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00:01Previously on Wild Cards.
00:03I'm so bored being stuck in this chair all day.
00:06I told you not to jump in the children's ball pit.
00:08You're benched. Ellis Simmons, you're up.
00:10Yes, sir.
00:11Like old times.
00:12Now I'm driving.
00:13Our deal still stands, right?
00:14Of course.
00:15So what about us?
00:16What about us?
00:17Are we gonna stay partners?
00:18What do you want?
00:19Six more months off my dad's sentence.
00:20Two weeks.
00:31Oh, God.
00:33Ricky! I'm brace-free and ready for some fun.
00:36What should we do today?
00:37Turtle racing? Hot air ballooning?
00:40Karaoke brunch?
00:41I'm going away for the weekend,
00:42and you are getting this affront to taste out of our apartment.
00:47It's for the office.
00:48Oh, in that case, I welcome you with open arms.
00:51You can't leave.
00:52I've been cooped up in this apartment for too long.
00:54I need a frolic.
00:56I'm sorry, Jelly Bean.
00:57My amateur theater group is doing a sacred silent retreat
01:01in a yurt in Oregon.
01:03Anyways, I gotta run.
01:04I'm already late.
01:05Fine.
01:16Hey, guys.
01:17I'm back.
01:18You miss me?
01:19Yeah, how's the foot?
01:20You know, ready for action.
01:22What are we working on?
01:23We are all off to the annual
01:24Police and Law Enforcement Conference and Expo.
01:27Ooh, is that like an amusement park for detectives?
01:29It's more like a chance for big tech companies
01:31to peddle a bunch of elaborate and expensive gadgets
01:33the department will never buy.
01:35But the swag bags are epic.
01:38Oh, yeah.
01:39I got half my Christmas gifts out of that bag.
01:41Although giving my nephew infrared goggles
01:43was a bit of a misfire.
01:45Okay, great.
01:46So, when do we leave?
01:48You can't come with us.
01:49Kind of a badge-only thing.
01:51Since when has that stopped me?
01:52Max, they're strict on credentials and punctuality.
01:55We need to roll.
01:56Let's go, guys.
02:02Honestly, it's not that fun.
02:03I wouldn't even go if it wasn't mandatory.
02:05Oh, no worries.
02:06I'm long overdue for a catch-up with my dad.
02:08He's been begging me to come see him more.
02:10Okay.
02:11Oh, and don't forget your badge.
02:17Say hi to your dad for me, huh?
02:22Hi.
02:29Honey, you really should have called.
02:30Today's not the best day.
02:32But I brought your favorite custard tarts.
02:34I have the whole day to myself.
02:35Good.
02:36Good, honey.
02:37Good for you.
02:38Go knock yourself out.
02:39What do you mean?
02:40I remember a time when you pulled the Bolivian boondoggle,
02:43the golden goose gambit, and the cuckoo's nest
02:45all within 24 hours.
02:47Don't think I've ever been so proud.
02:49So, kiddo, the world's your oyster.
02:51Get out there and get shucking.
02:53I was just hoping that we could spend some time together.
02:56You know there's nothing I love more.
02:57But?
02:58But I'm about to run a poker game with the boys over in Block C.
03:02Really? You're ditching me for a card game?
03:04It's time-sensitive.
03:05Thanks to you, I've only got so many more weeks left in here.
03:07And hedge funds in these bags being released tomorrow.
03:09So if I don't take them down tonight, I miss my shot.
03:12Okay.
03:13Business or pleasure, I get it.
03:15You sure you're okay?
03:16Yes, I'm fine.
03:18Now go.
03:19Enjoy yourself.
03:20I'm in that yacht.
03:21You read my mind.
03:22Besides, we'll have all the time in the world together soon.
03:27Love you, honey.
03:28Love you.
03:29I'm taking these.
03:43One move and you're dead.
03:51I don't have a wallet.
03:53But you can help yourself to some mint chocolate chip ice cream.
03:56Not all your money.
03:58Then what do you want?
03:59Turn around and I want to watch your face while I pull the trigger.
04:06Because you light up my life, baby.
04:09Nice!
04:10I got you, didn't I?
04:11Nice!
04:15Man, this is a nice place.
04:17Whose is it?
04:19It's mine.
04:20Are you settling down?
04:22For the time being.
04:23Man, so the rumors are true.
04:25What rumors?
04:26Five days Darcy told me you were working for the cops.
04:28I called him a dirty liar.
04:29Okay, first of all, Darcy is a dirty liar.
04:31But just not about that.
04:33Wait, you went cop?
04:34No!
04:35I'm not a cop.
04:36I'm a police consultant.
04:37Temporarily.
04:38I'm just trying to shave time off my death sentence.
04:40So I don't want to hear from you for six months.
04:41All of a sudden you're living in the upside down.
04:43I know.
04:44I should have called.
04:45Yeah.
04:46Or emailed or smoke signal something.
04:47I don't know.
04:48How's George holding up?
04:49You know my dad.
04:50He can always make a good thing out of a bad situation.
04:52Have you talked to your dad lately?
04:54No.
04:55I haven't heard from him in the last couple years.
04:57I think the last I heard he was running some kind of a con in the Everglades.
05:00With an alligator farm.
05:01And how about you?
05:02Last we spoke, you were working on a con on the Duke of Lichtenberg.
05:06Yeah, I had to drop that.
05:08What happened?
05:10I got caught stalking the chauffeur.
05:12Okay, that's not like you to mess up a con for a boo.
05:15Was it serious?
05:16You know what?
05:17I just...
05:18This is not why I'm here, okay?
05:19I'm here because we are the Grifter sisters.
05:23The con queens.
05:24The dynamic duo together again.
05:26Where is your closet?
05:28Yay!
05:31And done.
05:35Eyeliner game still A+.
05:37Now what about your con game?
05:39What do you mean?
05:40Come on, you always have a long con running.
05:41Spill the tea.
05:42The tea is that I'm working time off my dad's sentence.
05:45You sure that's all?
05:46Yes.
05:49I'm gonna get the door.
05:51You're holding out on me, I know it.
05:56Hey.
05:57Hey.
05:58What are you doing here?
05:59Look, I know you couldn't come to the tech conference, so I thought I'd bring the tech conference to you.
06:04A swag bag?
06:05Yeah.
06:06You shouldn't have.
06:08Now I see why you've been holding out on me.
06:11Hi.
06:12You the boyfriend?
06:13No.
06:14No, definitely not.
06:15Well, it's a pleasure to meet you, Detective...
06:20Ellis.
06:21Ellis is my partner, and this is...
06:24Kelsey.
06:25Kelsey Beckford.
06:26I'm an old friend from school.
06:27Nice to meet you, Kelsey.
06:28Where are you traveling from?
06:29Latvia.
06:30Just landed this morning.
06:31Huh, Latvia.
06:32That's a long way to travel for a friend.
06:34Oh, not to see your best friend, though.
06:36I've known Max forever.
06:37Tragically, I do not know a single thing about you.
06:41Would you care to join us tonight?
06:42Oh, I don't think Ellis wants to join our girls' night.
06:45Do you?
06:46No.
06:47Thanks for the offer, but lots of paperwork to do back at the office.
06:50Yeah.
06:51Suit yourself.
06:52Um, don't you think I finished getting ready?
06:54I was born ready.
06:58I thought you were homeschooled.
06:59Oh, who knew that you paid attention?
07:01Who is she?
07:02Just an old friend.
07:04What are you up to, Max?
07:05Nothing.
07:06You know, when you say nothing, it's usually something, right?
07:08Why are you so suspicious?
07:10It's literally my job.
07:11Okay, well, how about you go and do your job?
07:13Because apparently, I'm not needed today.
07:16So you just run along and do your little cop things.
07:18Because this here is just two girls hitting the town like old times.
07:22Okay?
07:23Good night.
07:41Good night.
08:02This is Detective Ellis.
08:03Look, I just sent you some print scans to run.
08:05Give me the results as soon as you can.
08:06So, what are your intentions with Captain Tall Drink of Justice?
08:10Oh, shut up.
08:11He is just my partner.
08:13Oh, yeah.
08:14I'm so sure.
08:15I don't know.
08:16Maybe this whole domestic coma thing, maybe it's not an act.
08:19Maybe.
08:21You've got soft.
08:23I am not soft.
08:25Yeah?
08:26Yeah.
08:28Prove it.
08:30Okay.
08:31You remember the rules?
08:32No repeats, no cheat marks, and absolutely no getting made.
08:35Beautiful.
08:36Okay.
08:37Best out of five.
09:28So Max's friend's name is Mattie Genton.
09:31His charges include identity theft, fraud and forgery.
09:34Great.
09:36Hmm.
09:37Yeah, I know.
09:40Max could be pulling another con.
09:43I thought we were past this.
09:48Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system.
09:57In my defense, I didn't see the dog in the backseat.
09:59We have to give the dog back.
10:00We can give the dog back. Why do I have to give back the car?
10:03Because I'm trying to get my dad out of jail, not join him.
10:06Dude, don't you miss this? Don't you miss the thrill of the con? Don't you miss the rush?
10:11Yes, I've had a blast. It's been so good seeing you.
10:15But tomorrow's a school day, okay? We need to go home.
10:19Okay, we're tied. Can we do one more for the win?
10:23Look, just break into a locker. I bet you can't do it in less than 30 seconds.
10:27Too easy.
10:28Is it? Or are you afraid that you have lost your skill with a lockpick?
10:31I don't even need a lockpick. Okay?
10:35All right, tough guy. What about locker 13?
10:38Okay. Watch and see.
10:41Oh, hello.
10:47Now, don't you do this. This is crime.
10:56I'm sorry, sweetie.
11:01Hey, transit cops! Come on, move it! Move, move, move, move, move, move!
11:04Hey!
11:05Get in the car, baby! Come on!
11:15Max, where the hell are you? I've been trying to call you for over an hour. We've got a case. Call me.
11:21Hi, Detective Ellis.
11:22My name's Ernie. I run security here. I'll take you to the scene.
11:24Thanks. Did you know the victim?
11:26Yeah, Josh Hanson. Loves tennis pro. Everyone around here has really broken up about it.
11:32He was a great guy. Terrible way to go.
11:41Hey, Ellis. Where's Max?
11:43She, uh, she couldn't make it today.
11:45What do we got?
11:46CDs. Second degree burns. He was in here for hours.
11:50Yeah, but even if he'd fallen asleep, wouldn't the pain from the burns be enough to wake him up?
11:53Normally I'd say yes, but that probably didn't help.
11:56Right. So he passed out because of the alcohol, but then died of a, what, heat stroke?
12:00That's what I'm thinking.
12:01I'll need to do a full exam to be sure.
12:03What about the time of death?
12:04Somewhere between midnight and three AM.
12:07Was there any security cameras?
12:09None on the grounds. The clientele values their privacy.
12:12Who found the body?
12:13That would be our club's GM, Bob.
12:15Bob.
12:17Alright, let's go talk to Bob. I still can't believe he's gone. I'm sorry for your loss.
12:21Do you know what Josh might have been doing so late at night in the steam room?
12:25He had an apartment on the club grounds, so the late night steam was kind of his thing after a long day of lessons.
12:30What about the drinking? Is that also his thing?
12:35Yeah. He's had a bit of a problem ever since his injury.
12:40What injury?
12:41As soon as he joined the pro circuit, he blew his knee out.
12:44Go figure.
12:46That's me and Josh. We met at tennis camp at Boca when we were sixteen.
12:50We were the scholarship kids. We both loved the game, but he was the one with the real talent.
12:56He went the pro route, I went corporate, and ended up here.
12:59That's a long friendship.
13:00He's a godfather to my son. After rehab he needed a job, I made him the club's tennis pro.
13:04Gave him the apartment for free.
13:06Did Josh's drinking ever interfere here at work?
13:09No, no. Never. Josh had his issues, but he was the best, okay? Everybody loved him.
13:14I mean, you could...
13:17I'm sorry. I just... a lot to process.
13:20Of course. Well, thank you for your time.
13:22I may need to ask your staff a few questions, but I think you and I are done for now.
13:26Yeah, whatever you need.
13:30Ugh.
13:33Hey, Chief. What's up?
13:34Allen, get back to the station. Now. You're off the case.
13:38What? But why?
13:39Just do it.
13:54Okay. Okay. I'm coming.
14:00I swear, I'm gonna return the dog once I remember where she came from.
14:06It's not about the dog. Max Mitchell, you're under arrest for the murder of Josh Hanson.
14:10Hold this.
14:15Okay. You don't need to hear that.
14:25Anything to say?
14:26Anything to say?
14:27Yeah. Can I get an aspirin?
14:31This is serious, Max. Cybercrime's unit found a hit on Josh Hanson's life on the dark web.
14:36They staked out the bus lockers, and you were caught on camera picking up the payment.
14:41Maybe you make that two aspirins.
14:46You don't actually think she did this, do you?
14:48No, of course not. But I do wonder if she's involved, maybe.
14:53What are you saying?
14:54I'm saying you just got your desk back. This is Max. Friend to friend. You might want to pull back, you know? Protect yourself.
15:01What were you doing on that video?
15:02Okay, yes. I broke into the locker.
15:05Why that specific locker?
15:06I don't know. Because it was there.
15:08You don't actually think I killed anyone, do you?
15:12Max, who were you with last night?
15:15Lola. Just Lola.
15:25Max.
15:33Why are you lying to me?
15:34Yeah, and why the hell are you protecting her?
15:37Hey Simmons, talk screen came back on your Vic.
15:39Alright, thanks Tony.
15:42Ellis, he pulled you off the case.
15:45And where's Maddie now?
15:47I don't know. All I know is that I woke up in the morning and she was gone.
15:50And the bag?
15:51Also gone.
15:52Max, listen to me very carefully. You need to cooperate with us.
15:55I am cooperating.
15:56And I'm trying to help you. But the commissioner is furious.
16:00If you get charged with murder, the department will have to sever any and all affiliations with you.
16:05Any previous agreements and arrangements will become null and void. And this includes our deal for your father's early release.
16:16Ellis, I thought you were off the case.
16:19I'm observing today.
16:23Found traces of digoxin in the Vic system. It's a heart medication.
16:27Except his medical records show it was never prescribed to him.
16:30So you think he could have been drugged?
16:32Most likely. There are no recreational benefits to taking it.
16:35What happens if a healthy person took digoxin?
16:37Their blood pressure would plummet, likely leading to unconsciousness.
16:40Adding alcohol to the mix I'm sure just speeds all that up, right?
16:43Mm-hmm.
16:44What about his burns?
16:45The dermal and subcutaneous burns are consistent with temperatures over 200 degrees.
16:49Right, but all those steam rooms have limiters on the thermostat so that they can never reach those temperatures, right?
16:54Correct.
16:55So someone knew that Josh would be drinking, drugged him with the digoxin to knock him out,
17:00foughts with the thermostat, and then just left him in there to fry.
17:07Alright, well now we know for certain this is a murder case.
17:09Work with me here. The murder happened between midnight and 3 a.m. Do you have an alibi?
17:15Uh...
17:17Yeah! Lola bit the delivery guy!
17:21The delivery guy?
17:23I ordered takeout.
17:24Ordering food isn't an alibi.
17:26It is! When you take selfies with every single delivery person, okay?
17:30Look at this.
17:32Pizza, Chinese, pierogies, poutine, and pizza again.
17:39Well that explains the heartburn.
17:41I'll take this to I.I.T. to confirm the timestamps. I'll be back.
17:48At least I got you, Lola.
17:53The dog's owner's here. And our Elford.
17:58Never change, kid.
18:01Alice, Max's alibi checks out.
18:04Good.
18:05Yeah, but unless we find her friend, she'll be charged with solicitation to commit murder.
18:09I don't know why Max is protecting Maddie like that.
18:11Go find out.
18:13Yes, sir.
18:16So I guess I'm not a murderer after all.
18:17Nobody thought that, Max.
18:19Oh, could have fooled me. I thought you were my partner.
18:21And then you went behind my back to check up on me.
18:23I'm not a murderer.
18:25Nobody thought that, Max.
18:26Oh, could have fooled me.
18:27I thought you were my partner.
18:28And then you went behind my back to check up on my friend when there wasn't even a murder yet.
18:32Yeah, and I was right about her.
18:34Are you gonna put all my friends through a database?
18:36Should I just go get their fingerprints now and get it over with?
18:38Friends? Really? She set you up.
18:41Also, why do you keep protecting a murderer?
18:43Can you stop calling her that?
18:44I've been friends with Maddie since I was six years old.
18:47My dad and her dad were in the same line of work.
18:49Line of work? Really? You mean they're con men?
18:52Think what you will about my dad, but he always gave me a caring and stable home life.
18:59Unlike Maddie's.
19:00Her dad would disappear for weeks on end when he was playing a con.
19:03So she would stay with us a lot.
19:05She was the fun one.
19:07The cool one.
19:08The wild one.
19:10She was always a little bit of a train wreck.
19:12My dad would call her Hurricane Maddie because she would storm into our lives and bring all this excitement.
19:17And then she would take things one step too far and we'd have to clean up her mess.
19:21So then why do you keep doing it?
19:22I don't know.
19:23Growing up I had friends all over, but no one who I could be honest with about who I was or who my parents were.
19:31But with Maddie I could.
19:32I felt like she was the only person in the world who really understood me.
19:36Who I felt safe telling all my secrets to.
19:40Her and I have been through a lot together.
19:42You know what it's like to care for somebody who also drives you nuts?
19:45I think I have an idea.
19:46Maddie may be a lot of things, but she is not a killer.
19:50I just think that your history with her is clouding your judgment.
19:53You guys aren't kids anymore, Max.
19:54She solicited a murder on the dark web.
19:56She told you which locker to break into.
19:58And she made damn sure that she wasn't the one caught on camera.
20:01Now you and your dad's freedom are on the line because of her.
20:05It's one hell of a mess to clean up.
20:07At a certain point you're going to have to pick whose side you're on.
20:21How'd you find me?
20:22Your kryptonite.
20:23Bacon infused waffles.
20:25You always get them before a getaway flight.
20:28My dad always used to say, if they bust you in the airport, don't let it be on an empty stomach.
20:33And it might have been the only good thing I ever got from him.
20:37I'm starving.
20:38That's it.
20:40Really?
20:41You're not going to share?
20:42Even after setting me up for dinner?
20:44No.
20:45You're not going to share?
20:46No.
20:47Really?
20:48You're not going to share?
20:49Even after setting me up?
20:50What are you talking about?
20:52You made sure I was the one on camera when you told me to take that money.
20:55They arrested me, Maddie.
20:57Oh, bummer.
20:59Who, your new friends?
21:00Might want to consider a change of career.
21:02The guy you were paid to kill is dead.
21:05My what? I didn't kill anybody.
21:07You better hope you can prove that.
21:10And you set me up.
21:12Yeah.
21:13I set you up.
21:14Maddie Jensen, you're under arrest for the murder of Josh Hansen.
21:17Stand up, put your hands behind your back.
21:19You are unbelievable.
21:25Alright, let's go.
21:26Come on.
21:27Is this fun for you?
21:36It says it right here.
21:37I want Josh Hansen taken care of before next Wednesday and make it hurt.
21:41Period. Finito.
21:43That's a message on the dark web hiring you to kill Josh Hansen.
21:46I...
21:47Detective.
21:49Me?
21:50A killer?
21:51I am a simple girl who just rolled into town to see my supposed best friend.
21:56And would you look at the mess that she got me into.
21:58Oh, please. You pulled me into a catfish killer.
22:00What's a catfish killer?
22:01It's a con.
22:02You pose as a hitman.
22:04Or hitwoman.
22:05You collect half of the payment and then you don't go through with the hit.
22:07So where's the money?
22:08Why do you think I know where the money...
22:09She's the one who's on camera taking it out of the locker.
22:12Sir.
22:14And?
22:15Maddie's alibi checks out.
22:17After she left Max's place, cameras have her at the casino all night.
22:21She lost a buttonhole at the craps table.
22:23I did. Thank you for the reminder.
22:25Can I go now?
22:26Until cybercrimes can decode the encryption on the darknet messages and prove that it's Maddie, we can't hold her.
22:32Oh, that would be a yes then.
22:35You're free to go.
22:36Great.
22:38Ahem.
22:41Thank you, detective.
22:48So you're just gonna leave again?
22:51Why? You won't arrest me again?
22:52I'm trying to work time off my dad's sentence and I might lose everything because of you.
22:56Honey, I didn't make you do anything you didn't want to do.
22:58You know what? Just go.
22:59I'm trying. You're stopping me.
23:01Well, I thought you might actually want to stay and help since you're the one that caused this mess.
23:05Why? You have all your new cop friends. Ask them.
23:14So someone paid for a hit then did it themselves?
23:17Well, that doesn't make any sense.
23:18Nevertheless, your Vic is dead.
23:20Well, is it possible that two different people wanted Josh dead?
23:23I mean, everybody at the tennis club said that both the staff and the members loved him.
23:26Obviously not everyone.
23:29Go back. See what you can dig up.
23:31Alright. I'll get the payroll department to send us a list of employees.
23:34Yeah, yeah, whatever. Come on, back in row. Grab your fuzzy balls and come with me.
23:45Hey, maybe we should get the department to spring for a membership here.
23:48Oh yeah, I'll get right on that.
23:50Remember, everybody still thinks that Josh's death was an accident.
23:53Well, the longer the killer thinks that, the greater the chance he'll slip up.
23:56I want to get started with his death.
23:58And I'm gonna start with a daiquiri.
24:00And so I asked her what she was doing and she said,
24:02Don't look at me. That's not my ocelot.
24:06Can you believe it? She's such a nut. I love her so much.
24:11And here she is. Speak of the devil. I was just telling them all about you, everyone.
24:15This is Jenny.
24:18Jenny Jerome of the Long Island Jerome.
24:21Right. And before you ask, yes, those Jerome's.
24:24Oh, what can I say? Okay, baby food has been very good tonight.
24:27Who would have thought pureed carrots would buy me a new beach house?
24:31Oh, but if you'll excuse Samantha and I for a moment.
24:34Oh, another round on her.
24:37Sure, see you later.
24:40Yes, I knew you'd remember the Samantha and Jenny routine.
24:42How did you know I'd be here?
24:43You're a cop. This is the scene of the crime. Where else would you be?
24:46I think I got us the lay of the land. It's Peyton and Lisa.
24:50So Queen B, wannabe Queen B. They got all the tea.
24:53I figure this bill, if we run a little War of the Roses, play doubles with them, pretend to be mad at each other.
24:57Maddie, stop. I am mad at you.
24:59I thought you wanted my help.
25:00I did, but Maddie.
25:01What?
25:02It's always like this.
25:03It's always like what?
25:04Hurricane Maddie. Blow into my life, create a bunch of chaos, and expect me to clean up your mess.
25:08Okay, first you say you want my help, so I'm helping. Now you don't want my help. What do you want from me?
25:11I want you to tell me why you came to town. Why did you come here?
25:13I need a reason to see my best friend?
25:15No, but you usually have one. Did you just need a reason?
25:19Wow, dude. Okay, you know what? I came here to see if I even still have a friend, and I guess I got my answer.
25:24What's that supposed to mean?
25:25Ever since we were kids, no matter where we were in the world, no matter what con we were running, no matter what was going on in our lives, we took care of each other.
25:31I haven't talked to you in six months, and the last time I called you, I was really, really upset.
25:36About the chauffeur?
25:37Yes, about the chauffeur. You didn't call me back. And you know what? That's fine. Life gets busy.
25:44So I tried again. Nothing. And then I came up here, because I thought, oh, maybe I did something wrong. But no, it turns out you just moved on.
25:49Maddie, I had so much going on at the time. I'd just gotten arrested, I was trying to keep myself out of jail, and I was trying to revise my plan to get Olivier.
25:56Right, and then you did all of those things and still nothing. Because you got a new life. You got a job, you got a boy, and you do not need me anymore, do you?
26:05Excuse me, ladies.
26:06Your court's ready.
26:07Thank you so much. We're not done here.
26:09Not by a long shot, but right now I gotta kick your ass.
26:12Hey, girls. Jenny and I were thinking about playing a couple of mixed doubles. You wanna come?
26:15Oh, you two are an absolute guest. We need more people like you around here, don't we, Lisa?
26:20Oh, absolutely.
26:22Oh.
26:24I think Bob just lost his house.
26:26I didn't know that.
26:27I didn't know that either.
26:28I didn't know that either.
26:29I didn't know that either.
26:30I didn't know that either.
26:31I didn't know that either.
26:33I think Bob just lost his house.
26:35I didn't know we paid him enough to own the house.
26:37Who's she?
26:40His soon-to-be ex-wife, Sandra. They're going through a nasty divorce. We've all been there.
26:45Some more than others.
26:51Alright, ladies. Time to put your balls where your mouths are.
26:55But what do you say we make it a little more interesting? Why don't we switch partners?
27:01Oh.
27:02Well, we've never played against each other. I'm always Peyton's partner.
27:06Could be fun. Let's do it.
27:08Come here.
27:09Alright.
27:12May the best player win.
27:32Ah!
27:39Nice.
27:41Wow. You two like to play hard.
27:45This isn't a game, Peyton.
27:46It's not?
27:47This is war.
27:49And Peyton, she's not your friend.
27:51She isn't?
27:52Look, you're the queen around here. And Lisa wants your throne. Can't you see that?
27:56Yeah.
27:57If you don't take Peyton down a notch, we're going to be living in her shadow forever.
28:02Is that what you want?
28:04No.
28:05Lisa's been telling everyone around here my butt isn't real. This butt? All Peyton.
28:10Well, then let's show her what that butt is made of.
28:13Yeah.
28:22Hey!
28:27Ah!
28:28Nice.
28:33Oh, come on.
28:34That was it.
28:37I don't get why you're back here if he died of heat stroke.
28:39We're just trying to be thorough.
28:41Now, did you notice anything different or strange about Josh's behavior before he died?
28:45Actually, a little, yeah. He told me he was moving out.
28:47He was going to give up his free apartment? Did he tell you why?
28:50No. But he had lessons all day, so he asked me to drop off a security deposit at his new place.
28:55And that was strange to you?
28:56He handed me ten grand in cash for the deposit.
29:00Josh was usually broke.
29:02Any idea where he got the money?
29:03No idea.
29:04Okay. Can you let me into his place?
29:21So, are you saying Lisa was sleeping with Josh?
29:23I know she was. That sweet and shy act is all for that stick-in-the-mud husband of hers.
29:28You think Peyton got more out of a time with Josh than a bed of four hands?
29:32I think you mean four play.
29:34Look, I'm not one to spread rumors, but whatever happens in the steam room stays in the steam room.
29:39At least Lisa loves him.
29:41I can't imagine anyone being in love with that lizard.
29:44You think Peyton loved Josh?
29:46Oh, God, I hope not.
29:47Josh wasn't the catch everyone thought he was.
29:49All right, let's go get him.
30:16Suck it, Lisa!
30:17Bite me, Peyton!
30:18You're a sore loser. You always were.
30:20Okay, easy, ladies. You don't want to say something you'll regret.
30:23Okay, I think what's really going on here is anger, not grief.
30:27Hey, you know, it's possible that both of you have some unresolved feelings about Josh's death.
30:31About that jerk?
30:32No. I'm glad he's dead.
30:34How can you say that? You were sleeping with him.
30:36Yes, so were you.
30:37So were half the ladies in this club.
30:39I bet that made you jealous as hell.
30:41Not even close. That money-sucking leech didn't care about anyone.
30:46You mean...
30:48Not you, too.
30:54Okay, get this. I just found $250,000 cash hidden in Josh's apartment.
30:58There's no way a tennis coach makes that kind of money legally.
31:01Maybe it was drugs.
31:03Not unless love is a drug.
31:05What'd you find out?
31:06Josh was having sexy times with some of the wealthy married women at the club.
31:11He recorded their sexcapades in the steam room and then blackmailed them.
31:16Including Peyton and Lisa.
31:18Either they paid up, or Josh would send the video to their husbands.
31:22That would explain why multiple people wanted Josh dead.
31:25All right, meet me in the steam room.
31:29I was promised cucumber water.
31:31Really? What the hell is she doing here?
31:33It's a long story.
31:34Don't blame her. I am here out of the goodness of my own mind.
31:38Don't blame her. I am here out of the goodness of my own heart.
31:41And she did help us get that information about Josh.
31:44Fine. I found where the camera was hidden. It's an Ethernet cable.
31:47I think the camera was connected to it, and that's how they were uploading the footage.
31:50Hey! What?
31:52I thought maybe you and I could enjoy a little, uh, post-tennis wind-down.
31:57Turn it off.
31:59Wait, not yet.
32:01That's the spirit.
32:08Josh.
32:14Bob killed me.
32:16Okay, we know Josh had Digoxin in his system, so Bob probably spiked his scotch and locked him in here.
32:22And Josh regained consciousness just in time to write that message before he died.
32:26This is great. Let's go.
32:27Let's go get our killer. Let's go.
32:30That's not how the law works.
32:32Ew. Why? He literally wrote who killed him on the thing.
32:35You need more than invisible words written in steam.
32:38God, you people are exhausting.
32:39Alright, what now?
32:40Bob and Josh were best friends. They met as teenagers. They grew up together.
32:43Why would you kill your best friend?
32:44Oh, I can think of a few reasons why.
32:46We know that Josh was blackmailing the women that he was sleeping with.
32:49Well, Peyton and Lisa said that Bob was in the middle of a messy divorce.
32:52Maybe Josh was sleeping with Bob's wife, too.
32:54She was at the court today. And we're fighting.
32:56Alright, I'll go talk to her. And you, make sure this one stays out of trouble.
33:00What am I, a tween? I don't need a babysitter.
33:02Sure you don't.
33:04Don't worry about her. She'll be fine.
33:09Look, I'm sorry, but I have to ask.
33:11Were you having an affair with Josh Hansen?
33:13What? Absolutely not. I've known Josh since we were teenagers.
33:16Did he and Bob get into an argument recently?
33:19I wouldn't be surprised. Bob and I are getting divorced.
33:22Josh was going to testify on my behalf.
33:24Wait a minute. He was going to testify against his best friend?
33:26Listen, what does any of this have to do with Josh's death?
33:28I thought it was an accident.
33:29Were you not aware that Josh was blackmailing women at the tennis club?
33:32Sandra, if you know something about this, I need you to tell me.
33:36I only just found out. Also, Bob was in on the scheme as well.
33:41Wait, the two of them were in on it together?
33:43When I filed for divorce, Bob threatened to take my son away from me.
33:48Could he do that? I mean, did he have the grounds to?
33:50He was going to claim I'm an unfit parent. What a joke.
33:54But there's enough CEOs, judges, and politicians out there.
33:58who'd be willing to do good ol' Bob a favor. I wouldn't stand a chance.
34:02When Josh heard that, he confessed everything to me.
34:07Josh was going to testify to help me win the custody case against Bob.
34:11But if he came clean about the blackmailing, he would have been incriminating himself.
34:18Okay. Look, are you sure that there was nothing going on between you and Josh?
34:23We all met when we were 16. Both guys had a crush on me, but I chose Bob.
34:31Even so, I know Bob was always jealous of Josh.
34:35I had no idea Josh still loved me all these years later.
34:39He said working for Bob was humiliating, but he'd taken the job to be close to me.
34:45You on a medication?
34:47Digoxin.
34:48For a small heart murmur. Nothing serious.
34:51What day was Josh going to testify against Bob?
34:54We were going to court on Wednesday. Why is that important?
34:58Well, it certainly does explain the timing of all this.
35:01Bob knew Josh was going to spill the beans in court.
35:03Right. That's why the message on the dark web said,
35:06I need Josh Hansen taken care of before next Wednesday.
35:09And he needed Josh dead before the court date.
35:11Okay, so we know Bob had access to Digoxin.
35:13But it still doesn't prove that he drugged Josh and locked him in his team room.
35:16Unless we get him to confess.
35:18Yeah, of course. But how?
35:20I think I have an idea. I just need to fix something first.
35:25And I am so sorry about telling everyone about your butt implants.
35:30Forget it. After all I've been saying about you, it's water under the bridge.
35:34Let's just keep the past in the past. Period. Finito.
35:38Hey. I know you're still mad at me.
35:42What do you mean?
35:44I'm sorry.
35:46For what?
35:48I didn't mean to ghost you.
35:50You could have fooled me.
35:52I hate when you get like this.
35:55But I know that's why you're doing it.
35:57Oh, you know me so well.
35:59Of course I do.
36:01I'm just trying to help you.
36:02Then I know that's why you're doing it.
36:04Oh, you know me so well.
36:06Of course I do.
36:08And you know me better than anyone.
36:10And you've always been there for me.
36:12Even though you are a huge pain in the ass.
36:17Look, I know I had a lot going on at the time.
36:23But I never should have taken you for granted.
36:27You're my best friend.
36:29And I'll always need you.
36:30And I'll always need you.
36:34Damn it, Maddie.
36:36I love you.
36:38How do you always do this? I love you too.
36:41Come here, tiny.
36:46And now I need your help.
36:48I'm intrigued.
36:50And your special talents.
36:52Go on.
36:54Turn around. Slowly.
36:57Yeah, we want to see your face when we kill you.
37:06Who the hell are you two? What is this?
37:08Your wife Sandra sent us.
37:10And she has a message for you.
37:12And it's written in teeny tiny letters on one of these bullets.
37:16She paid you to kill me?
37:18Yeah.
37:19And her exact words to us were, make it a messy one.
37:22Was it messy or painful? I can't remember.
37:24Why can't it be both?
37:26See, this is why I love you. We're such a good team.
37:28You think I should start with the kneecaps first?
37:30They're classic for a reason.
37:32Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, you don't need to do this.
37:34Well, Sandra gave us 25,000 reasons why we should.
37:37I can double it.
37:39You walk away, I'll triple it.
37:42Nice try, Bob.
37:44Bob.
37:46Sweetie pie, you're the club manager.
37:47You probably can't even pay the membership fee.
37:49No, no, I have it right here. I have it in the safe. Right there.
37:51I can show you.
37:53Okay.
37:55Whatever you take from that drawer, take it out very slowly.
38:01See?
38:05I can't believe Sandra did this.
38:07Yeah, I mean, you kind of forced her hand, Bob.
38:09The divorce and trying to take her son away.
38:12Right. That was terrible.
38:14Well, at least she has Josh.
38:15Right.
38:17Beautiful, sweet, perfect Josh. What did she call him?
38:19The love of her life.
38:21Apparently, he's very romantic.
38:23And the stamina, you know, which is really rare.
38:26You know what, Bob? You don't have to worry about this.
38:28People have different strengths and weaknesses.
38:30I'm sure you make up for it in other areas.
38:32I knew they were having an affair.
38:34See?
38:36It's money.
38:38I can put it right here.
38:40There. I can walk away.
38:42You thinking what I'm thinking?
38:43Bob, we are killers, not thieves.
38:45Yeah, give us some credit.
38:47You've been straight with us.
38:49So, we take the money for an added fee.
38:51We kill your wife and her boyfriend.
38:53He's already dead.
38:55Wait, what?
38:57He's taken care of. Don't worry about it.
38:59Who'd you get to do the hit?
39:01Yeah, we want to know who's been moving in on our territory.
39:03No, nobody. Nobody. I didn't hire anybody.
39:05I killed him. I did it. Alright?
39:07But look, there's the money. Like I said.
39:09It's all yours. You can just leave.
39:11With pleasure.
39:13Come on in, boys.
39:17Okay, this next part's really cool. You ready?
39:19You are under arrest for the murder of Josh Hansen.
39:24Book him.
39:27It'd be cool. Alright?
39:29That's actually great. I can see why people get addicted to that.
39:31It's fantastic.
39:33You know what? This has been awesome.
39:35We should do it more often.
39:37Maddie. What?
39:39Give me the money.
39:41Just testing.
39:44You're under arrest for soliciting the murder of Josh Hansen.
39:47Take her downtown and book her.
39:50Don't let the door hit your butt on the way out.
39:55What's that all about?
39:57I overheard Peyton saying, period, finito, and that's when I knew it was her.
40:00It's the same words used in the dark web messages.
40:02She's the one who tried to hire you.
40:04Plus, she fessed up to wanting Josh killed as his testimony would have exposed their affair.
40:08And Bob wanted him dead to protect his nasty blackmail scheme.
40:10Josh's attempt to make amends and do the right thing is actually what got him killed.
40:15You know, there's gotta be a lesson in here somewhere, but it is completely beyond me.
40:18I gotta say, arresting people makes you thirsty and go to the bar.
40:26Look, I wanted to apologize.
40:29For anything specifically, or should I make a list?
40:32For the Maddie thing, okay? I guess I kind of...
40:35Flew off the handle? Freaked out?
40:37I may have jumped to a few conclusions, yes.
40:38Maybe our past clouded your judgment?
40:41Look, when I thought you might be hiding something from me or pulling another con, I just...
40:45I got triggered. Sorry.
40:48It's okay. We're all a work in progress.
40:51Woo! Everyone drink up! It's on my gal, Jenny!
40:55I gotta go.
40:56Yeah.
40:57Thanks.
41:06So, now that Peyton's in the slammer, I'm off the hook for the Catfish Killer con?
41:10Yep. Thanks to your help packing the case, you're a free woman now.
41:13And my deal with the commissioner still stands.
41:16Oh, well, I got you. Long shot.
41:19The Sydney regatta is coming up, and I have a killer con lined up.
41:25Can I tempt you?
41:27Maddie, I'm trying to get time off my dad's sentence, okay?
41:31Yeah, sure. Keep telling yourself that.
41:34I saw. I saw that gleam in your eye.
41:39I told you. We're just partners.
41:42No, that's not what I meant.
41:44Max, I know you better than anybody, right?
41:46So I know. I know that look that you get when you pull off a con.
41:51I know how much you love The Rush.
41:52I saw that look when you were working the case with Alice,
41:56and I think this is where you're getting your Rush now.
41:59It's okay. It's nice.
42:02However, it is my last night in town, so round two?
42:08Okay, how about we go back to my apartment and give Hurricane Maddie a rest tonight?
42:12Alright, you win. I will try to behave.
42:16Maddie!
42:18What?
42:20I said I would try.
42:22You took the dog again?
42:24What am I, made of stone? Look at her.
42:26Cool, baby.
42:29I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
42:33Want a piece of bacon?
42:43Ooh.
42:52Ah.
42:59Ah.
43:04Meh.
43:06But you, on the other hand.
43:22Ooh.
43:23Ooh.
43:24Ooh.
43:25Ooh.
43:26Ooh.
43:27Ooh.
43:28Ooh.
43:29Ooh.
43:30Ooh.
43:31Ooh.
43:32Ooh.
43:33Ooh.
43:34Ooh.
43:35Ooh.
43:36Ooh.
43:37Ooh.
43:38Ooh.
43:39Ooh.
43:40Ooh.
43:41Ooh.
43:42Ooh.
43:43Ooh.
43:44Ooh.
43:45Ooh.
43:46Ooh.
43:47Ooh.
43:48Ooh.
43:49Ooh.
43:50Ooh.