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00:00Assalam-o-Alaikum viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshiyariyan.
00:14Friends, nowadays when we see on social media, a lot of people think that there are people in the world whose life is very easy.
00:22So today I will give you a news that life is not easy for anyone.
00:26But you have to decide which difficulties you have to face.
00:30Being fat is very difficult.
00:32But being fit is also very difficult.
00:34Which difficulty you have to choose?
00:36This is your decision.
00:38Being financially disciplined is very difficult.
00:40But being in debt is also difficult.
00:43Which difficulties you have to face?
00:45You have to decide.
00:47Being educated is very difficult.
00:49But ignorance also leads to a lot of difficulties.
00:52Which difficulties you have to face?
00:54You have to decide.
00:56In the same way, getting a job,
00:58waking up at 8 in the morning and going to office,
01:00and working till evening,
01:02and maintaining this routine all your life is very difficult.
01:04Starting a business is also difficult.
01:06Which difficulties you have to choose?
01:08You have to decide.
01:10So remember, there are difficulties in life.
01:12But which difficulties you have to choose?
01:16This will decide your success and failure.
01:18Come, let's start today's show with this message.
01:21Today we will take you to KBC.
01:23Let's see what is happening there.
01:28Is this KBC or a board of a government hospital?
01:31I can even see a patient here.
01:33First clap. Everyone is coming.
01:35Wow.
01:39Friends,
01:41your sweet words, who will become a millionaire,
01:43everyone
01:45welcomes.
01:47Wow.
01:51Let me tell you,
01:53it has been 25 years since I have been doing this show.
01:55Yes.
01:57It is a silver anniversary.
01:59Silver Jubilee is coming.
02:01So you also come there.
02:03Big celebrities are coming.
02:05Big celebrities are coming.
02:07I watch your show.
02:09At the start, you also encourage people.
02:11Yes.
02:13That is a very good thing.
02:15You are saying, run and lose.
02:17Don't think that you have lost,
02:19then run.
02:21If you fall six times, then get up for the seventh time.
02:23This is the way of success.
02:25Wow.
02:29Play a game.
02:31He is a sick man.
02:33He has come to play a game.
02:35He needs money for treatment.
02:37He needs money for treatment.
02:39What do you think of him?
02:41I am his wife.
02:43You are so happy. He is so sick.
02:45He is used to it.
02:47We need an injection.
02:49We need an injection.
02:51We came here to win money.
02:53With that injection, he will be fine.
02:55I will tell you.
02:57Do you see this drip?
02:59Doctor.
03:01Do it on my head.
03:03You are doing too much.
03:07I am also standing on you and feeling like
03:09cooking Magad in a small pot.
03:11Since when is he sick?
03:13Since he said,
03:15I accept it.
03:17Were you married in a hospital?
03:19Yes.
03:21I am living in a bad condition.
03:23He said, I accept it.
03:25I accept it.
03:27I accept it.
03:31His wedding procession was also on an ambulance.
03:33Okay.
03:35How long have you been with him?
03:37He got me married first.
03:39He is on a wheelchair.
03:41He was on a stretcher
03:43He was on a stretcher.
03:45Yes.
03:47His love gave him strength.
03:51He got oxygen.
03:53He got oxygen.
03:55Madam.
03:57How many kids do you have?
03:59I have two kids.
04:01Are you sure?
04:07Will he be fine?
04:09Yes.
04:11This is very expensive.
04:13That is why we have come here.
04:15I will buy this drip if I win.
04:17It is a good deed to save someone's life.
04:19Yes.
04:21How much is the bottle?
04:23Rs. 50 lakhs.
04:25Madam, play.
04:27He is already on a drip.
04:29I have brought a sample.
04:31I hope the medicine works.
04:33He knows my style.
04:35He will turn it on if he gets Rs. 50 lakhs.
04:37Recently
04:39I came to know
04:41that he has 10 kidney stones.
04:43How many?
04:45He has 10 kidney stones.
04:47I will go to the bathroom.
04:51I will take out two of them
04:53and make a ring out of them.
04:55I am sorry
04:57that I did not come to you.
04:59I thank you
05:01for coming to my show.
05:03Why do you thank me?
05:05This happens all the time.
05:07He is a serial contestant.
05:09But this time he has come with someone.
05:11This is not possible.
05:13Mr. Haroon, you know what?
05:15He is my contestant.
05:17How are you, Rahul?
05:19I am fine.
05:21You did not introduce him.
05:23He is my fiance.
05:25What have you done?
05:27I wanted to
05:29meet you since childhood.
05:31Let me introduce you first.
05:33I am Kadali Naal.
05:35Is this your love marriage?
05:37Yes, it is.
05:39When did you see this darkness?
05:41I was looking for
05:43Argyal since day one.
05:45I wanted
05:47a person to come in my life
05:49who would surprise
05:51everyone.
05:53You wanted
05:55a person to come in your life.
05:57I think you should
05:59make a chemical.
06:01You are so superstitious
06:03that you will always
06:05keep an eye on me.
06:07Why does he need to keep an eye on you?
06:09Irza, let me tell you
06:11that he is such a nice person
06:13that he has never
06:15made me angry.
06:17Won't he kill himself?
06:19There are so many
06:21excuses. He met with an accident
06:23and broke his bone.
06:25He is trapped.
06:27I did not know that.
06:29I told him that I am a carpenter.
06:31He said yes.
06:35I have seen many people in my life
06:37but I have never seen a woman
06:39who is so happy with a patient.
06:41This is a good thing.
06:43If there is one down
06:45in a couple,
06:47then it is the other person's job
06:49to make him happy.
06:51You are also a contestant.
06:53I have come with my boss.
06:55Who is your boss?
06:57Haroon, I have a lot of money.
06:59Bank balance, cars,
07:01property worth billions.
07:03I enjoy playing like that.
07:05I think he has everything
07:07except his mother.
07:09Okay.
07:11Now it is time
07:13for Fast of Finger.
07:19Let us see
07:21who comes first on the screen.
07:23Replay it.
07:27Congratulations.
07:29You have won.
07:31Come forward.
07:33Wow.
07:39Come.
07:41Remove this.
07:43Wait.
07:45Yes.
07:49His sugar is low.
07:51Give him something sweet.
07:53Yes.
07:55Come here.
07:57I am here.
08:01Are you ready to play?
08:03Yes.
08:05Madam, will you support him?
08:07Of course.
08:09The first question
08:11is on the computer screen.
08:15Tell me
08:17how big is
08:19bigger than smaller?
08:21Option A.
08:231 year.
08:25Option B. 2 years.
08:27Option C.
08:293 years.
08:31Option D.
08:33A little smaller.
08:35You know
08:37the distance between
08:39parents and kids is 3 years.
08:43I think this option is right.
08:45Look,
08:47if both are equal
08:49then the age difference can be more.
08:51I don't think so.
08:53But look,
08:55Waqfa is better.
08:57You have very less time.
08:59I want to make a phone a friend.
09:01Who do you want to talk to?
09:03I want to call Nirma.
09:05Computer, call Nirma.
09:09Hello, Nirma.
09:11I am Amitabh Bachchan.
09:13How are you?
09:15Amitabh, I am a big fan of you.
09:19Amitabh,
09:21take me as a heroine
09:23in your next movie.
09:25I don't want to take you as a heroine.
09:27Okay,
09:29my husband is coming home.
09:31What will he think?
09:33Oh, sorry.
09:35I called you
09:37because your friend
09:39is coming with her husband.
09:41Hello, Nirma.
09:43Yes, what happened?
09:45Nirma, I want to tell you something.
09:47Oh, I am so sorry.
09:49How did you die?
09:51No, no, I am still alive.
09:53I still have some time.
09:55You know that I need money for her treatment.
09:57Yes, I know.
09:59You need a lot of money.
10:01Okay, Nirma, the question I am asking you
10:03is worth Rs. 20,000.
10:05Do you understand?
10:07Okay, Nirma, the question is
10:09how much is the age difference?
10:111 year, 2 years, 3 years
10:13or is it the same?
10:15Yes, it is the same.
10:17First, the younger one comes
10:19and then the elder one comes.
10:21So, this is wrong.
10:23The elder one should have come first.
10:25And the younger one's stomach
10:27should have come down.
10:29Oh, your friend will take all your time.
10:31No, Mr. Amitabh, let me give the logic.
10:33The younger one's stomach is down.
10:35So, if we pull it up,
10:37the elder one will expand.
10:39So, it is the age difference.
10:41Okay, thank you.
10:43Option D.
10:45Computer,
10:47lock D.
10:49Mr. Amitabh,
10:51unfortunately,
10:53your answer is correct.
10:55Yes.
10:57Doctor. Yes.
10:59You won Rs. 20,000.
11:01Open the drape of Rs. 20,000.
11:03How many drapes
11:05can I open with Rs. 20,000?
11:07Yes.
11:09Did you see?
11:11I got Rs. 20,000.
11:13Yes.
11:15Now, I am very excited.
11:17Absolutely.
11:19You won.
11:21I say, you win crores of rupees from here.
11:23Here is the next question
11:25worth Rs. 50,000
11:27on your computer screen.
11:29Very good.
11:31The question is,
11:33you must have heard the example.
11:35Where there is a dash,
11:37A. Goat.
11:39Option B. Chicken.
11:41Option C. Fish.
11:43Option D.
11:45Duck.
11:47Where there is a
11:49fish.
11:51Have you ever seen a fish?
11:53Where there is a
11:55chicken.
11:57We have a chicken.
11:59It goes there and stands there.
12:01Where?
12:03Where the other chicken doesn't see it.
12:05Where the other chicken doesn't see it.
12:07I think
12:09we should lock the chicken.
12:11No.
12:13Where there is a chicken.
12:15Computer,
12:17lock the chicken.
12:19Computer, lock the chicken.
12:21Open another drape worth Rs. 50,000.
12:27Very good.
12:29Your answer is wrong.
12:31The chicken doesn't stay in one place.
12:33Yes.
12:37Look, he has locked the chicken.
12:39Because the real answer is
12:41Poti.
12:43If the next answer
12:45would have been right
12:47then we would have come again.
12:49You mean the 20th one?
12:53What are you doing?
12:55I am pulling it back.
12:57What kind of a man is he?
12:59He has put blood on his lips.
13:03You come next time.
13:05Yes.
13:07We will win again.
13:09Let's go.
13:11Rahul,
13:13come and play on the hard seat.
13:15Come on, Kajal.
13:17Rahul and Kajal.
13:19You were saying something else.
13:21Now you are saying Kajal.
13:23Love doesn't change.
13:25Why are you hitting Devgand?
13:27He is so naughty.
13:29He is so naughty.
13:31You were saying something else.
13:33Now you are saying Kajal.
13:37Yes, Rahul.
13:39You are always ready.
13:41Your future wife is also with you.
13:45You are looking beautiful.
13:51Sir, I am a big fan of yours.
13:55I wanted to take a selfie with you.
13:57You used to watch my films in your childhood.
13:59Come.
14:01Sir,
14:03my picture will be on the wall.
14:05It is on the wall.
14:07I will put incense sticks with it.
14:09Incense sticks are with you.
14:11You don't know how to pull.
14:13Come here.
14:21Okay.
14:23Thank you so much, sir.
14:25You are so naughty.
14:27He is so naughty.
14:29He is so naughty.
14:31He is so naughty.
14:35If you allow, can I ask him a question?
14:37Yes.
14:39He is so naughty.
14:41Friends, we will meet after a break.
14:47Mr. Rahul.
14:49Yes.
14:51Here is the first question.
14:53Here is the question.
14:55You must have heard the dialogue of my film.
14:57I have a car, bungalow,
14:59bank balance.
15:01What do you have in return?
15:03Option A, mother.
15:05Option B, beauty.
15:07Option C, time.
15:09Option D, you are with me.
15:13What are you doing, sir?
15:15You are with me.
15:17No.
15:19Option A, mother.
15:21Option A, you are with me.
15:23I don't have a mother.
15:25Why?
15:27I am double minded.
15:29I don't have a mother.
15:31If you don't have a mother, then you were born in Kurandazi.
15:33Why don't you have a mother?
15:35You have come to play for a long time.
15:37You don't have a mother.
15:39Mother has passed away.
15:41Sir, I want to talk to my father.
15:43Give me the phone.
15:45He will talk to you.
15:47Computer.
15:49Call his father.
15:53Hello.
15:55I am Amitabh Bachchan.
15:57Amitabh Bachchan?
15:59You are Rohil's father, right?
16:01Rohil, yes.
16:03Is he your son?
16:05I am sorry.
16:07Many people have got engaged.
16:09What can I do?
16:11Your father is on the phone.
16:13Make a video call.
16:15Computer, make a video call.
16:17Father, greetings.
16:19Greetings.
16:21I was about to show you.
16:23You call me father on national TV.
16:25He is your product.
16:27He must be your son.
16:29He is your product.
16:31I apologize to many people.
16:33What can I do now?
16:35Father, I am here.
16:37Who will become a millionaire?
16:39He is tired.
16:41He wants to win a lot of money.
16:43I have won a lot of money.
16:45He is playing with me.
16:47He is playing with me.
16:49He is playing with me.
16:51He is playing with me.
16:53Where is your father?
16:55He lives in Singapore.
16:57Why is he not coming?
16:59Father, I want an answer from you.
17:01I have answers for everyone.
17:03When you were born, I gave answers to the doctor.
17:05Then I gave answers to your mother.
17:07When you came home, I gave answers to the landlord.
17:09I gave answers to everyone.
17:11Father, you have given answers to so many people.
17:13Give answers to Amitabh Bachchan.
17:15Father, he says he has cars, bungalows, bank balance.
17:17What do you have?
17:19Correct answer.
17:21I have a mother.
17:23I don't have a mother.
17:25Son, she is not your mother.
17:27She is my mother.
17:29I have kept her.
17:31Father, I have a mother.
17:33She is your mother.
17:35Why did you keep her?
17:37Son, I kept her because she said
17:39I don't want to raise her.
17:41She is a sensible woman.
17:43By the way, who will become a millionaire
17:45by raising such a child?
17:47I don't want to raise her.
17:49Then why did you keep her?
17:53Son, I had to separate her.
18:01Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for a short break.
18:03See you after the break.
18:11Welcome back, viewers.
18:13Arzu, remove these earrings and give them to Mr. Agha.
18:15Because he is going with his suit.
18:17One minute.
18:19Who gave these earrings?
18:21Where did these earrings come from?
18:23I got them as a gift.
18:25Mr. Agha, please wear them and show us.
18:27I think the earrings are here.
18:29Who is it?
18:31Open the door.
18:33Father has said that he is not at home.
18:35Give the address where father has gone.
18:37Give the address.
18:39I think..
18:41Open the door.
18:43There is no home.
18:45Listen to me. We are neighbors.
18:47We go there.
18:49We are neighbors. Shall I open the door?
18:51Open the door.
18:53We are neighbors. Open the door.
18:55Greetings.
18:57How are you?
18:59Such people are our neighbors?
19:01What do you mean by such people?
19:03Greetings.
19:05What is your name?
19:07My name is Raja Tanveer.
19:09Raja Tanveer?
19:11Where are you from?
19:13Which is your house?
19:15This is my house.
19:17Who is he?
19:19He is my friend.
19:21He is Sheikh Qasim.
19:23We are here for you.
19:25He is my brother.
19:27He is my sister.
19:29We are neighbors.
19:31My meter broke down.
19:33We were searching for electricity.
19:35I asked him to get electricity.
19:37Do you know how expensive electricity is?
19:39Why should we give you electricity?
19:41Neighbors are not expensive.
19:43When a person dies,
19:45his relatives ask for electricity.
19:47Ask for sugar, water, electricity.
19:49Why should we give you electricity?
19:51Give him everything.
19:53He is asking for everything.
19:55Now that you are here,
19:57you are living in the dark.
19:59You are our neighbor.
20:01We can't be so heartless
20:03that we let you live in the dark.
20:05Bring a candle.
20:07Why do you need a candle?
20:09Lalta put it here.
20:13Lalta, take this.
20:15He is our neighbor.
20:17Why are you here?
20:19I am here because
20:21you are an honest man.
20:23Ask him to give you electricity.
20:25Your neighbors will be happy.
20:27Give him.
20:29Wait a minute.
20:31Javed, bring a wire.
20:33He is our neighbor.
20:35I need a wire.
20:37He is our neighbor.
20:39Bring a wire.
20:41Your neighbors will be happy.
20:43He is our neighbor.
20:45He is our neighbor.
20:49You are honest people.
20:51Give him a candle.
20:53This is a good thing.
20:55Thank you very much.
20:57Mr. Sheikh,
20:59we are here.
21:03Hello.
21:05You have to charge your mobile.
21:07Where do you charge your mobile?
21:09Mobile is very expensive.
21:11You don't pay the bill.
21:13I will pay the bill.
21:15Give him.
21:17How much will it cost?
21:19How much will it cost?
21:21Let him charge.
21:23Thank you very much.
21:25It will be a favor of my life.
21:27Thank you very much.
21:31You have to bring a wire.
21:33You have to iron your clothes.
21:35Hello.
21:37You have to bring a wire.
21:39When it gets hot, it stops.
21:41You have to bring a wire.
21:43Thank you very much.
21:45Thank you very much.
21:47Thank you very much.
21:49Thank you very much.
21:51Thank you very much.
21:53Thank you very much.
21:55Thank you very much.
21:57Thank you very much.
21:59Thank you very much.
22:01Thank you very much.
22:03Thank you very much.
22:05Thank you very much.
22:07Thank you very much.
22:09Thank you very much.
22:11Thank you very much.
22:13Thank you very much.
22:15Thank you very much.
22:17Thank you very much.
22:19Thank you very much.
22:21Thank you very much.
22:25Thank you very much.
22:33You have to bring a refrigerator.
22:35It has a temperature which doesn't work.
22:37My wife is sitting outside.
22:43You have to bring a refrigerator.
22:45You have to bring a refrigerator.
22:47and get him one too.
22:49He should go alone.
22:51Get the fridge.
22:51No, I don't want to get the fridge.
22:53Brother.
22:54It's not a small fridge, it's a big one.
22:57This is a very bad...
22:59Oh, the iron is stuck.
23:00When the stuff cools down, we'll cut it.
23:02Okay, this is fine.
23:09Haroon, there are eight small kids.
23:10It's so cold.
23:12How will they wash their faces with cold water?
23:14Irza, clean the house.
23:15There are eight kids at home. Can you wash the small ones?
23:18Leave it, Sheikh. They are all together.
23:20What?
23:21Leave it.
23:21The kids are sick because of the cold water.
23:22My sister reminded me.
23:24My eldest son doesn't bathe in cold water.
23:27He's become a model.
23:28Oh.
23:29And Javed.
23:30Hello. Javed.
23:31Let it be.
23:33Let it be.
23:34Let it be.
23:35Let it be.
23:37When the water gets hot,
23:40we'll check the temperature and cut the wire.
23:42What?
23:42Sheikh is very open-minded.
23:44I'm not open-minded. I'm an open-minded man.
23:47Come on.
23:48I'm a scoundrel.
23:50Let it be.
23:51I'm telling him not to do it.
23:53It's stuck.
23:53The water is hot.
23:55You can wash the eggs.
23:56It's okay.
23:57What eggs?
23:58What's wrong with the eggs?
23:59Sheikh.
24:00It's okay. You can wash the eggs. I won't do it.
24:04Your brother is here.
24:06He'll be here in the middle of the night.
24:07No.
24:08I won't come in the middle of the night.
24:09Raja, is there electrical fencing in your house?
24:12You gave me a list. It's okay.
24:15Brother, you know it's easy to commit theft.
24:17Yes.
24:18I've got all the wires from the house fixed.
24:22You've done a good job.
24:24You've fixed all my wires.
24:31Raja, give me the TV.
24:33Raja, how many are left?
24:34Eight brothers are left.
24:35Give them the TV. They're watching cartoons.
24:38No. They're sitting there.
24:40They're watching cartoons.
24:45We were calling you Sheikh.
24:50Sheikh, how many units will you have?
24:51Yes.
24:52Don't talk to me.
24:53Give me ten units.
24:55If I give you ten units, I'll be burdened.
25:00You're also doing electricity fencing.
25:01Fix your own wires.
25:03You fix it.
25:04Fix your own wires.
25:05I'll drive the whole car.
25:06Won't you drive it?
25:07Yes, I'll drive it.
25:09It's dark in the house.
25:09Don't make noise.
25:11The bed is mine.
25:13Raja, Raja.
25:14Don't touch him.
25:15No.
25:16It's Gwandi's house.
25:17It's Gwandi's house.
25:18It's dark in the house.
25:20Isn't it the end of the world?
25:21Isn't it the end of the world?
25:22I've become a rascal by giving him an elephant.
25:26Fix the washing machine.
25:28It's 8 o'clock.
25:29It must be very dark.
25:30My sister has reminded me of something.
25:32Jinnia, I..
25:33Hello.
25:35Ajwain.
25:36Fix the washing machine.
25:37Fix it.
25:39What?
25:40Fix it.
25:40There are spinners on the clothes.
25:41Let it be.
25:44Let it be.
25:45No, do it.
25:46Nothing will happen.
25:47Sir, someone is trying to be smart.
25:49He's fixing the washing machine.
25:51Why don't you fix the spinner?
25:53He's fixing the washing machine.
25:53It's okay.
25:55I swear.
25:55He's my nephew.
25:56His clothes will get dry.
25:57He's not my nephew.
25:59He's her nephew.
26:00He's not my nephew.
26:01Your nephews are not my nephews.
26:02I have many nephews.
26:05Don't fix the spinner.
26:07You're so cruel.
26:08You're a role model for the kids.
26:09I was just saying.
26:11Mr. Raje, what's your business?
26:13I have a water pipe.
26:15Yes.
26:15I'm building a factory at home.
26:17What?
26:18Don't fix that.
26:19I'm a farmer.
26:21I'm a farmer.
26:22I don't want to fix the factory.
26:23You want to fix the factory?
26:24Give me the order tomorrow.
26:26Yes.
26:27Fix the factory.
26:28Fix it.
26:29Fix my registry.
26:30I don't want to do it.
26:33Please go away.
26:36Pay attention please, everyone.
26:37We'll take a break.
26:37We'll meet again.
26:46Welcome back, everyone.
26:48Salim Shah, people are complimenting you
26:51that you're farting so much while sitting on the show.
26:53You're burping on national television.
26:55Please get back to your senses.
26:56There's a problem.
26:58With each and every bite you take,
27:00your upset stomach weiter and said...
27:01Yes, yes.
27:02Then why take six?
27:03Okay, but...
27:03After six, you'll be like...
27:07At times, even I felt as if someone had come to become Leila.
27:11Sir, you're an educated person.
27:12You know your diet.
27:13What to eat at what time,
27:14what juice to drink at what time,
27:16what fruit to eat at what time.
27:17We don't have anything
27:19except for roti.
27:21No, Mr. Saleem.
27:22Okay, there are some people
27:23who eat very little vegetables
27:26and they eat a lot of roti.
27:28They'll eat four rotis with one plate of potato and meat.
27:30That's true.
27:31Salan will be left then.
27:32I drink a glass of apple, beetroot, carrot, orange juice every day.
27:37Reduce the amount of juice you drink.
27:40Look at the glow on my face.
27:42Okay, this is a very good juice.
27:44It's ABC juice, right?
27:44ABC juice.
27:45I also mix orange with it
27:47because I don't like beetroot.
27:49So, to reduce it, I add orange.
27:51But sometimes, when you take a lot of beetroot,
27:54you get scared.
27:56ABC juice.
27:57Did you open the spelling?
27:58No, no.
27:58From A to Apple.
27:59Apple.
28:00From A to Apple.
28:01From B to..
28:01From B to Beetroot.
28:02Beetroot.
28:03Chakandar is called Beetroot.
28:04Oh, I see.
28:05Listen, Chakandar.
28:09You drink it, Chakandar.
28:13It's good for your health.
28:14And from C to Carrot.
28:16Carrot.
28:17Yes.
28:18No, I drink all the cheap juices.
28:21Sir, you know how effective and expensive this juice is.
28:24It's very expensive.
28:25Even yesterday, I sold my bangles and bought a glass.
28:28No, sir, I drink Chakandar in the morning.
28:31Chakandar.
28:31Chakandar, you are saying.
28:32You don't know how to say it.
28:34What do you drink?
28:35Chakandar, sir.
28:36Chakandar in the morning.
28:40Mr. Salim, it's Chukandar ka Sikandar.
28:44And the vegetable vendor was telling Chote
28:46to drink Chukandar for Chuchundar.
28:49Chukandar for Chuchundar.
28:50You are drinking Chakandar and Carrot in the morning.
28:53Yes.
28:54It's not possible.
28:55You are missing the apple.
28:56You can add some apple juice to it.
28:59If you are not doing it, then you are not doing the glow as well.
29:02If you add apple to it,
29:04it will reduce the deficiency of iron and water.
29:06These two things will be gone.
29:08And in the morning, apple cider vinegar,
29:11if you take a spoonful,
29:12it keeps your fat in control.
29:15Mr. Arun, it ruins your throat.
29:18Mix some honey with it.
29:19What is this?
29:20I am using all these things in the morning.
29:23But my hands are open the whole day.
29:26In the morning, after drinking Chukandar,
29:30I feel better.
29:32I feel better after having a glass of Chukandar.
29:34I feel like I am free.
29:37In their diet,
29:39there should be a diet of different colours.
29:41We only eat Rotis thrice a day.
29:44That's why God has made different coloured vegetables.
29:49So that you can know what to eat
29:51and what I am not eating.
29:53You have to add that as well.
29:54She is very right.
29:55All the coloured vegetables should be natural.
29:58It's not like you have brought carrots from Ankara.
30:01You should eat the colours that are natural.
30:04Seafood was so good.
30:06I still feel cold when I eat it.
30:09When did she feel cold?
30:11But this time, she didn't feel cold.
30:12No, she didn't.
30:13She enjoyed eating seafood.
30:14I remembered from seafood,
30:16the other day, Irza told me about Herat Kadha.
30:20He said, it's been a long time since we did Herat Kadha.
30:22So, I was reading about Herat Kadha.
30:24I came to know about a snake,
30:26which is also called shrimp and prawn.
30:29I came to know about it.
30:30One of its hands is like a pistol.
30:33Like a pistol?
30:34Yes.
30:34It fires from it.
30:36What?
30:37But sir, how is it hostile?
30:38No, not hostile.
30:40It's like..
30:40If I had told you how hostile it is,
30:42you would have been in trouble.
30:45It fires.
30:46And you know,
30:48its voice is louder than a pistol bullet.
30:51Oh, God!
30:53Mr. Pachinje.
30:54It has a volume of 210 decibels.
30:56It has dozens of records.
30:57Why didn't we get it before?
30:59Why didn't we get it before?
30:59Now, 40-50 shrimp have been bought
31:01by the dacoits in the market.
31:04It will come when we attack it from the water.
31:07We will attack it.
31:08Because it is very scared,
31:11and it is very cautious.
31:13It is very secretive.
31:15And usually, the fishes
31:17can identify it.
31:18Okay.
31:19It lives in the tropical waters of the sea.
31:24The amazing thing about it is
31:26that it has one side
31:29which is normal for its use.
31:32It is eating food.
31:33It is a pistol.
31:34It has one gun.
31:36Now, it is like a gun chamber.
31:39It has a gun on its tail.
31:41Oh, God!
31:43It has a sprained tail.
31:44It has a sprained tail.
31:47It is called a dacoit
31:49because it lives in the sea.
31:51It is a terrorist of the sea.
31:54It is not a terrorist
31:56because it does not attack.
31:57It is for its own safety.
31:58It is for its own safety.
31:59It protects itself.
32:00Mr. Haroon, its bullets are also dangerous.
32:03You have said a very good thing
32:05about its ammunition.
32:06Okay.
32:06It loads its hand like this.
32:09Oh!
32:10It loads its hand and does this.
32:12Oh!
32:13When it does this,
32:14a bubble comes out of it.
32:16That bubble comes out so fast
32:20that it creates a shockwave.
32:21It is like a shockwave of a bomb blast.
32:23Oh, God!
32:24It creates a shockwave.
32:26If you listen to it closely,
32:28you will feel that a big barrel gun has been fired.
32:31Oh!
32:31It comes out so fast.
32:33It goes so fast
32:35that when it hits its prey,
32:38the water bubble that hits it.
32:39Yes.
32:39You have seen that boys make fun of each other
32:42that they throw water at each other in the pool.
32:44Yes.
32:44It goes so fast that when it goes
32:48and if you see in slow motion,
32:49when it hits its prey,
32:52it creates a heat of 4700 degrees centigrade.
32:56Oh!
32:58It is almost equal to the surface of the sun.
33:00What?
33:01The one who gets hit by it,
33:02he becomes a fry.
33:04He is right.
33:05Can it affect a shark or a whale?
33:07It can affect a small scale.
33:09Okay.
33:10Its name is Pistol Shrimp.
33:12Oh!
33:12It is called Pistol Shrimp.
33:14Fishermen are safe from it.
33:15Do you have to get a license for that shrimp?
33:17No, no.
33:19No license.
33:20You can keep it without a license
33:22but it will do one thing.
33:24What?
33:24Whatever glass you put on your aquarium,
33:27it will break it.
33:28Obviously, it will produce heat.
33:29It produces such a heat and it makes such a big bubble
33:32that it often fractures its enemies,
33:34its predators that come to eat it.
33:38Oh!
33:39I was thinking about this.
33:41We will also buy a rifle for our tortoise.
33:45Does it fire like this or like this?
33:48Like this?
33:49You asked a very beautiful question.
33:51It came out of my mouth.
33:52Okay.
33:53Why are you laughing, Mr. Agha?
33:54You also ask a good question.
33:55Use your brain.
33:56No.
33:57What kind of a brain is this?
33:59It is like this.
34:02Mr. Agha, how do you make fun of everyone?
34:05I am not making fun of anyone.
34:06I am just thinking about it.
34:10Like this?
34:11Yes, yes.
34:12There are many types.
34:13Dozens.
34:14Discount.
34:16Okay, listen to this too.
34:18It also makes a burst.
34:19What?
34:20You are absolutely right.
34:20It makes hundreds of bubbles in a minute.
34:23Oh!
34:25Mr. Samantra is making a chawli.
34:28The interesting thing is that all these fish
34:31are saved because they can easily fracture your finger.
34:35Oh!
34:36A bone in your hand can get fractured.
34:38It is so dangerous.
34:39When all of them come together and come out of the burrows,
34:42they start firing like an airplane.
34:45The sound is so loud that the ships that go
34:50and send the sound signals,
34:52the ships communicate with each other through sound.
34:57It gets interrupted.
34:59Wow!
34:59There is so much sound of their firing in the sea.
35:01It is so dangerous.
35:02It also has the quality of a dead pool.
35:05Which one?
35:06If the arm gets cut, the other arm..
35:08Yes, yes.
35:09What?
35:09You are absolutely right.
35:11If a predator cuts the arm of a pistol,
35:15then it becomes a pistol.
35:17Oh!
35:17And it becomes normal until it becomes a pistol again.
35:21Wow!
35:22It is so dangerous.
35:23The way these pistols are made..
35:25Did you get it?
35:26A man abused Salim.
35:28Okay.
35:29He is living with Salim.
35:32He also slapped me and made soup out of it.
35:34What is this?
35:39Ladies and gentlemen, we will take a short break.
35:41We will meet again after a short break.
35:55Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.
35:56What happened to Hirza?
35:59What happened to that poor girl?
36:02I would say that Jai's makeup is perfect.
36:04She has disrespected her mother-in-law.
36:08I was sitting here.
36:09I could hear her voice.
36:10I could hear her voice.
36:11Oh!
36:12I like her better than earlier.
36:18Mr. Arun, I am sitting here.
36:19I can see Hirza.
36:20Here, on your left.
36:22Oh! You are sitting here.
36:23Okay, okay.
36:24What a resemblance!
36:28Hirza, I had told you not to lie.
36:30You have become a fool.
36:32Hirza, I have heard that you are very smart.
36:37You don't love me at all.
36:38I will ask the audience.
36:40Is there any resemblance?
36:41Yes!
36:43Those who think that there is no resemblance,
36:45please raise your hands.
36:51Those who think that there is a resemblance,
36:52please raise your hands.
36:53There is a resemblance.
36:55He has brought clothes from America.
36:58He has become a fool.
37:00Let me introduce her.
37:01Yes.
37:02She is Mrs. Rai Imran.
37:04Rai Imran?
37:05Yes.
37:05Mrs. Rai Imran Haider.
37:07She has brought a great parody song today.
37:10What is wrong with him?
37:13Tell him.
37:13I get mad at her.
37:15You get mad at her?
37:17Yes.
37:18Okay, we will listen to a great song from her.
37:20Wow!
37:20Yes, Hirza.
37:21I don't feel like going to the audience today.
37:24Obviously, you have a beautiful wife.
37:27Let's go to the audience first.
37:28Yes, please come.
37:29Greetings.
37:29Greetings.
37:30How are you?
37:31I am fine. How are you?
37:32I am fine.
37:33I want to recite a poetry.
37:35Yes, please.
37:36It is in the soul, but not in the nerves.
37:39It is in the soul, but not in the nerves.
37:43There is a person who is not in my control.
37:45The solution is to forget him.
37:47And this is the only thing that is not in my control.
37:50Wow!
37:51Wow!
37:52Wow!
37:53Wow!
37:55Arzu, you will not be able to forget me.
37:57This is not in my control.
37:59Wow!
38:00And you both are not in the control of telling the truth.
38:05And you will not eat less after Agha Sahab.
38:09Spend a lot of time together.
38:11You don't even have 10 years.
38:14Salim is making a dish on a cooking channel.
38:17He says, look, I have added a little of this and a little of that.
38:20Is it green or not?
38:22Hey, girl, you have been in the crowd for a few days.
38:24Don't you feel ashamed?
38:25I fall every year.
38:32Yes, next.
38:33Greetings.
38:34Greetings.
38:35How are you, brother Haroon?
38:36Alhamdulillah.
38:37Are you fine?
38:38Thank God.
38:39Yes, sir.
38:39I am very fine.
38:41Thank God that I got a chance to meet brother Haroon.
38:43Sir, thank you very much.
38:45We are here because of you.
38:47You are our fans, so we do this show.
38:50What is your name?
38:51Mir Arshad Ali.
38:52Mir Arshad Ali.
38:53I would like to recite a poem.
38:55Okay, go ahead.
38:55God knows what kind of friends we have.
38:58Aha.
38:59We can't stand on our feet.
39:01Aha.
39:02Sometimes we pass, sometimes we pass.
39:04We can't even sit properly.
39:05Wow.
39:06We think it's a place of worship.
39:08We look left and right.
39:10Aha.
39:11People ask us, are you fine?
39:13We can't even tell them.
39:14Wow, wow, wow.
39:16Wow.
39:19Yes, sir.
39:20Sir, my name is Mir Arshad Ali Dilbar.
39:22What is this Dilbar?
39:22Do you write poetry?
39:24Yes, I do.
39:24You write poetry?
39:25He is also famous for Kulfi.
39:27I am going to sing a new song for you.
39:29I have written the song myself.
39:31I have prepared it for you.
39:32Okay, you will sing it yourself.
39:33This kind of person is very famous.
39:35Why?
39:36He has a lot of fake identity.
39:39Fake identity.
39:40Yes, sir.
39:41Sir, this song is for Mr. Aga Majid,
39:44Mr. Abed and Ms. Arzoo.
39:46Wow, wow, wow.
39:46I want to hear you again and again.
39:48I have written the song myself.
39:49I have prepared it for you.
39:50Sir, you tell me.
39:52I want to love you.
39:55I want to love you.
39:59I want to love you.
40:03I want to love you.
40:06You are very beautiful.
40:08Let's get fit.
40:09Don't be afraid of the world.
40:13I want to love you.
40:16Wow, wow.
40:16Hey, man.
40:17Wow, wow.
40:17I want to love you.
40:19Wow, wow.
40:20I want to love you.
40:22Your heart is in my heart.
40:26Don't be afraid to love.
40:31Your heart is in my heart.
40:35Don't be afraid to love.
40:40I want to love you.
40:44Don't be afraid to love.
40:49I want to pick you up daily.
40:51Let's get fit.
40:53Don't be afraid of the world.
40:57I want to love you.
40:59Wow, wow, wow.
41:01Wow, wow, wow.
41:01Wow, wow, wow.
41:02Wow, wow, wow.
41:04Wow, wow, wow.
41:04I want to love you.
41:07I want to love you.
41:09I want to love you.
41:11Wow, wow, wow.
41:12Wow, wow, wow.
41:14Hey, man.
41:15Hey, man.
41:17Baba Nisar was singing this song,
41:19I want to love you.
41:21But after two years,
41:22No, I don't want you out of my heart.
41:26Yes, you're right.
41:28Let's give him a chance to get ready and listen.
41:34Yes.
41:35Let's give him a chance to get ready
41:39and listen.
41:39Please do.
41:40Please do.
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