Aphmau
  • 3 months ago
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00:00What's happening? Why is there, like, ra-
00:02Oh, jeez!
00:03Oh!
00:04Oh!
00:05Oh!
00:06You can't just leave me here!
00:08Oh, my wolf!
00:09Huh?
00:10What's... what's...
00:11Wait a minute.
00:12Wolf Island?
00:13Wait.
00:14Why are wolves made out of islands?
00:16Islands made out of wolves.
00:17Ah!
00:18Oh, look at this nice little snack.
00:19Okay, I think I get now what's going on.
00:20I guess a little lamb's lost her way.
00:22And that means it's time to eat.
00:24Ah!
00:25Hey!
00:26We can talk and then run!
00:28After her!
00:29What?
00:30You're gonna make a nice sheep stew!
00:31No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:32I taste disgusting!
00:33Oh, have you eaten yourself before?
00:35Oh, no.
00:36Well...
00:37Hi!
00:38We're saying...
00:39Oh, boy, oh, boy!
00:40I can't wait for her to cook us up something real good!
00:41Wait, what?
00:42Oh!
00:43Woo!
00:44Idiots!
00:45You started a howl, you idiot!
00:46Wait!
00:47Wait!
00:48You guys might need a bit of this.
00:49Here, I can help you out.
00:50Oh!
00:51Ah!
00:52Ah!
00:53Pearce!
00:54Bet they didn't expect that big punch from a little sheep like me.
00:57Sheep one, wolf zero.
00:58Let's see.
00:59Wait, wait, I can't stop!
01:00Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
01:01Oh!
01:02Oh, no, I absorbed the water!
01:03That's not good, that's not good, that's not good!
01:05Okay, I've got to be careful.
01:07Ah!
01:08Much better.
01:09Hmm.
01:10So much for being at the petting zoo.
01:13Now I gotta be dinner on this wolf island!
01:15I need to find shelter quickly, especially before they come to try to get me or eat me!
01:19Now that I've gotten rid of those bad wolves, I can focus on getting food.
01:23I need to find some wheat or something like that.
01:27Ooh!
01:28Check it out!
01:29What is this place?
01:30Oh my gosh!
01:31They've got a light wheat roof!
01:33And they've got a whole farm for little me!
01:37Alright, let's see.
01:39What can I get from here?
01:40I've got carrots.
01:41Wait, wait!
01:42Welcome to our buffet, Mr. Sheep!
01:44Oh, yeah!
01:45Oh, delicious sheepy buffet!
01:47Wow!
01:48What they mean is that this is a buffet for sheep to eat at, so please come inside and
01:53take a rest.
01:54Wait!
01:55Oh my gosh!
01:56Finally!
01:57After you!
01:58Of course!
01:59I will come by and check this out.
02:00Welcome in!
02:01Wow!
02:02This is amazing!
02:03You can use these shears to cut wolves, probably.
02:05Alright boys, let us come in and take care of our guest.
02:07Ah, yeah!
02:08Um, I'd love to see what food you have.
02:10If you're going to pamper me and feed me, I'm all down.
02:13She's totally buying it!
02:15Totally buying it.
02:16Now, here at our establishment, we like to make sure that our guests remain completely
02:22warm.
02:23We do?
02:24Yes, Pierce, we do!
02:25Yes, of course!
02:26Well, of course!
02:27I would love to be warm.
02:29It does?
02:30Yes, I'm a chef, I would know, of course.
02:32Of course!
02:33You know, I like my meat extra crispy.
02:36You know, I want to definitely have that little burnt flavor to it.
02:39Um, certainly, I can see what I can do.
02:41Let us see here.
02:42Yeah, make sure it's extra hot.
02:44Ooh, it's an awfully big oven.
02:46Maybe you two should help him look into that.
02:48What?
02:49No, what?
02:50Uh, no.
02:51I'm afraid to say no.
02:52No.
02:54Oh, it would be so nice.
02:56I would be willing to jump in there myself, you know?
02:58No, I think she has a point.
02:59I think you two should come over and help me now.
03:01Uh, fine.
03:03I mean, fine.
03:04All right, who's next?
03:05Let's see.
03:06I don't have one for you.
03:07I need to open this up.
03:08Ah!
03:09There we go!
03:10Fire!
03:11Fire!
03:12Goodbye!
03:13I'm not that stupid.
03:14Oh!
03:15Not so fast, little lamb!
03:16Hi!
03:17Okay, I guess.
03:18Nowhere to run now!
03:19Right in your face, ketchup!
03:20Oh, what is that?
03:21I'll just make sure.
03:22Get out!
03:23Bye-bye!
03:24You're not getting away for long!
03:26Good luck!
03:28I could get used to the fun of this.
03:30All right, finding a place to...
03:32Ooh, check it out.
03:34I forgot to eat, so maybe there's some food on there.
03:36All right, let's see if I can use anything on this ship.
03:40Hopefully those wolves are off my trail.
03:42Hmm, let's see.
03:44Nope, nope.
03:46Oh, what is that?
03:48It is a...
03:50Ooh!
03:51It is a vacuum cleaner.
03:53Interesting.
03:55I might be able to do something with this.
03:57Maybe my new neighbors would be able to use this.
03:59Oh!
04:01This is their den.
04:03Okay, just what I'm looking for.
04:05Let's put this right there.
04:07See if this makes it even fun.
04:09Ah!
04:11Sheep!
04:13Sheep, sheep, sheep, sheep!
04:15I'm telling you, there's no sheep out here.
04:17I swear I did!
04:20Wait, hold on a second.
04:22You're spiked out!
04:24Is this treasure?
04:26Suspicious, that's what it is.
04:28Oh, come on!
04:30If it's suspicious, I can smell it!
04:32Dude, you can't smell suspicion!
04:34No, nothing. I got nothing.
04:36Open it, open it, open it, open it!
04:38Really?
04:40All right, Aaron, I hate to say it, but...
04:42I think it might be right. I don't smell anything.
04:44Oh, yeah.
04:46Open it, see what happens.
04:48Open it, open it, open it!
04:50Don't say I didn't warn you!
04:52Nothing's going to happen.
04:54What is that?
04:56It's a giant vacuum!
04:58It's a giant vacuum!
05:00Wait a second.
05:02Don't vacuum, don't vacuum, don't vacuum!
05:04Get out of the way!
05:08Okie dokie, now the coast is clear.
05:10I should be good to look around.
05:12I actually got to find some food
05:14because I am going to be dying here
05:16and it's going to be bad.
05:18Oh, hey, I didn't see this before.
05:20I'll take this.
05:22This will do.
05:24All right, and I've got some ketchup
05:26so I can put the carrots on the ketchup and...
05:28I got you now, little puffball.
05:30Don't do anything!
05:32Oh, you're going to beg for mercy?
05:34You can't eat me. I'm still eating myself.
05:36I have skin and bones.
05:38Oh, don't worry. I'm sure you'll make a perfect snack
05:40for us back at our bonfire.
05:42What? Hey, that's not fair!
05:44You did all the talking and I didn't do any.
05:46So is that fair?
05:48No, I'm kind of done with you talking.
05:50I'll be here soon enough.
05:52Back on the menu.
05:54Here, little lady, I made a nice little bath for you.
05:56Wait a minute, wait a minute, you can't do that.
05:58I can do all the water.
06:00Pearce, light the fire.
06:02I want to light the fire.
06:04I don't care. Somebody light the fire.
06:06Are you guys making me into soup?
06:08Just make sure she's cooking.
06:10I'm going to go get the rest of the ingredients.
06:13Just pipe down about that.
06:15And you stay put.
06:17Otherwise, we have dinner early.
06:19I don't mean to ruin your appetite. Sorry.
06:21Don't be bossy.
06:23You're going to learn a lot about wolves while you're spending time with us.
06:25It's hard. I can't light this thing without my hands.
06:27You know what?
06:29Just give me that.
06:31That was my job.
06:33Thank you very much.
06:35Not if it was your job. I'm doing it.
06:37We're fighting. This is good.
06:39I think I've got an idea.
06:41I think I've got an idea.
06:47What was that?
06:49What are you doing?
06:51That's a silly, silly howl.
06:53Let me show you.
06:55Pearce, no!
06:57Come on!
06:59That's how you do it.
07:01What is going on?
07:03They can't help but howl.
07:05Who started the howl?
07:07Silly sheep.
07:09Hey, Pearce.
07:13You guys are so silly.
07:15You couldn't help at all.
07:17You're so simple and dumb.
07:19I didn't do it.
07:21Let's see.
07:23I want to make that shipwreck a little bit nicer.
07:25Make it a little bit more of a home.
07:27Wait a minute.
07:29Something going on over here?
07:31Maybe I'm being a little sensitive right now.
07:33Of course, I know they're probably hunting me.
07:35Or trying to find me at least.
07:38The smart one found me, but maybe the dumb ones will forget.
07:40Oh my gosh!
07:42How did I get out of here?
07:44I can't be eaten.
07:46I'm just a little sheep.
07:48I've got to find a way to lose it.
07:50I've outsmarted the wolves.
07:52I can outsmart that thing.
07:54What's happening?
07:56Piggy, piggy, piggy.
07:58It's you.
08:00How's it going?
08:02That thing's mean.
08:04I don't like it.
08:06I can try to get out of here.
08:08Let's see.
08:10I actually have a heart.
08:12I'll help.
08:14This way. Follow me. Let's go.
08:16This way. Come on. Let's go.
08:18See? Wolves can't climb trees.
08:20Wait a minute. It's a cat.
08:22Dogs can climb trees.
08:24I did it.
08:26I didn't think that would work, but it did.
08:28You saved me.
08:30That's the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me.
08:32You're welcome.
08:34I know I can always count on a sheep.
08:36Count sheep?
08:38Something like that.
08:40How can I make it up to you?
08:42You saved my life.
08:44Really?
08:46What about not eating me?
08:48Why would I eat you?
08:50You can't eat sheep.
08:52Sure, if that's what you think.
08:54How about you come help me real quick?
08:56This way. Follow me.
08:58There we go. Perfect.
09:00Looking great.
09:03I can stay here with you, by the way.
09:05I mean, if you wanted to, as long as you're not going to tell anybody.
09:07But we should be good, right?
09:09Yeah, I get it.
09:11Okay, let's see.
09:13How's your den going on down there?
09:15It's okay, but...
09:17Oh, here you are.
09:19I just wish I had my little lamby here, too.
09:21I'm a lamb?
09:23No, not you. You're like a sheep.
09:25I'm talking about my stuffed lamby.
09:27I left it back at the cave, though.
09:29I guess it'll be there forever.
09:31You want to go get that? It would be super fun, you know?
09:33Wait, really?
09:35I can't do that.
09:37There's a leopard probably still out there.
09:39We can't be scared of things all the time.
09:41We're never going to have an adventure.
09:43Want me to help?
09:45Alright, let's go.
09:47Let me check if the coast is clear.
09:49Whoa!
09:51Yeah, I think we're fine.
09:53Let's go inside.
09:55Let's grab the toy quickly.
09:57I've never been in a wolf den.
09:59Did they do that to me?
10:01I can't believe this. They missed.
10:03Alright, let's see what else they've got going here.
10:05Masks?
10:07Interesting.
10:09Piss! We're back!
10:11I'll take this one.
10:13That was such a good hunt.
10:15I was totally manly.
10:17Yeah, keep telling yourself that.
10:19Wait, what are you doing here?
10:21Who are you?
10:23I'm a wolf.
10:25A wolf? In sheep's clothing?
10:27Get over it. You're not as fashionable as me anyway.
10:31Hey guys!
10:33Hey, who's the new wolf?
10:35Don't worry, Pierce.
10:37I mean, look! A new wolf!
10:39My friend that is totally a wolf.
10:41And not a sheep.
10:43Is that right?
10:45No, this is perfect. Since you're here,
10:47you can totally help us trap this dumb sheep
10:49on our island.
10:51I'm sure Aaron wouldn't mind the extra help.
10:53Sounds interesting. Maybe he could use some help with that.
10:56What was that?
10:58Nothing. I mean, don't worry.
11:00I've got this.
11:02Come on, I'll show you the way.
11:04Oh, what's this?
11:06Interesting.
11:08How's it coming along?
11:10I thought you'd never show up.
11:12Wait a second, who's this?
11:14They're one of Pierce's friends, apparently.
11:16Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:18A cousin!
11:20Yep, yep. I'm from the other wolf island across the way.
11:22I was going to say Cleveland, but sure.
11:24Well, hurry up and tell your cousin to start helping.
11:26Come on!
11:28Okay.
11:30Everyone else take some.
11:32This golden grass is irresistible for sheep.
11:34She'll come in and fall right into the trap.
11:36I'm not dumb.
11:38Actually, it's kind of nice.
11:40It looks really nice.
11:42Yeah, no, the golden grass that's for sheep.
11:44Remember, cousin?
11:46Doobie, you having a problem over there?
11:48Don't worry about it. I can do what I want.
11:50What was that?
11:52Don't worry about it.
11:54Smelling stuff weird.
11:56My nose is sensitive because I'm a wolf.
11:58Yeah, classic.
12:00Ian, you test it out.
12:02Okay, that's close.
12:04I can do one voice for them, but then another voice for the smart one.
12:06Wait a minute, I got these shears.
12:08I think I've got this.
12:10Alright, let's see how this works.
12:12Okay, I think as long as there are no sudden movements,
12:14this won't collapse.
12:16Hello?
12:18What's that?
12:21Give me the ball.
12:23Give me the ball.
12:25Give it over.
12:27See, got them to fall into their own trap.
12:29What the heck was that about?
12:31What happened?
12:33How did we do it?
12:35This is awesome. It was me all along.
12:37When we get out of here.
12:39We're going to eat you alive.
12:41Don't worry. I heard wolves are great at digging.
12:43You should be fine.
12:45Wait a minute, Pierce.
12:47You're a traitor to the pack.
12:49I'm a new pack now, you know how it goes.
12:51Yeah, sheep pack.
12:53Sheep don't have packs, they have flocks.
12:55And you're not even a sheep. I am in spirit.
12:57Don't worry, let's go.
12:59There we go, got a lily pad.
13:01Now I can really spruce up the outside of the ship.
13:03Whoa, check you out. Nice color, girl.
13:05Horse!
13:07What?
13:09Horsey, come back!
13:11Hey, how dare you try to eat that majestic creature?
13:13I can't believe you.
13:15Why would you do that?
13:17Eat it? No, I'd never eat a horse.
13:19What? You'd eat a sheep?
13:21Yeah, now you're getting it.
13:23Why are you sitting down? Aren't you going to eat me?
13:25You shouldn't be doing that.
13:27No, I'm too sad to do that.
13:29You're sad? Wolves can be sad?
13:31Because I love horsey so much, I want to ride one, but...
13:33But?
13:35They're always scared of me.
13:37Yeah, because when you charge at them with your teeth like that, they're going to be scared.
13:39I would be scared of you too. I am scared of you.
13:41I don't even know what I'm doing here.
13:43Wait a minute.
13:46And why would you help me?
13:48I mean, because sheep aren't bad
13:50like wolves are trying to eat people.
13:52Well, if you can help me ride that horse,
13:54I'll agree to not take you back to Aaron and Ian.
13:56Really?
13:58Oh, okay, I can do that.
14:00That sounds like a deal.
14:02Alright, where is that horsey at?
14:04Come here!
14:06Horsey! Come out, come out, wherever you are!
14:08Come over here, please.
14:10You've got to be quiet and enticing, okay? Be magical.
14:12I am being quiet!
14:14Okay, so let me see.
14:16Alright, there's some... What is this?
14:18Maybe there's something in here we can use.
14:20Let me break them open.
14:22Look, sheep, the horse is definitely not hiding in a crate. Quit wasting time.
14:24I'm not saying it's hiding in here.
14:26I'm saying I want to get some stuff.
14:28Ooh, hey.
14:30Whoever was shipwrecked here must have been a fan of dogs.
14:32Or a big hater, considering you've got those things in your hand.
14:34Those things?
14:36Excuse me, they used to take care of dogs.
14:38You know, fun toys.
14:40Fun little things for the vet.
14:42Look, I'm a wolf, not a dog.
14:44I don't enjoy toys!
14:46Aw, look at you.
14:48You like it?
14:50Dogs are not from wolves, so you have some of that trait, you know.
14:52You like a toy?
14:54It's a very nice toy, thank you.
14:56This is a very nice de-stressor.
14:58I'd like that a lot. Thank you very much for this.
15:00Very calm.
15:02Look at you!
15:04Now you may actually be able to approach the horse.
15:06Wait, there it is.
15:08Come on, be calm. Quiet.
15:10You know, ASMR boys.
15:12You've got this.
15:14Oh, look at you!
15:20Oh, thank you. This makes me want to eat you a whole lot less.
15:22Wow, actually, I like that.
15:24Welcome. Sheep! Hey, sheep!
15:26What's wrong? What's wrong?
15:28We have some major problems. Major problems like what?
15:30They're coming! They found us and they're coming!
15:32What? What in the world?
15:34Oh, they have a wolf tank!
15:36Right on target!
15:39Guys, you're gonna hit the horse! Relax!
15:41We should be eating a horse, you stupid traitor!
15:43Now, see, this is why you should totally
15:45prim on me, Aaron. I'm loyal and funny
15:47and smart. Alright, and you may be
15:49like one of those things.
15:51Alright, wanna throw wolves at us?
15:53Alright, we'll get the wolves right back!
15:55Oh, jeez, I almost died there!
16:01I need to borrow you.
16:03Ready!
16:05Fire!
16:07No, you don't!
16:09Whatever, I have another surprise for you!
16:11Huh? For me?
16:13Oh, you shouldn't have.
16:15Come here, little sheep!
16:17Get out of the way!
16:19Oh my gosh!
16:21Yep, and that's what I get!
16:23Hey, let me go!
16:25Come here! That's right! Get her!
16:27No, you're not running!
16:29It would be nice of you to help!
16:31You got it, Aaron!
16:33Go get it! You got it!
16:35Don't fall for that!
16:37I gotta squeak it!
16:39Get good!
16:41What happened? I've been foiled!
16:43Now it's me and you!
16:45Oh!
16:47Hey!
16:49You're not kidding me!
16:51You can't teach an old dog new tricks, but you can teach a new sheep how to speak!
16:53No one even says that!
16:55Just making stuff up now!
16:57Hang on, Aaron!
16:59My vision's kind of blurry, but I'm still dizzy!
17:01Don't do it!
17:04Great!
17:06Wanna say anything now, big boy?
17:08Fine!
17:10Maybe you're not so bad!
17:12Smart or not,
17:14I'm totally eating you when I get out of this hole!
17:16You can just walk!
17:18But I guess you can't use your legs!
17:20How about I use these?
17:22Oh my gosh!
17:24Oh, Zane!
17:26Somebody!
17:28What is she holding?
17:30No! No! No!
17:32There you go!
17:34Nice haircut!
17:36Alright, now that we have that done, let's see...
17:38Alright, we've got that going!
17:40Oh yeah! Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!
17:42I can't wait to start welcoming some guests!
17:44Yep! We're gonna have a petting zoo here, because I've always wanted to be in one!
17:46The star of one, of course!
17:48How are you doing with the animals?
17:50Great!
17:52Are you sure we can't add any meat to the menu?
17:54No, not around the petting zoo animal!
17:56Sorry, I'll get the cone again, though!
17:58Fine, fine! So no meat!
18:00Alright, we're gonna open a petting zoo!
18:02I'm gonna be the star, remember!
18:04Wait a minute...
18:06What is he doing?
18:08Oh! Yes!
18:10Business is booming now!
18:12Don't pet me! Don't pet me!
18:14Actually...
18:16I like that behind the ears!
18:18I'm a good boy! I can be a good boy!
18:20Look, everyone's happy! Wait, what happened?
18:22Oh, look!
18:24Awesome!
18:26Alright, we're gonna make a lot of money!
18:28What is my ship then?