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00:00I'm single, ladies!
00:03And middle school and old leather boxing gloves.
00:13I'm single.
00:16It stinks. It's terrible.
00:18Don't believe what those Cathy comic strips have to tell you.
00:25Being single's awful.
00:27No silver lining.
00:30Yeah, go to the movies by yourself.
00:33Which means you gotta walk up to the box office
00:36and say the saddest sentence
00:39that's ever been uttered in the English language.
00:44One ticket for Ant-Man, please!
00:54And your smallest conceivable popcorn.