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00:00You can't choose your life's choices!
00:04But the truth is, you can't!
00:13I'm so sorry for this show.
00:16I'm such a dobu-geni...
00:17Hey!
00:18Thank you, thank you!
00:21You're a dobu-geni!
00:23This isn't the kind of show Iwaki-san would be on!
00:27But everyone says you're a good person!
00:31I was on the same train as Nakagawa-san in the morning.
00:37You were on the same train?
00:38I didn't notice at all.
00:40I was sitting in the back.
00:44I thought, oh, it's Nakagawa-san.
00:47Then he bought me coffee.
00:49Yeah, he probably bought you coffee.
00:51I'm so sorry for this show.
00:54You can't choose your life's choices!
00:56But the truth is, you can't!
00:59Thank you, thank you!
01:01You're a dobu-geni!
01:05The quiz will tell you your life's choices!
01:10Sam is the popular idol who was popular in the 80s.
01:18He sleeps three hours a day.
01:22What is his life's choice?
01:25I'm a dobu-geni!
01:27That's amazing!
01:31Batteries, the ace of A.C.E.
01:38What is his life's choice?
01:42No way!
01:44That's amazing!
01:46First of all, what is Koichi Iwaki's life's choice for his debut?
01:55He's not motivated for his debut.
01:57But he appears a lot.
01:59He's basically a scout.
02:01I was riding a motorcycle.
02:03I saw a place called Heibon Punch.
02:07I came to take a picture.
02:09As soon as I saw the picture...
02:11You saw the picture of Harley?
02:13You saw the picture of the market?
02:15I decided to become a scout.
02:18That's quite a long time.
02:20It's been 50 years this year.
02:2350 years?
02:24That's amazing.
02:25You were originally a cool guy.
02:27You were cool.
02:29But I thought I wasn't cut out for it.
02:31The entertainment industry?
02:34It's bed time!
02:37Why did Koichi Iwaki appear in the movie,
02:40The Revolution of the School of Violence?
02:52A. Because he was told by a girl he liked that he would go out with her if he became famous.
02:59B. Because his manager took his appearance fee and used it.
03:06Which one is it?
03:11This is...
03:12It's the latter half.
03:13It's the latter half.
03:14It could be both.
03:19It's the latter half.
03:21I don't think it's a girl.
03:25No, no.
03:26I really don't want it.
03:28From the 10 chips in each team's hands,
03:30Choose the one you think is the correct answer.
03:33The team with the most chips wins the quiz.
03:39Now, please show us the chips.
03:42Here you go.
03:43It's a girl.
03:46It's A.
03:47It's A.
03:49As I said before, it's B.
03:52Because he's a man.
03:53It's the latter half.
03:55It's the latter half.
03:56It's a girl.
03:57It's a girl.
03:58I told you he was popular.
04:01I don't think it's a girl.
04:07It's A.
04:08Because his manager took his appearance fee and used it.
04:12I think it's the latter half.
04:15His manager took his appearance fee and used it.
04:21I don't think so.
04:22It's the latter half.
04:23It's the latter half.
04:24It's the latter half.
04:28Did you get the money before the shoot?
04:30Yes, I got the money before the shoot,
04:32and I was given cash at the scene.
04:35It's the latter half.
04:38It was really close.
04:39But it was like that.
04:41People from Extra were given cash.
04:44Because there was no card.
04:46There was no money.
04:47And the latter half.
04:48If you're not interested in the entertainment industry, you should be a woman.
04:52You're right.
04:53You're not interested, right?
04:54That's right, it's because I was told I'd be dating her.
05:01And Ina-chan?
05:03I think it's because he was on the outside,
05:06and the people around him knew,
05:08that's why there was a woman who didn't show up.
05:11As expected, a man who plays with women...
05:14I understand how you feel.
05:16I understand.
05:17If I were to compare myself to her...
05:19Compare?
05:21I would say A.
05:23The correct answer is...
05:25B.
05:26It's because his manager was using him.
05:29I knew it!
05:31It's because he was using him.
05:34See?
05:35I knew it.
05:37I was fooled.
05:39It was B.
05:40At that time, I already had a wife.
05:43Really?
05:44I was a bit late to get married.
05:46I was already in love with her,
05:48so it wasn't a case where I would give my eyes to another woman.
05:53I wasn't interested.
05:55Did you already have a manager?
05:57As soon as I thought about it, I said,
05:59no, it's impossible for me.
06:01It's impossible?
06:02I said I wouldn't do it,
06:05but the movie company probably gave me the money first.
06:10They said, I'll bring her.
06:12So you were using her?
06:14Yes, I was using her.
06:16He's a true entertainer.
06:18It's no good if you don't show up.
06:20It's because he was using him.
06:22I don't think I had a better manager than him.
06:28What did you do to your manager?
06:31I beat him up.
06:39If I can't pay him back, I don't care.
06:41For now, I'm going to step on him.
06:47Chie, what do you think about the entertainment industry?
06:51In the past, my agency was full of amazing managers.
06:57They called me a scoundrel.
07:00So I said, you scoundrel!
07:04Like, do your job properly!
07:06Yes, yes.
07:07I said, I don't want to be called a scoundrel.
07:12I don't do that anymore.
07:15I've seen a lot of managers from different eras.
07:18When I was 5 minutes late,
07:21I was told, I'm going to kill you!
07:25I'm going to kill you!
07:30There was a time like that in Yoshimoto.
07:33Yes, there was.
07:35It was when the manzai boom came back.
07:40Yes, when it started to come back.
07:43Iwaki-san, you don't have anyone to call a scoundrel anymore, do you?
07:46No, everyone is almost dead.
07:48Dead?
07:50Dead?
07:52Iwaki-san is dead.
07:54Iwaki-san is too busy with other hobbies.
07:58He's been enjoying his hobbies,
08:01such as slingshot shooting and golfing.
08:03What was Iwaki-san's life choice?
08:06What did he try for the first time in a long time at the age of 73?
08:11I was asked if I could participate last year.
08:15I was wondering if I could participate,
08:18but I managed to participate.
08:22Wow, that's great!
08:24How many kilometers can you go at the highest speed?
08:27This is 175 km.
08:29175 km?
08:31That's cool.
08:33That's over 100 km.
08:35It's often asked how many kilometers,
08:38and it's the same with F1,
08:40but you can change the gear depending on the course.
08:43If you change the gear, you can go more than 200 km.
08:48That's dangerous!
08:49In a race where you don't use it anymore,
08:51the small stones are scattered and you slip, right?
08:54But the people at the site there
08:57are very careful about safety.
09:00They clean the place very well.
09:03It's the same with small stones,
09:05but if you scrape the tires,
09:07you get tire scratches.
09:09If it sticks to the tires,
09:11it slides off.
09:13So tire scratches are pretty dangerous.
09:16Iwaki-san, you did something at the age of 73, right?
09:20I did something new.
09:22What?
09:23There's an engine on the surfboard.
09:26There's something like that?
09:28That's pretty interesting.
09:30Where do you adjust the speed?
09:33Right now, I hold it with my hand like Wi-Fi.
09:36You hold it with your hand like this?
09:38There's a wire attached to it.
09:40There's a wire.
09:42It looks interesting.
09:44That looks interesting.
09:46In the past, I was told that Iwaki-san was similar.
09:49No, it's really like that.
09:51When I made my debut,
09:54I got a little fat.
09:56When I was working at Baribai,
09:59I was told that I was similar.
10:01It became a rumor, right?
10:03So I'll be like that in 3 years.
10:06What?
10:07That's enough.
10:09You're so energetic.
10:11I'm not that energetic.
10:13Please don't move with a fast machine.
10:15Please.
10:17Please.
10:19Iwaki-san, you made your debut in 2013.
10:22You were the first Japanese celebrity to appear on a space trip.
10:28Did you just cancel your space trip?
10:33I happened to be on an acrobatic airplane.
10:36I was on it.
10:39I was told that I wasn't going to space.
10:43You got an offer and got a name.
10:47I didn't have to pay for it.
10:49I was told that I was going to go to space on my ship.
10:55So I came from the other side.
11:00I couldn't refuse.
11:02So I paid for it.
11:05Why did you cancel your space trip?
11:07I got angry several times.
11:10I counted and got angry three times.
11:13I wanted to go on a test.
11:15That's scary.
11:16I couldn't go on a test.
11:23You couldn't go back?
11:25If I didn't fly, I couldn't go on a test.
11:32With a contract?
11:33Yes.
11:36It's bed time.
11:39You couldn't pay back 9.3 million yen for your space trip.
11:46Why did you decide to go on another space trip?
11:54A. Because you trained to withstand gravity and got better at cornering.
12:01B. Because you got more work related to space travel and got more money.
12:08Which one is it?
12:20Even though you couldn't pay back 9.3 million yen for your space trip,
12:26why did you decide to go on another space trip?
12:32This is difficult.
12:34You need a G for cornering.
12:37It's in the air.
12:39G is like F1.
12:42It's not a level.
12:44How much do you test?
12:46I tested up to G6.
12:49That's a lot.
12:51Really?
12:53If you want to go straight,
12:58you need a lot of vertical G.
13:00If you want to go straight, you can run away.
13:03There are a lot of vertical and horizontal Gs.
13:05Because it's a spine,
13:07when your body is pressed down,
13:10you can't breathe.
13:12You'll lose your breath.
13:14That's amazing.
13:16Now, let's look at Chip's bed.
13:22If you were listening to me,
13:25you'd be like,
13:27I'm going to the movies again.
13:29That's not good.
13:31I don't think I cared about the Gala at that time.
13:35I think I had a lot of money at that time.
13:39If I did that, I think I'd be good at cornering.
13:42That's fine.
13:44I don't work at the Gala anymore.
13:46That's a lie.
13:48You're a liar.
13:50You're just talking about emotions.
13:52I'm sorry.
13:54I'm sorry.
13:56This is B.
13:58It's 9 million yen.
14:00From the point of view of my family,
14:02I don't think it's worth 9 million yen.
14:05But if I'm told that I'm good at riding a motorcycle,
14:08I want to say a little bit.
14:10I think it's B.
14:14Nakagawa is A.
14:16If you compare it to a spaceship,
14:18cornering is easy.
14:20That's what I'd say.
14:22Who said that?
14:24I want you to say that.
14:26I want you to say that.
14:28I want you to say that.
14:30If it's B, it's okay.
14:34The correct answer is this.
14:36Daniel.
14:44I'm very busy at work.
14:46When I wake up in the morning,
14:48I talk about space again.
14:50It's annoying.
14:54I pay 10 times as much as I paid.
15:00TV is a hot topic.
15:02There's a signboard.
15:06When I wake up in the morning,
15:08I can't look up at the sky.
15:12I hate the sky.
15:14It's annoying.
15:17Next is...
15:19Batteries' life choice.
15:21They won the M-1 championship last year.
15:26Batteries' life choice.
15:28They decided to become an entertainer.
15:30Sanma had a big influence on them.
15:35I don't have anything.
15:37You have.
15:40You have.
15:42This is the second time.
15:44Do you know this?
15:46Of course I know.
15:50I saw it on TV.
15:52On M-1.
15:54I don't watch M-1.
15:56You've been doing it for a long time.
15:58It's not a popular manzai.
16:02The last time I saw it was with Nakagawa.
16:04It's the first time.
16:082001.
16:12This is the first time.
16:14The first time.
16:16You won the M-1 championship.
16:18Manzai is over.
16:20This is the 20th time.
16:2220th time.
16:2420 years ago.
16:26I see.
16:28How long have you been doing it?
16:30Do you know my career?
16:32Let's guess.
16:34I've been doing it for a long time.
16:38It's the same.
16:40It's different.
16:42It's different.
16:44Is your career a record?
16:46It's been 11 years.
16:48It's been 11 years.
16:50I've been doing it for 7 years.
16:52You've been doing it with a different team.
16:54That's right.
16:56You couldn't do it there.
16:58You couldn't do it there.
17:00You've been doing it for 7 years.
17:02I've been doing it for 7 years.
17:04I've been doing it for 7 years.
17:06Only M-1.
17:08It was a sudden change.
17:12I was busy.
17:14I'm glad to hear that.
17:16I've always admired you.
17:18I've always admired you.
17:20I've always admired you.
17:22You are lying.
17:24This is the truth.
17:26This is the truth.
17:30I admire you.
17:32I admire you.
17:34I admire you.
17:36I have a right arm like Jimmy.
17:40He has a right arm like Jimmy?
17:42I have a really good friend.
17:43His name is Nakaoki Anshikosuke.
17:46You are me and he is Jimmy?
17:48Yes.
17:49But one thing is different.
17:50A friend like Jimmy thinks Ace is stupid.
17:54They think each other is stupid.
17:56That's the only difference.
17:59He is working at Don Quijote.
18:01I saw Don Quijote's foreign accent.
18:04Now his accent is Japanese.
18:08He is Japanese but his accent is Japanese.
18:10What should I do?
18:12I was surprised that his accent was Japanese.
18:16Ace chose a big life to become an actor because he admires Sanma.
18:2312 years ago, Sanma was a host of a TV show.
18:27This is a video of him when he was an amateur.
18:32I want to be on TV with Sanma.
18:38I want to be an entertainer.
18:41I want to be an entertainer.
18:45No way!
18:46Wow!
18:49This is a video of Ace when he met Sanma for the first time.
18:57This is 5 years ago.
18:59This is a video of Ace when he met Sanma for the first time.
19:02Who is the best entertainer?
19:06Who wants to be an entertainer?
19:12He was never nominated.
19:15But he achieved his dream of being an entertainer for 7 years.
19:24This is a video of him when he met Sanma for the first time.
19:27This is a video of him when he met Sanma for the first time.
19:31In that video, he was in the middle.
19:35He was in the middle.
19:37I wanted to be hit.
19:40I raised my hand.
19:42Sanma shook my hand.
19:46I was excited.
19:49I slipped.
19:51I was in the middle.
19:53I was in the middle.
19:55I was like, what are you doing?
19:58I remember that.
20:00I was happy.
20:03I was interviewed by an amateur a few years later.
20:08I was 18 years old.
20:10I saved money to go to NSC.
20:12Did you save money?
20:14I played baseball until August.
20:17I went to the New World immediately after that.
20:19Did you work part-time?
20:21Did you save money for your entrance exam?
20:23I saved money for my entrance exam.
20:24I had a dream come true.
20:27That's amazing.
20:29I was happy.
20:31Did you decide to go to Tokyo?
20:33I decided to go to Tokyo in April.
20:35Everyone seems to be worried.
20:38I didn't have to worry.
20:41Did you decide to go to Tokyo?
20:42I decided to go to Tokyo when I became an entertainer.
20:45I made a promise to become popular in Tokyo when I formed a group.
20:51If I go to the final of M-1, it's a chance.
20:54Did you think it was good when you went to the final?
20:56I didn't want to be in 8th or 9th place.
20:59When I went to the final, I thought it was Tokyo.
21:03Some people hesitate to go to Tokyo.
21:06Yoshimoto is a personal decision.
21:09I was forced to go to Tokyo.
21:12I was forced to go to Tokyo.
21:16I was forced to go to Tokyo.
21:19I was forced to go to Tokyo.
21:21I told my company that I would go to Tokyo from Osaka in 2020.
21:26I was forced to go to Tokyo.
21:37Did you go to Tokyo right away?
21:39I decided to go to Tokyo after a year.
21:41Did you decide to go to Tokyo after a year?
21:46You didn't want to go to Tokyo, did you?
21:48I didn't want to go to Tokyo at all.
21:51I have more work now.
21:54I have more work now.
21:57I have more work now.
22:00I can't pay the ticket fee.
22:04I can't pay the ticket fee.
22:07I can't pay the ticket fee.
22:09Where are you going to live?
22:11I went to Meguro.
22:15I went to Meguro.
22:18I went to Meguro.
22:21How much do you live in?
22:24I live in 160,000 yen.
22:26It's expensive, but it's small.
22:29I live in 160,000 yen.
22:32It's expensive.
22:34It's expensive.
22:37Can I say this?
22:40Can I say this?
22:43Can I say this?
22:46I don't want to be an idol.
22:49I don't want to be an idol.
22:52I know all the members of the group.
22:55I know all the members of the group.
22:59I'm going to be a guest in 12 years.
23:04I'm going to be a guest in 12 years.
23:07That's why I've been apologizing to you.
23:10That's why I've been apologizing to you.
23:12He's a very handsome guy.
23:18He's a very handsome guy.
23:20I don't want to be an idol.
23:23I don't want to be an idol.
23:26I was at the awards ceremony.
23:29I was at the awards ceremony.
23:32My manager said to me,
23:33My manager said to me,
23:37I didn't know you.
23:40What were you talking about with President Okamoto?
23:42I said, I'm glad to see M-1.
23:44You said, I'm glad to see M-1.
23:47I thought he was an employee of that building.
23:53I've never met him.
23:55I said, thank you.
23:59He just passed me by.
24:01You haven't met him since then?
24:04I was smoking and he said he was going to say hello.
24:09I thought he was the president of that building.
24:12I haven't met him since then.
24:15You haven't met him.
24:17You haven't met him.
24:20I was eating inari-zushi with bare hands.
24:27Did you get it?
24:29No, I didn't.
24:32It would be great if I got it.
24:34It's hard to have a proper conversation.
24:37I can talk to him, but...
24:39I can't take you out for a drink.
24:41Please!
24:44Please!
24:49Miyuchi's stupid character is terrible.
24:53It's time for bed!
24:58When the ace rides the train alone for work,
25:02what does the manager say?
25:08A. There is no toilet in the train.
25:12Please let me use the toilet before I get on the train.
25:16B. I want you to go to the train.
25:19Can you go to the train?
25:21Which one is it?
25:24This is terrible!
25:27You don't know how much you want to use the toilet, do you?
25:32I know.
25:38When the ace rides the train alone for work,
25:43what does the manager say?
25:51This is terrible!
25:54Can you go to the train?
25:56If you use your stupid character,
25:59that's what happens.
26:02He is a stupid character,
26:05so his manager must be proud of him.
26:09I bought coffee in a vending machine the other day.
26:12I put the coffee in my side pocket.
26:15My manager said,
26:17if I bought it, the coffee would come out.
26:19I said, I don't have it in my side pocket.
26:23You returned it normally.
26:25He thought I didn't have it.
26:27I don't have much knowledge.
26:30I'm not that stupid.
26:32It's not that you don't have common sense.
26:34That's right.
26:36It's just that one of us is being told.
26:39Mr. Shigemori, please think about it alone.
26:43Mr. Asoka.
26:45Please choose the bed.
26:47Please.
26:49If you put this in, you'll get three questions wrong.
26:51If Nakagawa gets it wrong,
26:54if Einstein gets it wrong,
26:56it's going to be a big deal.
26:58I put it in B this time.
27:00Team Iwaki chose B.
27:04Can you go to the basement?
27:07You're being ridiculed.
27:09You don't say this.
27:12Can you go to the basement?
27:14You're an ace.
27:17I don't care.
27:19I don't care.
27:20I don't have a bathroom.
27:22You don't say this either.
27:24There's a bathroom in the basement.
27:26There's a bathroom in the basement.
27:28It's in the station.
27:30Mr. Shigemori chose B.
27:32Yes.
27:34I'm often told A.
27:38I don't know how much I want to go to the bathroom.
27:43I know.
27:44You're lying.
27:49I want to go to the bathroom at this timing.
27:53You're stupid.
27:55I don't know if I'm stupid.
27:57It's helpful for me.
28:00A.
28:01My manager always tells me to go to the bathroom.
28:05You're kind.
28:06He tells me when to go to the bathroom.
28:09You know when to go to the bathroom.
28:12If I eat this, I'll go to the bathroom in a few minutes.
28:18You're a good manager.
28:20I'm grateful for this.
28:22I don't get irritated.
28:24Really?
28:26I think he's saying it out of kindness.
28:30I think my manager thinks so, too.
28:33If I say A, he'll understand.
28:35That's why I'm angry.
28:37Here is the correct answer.
28:41B.
28:42I want you to go to the basement.
28:43Can you go to the basement?
28:45I'm sorry.
28:47I was trying to make you say A.
28:49That's right.
28:51You're making fun of me.
28:53I'm sorry.
28:55That's right.
28:58I don't think I can go to the basement.
29:01You can go to the basement.
29:03You may not be able to go to the basement.
29:07What do you mean you can't go to the basement?
29:09You may not be able to go to the basement.
29:13Can you go to the basement?
29:16You can go to the basement.
29:19It's about the basement.
29:22I don't think I can go to the basement.
29:25You can go to the basement.
29:29I'm worried about going to Tokyo.
29:33Where do you want to go?
29:35I'm worried about going to Oedo Line.
29:38I'm worried about going to Oedo Line.
29:40I'm worried about going to Oedo Line.
29:43You haven't been on Oedo Line yet.
29:45I don't like trains.
29:48I told you not to be quiet.
29:51I don't like trains.
29:54Why don't you ride a bicycle?
29:56I ride a bicycle for an hour and a half.
29:59I ride a bicycle to Sakai, Banpaku, and Suita Park.
30:03I ride a bicycle to Sakai, Banpaku, and Suita Park.
30:06You can do anything with a bicycle.
30:09You can do anything with a bicycle.
30:12You can sing.
30:15I'm scared.
30:17I'm scared of the man riding a bicycle with a voice.
30:20You seem to be comfortable.
30:22I'm scared.
30:24I have a trauma of crossing India and entering Taiwan.
30:27That's scary.
30:29Why am I in Nagasaki?
30:32That's a bad line.
30:34What do you do with your voice?
30:37I sing a song.
30:39Why?
30:42I
31:12Don't know
31:42What you don't know they hit the game you have to know who don't come on down to my cake and
31:47What I got you need a new key off of top?
31:52Don't know they didn't know no syntax or free Kairi. She's a you say cause I said it's a bit of a
32:02Mother-in-law some notes
32:12I
32:42I got scolded until I couldn't speak anymore.
32:44Really?
32:46I'm sorry, Kazama-chan. I'm not good at talking.
32:48I don't know what I'm talking about.
32:50Actually, I don't know either.
32:55After such a young age,
32:57it was 1980.
32:59The manzai boom happened by chance.
33:01The one who was leading the boom
33:03was The Bonch.
33:06Looking back at that time,
33:08Osamu was...
33:10There was a manzai called The Manzai.
33:12My life changed
33:14because of that.
33:16The director called me.
33:18He said,
33:20I'm Osamu-chan.
33:22I was a director.
33:24I thought I shouldn't listen to them.
33:26I raised my head and said,
33:28I'm Osamu-chan!
33:30I did it.
33:32It was a big hit.
33:34I'm glad I didn't get in trouble.
33:36At that time,
33:38Osamu was an idol.
33:40He was an idol.
33:42At the shopping center,
33:44I had an event on the roof.
33:46After the event was over,
33:48I went home.
33:50Hundreds of people were waiting for me.
33:52I was wondering what to do.
33:54There was a cart.
33:56I put a cardboard on the cart.
33:58It was a big cardboard.
34:00So, Osamu hid in the cardboard
34:02and tried to escape
34:04from the venue.
34:06I was in a small space.
34:08I couldn't do it.
34:10I tried to resist.
34:12I flew away.
34:14I was caught.
34:16I was caught.
34:18He was a popular person.
34:20He was a popular person.
34:22He was a popular person.
34:24He was a popular person.
34:26There was a manzai competition.
34:28We were going to go out
34:30at 1 p.m.
34:32On the same day,
34:34I was busy with a TV show
34:36in Shizuoka,
34:38so I couldn't get off the stage.
34:40Anyway,
34:42I got off the stage
34:44at 1 p.m.
34:46I was in a dress and
34:48headed for the Grand.
34:50I got on a helicopter.
34:52Going from Yamanashi Prefecture
34:54to Shizuoka Prefecture
34:56in a helicopter
34:58that his manager had arranged,
35:00he got off the stage
35:02And then we had a phone call, and we sang a song.
35:06And then we had the 2nd Kofu.
35:09The 2nd one was at 5 o'clock.
35:11And then, on the helicopter,
35:13he had to return to Kofu from Shizuoka.
35:15He flew again, but...
35:18The weather was really bad.
35:20The sky was pitch black.
35:22The pilot looked at me and said,
35:26What should I do?
35:28I said, I'm going back to the sky!
35:30He said, don't do it, don't do it.
35:32I was really surprised.
35:34And now, it's bed time!
35:36Legendary comedian Osamu Poncho's choice!
35:41He discovered a problem with the emergency helicopter,
35:44and gave up moving in the air.
35:47What was the problem?
35:54A. The emergency helicopter was about to run out of gas.
35:59B. The emergency helicopter didn't have a radar,
36:03so he couldn't see where he was going.
36:06Which one was it?
36:08B.
36:10Iwaki-san answered right away!
36:13I knew it!
36:15Either one was bad.
36:17It's hard.
36:23At the time of the manzai boom,
36:25he discovered a problem with the emergency helicopter,
36:29and gave up moving in the air.
36:32What was the problem?
36:35It's hard.
36:37Iwaki-san answered right away!
36:41I knew it!
36:43Don't tell me!
36:45Don't tell me!
36:47I knew it was a convenience store,
36:50but moving in the helicopter...
36:53Either one was bad.
36:55There was a plane from Yokoyama.
36:59From Tokyo...
37:02It was a long flight,
37:05and it took months to get there.
37:08There was a river in Dotonbori.
37:11A river in Dotonbori?
37:14Yes.
37:16He was angry.
37:18He said,
37:20I knew it!
37:22It was a boom,
37:24so everyone laughed.
37:27It was crazy.
37:30Everyone, please take your chips.
37:33Here you go.
37:37If he gets this, he'll be able to escape.
37:40He answered right away.
37:43Iwaki-san's team got B.
37:45What does this mean, Iwaki-san?
37:49When you're on the plane,
37:51you have to fill up with gas.
37:53You have to do it?
37:55You have to do it.
37:57You have to do it.
37:59There's no gas?
38:01In the case of the helicopter,
38:03there was no radar.
38:05In the Bonch era,
38:07radars weren't like the ones we have now.
38:11I see.
38:13It was like using a calculator.
38:16In the Bonch era?
38:18I was on a plane,
38:20and I had a calculator.
38:22Wow.
38:24At that time, it was like that.
38:26Wow.
38:28It was almost 45 years ago.
38:30And he went to the back.
38:32He went to the back.
38:34He didn't have a radar.
38:36Is that possible?
38:38It was different in the Bonch era.
38:40Did you hear that?
38:42Did you hear that?
38:45The correct answer is...
38:48The pilot looked down and said,
38:50I don't have confidence.
38:52I can't see the situation.
38:54I have a radar.
38:56I usually fly a pesticide-free helicopter.
38:58I don't have that equipment.
39:00I don't have that equipment.
39:02I fly with my intuition.
39:04What should I do?
39:06I'll buy it.
39:08The correct answer is...
39:10The helicopter was for pesticide spraying.
39:13He lost his way without a radar.
39:18The correct answer is...
39:20Team Nakagawa and Team Einstein.
39:26I'm glad you were there.
39:28That's right.
39:30Helicopters are for pesticide spraying.
39:32When it's raining,
39:34you can't see the sky.
39:36So you can't fly.
39:38Sometimes, the helicopter stops at the airport.
39:42I see.
39:44You can't fly without a radar.
39:46You can't fly without a radar.
39:48I see.
39:50You did it right away.
39:52That's amazing.
39:54You won the game.
39:56You're the best team.
39:58I'm always losing.
40:00I shouldn't have believed him.
40:02I'm always losing.
40:04Don't you do horseback riding?
40:06I don't do horseback riding.
40:08Why?
40:11I have a lot of horses.
40:13You have a lot of horses.
40:15I have more than 10 horses.
40:17You have more than 10 horses.
40:19I have a lot of horses.
40:21And...
40:23He has a lot of memories of his youth.
40:25He went to the Han River in Minami Osaka.
40:31He was drunk.
40:33He was drunk.
40:35It's Osamu.
40:37Osamu was a comedian.
40:39He always did something in between the show.
40:43I love alcohol.
40:45I don't have money for coffee.
40:47I don't have money for coffee.
40:49I drink sake.
40:51I drink sake.
40:53I'm a young man.
40:55I'm still young.
40:57I used to come here often when I was young.
40:59I'm here.
41:01I'm here.
41:03I'm on leave today.
41:05I'm on leave today.
41:08He was on leave today.
41:10I'm here today.
41:12Osamu has been traveling here since his youth.
41:14Osamu has been traveling here since his youth.
41:16The championship was founded in 1984.
41:18So, he has been traveling here since his youth.
41:20His specialty is Kushikatsu.
41:22When Osamu was young, he was poor.
41:25When Osamu was young, he was poor.
41:27He couldn't afford sake and salt.
41:29He couldn't afford sake and salt.
41:31He spent his money on salt.
41:33He couldn't afford salt.
41:35OK.
41:36He didn't have any money, so he was trying to find a way to get drunk with just a glass of sake.
41:43I would run for about a kilometer.
41:48And when I stopped, I would get drunk.
41:50I felt like I was going to throw up.
41:53It's time to bathe!
41:55It's time to bathe!
41:56It's time to bathe!
41:57It's time to bathe!
41:59He was trying to find a way to get drunk with just a glass of sake.
42:05It was...
42:10A. Break a pachinko ball into pieces with his eyes.
42:16B. Turn it upside down at a bar.
42:21Which one did he choose?
42:25If I were him, I would have won.
42:31Right?
42:32You would have won, right?
42:34Yes, I would have.
42:35Probably.
42:36Everyone knows Osamu, right?
42:39If you know Osamu's life, you'll know right away.
42:43You'll know right away.
42:44Please take your chips.
42:46Here you go.
42:50You can win with this.
42:51Only the team you love A.
42:54You can go on an adventure with A.
42:58What?
43:00I don't know.
43:01I don't know.
43:02Maybe it was a long time ago.
43:05You can't go to a pachinko ball.
43:07Oh, really?
43:09I don't know.
43:11The answer is...
43:13A.
43:14What?
43:16No way.
43:18A.
43:19B.
43:20C.
43:21D.
43:22B.
43:23A.
43:24Which one did Osamu choose?
43:25A.
43:26A.
43:27A.
43:28A.
43:29A.
43:30A.
43:31B.
43:32B.
43:33B.
43:34A.
43:35A.
43:36B.
43:37A.
43:38A.
43:39A.
43:40A.
43:41A.
43:42A.
43:43A.
43:44A.
43:45A.
43:46I'm not good at eating, but what do you think of me like this?
43:51It's a dance!
43:53Yes!
43:55The correct answer is Ice Storm!
44:02I've known him for a long time, but this is the first time I've heard him clap.
44:06The winner is Kanpei Iwaki!
44:09The winner is Kanpei Iwaki!
44:14Here is the prize!
44:17It's a special alarm clock that wakes you up with the voice of Osamu Ono!
44:22I'm pretty happy.
44:24I used to like Ono-chan.
44:29Let's hear his voice.
44:31It's Osamu-chan, right?
44:33Hey! Hey! Hey!
44:37It's Osamu-chan!
44:40It's the voice of Osamu Ono!
44:42It's Osamu Ono!
44:43His voice is bad.
44:45His voice is bad.
44:47His voice is bad.
44:49Thank you very much!