From If Disney Were Honest #shorts #disney #disneyplus #funny #comedy #parody #youtubeshorts
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00:00Your parents adored my romantic tales of orphans being forcibly kissed by royalty.
00:06You were raised on my queer-coded villains and needlessly racist animals.
00:11And your kids can't get enough of my CGI Mary Sues with mondo donkers.
00:17I keep them all here, in my manufactured scarcity vault.
00:23When you were a kid, I'd threaten to imprison your favorite princess
00:28in my vault for your entire childhood, unless your parents coughed up 20 bucks.
00:34Now, thanks to the streaming wars, I'm able to lock all my princesses behind one big paywall.
00:40With Horton+, if you want to watch any of my properties,
00:44you have to pay for all of them. Every month. Forever.