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00:00Alright, let's see what's going on on the internet today. What the? An island retreat? Oh, what? Kim, what's the knife for?
00:07Uh, it's for a charcuterie board.
00:09Really?
00:10Yeah.
00:11Okay, what the? Why is the helicopter here? Oh, jeez! What the?
00:14Hello, I've come to take you to your resort.
00:17Wait, this is not a virus, it's actually happening?
00:20Oh, Kim, I can bring you back something.
00:22If it's not a hot guy, then Kimmy's good.
00:24Wow, okay, let's go. Bye, Kim!
00:26Okay, bye! Have fun!
00:28Welcome to a stranger's helicopter.
00:30This can't be real. Seriously, am I dreaming? Did I fall asleep while looking at the internet?
00:33Oh my gosh, I must be dreaming.
00:35Wait, that's an actual Luxy Resort. I am at- oh wait, there's birds.
00:38What are these- oh, birds, birds! Get out of the way! Shoot!
00:40Oh my goodness! The birdies are dead!
00:44Okay, wait, that's not what I-
00:48Oh, those poor birdies!
00:50Oh no. Wait, I'm actually alive.
00:53I think I saw her fall over there! I'm coming!
00:56What the-?
00:58What's happening? Was that a lifeguard?
01:00Actually, I could use some help.
01:02I'm coming, damsel in distress!
01:04Okay, um, I think I'm gonna-
01:06Oh, there's a shark.
01:08I was gonna go that way.
01:10Which one's more dangerous? Um, I don't know.
01:12Hang on, we're here to help!
01:14Sunburn, I'm here! Okay!
01:16Not if I get there first!
01:18I thought you guys had a jet ski at the resort!
01:20I will be your meat shield, Aphmau!
01:22I'll observe from the beach!
01:24Wow, my hero, I guess?
01:26Oh, boys! You're doing it all wrong!
01:28You're supposed to be rescuing her properly!
01:30That's what I'm talking about! Someone has a jet ski!
01:32That's right! Don't worry, babe, I'm here for you!
01:34Hey, that's cheating!
01:36Oh, you snooze, you lose, Gene! Sorry, bro!
01:38Oh, that's more than enough excitement for me!
01:40I wanna go home now!
01:42What? No, no, no! Oh, you're not going home!
01:44Wait, I'm not going home? What do you mean? Wait a minute.
01:46What? What's wrong?
01:48Don't worry! I don't bite!
01:50Oh, that's good to know!
01:52I don't believe you, but please tell me I can get out of here somewhere, you know?
01:54Oh, no, no, no, I'm not doing that!
01:56How about I get you a drink instead?
01:58Oh, I guess that's normal, actually.
02:00Well, this is where I work, so how about I get you a drink?
02:02Yeah, you know, um,
02:04I guess I'm safe now that I know you have a job, I guess.
02:06Don't worry, you'll be fine!
02:08Let me just whip you up something over here. Check it out.
02:10Oh, check...
02:12Why do you guys keep doing that?
02:14Why? It's a good shirt!
02:16What? It's hot outside! I want it to cool off! Plus, let me get you that drink.
02:18Fruit punch? Coconut smoothie? Sparkling water?
02:20Um, sure, whatever tastes good.
02:22Oh, I'd do anything just for you! Don't disappoint me.
02:24Alright, alright, alright, give me a second here. I don't disappoint.
02:26So, tell me. There you go.
02:28Have you been, uh, crazy for this long?
02:30Pfft, have you been this adorable that long? Oh, stop it.
02:32You know, it's a real question.
02:34Because this is a yandere resort, I can tell. Y'all all crazy.
02:36What are we talking about? That's totally not what this is at all!
02:38I just make drinks here, you know?
02:40Not often enough, considering this is his job.
02:42I just made one, see? She told me what...
02:44Hi! So wonderful to meet you, Miss Half Mouth.
02:46I'm the resort's manager.
02:48Come with me so we can discuss your missing luggage.
02:50Don't listen to him, he's just pretending.
02:52Over dinner, perhaps? Sure.
02:54Wait, wait, what? I mean, I could get some new clothes.
02:56Can't you see my shirt's off? I'm doing something here.
02:58Gene, Gene, Gene, she'll go when she wants to go.
03:00No need to go that far, okay?
03:02Wait, wait, you don't want to go, do you?
03:04Thank you so much for the save.
03:06How about I take you up on this drink another time?
03:08What? My shirt's off and everything, though!
03:10Okay, he's right this way.
03:12Alright! Gene, you better not kidnap her!
03:14Ooh, it's beautiful.
03:16Fancy. Reminds me of a paradise I once went to.
03:18Well, we do pride ourselves on being a true luxury resort.
03:22Ooh, okay.
03:24Fancy.
03:26Ooh, thank you.
03:28Very tall, very nice. And here you are!
03:30Oh my goodness!
03:32Look at the luxury view!
03:34This is the best place I've ever had! Yes, we've taken the initiative to provide
03:36some clothes for your suite, so please
03:38feel free to use them whenever you like.
03:40Initiative! I love that!
03:42Oh, wait, these are... Okay, these are...
03:44Oh my goodness.
03:46Y'all have some good taste, you know? I think I'm okay with this.
03:48Yeah, just wait until you see them!
03:50I can't wait to see them on you, I mean...
03:52You can leave. You can leave, sir.
03:54Also, you guys have been super sweet.
03:56Just wanted to let you know that. And here is your room key, by the way.
03:58There you go. Okie dokie.
04:00So you can come and go as you please.
04:02Not that you'd ever want to leave.
04:04Um, I should be good, don't worry.
04:06Yep, those cameras in here.
04:08Got it figured. Well, yeah, it's, you know, for your safety.
04:10For my safety.
04:12You know how to put cameras in a person's room in a hotel, you know that, right?
04:14Someone else would be...
04:16watching you?
04:18Oh, that's a good point.
04:20I didn't even think about that.
04:22Now it's just you and me.
04:24No. You have other guests to take care of, don't you?
04:26None as important as you.
04:28Aw, that's so sweet. But you know what?
04:30Um, I think I'm gonna need to do some redecorating.
04:32Oh, naturally! We can redecorate this
04:34to whatever suits you best!
04:36Hmm, whatever would suit me best?
04:38Let me think. Would you mind stepping out for a moment?
04:40I actually would like to get changed.
04:42Oh, of course! Yes, yes, yes, just ring the front desk
04:44and they will get you whatever you like.
04:46You know, whatever you desire.
04:48Or me.
04:50Okay, alright. These cameras are a little weird.
04:52But if video games tell me anything,
04:54there's always a blind spot.
04:56Hmm.
04:58Wait a minute.
05:00Are those things following me? Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
05:02Okay! Alright, I'll figure this out.
05:04I will survive this.
05:06This is more like a challenge to me.
05:08Those boys are actually trapped here with me.
05:10Not the other way around. Let's see.
05:12Oh, what the? Come on!
05:14This is supposed to be a five-star resort if they told me right.
05:16Let's see.
05:18I need to cover...
05:20What the? Excuse me!
05:22Yes! I heard your pipes are clogged
05:24and I'm here to fix them!
05:26You just broke the wall, sir!
05:28Okay, take care of it. It exploded.
05:30Okay!
05:32I will brave this battle for you, my lady!
05:34It's not a battle. It's literally...
05:36Is there a better handyman here?
05:38Oh! Actually, you're perfect.
05:40Good job!
05:42You must be some kind of genius in that, huh?
05:44Aw, shucks!
05:46It was just my job! I'd be gladly to help
05:48a pretty lady like you anytime!
05:50Aw, that's so sweet.
05:52But, would you mind helping me with one more thing, actually?
05:54Oh, of course!
05:56Perfect! These paintings over here,
05:58they kind of, like, scare me.
06:00There might be something wrong with the wiring in the eyes.
06:02Oh, yeah, no problem!
06:04I can just take a look at the breaker box.
06:06It should be in the closet over here.
06:08Oh, the breaker box.
06:10Okay, alright, stand back!
06:12Oh, my goodness!
06:14Are you okay?
06:16Oh, yeah.
06:18Oh, no.
06:20I'm so sorry.
06:22Sorry about all that.
06:24It's just so nice to meet you. You're so nice to me.
06:26It's like we've been together all our lives.
06:28Aw, that's sweet that you think that, honey.
06:30But you know what? Um...
06:32Nurse me back to health.
06:34Maybe a little kiss will make me feel better.
06:36Maybe a little kiss will actually make me want to stab you, you know, just in case.
06:38You know, you're funny.
06:40Oh, the only healing I need
06:42is your sweet love.
06:44Aw, that's cute.
06:46But that's too bad.
06:48I need a real big strong man, actually,
06:50to, um, bring this armchair
06:52downstairs, please.
06:54It makes the room too cluttered.
06:56Oh, you're right! The feng shui is off entirely!
06:58I'll get that fixed right now.
07:00Aw, shucks!
07:02Looks like I'll have to come back to fix it later!
07:04Oh, that's a nice picture!
07:06Okey-dokey, let's see.
07:08I should be able to get whatever I want here, right?
07:10With those boys wrapped around...
07:12Okay, I don't want that.
07:14Ah, seriously.
07:16Nope. Closing that.
07:18You know what? Hmm. It's fine.
07:20I know the resort provided me with new swimsuits
07:22and they're all so cute!
07:24Oh, my goodness. What is going on?
07:26Y'all?
07:28Oh, funny meeting you here again!
07:30Yeah, long time no see!
07:32My sunburn cleared up.
07:34Do you wanna do something?
07:36What are you guys doing here?
07:38Oh, nothing!
07:40The shoes are killing me, but I love the lift it gives.
07:42So, you're looking for a new swimsuit, hmm?
07:44Yes, but I'd like to have some options, you know?
07:46Free stuff?
07:48Oh, we can find one!
07:50Yeah, yeah, yeah, we can do it!
07:52That's not even the right color!
07:54Oh, my goodness.
07:56Oh.
07:58That's cute.
08:00But, no.
08:02No, Zane, you got it all wrong!
08:04The best thing is to have as little as possible!
08:06Oh, well, that's cute.
08:08I could get a nice suntan with that.
08:10No, that's not it either, dude.
08:12You gotta be hot, trendy, and have the proper cutouts, okay?
08:14Like this. This is Aphmau's style right here.
08:16That is adorable.
08:18They're all adorable, actually, except the wetsuits.
08:20Yeah, don't mind Zane. He doesn't get girls.
08:22So, you wanna try it on?
08:24I mean, I'll take the bikini or the...
08:26Hey, please. I don't know if we have sprinklers in here.
08:28That's it! I'm getting another bathing suit and I'm gonna beat you with it!
08:30Okay, alright, I'll just put this out.
08:32Zane, don't!
08:34Okay, you know what?
08:36Just be quiet about it like everyone else!
08:38I'm going to get out of here. I can't believe this.
08:40Aphmau! Where are you, girl?
08:42Wait, wait, wait.
08:44Hey, I'll use my entire life savings to buy a ticket
08:46and come here to be with you!
08:48Girl, what? I'm so happy to see you, actually.
08:50It's so great you're here.
08:52Wait, how'd you get here?
08:54The helicopter's still here? Did it survive? Did the bird survive?
08:56Helicopter? Oh no, I was shipped here with the pineapple crate.
08:58Made a lot of money.
09:00Wait, we can still help you, you know!
09:02Why do we miss you?
09:04What's that? She smells like pineapple.
09:06Oh, look what the pineapple's dragged in.
09:08I'm here with my friend now.
09:10I'm just gonna get out of here and...
09:12But I can be your friend, too. What do you say about that?
09:14Aph, I wanna make you a drink.
09:16I heard we just got pineapples in.
09:18Oh, I can show you about door safety.
09:20I like the drinks and the pineapple and the coconut.
09:22Dude, your doors never work, man.
09:24Oh, I love attentive guys.
09:26Uh, you can have Zane.
09:28Well, you guys have fun shopping. I'm gonna show Kim around.
09:30See y'all later.
09:32Wait, what?
09:34Come on, Kim. Let's go to the bathroom this way.
09:36We'll be waiting.
09:38Hey, see you later, boys.
09:40Girl, what is up? I thought you were all excited about this trip.
09:42I was, but these guys are legit crazy.
09:44They're breaking walls and there's cameras in my room. It's weird.
09:46Kim, these guys are yanderes.
09:48Wow, way to be delusional.
09:50They're just guys. Here, I'll set the record straight.
09:52Excuse me.
09:54Wait, that's the resort manager.
09:56Uh, hey, I'm talking to you.
09:58Maybe he's napping. I hope.
10:00Maybe he sleeps weird. He's, um...
10:02Weirdo.
10:04Oh, he's dead!