BIRTH to DEATH of a PHOENIX in Minecraft!
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00:00Thank goodness! She's beautiful!
00:02Oh, hi!
00:04Oh, she's back! Do you have any food?
00:06Well, I didn't think she would be having any food!
00:08Hi! I'm hungry! What's your name?
00:10I'm your father.
00:12And I'm your mother.
00:14What is that thing over there?
00:16Is it storming? Hey, honey, come take a look at this.
00:19Yeah, there shouldn't be a storm.
00:21What the?
00:23Oh, what happened?
00:25Um, are these...
00:27Mom? Dad?
00:29Oh, no! I gotta get out of here!
00:32What do I do? How do I get...
00:34Oh, the storm's over.
00:36Maybe this is the best time to get out of here.
00:38Come on, Mom and Dad! I'll take you somewhere safe.
00:40Um, maybe over there.
00:42Alright, buddy, buddy. How do I...
00:44And, uh, maybe...
00:46Oh, I can fly!
00:48Oh, my gosh! Mom and Dad, are you proud of me?
00:50Okay, this is awesome!
00:52Wait, what the... Oh, no!
00:54I gotta get out of here!
00:56This is not good!
00:58Oh, it's snowing and it's raining!
01:00I gotta land somewhere!
01:02I gotta land!
01:04Ow!
01:06Okay, I made it here.
01:08Um, this should be good.
01:10I'll put my parents here. There you go.
01:12You guys stay safe. No one will find you in there.
01:14Okay, um, let's see.
01:16Can I fly still? I don't know.
01:18Oh, uh, hi!
01:20Wait, hi!
01:22Wait, you're alone? Are you an orphan?
01:24Um, I'm Hungry. What's your name?
01:26Hi, Hungry. My name's Pearce.
01:28Were you just playing a trash can?
01:30No, I was, um, yeah.
01:32I was hiding something there somewhere.
01:34Not that one.
01:36Okay, this one over here?
01:38Yeah, that one over there. What are you doing?
01:40Ooh, look at this! Wait, you're hiding your lunch in here?
01:42Kind of a weird thing to grab if you tell me.
01:44What? What do you mean?
01:46That's not my lunch.
01:48If it's not your lunch, then it's mine.
01:50Wait!
01:52What?
01:54What's that? You guys ate it?
01:56Get back over here!
02:00It's just a chicken dougie!
02:02Get over here!
02:04Okay, I gotta hide. I gotta get to the one place that kids don't wanna go to school.
02:06I don't know where you're going,
02:08but you better get back over here and give me the other dougie back!
02:10What is this robot doing?
02:12Hey! This is my chicken dougie!
02:14Mine! All mine!
02:18Wait, why am I bigger?
02:20It doesn't matter. Where'd he go?
02:22Ugh, what is over here?
02:24Hey, what are you kids doing running all the way?
02:26Get back here!
02:28Why aren't you in class?
02:30Teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher!
02:32This crazy kid when I was playing on the playground,
02:34and she came up to me, and I was eating a chicken dougie,
02:36and she started hitting me for no reason!
02:38That's not true!
02:40Did you take her lunch here? If you're hungry here, have a nugget.
02:42He took my parents, you don't understand! They're right in his hand!
02:44Oh, you took her lunch from her? Gimme that!
02:46Wait, I...
02:48Kids have such wild imaginations!
02:50Chicken dougies have spirits? Okay, well,
02:52why don't you be a big girl and eat up your food now?
02:54No! I can't!
02:56Why not, Angie?
02:58You know how many kids are starving right now? You better eat that nugget!
03:00Right now, Missy, I'm gonna turn you into a nugget!
03:02Oh, I am!
03:04Kids just have active imagination.
03:06They need to learn not to waste food!
03:08See, wasn't it tasty?
03:10Maybe we just need some recess time.
03:12This kid's so weird.
03:14Alright, enough crying! Get back to class!
03:16What is class? Where do I go to class?
03:18Casey, can you take the kids to PE, please?
03:20Alright!
03:22Come right here!
03:24Wow!
03:26This is cool!
03:28Um...
03:30Guys, guys, guys! There's a new kid, and she thinks
03:32that her parents are chicken nuggies!
03:34What? I don't...
03:36Wait, you think your parents are chicken nuggets? That's a weird thing to think of.
03:38My name's Hungry, hi!
03:40Hi, Hungry, I'm Aaron. Hi, Hungry!
03:42Hi, Hungry. Hey, teacher, are we gonna play or what?
03:44Yeah. Zane doesn't wanna play over here!
03:46Yeah!
03:48Whoa!
03:50Alright, I wanna see some sweat, kids!
03:52Let's go, go, go!
03:54Oh, not this game again!
03:56Come on, not this!
03:58That game!
04:00How hot are you?
04:02Hey, Zane, I got some dodgeballs!
04:04Dodgeballs?
04:06I've got plenty myself, thanks!
04:08I don't think this is safe!
04:10Of course it's not!
04:12I'm sorry, are you the teacher?
04:14Teacher people like me!
04:16How long are we gonna play this for?
04:18Alright, keep that work up going, kids!
04:20Alright!
04:22Ooh, I love coffee!
04:24I may be able to do something!
04:28Oh, there we go!
04:30Take this, Zane!
04:32I've got this, guys!
04:34Don't worry, I've got a few for ya!
04:36Is that that girl?
04:38What, you're a bird?
04:40Oh, sorry!
04:42You just turned into a bird, right?
04:44I'm still going!
04:46It definitely looked like you turned into a bird!
04:48It's pretty weird!
04:50And you still are a bird!
04:52Oh, dodgeballs!
04:54They should be done by now, Casey, come on!
04:58Teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher!
05:00Why is the fire alarm going off?
05:02Oh, wait, no, that's just the roof, it's raining.
05:04The girl turned into a bird!
05:06A bird?
05:08She did, she did turn into a bird!
05:10Okay, I got it!
05:12Is it broken?
05:14Okay, well, you guys are probably hungry, let's go get some lunch, everyone!
05:16Come on, chop chop!
05:18Oh my lord, thank you!
05:20Come on!
05:22I don't know what's going on, but I better follow, or they're going to eat me like I'm my parents!
05:24Cafeteria's over here, kids, come on!
05:26Again, I'm just so hungry, and I don't have any parents,
05:28and I hate them, and everyone's being mean,
05:30because they think I'm a bird,
05:32and, oh man, I just...
05:34Hey, hungry,
05:36are you going to order?
05:38I'm just a rabid animal, calm down.
05:40Yeah, sit down, we're trying to eat in peace here, come on!
05:44Ah, she put me on fire!
05:46I'm telling you, I'm telling you to the teacher right now!
05:48Tell us what's going on!
05:50I'm just, I'm hungry!
05:52I mean, we knew that, but if you're actually hungry here...
05:54Yeah, we know you're hungry, that's your day!
05:56No, no, no, Aaron, don't do that, then you'll have to feed her forever!
05:58If she's hungry, she can eat it.
06:00Yeah, but once you take care of her, then she'll expect you to do it forever,
06:02and you'll have to take care of her all the time, then!
06:04What are you even on about, dude?
06:06I didn't realize I could, now I have the brain to think!
06:08Wow!
06:10Ah, look what you started!
06:12Now she's eating all the food in the cafeteria,
06:14and none of us for us!
06:16Yeah, I'm gonna starve to death!
06:18That's it, I'm telling on you, I'm gonna tell Miss Kim on you!
06:20Yeah, I'd like to see you try!
06:22She hasn't even seen me in my bird form,
06:24so if you're gonna tell on me, I just...
06:26Did someone say nuggies? I hope everyone's enjoying their lunch!
06:28Uh-oh!
06:30She hit me, she hit me hard!
06:32He hit me with his armful!
06:34Something happened, something happened!
06:36Everybody shut up!
06:38Okay, Kim, what's your name, huh?
06:40Wait, it's Hungry, right?
06:42Hungry?
06:44Yeah, that's what she told me!
06:46Is that really your name?
06:48Breadine?
06:50Hungry Breadine, okay, I got it!
06:52Well, I've noticed that her grades are the highest in the class,
06:54which means you low-life kids are gonna flunk out
06:56if you don't reach her level!
06:58What?
07:00But she hit me in the face!
07:02Okay, don't behave yourselves!
07:04Cut it out already!
07:06These kids, I'm telling you!
07:08Maybe we don't do that...
07:10They need some tough love and discipline!
07:12That's how I was raised!
07:14Did you see that?
07:16No, I don't see what happened.
07:18Um, he's...
07:20There's a cockroach over there!
07:22Cockroach?
07:24He's on fire again!
07:26Teacher, teacher, teacher!
07:28They're setting him on fire!
07:30The cafeteria!
07:32Fire!
07:34Oh no, it's worse than an infestation!
07:36It's puberty!
07:38They grow up so fast!
07:40What do we do now?
07:42Okay, okay, change of plans.
07:44Class is dismissed for now, but everybody come here tomorrow bright and early!
07:46You got it?
07:48Okay.
07:50I said dismiss!
07:52Um, okay.
07:54New girl showed us up.
07:56New girl keeps lighting me on fire.
07:58She's kind of cute, but I don't know if she'd want to be here.
08:04Um, excuse me!
08:06Oh, hey new girl!
08:08Hi, um, so you fed me, and that means...
08:10Wait a minute, are you following me?
08:12Yeah, you fed me, that means that you need to, um...
08:14Help me because I don't have a home.
08:16My family hates the Nuggets, man!
08:18I ate my parents and they were Nuggets!
08:20No, no, no, just stop crying, alright?
08:22Just stop crying.
08:24You're pretty cute as a firebird, so I guess you could stay in my garage.
08:26Okay, okay, cool! Where do you live?
08:28Oh, yeah, yeah, this way.
08:30Okay, alright.
08:32Come here, come here little man.
08:34Oh, you're a big bird now!
08:36Gotcha! And let's see...
08:38Oh, wow, wow, you sure about this?
08:40Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, where's your house?
08:42It's the red one, it's the red one!
08:44Okay, alright, here we go, and...
08:46Over that way, yeah.
08:50Wait a minute, so this is your place?
08:52I can live here?
08:54There you go.
08:56Alright, let's never do that again.
08:58Oh, look at this place, you've got leaves for me here.
09:00You've got this metal thing, I can live under it.
09:02Oh my gosh, and you've got fresh water!
09:04No, no, no, don't drink that!
09:06Yummy!
09:08Oh my gosh, and oh, look at this, I can make a nest out of this.
09:10This is the best house ever!
09:12Well, listen, my mom doesn't really remember
09:14that the garage is here, so just don't go in the house, okay?
09:16Okay, I got it.
09:18Alright, I'll see you later, alright?
09:20Bye-bye!
09:22Why does he smell like a nugget?
09:24My parents like a nugget, that'd be crazy.
09:26Alright, time to get to work.
09:28Got a nest, it's all good and everything.
09:30Oh, hey!
09:32Hey, wait, what happened over here?
09:34Well, after I had the drinking water, I made a lot of a nest here.
09:36As you can see, it looks really good in my opinion.
09:38It's a pile of sticks and leaves.
09:40Listen, we're late for class, we gotta get going.
09:42Oh, oh, I got this, I got this, I got this.
09:44Here, hop on.
09:46Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
09:48Here we go, gotcha.
09:50No, no, no, no, no.
09:54Alright, I got you up.
09:56There we go, gotcha.
09:58See?
10:00Please don't do that again.
10:02Don't worry, don't worry, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
10:04I got you, let's go over here.
10:06Wait, is that a phoenix?
10:08No, no, it's not.
10:10I knew it.
10:12Oh, we gotta go to class.
10:14I'll get you in there, don't worry.
10:16I'll fly us into class, don't worry, I got this.
10:18I'm trying to get through, it's a little difficult.
10:20Here, I'll put us down.
10:22Okay, there we go, we gotta get to class, hurry, hurry, hurry.
10:24Before he gets there.
10:26All these kids are late.
10:28Hi, we're early.
10:30We're early, super early.
10:32Looks like most of you are here.
10:34How did you get here before me?
10:36What, did you use your bird powers or something?
10:38You're late.
10:40That's enough out of you, you're late, mister.
10:42He's accusing me of things.
10:44I get detention after school, anyway, back to the class.
10:46Aw, kids and their crazy imaginations.
10:48Yeah, he's crazy.
10:50Enough imaginations, this is real life now.
10:52We gotta learn the struggles and pain.
10:54Now let's play a game.
10:56I love games, yay.
10:58Diving?
11:00What?
11:02Alright.
11:04This will practice your risk taking.
11:06So you guys see the platform there?
11:08That's a long way down.
11:10Yeah, so you land on that, you get a lot of points.
11:12You land in the lava, you lose points, or die, or I don't know.
11:14Where's the lava?
11:16Is this gonna kill us?
11:18Alright, who's first?
11:20Don't be chicken.
11:22Why don't you go?
11:24Oh, how brave.
11:26I'm falling fast.
11:28Don't pay attention, please don't pay attention.
11:30Wait, what?
11:32Hey, I made it.
11:34How'd you get up here?
11:36I'm gonna try it.
11:38Keep it going.
11:40Okay, got it.
11:42I mean, it's easy now.
11:44This is easy.
11:46I'm gonna get all the points and finally be better than Steel Girl.
11:48Dude, you're better than no one.
11:52Oh, no.
11:54You lose points.
11:58The more we succeed, the harder it's gonna be.
12:00Stupid lava.
12:02Nice try.
12:04This is easy.
12:06Come on, come on, come on.
12:08I think I have...
12:10I think I have an idea.
12:12Wait, what is happening?
12:14Guys, there's a bird.
12:16A bird?
12:18Oh, wow.
12:20It's a...
12:22Miss Kim, that's the phoenix I saw earlier.
12:24All I see is a giant bird.
12:26You guys are exaggerating.
12:28Look at that, it's a really big bird.
12:30Also, what is that bird doing down there?
12:32I don't know, but it looks like it's making a lot harder for us.
12:34I don't see anything jumping, so get in there.
12:36I don't see anything jumping, so get in there.
12:38Guys, you have to avoid the lava.
12:40Avoid it.
12:42Yeah, we're trying.
12:44Alright, kids, wasn't that fun?
12:46Okay, you all passed.
12:48Now, class dismissed.
12:50I think it's right for you to turn to students.
12:52I need to talk to you.
12:54I said you passed, didn't I?
12:56It's not about the grades, it's about the journey, alright?
12:58You're gonna get an F if you keep back-talking me.
13:00That rain has been haunting me ever since I was born.
13:02Like, probably ten minutes ago, okay?
13:04It killed my parents.
13:06You were born ten minutes ago?
13:08It is. There was a beam and I remember.
13:10Something must be going on. I need you to help me figure out what it is.
13:12Of course, that beam is really weird. Let's go check it out.
13:14Where should we start?
13:16Maybe we can get some information from someone around here?
13:18Let's ask the students.
13:20Listen, I have no idea about this. I was born ten minutes ago too.
13:22Okay, so here's the plan.
13:24I am going to go question those two guys over there,
13:26and you go looking around at the teachers, alright?
13:28I suspect that.
13:30Yeah, there was something weird I saw outside earlier.
13:32Alright, gotta find more information about where that beam came from.
13:34Get in there, nerd!
13:36Huh? Hey!
13:38You are always yelling to the teachers and no one is paying attention to me.
13:40I mean, look at me, I'm so cool!
13:42What does that have to do with anything?
13:44Who cares? You didn't knock it off.
13:46Oh, if it isn't Fred Hungry.
13:48I don't even know your name anymore.
13:50You know what?
13:52I am so done with this school.
13:54And you? You've been on my list ever since you pecked me on the playground.
13:56Excuse me?
13:58I was a toddler and you ate my nugget parents!
14:00Well, whatever.
14:02I'm leaving because it's getting a bit heated in here.
14:04I hope the teachers don't blame the phoenix for it.
14:06Oh, wait, what?
14:08Fire! There's a fire!
14:10What's going on out there?
14:12Too bad!
14:14It's not me, it's not me.
14:16I bumped myself out.
14:18I'm on fire!
14:20Get me out that door!
14:22Hey, get back here!
14:24Teachers! I was at the school on fire!
14:26What the heck is going on in school?
14:28A firebird!
14:30Wait, guys!
14:32Zane is still inside!
14:34Oh no! I can't let my precious students get toasted!
14:36I'll be fired!
14:38It's getting hotter out there!
14:40We gotta save him!
14:42Go!
14:44Zane, don't worry! Gotcha!
14:46Okay, I could use some help.
14:48Okay.
14:50How are we gonna get out of here?
14:52Come on, let's go!
14:54Okay.
14:56I think I've got an idea.
14:58Just please don't drop me!
15:00I won't, don't worry.
15:02Wow, she's so talented!
15:04Got him saved!
15:06I would've done that too, but I'm allergic to fire.
15:08Oh, Zane, you're safe! Thank goodness!
15:10You know, maybe she isn't so bad.
15:12Oh, thanks!
15:14Okay, now I think I'm ready to find out more information.
15:16Wait, what?
15:18What the?
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18:12Ooh, this place hasn't changed.
18:14Well, it's only been like 15 minutes.
18:16Well, it's only been like 15 minutes.
18:18I guess that's true.
18:20All right, let's see.
18:22Maybe I'll get my parents back and they won't be nagging.
18:24Yeah, but your parents were eaten though.
18:26They did die here, so maybe...
18:28Wait, the volcano's been out.
18:30Well, I'll just throw it in, you know, that's my guess.
18:32Uh, let's see.
18:34Ooh!
18:36We're back!
18:38My parents!
18:40Look at you! I missed you so much!
18:42Oh, we missed you too, Miha.
18:44We saw horrible things.
18:46Oh, give us a hug.
18:48So good to see you all grown up.
18:50I'm your pumpkin.
18:52Oh, this is my friend Aaron.
18:54Oh, this is my friend Aaron.
18:56He gave me some bread and now I live with him.
18:58Yeah, boy.
19:00Hey, how's it going?
19:02But you're only...
19:04Yeah, she's been living in my garage next to the water and the paint
19:06and the toxic mess and my car.
19:08Garage?
19:10You're living with your boyfriend?
19:12That's not my boyfriend, I drink the water.
19:14Wait, we're not boyfriend and girlfriend, okay?
19:16What are you going to tell us this?
19:18Why are you guys worried?