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00:00Women in this society give out fake phone numbers because men can't handle rejection anymore.
00:05It's a safety precaution just to make it home safe.
00:08Now that F me up. That's crazy that every woman in this room is so smart to cater to a man's fragile ego
00:13just to make it home safe.
00:15I'm not from that era though, dawg. I'm from the era women called you ugly. I remember those days.
00:20A woman would boldly call you ugly, then her friend will come and double down on your uglies.
00:30That's how it used to be. You could be dancing with a chick and her friend's like, no, get away from her.
00:35No, she doesn't want to dance. You're a loser and you're ugly.
00:39Ugly loser.
00:43I said, hey, this is my wedding. You need to calm down.
00:46Hey, for all these chicken dinners.