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its not every day on wheel of cut where the boys get to select a demon new HB... and the cincinatti stud decided to go DUMMY in his debut. was it enough for a FAT w though??? find out here boys...

wow, you stud - thanks for clicking this video. quite simply, i cant help but notice how handsome you look right now - great job sport. keep up the nice work!

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00:00If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound?
00:12If in 2016 on a dark winter's night, I was driving down a deep country road, never assuming
00:17that someone would be running at such an ungodly hour, and I hit and ran a woman, later that
00:22next day I waited and waited for the cops to show up at my door, but there were no witnesses.
00:26She died in a coma, she passed away, they had a funeral.
00:29And I've lived with the guilt ever since, am I culpable?
00:32There are many great philosophies in the world, such as the two I just told you, but there's
00:36one philosophy that truly matters, and that is if Papa Meegs loses in the playoffs of
00:41Wheel of College, does he run it back and win a national championship ring?
00:45That is the tale of the Florida Gators, DJ Lagway, and this Wheel of College season.
00:51Welcome back gentlemen, we're at 94 overall.
00:54Our top five players are Shane Gillis, Brock Bowers, Caleb Downs, DJ Lagway, and Travis
00:59Hunter.
01:00Our running back is away Sean Parker, we've got Steve Smith, and fun enough, this is his
01:05debut.
01:06Last episode we had 92 Steve Smith, we got a touchdown with him, that earned us the 97
01:10Steve Smith.
01:11We've got a really, really solid offensive line, Zach Martin and Monheim could use some
01:14work but the rest of these guys are great.
01:16Brock Bowers is looking for a backup, but for now we've got a 99 overall tight end who
01:19carries our team.
01:20Teddero McMillan team hack is ridiculous.
01:23We need a fullback, still need a backup running back or a replacement for away Sean Parker
01:27so he can be the def guy.
01:28Caleb Downs, Tyler Martinez, Shane Gillis, Donelius Johnson, Tyree Wilson, Simmons, Will
01:33Johnson, Gil Howard, Quinnen Williams, Ty Leak, James Pierce Jr., Preston Zachman, Travis
01:38Hunter, Noel Williams.
01:39This team is honestly really good for where we are in the season.
01:43Our current record is 3-1, two more wins, we make the playoffs, two more losses, we
01:48get booted.
01:493-1 is a pretty cool record right now.
01:50Oh baby, Gators season.
01:52I really want a fullback or a backup tight end.
01:55I want to run some crazy wildcat or have depth, like that's what I want today.
01:59It's been a while since I got a running back minigame.
02:01We'll go over to minigames and I got to pick a random team, so not Michigan State, but
02:05Middle Tennessee Blue Raiders taking on Kent State.
02:07I don't know if this technically counts, but this would be such a fun one.
02:10Pitch party.
02:11It's just like normal pitch party, but it looks like someone invited a few more people.
02:15We get 50,000 coins to spend per tier, so bronze is 50k, silver is 100k, and gold is
02:21150k.
02:22I don't know that I've ever played this.
02:23Follow your blocks and pitch to your teammates to get more blockers.
02:25I already do that in online head to head.
02:26Oh my god, wait, there's a lot of people here.
02:30Can we go all the way here?
02:32Yes sir.
02:33Oh wait, one more pitch.
02:34Yes sir.
02:35That's bonus points.
02:36Wait, that's genius.
02:37Okay, so I think the best way to do this, just, bro.
02:41I think the best way to do this is going to be just getting it as far back as we can
02:46and then getting the touchdown, and then right at the end.
02:48Uh oh.
02:49Okay, that looked really embarrassing.
02:50And I wish I had some cope, but I actually don't.
02:53I don't know what the hell I was doing right there.
02:54Okay, perfect.
02:55We're just going to go to the end zone here.
02:56We got to pitch it.
02:57Oh, do I risk it?
02:58No, I'm not going to.
02:59I wanted to, I'm not going to lie, I really wanted to pitch that right at the end.
03:02All right, we already have bronze, but I only have one rep left, so I got to get this in
03:06the end zone.
03:07Oh my god!
03:09You can't blame me for that.
03:11I'm going to take my bronze, but you can't blame me for that, dude.
03:14Half these pitches are going to no way.
03:15All right, not my best show.
03:16Since I only get 50K here, I'm going to take a backup tight end and not a running back.
03:20I could damn near get Landon Thomas.
03:21Not quite, but close.
03:23Honestly, this Purdue kid is crazy good.
03:25Max Clair.
03:266'4", 240, 93 speed, really good run blocking too, 89 run blocking.
03:31Max Clair, Purdue Boilermaker, you're the first pickup today.
03:34It's crazy that I would only have 50,000 coins to spend and it still lands me such a good
03:37player.
03:38So that is the good news here.
03:39All right.
03:40I obviously could have got silver or gold on that.
03:42I'm a little upset with myself, but that's okay.
03:44We got a good tight end.
03:46Our second wheel spin.
03:47Oh, come on, baby.
03:50I get one spin on the wheel of coins.
03:53There's a jackpot on this.
03:54There's a lot of duds, but keep going.
03:56Keep going.
03:57Keep going.
03:58Yes!
03:59200K to spend on one single player is going to get us an absolute demon.
04:03I think we go running back.
04:05So Wayshawn is a 97 already.
04:07Wayshawn is one of the cheapest 97s.
04:09Wow, there's actually not a ton of options.
04:10There's Jaden Ball, Powerback Florida, make a Florida backfield.
04:14There's Jaden Nixon, Wyoming, Mark Ingram, Makai Hughes, Caleb Johnson, McCaffrey.
04:19All these guys are out of our price range.
04:21Corey Kiner, Cincinnati, 97 speed, 98 Excel.
04:25How does this stack up against Wayshawn Parker?
04:27Oh my God.
04:28This kid is fast.
04:29Change of direction is better.
04:30Obviously, you know, he's not as powerful because Wayshawn Parker is a powerback.
04:32Corey Kiner, RB1, Wayshawn Parker backup and fullback.
04:35It's perfect.
04:36All right, we got our new RB1.
04:38It's Corey Kiner, Cincinnati.
04:40He could go gold tier sidestep, which I kind of want to try.
04:43Although 360 gold, I've been using in Road to Glory and it's been really good.
04:47I don't know that it's going to make it good here.
04:49Obviously, we need workhorse though, so we can start there.
04:51Let's go workhorse.
04:52Let's go 360 gold.
04:54Now I can put Corey Kiner as my third down running back and my power halfback can actually
04:58be Wayshawn Parker.
04:59All right, our final wheel spin.
05:01Two players added and I don't really know either of them, which I kind of like.
05:05Corey Kiner, Max Clair, and our third final wheel spin is a ... Oh, well season four is
05:11kind of old, but it's still a jackpot and there's still got to be at least one really
05:16good player here.
05:17Season four was this color.
05:18Mansour Delane is season four, so I already know he's a really good option here.
05:23I don't think there's any 98s in this, but there's, I think there's 97s.
05:26There's one 97 that's Armand Mambu.
05:29I have a really good right tackle.
05:31Actually, I have Will Campbell who might even be a little bit better.
05:34Now I could pick up Armand Mambu, move him to guard over Zach Martin, or I don't think
05:40they let your tackles play at center, so I don't think I can do that.
05:43Otherwise, I pick up Mansour Delane, Lander Barton, or Patrick Payton.
05:47I'm going to be honest, Mansour Delane was so good, I think I have to bring him back.
05:51Mansour Delane played all last season at strong safety.
05:54Obviously, he's starting to get outdated, but I think he was so good for a reason and
05:58you can always use depth at these positions.
06:00Okay, defensively right now, Preston Zachman, the Wisconsin free safety, is my corner three.
06:05We're going to switch that to Mansour Delane.
06:07So now I have true corners at the corner position.
06:09They're all 97s.
06:10That's Mansour Delane, Travis Hunter, Will Johnson, Noel Williams is a depth guy.
06:14Then up top, we've got Caleb Downs, Justin Simmons, and instead of 92, Javon Holland,
06:19I can put Preston Zachman.
06:21This was absolutely the right choice.
06:22Also, I had a little bit of a mishap when I was speaking last episode.
06:28I was talking about Donelius Johnson and the ability robber, and I said, of course, Donelius
06:33Johnson gets robber.
06:35I want to be clear.
06:36I was only saying that I think Donelius Johnson gets robber because he's black.
06:41Did somebody stop me?
06:42Seriously, the train's going off.
06:44The train's going off the rails and nobody seems to care.
06:47Look at this Pokemon card I pulled up.
06:48Look at this little Rayunicle.
06:50Tell me he's not just living his best life, bro.
06:52Guy's just fucking vibing.
06:53He's about to get topped off.
06:55All right, gentlemen, some interesting upgrades today.
06:57We bring back a legend from last season.
06:59That's Mansoor Dillain.
07:00Fills our corner three slot, and we add two players I've genuinely never heard of.
07:04Cory Kiner, Cincinnati, Max Clair, Purdue Boilermakers.
07:09Don't you ever forget about the challenge wheel, baby.
07:12We can complete the challenge wheel one of any pack in the store, and our challenge is
07:17three plus sacks.
07:18I don't know that I've ever successfully completed this challenge.
07:21There are tons of games where I've had three plus sacks, but I don't think I've ever gotten
07:25it while the challenge was active.
07:27Keep in mind, these do not need to be user sacks.
07:30I don't have to manually go pass rush the quarterback.
07:33I just need to end the game with three total sacks.
07:35I think if we play a really solid game and just dial up a few more blitzes than normal,
07:39I think we'll be able to get this.
07:40We're taking on the Old Dominion Monarchs.
07:42Shane Gillis, Brock Bowers.
07:44He's got Josiah Stewart, Chris Olave, Anthony Hill.
07:46This may be our first game with the exact same overall, 95-95, I think.
07:50All right, boys, this is the turning point.
07:52This right here is the turning point where every single team we play, we just don't get
07:55an excuse anymore.
07:56Starting with the football against the Monarchs here, and Travis Hunter almost got that stiff
08:02arm.
08:03First and 10, we're starting out with our brand new Speed Demon running back.
08:05Did I forget to put his abilities on?
08:06No, I didn't.
08:07I did.
08:08I got him on.
08:09We're good.
08:10Abilities activated.
08:11He's running around with his running back like a goofball.
08:12Let's take this left side.
08:13And he is so not ready for this.
08:14Oh, big pancake.
08:16Jordan Seton with a pancake on the edge rusher and halfback stretch out of pistol.
08:20He's going to give us some very serious yards right there.
08:23Bowers on a corner route.
08:24I'm going to put Max Clair underneath.
08:26This is why it's so good we picked up Max Clair.
08:30And there's Max Clair right there with a very awkward pass, but that's all right.
08:34I'm going right back to the stretch.
08:35I think we pick up this first down with our little Speed Demon running back.
08:39Yeah, hold those blocks.
08:40Look at Travis Hunter.
08:41Let's get a little...
08:42Oh, why do I do it so often?
08:45I'm always spitting the wrong way.
08:46That literally could have been a touchdown.
08:47No, Widow...
08:48Widowid?
08:49That could have been a touchdown, Widowid.
08:50First and 10.
08:51Big cock.
08:52Bowers don't need him.
08:54Checkdown central.
08:55MM checkdown.
08:56Spins the correct way.
08:57He spins the correct way.
08:58Look what...
08:59Oh, my fucking God.
09:00What?
09:01Cory Kiner.
09:02I want what you're smoking, buddy.
09:03What?
09:04Oh, my God.
09:05Cory Kiner.
09:06Oh, he's on the mic.
09:07I don't know what he said on the mic, but he just got crossed bad, so I...
09:12He's got to be congratulating me.
09:13There's nothing he could say there.
09:15Oh, my God.
09:16This kid's a freak.
09:18Turns out gold tier 360 was definitely the move.
09:20That's basically the shit I'm doing in Road to Glory, so...
09:23His name is You're Fried.
09:24My name is Mommy Pounder.
09:26And who is Hancock?
09:27Who's Hancock, and why is he in?
09:30I've got so much depth at the running back position, and someone named Hancock's coming
09:34in.
09:35That should never be the case.
09:36He's going to motion one over.
09:37I don't think that's a legitimate route.
09:38It's not.
09:39Oh, but he can throw that check down.
09:41I'm on Donelius Johnson on third and four.
09:44He's got the running back.
09:45He throws...
09:46Contest.
09:47Oh, my God.
09:48That's a...
09:49I'm so shocked he caught that.
09:50Dude, he had the running back wide open, too.
09:51Never punished.
09:53Okay.
09:54We're good.
09:55I'm on Dill Howard.
09:56Oh, I dove early.
09:57That's okay.
09:58It's okay.
09:59Take the tackle.
10:00All right.
10:01This is perfect.
10:02First, I think this is a run right side.
10:03Oh, play action.
10:04Do it.
10:05I actually dare you to throw this football.
10:08Fuck.
10:09I dared him.
10:10I dared him.
10:11That was literally a perfect ball.
10:15I should lurk that 10 times out of 10.
10:17That's totally my fault.
10:18After that shenanigans, I'm blitzing two off the right side.
10:21Wow.
10:22I'm going to come on 3-3 stack.
10:23No sacks so far.
10:24Second and eight, I'm on Shane Gillis.
10:27Come back to the dig.
10:28And there's one sack.
10:30A big one, too.
10:31He loses five yards.
10:32Gill Howard gets home with Tyree Wilson.
10:34Third and 13, he's going pistol spread.
10:36I'm blitzing off the right side again.
10:37I'm guessing pass and Shane Gillis.
10:39Fuck.
10:40He's stuck in that animation.
10:41I literally hate that, bro.
10:43Oh, great defense.
10:45Oh, Will Johnson hammers it.
10:47Fourth and 13, I take three, buddy.
10:49You're getting bagged right now.
10:50Here we go.
10:51Don't rush.
10:52Cover too hard flat.
10:53Fourth and 13.
10:54I don't know what he runs here.
10:55We're going to find out.
10:56Fourth and 13, he's got crossers left side.
10:58We're all over it.
11:00Caleb Downs with an INT.
11:02A spin outside.
11:04And it's a minor arm punt.
11:06Because I lost about 15 for intercepting that, but it was still great work.
11:09He had some big plays in there, but it's just bend, don't break.
11:12Very interesting set.
11:13I don't know what I'm running right now, but I like it.
11:15Play action.
11:16Got him to bite.
11:17He is not ready to cover Brock Bowers.
11:20Get the fuck off of me.
11:22Oh my god.
11:23That was like Danny Stutzman.
11:24This Brock Bowers was built in a lab.
11:26This is like one of my favorite cards this whole year.
11:29Alright, first and 10.
11:30There is no need to play super aggressive right now.
11:34We're holding the keys to the city.
11:37I love this.
11:38DJ Lagway, big.
11:41Isn't it insane how I announce or jinx myself so successfully?
11:44Like how I can audibly say no need to play aggressive and then I fumble.
11:49I genuinely didn't think he could get back to me that fast.
11:51I thought I was going to slide down easy and that was just the easiest play of all time.
11:54I clearly was mistaken.
11:56But he's going to throw this.
11:58No!
11:59It's a what?
12:00It's a what?
12:03It's a fumble?
12:04What?
12:05It's last game again.
12:06How many fumbles were there last game?
12:07Were you guys counting?
12:08I think there was like six.
12:09Big cock Bowers.
12:10Get your dumb ass to the end zone.
12:11This is main coverage.
12:15Ah, fuck it.
12:17Oh my god.
12:18Oh my god.
12:19You can't play over the top on Brock Bowers.
12:21Brock Bowers has done that to everyone I've ever played.
12:23Alright, we're going to speed option.
12:24Left side Keiner.
12:25I'm done playing non-aggressively.
12:27I'm exclusively playing aggressively.
12:29Get to the edge.
12:31Playing non-aggressively never works for me.
12:32I just end up screwing shit up.
12:34I'm staying in power option.
12:35Also, we have Wayshawn Parker blocking now.
12:37It's no longer Clay Russell.
12:40Oh my god, he got the pitch off.
12:43Dude, he was getting sacked while he got that pitch off.
12:45Okay, I've done nothing but lose yards.
12:46So, obviously this is not the play call here.
12:48I don't expect this to get there.
12:50I don't need it to.
12:51I'd rather do this than pass and potentially throw an interception.
12:54Damn, I took that kick a little too.
12:56I keep forgetting.
12:57We did get a kicker upgrade, but he's like an 86.
13:00So, he's still not that good.
13:01I was too nonchalant about that.
13:02I almost kind of missed that.
13:04Honestly, this is a very big possession.
13:06He gets the ball at half.
13:07So, if he's able to put up seven here, we're in a little bit of trouble.
13:10Oh, god.
13:11For a spin ten, he's going to go handoff up the middle.
13:13Get really good yards.
13:16Thankfully.
13:17I think that was Tyleek Williams.
13:18Dude, Tyleek Williams might be one of my most slept on prestiges ever.
13:21I'm shocked at how well he plays.
13:23Consistent.
13:24Oh, get downhill.
13:25Travis Hunter.
13:26You'd never know that he was mentored by Prime the way he just shot for that tackle.
13:31No shade to Prime.
13:32He just, you know, he wasn't attacking.
13:33Everyone knows that.
13:35That's not open.
13:36That's not open.
13:37Nobody's home.
13:39Fourth and four.
13:40Old Dominion's getting bagged right now.
13:42And if I can get a sack here, that'll put us at two.
13:44I'm going to blitz two off the right side.
13:46I'm going to hover with Gillis.
13:47Guess pass.
13:48Sketchy business.
13:51Oh, he takes a shot!
13:53And I thought he mossed me for a second, but it's broken up.
13:56Olave can't hang on.
13:57And it's ten.
13:58Is it?
13:59Wow.
14:00He really did almost catch that.
14:01He almost mossed the shit out of me.
14:02For whatever reason, he's completely dominating my ability to run speed option.
14:06But now he's not.
14:07Oh, my god.
14:08He's so far out of it.
14:09That was so open.
14:12Shit.
14:13I should never have pitched it.
14:15I'm an idiot.
14:16It was so open.
14:17Oh, my god.
14:18Oh, god.
14:19We had the numbers by a mile over there.
14:22That's not good.
14:23I will be passing the ball the rest of the game.
14:25That or I'm handing it off if I'm running it.
14:27Third and four.
14:28Nice conversion.
14:29He's cold.
14:30Danny Dimes is cold.
14:32Third and four.
14:33Wipro.
14:34Come on!
14:35Stop it!
14:36Okay, it's still fourth and inches.
14:37Damn, I bagged that with Shane Gillis.
14:39I can't believe they gave him the catch and the broken tackle.
14:41Look at me.
14:42This shit is not free like it used to be.
14:44Donelius.
14:45Come on now, boys.
14:46Come on now, boys.
14:47Fourth and inches.
14:48Make a stand.
14:49Fake snaps.
14:50Hand off.
14:51Fall back.
14:52What am I telling you?
14:53This shit ain't sweet anymore.
14:54Oh, my god.
14:55This is a defensive masterclass.
14:57I just suck right now.
14:59Corey Kiner, take me to the promised land, buddy.
15:01I can't do dick without you.
15:04Those blocks were pitiful.
15:05Steve Smith.
15:06That is 97 Steve Smith's first ever reception.
15:09Clock is not our friend right now.
15:1128 seconds.
15:12Only one timeout because we used one there.
15:14It was a great timeout to use, though.
15:16First and ten.
15:17There's play action.
15:18Bowers with the late release.
15:21A truck forward.
15:2216.
15:23Let's just go no huddle.
15:24Let's go no huddle.
15:25We got to save that timeout.
15:26Let's see if we can make some magic happen right here.
15:28No timeout.
15:29If we can't, that's all right.
15:3013 seconds.
15:31Here's the snap.
15:32Roll out.
15:33Lagway.
15:34Lagway.
15:35Oh, my god.
15:36He got hammered.
15:37But he doesn't follow.
15:38I thought he was going to get in.
15:39Holy shit.
15:40Seven seconds.
15:41Second and goal.
15:42This is very scary.
15:43I'm going to put T-Mac on a whip.
15:44I'm going to get Steve Smith the hell out of here.
15:46So that T-Mac's got some room to work.
15:48Snap.
15:49Snap.
15:50Snap.
15:51The football.
15:52T-Mac.
15:53Touchdown.
15:5498 T-Mac's a freak.
15:55That was a nasty play.
15:56I got to keep that one in my bag.
15:57Goal line short post.
15:58Motion your other receiver out of there.
16:01And give your best guy room to work.
16:03Ironically, all those turnovers kind of worked out in our favor.
16:05Because it chewed the entire clock.
16:07And now he is going to get the football.
16:09But he's going to get the football with a 17 point deficit.
16:11Look at the tale of two teams.
16:13Three third down stops.
16:14Two sacks.
16:15Okay, the yard's allowed to obviously bug.
16:17But we're one sack away from completing our challenge.
16:19Second and five.
16:20He's got to take shots all game long.
16:22And I thought he was going to take that shot left side.
16:24But he doesn't.
16:25Wait, did Gil Howard just get a sack?
16:27I think we just got our challenge.
16:29Yeah.
16:30Wait a minute.
16:31We just got our challenge.
16:33He can't throw anything, bro.
16:35He's just fucking bagged.
16:37Stop!
16:39I keep announcer jinxing myself.
16:41See if we can pick up a little play action sack.
16:43Oh yeah.
16:44Oh yeah.
16:45Oh my god.
16:46Alright, I finally did it.
16:47I mean, shit, if you throw enough shit at the wall,
16:49eventually something's going to stick.
16:51Even a broken clock is gay twice a day.
16:55Goes for the deep bomb.
16:57Doesn't seem to have none of it.
16:59I think we should use this as an opportunity
17:01to establish good run plays.
17:03Sorry, establish the best plays in this playbook
17:05and get them favorited for the playoffs.
17:07I think tight open is going to be a really big formation.
17:09Pistol, strong, slot, jet, touch pass.
17:11I got to try this.
17:12Goes to T-Mac.
17:13And look at that.
17:14It makes Kiner and Wayshawn Parker
17:16and Brock Powers a blocker here.
17:18This could be really good.
17:19Let's see.
17:20Okay, we get the edge.
17:23That's a really solid play.
17:25I don't think a 40 bomb is possible,
17:27but I think we have to try, right?
17:29I think it's our civic duty to try.
17:31Playing deep zones.
17:33Fuck it.
17:34That might be actually a die.
17:36Or it's intercepted.
17:37A little more sauce on that.
17:38It's a good one.
17:39He has bagged this all game long.
17:41I need it to work for my mental health.
17:44Shit.
17:50Oh!
17:51I couldn't pick up.
17:52Shane Gill is big six!
17:55Shane Gill is big six!
17:57I thought my other DB
17:59stole that interception from Shane Gillis
18:01and I was going to be pissed.
18:02I was genuinely going to be so mad.
18:0448 yard pick-six for Shane Gillis.
18:06We could not have played that defensively any better.
18:08We had both.
18:09Like, dude, it looked like Caleb Downs
18:11was going to steal that shit.
18:12Or maybe Will Johnson.
18:13Either way, insane return, too.
18:15Let's go for 40.
18:16We got to go for 40.
18:17He's actually man covering.
18:18He's going to learn the hard way
18:19that he needs to shade outside.
18:20Otherwise, 10 more on the...
18:21Oh, I lied.
18:22Now we just be patient in this pocket
18:24because he shouldn't have time.
18:26Oh!
18:27How are you going to...
18:28There's three of you
18:29and one of him.
18:30Very disappointed in my blocker here.
18:35My brother cannot get a pass up.
18:38Skylar Gill Howard
18:39with that quick jump
18:40is just giving him hell.
18:44That's a good throw.
18:45But it's not a first.
18:46Oh, I think we're going to press cover blitz here.
18:49I think we can put this game away right now.
18:52Oh my god, he just went QB blast?
18:54That's actually such a good play
18:56if I don't blitz there.
18:57Oh, we just got lucky.
18:58Honestly lucky.
18:59I did not run that blitz to stop that.
19:01That is a really good play right now.
19:05This is really scary.
19:07Much better blocking this time.
19:16Okay, somebody at least...
19:17At least somebody suck me off in the comments
19:19just a little bit.
19:20For the pocket movement,
19:21the presence,
19:22the live like...
19:23MMCasual doesn't do that very often.
19:25I am blowing this man the fuck out.
19:27And we got even teams.
19:28We're going for 40.
19:29I'm going to throw it right at the user, I think.
19:32Shit.
19:35Jonah Monheim got buried.
19:37I do got to get a new center in there though.
19:39I got to get a new center right guard
19:40because they are kind of getting bullied down there.
19:42All right, second and five.
19:43Now, we honestly do want the ball back.
19:45A 40 bomb is very alive,
19:47but we got to get possessions.
19:49I could let him score.
19:50It just doesn't feel right, you know?
19:52Guess pass all out blitz.
19:53I'm going to userman sewer.
19:54He wants to throw it.
19:55He's going to throw it up.
19:56Perfect.
19:57It's my ball.
19:58I'm on it and I'm ready
19:59and I know what he's doing.
20:00I got to get that football.
20:04Oh, we're so fucking close, dude.
20:06We're so close.
20:07That is a pretty classic Danny Dimes game.
20:1010 for 24, 87 yards, three interceptions.
20:12He's in mid-season NFL form.
20:13Uh-oh.
20:14Uh-oh.
20:15Uh-oh.
20:16Uh-oh.
20:17Oh my God, Shane Gillis.
20:18He's got that grilled cheese speed, bro.
20:20He's got that grilled cheese pursuit.
20:23Dude, I thought I was crying, honestly.
20:25I thought I was grilled.
20:27Anybody?
20:29Oh, Lee blocker.
20:30Travis Hunter, Lee blocker.
20:32All right.
20:33At this point, I got onside kick.
20:34If I can score here.
20:35I still have three timeouts, though.
20:37It's going to come down to the final stop
20:38if I can get the $40.
20:41Infinite time in this pocket.
20:43Take your time.
20:44Hey, Steve Smith,
20:45were you looking at the sideline
20:46trying to bang somebody's wife?
20:47I mean, what the fuck are you looking at, dude?
20:49Stop and catch the football.
20:50I'm going to go T-back end zone shot.
20:52No, I'm not.
20:56Oh no, I can hit Brock Bowers.
21:04I'm genuinely a psychopath right now.
21:06I am an absolute freak.
21:08If we play like this, we are winning.
21:12Jonah Monheim getting bulldozed again.
21:17Second and two.
21:18No, I can't burn a timeout.
21:20I got to get into the end zone without a timeout here.
21:27I got him.
21:31This is actually literally insane.
21:32Oh, what's the score?
21:33Okay, I'm going to hit him with something different here.
21:35I'm going to hit him with a run play
21:36because he's done so many QB spies,
21:38this might be free.
21:39I haven't gotten any two-point conversions today, I don't think.
21:43Damn!
21:44Because then I could have got a field goal.
21:45If I was able to get a field goal,
21:46then really good.
21:47But 35-0.
21:48And I got to get the football back.
21:50I got to get the football back.
21:51Onside kick and a...
21:52Tate Halleck just snags it.
21:54We got four sacks, though.
21:55That is definitely a challenge we will complete.
21:57I don't know.
21:58I mean, he's still going to try and score.
21:59So, we have an opportunity.
22:02Throw it.
22:07Final play of the game, gentlemen.
22:10I don't know.
22:11I mean, can Mansoor Delane do it?
22:12Mansoor, stay in.
22:14Oh, he had a chance.
22:16He really had a chance.
22:17Honest to God,
22:18shout out to my opponent for not quitting.
22:19I appreciate it.
22:20We had an opportunity for the 40 bomb,
22:21but we fell short.
22:22Can we talk about Corey Kiner, though?
22:23Got so much happened in the game,
22:24I almost forgot about his ridiculous touchdown.
22:26We throw him this little leak out pass.
22:28Just this buttery little check down.
22:30And he gets the bad animation, ironically.
22:32He gets the kind of shitty catch animation
22:33where you got to flip around
22:34and lose all your momentum.
22:35Spin outside and absolutely fry number 10's angles.
22:40But he's cooked.
22:41Gets us to the edge.
22:42One, two, three, four, five monarchs.
22:45Big spin.
22:4634.
22:47Busted.
22:48Zero's looking for Steve Smith's wife.
22:5134 is cooked.
22:52Three is cooked.
22:53Eight is cooked.
22:54Seven's the only one who can still make the play.
22:56And seven whiffs.
22:57That was just bad user, if I'm being honest.
22:59His user tries to get the fumble punch out here,
23:01but he didn't expect me to cut up.
23:03Kind of looks like I Tyreek Hill waved him off, too.
23:09That was a crazy touchdown.
23:11Very showboat worthy.
23:12Definitely had a showboat on that one.
23:13Would love to see the stats on this game.
23:15Daniel Jones, five interceptions, no touchdowns.
23:17Buddy, I'm not fried.
23:18You're fried.
23:19You took the 100 milly vanilla edible straight to the dome piece
23:23and now you're throwing 10 for 27, five INTs.
23:25I've been there.
23:26DJ Lagway.
23:27Unbelievable game.
23:2813 for 16, 245, four touchdowns, no interceptions.
23:32Kyner goes one for one on his wildcat.
23:34Kyner, six for 18 on the ground.
23:36Doesn't look like he had a good game, but he had a really good game.
23:38It's because he was receiving.
23:39Bowers, five for 89 and one.
23:40Kyner, three for 68 and one.
23:42T-Mac, two for 11 and one.
23:43Steve Smith, two for 48 and one.
23:45Travis Hunter, one for 29.
23:47Very different game.
23:48I used every single wide receiver.
23:50Only two guys who didn't get a catch were Wayshawn Parker and Max Clair.
23:54Although, interestingly, Wayshawn Parker actually did get a catch
23:56for zero yards and five yards after the catch.
23:59Did he catch it five yards behind the line of scrimmage?
24:01I don't know.
24:02Max Clair has a drop.
24:03That's all he's got.
24:04Thanks for being here, bud.
24:05Defensively, seven tackles out of Mansour.
24:06Dude, I'm telling you, Mansour Lane is just so good.
24:08I don't know how to describe it.
24:09And an interception.
24:10Two out of Shane Gillis.
24:11Five tackles also out of, okay, I got to get this kid out.
24:13I don't know how Jordan Hancock's even in this lineup, but he's got to get out.
24:16Simmons, Hunter, Tyree.
24:17Let's go figure that out.
24:18A lot of interceptions today.
24:192-1-1.
24:20And, undoubtedly, our challenge rule is complete.
24:22We needed three or more sacks.
24:23We had five total.
24:25So we get one of any pack in the store that costs coins.
24:28And so long as it's in the store, the graduate pack will continue to be the one.
24:32A 94 plus epic player, 288 plus, 285, and 190 plus,
24:36giving us a better than one in three chance at a 97 overall or better.
24:39If I could dream it up, if I could get the perfect player, it's a center.
24:43But let's see what the pack can give us.
24:44Sean Brown, Charlotte 49ers.
24:46Wide receiver.
24:47Interesting.
24:48This is not going to be good.
24:49Season three.
24:50I totally just lied to you.
24:51I don't have a punter.
24:52That's a really good pull.
24:53Ooh, that's super good.
24:54That's at least a 95.
24:56Bang!
24:57It's Kwon Darius Robinson.
25:00Straight out of a Key & Peele skit.
25:02Alabama's Kwon Darius Robinson.
25:03Ooh, I was just about to say I don't need him, but he's an upgrade on Tyler Martinez.
25:07And he's got good coverages.
25:08Oh, yeah.
25:09This is Tyler Martinez's replacement.
25:11Kwon Darius Robinson.
25:136'5", 240.
25:14Great speed.
25:15Strength, tackle, block, shed power.
25:17Oh, he's a really good player.
25:18Huge pull.
25:19Okay, so that's our big pull.
25:20If I could still finesse like a 90 plus center out of here, it'd be a great pack still.
25:23You are not going to get a rep.
25:24You are most likely not going to get a rep.
25:26You are not going to get a rep.
25:27Oh, my God.
25:28What?
25:30Two of them?
25:32Oh, Gerard Holliman.
25:34Can I use Gerard Holliman?
25:35Damn, he's pretty good.
25:3696 speed, 97.
25:37There's going to be a spot for him.
25:38I think he might go in for Preston Zachman.
25:40I think Gerard Holliman is just a little bit better than Preston Zachman.
25:42So I'm going to put him as my backup strong safety.
25:44Well, shit, he might be better than Justin Simmons.
25:46I just like Justin Simmons because he's so tall, but Gerard Holliman is better.
25:50Here's Gerard Holliman compared to Justin Simmons.
25:52Yeah, Gerard Holliman's better.
25:53Yeah, we got to put him in.
25:54Gentlemen, I got to tell you, we got a pretty nasty lineup cooking up in here.
25:57Like, seriously.
25:58Now we can compare Tyler Williams to Kwon Darius Robinson as well.
26:02Kwon Darius Robinson's faster, same excel.
26:05More strength, tackle, block, shed power, moose, finesse, moose.
26:08And he's three inches taller.
26:09And last but certainly not least, we got Tori Taylor.
26:11We got a punter.
26:12All right, gentlemen, that was a gorgeous game for us.
26:14We added so many big pieces.
26:16That pack there at the end had Gerard Holliman, Kwon Darius Robinson, and Tori Taylor.
26:21Three new starters in the challenge wheel pack.
26:23And that's not to mention Mansour Delain, Corey Kiner, and Max Clair.
26:27Team is seriously coming together.
26:28This is going to be a hell of a playoff run.
26:30I love you boys.
26:31It was a banger.
26:32And I'll see you in the next one.
26:33Peace.
26:39Peace.

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