If Dispensaries Were Honest #shorts #cannabis #funny #parody #edibles #dispensarylife #youtubeshorts #comedy
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00:00The Smartleaf Bud Bar is the Apple store of cannabis in that you're paying a premium for
00:05the experience of feeling superior to people who consume the same basic product elsewhere.
00:12After all, you're a smart, savvy, suburban consumer who just wants to unwind after a
00:19hard day of work. Not one of the hundreds of thousands of chumps across America's lame-o
00:24states who still get arrested every year for marijuana possession.
00:29Jeez, it sucks to be those guys.
00:32It sure does. Like the old saying goes, if fun for white people there be,
00:37arrest for minorities you'll see.
00:39I don't think that's a phrase.
00:41But you don't need to feel guilty about the fact that weed has become a 30 billion dollar business
00:48while thousands of Americans, including a disproportionate number of minorities,
00:54are still languishing in state prisons on life-altering felony charges for enjoying sweet,
01:01sweet doobie. Because if you did, maybe you wouldn't buy as many of our
01:06stupidly overpriced pre-rolls and edibles we say are made with Parisian chocolate.
01:13So you can feel classy when you get blasted on your couch.