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00:00The thought of foreign children being forced to make toys for my children is giving me that hollow burning feeling inside.
00:07Sounds like a mild case of guilt.
00:10Not to worry. If you ever accidentally feel a feeling, Horton is here to help.
00:17Roglexa, order me that sassy little number I bookmarked for when I was mad at my husband.
00:23Slay my queen.
00:25That's the stuff.
00:30Sure, you could pick up the same dress at a nearby chain store for a fraction of the damage to the environment.
00:38Or visit a local mom and pop shop that desperately needs your business and purchase a similar dress that wasn't produced using overseas slave labor.
00:47You want me to stop crying, put pants on, and look a human in the eye when I make my dirty little purchases?
00:54I don't think so.
00:56Exactly. You prefer the instant gratification of an unsustainable supply chain.
01:03Just like our cruelly efficient production practices have a steep human cost, the burden of our shipping process is borne by the planet itself.
01:14Take that, globalists.
01:16I've basically installed magic portals for useless crap in countless homes around the world.
01:23It takes a staggering amount of those cardboard boxes to pull that off.
01:27I've converted forests into garbage so efficiently, it would make a Captain Planet villain cream his jeans.
01:35Factor in the pollution from mass production crap factories and the fuel to ship it to your doorstep,
01:41and I'd say it's time to put that last remaining handful of glaciers on hospice.
01:47I don't mean to sound ungrateful here, but I'm kind of starting to think that destroying lives, the economy, and the planet is part of a vicious cycle that I don't want to be a part of.
01:58There's that conscience again. You know the drill.
02:03Roglexa?
02:04Light of my life.
02:07I'd like to return some of this imported crap.
02:10I would firebomb robot heaven for you.
02:13Feel free to return your crap, but you'd only be making the problem worse.
02:18Shipping your garbage back overseas and restocking it would cost too much dough, so we'd just dump it in a landfill.
02:25You might as well donate your oversized blouse or discarded dildo to the Great Pacific Garbage Patch.