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00:00Go ahead, type in your dream job.
00:04Project manager.
00:07Whoa, dream big.
00:10Hello, applicant. How would you like to be
00:13Dullcorp's next corporate spreadsheet donkey?
00:16I want to be a project manager. Who is she?
00:19This is how I make money.
00:21Desperate hiring managers pay me to show
00:24dead-end jobs to unqualified losers,
00:27which reminds me,
00:33I could show you better job listings
00:36for 300 face pages a month.
00:39I don't have any face pages. That's why I'm here.
00:42Well then, let's hear the woman out.
00:45Oh yes, very exciting.
00:47Entry-level job opening, requirements,
00:4930 years of experience, five Super Bowl rings,
00:52supernatural powers beyond human comprehension,
00:55proficiency in Excel, obviously,
00:57and the base pay is $15,000 to $500,000,
01:01depending on experience.
01:02I don't think I'm Dullcorp material.
01:05Now's not the time to be picky, donkey boy.
01:08Statistically, you'll need to apply to 200 jobs
01:11before this nightmare can end.
01:13Fine.