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00:00Hoshi Aariyan Hoshi Aariyan
00:18Assalam-o-Alaikum viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq
00:20and you are watching Hoshi Aariyan.
00:24Friends, after a practical experience,
00:27I would like to tell you that in Pakistan,
00:31it is being seen that young people, especially teenagers,
00:37are suffering from anxiety, depression, confusion and brain fog.
00:43And generally, people think and keep saying that
00:47the psychological problems of children have now been understood.
00:54Before this, it was not understood.
00:56What I would like to request in this regard is that
01:00before you think of your child as a psychological problem
01:05due to his or her personal thinking or problems,
01:09before that, do one thing.
01:11Take your child to a good doctor and get blood tests done.
01:18The reason is that many times, many children
01:23are getting psychological therapies and medicines done
01:28and despite that, they are not able to recover.
01:31Because according to a research,
01:34and in the last few days, an actual case happened
01:37that it was found that iron, magnesium,
01:40apart from this, vitamin D, E, B6, 9, B12,
01:45due to the deficiency of all these,
01:48this is exactly what happens, depression, anxiety,
01:52which is called bipolar personality disorder,
01:55that also happens due to this.
01:57And by taking a few drips and medicines,
01:59which are not even medicines, but vitamins,
02:01children recover completely.
02:04So before you go to a psychologist,
02:07go to a good doctor and get their vitamins,
02:10iron and magnesium checked.
02:12Let's start today's show with this message.
02:15Let's take you on a journey and see the conditions of the people.
02:19I don't understand one thing.
02:22He was a mason and a labourer.
02:24He used to sit here.
02:25And he was the one with the chickpeas and the tikkis.
02:27Sir, he is a poor man.
02:29Yes.
02:30He is suffering.
02:31Yes, sir.
02:32I have to work for lakhs of rupees.
02:34What?
02:35For lakhs of rupees.
02:36Wait a minute.
02:37How can you work for lakhs of rupees?
02:38How much does the house cost?
02:39In crores.
02:40I have to work for lakhs of rupees.
02:42I have two rooms, a bathroom, a brothel.
02:46I want to do a calculation.
02:47Yes.
02:48How much do you sell a plate of naan tikkis for?
02:50A tikki for Rs. 50 and a naan for Rs. 20.
02:53So, Rs. 45?
02:54Yes.
02:55Okay.
02:56And how much do you sell in a day?
02:58I have already sold Rs. 15,000.
03:01Oh!
03:04You can sell at least Rs. 15,000 in a day.
03:07So, Rs. 4,50,000 is made in a month.
03:10Yes.
03:11So, it's a good income.
03:13And do you know that you earn up to 500% in food?
03:17How much do you earn?
03:18Rs. 4,50,000.
03:26I think you are very busy.
03:28Yes.
03:29I will go home and order for you online.
03:32Sit down.
03:33Yes.
03:34I am very busy.
03:35This is too much.
03:36Have you eaten naan tikkis from him before?
03:38Yes, sir.
03:39It was very tasty.
03:40Then I bought it again.
03:41Yes.
03:42Then I ate it again.
03:43It was so tasty.
03:44Yes.
03:45Then I went back to work.
03:46I came back again.
03:47Very good.
03:48Then I ate it again.
03:49How much is it now?
03:50Wait a minute.
03:51I had a break for an hour.
03:52Then I came back to eat naan tikkis.
03:53Wow!
03:54This is the kind of taste in his hands.
03:57Oh!
03:58Sir, I have made it.
04:00He is not talking about making it.
04:02He is talking about the taste of his hands.
04:03Who is giving it to me?
04:07You felt pity for him.
04:08Why did you hit your foot with the axe?
04:10Sister, I have been robbed.
04:12Why?
04:13How?
04:14He is telling me that his business is bankrupt.
04:16I have a lot of work to do.
04:18Then?
04:19I said, okay.
04:20You open my shop.
04:21I was surprised.
04:22Haroon sir, who is not greedy?
04:24He is greedy.
04:26Sir, he gave me money.
04:28He gave me money for the shop.
04:29There is an agreement.
04:30What money did he give you?
04:31He has written it.
04:32What has he written?
04:33Sir, it is written in that agreement.
04:35One is Belcha.
04:36Yes.
04:37One is Kahi.
04:38One is Kandi and one is Dabda.
04:39Yes.
04:40One is Kahi and many are selling there.
04:44You don't get so many customers.
04:46Haroon sir, I don't know what is the matter.
04:47Whenever I sit there, I get so many customers.
04:50It is also a matter of luck, Haroon sir.
04:52He is talking about the taste.
04:54I have made it.
04:56Why are you giving it to me?
05:00Do one thing.
05:01If I had seen him, I would have kissed his hand.
05:05Haroon sir, whenever I sit here,
05:07I don't get a single customer.
05:09I don't get a single customer.
05:10I used to come here to buy things.
05:13Look at him.
05:14He is such a shameless man.
05:16He doesn't know what he has done to that poor man.
05:21I have only one objection on him.
05:23Why?
05:24He looks like he is carrying crores of tickets.
05:27Haroon sir, he has come early in the morning.
05:29Yes.
05:30He is such an ill-mannered man.
05:31He didn't ask for a single ticket.
05:33He didn't ask for a single ticket.
05:34Give it to him.
05:35Eat it.
05:36God has given you money.
05:37Eat it.
05:38How will I eat it?
05:40But Haroon sir, look at how cleanly he has kept the cart.
05:44This is the reason why I come here.
05:46I come here like a cart.
05:47Do you remember my agreement?
05:48Yes.
05:49I am totally ready.
05:51Yes.
05:52I don't waste a single ticket.
05:54What?
05:56No.
05:57I mean.
05:58What should I say?
06:00Do you know what the matter is?
06:01I think the people of Pakistan are yearning to eat clean food.
06:07Absolutely.
06:08Do you remember when the food authorities were sealing the restaurants in Lahore?
06:13People were very happy.
06:14And when we used to go out to eat, we were satisfied that we were eating clean food.
06:18I think that if a shop opens in Lahore,
06:22where people believe that he is selling pure milk and honey,
06:26then he will become a millionaire in a few days.
06:28Saraya, look at the plate.
06:30Wow.
06:32I can't see his face.
06:33Why don't I show him that he won't be able to tolerate it?
06:38Listen to me.
06:39I am young.
06:40Yes.
06:41We have an event coming up.
06:42Yes.
06:43In the family.
06:44Yes.
06:45How many tickets will 500 people need?
06:46Two bags.
06:47My life is a function of engagement.
06:49Then raise the rates.
06:50Raise the rates?
06:51You won't like it this way.
06:52First, show me the venue where it is.
06:55So that I can see how many tickets will be sold.
06:58Is this the venue?
06:59Yes.
07:02It's the same from inside.
07:03It's the same from inside.
07:04There are 100 people.
07:05How many tickets will we need?
07:06What's the height?
07:07The height from where we can eat.
07:08No, no, no.
07:09What's the height?
07:10I mean, where will we get a roof?
07:12What's the use of a roof?
07:14What's the use of tickets?
07:15I don't believe it.
07:17I don't believe it.
07:18We won't be able to eat anything.
07:19He is making fun of me.
07:22Son, is the Connaught Place here?
07:24Yes, father.
07:25The Connaught Place is here.
07:26Come on, let's go.
07:27I can't see it.
07:28I can't see it.
07:29I can't see it.
07:30Get the food ready.
07:31Get the food ready.
07:34This place has changed a lot, son.
07:36No, father.
07:37The shop has changed.
07:38It has changed a lot.
07:39It has changed a lot.
07:40He has gone to look for the Connaught Place.
07:42Yes.
07:43I had told Barkhurdar that I have grown old.
07:46Now, I just miss Delhi.
07:49Father, there are so many tickets for the waist.
07:52Why, son?
07:53Do you want to eat waist tickets?
07:54No, father.
07:55I want to eat more chili.
07:56Why are you lying to your father?
07:58Where is the Connaught Place?
07:59Haroon sir, father has become crazy.
08:02He keeps asking me to go to Delhi.
08:08Where is Delhi now?
08:10I miss Delhi.
08:11I have come from Delhi.
08:12I miss Delhi now.
08:13You don't miss Delhi.
08:14You miss your girlfriend from Delhi.
08:17Yes.
08:18This girl understands my emotions.
08:22The friendship of Delhi.
08:23The flying of the pigeons.
08:25The hot Kachoris.
08:27I miss them a lot.
08:30Yes, father.
08:31I have come to Delhi.
08:32Sit down.
08:33This is Delhi.
08:34Why are you lying to your father?
08:36Haroon sir, father has become crazy.
08:39He keeps asking me to go to home.
08:41I will make him sit here.
08:42He can take whatever he wants.
08:43He is such an ungrateful son.
08:46Madam, I will make him sit here.
08:48I will make him sit wherever he wants.
08:51He has become crazy.
08:53Look at him.
08:55He is such an ungrateful son.
08:58I have seen such people.
09:00They say that he has become crazy.
09:03Do you know why he has brought him up?
09:06Why he has educated him?
09:08When my own brain doesn't work,
09:11this brain works for me.
09:14And it leaves me alone.
09:16When my own brain doesn't work,
09:18this brain leaves me alone.
09:20And it leaves me alone.
09:22Wow.
09:24Mostly, such people's children treat them like this.
09:28They have always treated their children better than others.
09:32Everyone wants to keep their children ahead.
09:36But when children throw their parents behind,
09:40I have seen this.
09:41I don't consider the world to be a place of action.
09:44There are many people who have committed atrocities.
09:46And they have left the world in peace.
09:48They will be judged in the hereafter.
09:50But I have seen that
09:52those who treat their parents like this,
09:54they get something in return.
09:57Son, I don't see Palika Bazaar.
10:00Palika Bazaar?
10:01Dad, Palika Bazaar is not here.
10:03Oh.
10:04You live near the dirty engine in Lahore.
10:09Okay.
10:12Not near.
10:13Dad, he lives right there.
10:16In fact, he is not this.
10:18He is this.
10:20This proves that dad is out of his mind.
10:23He is not out of his mind.
10:25I don't think he is out of his mind.
10:26He is out of sight.
10:28Actually, I have to buy bangles from Palika Bazaar for Bilqis.
10:33Son, where is Palika Bazaar?
10:36Dad, should I massage the old lady's back or not?
10:40I am sorry, son.
10:42Oh.
10:43Manage it.
10:48By the way, Delhi is a very beautiful city.
10:52And Palika Bazaar is under a garden.
10:55Okay.
10:56Like we have a race course here.
10:58So, Juknot place is actually right in the middle of Delhi.
11:02There are circles.
11:03There is a bazaar in them.
11:04Like Liberty.
11:05Yes.
11:06There is a bazaar opposite to it.
11:07There is a bazaar opposite to Liberty.
11:09Its basement is Palika Bazaar.
11:11Bangles are right there.
11:13Like we have a Dupatta Gali in Liberty.
11:16Like Dupatta Gali.
11:17Yes.
11:18It is exactly the same thing which is under the park.
11:21Okay.
11:22If you liked Bilqis so much, then why did you leave her?
11:25Actually, Mr. Sharma's son took an oath on our love.
11:31How?
11:32He reached before the wedding procession.
11:35He was a little shy.
11:36She was a little shy.
11:39Okay, sir.
11:40How is Bilqis's food?
11:41Believe me.
11:42Yes.
11:43If you eat Bilqis's kachoris, you will forget the kachoris of club road.
11:48Yes.
11:49Club kachori is famous.
11:50Oh.
11:51Don't you live in the mosquito colony?
11:53Oh, sir.
11:54I don't live there.
11:55They live up there.
11:56They live up there.
11:57In fact, this is the last stage of mosquitoes.
12:01They live up there.
12:03Sir, if you eat the kachoris of her hand,
12:06then you will forget Bilqis.
12:08Because he is Bilqis's son.
12:14What is your name?
12:15What is your name?
12:16What is your name?
12:17He is telling everyone that he is blind.
12:18What?
12:19What is your name?
12:20These boys who make noise in the market.
12:22You are newly married.
12:23What is your name?
12:24What is your name?
12:26Bride is on the floor.
12:27Very good.
12:31Not good...
12:33Very good...
12:36Mr Arun, it is my mistake...
12:39Kick me.
12:40Come.
12:41Hello.
12:45Dad also say come.
12:48So why did he kick on the floor?
12:49That's what one has to say when one makes a mistake.
12:53What happened?
12:54Actually, I got married in a remote village, in my maternal uncle's house.
12:57I see.
12:58I made a mistake. I told him to take the bus.
13:01No one should get into my car.
13:03Why?
13:03I told him that we talk to each other on the way.
13:05We understand each other. Right, darling?
13:06Yes, darling.
13:07He even gave me a second bus.
13:12I told him that Raj is a bad boy.
13:14I told him to go to the shop.
13:18He was my sister's son.
13:19I see.
13:20I told him that I want to be a good boy. Right, darling?
13:22Yes, darling.
13:23Actually, I...
13:26I used to give my greetings to my mother-in-law.
13:29Right, darling?
13:29Yes, darling.
13:31I started the car.
13:33My name was Haroor.
13:34I see.
13:35I used to give my greetings to my maternal uncle. Right, darling?
13:37Yes, darling.
13:38We used to talk to each other on the way.
13:40The car broke down on the way.
13:41Why?
13:42We got tired from three to four places. Right, darling?
13:44Yes, darling.
13:46We didn't have money on the way.
13:48Oh.
13:48I told him not to make a mistake.
13:49I told him to take a taxi. Right, darling?
13:51Yes, darling.
13:51Don't you have any sense?
13:53Why don't you take some cash with you?
13:55Oh.
13:56What's your name?
13:57Yes, darling.
13:58Hey.
14:01I don't want to practice.
14:02I just said it.
14:04It's my first marriage too.
14:06It's not even been eight days since you got married.
14:09And you're saying darling.
14:10It's not even been eight days.
14:11It's not even been eight hours.
14:14I'm just saying. Have some shame.
14:15You haven't understood it yet.
14:17I don't remember. I'm saying it now.
14:18Yes.
14:19How long has it been since you got married?
14:20It's not even been eight hours.
14:21Eight hours?
14:22No.
14:22I was about to tell you.
14:23It's been six months since you walked.
14:26Oh, God.
14:27Give me some snacks.
14:28Come, Bismillah.
14:29Hey, brother.
14:30I'm so hungry. Go home.
14:31I'll go home if there's something to eat.
14:34Go home right now.
14:35What kind of couple is this?
14:37They got married and came to eat snacks.
14:40I want to go home right now.
14:41Convey my regards to her.
14:43She's Chingchi. Go to her.
14:44Brother, where's Chingchi?
14:46Ask him where he is.
14:46Brother, are you Chingchi?
14:47Do I look like Chingchi to you?
14:49You don't even look like a state banker to me.
14:53You're holding her dupatta as if she's running away.
14:56No, no.
14:56No, I got her married.
14:57She didn't run away.
14:58Didn't you see that the bride is walking?
15:02And she's walking a little like this.
15:04I really liked it.
15:04She's holding her dupatta as if she's running away.
15:07Didn't you wear a lehenga?
15:08I wore a lehenga?
15:09Yes, this lehenga.
15:10You wore a lehenga on the first day.
15:11Should I put it on my head?
15:12No, no.
15:13Give it to me.
15:14You're my uncle's daughter, aren't you?
15:15I'll get you married right now.
15:17Oh, God.
15:18You're a liar.
15:24Tomorrow is our wedding.
15:25I remember it.
15:26Today is our wedding.
15:28I remember it.
15:30You're roaming around so much.
15:32Tomorrow and the day after tomorrow is our divorce.
15:33I remember it.
15:35Brother, where are you going?
15:36Brother, where are you going?
15:38Finally, the Chingchi guy.
15:39He's the Chingchi guy.
15:40Where did you go?
15:41Yes.
15:42I went to the washroom.
15:43Okay, okay.
15:43I was cleaning the house.
15:44You came, right?
15:45Yes, yes.
15:45Clean it properly.
15:49Where are you going, brother?
15:50To the road.
15:51Brother, our car is parked outside.
15:52Okay.
15:52If you take a kick,
15:54Okay.
15:54our house is two miles away from here.
15:56Okay.
15:56Take us there.
15:57No, no. Why should I kick you?
15:58I don't kick anyone.
15:59I'm not going anywhere.
16:00Take us to our destination.
16:01Brother, we're going to Singhpore.
16:02We'll take you to Singapore.
16:04Yes, okay.
16:06One minute, brother.
16:07Where are you going?
16:08I'm going to the washroom.
16:09It's a long journey.
16:10Brother, should I call you Pindi?
16:12No, no.
16:13I'm here, brother.
16:14Come on, let's sit quickly.
16:15It's just two minutes.
16:16He's home in two minutes.
16:17He's home in two minutes.
16:18Come on.
16:22Brother, let's sit there.
16:24No, no.
16:25We'll go to their house and eat.
16:26Okay.
16:27Yes, biryani and spinach.
16:28Right, darling?
16:28Yes, darling.
16:29Come on.
16:30We're going to meet them.
16:32Come on, brother.
16:33Let's sit.
16:33Yes, yes, let's go.
16:34Come on.
16:35Don't follow us.
16:36Come on, let's go.
16:37What's the matter?
16:37Brother, the road is broken.
16:38Be careful.
16:39You go first.
16:40Brother, the government has made new roads.
16:43How are you going to go?
16:44Brother, just a minute.
16:44I'll get some water.
16:46Here you go.
16:46Brother, it's a journey.
16:48Someone has to go to the washroom.
16:49What are you saying?
16:52I was thinking about the reception.
16:53I'm thinking about the reception
16:55and you're thinking about the reception.
16:56Have you reached home?
16:57Brother, just a minute.
16:58I'll get some water.
16:58I'm under a lot of pressure.
17:00I'll go to the washroom.
17:01Brother, relax.
17:02I'm coming, brother.
17:03Let me go, brother.
17:06Don't make excuses in front of me.
17:08This is a washroom.
17:10Okay, listen to me.
17:11What have I heard about you?
17:13Come on, brother.
17:16You won't get down from here.
17:18Okay.
17:19Let's go, brother.
17:20It's a long journey.
17:21I forgot the water again.
17:22Brother, the water..
17:23Wait.
17:23Where are we going with the water?
17:26Brother, there's no other toilet here.
17:28Brother..
17:29We have to go to the washroom.
17:31Give me the water, brother.
17:32I was thinking that we got married today.
17:36What will you do at the reception?
17:38I don't want to see each other at the reception.
17:43He drank the water again.
17:45Brother..
17:45Let's go.
17:46Brother, keep the water in your hand.
17:48Hold this.
17:49Wait a minute.
17:49I'll go to the washroom.
17:50Hey!
17:51Hey!
17:52What are you doing?
17:52Hey!
17:54In the washroom..
17:55..we should travel in a narrow lane.
18:03Washroom..
18:04Show me the water.
18:06Show me the water.
18:07I understood.
18:08Listen, brother.
18:09Hey!
18:10I won't let you drink the water..
18:11..until I get married.
18:13I won't let you drink the water.
18:14Listen to me.
18:15I..
18:16I..
18:17Oh, God!
18:18This is a washroom.
18:19Not here.
18:20Hey!
18:21You'll carry my dead body in the washroom.
18:24Will you go?
18:25You should be in the washroom with your teachers..
18:27..as per your speed.
18:28Come.
18:29For God's sake, give me more water.
18:32What?
18:33Let's go.
18:33Let's go.
18:34Let's go.
18:35Let's go.
18:35Let's go, I think.
18:36No, sir.
18:37We have to go to the washroom.
18:38Let's go.
18:39Let's go.
18:40Let's go.
18:41Go.
18:43What happened?
18:44What happened?
18:45He made me lie down.
18:49Get down.
18:50He made you lie down.
18:51Get down.
18:52We'll break your bones.
18:54Let's go.
18:54Promise me.
18:55If you don't pay me today, I'll kill you.
18:57I said..
18:58Come on, let's go.
18:59Let's go.
19:00Let's go.
19:00I said, let's go.
19:01Let it be.
19:02Get lost.
19:02Get lost.
19:04I'll teach you a lesson.
19:05Hey, Mistry.
19:06You've been waiting for me for half an hour.
19:08I'm coming.
19:09Go.
19:10I'm coming.
19:13You're such a fool.
19:15You should earn your living.
19:16Who goes to the washroom so often?
19:18Exactly.
19:18You make me do all the work.
19:21Okay.
19:22So, where is your house?
19:23No, this..
19:26Okay.
19:26Ma'am.
19:27Yes.
19:28If you don't drink, you'll have a problem.
19:30I've already gone to the washroom.
19:36Nazmeen, you have a small break.
19:38Don't go anywhere.
19:39I'll see you after the break.
19:40I love Allah Dilta Saltwala.
19:43I love Shariya.
19:44Your Jugaad is amazing.
19:46It's like a rotten doughnut in Azeem Vicky's mouth.
19:51What?
19:59Welcome back, viewers.
20:00We have Donald Bump with us in the break.
20:04What?
20:04Donald Bump?
20:06Yes, Bump.
20:07Bump?
20:07Bump.
20:08Bump?
20:09Yes, Bump.
20:10Why? Is there a bump in him?
20:12I don't know. Let's talk to him.
20:13Assalamualaikum.
20:14Hello, Mr. Arun.
20:16Yes, hello.
20:17Pleasure to be on Shariya.
20:20How are you?
20:21I'm good.
20:22Come here.
20:23I'm good.
20:26Have a seat.
20:29This is his habit.
20:31Actually, when you shake hands with someone,
20:34it tells a lot about you.
20:36Absolutely.
20:37Okay?
20:37There are many people who shake hands like this.
20:42So, you're not dominating.
20:45You shake hands like this and you're dominating.
20:47Then, some people shake hands and pull you towards them.
20:51Yes, that's right.
20:52To dominate.
20:54So, he's one of them.
20:55Justin Trudeau was a good match for him.
20:57He used to pull her a lot.
20:59He didn't pull her from his place.
21:00Okay, congratulations.
21:02That you have won.
21:04And the things that you've signed,
21:06the orders that you've signed,
21:08one or two of them are very good.
21:09Absolutely.
21:10The changes that you've made in schools for children
21:14so that they're taught the right things
21:16regarding genders.
21:17You've done a good job.
21:18Yes.
21:19And the other thing is that you were so angry on TikTok
21:22that they were banning it.
21:23Thank you so much.
21:24You didn't let it get banned.
21:26It got banned and then it was unbanned.
21:28I think it was just a political move.
21:30Okay, it was banned for almost 12 hours.
21:32Actually, they're in a lot of danger from China right now.
21:35Yes.
21:36China is everywhere right now.
21:39And what you think can't happen.
21:42China will do it for you.
21:44That's right.
21:44When they built the biggest dam in the world,
21:46the spin of the world was affected.
21:49I mean, it's very minor, but it affected a bit.
21:52Now they've announced a bigger dam than that.
21:54Yes, they've announced a bigger dam than that.
21:57And it's such a dam that no one can even think of building it.
21:59And they're even starting it.
22:00The spin came from the previous dam.
22:03Mark my words, the swing will come from this dam.
22:05Okay, one thing is said about you
22:07that you have a lot of arrogance.
22:09Is that true?
22:10Yes.
22:11He looks very arrogant.
22:15Tell me, why are you so calm?
22:19Because during my election campaign,
22:22I was in the sun for a long time.
22:25He was in the sun for a long time.
22:27Okay, he keeps his face like this on purpose.
22:29Why?
22:30Okay, there are two reasons for that.
22:31To look funny?
22:32No, not to look funny.
22:34I mean business.
22:36And he's not just business, he's a very close friend of his.
22:41People who know him, meet him,
22:42his close friends write in books that he's a very funny man.
22:45Okay.
22:46He talks very funny.
22:47That means you can hire him in Musharia.
22:50He has a lot of talent for Musharia.
22:52When he was fired, he showed a lot of courage.
22:54The bullet went through his ear.
22:56And he did this.
22:57And the bullet went through his ear.
22:59Yes.
23:00Did it go through his ear?
23:01No, sir, it didn't go through his ear.
23:03Yes, it didn't go through his ear.
23:03Otherwise, he would have been a deaf Trump.
23:05So, Mr. Saleem saw it and gave it to him.
23:07You saw it and gave it to him?
23:09No, no, it wasn't me.
23:10It was someone else.
23:10I took it and gave it to him.
23:14Okay, it's being seen that you and Elon Musk...
23:17Trump says that he likes Aladdin very much.
23:22I love Aladdin with salt.
23:25Yes.
23:25I love Sharia.
23:26Yes.
23:27Your Jugga, it's amazing.
23:29Azeem Vicky's mouth is like a rotten donut.
23:34Ready?
23:36Got you.
23:39What an item.
23:40Amanat can become famous.
23:43Work on one advice.
23:45What?
23:45Stop singing.
23:48Then how will he become famous if he stops singing?
23:50People will give examples of how honest a singer he is.
23:53He stopped singing.
23:56People sing and they hear the voice.
23:57Once more, once more.
23:58Amanat sings and they hear the voice.
24:00No more, no more.
24:02Shut up, shut up.
24:03It's Trump, it's Trump.
24:04Trump is singing and I'm eating leaves.
24:07Why have you tightened the immigration policies?
24:10Because I want America to be safe.
24:13America for Americans.
24:15Have you forgotten that your mother was also an immigrant?
24:18You're half Scottish.
24:19Yes.
24:20Your three wives were not American nationals.
24:23They were also immigrants, your three wives.
24:26You must have heard that what is said is said.
24:30Mr. Trump, I heard that there was a lot of fire there.
24:32There was a lot of fire.
24:34Now your father has won.
24:37He didn't even tell us that..
24:38Why would he tell you?
24:39The party is on fire.
24:42I must say, America is great.
24:45Washington is the capital.
24:47But, it's a lot.
24:48Wow.
24:52He started praising us.
24:54What was the last thing you said to Joe Biden?
24:56What was the last thing you said to Joe Biden?
24:58I shook hands with Joe Biden.
25:00He walked two steps back.
25:01I said, did you check Baba's powers?
25:05Your friends say that while playing golf..
25:07Yes.
25:08..if you make a mistake, you say that it's a rule.
25:11Because golf course is mine.
25:12Trump says that I've heard a lot about Baba Bulleh Shah.
25:15Trump says that Shah Noor's house is on fire.
25:18Trump says that I want to go to Singapore in a chinchy.
25:22Trump says that there's no Baba's house here.
25:24It's not worth it.
25:26Trump says that I want to take Charlie with me.
25:30Trump says that Mr. Tafel said something wrong about Mr. Mehdi.
25:35Trump says that I want to eat the fruit of Thokar.
25:40Love this guy.
25:41Trump says that the boot is on fire.
25:44Charlie, you're fired.
25:46This is funny.
25:48Trump says that I've come to Pakistan to get my health checked.
25:52Trump says that I've come to Pakistan..
25:53..to get a message from the Minister of Income Support.
25:57Trump says that I'm a neuro-nerd.
26:01Trump says that I want to get a washing machine in Pakistan.
26:07Trump says that God will make you eat bitter gourd.
26:11Trump says that I want to go to Paan Alam..
26:13..and ask for two paans from Trump.
26:16Trump says that I want to eat Gokha with cream.
26:20Trump says that I want to eat chickpeas from Gokha.
26:24Trump says that I want to go on a Mac ride.
26:27Trump says that I'm Mehdi Mulk's fan.
26:31Trump says that you should wear a sari.
26:34Trump says that I'll give you a hundred and ninety.
26:38Trump says that where do you get Nantiki?
26:40Nice. That was nice.
26:44Trump says that I'll take Langella to Holland.
26:48Trump says that he'll load me in the morning.
26:51Trump! Love that.
26:54Trump says that he'll load me in the morning.
26:57Is Trump dumb?
27:00Trump says that he's dumb.
27:02Trump says that he'll feed me buttermilk.
27:05Trump says that he'll go on a rollercoaster.
27:08Mr. Rollercoaster, is Trump dumb?
27:10Yes.
27:11He'll say, I need your help.
27:13We're doing a mission to Mars.
27:15So I need Azeem Vicky and Gogappasauri with me.
27:19You want to take us to Mars?
27:20Yes.
27:21What will you do there?
27:22We'll establish communication with aliens.
27:25Do you think they'll be able to speak?
27:27What language do you think they'll be able to speak?
27:29Punjabi, Urdu.
27:33You think they'll be able to speak Punjabi?
27:34Yes.
27:38What was that?
27:40Trump's agency says that he'll feed you buttermilk.
27:43I want to volunteer for the Mars mission
27:46because I really want to go to space.
27:48You know, Arza, there's a lot of space for you.
27:51Okay.
27:51Space is open for you, but in my heart.
27:54What?
27:54Trump is a coward.
28:01Viewers, this is a small break.
28:02We'll meet again.
28:04Trump's love was...
28:05You're a juggler. You don't have love.
28:09You wrote a poem.
28:11You're wearing slippers.
28:13You married your childhood love, right?
28:15No, I was in love when I was young.
28:19Trump's childhood love
28:21was married when he was young.
28:32Welcome back, viewers.
28:33Yes, Arza.
28:34Mr. Haroon, a lot of time has passed
28:35and you haven't recited a good poem to us.
28:37There's another reason for that.
28:39What is it?
28:40Like they say, a revolution is complete.
28:42Yes.
28:42These days, my revolution is complete in poetry.
28:44So what do we do? Where do we go?
28:46We also want to listen to good poetry
28:48or the audience will say,
28:49I don't know which Faraaz Ghalib
28:51and who is this poet?
28:52Yes, that's a big problem.
28:55There are two types of poetry.
28:58One is simple...
28:59One is a little spicy.
29:02One is a little spicy.
29:03There are two types of poetry.
29:04One is simple and the other is a cover-up.
29:05What are you doing these days?
29:06I don't know who the cover-up poet is.
29:09Who is he?
29:09He's a cover-up poet, sir.
29:11I don't know him.
29:12Let's go to the court.
29:14Okay, that's what happens.
29:15Yes.
29:16It happens to me too.
29:18When you get up after reading a poem,
29:19they give you a cover-up.
29:21I have only got a cover-up once in my life.
29:24At my wedding.
29:25What did she go for?
29:26Throw it out.
29:28Haroon sir, it was a salute.
29:30Okay, a salute.
29:31When I get married,
29:33girls often vomit in the car.
29:36Do you know?
29:37My friend's marriage was saved
29:39because of poetry.
29:42How?
29:43And that was the day when I realized
29:45that I should cover-up
29:48whatever is good or bad.
29:50Okay.
29:51It so happened that I have a very close friend
29:53and people generally know him.
29:56Mr. Qasim Mehdi.
29:57Yes, what's the matter?
29:59His marriage was saved by breaking.
30:01What?
30:01What did you say?
30:04He hadn't got married yet.
30:05So, he stopped going to his in-laws.
30:08He couldn't go.
30:09He didn't go for a long time.
30:10So, my would-be sister-in-law
30:12wrote a breakup message.
30:13Yes.
30:14And at the end, she wrote a poem by Sagar Siddiqui.
30:17Now that we have met,
30:18I don't know where my feelings are.
30:20Now I feel like loving you.
30:23Oh, wow.
30:24I was sleeping at 8 in the morning
30:26when I got a call from him.
30:28He said,
30:29Oh, my friend, it's a breakup.
30:33He felt like loving you.
30:34I said, what happened?
30:36I don't know what happened.
30:38I woke up in the morning.
30:39He said, answer me.
30:40I said, what?
30:41He read out the message
30:42and then read out the poem.
30:43He said, answer me.
30:45I said, ask for forgiveness.
30:46He said, no, no.
30:47Give me the right answer.
30:48I said, my eyes are closing.
30:50What answer should I give?
30:52So, God
30:54made it work in my mind.
30:56So, I got the answer.
30:59So, I apologize to Sagar Siddiqui.
31:01His poem is
31:03Now that we have met,
31:04I don't know where my feelings are.
31:06Now I feel like loving you.
31:09So, I wrote the answer and sent it to him.
31:10He forwarded it to his sister-in-law.
31:12So, he did another stupid thing.
31:14He said, we are friends now.
31:16But he wrote, forwarded.
31:19He didn't copy.
31:22He didn't copy.
31:23He didn't copy.
31:24And after watching tonight's show,
31:26it will be confirmed.
31:27He said,
31:29you should have told me about the copy.
31:32He also wanted to message someone.
31:34I made it and sent it.
31:35He wrote it and forwarded it.
31:38So, it was
31:40Now that we have met,
31:41I don't know where my feelings are.
31:42Now I feel like loving you.
31:43So, I wrote the answer.
31:45My feelings have
31:47tormented me.
31:49Yes.
31:50I want to die in your arms.
31:53Yes.
31:54I want to die in your arms.
31:58Now I feel like loving you.
32:00Wow.
32:02Wow.
32:03Very good.
32:03He only wrote forwarded.
32:05He didn't write forwarded many times.
32:08Okay, that's fine.
32:11Who did you forward?
32:13My childhood love.
32:14You are a juggler.
32:16You don't have love.
32:18He wrote a poem.
32:19He made a shoe out of cow dung.
32:22You married your childhood love, right?
32:24No, it was my childhood love.
32:26When I was young, I saw it.
32:28His childhood love
32:30got married in front of him when he was young.
32:34He was bringing chairs
32:36in front of him.
32:37He said, my love, are you married?
32:41I remembered that when we were young
32:44and youngsters can't relate to this.
32:47In Indian films,
32:49the heroine is getting married to someone else.
32:52Yes.
32:52The hero is singing songs in front of her.
32:56He is telling her that he is very sad
32:58that she is getting married to him.
32:59And the hero is very happy.
33:00And the heroine is also crying.
33:02The heroine is also crying.
33:03And the hero is a fool.
33:04The heroine thinks that
33:06the bride is getting separated from the groom.
33:08What is the problem?
33:09In Indian films,
33:11the groom sits far away from the bride.
33:13And the bride is sitting on the piano.
33:17And the groom is sitting on the piano.
33:19And the bride is listening to the song.
33:22And the hero is sitting behind her.
33:24I have a problem.
33:26When there is a gathering
33:28and someone is whispering in the ear,
33:30that is very bad.
33:31First of all, I am very happy to hear
33:34that you have a problem with something.
33:36Wow!
33:38Wow!
33:40I find it very odd
33:42that parents are already worried
33:44about the wedding.
33:45Absolutely.
33:45Their daughter is going to another house.
33:48And they are already down.
33:49It is an emotional environment.
33:50And they play the same songs.
33:52Yes.
33:53And they play such sad songs
33:54that they start crying.
33:55Sir, there is a mood.
33:56Like when I was getting married.
33:58Yes.
33:59I was very happy at that time.
34:01Okay?
34:02So everyone is telling me to cry.
34:04And they play that song at the wedding.
34:05My heart is full of pain.
34:07There was literally an item number.
34:10Okay.
34:11All the women in the house
34:12should cry a little.
34:13What will people say?
34:14She was very happy.
34:15Cry a little.
34:16I couldn't cry.
34:17I was so emotional.
34:18I told the DJ to play a wedding song.
34:22He played the song.
34:23And I really started crying.
34:25And which song?
34:25I was so emotional.
34:26She wasn't crying.
34:27She wasn't crying.
34:28Then?
34:29Her friends tell her to cry.
34:30She says, I won't cry.
34:31Let the one who took me cry.
34:33Okay.
34:38When Gokha got married,
34:40she started singing.
34:41Which one?
34:42Babul, my dolls are at your house.
34:46Yes.
34:46Gokha says, you go. I will bring them.
34:50Gokha's mother-in-law says this
34:51on the first week of her marriage.
34:53What?
34:53My daughter will live long.
34:54Don't try to fool me.
34:57Okay.
34:57What else did she say?
35:00Vicky, do you see the lines on your jacket?
35:03It's from the government.
35:04Why?
35:05The police use it to stop cars.
35:07Look at Mr. Saleem's collar.
35:09Yes.
35:10It's like a beaver collar.
35:12Beaver collar.
35:13Mr. Haroon, when the bride is about to get married
35:16and the bride is crying..
35:17You all don't think I am a singer.
35:19No.
35:20I don't know about weddings.
35:21Why isn't the groom making her quiet?
35:23Why is he standing like a stone?
35:25That's right.
35:26She was crying because she wanted a bride.
35:28She left the wedding procession
35:28and went to buy cheese.
35:31I have seen a lot of movies.
35:32I have seen a lot of videos.
35:33The bride is crying and he is standing like a stone.
35:36He thinks that he is from a rich family.
35:38He doesn't want to make her cry.
35:40Did you take the bride on a horse or in a car?
35:43In a pick-up.
35:45I took her in a car and then I made her ride a horse.
35:49You made her ride a horse.
35:50Yes.
35:52When I went to the wedding procession
35:54all my cousins and friends were on horses.
35:59Mr. Agha's wedding was on a horse.
36:01There was a condition.
36:02Yes.
36:02You were half way and I was half way.
36:05Do you know what song Mr. Agha's sisters sang?
36:08Yes.
36:08Veer, my horse is a stick.
36:11Not a stick.
36:13It was something else.
36:15In fact, she was singing in the middle.
36:16My horse is a stick.
36:17How long will you ride the horse?
36:19What is this?
36:20Let the girls ride the horse.
36:21See, grandma told you.
36:24I was telling you that all my friends and cousins were on horses.
36:27Yes.
36:28When the horses reached there
36:29they had to ride a waterfall
36:32in which the flowers were to fall.
36:36When the waterfall started..
36:38The sticks fell on them.
36:40When the waterfall started, one of my cousins was missing.
36:43Yes.
36:44I don't know, he was on a horse.
36:45He is missing.
36:46So, I called him.
36:47He went to the wedding procession in Gulberg.
36:49I called him and asked him where he was.
36:51He said, I don't know what he was doing.
36:53He brought me to Liberty.
36:54No.
36:57But, sir, when you saw the bride for the first time
37:00and you felt like you were getting married to her
37:01did you feel like crying?
37:02No, I felt like loving her.
37:04I felt like I was with her in her house.
37:07Mr. Dhani, your wedding procession was on a horse.
37:09They took a car.
37:10No, this procession was on a moustache.
37:13When he went there, he sat on the stage
37:15and started talking.
37:17He said, he gives a girl to a dacoit.
37:20Mr. Dhani, there were small kids at his wedding.
37:22Yes.
37:23They greeted him.
37:24He took his stuff to the shop and left.
37:26A person investigates in the right way.
37:31Okay, let me tell you another incident.
37:33Yes.
37:34My cousins did this to my uncle.
37:36Because he was older and my uncle was younger.
37:39It happens, right?
37:40Yes, it happens.
37:41Yes.
37:42So, in that era, this is an old story.
37:44This is from the 70s and 80s.
37:46At that time, there were no cell phones.
37:48There was no pin location.
37:49So, when the wedding procession went to the city
37:52there were many streets of Mazang.
37:54So, my cousins did this.
37:56They were dressed as groomsmen.
37:57And they said, until you don't give us cold drinks
38:00we won't vacate the stage.
38:02Oh!
38:02So, they said, I am dressed as groomsmen.
38:04How can I do that?
38:05So, they were forced to go to the shop
38:08and ask for cold drinks.
38:10They took them around 5-7 streets
38:13and took them to a store far away.
38:15They told them to open the bottles and ran away.
38:17Now, they are dressed as groomsmen
38:19and they are asking in the streets
38:20that there is a wedding procession here.
38:25What a poetic start!
38:27And you have come to stop Mr. Agha's wedding.
38:29So, let me tell you that Mr. Agha..
38:30Akshay, this is the last time
38:32that Mr. Dhanush will get married.
38:34He is a poet.
38:35I am doing it on you.
38:36No, you are doing it a hundred times.
38:38There is a custom that the groom is given a garland.
38:41They tied Mr. Agha's garland on his waist.
38:43Why?
38:44He didn't have a neck.
38:47Mr. Agha's hands are so small and his face is so big.
38:49Whenever he comes out of the washroom
38:50he says that his arms are so tired.
38:53Okay, tell him to show his hands.
38:56Now that the wedding jokes have been completed
38:58let's listen to something.
38:59Mr. Arun, please say something.
39:01This is a new poem of Tukbandi.
39:04It's a new year, talk about new seasons.
39:07Wow!
39:08It's a new year, talk about new seasons.
39:11Wow!
39:12Whenever you meet, talk about distances.
39:14Wow!
39:16Amazing!
39:17They were told that this victory is of a storm.
39:20Wow!
39:21They were told that this victory is of a storm.
39:26But talk about the courage of the lights.
39:28Wow!
39:30Namabar, his eyes are the mirror of the heart.
39:33He has brought a letter and he is saying
39:36that his beloved's eyes tell the story of his heart.
39:41Namabar, his eyes are the mirror of the heart.
39:44Burn this letter, just talk about those newspapers.
39:47Wow!
39:49Very good.
39:50I will tell you who is in danger of whom.
39:54This is the last poem.
39:55I will tell you who is in danger of whom.
39:59Sit down and talk to me about friends.
40:02Wow!
40:03Very good.
40:08It's time for a short break.
40:10Don't go anywhere, we will meet after the break.
40:11A woman came to his shop and he was giving her a sari.
40:15He was doing this.
40:17He fulfilled his wish.
40:21He gave her a sari.
40:22When he went home, he saw a three year old girl's frock.
40:26He was doing this.
40:27Mr. Agha's idea is small.
40:29If he wants to get a gooseberry, he will do a re-engine.
40:33What is the problem?
40:34Mr. Agha, why don't you keep gooseberries with you?
40:36No.
40:46Welcome back, viewers.
40:47Yes, Irza Khan.
40:48Mr. Haroon, the amount of enthusiasm,
40:51the amount of excitement, the amount of passion,
40:54the amount of enthusiasm,
40:56the amount of..
40:59The amount of everything is in the audience.
41:01Oh, wow!
41:01I think you didn't read the dictionary yesterday.
41:02Oh, wow!
41:04Let's go straight to the audience.
41:05Let's talk to the audience.
41:07Who has a mic?
41:08Greetings.
41:09Greetings.
41:10My name is Isha Faiz.
41:11Yes.
41:12Today, I would like to recite a poetry.
41:13I have written it myself.
41:14You have written it yourself?
41:15Oh, wow!
41:16What do you do?
41:17I am a student.
41:18And what is your standard?
41:19I am an icon.
41:21Please recite it.
41:21I have removed some stones in the path.
41:24I have removed some stones in the path.
41:27I have expressed my emotions to reach a destination.
41:30Oh, wow!
41:31I will find my destination wherever you are.
41:33I know what I have witnessed.
41:35Oh, wow!
41:36Oh, wow!
41:37Oh, wow!
41:38Oh, wow!
41:38Oh, wow!
41:39Oh, wow!
41:40Very good.
41:41Look, it is very good in reference to the initial words.
41:44Thank you, sir.
41:44Do you read any poetry?
41:46No, I just..
41:47Please recite it.
41:48Especially, your style..
41:50Yes.
41:50Please recite it to Mr. Ahmed Faraz.
41:52Thank you, sir.
41:53Yes, welcome.
41:54Next.
41:54Greetings.
41:55My name is Isha.
41:56Greetings.
41:57And I will also recite a poem which I have written myself.
41:59You have written it yourself?
42:00You are also an icon?
42:01Yes, I am an icon.
42:02You haven't read any poetry?
42:03I read it.
42:04Okay, you read it.
42:05I will read it.
42:05Yes, please recite it.
42:06I have written some beautiful signs.
42:09I have written the expression of love.
42:11Wow!
42:12I have written the words of expression
42:14that I have met you for the longest time.
42:16Oh, wow!
42:17Oh, wow!
42:17Oh, wow!
42:18Oh, wow!
42:19Wow!
42:19Wow!
42:20Very good.
42:20Okay.
42:21Expression is also very good.
42:22Okay, wow!
42:23Yes.
42:24You know, I am very happy that these are girls
42:26and they are reciting poetry.
42:27Because if we look at our history,
42:30we find very few women poets.
42:33Yes, yes.
42:34You are right.
42:35And you know, it was unfortunate
42:39that especially in our subcontinent,
42:42it was outside as well,
42:43but soon this problem was solved
42:46that many women kept writing in the name of men.
42:49Yes.
42:49So that people accept it.
42:51Yes.
42:51Because people say that women can't write.
42:54Parveen Shakir Sahiba
42:56or such writers,
42:57Babsi Sidhwa has just passed away.
42:59So such writers were born in this land.
43:02So women should come forward
43:03and the problem is that
43:05even the characters of women
43:07keep writing in the name of men.
43:09Absolutely.
43:10You can't understand a woman's feelings.
43:12We are married, we can't understand.
43:14Yes, yes.
43:15If this happens, then..
43:16Look at him, he is at work.
43:19Salma Agha also writes in the name of Agha Majid.
43:22Okay.
43:24So this is a very good and happy thing
43:26that women are writing now
43:28and they are writing in their own name.
43:29Now, Mr. Arun, there is an expression of a woman
43:32that a man can never understand.
43:34Absolutely not.
43:34Like if a man asks her, what has happened to you?
43:36And the woman will answer, nothing.
43:38Now that nothing, a man can't understand.
43:40It means something has happened.
43:42Yes.
43:42Something very big has happened.
43:43Yes.
43:44Something has happened.
43:44If there is any problem, come and give me some money.
43:48Okay, if the wife says..
43:50Yes.
43:50..that you can do whatever you want.
43:52Do it.
43:52His wife..
43:53You don't have to do whatever you want.
43:55I mean, you don't have to do it.
43:57His wife says, you can do whatever you want to my wife.
44:00Okay, she is right.
44:01Oh, she is right.
44:03If she is saying, go and meet your friends..
44:06..then you don't have to go and meet your friends.
44:08..then you don't have to go and meet your friends.
44:09That's it.
44:09Inspired by my sister, Goga's father has also written a poem.
44:13What is it?
44:14Since the time Goga has been born..
44:16Yes.
44:16..since that day, I have written a divorce.
44:20That's great.
44:21The day before yesterday, we were sitting at the shop
44:22and a singer came and said..
44:23..he doesn't know how to play the gazelle.
44:24He gives it in the police station.
44:26Yes.
44:26He says, he gives six gazels.
44:27When he goes home, he gets three gazels.
44:32Does he give clothes with his hands?
44:35He gives it to everyone.
44:36When a woman came to his shop, he was giving her a sari.
44:40He was doing like this.
44:42He fulfilled his wish with this.
44:46He gave her a sari.
44:47Yes.
44:47When he went home, he saw that she was a three year old girl.
44:51He was doing like this.
44:52Mr. Agha's idea is small.
44:54If he wants to give one gazel, he can do 60 re-engines.
44:58What is the problem?
44:59Mr. Agha, why don't you keep a gazel with you?
45:01Pass.
45:04Okay, next.
45:05Greetings. My name is Adil.
45:06Yes.
45:07Say it clearly.
45:07Is it Shahriya Jai or Gangaram Aiyar?
45:10Yes, Mr. Adil.
45:11I would like to tell you a couplet.
45:13It's Mr. Ghalib's couplet.
45:15He used to clean the mirror all his life.
45:17The dust was on his face.
45:18Oh, God!
45:20Do you know, in India, a minister wrote this couplet?
45:24Yes.
45:25It's Ghalib's couplet.
45:26Okay.
45:26So, there were many memes against him in India.
45:29Oh.
45:29Actually, Mr. Ghalib has never written a couplet like this.
45:33Absolutely.
45:33I will say it again.
45:36The couplets on Instagram, TikTok and YouTube
45:41are not Ghalib's couplets.
45:43This is the first thing.
45:44I have said this many times.
45:45The second thing.
45:46I feel bad about Ghalib.
45:50I don't want to mention his name.
45:52The reason is that
45:54I want to tell you that
45:56the world's greatest writer,
45:59the greatest singer,
46:01the greatest poet,
46:03the greatest player
46:05if you look at his hits
46:09and his flops,
46:10you will know that
46:11even if he was successful in making 0.1%,
46:14meaning if he made 100, 200 or 300 songs,
46:18and only one hit,
46:19then he was a hit.
46:20Wow.
46:21The greatest hit singer.
46:22In his four or five songs,
46:25maximum seven songs were a hit.
46:28The rest were not a hit.
46:29So he was successful.
46:30Ghalib is such a man.
46:32If you look at any poet in the world,
46:35there are so many flops.
46:37There are so many flops.
46:38Ghalib has been such a poet.
46:41He has written only one book.
46:42Kitab Shah.
46:43And every couplet became a hit.
46:45There is no one more hit than him.
46:47Wow.
46:48Wow.
46:52Yes, dear.
46:53Greetings.
46:55Greetings.
46:56I understood.
46:57I will dedicate a couplet to Irta Nanu.
47:02What is your name, dear?
47:03Adil Mohen.
47:04It is a very nice name.
47:06Do you know any poem?
47:07A poem or a song?
47:08Sing it.
47:09Jai Jil Jai Abdahil
47:11Tu Facha Pela Votar
47:14Tu Facha Pela Votar
47:17Jai Phandaon Amritsar
47:20And Jil Jai Kablin Taftar
47:23Wow.
47:24Wow.
47:25Wow.
47:26Very good.
47:28Viewers, this was today's show.
47:30We will meet you in the next show.
47:31Take good care of yourself.
47:32Goodbye.