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00:00Oh, no, no, no, no, no, Kim, run faster, they're right behind us.
00:03I told you this place looked suspicious, but no!
00:05Let's just look around, it'll be fun, Kim.
00:07Oh, girl, why?
00:09One of these has to go somewhere.
00:11I can't see anything in this, where are they?
00:13They're literally shooting at us, just pick a door, any door.
00:15Oh, okay, this one looks different.
00:17Come on, let's go.
00:19Oh, absolutely not, that door is screaming haunted.
00:21Okay, haunted sounds great, let's go.
00:23Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, in!
00:25Okay, oh my gosh.
00:27Okay, I think we lost them.
00:29Wait, but where even are we?
00:31Somewhere I'd really like to get out of.
00:33God, who even were those guards?
00:35Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:37Back when we were running, one of them tripped and yelled,
00:39My dignity! Something like that.
00:41Who else would say that?
00:43Oh my gosh, it's the boys, isn't it?
00:45Who else on this server would even bother?
00:47Okay, okay.
00:49Come on, Kim, let's go.
00:51Totally.
00:53Kim, you've got this.
00:55Oh, that's, okay, we did our best.
00:57Wait, what is masking?
00:59Can I wear this? What's it do?
01:01Let's see.
01:03What if I, oh.
01:05That cannot be good.
01:07Not at all.
01:09Alright, wonderful.
01:11Alright, time to put an end to whatever madness
01:13these boys are up to.
01:15Now, who's responsible for, huh?
01:17Hey, I'm over here.
01:19Wait, Kim,
01:21Kim, it's just me, Kim.
01:23You're coming with me.
01:25Kim, look out!
01:27What the?
01:29Excuse me, Squarebase, what did you do to her?
01:31What do you want?
01:33Is that Aaron?
01:35Are you seriously part of this too?
01:37So you found a mask, didn't you?
01:39Yeah, after getting chased across the map by your henchmen.
01:41How could you?
01:43I told them he's up on the whole kidnapping thing.
01:45A bunch of trigger-happy morons.
01:47Then take off that creepy skin and explain.
01:49What is happening?
01:51It's easier just to show you. Come on here.
01:53What the? Whoa!
01:55What kind of sorcery is this?
01:57Alright, there we go.
01:59Come on, you're going to want to see this.
02:01Whoa, holy building blocks.
02:03How much did you guys build?
02:05I didn't really build any.
02:07Oh, Aaron, you found the front man.
02:09Front woman, thank you.
02:11She found the mask, dude.
02:13Of course she did. Hi, Aphmau.
02:15Hi. I see it's you.
02:17Okay, come on in.
02:19Alright, let's, whoa.
02:21Wait a minute. Why is there like a
02:23terrifying doomsday clock on the wall?
02:25That kind of thing?
02:27Oh, you mean that? Oh, it's no big deal.
02:29It just shuts the server down when it hits zero, you know.
02:31You mean we'd lose everything?
02:33Well, kinda.
02:35Who did this?
02:37Look, I didn't do this on pu-
02:39Hey, I didn't do this on purpose.
02:41It just happened when I updated the server.
02:43Okay?
02:45Likely story, mister.
02:47You just wanted an excuse to play Squid Game, didn't you?
02:49Wish I got you there, dude.
02:51And your mask just happens to be the key.
02:53Now come on, let's get started.
02:55I have to wire them up, alright?
02:57This is the control room, and this button right here only works
02:59with the mask, apparently. Which you have now.
03:01Really? Yeah, we start the games ourselves,
03:03but you're the one with the mask and all the terrifying authority.
03:05Okay, but what kind of
03:07prize games are we talking about? And more importantly,
03:09what's the prize?
03:11Behold! We cull the weak
03:13through trials of brain and prong
03:15to determine the one true champion.
03:17Okay, I think I'm out.
03:19Bye!
03:21Wait, no! Listen, Aph, once it's over,
03:23the winner can let everyone back on the server.
03:25We just need to run the game and see who earns it.
03:27Cool. So they're all counting on me to bring them back, huh?
03:29Uh, kinda. Fine.
03:31But if I'm culling the shots, then it's my terms.
03:33Oh, no, no, it's fine,
03:35but just don't scrap my super-cool, not-at-all-evil
03:37plan, okay?
03:39You know what? Fine. You're on. I'll do it.
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05:41right you know so uh want to stay and watch the fireworks you know just you would be half out
05:46garth what this isn't funny there's a giant bomb and yet nothing is more explosive than my feelings
05:52for you what is going on with you what oh what is vote to play or end the game i don't want to play
05:58but it was just getting good you know for once i agree with casey huh well i guess there's only
06:03one way to settle this then huh all right everybody vote okay all right let's see uh all right got mine
06:10oh come on okay you can end this here all right i got this no problem wait what what oh boy pierce
06:17you weren't even playing before yeah exactly that's why i want to play i didn't get to see
06:22anything what i guess it all comes down to me oh wait what is it broken i guess i only have one
06:32huh yeah
06:35ah if i knew you would make a great team what do you say you want to play um
06:40nope nope no no no i need to check on something right now okay i'm gonna go rest for a bit okay
06:46all right oh my gosh wait what uh do you like my trick afbo where you couldn't vote you know
06:52because because of the mask thing it was the whole thing is wow that's a plan that reeks of
06:57how'd you know it's his idea because it's evil and annoying i can be both go away pierce i know
07:02you're faking too i need space i'm gonna win the next game okay fine bye see ya excuse me
07:09i'm gonna have to ask you to move along please excuse me who are you yeah we just want to talk
07:14with afmo uh um wait afmo am i looking at here why is there a soldier outside your house i don't
07:21know move along number one number two engage engage whoa whoa hey um who are you taking me
07:31here's stop being weird for five minutes you're making me sus i'm protecting you
07:35security detail and all that uh you know that's what i do all right let's see oh
07:39uh oh laugh now perfect timing zane explain the rigged vote please you decided to play
07:46the boss can't determine our own games that's just not fair oh wow not fair kim got banned
07:52what happens if everyone gets banned from the server oh come on it was kim we knew parker
07:57was gonna get her first casey is way better as your best friend this server should be set up
08:01for the guards and you and even my sweet casey just in the mix there and lost your mind i'm
08:08gonna prove that no one here deserves to get banned and then i'm unbanning kim all right
08:13actually you know what i'm gonna do this there we go whoa what the wait oh where's my uniform
08:20oh man i like that one better more importantly where are we okay guys calm down this looks like
08:26some kind of death wheel maybe oh it is 100 percent of death wheel i don't think you want
08:36to yeah you say that like it's gonna stop him guard oh i don't like the sound of this i mean
08:40i like color games but usually i get to make a cute sweater after it's not for guys here we go
08:47oh oh i get it it's like musical chairs but instead of the chairs it's the guy that is not
08:54comfortable how am i going to win this what all right we're gonna have to work together
09:01wait what the mess okay oh okay um yeah yeah sorry it's orange orange
09:11here's here stay away from orange you two whispering about the mask told me that orange
09:14is bad yeah none of your business that's what what did you both do in the games
09:19huh whoa oh orange you're gonna see that coming well all right let's just uh let's just keep
09:26moving around and see what's next okay all right um hey look everything's cool okay just everyone
09:33be calm just trust me rise okay how can i trust you like this i want to get everyone out of here
09:37okay look as long as you don't step on the blue we'll be fine
09:43it's time to test that theory huh how'd you know how'd you know what happened huh huh
09:48huh what yeah who knows yeah someone's on blue this is a choice
09:55why would you know she's bad i guess not oh my gosh oh well another one bites the dust
10:04not funny did you do this i'm literally trying to save you all why would you suspect me
10:12maybe i'm just naturally better than everyone else you know maybe i could be like the chosen one
10:18you know natural born leader of the survival squad okay we need to back down like come back
10:23down to planet earth actually population my biceps okay those are squares looks like
10:30my bicep i'm gonna go calm down you guys do your own thing oh you want these guns
10:35i don't get away can you let me in no nobody's coming in my house i need to rest
10:41oh my goodness okay fine fake being a part of this
10:46jc she was too beautiful for this crying into your emo diary and get it together
10:53calm down i mean i risked my life like two whole times this whole thing so they're losing
10:59time to stop being a spectator and start being involved i mean like a player you know yeah but
11:03that but watching people suffer is so fun when your girlfriend's not under the band hammer too
11:08bad ah i am so not dealing with another round of you hiding under the control room you're playing
11:13now okay fine great oh okay but uh i'm gonna win and if i win i'm just gonna unban kc as my prize
11:20yeah okay good luck with that just don't ruin the game okay zane oh don't worry i'm not trying
11:25to eliminate you but only because you have that mask oh wow thanks all right let's get started
11:29with the next game come on well all right here we are oh oh what's that brother you're here too
11:38yeah yeah try not to sound so happy about it uh since when did flat surface mean fall to your doom
11:45well technically it is flat just more porous okay thesaurus pass let's just like the lava
11:51just be careful okay folks don't jump so don't be dumb oh so you could come in first uh no way
11:58um half mel has been suspiciously helpful she seems to know a lot about what's going on calm
12:03down i'm doing my best to help everyone survive all right magic mask let's see what your secrets
12:07got this time please show me something oh wait wait what what did you say red light oh okay
12:12that part yeah hold your position hold these buckling wait okay let's go go go go
12:24hey wait what was that that's probably nothing no nothing game breaking or any sort of game
12:28changing sort of item or whatever wait wait you have a secret i know i didn't i said she did
12:35oh wait wait i don't know that's red light
12:41i don't have anything all right it's my lucky go go go don't do it again don't you dare
12:51i don't have anything no garth back up
12:54whoa
13:03let's just get to the end now stop fighting just keep focusing don't go don't even stop go
13:12zane what did you do now garth is banned too
13:16i was protecting you besides that's one less player to worry about
13:20like that's your brother though that's pretty cold man well wait a second why would you protect
13:26aphmau unless it has something to do with hmm but the mask oh it's definitely doesn't have
13:31nothing to do with that uh-uh nothing about no masks what here's what let's just take this
13:38elsewhere okay come on come on what right you don't think i'm gonna talk to you what
13:43am i supposed to say that it was about the mask i'm just thinking i can't believe you guys focus
13:49we have bigger problems okay i'm trying to serve people the server you know while you guys have
13:55been fighting like kids at daycare the server has still been counting down you know aaron
13:59why are you here what are you doing here my buddy zane and pierce have let this get out of hand so
14:03it's time that we all play wait oh yeah all the staff gets to play together don't blow our cover
14:10blue boy all right pierce we don't want to make the other suspicious okay exactly it's just rise
14:16left now aphmau hand over the mask and then risk banning him absolutely not well it's better him
14:22than us yeah then stop arguing you're making things harder than it has to be oh i'm making
14:27it hard oh my i mean you guys are my bodyguards and you'll do whatever i ask right i mean yeah
14:32yes yeah it's that's our job huh because of that mask good then hand over all your squid game items
14:39now what now if all of you want to see this through the way you planned then do it without
14:44these special items unless you're all scared scared yes no i am not scared just all right
14:51wow oh my god oh and where's the interest of the control room aaron oh finally stepping in your
15:00role huh well let's see if you can handle it babe all right i can handle it thank you very much
15:06all right come on let's see rice looks like he's kind of doing his own thing all right
15:15oh all right guys the server is on the line okay we must have a game for everyone fear i don't even
15:21know what the word means how do i you seem pretty scared throughout this especially in case he died
15:27that was just regret not fear okay let's play the next game come on i'm pretty scared to me
15:33okay oh no no not this again great no one wins these heights you know
15:39right stay away from that stand there rise if i were you whoa
15:45oh stay quiet okay a second that mask is the source of all these issues isn't it it's not
15:51like that i'm actually trying to help my best okay we're all on the same team here paranoid
15:56much chill and we'll all be all right come on what are you well because she's acting suspicious
16:01tell us what you're hiding right don't get so riled up about this it's just a death game
16:06what i'm not easy to rile up you're just hey what are you doing guys stop punching
16:23no matter how many times i use this math it only seems to help me
16:26oh way to go zane you knocked out two players including success
16:31i mean i need some space right now
16:38come on we did what we had to do okay aaron i'm trying to fix this mess it's not your fault but
16:43everyone's been out of control here lately all right this thing has caused nothing but chaos
16:48and wait a minute countdown it's still going well wait a minute countdown still
16:54but but i set it to end at three players remaining oh yeah that's my bad i kind of
16:58changed it to two you know one player in the front what wait a minute what you knew about this
17:03why just tell me i thought i would just you tricked me oh come on dude trickery is literally
17:09your thing i just played you better oh i'm gonna kill you oh i'd love to see you try
17:15and you know i will did you press a button oh no no no this was not good oh way too much for
17:23my i'm looking at the sheet but we gotta focus here i made a joke we're killing me a lot i don't
17:26joke we're gonna die here if we don't focus on spinning the thing oh yeah
17:30oh this one's bad no no it's worse than mingle i mean okay we gotta find the right wool we gotta
17:36find right sheep i think this is it all right once you find one you gotta bring it in a room
17:44like this here we go oh you better hurry up man nice to see you oh is everyone alive or uh
17:51i think we did it yes yes that works right i'm just telling you right now it gets a lot worse
17:57i'm a lot harder than that magenta purple
18:05i'm gonna put it over here good luck
18:09all these sheep are like blocking everything there we go oh there we go shut up stop laughing
18:13oh i am set all right
18:20i see you can do it no you can't you obviously can't the pressure's getting to you
18:24where i'm not too bad man i'm alive i'm alive all right same wishing for my demise
18:30if i see an extra sheet this time say i'm killing it just for you
18:36kill all the extra sheep come on that's kind of cheating though
18:39it's like the game better you know wait there's a line right here
18:43okay i'll find another one a lime color yes not a green it's a line i don't think there are three
18:48of this one all these sheep look avocado where's the lime one oh no no i can't find one you gotta
18:54do your best there's gotta be another one no i don't think there is i don't think there is
18:57listen listen what you gotta live all right you gotta live if anyone's gonna find my failsafe
19:01have to find it you have to failsafe what does that mean you'll know it when you see it all
19:04right you'll figure it out just shake him down you got this babe
19:10it's dying i'm sorry remember to take him out remember that i love you
19:23it ends here zane oh it sure is and i'm the one who's gonna win it all don't count on it
19:29i know what i'm voting for oh we'll go right ahead missy we're gonna continue these games
19:34just me and you it's gonna be your downfall the only downfall will be you because i'll bring you
19:38to my level this ends now huh wait what three hearts well i can guess what this would mean
19:46okay that's