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00:00 That smile is expecting in Minecraft.
00:02 When one of my friends thinks I'm having a baby,
00:05 word spreads like wildfire.
00:07 Suddenly, my friends are so excited
00:09 that they keep interrupting me every time
00:12 I try to reveal the true secret.
00:14 Will I be able to tell them what's really going on
00:17 before they go too baby crazy?
00:19 Let's find out.
00:21 Oh hey, be sure to like and subscribe.
00:24 Thanks.
00:24 Sheep, sheepy.
00:27 Man, I know I saw a rainbow sheep around here somewhere.
00:30 Let's see.
00:31 Oh my gosh, this is, come here.
00:35 Oh my gosh, you're a rainbow sheep.
00:37 You're an actual rainbow sheep.
00:39 You're the cutest thing I've ever--
00:40 - Get it!
00:41 It's getting away! - Get back!
00:45 - It's getting away! - No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:47 - I got it, I got it!
00:49 - Yeah! - I got it!
00:50 - Yes! - Team!
00:54 - I got the one! - Team won!
00:56 - That was my sheep!
00:58 - Did you get him too?
00:59 - You got the rainbow?
01:00 You guys-- - Yeah!
01:01 - Oh hey, Apple, how's it going?
01:05 - Get over here!
01:06 (laughing)
01:07 - Whoa, whoa! - Where you going?
01:09 Get over here!
01:10 What are you scuttling away for?
01:11 - No, no, no, no, no! - Oh my God!
01:14 (screaming)
01:16 - Get back here! - Hey, hey, hey!
01:18 - Gotta go, gotta go!
01:19 - I'm going, I'm going, I'm going!
01:22 - Get over here! - Get out of the elevator!
01:24 - Get out of the elevator! - What are you guys doing?
01:27 - Get back here! - Let's get back here!
01:29 (laughing)
01:30 - Bye!
01:31 (growling)
01:32 - Send this back up!
01:33 Just go down!
01:35 - Zane, we did it!
01:36 - Took you long enough. - We best do it!
01:39 I was the one who got the sheep though.
01:41 I got it, I got it, I didn't think.
01:42 - No, I was! - Oh, right.
01:44 - But hey, listen, how did she feel about this?
01:48 - Yeah, she was very, very--
01:52 - Very angry!
01:54 (screaming)
01:56 - Zane!
01:57 - Hey!
01:58 - Hey!
01:59 - How's it going?
02:00 - You're in on this, Zane?
02:02 - You know, I can explain everything, okay?
02:04 Your sheep was a very rare one,
02:06 and I needed its wool to work on a mod that I have to do--
02:09 - To what, Zane?
02:10 They mortalized my cute, adorable sheep for once!
02:13 - Well, you know what, actually,
02:14 let me just show you right here.
02:15 And here goes.
02:17 Ha!
02:20 Ta-da!
02:21 - Yay! - Yay!
02:22 - What? - Balloons!
02:23 - You died in my sheep for a balloon?
02:26 - Not just any balloon, a lot of balloons!
02:30 (laughing)
02:32 - So many of 'em.
02:33 - So many balloons! - Balloons, balloons, balloons!
02:36 - Fine, you know what, that's great.
02:38 I'm glad you guys got your balloons.
02:40 I'm gonna take one.
02:42 - What, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
02:45 - I don't understand.
02:46 - I can't have balloons?
02:47 - We need those balloons to make our houses
02:48 go up in the air.
02:48 We need every single one to get 'em up in the air,
02:51 make our town airborne, and go across the world!
02:53 - Okay! - Every single one!
02:55 - Every single five!
02:56 - Every single one! - Every single one!
02:58 - Whatever, you know what,
02:59 you guys are always taking stuff from me,
03:01 and that's not fair!
03:02 You guys are mean!
03:03 - Wait, she's kinda got a point.
03:05 - Yeah.
03:06 - We should take her diamonds for the next balloon machine.
03:08 - Whoa! - Yeah!
03:09 - Diamonds! - I like it, I like it a lot!
03:11 Let's do it, I'm a balloon! - Just imagine
03:13 the possibilities!
03:14 (laughing)
03:15 - Someday you guys will be nice to me.
03:17 - Balloon, balloon!
03:20 - Don't jump on the machine, Pearce!
03:22 - Don't dive.
03:22 - I can jump on it and make all the balloons I want.
03:25 - No, no, you cannot jump on it.
03:26 - I'll show them.
03:27 I'll take their stupid balloon.
03:29 - Oops!
03:30 - Can you just-- - Sorry!
03:31 - Here we go.
03:32 Oh, I gotta sneak out with this thing.
03:33 - Oh, I got all wet and green.
03:35 - There we go.
03:36 All right, I'm gonna sneak out with it.
03:38 - Balloons, balloons,
03:39 - Bye, dumb boys! - Balloons!
03:41 (laughing)
03:44 - Stupid dumb boys.
03:46 I got a balloon and I snuck out with it!
03:48 Ha ha!
03:49 All right, just gotta get out of here
03:51 so they don't see it.
03:51 That way their dumb house plan
03:53 doesn't work.
03:54 Got my sheep in front of me.
03:55 So mean.
03:55 - Careful!
03:56 - Oh, hey, Casey! - Careful!
03:58 (gasping)
04:00 - Oh my gosh!
04:01 - Are you okay?
04:03 (squeaking)
04:05 - Uh...
04:06 (squeaking)
04:09 - Uh, I don't understand what you're saying.
04:11 I'm going, bye!
04:11 Oh, okay, that was weird.
04:15 Why was she looking at me like that?
04:16 I gotta get to this.
04:17 - Oh my goodness!
04:18 (screaming)
04:19 - Okay, why was she looking at me like that?
04:21 Okay, I don't know.
04:22 All right, I got my balloon.
04:23 (laughing)
04:25 Those dummies, I stole their balloon.
04:27 It's a perfect crime!
04:28 (laughing)
04:30 Uh, okay, so what do I do with this now?
04:32 (squawking)
04:33 Hmm.
04:34 Guys!
04:35 Guys, come over here!
04:37 - Fine, we're coming!
04:38 - We're coming, we're coming, we're coming!
04:39 - Come on!
04:40 - I was in the middle of something.
04:41 What's going on?
04:42 - Yeah, what's more important than our balloons?
04:45 - Huh?
04:46 - Which one of them is missing?
04:48 - Yeah, and if we find out who took it,
04:49 we're gonna be so mean to them.
04:52 - Uh-huh, uh-huh, we're gonna be the meanest,
04:54 the meanest ever.
04:55 - Guys, this is actually super important.
04:58 Who cares about your dumb balloon?
05:01 (groaning)
05:02 - Why?
05:03 - Oh no!
05:04 - Nothing!
05:04 - Oh no!
05:05 - What could be more important than a stupid balloon,
05:06 which is no stupid!
05:07 - You're under arrest!
05:08 - Not even my own mom.
05:09 - This had better be important, KC.
05:09 - You'll see.
05:11 - I got a, I got a, I got a--
05:12 - What, a doorbell?
05:13 - What does that have to do with any of this?
05:15 Doorbells aren't important!
05:17 - Grab it, and then--
05:18 (door slams)
05:19 Okay, there we go.
05:19 - Come on, what if she's not even home?
05:21 - Why is she ringing the doorbell?
05:22 Trust me, I know.
05:23 - I mean, I know I stole wool from her sheep and everything,
05:26 but come on!
05:26 - Bath now!
05:27 - Oh no, oh no, I gotta hide it,
05:28 I gotta hide it somewhere, I gotta hide it.
05:29 - It's obviously not working.
05:30 Here, allow me, allow me to handle this.
05:32 I have a lot of tact in these situations.
05:34 - I gotta hide the balloon somewhere.
05:34 (door slams)
05:35 - Ah, no!
05:36 - Oh, hello!
05:37 - Where are you?
05:38 - Oh, oh, here you are, hi!
05:40 - Uh, okay, hi!
05:41 See, I told you!
05:43 - What?
05:45 (groans)
05:47 - Aphmau's fricande!
05:48 - What?
05:51 - I'm so excited!
05:52 - What?
05:53 - What?
05:53 (stammering)
05:56 - Wait, uh--
05:57 - How far can it--
05:58 - This, I can explain, okay?
06:00 So, uh--
06:01 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
06:01 - You see, the bump is so big!
06:04 - Wait, how?
06:06 - You see, the bump is so adorable!
06:09 You know what this means?
06:11 It means that we gotta stray it up
06:13 and be super nice Aphmau!
06:15 - Them be nice to me?
06:17 (stammering)
06:19 - Yes, ma'am!
06:20 (stammering)
06:22 - Where am I?
06:23 - Uh, wait, okay, I can--
06:25 - Hey guys!
06:26 - What's up?
06:27 (stammering)
06:28 - This means my wishing star, it worked!
06:32 I've always wanted to be a dad, yes!
06:35 - What are you still doing here?
06:37 You should be getting her the sweetest of sweets,
06:39 the softest of beds, the shiniest of diamonds,
06:42 anything she wants!
06:43 Now get your butt over the star!
06:45 I'm going to get whatever she wants!
06:46 I'm going now!
06:47 - Okay!
06:48 - Wait, wait a minute!
06:50 - Diamonds!
06:51 - Oh, Aphmau, no, don't you worry!
06:53 - What is milk?
06:53 - Stay home and relax and get some rest!
06:57 - Okay, what just happened?
06:59 - Wait a minute, the balloon!
07:03 In my shirt, it makes me look like I have a baby!
07:07 (gasping)
07:09 How do I deal with this?
07:10 (screaming)
07:13 (screaming)
07:15 Why are they screaming?
07:22 - Okay, that was a nice nap, but you know what?
07:26 I think I need to tell Kasey the truth,
07:27 but I don't want to make Kasey sad either.
07:30 (knocking)
07:30 Huh?
07:31 Someone's knocking at my door?
07:32 - Aphmau, can we come in?
07:34 - They're not barging in and knocking down my door?
07:37 - Oh, if that's okay!
07:38 - Yeah, you guys can come in, come on in!
07:42 - Perfect, she's looking good.
07:43 And what are you doing standing up opening the door?
07:45 You could have just said we could come in!
07:48 - Yeah, no, we can handle all that, please!
07:50 - But I'm perfectly capable to help you!
07:53 - Anyway, so we got you these cakes,
07:57 and some diamonds.
08:00 - Yeah, I found the diamonds, here you go,
08:01 it's the only one I have.
08:03 - That's not enough diamonds!
08:05 - I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
08:06 - I'm gonna try harder!
08:08 (crying)
08:08 - And nothing, there's no like, TNT inside or anything?
08:13 - What?
08:14 No, we would never do that in a situation like this!
08:16 - Yeah, you can't bake TNT, I mean,
08:18 because you know, we gotta keep you safe, of course!
08:21 (laughing)
08:23 - But I gotta go downstairs, I got some chores I gotta do,
08:25 okay, so I'm gonna go do those.
08:27 - Chores?
08:28 - Yeah!
08:28 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
08:29 you can't do chores!
08:30 (laughing)
08:31 - We'll do your chores!
08:33 - We got it, we got it, we got it, we got it,
08:34 what are we eating, what are we eating?
08:35 - We're gonna do my chores, um...
08:37 - I'll take the kitchen, it's filthy!
08:39 - Um...
08:40 - Dirty dishes, get out of here!
08:41 - Oh my God!
08:42 - Get out of here, leaves!
08:42 (punching)
08:43 - What are you doing standing on your feet?
08:46 - Uh...
08:47 - Here, get her something to sit on!
08:47 - Yes sir!
08:48 (grunting)
08:50 - There you go, couch!
08:50 - Thanks, I'll sit down, ugh, okay.
08:53 - Okay, good.
08:54 - Yeah, I'm good, I'm good, don't worry!
08:55 - That was a close one!
08:56 - Hey, how you feeling, do you need something to eat?
09:00 Here, have a cookie.
09:00 - Yeah, I, oh a cookie!
09:03 Oh, look at that!
09:04 I'll get it, I need to bend over to get it,
09:06 so give me a second.
09:07 - Bend over?
09:08 - Ian, you fool, you put it on the ground!
09:10 - Hang on, I'll bend over to get it.
09:12 - Okay.
09:13 (grunting)
09:15 Oh no!
09:16 - Ian, you made me pull the muscle in my back!
09:18 - Oh, I pulled a muscle, ugh.
09:21 You're not pregnant, all right?
09:22 Here, I'll take care of this, I can't believe this.
09:25 I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
09:26 Of course I'm gonna pick up the cookie.
09:28 I just gotta, I just gotta bend down and just,
09:29 (grunting)
09:32 (crunching)
09:32 (groaning)
09:33 (laughing)
09:34 Oh, my back!
09:35 - This isn't going so well.
09:36 (beeping)
09:37 - I can still pick up things, geez!
09:40 - It's okay, Pear, just stay there.
09:42 - Okay, I got it.
09:43 - I'm perfectly fine picking things up,
09:46 unless I need help, I'll ask for it, okay?
09:48 - Okay.
09:49 - Speaking of help, maybe we should take her to that,
09:52 the one spa--
09:53 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:54 - That you told us about.
09:55 - Come on, come on, we gotta take,
09:56 we gotta take care of this.
09:57 - A spa?
09:58 - Pampered, you must be taken care of,
09:59 and that means spa time!
10:01 Let's go!
10:02 - Where are we going?
10:03 - Careful!
10:04 - Almost here, almost here.
10:05 - Don't bow down too much.
10:05 - Oh, she's here!
10:06 - Yep, we made it!
10:07 - Here she comes!
10:08 (squealing)
10:09 - Oh my gosh!
10:10 (laughing)
10:12 - Welcome, welcome mothers to Mama Bear Spa!
10:16 - Yeah, woo!
10:17 - Mama Bear Spa?
10:20 - Yay!
10:21 Here you go, Mama, I hope you like it!
10:23 - Yep, and not because there is a bear.
10:25 - But most likely.
10:26 - Yeah, definitely no bears.
10:27 - Probably.
10:27 (squealing)
10:28 - Wait, wait, bear, bear!
10:30 (screaming)
10:32 - Okay, maybe there's just one bear.
10:33 - The bear had its baby!
10:34 - Anyway, it's gone now, no worries.
10:36 - So cute!
10:36 (laughing)
10:37 - What was that?
10:38 I heard screaming, is everyone okay?
10:40 - Oh, Aaron, hey!
10:41 (sneezing)
10:42 - Are you okay?
10:43 - Yeah, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
10:45 Thanks for wishing all that star and everything.
10:47 But you know what?
10:48 They made a spa and it's relaxing, yeah, so.
10:52 - So, and with the tour and, Aph, listen, I'm so sorry.
10:56 I never knew you were being pargent before,
10:58 but I was just so caught up in the balloons,
11:01 I didn't notice, but listen,
11:02 I am going to be your best maid of honor ever.
11:04 - Uh, Zane, that's the wrong thing.
11:08 Do you know anything about babies?
11:10 (laughing)
11:12 - Babies, Mod, same thing.
11:14 It's like, uh, uh.
11:15 - Can I touch the belly?
11:16 Can I just--
11:17 - Whoa, whoa there, Zane.
11:18 You should always ask a pregnant lady
11:19 before touching the belly, okay?
11:21 - She's right.
11:22 - It's important.
11:22 - Oh, uh, may I please touch the belly?
11:27 - One diamond.
11:28 - What?
11:29 - Let's go, let's do it!
11:30 Come on, come on in!
11:31 - Come on, Aaron!
11:32 - Let's go, yeah!
11:33 - Oh, what is this?
11:34 - This is the spa.
11:36 - Wow.
11:37 - Just for you!
11:38 - This is nice!
11:40 - Yeah.
11:40 - It's got nice healing water.
11:42 - Ooh, it's nice.
11:44 - Hot, but not too hot, right?
11:45 - Oh, Aaron, you have an explosive steam room, don't you?
11:47 - Yeah, oh my gosh.
11:49 - But before that, for all pregnant mothers,
11:52 we have the dessert table.
11:54 - Oh yeah.
11:55 - Very sweet, you could possibly want.
11:57 - Oh, that's nice!
11:59 I can only be in here for 10 minutes or less,
12:01 and I have to have a healthy option, okay?
12:03 Just in case.
12:04 - It's for your safety when you're purgers.
12:06 - Exactly.
12:08 - Anyway, best part, best part, best part,
12:09 I got myself the explosive steam room,
12:11 which was really weird the way they said that,
12:14 but hey, you know what?
12:15 I don't know anything about pregnancies,
12:17 so I figured I'd just do it as best I could.
12:19 So, welcome to the explosive steam room.
12:22 - Aaron, this is so pretty!
12:23 What's so explosive about it?
12:24 (explosion)
12:25 (screaming)
12:28 - Dad, get out!
12:29 - Damn.
12:30 (screaming)
12:32 - Where did all this come from?
12:34 - Off now, go, go, go, go!
12:35 - Oh yeah, I'm getting out of here.
12:36 - I'm gonna have to put a hold on this.
12:37 (screaming)
12:40 - Okay.
12:42 - This was supposed to be relaxing!
12:45 - Oh, that was nice, what was left of the spa.
12:49 - They did a pretty good job, aside from Pierce.
12:51 - Yeah, so Aaron, there was something
12:54 that I was gonna tell you,
12:55 because I think this is nice,
12:57 but it's getting a little out of hand.
12:59 - Yeah, I've been gathering a bunch of stuff that you like.
13:02 Here's some diamonds.
13:03 - Aw, thank you!
13:04 - I haven't really had time to make you cookies or cake yet.
13:07 - Oh no, there you are!
13:09 Hey, what was that?
13:10 You don't have time to make any cookies or cake!
13:12 What kind of husband are you?
13:13 - I tried to find the ingredients,
13:15 but I wanted to check on her.
13:16 - Don't worry about it, Aphmau.
13:18 He just doesn't know how important this is.
13:20 It's fine.
13:21 - What? I understand.
13:22 I'll go back out then.
13:23 - Go, go, go, go!
13:25 - I'm on it, I'm on it!
13:26 - Oh, okay.
13:27 - Oh man, I'm so sorry about that, Aphmau,
13:29 but if you need anything, let me know.
13:32 I can get it for you.
13:33 - KC, we fixed the spa!
13:36 - Yeah, most of it anyway.
13:39 - Wait, so anything I want at all?
13:42 - Uh-huh, of course!
13:43 You name it and it's yours. - Nothing would say this.
13:46 - Can I have a balloon?
13:49 - What?
13:50 - No! - What?
13:51 - No!
13:52 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
13:57 - She actually wants the balloon!
13:58 - We can't lose two now!
14:00 - She's pregnant!
14:01 She can get the balloon if she wants!
14:03 - No!
14:04 - But, but, if we need the balloons!
14:06 - Ah, give her the balloon!
14:09 - No, no, no, no, no!
14:10 - I like the balloons.
14:11 - No balloon, no balloon!
14:12 Keep it safe, keep it safe, keep it safe!
14:13 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll keep it safe!
14:15 - Aphmau, I know you're pregnant.
14:16 Now, I'll just give you a diamond
14:18 and we just call it even, okay?
14:20 - But I really need the balloons.
14:23 - I'll give you two diamonds!
14:24 - You're gonna make her cry, guys!
14:25 Give her the balloon!
14:27 - Don't give it!
14:27 - Okay, well you know what?
14:28 - No matter what you do!
14:29 - Huh?
14:30 (gasps)
14:31 Guys!
14:32 - Bats!
14:33 - What are these?
14:34 - Bats!
14:35 - They're balloon bats!
14:36 - Balloon bats!
14:37 - Balloon bats?
14:38 - Balloon bats!
14:38 (screams)
14:39 - They took the balloon!
14:40 - Hey!
14:41 - I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it!
14:43 Whoa, oh no!
14:44 Whoa!
14:45 - Save the balloon!
14:46 - Oh, they ballooned bats!
14:47 - It's fine, it's fine, don't worry!
14:49 - I--
14:50 - Don't you know!
14:51 - Okay, fine, I got the balloon, I got it!
14:52 - I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him!
14:54 (screams)
14:56 - Okay.
14:57 - Oh no, I didn't realize you could be so agile!
14:59 - Of course I can!
15:00 - Oh my goodness!
15:01 - Yeah!
15:02 - It's just a little bit harder, but you know what?
15:04 If I need help, I'll ask for it.
15:05 - Okay, will do!
15:07 - No, no, give me the balloon.
15:09 - All right guys, come on.
15:10 (sighs)
15:12 Come on, it's not that bad.
15:14 - I'm tired!
15:15 - I appreciate all you guys doing all these nice things
15:18 for Aphmau, but she needs to get to bed.
15:20 - Yes, I think it's time to go to bed.
15:23 - What if she needs more help?
15:25 Do you need more help?
15:25 - Don't keep offering!
15:27 - No, we're done for the day.
15:29 - Yeah, come on!
15:30 - One diamond to touch the belly, please.
15:32 - Come on, it's so easy to be nice and offer help!
15:35 - Well, maybe it's easier for you!
15:38 - Yeah!
15:39 - Come on guys, she's pregandant!
15:41 We gotta do something!
15:42 (groans)
15:43 - I'm done, I'm done, that's it!
15:45 - Aphmau, it's something that you've always wanted to do!
15:47 - Hmm.
15:48 - Sleepover, woo!
15:52 - That's hard for me, I need sleep.
15:54 - Yeah, I don't mind the idea of just sleeping.
15:56 Yeah, good, good, done.
15:58 - I can make this work.
16:00 Tell me to get some rest.
16:01 Good night, KC.
16:02 - Good night!
16:03 - Good night, guys!
16:04 - Good night!
16:06 - Good night, Ian!
16:08 - Good night, Pearce!
16:09 - Good night, KC!
16:11 - Good night!
16:12 - Good night, Zane.
16:13 - Go to bed!
16:14 - Whatever.
16:15 (laughs)
16:18 (doorbell rings)
16:19 - Oh, I'm hungry.
16:21 Aaron!
16:22 Psst!
16:22 Hey, Aaron!
16:23 - Uh, huh?
16:24 (groans)
16:25 - What's up?
16:26 - I'm hungry, I want pizza.
16:28 - Pizza?
16:29 The store's closed!
16:31 It's too late!
16:32 - Me, me, me, me, me!
16:34 - Whoa, what are you doing?
16:36 - You're gonna be crying!
16:37 - Don't cry, no, don't cry!
16:39 If you want pizza, go get pizza.
16:42 Pearce, move!
16:43 - Hey, what was that?
16:44 Excuse me!
16:45 - Go to sleep!
16:46 - What?
16:47 (snores)
16:49 - Step on me!
16:50 (snores)
16:51 - Come on, come on!
16:52 We gotta go to the baby shower!
16:53 - What?
16:54 We don't wanna give a bath to a baby!
16:56 - Yeah, no bath, no bath, no bath!
16:57 - No bath, no bath, no bath!
17:00 (cheering)
17:02 - Baby shower, it's the thing you do for the mom!
17:05 - That actually sounds very painful.
17:07 - You definitely brought gifts, right?
17:10 - Yes, yes, yes!
17:11 - Of course I did!
17:12 (laughs)
17:14 - All right, come on, go, go!
17:15 - Here, here, for you!
17:16 - Right in here!
17:17 - More couch!
17:18 - What?
17:19 - More couch!
17:20 - Get in front of her next time!
17:20 - Couch, couch, couch, couch, couch, couch!
17:22 - No couches!
17:23 - Surprise!
17:24 - This is so nice, but guys,
17:27 I think I need to tell you something.
17:29 - Well, before that, let me just show you
17:31 your first gift that we got you.
17:33 - What is it?
17:34 - A new car!
17:35 (screams)
17:36 - Yay!
17:36 - Wow, that is a--
17:37 - Your favorite color!
17:39 - That is a really cool car, thank you, Zane!
17:43 - Now, can I just have it only now, please?
17:45 - No, but I need to tell you--
17:50 - Ooh, it's my turn!
17:51 I got you a little crib!
17:53 - Oh, isn't that adorable? - It's so cute!
17:56 - That's actually very precious and very practical,
17:58 I like it, I like it a lot!
17:59 - Oh, I can lie down, there we go, that's so sweet.
18:02 - And it's already small enough to fit in it,
18:04 isn't that sweet?
18:05 - Why?
18:06 - Ha, you're small.
18:07 - Anyway, so I really think I--
18:10 - Oh wait, wait, wait, it's my turn, it's my turn,
18:12 my turn, my turn, hold on.
18:15 Oh, yeah, button, here you go, for you and baby.
18:18 - Oh, thank you!
18:19 - It's rich in proteins and things that make babies good.
18:22 - Yes, but I think that it's important--
18:26 - Oh, yeah, and you know what?
18:28 My gift is this cat that just showed up.
18:31 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, yeah, yeah,
18:33 it's a cute little one, huh?
18:34 Who's a cute little kitty?
18:36 Who's a cute little kitty? - Ian!
18:38 - Who's a good kitty? - Ian!
18:39 Pregnant people can't have cats!
18:41 - What?
18:42 - Aw, you're so cute! - No, so, uh--
18:44 - I love you!
18:45 - No, I, wait, that's actually--
18:47 (all yelling)
18:50 - Kitty has chosen violence!
18:52 - No, this is why we can't have a cat!
18:55 Guys, you're scaring the kitty, kitty, kitty,
18:57 come here, come here, come here, come here.
18:58 - We're scaring the kitty?
18:59 - So guys, it's okay to have cutie cats,
19:02 I just can't change the litter box, that's it, okay?
19:05 - Oh, that's, yeah, that's right!
19:07 - I can pet them, I can't change the litter box,
19:09 so the cats can have a stay at your house,
19:10 KC, for a while, okay?
19:11 - Okay!
19:12 - Who's gonna change the litter box?
19:14 - Yeah, I can't change the, oh, hey, Aaron!
19:16 - Oh, here, here's the pizza!
19:18 - Oh, you're the best, mwah!
19:20 - Come on!
19:21 - You're doing a good job with that high chair.
19:23 So, KC, I think it's important that I tell you something
19:27 because, you know, we're friends and everything,
19:29 I know you're excited, but--
19:30 - Yeah, ooh, yeah, do you wanna tell me a baby name?
19:33 - Um, I think I have a few, but they'd probably start
19:37 with an A, anyway, long story short,
19:39 it's important that I talk to you,
19:41 because I'm not--
19:45 - Hold everything!
19:47 We have learned the truth!
19:50 - Ah, yes, finally, we understand!
19:52 - What truth?
19:53 - It's high time we talk with you about something.
19:57 We know the truth, Aph.
20:00 - What is everybody talking about, what truth?
20:02 - You're not pregante!
20:04 - You're not pregant, but, what?
20:07 Yeah, that!
20:09 Because we know where babies come from.
20:12 - Uh-huh!
20:13 - What are they talking about?
20:14 - Yeah, contra-canary to popular belief,
20:17 we can actually read!
20:19 See, observe, book!
20:22 - Ha, ha!
20:23 - Eat that!
20:24 - To be fair--
20:25 - Just having a book doesn't prove that you read it!
20:26 - And Zane did most of the reading.
20:28 - Yeah, he's being honest, thank you.
20:31 And I say for us that we know that babies
20:35 come from the stork.
20:36 (gasps)
20:37 - You've been lying to us, Aph!
20:40 - That is true.
20:40 - Oh, that's right, I forgot!
20:41 - Fine, fine, let me show you.
20:44 See?
20:45 (gasps)
20:46 It's just a balloon.
20:47 (gagging)
20:48 - A balloon!
20:50 - You guys caught me.
20:50 - You've been chasing this balloon the whole time?
20:53 - I'm not pregant, and you guys are so nice to me,
20:57 and normally you aren't very nice,
20:58 and well, I mean, Zane is, but Ian and Pierce--
21:02 - Yeah, guilty.
21:02 - I guess.
21:04 - So you guys are really worried about me,
21:06 and it was nice feeling you guys were nice to me,
21:07 and I'm sorry, everyone.
21:10 - Aph, we're sorry too.
21:13 - Yeah, I guess it's just like,
21:14 you know, we like pranking you so much,
21:16 and we just forgot the most important thing.
21:19 - What's that?
21:19 - Magic.
21:20 - Yeah.
21:21 - What, no!
21:22 Respect!
21:23 - No, no, no, it's definitely magic.
21:25 - Yeah, it's magic.
21:26 - I forgot about the power of magic.
21:27 - You two are--
21:28 - Magic!
21:29 - Aw, I'm sorry that I jumped to conclusions
21:34 without asking you first.
21:36 It wasn't my place to tell everybody
21:38 that you were pregant, so I'm sorry.
21:41 Well, even if you weren't,
21:42 next time I'll let you tell everybody.
21:44 - Well, I think we all learned our lesson here today.
21:47 (alarm rings)
21:49 - Get Zane a real birthday--
21:51 - My real baby!
21:52 - What?
21:53 - What?
21:54 - Baby?
21:55 - My real baby got bit by the stork!
21:57 Oh my goodness!
21:58 - What?
22:00 - A real baby!
22:01 - A real baby!
22:02 - Oh!
22:02 (laughs)
22:04 - She's so cute!
22:05 Get out of the way, book!
22:06 - Aw, she's so cute!
22:07 - Hey!
22:08 - You know you can't read anyway.
22:09 - Where did this one come from?
22:10 - She is so cute!
22:12 Oh my goodness!
22:14 - So, while you guys were busy with everything,
22:18 I ordered my real baby, which is from the stork.
22:20 This is little Jennifer.
22:22 (audience aw's)
22:23 - I think we all learned a very valuable lesson here today,
22:27 and the lesson is truly that when we all get together--
22:30 (alarm rings)
22:31 - What?
22:32 - Oh, that's evil, that's evil!
22:32 - Stork, stork!
22:33 - The stork doesn't like you guys!
22:36 - Stork, get the baby!
22:36 - Grab the baby!
22:37 - Stork, get the baby!
22:38 - Stork, get the baby!
22:39 - Get the baby!
22:40 - Get the baby!
22:41 - Get the baby!
22:41 - Evil stork!
22:42 - Aphmau, you didn't give the stork a tip!
22:44 (screams)
22:45 - Oh!
22:45 - Uh oh, that's an angry stork.
22:48 You gotta tip your stork, Aphmau!
22:50 - I'm going, alright stork, here you go!
22:53 Take that!
22:54 (alarm rings)