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00:00♪♪
00:05Here we go.
00:06♪♪
00:08If someone wants to see my boobies,
00:10I'm like, "[Bleep], thank you."
00:12I'm trying to just balance everything.
00:14I'm an actress.
00:15Like we're having a love scene here.
00:17That wasn't in the storyboard that you sent.
00:19Oh, I just wrote it.
00:21Wife.
00:22You're beautiful, honey.
00:24Uh-huh.
00:25The Hollywood thing.
00:27You're a ----ing liar, Camille.
00:29I'm so happy for you.
00:31Three, two, one.
00:32Wider.
00:33Look at you.
00:34She's a movie star.
00:36Hey there, lady.
00:37Ahaha, ----.
00:38And I'm a mom.
00:39You don't like bright colors.
00:41Yes, I do. Look at my nails.
00:42Yeah, I don't...
00:44I'm a cool mom.
00:45Are we all cuckoo birds?
00:47Haha.
00:49Being a parent in the public eye
00:51and in Hollywood is really hard,
00:53especially when your mom and dad
00:55are Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen.
00:57I guess you have a f***ed up mom and a f***ed up dad
00:59and I've got f***ed up kids now.
01:01I'm kidding.
01:02I'm trying to just keep the family together
01:04and these girls make it so f***ing hard.
01:08I wouldn't speak to you like this
01:09if you were such a b***h, dude.
01:11Don't call her dude. She's your sister.
01:13People think it gets so much easier when they're older.
01:16It gets harder.
01:17There is no damn ass f***ing handbook for it.
01:20That's for sure.
01:22Oh, s***.
01:24♪♪♪
01:29♪♪♪
01:36I'm so excited to see them.
01:39Aren't you so excited?
01:40She's so excited.
01:42We get the babies.
01:44Let's go get the blondies.
01:46Hello.
01:47Hello.
01:48Are you excited?
01:49Let's go get the blondies.
01:50They're over here.
01:51All right.
01:52Oh, babies.
01:53Hi, baby.
01:54Here.
01:55Here.
01:56We're going to come in here.
01:57Hi.
01:58Hi.
01:59Hi, babies.
02:00Can I sit down with them?
02:01You can do whatever you want.
02:02They're your dogs.
02:03Oh, my God.
02:04I love you like crazy.
02:05Oh, my God.
02:06We miss you.
02:08Why do we have three golden retrievers?
02:10Okay, here's what happened.
02:12Sammy gets this puppy.
02:14Aaron and I learned that there was a sister available
02:19and he's like, well, we can't separate them.
02:22And there was a brother with the sister.
02:24We can't separate the brother from the sister from the other brother.
02:28And I said, okay.
02:30So we got the brother and the sister.
02:32And then they called and said another sister came back
02:37because someone was allergic to her.
02:39So, oh, my God.
02:43Just be careful when you sit down on this grass
02:45because I can't promise you there's not going to be an accident.
02:47Oh, I don't care.
02:48So we have all the siblings together.
02:50Which dog do you think shows any signs of anything for maybe being a service dog for her?
02:57All three technically can do the job.
02:59But what's going to happen is over the next few months,
03:01you're going to see which dog connects with her the most.
03:04And that's going to be the dog we train for service.
03:06We've been wanting to find a service dog for Eloise.
03:12Eloise is the bright light.
03:14I adopted her at birth.
03:16We did not learn until she was almost five years old.
03:19She has a deletion in chromosome eight,
03:21which has caused development delays with speech.
03:24Thumbs up.
03:25They're listening.
03:26No.
03:27No.
03:28Good.
03:29She's not hard of hearing, and she's not autistic.
03:32And so it's been hard to find the service dog that would be good for her.
03:38All right, so who's the primary caretaker?
03:40Me and Aaron.
03:42But Lola.
03:43And me sometimes, yeah.
03:44Sometimes.
03:45When I'm not working.
03:46Lola works at a restaurant.
03:48She's a hostess.
03:50She still lives at home.
03:52I love her being home.
03:53I wish Sammy was still there.
03:55Well, whoever's going to be taking care of the dogs the most,
03:57you've got to make sure you continue the training.
03:58Yeah.
03:59I got pregnant with Lola when Sammy was six months old,
04:04and I filed for divorce from their dad when I was six months pregnant.
04:11High five the air.
04:12Stay.
04:13Stay.
04:14Back off.
04:15I always say Lola's like a fairy.
04:16She's just very soft.
04:18She's light.
04:19Call them.
04:20Say, come here, guys.
04:21Come here, guys.
04:22There you go.
04:23Let's put some thrust in that voice.
04:24Yeah.
04:26Because of her innocence, I feel that she's not what I would say is your typical
04:3019-year-old growing up in a Hollywood family in Los Angeles.
04:35Keep them created.
04:36You don't get to give them the roam of the house just yet.
04:39And don't coddle them so much, because remember,
04:41they're going to start identifying who the pushover in the family is.
04:44Okay.
04:46Oh, my God.
04:47I'm so excited.
04:49There you go.
04:50I'm so excited.
04:52Oh, we get to bring the babies home.
04:55Oh, my God.
04:56I'm so excited.
04:57You guys good?
04:58I'm so excited.
04:59I'm so excited.
05:01Oh, my God.
05:03I'm so excited.
05:05Look how cute they are.
05:07I'm so excited.
05:09Look.
05:10Oh, my gosh.
05:11I am so excited.
05:13Oh, my God.
05:14I'm so excited.
05:15Oh, my God.
05:16I'm so excited.
05:17I love them so much.
05:18I'm so excited.
05:19You're hot.
05:22My living situation is a little confusing.
05:25I don't live in our house.
05:27Aaron's mom and dad and his brother, they were going to stay for a few months.
05:32It's been over three years.
05:34And I needed some space, so I rented a townhouse.
05:38And then I rented another one and another one.
05:41So I have three of them.
05:42One's an office.
05:43One's a studio.
05:44One's for Lola and Eloise and for us to sleep in.
05:48And then when Aaron and I want privacy, then we sleep in the studio.
05:52So we're all over the place.
05:55Let's go, guys.
05:56I told Sam and Lola, I'm like, we could be like Mavro's place.
06:00And they were like, what's that?
06:02Come here, guys.
06:03Come here, baby.
06:05Oh, my gosh.
06:06I love you so much.
06:08Don't call them so much.
06:09Look at you, baby.
06:11Gross.
06:12I love you so much.
06:15Don't give them the roam of the house just yet.
06:17Come here, baby.
06:18Hey, hey, hey.
06:19Let's go.
06:20Come here, guys.
06:21Come on.
06:22Let's go, baby.
06:23No, no, no, no, no.
06:25Babe, don't you think, like, we have to put together a schedule?
06:286.30 a.m., they have to go potty.
06:31What time do you get up, Lola?
06:347.30 for work.
06:37I have really bad OCD with my house being clean, and I need it to be clean.
06:41I do, too.
06:44It's a lot of dogs, and I'm just saying it's not a normal thing to get three golden retrievers at once.
06:49You know how you can prevent a mess?
06:52Take them outside.
06:54Obviously, but.
06:55So that's what we do.
06:56OMG.
06:59The dog's pooped on the floor.
07:02We have to hide it, right?
07:04Let's go.
07:07Have you done this kind of class?
07:11No, I do traditional potties.
07:13This looks a little scary.
07:15My potties trainer, he's doing a retreat in the Cayman Islands, so I can't wait.
07:19The Caymans?
07:20Where is that?
07:21It's in the Cayman Islands.
07:23Hello.
07:24How are you guys?
07:25I'm good.
07:26I'm Denise.
07:27I'm Sonia.
07:28It's nice to meet you.
07:29I saw high intensity.
07:30It's definitely going to be high intensity, but we'll take it easy.
07:33Perfect.
07:34Perfect.
07:35I got my socks.
07:36Sammy is my firstborn.
07:38She is 20 years old.
07:40She's a very confident young woman, and it's so interesting for me because I moved to Los Angeles to start acting when I was 20.
07:49I see so much of myself in her, too.
07:51Now I know how my parents felt when I did certain things in my career.
07:57This is your reformer.
07:58I'm going to put you guys on the machine.
08:00Are we putting this on our feet?
08:01On your hands.
08:02And then slowly lower your legs down.
08:04Oh, my God.
08:05I didn't know we were already starting off like this.
08:07Pulse for 10.
08:08I actually don't think I can do this.
08:10Good.
08:11Bend in.
08:12Curl.
08:13Then extend out.
08:16Really good back leg, Denise.
08:18Perfect.
08:19Oh.
08:20Oh.
08:21Ow.
08:22Booty's a little bit on fire.
08:24It's good.
08:25Yeah.
08:26I feel like you're lying.
08:27There's no way you're not struggling.
08:28It's challenging.
08:32I'm meeting with a modeling agency next week.
08:35You are?
08:36Yeah, I think I want to start taking that really seriously instead of OnlyFans.
08:40Once I have another job that I really like, then I would stop it.
08:43I think that's a good decision.
08:46When I started OnlyFans, I was working a minimum wage job at a little candy shop in Malibu,
08:51but I really wanted to start supporting myself.
08:54A candy shop ain't going to cut it.
08:56I did think about it.
08:57It's actually so funny that, like, last week I was selling candy and now selling my nudes
09:02on the Internet, so.
09:04Yeah, it's just, like, really hard, like, reading all the messages and, like, I don't
09:08know, it's a lot.
09:09I was upset for you because I know what it's like starting in this business and having
09:14people say certain things, and so I wanted to join.
09:17I just felt like I had to have your back.
09:20At first I was pissed that you made one.
09:22Why?
09:23I don't care.
09:24Because, Mom, that's, like, really annoying and weird.
09:26Then it switched from, like, Sammy Sheen starts OnlyFans to now Denise Richards joins Daughter
09:30and starts OnlyFans, and then it was all about you.
09:33I was like, I'm supporting my daughter.
09:35You know how much I got made fun of?
09:37No, I could see that would be really weird.
09:39It's hard explaining that to friends.
09:40I get it.
09:41You have a lot of explaining to do with your friends, with both your parents.
09:44I really do.
09:45Oh, I know.
09:46That's why we have a show.
09:49Mom.
09:57Mom.
10:00Hi, Mamas.
10:01Your place is stunning.
10:03This is beautiful.
10:05I'm so excited to catch up with you.
10:07Thank you for coming with me.
10:09Camille Grammer and I, we first met over 20 years ago.
10:13She was married to her ex, Kelsey, and I was married to Charlie.
10:18At the time, her husband and Charlie, they would always be up against each other at every
10:24single award show because Frasier and Two and a Half Men were on at the same time.
10:29So we have the exes and the housewives together.
10:34How old were you when you moved to L.A.?
10:3626, 27 when I moved to L.A.
10:40I married Kelsey when I was 28, and then we were married for 14 years.
10:44So when he left, I was devastated because I felt like my whole world fell apart.
10:48And the judgment from other people and being made out to be this awful woman.
10:53We get tossed to the curb.
10:55I'll never get divorced, even if we hate each other.
10:58It's not easy being married to me.
11:01It is not.
11:02And she said it.
11:03It's not.
11:04And yes, that's true.
11:05I know I said that on many levels.
11:07It's not easy.
11:08But.
11:09That's it.
11:10I'm done.
11:11Yeah, I'm never getting divorced again.
11:12Yeah.
11:13Even if we hate each other, I'm not going to get divorced.
11:15I've never said different homes or something.
11:16That's fine.
11:17We're not going to hate each other.
11:18We have enough homes.
11:19But yes, I agree.
11:20Yeah.
11:21I agree, honey.
11:22I love you, baby.
11:23I love you, too.
11:24By the way, you look absolutely gorgeous.
11:26Oh, thank you.
11:27I know.
11:28The last time I saw you, you were a little frazzled.
11:30I was.
11:31Coming in off of a boat.
11:32I know.
11:33I know.
11:34And the last time I was there was with the housewives.
11:35Oh, my God.
11:36I remember that.
11:37This has been probably the worst trip I've ever been on in my entire life.
11:40That is the truth.
11:41So both your kids were there.
11:44Mm-hmm.
11:45That's nice.
11:46Lola would not come because her and Sylvie are fighting.
11:51They're not speaking at all.
11:53Can I ask what started that?
11:55Yeah.
11:56No, I don't really know all the details except Sammy's ex-boyfriend, Lola, has remained friends with him.
12:03That's why.
12:04Okay.
12:05I know they're young, but I'm like, you're going to have plenty of stuff to fight about.
12:10This is nothing.
12:11The current beef between me and Lola started when I broke up with not my last boyfriend, but the one before that.
12:19Wait.
12:20Sorry.
12:21Should I say beforehand?
12:22I don't want to refer to my ex as a that.
12:26She always thought in her head that I wanted her boyfriend.
12:29She's going to say that they've always been best friends.
12:31I introduced them like one of my best friends.
12:34They were talking about me behind my back.
12:36She expected me to just completely drop him as a friend and just like leave a hangout if he was there.
12:41Breaking girl code, if you ask me.
12:43I would never do that to a friend, let alone my sister.
12:45Okay.
12:46So I'm doing a family barbecue.
12:48I haven't even looked at this, but it's the rules in Malibu of what we can and can't have for this barbecue.
12:55The rules of Malibu.
12:56Can you believe that?
12:58The dictatorship.
12:59Malibu party food and beverage container ordinance.
13:03Okay.
13:04Okay.
13:05No balloons.
13:06No plastic.
13:07No meat or fish trays or acorns.
13:10It says no meat?
13:11If I was a five-year-old, I would be crying my eyeballs out if I had a birthday party in Malibu.
13:17No balloons?
13:18Is chicken considered a meat?
13:20So what the hell can I bring?
13:22No guests.
13:23I grew up in Illinois.
13:24You could bring whatever the f*** you wanted to a picnic.
13:26You know, we're at a balloon store.
13:29I know.
13:30And the first thing on this list is no balloons.
13:33I understand that.
13:35We'll find something.
13:36We're doing like a barbecue in Malibu and their rules are crazy.
13:41This is the material we can use.
13:42Okay.
13:43You know what?
13:44It's like a game.
13:45Okay.
13:46You can bring bamboo and forks and knives and straws made out of sugar.
13:50Eco party wear.
13:51What are those made of?
13:53It says 100% natural.
13:55Oh, I think they are.
13:56They are bamboo.
13:57Okay, we can do bamboo.
13:58Okay.
13:59And no plastic for sure.
14:01But they're plastic?
14:02Yeah.
14:03So we'll hide the plastic.
14:04I don't think they're going to know that that's not.
14:06Do you think that they're going to know that's plastic?
14:08What if I tell them it's sugar?
14:10It's a bamboo soy sugar.
14:12All right, I think we can do this one.
14:14Do you have bamboo cups or sugar cups?
14:17I mean, eat the cup.
14:18Eat the cup.
14:19We brought plastic.
14:21Okay, thank you.
14:22Thank you for your help.
14:23I really appreciate it.
14:33Let's grab what we can get.
14:34Sure.
14:35Let me grab the heavy.
14:36When the girls were younger, we would do barbecues at the house every Sunday.
14:41It just brings everyone together.
14:43Let's just make it light and fun.
14:45Laugh and forget about whatever is bothering everyone.
14:49It's beautiful.
14:50Total picturesque.
14:52I'm a rule follower, depending on what the rules are.
14:56I did my best with this barbecue.
14:58Here's all our bamboo, plastic-ass plates.
15:02I didn't know if people were watching us.
15:05They're going to arrest us.
15:06It's Malibu.
15:07Who knows?
15:08If anyone comes by, we will tell them.
15:10I guess it would be kind of entertaining that I got arrested because I brought a plastic fork
15:15that I was trying to make it look like it was stainless steel.
15:19It's so ridiculous.
15:21This will be fun, honey.
15:23Yeah?
15:24Don't you think?
15:25Okay, I think so.
15:26Oh, look how pretty that looks.
15:31I've always been one.
15:33The more, the merrier.
15:34Hi, how are you?
15:35Good, how are you?
15:36I'm good.
15:37Hey.
15:38Hi, honey.
15:39You look so cute.
15:40I love having a family together.
15:42I love friends together.
15:44Hi, Brooke.
15:45Hi.
15:46How are you?
15:47Oh, my God, Timmy.
15:48Hi.
15:49I wanted to include Brooke, Charlie's other ex-wife.
15:53I wish you were still at that union because I rented three there.
15:57There is a lot of history there.
15:59Her sons are my daughter's brothers.
16:01Hi, Pop, how are you?
16:03We are a big, blended family.
16:05Eloise, come make a plate.
16:07We'll get some food.
16:08I love that you dive right in, Sammy.
16:10I'm right after you.
16:11Oh, my God, I'm starving.
16:12Where's Lola?
16:14Is Lola here?
16:16Lola.
16:18Loli.
16:20Here you go, honey.
16:22And there's baked potato.
16:23Oh, my goodness.
16:24What's going on with you guys?
16:26With Sammy.
16:27Yeah, I know you guys are beefing over some dude or whatever.
16:30She just cannot let it go.
16:33Sammy's crazy, and so are you.
16:35It's fine.
16:36I love both of you.
16:37I love your hair.
16:38I went blonder, right?
16:39I love it.
16:40Do you like it?
16:41Yeah.
16:43The reason why I wanted to do, like, a family environment is because
16:46Sam and Lola have not spoken for a long time.
16:50They've always been really close.
16:53We see each other almost every day.
16:54Yeah, we're close.
16:55I don't think we ever want to admit it.
16:57She calls me at least eight times a day.
17:01I do.
17:02Yeah.
17:03I think we'll always be that way.
17:04We're very, very close.
17:07I don't know what it is about siblings sometimes just being complete opposites.
17:10Bob is more of an introvert like Charlie, and Max needs a playmate, you know,
17:16wants to do something.
17:17So Max is Lola.
17:18Right.
17:19Bob looks like Charlie, and Sammy looks like Charlie.
17:22Right.
17:23What does Aaron say?
17:24Does he get involved with them?
17:26Sorry, I keep looking at this squirrel.
17:29I have so many squirrels that come, and I feed them nuts.
17:34Oh, they're waiting for their nuts.
17:35I hope they come and sit at it.
17:37Oh, my God, he's so cute.
17:40Oh, wow.
17:41They're sitting at the same table.
17:43Should we go over and sit?
17:44Sure.
17:46As a man that's in the same family as me, like, us men don't have really any say with these women.
17:52Oh, you found that out.
17:53What do you think I'm standing over here by myself putting lids back on the hood?
17:58Yeah?
17:59Now you know.
18:01Hi, weezers.
18:02Did you see the squirrel over there?
18:06How are your sisters?
18:08This is the longest they've ever gone through something like this,
18:12and I think that they need to just be done with it.
18:18Here we are, girls.
18:21I think we need to work through this.
18:23It would only be successful if someone here was capable of holding themselves accountable.
18:33I think we need to work through this.
18:35I think it would only be successful if someone here was capable of holding themselves accountable, so.
18:42Um, I think also if she could just not cuss me out and actually be respectful, that would be nice.
18:49Can you do that?
18:50Like, not cuss at her and be respectful?
18:52Can you stop hanging with my ex?
18:55The way that you speak to me is so rude.
18:57I wouldn't speak to you like this if you were such a bitch.
18:59The way that you speak to me is so rude.
19:00I wouldn't speak to you like this if you were such a bitch.
19:02Dude.
19:04Don't call her dude.
19:05She's your sister.
19:07I want you guys to, like, repair your relationship.
19:10I don't want to do that right now, though.
19:11Like, why do you have to force it?
19:13I'm not.
19:14My mom always seems to take Sammy's side.
19:17Lola's done some crazy shit, and I feel like she gets away with it because she's the little sister.
19:20It's just like two against one.
19:22I feel like I'm still holding a grudge against that.
19:24Now my purse is stuck.
19:26We're making a dick.
19:29Why are you making a dick?
19:30Because my chain is stuck in this picnic table.
19:33I think you genuinely need to work on how to talk to someone, Sammy.
19:36I'm a very nice person to the people I want to be nice to.
19:38You have disrespected me one too many times.
19:40All you do is belittle me and call me names.
19:43I'm trying to get my purse out of this picnic table.
19:46I don't want to talk to her anymore.
19:47She's so mean.
19:48I know.
19:49That's why I was trying to stop it.
19:50Let's stop.
19:51Well, this is one big happy family, isn't it?
19:53It really is.
19:54You guys keep talking.
19:55That's the thing.
19:57Bear!
19:58Jesus Christ.
20:00Do I worry that my parenting has f***ed my kids?
20:03Of course I do.
20:04You and your sister, you're going to get through it.
20:06I'm not.
20:07Why can't we just, like, f*** it and move on?
20:10Let's move past this question.
20:12Ugh.
20:13I think it made it worse.
20:15Oh, s***.
20:18This season on Denise Richards and her wild things.
20:21Oh, this is so exciting!
20:23Are my girls going to drive me crazy?
20:25At least my hair's not fake.
20:26At least I can f***ing afford fake hair.
20:28Of course.
20:29Mom, you're making me nervous.
20:31I'm embarrassing you?
20:32I'm getting a grill.
20:34What the f***?
20:35My friends drop in.
20:36That's a country club pour.
20:38We could have been stepsisters.
20:40That's a show.
20:41Hi.
20:42You look gorgeous.
20:44Gross.
20:45They say if you can't handle the heat, stay out of the kitchen.
20:48But, you know, I like to keep things hot.
20:50OnlyPans, please watch my new cooking show.
20:53How is this even a freaking noodle?
20:56Oh, man.
20:57You're my husband's hall pass.
20:59Okay, well.
21:00And I make out with my ex.
21:02I'm going to go to lunch with your dad today.
21:04Tell him I wish him nothing but the worst.
21:06No, not that one.
21:09Let's just say this is a wild f***ing ride.
21:13So, did you have fun?
21:15No.