Gutfeld: This is why Democrats are really outraged over DOGE

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00:00All right, thank you.

00:05Thank you, thank you, thank you.

00:07Happy V-D and Valentine's Day.

00:12It's Friday, so you know what that means.

00:13Let's welcome tonight's guest.

00:15He's been in more bars than Kamala Harris.

00:18Entrepreneur and host of Bar Rescue, John Tapper.

00:21This chef serves up a generous helping of hotness,

00:26chef and restaurant owner, Andrew Grewal.

00:31Her baby is gonna go through puberty before it's even born.

00:34New York Times bestselling author

00:36and Fox News contributor, Cat Tube.

00:42And grandmas want him for Valentine's Day.

00:45New York Times bestselling author, comedian,

00:47and former NWA world champion, Tyrus.

00:50You've gotta stand up at some point,

00:52because they block it.

00:54All right, before we get to some news stories,

00:56let's do this.

00:57Greg's Leftovers.

01:01I'm gonna do it at home or somewhere.

01:04It's leftovers where I read the jokes

01:05we didn't use this week.

01:06And as always, it's my first time reading them.

01:09So if they suck, we'll send Joe Mackey

01:10to Rashida Tlaib's kissing booth.

01:16So today's Valentine's Day,

01:20which means in New York City that after every stabbing,

01:23you receive a Russell Stover sampler.

01:26According to a new poll,

01:28Joe Biden is the least popular living president.

01:33His supporters dispute that, saying he's dead.

01:41Meanwhile, a former Democrat donor claims Joe Biden

01:44was put on drugs before a campaign event.

01:47Well, that explains the erection.

01:51Off the coast of Chile, a kayaker was caught on camera

01:54being swallowed by a humpback whale,

01:57prompting Joey Behar to say,

01:59I was nowhere near chilly.

02:05Chile.

02:10There's a rumor that Kanye West and Bianca Sensori

02:13are headed for divorce.

02:15Kanye better not blame this on the Jews,

02:19or it's gonna be hard to find a good lawyer.

02:21What?

02:24I don't know.

02:25I don't get it.

02:30It was funny.

02:32The LAPD brass are providing instructions

02:35for illegal immigrants on how to evade ICE.

02:39Advice includes blending in by not watching soccer.

02:46That's where you can find illegals.

02:48Just follow, follow the shouting.

02:52The University of Michigan is apparently changing

02:54the names of its DEI offices

02:56to evade Trump's executive order.

02:59That reminds me of when Osama bin Laden

03:00asked his friends to start calling him Jeff.

03:07As part of her bucket list,

03:09a 104-year-old woman was allowed

03:12to spend some time in jail.

03:15I know.

03:16The high point was when she made some 90-year-old her bitch.

03:22Yeah.

03:26It's funny.

03:27According to Anna Paulina Luna,

03:29who leads the task force on the declassification

03:32of the JFK assassination records,

03:35there were two shooters involved in JFK's killing.

03:39Typical, I know.

03:41Men kept that secret for 62 years.

03:45A woman kept it for 6.2 minutes.

03:48Ha ha ha.

03:50Chicks.

03:52Am I right, huh?

03:53Don't tell him secrets.

03:57Donald Trump met with the Prime Minister of India

04:00and pressed him to lower their tariffs toward the US.

04:03Trump even offered to throw in Anna Navarro,

04:05since in India, cows are sacred.

04:08Ha ha ha ha.

04:14Trump said that Canada is a very serious contender

04:17to be our 51st state.

04:19All they have to do is learn how to pronounce about.

04:25Ilhan Omar might run against Tim Walz

04:27in the Minnesota Senate race.

04:29Poor Minnesotans, that's like having to choose

04:31between cancer and AIDS.

04:33Ha ha ha ha.

04:37Cause they're both bad.

04:42Ilhan must.

04:45Kat, you just got that?

04:49Kat, can you stand up?

04:49I just agree, what?

04:50Can you stand up?

04:51He wants me to, okay, sure.

04:53Go to a shot of Kat.

04:55Would you stand up?

04:55She's alarmed by the way that I look, okay.

04:58Come on.

05:00Ha ha ha ha ha.

05:04I don't think people.

05:06Okay, take a wide shot.

05:08The wide, every shot with me is a wide shot.

05:13I don't think people understand how pregnant she really is.

05:16At home, you can't really tell from this angle.

05:18And then when I was doing live, people see me out

05:20and they're like, whoa.

05:22All right, back to the jokes.

05:25So Ilhan Musk's four-year-old was mocked by the view

05:28over his name, prompting Musk's child to exclaim,

05:32daddy, I didn't know hippos could talk.

05:38NASA says an asteroid's odds to hit the earth

05:40by the year 2032 are up by 2.3%.

05:45Meanwhile, the odds of Jerry Nadler

05:47hitting the toilet bowl are zero.

05:55They're awful.

05:56Ilhan Musk revealed that paperwork

05:58for retiring federal employees is processed entirely by hand

06:02in an underground mine.

06:06Here's a look at some of the workers.

06:11Someone in Pennsylvania stole 100,000 eggs

06:14from the back of a truck.

06:15And in a strange coincidence,

06:17guess who was spotted nearby with 10,000 pounds of bacon?

06:21A Florida woman gave birth on a New York City subway train.

06:28Not surprising the baby's first words were,

06:30what the you looking at?

06:40They can't bleep that because it's a direct quote.

06:44And finally, the sports governing body

06:47known as the World Athletics is hiring staff

06:50to swab the cheeks of female athletes

06:52to make sure they are not trans.

06:55Which cheeks, asked one man.

07:04To the monologue.

07:06So as Doge slices through our government waste

07:09at fraud and abuse,

07:10it would be nice to hear from the waste,

07:12fraud and abuse itself.

07:14If only it had a voice.

07:17Oh wait, it does.

07:19You can't spell felon without Elon.

07:22Trump and Musk like to say,

07:23we're reading out fraud, waste, and abuse.

07:26We're looking at efficiency.

07:28That's a dog whistle.

07:30Elon Musk ripped up the Constitution

07:33and our system of checks and balances.

07:34The Trump administration

07:36and unelected billionaire Elon Musk

07:38have led a reckless and illegal attack on USAID.

07:42Nine million veterans are watching you

07:45give them the middle finger.

07:48And we're not going to stand for it.

07:50So watching the Dems react to Doge

07:52is like watching a mobster plead with a cop

07:55to ignore the kicking noises

07:56coming from inside the trunk of his car.

08:05And now they care about the Constitution.

08:08Come on, we know they hate the Constitution

08:10because it's only one ply.

08:13A little toilet paper joke there.

08:18And we also know why they're really outraged.

08:20They're scared, but also offended that for once

08:23they're being held to the same rules the rest of us are.

08:27As in those of us who worked in a business or ran one.

08:30We've all been there, even if it's a lemonade stand

08:33or in my case, a lemonade emporium,

08:37which put all those little bags

08:39in my neighborhood out of business.

08:43Yeah, in your face, Billy.

08:45Yeah, they're outraged that Trump is forcing them

08:47to show their work, go through the budgets,

08:50the line items, costs and overruns, losses and theft.

08:53And their reaction to this

08:55makes you wonder what they're hiding.

08:57So imagine if you opened a restaurant

08:59and you've already hired the bus boys.

09:03Investors gave you a boatload of money

09:05to launch this huge undertaking.

09:08And a year goes by and those investors are showing up

09:11and asking, how's it going?

09:12And you say, eh, not great.

09:15Probably because you offered all you can eat shrimp

09:17to the wrong person.

09:22And the investors say, well, can you show us your books?

09:25And you say, no way.

09:26And then you get angry at them for even asking.

09:29Well, wouldn't a reasonable person say, that's odd.

09:31I give you money and you think it's wrong

09:34for me to see where the money went?

09:37Well, that's the federal government.

09:38And as taxpayers, we're the investors.

09:41It's no different than running a bar, a diner

09:43or anything that serves customers.

09:45It goes under if you don't keep tabs on the tabs.

09:49It's why Larry Kudlow is banned

09:50from Hooters and Cracker Barrel.

09:56But Dems have never had to keep anything within a budget.

09:59Not even Pelosi's face.

10:01That alone costs 50 million.

10:03The fact is Trump's basically running a nationwide version

10:06of Bar Rescue, where everyone can see

10:09how the sausage gets made and stolen.

10:13We just found out, for example,

10:14the Department of Health and Human Services blew 22 billion

10:17on things like cars, homes and startup businesses

10:20for migrants.

10:22So while victims of disasters were given 750 bucks

10:26to pitch a tent where their businesses were built,

10:28the Department of Health and Human Services

10:30were given 750 bucks to pitch a tent

10:32where their business used to stand.

10:34Venezuelan gang members in NYC

10:37just opened a tire sealant butt clinic.

10:42Butt implant clinic.

10:45Yeah, that's better.

10:48Worse, EPA Chief Lee Zeldin revealed 20 billion

10:52was sitting in a private bank to be doled out

10:54to green energy companies that Biden abandoned

10:57without proper oversight.

11:00I heard one green company received millions

11:02to produce Joy Behar nude calendars.

11:05That's to encourage people to turn out the lights.

11:11Doge is also cleaning house at the Department of Education.

11:14And yeah, even the IRS auditing the auditors.

11:17What's next?

11:17Checking Jerry Nadler's secret expense accounts

11:20for liquid plumber.

11:24So the story really isn't just the fraud,

11:26it's those freaking out about its exposure.

11:29That puts them on the other side of the good guys.

11:33We know eliminating waste and abuse is paramount

11:35as is reducing the size of an arrogant bloated government.

11:38It's good for everyone,

11:40but whoever it's bad for are the ones screaming about it.

11:43Because to them, government was never about helping you,

11:46but helping themselves.

11:48Here it is.

11:49Here it is.

11:55John, congrats on a new season of Bar Rescue.

12:00And when I'm writing this,

12:01I was thinking about you going into the bars

12:04and basically looking at their books

12:06and having to have that come to Jesus moment with them,

12:09which the Democrats find as an injustice

12:12and unconstitutional.

12:13What say you?

12:14Well, first of all,

12:15they don't even list what the checks are for.

12:17Now, if I did that, the IRS wouldn't accept my taxes.

12:21I'd be in trouble.

12:22Every check written has backup.

12:25They didn't even do the backup.

12:26The negligence is so disrespectful to us and our money.

12:30They're paying on contracts that expired 10 years ago.

12:34They're writing checks for invoices they never received

12:37for companies that we have no record of.

12:39There's no files.

12:40There's no backup for these things.

12:42This is criminal.

12:44In the civilian world,

12:45this would be criminal, would be extortion,

12:47but it's unbelievable.

12:49So they're screaming loud and you're right.

12:51The extorters are the ones

12:52that are gonna scream the loudest.

12:54And I can't wait till we follow the money.

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14:13I don't know.

14:14I don't know.

14:15And I don't, I don't know who the old man is.

14:17Yeah.

14:18You know, it just made me think Musk should copy Bar Rescue and just force the congressman

14:25to clean refrigerators in the cafeteria.

14:28Get on their hands and knees and scrape it.

14:30Grease traps.

14:31Yeah.

14:32Grease.

14:33They're all grease traps, Kat.

14:34Kat, you're in an episode of Bar Rescue this year.

14:36Yeah.

14:37I am.

14:38And by the way, Kat, when we filmed Bar Rescue was about nine months ago.

14:43Yeah.

14:44I just, yeah.

14:45It's crazy.

14:46Yes.

14:47Oh, there I am.

14:48Yeah.

14:49I had, I'd actually.

14:50The look on my face really says it all too.

14:54Yeah.

14:55I had actually just found out I was pregnant and I never thought I was going to be pregnant

14:58for the rest of my life.

15:01Here we are.

15:03Yeah.

15:04So, um, they keep calling, uh, Musk an unelected billionaire.

15:08I didn't know we elected billionaires.

15:10Also, we didn't elect whoever was running the country the previous four years.

15:14I, you, you can't, you cannot do that when you're a, you know, figurehead was literally

15:21a figurehead and not even, and barely even that.

15:24I mean, he couldn't, he had difficulty remaining upright.

15:27Yes.

15:28Uh, you know, most like mascots that are like a stuffed animal can do that.

15:32You know what I'm saying?

15:33Yeah.

15:34So you completely, yes.

15:35Yes.

15:36People who are elected then hire people and have a team that does stuff.

15:41I don't understand the argument.

15:42I don't know who came up with the argument.

15:43It's ridiculous.

15:44And also the, all of the money, it's not that it's our money.

15:47We're the investors in the business.

15:49This is our money.

15:50And I understand it can be difficult to find out that people that you've trusted are stealing

15:55from you because that has happened to me before and I didn't want to see it.

15:59I didn't want to see it.

16:00But as soon as they're like, I don't look, it's like, you, you know, you got, you got

16:04to know.

16:05Mm hmm.

16:06Tyrus thoughts on, uh, how it's going so far.

16:11I think they need to continue reminding us that Elon is an unelected official.

16:19I think they need to keep beating that horse nonstop and saying it every chance they get.

16:28So when we find the money, we get to say, so you as an elected official who took an

16:35oath to uphold the constitution and serve the American people, stole and laundered money.

16:42Just to be clear.

16:43I think that should add a few more years on the sentence because they made an oath not

16:49to do that.

16:50Right.

16:51So the reason why they keep saying he's on, he's, so he has no end game because he's not

16:57benefiting from it.

16:58He's already, you know, there's a, he wants money.

17:00If Elon called his team of accountants and said, bring me all my money to my house, I

17:06want to count it.

17:07We would not hear from him for 25 years.

17:09Yeah.

17:15So the, the guilty, it's always the worst villain that fights the hardest.

17:21It's always the one in your family member that's stabbing you in the back that fights

17:24you the most.

17:25And it's not just Democrats.

17:26We need to, we need to slow our roll.

17:28Republicans who are doing it are scared right now because they can't do anything.

17:31Their hands are tied.

17:32Except the ones who are really in far too deep.

17:34Like the old man.

17:35That's why he's freezing all the time because he's like, oh, their jigs up.

17:38Nope.

17:39So I think, so I think it's very interesting.

17:42They keep saying unelected.

17:43Let them keep saying that because it's going to bite them on their jack asses.

17:55Yeah.

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