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00:00Oh my gosh!
00:02You touched a dead man with your hand!
00:04Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!
00:06Dead body? Oh no, don't worry, we'll help you out.
00:08Here, hold this. It'll make you feel better.
00:10Wait, a teddy bear?
00:12It's not creepy at all. Just don't look at the body.
00:14What's happening? I said don't look at the body!
00:16What about me? My job is to give you a gift too.
00:18We're not helping you Kim. Plus Gene was kind of like a finger head.
00:20He didn't do much here. No one really liked him.
00:22So anyone might have killed him. Okay.
00:24What's that? Am I invisible or something?
00:26Don't worry, we'll take care of this. Just don't look at the body.
00:28Just enjoy the rest of the resort!
00:30The guy just died here. And don't flirt while someone's dead!
00:32Girl, it's always a time to flirt!
00:34I'm going to go swimming and cool off.
00:36Okay, well I'm taking my Freddy Fazbear and going upstairs then.
00:38Alright, time to investigate on my own.
00:40Let's see if I can get any information out of him.
00:42Aphmau!
00:44What a surprise! Anything you need?
00:46Towels? Fresh water? Dinner reservation?
00:48Well, you see, after finding the manager's body like that,
00:50it was so scary.
00:52I was hoping that you would, like, reassure me.
00:54What? Me?
00:56Of course! Whatever you need!
00:58Oh, thank you so much. You're so sweet.
01:00You know, um, oh, maybe we can take a walk?
01:02Sure! Whatever you want!
01:04Just wait right there! I've got to grab something!
01:06Okay.
01:08Alright, let's see. Maybe I can get behind the counter and see what's going on.
01:10That really cleared him up. Let's see if I can, uh,
01:12security off-limits.
01:14This is where I need to go. Wait, what? Huh?
01:16Wait, what's up? Uh, oh, what is that noise?
01:18Uh, whoa! Jeez!
01:20Your tropical chariot awaits!
01:22Excuse me?
01:24Why does everyone keep blowing up walls?
01:26Wait, other people do this too?
01:28Anyway, hop in and we can start our walk!
01:30Our walk? Okay, it's kind of like a drive.
01:32Well, I can't have your precious legs getting tired now, can I?
01:34Wow, that's not much of a walk now, is it?
01:36You know, do you know anyone who would want to hurt, like, Gene?
01:38Gene?
01:40I mean, everyone hated him. It'd be faster to list out who didn't want to hurt him.
01:42So, you think it was a murder?
01:44You know, I did see Aaron and Gene
01:46arguing before.
01:48Well, I mean, who knows these things? But listen,
01:50if you ever need a real man to protect you,
01:52just come find me.
01:54Hmm, okay. Thanks, I guess.
01:56Oh, there you are, miss!
01:58Griff, aren't you supposed to stay in the boiler room
02:00where you belong?
02:02Um, excuse me, aren't your heels
02:04getting caught in the sand?
02:06How about you head back to the lobby where you belong?
02:08I'll show you what I think about that!
02:10Okay, okay! Calm down!
02:12The gearshift is going crazy!
02:14Stop it!
02:16Fine!
02:18Hey, excuse me!
02:20Guys, stop!
02:22Let's talk this out!
02:24Did I accidentally hurt you?
02:26Oh my gosh! Sand got in my face! I can't believe it!
02:28I just did my makeup!
02:30I'm so sorry!
02:32Oh yeah, we're sorry! I was just trying to let you know that your room's all fixed!
02:34Oh, perfect!
02:36Why don't you go rest while we work?
02:38Oh, wait. What are you talking about? What about the murder?
02:40Oh, don't you worry! You'll be safe with us!
02:42Look, I got you!
02:44I'll carry you in my heels!
02:46Oh!
02:48Oh, this is so fun!
02:50Without those boys to bother me, I actually have a nice vacation!
02:52You know, it's totally worth sticking around here
02:54just to have some time for myself.
02:56Of course, I'm going to have to plan my leave,
02:58but I'll see how long I can actually...
03:00Whoa, whoa, whoa! Was that a hurt about leaving?
03:02What the? Oh, jeez!
03:04You don't need to leave! You have everything you need here!
03:06That's true, but I have to go back at some time.
03:08This is just a vacation, meaning it's gotta end at some point.
03:10Oh, I guess Gene never did his job properly.
03:12After you won an all-expense-paid trip!
03:14Forever!
03:16Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know like it never ends.
03:18I've got pets and work stuff.
03:20I can't stay here forever.
03:22Oh, don't worry! Garth's kind of like a pet, you know?
03:24I've seen him bark before.
03:26How can I expect you guys to take care of me forever when you haven't even fed me yet?
03:28Wait, wait, no one fed you?
03:30You know, maybe like a nice dinner. Like a dinner with Garth, maybe.
03:32I can eat something, at least, with him.
03:34No, no, no! You don't need Garth over here!
03:36Let me go get you something delicious. You don't need anything from him.
03:38You just stay here, alright?
03:40Thank you so much!
03:42Ooh, two birds with one stone.
03:44Maybe I can get something to eat. Let's see.
03:46I am actually hungry, but I can hold out a bit longer
03:48to get more investigating done to see who murdered Gene.
03:50I can't stay on an island with a murderer.
03:52Hmm, ooh.
03:54Okay, seems to be clear.
03:56What about the other side?
03:58Hmm, I can't let anyone else get involved
04:00with this investigation.
04:02What? Where are the boats here?
04:04Oh, there you are!
04:06Oh, whoa, what the? Can you please stop scaring me?
04:08Oh, sorry about that, but I do have your food.
04:10Hey!
04:12Ah, that's a nice cake.
04:14I would like something a little bit, you know, with more meat, but still.
04:16Thank you. Oh, sorry about that. Just go ahead, eat up.
04:18Ooh, nice cake.
04:20Wait, wait, you okay?
04:22Don't worry, I'll go get it! Just hold on!
04:24Those acting skills paid off.
04:26Perfect. Alright, let's see.
04:28He shouldn't have been able to find me so fast.
04:30Something is going on on this island.
04:32Hmm, let's see.
04:34Oh, there must be more cameras.
04:36Oh, hey Aphmau! Kim? What are you doing?
04:38Just relaxing.
04:40Don't worry, I got your water!
04:42Oh, thanks! I got some water here!
04:44Wait, Aph! Wait, I just saw her over here.
04:46Hey, Aph!
04:48Wait, where'd you go?
04:50Oh, the stupid tracker had her over here a second ago.
04:52She shouldn't have gone far.
04:54She needs the stupid bear's
04:56batteries too.
04:58She's getting smarter. Clever girl,
05:00but as long as you're still on the island.
05:02Hey, Aph! Where'd you go?
05:04I know you're choking and I got that water for you!
05:06Oh, I gotta come up.
05:08I can't believe this. I would've been a goner.
05:10I knew it. I knew you betrayed me,
05:12Freddy Fazbear. You're so cute.
05:14There's a whole air tag in the thing!
05:16I can't believe this.
05:18You're my number one suspect.
05:20Hey, Aph! You doing alright?
05:22I saw you, Kim. Hey.
05:24Yeah, saw you took a swim for a while.
05:26Kim, look, I have a question for you.
05:28Could you help me break in somewhere?
05:30OMG, are you kidding? That's my fave!
05:32Okay, come on, let's go!
05:34Yeah, lock and loady, baby!
05:36You distract Zane, alright? And I'll sneak into the security room.
05:38Of course! I'll use my Kimmy charm.
05:40Oh, go Kim!
05:42You got this! You can do it!
05:44Hey there, big boy. How about you and I
05:46go to the sauna and get steamy?
05:48Oh, Kim.
05:50If I had a nickel for every time that I thought you were pretty,
05:52I'd have to borrow a nickel.
05:54Oh, is that so?
06:00He's got sunburn!
06:02Kim, come on, you can't be the murderer!
06:04Oh, is he knocked out?
06:06Did you kill him?
06:08I wish! Little nerd is sturdier than I thought!
06:10Okay, well at least we can get this
06:12in the security system now.
06:14Thanks, Kim. Good job, I guess.
06:16Remember, we don't get people for things they say.
06:18What? Oh, so I beat him up for nothing?
06:20Not that I mind.
06:22Okay, there has to be a key or something around here.
06:24Let's see.
06:28Ooh! Got it!
06:30Yes! I love crime.
06:32Wow, you mean true crime? What's that?
06:34Like, crimes you actually don't commit yourself?
06:36Ugh, whatever. Let's see.
06:38Oh, right, they have cameras everywhere.
06:40I don't know why I thought any less.
06:42Hmm, let's see.
06:44There's the camera monitor. Yeah, maybe there's a way for us to rob the gift shop?
06:46Wait, no, what? I mean, let me see.
06:48Ooh.
06:50Wait.
06:52It was Aaron!
06:54Always the pretty ones.
06:56I can't believe it. I got the tracking device and everything.
06:58I can't believe it. Was he tracking you with it?
07:00Yes, he was! What do you think an Apple AirTag is used for?
07:02This is an evil one, though.
07:04Okay, you know what? Fair point.
07:06Alright, but why would he kill that manager?
07:08I don't know. I'm going to find out why.
07:10Kim, I'm going to need you to keep watch, okay?
07:12Kim? Kimberly?
07:14Kim?
07:16Kim, stop stealing from the gift shop!
07:18Why? It was fine when I get one.
07:20I didn't buy it, though.
07:22Alright, I'm going to set up a trap.
07:24Two steps ahead, and they're one step back.
07:26Hmm, let's see.
07:28Damn. Oh my goodness!
07:30If this is supposed to be a date, I need to make sure I have a nice dress!
07:32Alright, I've got plenty here.
07:34I should have worn one sooner.
07:36The red one is screaming to me.
07:38That way, if there's blood, I can at least make sure it blends.
07:40That way, if there's blood, I can at least make sure it blends.
07:42Okay, I've got to get a confession on camera,
07:44Okay, I've got to get a confession on camera,
07:46then I can get rid of him. You know, it'll be easy.
07:48Oh!
07:50Oh!
07:52Oh!
07:54Oh!
07:56Oh!
07:58Oh!
08:00Oh!
08:02Oh!
08:04Oh!
08:06Oh!
08:08Oh!
08:10Oh!
08:12Oh!
08:14Oh!
08:16Oh!
08:18Oh!
08:20Oh!
08:22Oh!
08:24It's not what you think, okay?
08:25Wait, just give it to me for a second, okay?
08:27So I wanna see it.
08:27Oh no, just tell me.
08:28Why put the body where I would find it?
08:30Just stop for a second, I need to see it.
08:33You know what?
08:34Nope.
08:35Come on.
08:36Ah!
08:37Oh no, oh no, no, no, no, no.
08:38I didn't mean to do that.
08:39Okay, here's a murder, it's for the best.
08:40Right.
08:41OMG, I just saw it for the security room, Aphmau.
08:44I'm so happy you're okay.
08:46Thanks, but I feel bad.
08:48But at least no one else will get hurt now, right?
08:51Yep, sounds like it's time to celebrate to the spa.
08:54Kimberly!
08:56Come on, Kim.
08:57You coming?
08:58No!
08:59Fine, yes.
09:00There we go.
09:01Oh, Kim, do we both died?
09:03This is not a great time to go to the spa.
09:05It's called a celebration, Aphmau,
09:07cause we did catch a murderer.
09:09Yes, but it's still all expenses paid.
09:11Ooh, like the sound of that.
09:13A relaxing time is fine, I guess.
09:15Yeah, that's the spirit.
09:16Now that sauna's calling my name.
09:18I want the VIP treatment, baby.
09:19Oh, okay.
09:22Ooh, bath time.
09:23I don't know about a seaweed wrap, Ms. Aphmau.
09:25A seaweed wrap?
09:26Good for the skin.
09:27Or maybe you'd like a nice mud bath.
09:29I did gather the mud this morning from the shore.
09:31Oh.
09:32Ew, don't listen to him.
09:33He's probably got worms or something.
09:34Ew.
09:35I think a seaweed wrap would be nice.
09:38Ugh.
09:39Ha ha ha.
09:40Pfft.
09:40Okay.
09:41I'll be back, Kim.
09:42All right, close the door.
09:43You're letting all the steam out.
09:44All right, this way.
09:45All right, you ready?
09:47Sure.
09:47Yep.
09:48Oh, whoa, what the?
09:49Whoa, okay.
09:50Whoa.
09:51It's supposed to go everywhere?
09:52Oh, what the?
09:53Maybe I can, what the?
09:54Yeah, that's the point.
09:55Wait, the point?
09:57Wait, what do you mean?
09:59What are you, what are you doing?
10:00What's going on?
10:01Why do you have, why do you have those masks on?
10:02Guys, this isn't funny.
10:04What the?
10:05I'm getting out of this.
10:05Ugh.
10:06There we go.
10:07All right.
10:08Kim, we gotta get out of here now.
10:09Kim.
10:10Kim.
10:11Oh no.
10:12She's sauna to death.
10:13Girl, this is why you don't spa too much.
10:13And the knockout gas should start kicking in now.
10:16Oh, what the?
10:17No, wait, no, don't you dare.
10:18No, don't, don't you, don't you dare.
10:20Wee.
10:24Night, night, Aphmau.
10:29What?
10:30Where?
10:31Where am I?
10:32Oh, Kim.
10:33Kim, she was a skeleton.
10:34She had too much skin.
10:35She had no skin, actually.
10:36Kim?
10:37Oh no.
10:38I knew it.
10:39I knew that.
10:40Wait, this is the front door.
10:41Hold on.
10:41Let me out.
10:42Let me out.
10:43Oh my goodness.
10:44Ugh.
10:45Oh jeez.
10:46There's nothing to get out.
10:46Seriously?
10:48Wonderful.
10:49Ugh.
10:50There's only one way to handle this.
10:51Let's see.
10:52Um.
10:53You yonder-ace.
10:53Get out of here now.
10:54I'm gonna talk to you.
10:56Let me speak to the manager.
10:57Oh, no, no, Aph.
10:59He isn't dead.
11:00All of you?
11:01You guys are alive?
11:03How?
11:04I mean, I'm happy, but still.
11:05We were all working together to trap you here with us.
11:09What?
11:10Yeah, you had the easy part, Gene,
11:12pretending to be dead right away.
11:13I had to take the stupid fall from the penthouse.
11:15But the point is, Aph, don't worry.
11:17You're gonna be here forever.
11:18Wow.
11:19Okay.
11:20Can't believe this.
11:21Seriously, I have pets at home.
11:23Don't worry.
11:24We got Darth.
11:25He's a pet.
11:26Ugh.
11:27Have fun.
11:27We'll be back with dinner later, all right?
11:28I guess I have to.
11:29I'll take an extended vacation.
11:32Where's my knife?