touching his forehead.
20:40It's like when you're getting a powder massage.
20:49Is this it?
20:51That's right.
20:53Please draw a picture.
20:56This is it.
20:57It's a dramatic picture.
20:59I can't believe it's such a dramatic picture.
21:02It's a picture of him taking a shower.
21:06It's a picture of Udo taking a shower.
21:13It's a picture of Udo.
21:17It's a picture of Udo struggling to look at the water.
21:20It's a picture of a woman in a wet shower.
21:26I'm embarrassed to say this, but I don't have a favorite kanji for Amano.
21:28I'm so embarrassed that I feel like I'm being looked down on.
21:34By the way, how old are you?
21:37I'm 58 years old.
21:3958 years old?
21:41No, no, you can only go once.
21:43Can you come and go?
21:44But the picture just now,
21:46I just got it from the staff,
21:48It's proof that Udo-san was peeping in the bathroom.
21:53It's an arrest.
21:56I see.
21:57Arrest?
21:59First round.
22:01Yes.
22:02First round of arrest.
22:04I was arrested.
22:06Well, Udo-san is in a good mood.
22:09Ah!
22:10I see.
22:11I shouldn't have said that.
22:13Ah, I should have done this more.
22:15Where are you regretting?
22:16From the beginning to the end.
22:22Are you regretting everything today?
22:24I don't think there's anything to regret.
22:26This time too, I didn't do anything.
22:28That's dangerous.
22:29I'm glad there's nothing.
22:31I just happened to be alive.
22:35I want to teach you fencing.
22:37Second round.
22:38The main character is Yusuke, who broke Diane Tsuda.
22:42Hey!
22:43Fencing is my business!
22:45If you want to learn fencing, come and get it!
22:47No, no, no.
22:48Get out of the way!
22:49Ah!
22:50He ignored Gonel Tsuda and practiced.
22:53Ah!
22:54You're injured because you don't want to get hurt!
22:57The past broadcast will be broadcast on Terasa TV.
23:00Watch it!
23:03Udo-san, this is a knife.
23:04Ha!