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00:00I had an edible yesterday, so I think it is starting to kick in.
00:09Those are crazy, man. I think that's the wrong way to take a drug that makes you anxious anyway,
00:14right? Like, by wondering how much you just took. Like, they got a label on it, but you're like,
00:19oh cool, 20 milligrams. Let's see what that means this time. You know, it's just,
00:24oh cool, the drug that caused four of my last five panic attacks? Nice.
00:30You know what I think would be good? A mystery dose. How about that?
00:34We'll just walk into the gutter, try and guess why everyone's looking at me. What could go wrong?

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