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00:00The 5th Entertainment Awards!
00:07This year, we have invited the finalists of the M-1 Grand Prix in 2024.
00:12Thank you for coming.
00:14Finalists.
00:15Finalists.
00:16Finalists.
00:17Finalists.
00:20That's right.
00:21There's no 1st place?
00:22No.
00:23Stop it.
00:24It's like Batman and the Batteries.
00:27No, that's not what I meant.
00:29I want to hug Mamataru the most.
00:32Thank you very much.
00:35I love the M-1 Grand Prix.
00:38I love the M-1 Grand Prix.
00:40I've already won twice.
00:41Twice?
00:42That's right.
00:43Twice?
00:44That's right.
00:45I've won twice in a row.
00:47Two years in a row.
00:48Two years in a row.
00:50That's right.
00:51Two years in a row.
00:53Tonight, the finalists will compete for 5th place in the M-1 Grand Prix.
00:59What's that supposed to mean?
01:01After the M-1 Grand Prix, when you said,
01:03everyone was so excited.
01:06The closer I got to the real thing,
01:08the more nervous I got.
01:11I was about to throw away the M-1 Grand Prix.
01:14And...
01:15How was the evaluation?
01:17The score was about the same as the judges.
01:20I'm going to ask.
01:21What did you make me say?
01:26Former M-1 Champion Daigo,
01:28what does he think of the current M-1 Grand Prix?
01:32I don't know what the judges think.
01:34I don't go to that level.
01:37Of course.
01:38I'm just telling the world what the judges think.
01:41Is that how you see it?
01:42What should I do?
01:43Do you want me to get you a drink or something?
01:45Please.
01:46Let's start from here.
01:47Here it is.
01:49That's a lot of money.
01:50110,000 yen.
01:51What?
01:52110,000 yen?
01:53116,000 yen.
01:54665,000 yen.
01:55This is me.
01:56What is it?
01:57This is the receipt of the hotel
01:59where I was going to stay the day before the M-1 Grand Prix.
02:04There must be a lot of people who say,
02:06it's because of Kawakita.
02:07There are a lot of people.
02:08There must be.
02:09He's been a M-1 Grand Prix finalist for four years.
02:12Last year, he was ranked third,
02:14which is the highest he's ever been.
02:17However, the day before the M-1 Grand Prix,
02:20Gaku decided to stay at a luxury hotel
02:22because of Kawakita.
02:26In the first place,
02:28I met Shinkuu Jessica when I was in college.
02:32We were a duo.
02:34Since then, Kawakita has been doing weird things.
02:38Like this.
02:39He doesn't want to do what he's told to do.
02:41He wants to do the opposite.
02:43When he was dating his girlfriend,
02:45everyone goes to see the illumination at Christmas.
02:48He probably didn't like that.
02:50So he went to see the Yosemite Tower,
02:52which is like the main building of Yobiko.
02:56What did he see?
02:57He saw the students studying hard at Christmas.
03:02He showed them that.
03:03He went to see the saddest light.
03:06Of course, that's what happened after he became an entertainer.
03:09I've never seen him do anything serious.
03:11At last, he was able to eat.
03:14And he was able to go to the school festival.
03:17There was also a school festival for girls.
03:19Yes, there was.
03:20I didn't know that.
03:21But at that time,
03:23he was told a lot of dirty jokes.
03:26It was a school festival only for students.
03:28So, Kawakita told him a lot of dirty jokes.
03:32He got carried away and told him a lot of dirty jokes.
03:35After that, he went back to the dressing room.
03:38Kawakita said,
03:39I'm sorry, but the principal left during the show.
03:43He must have been angry.
03:44But Kawakita said,
03:45It's okay.
03:47When he came back,
03:49he got a lot of complaints from the principal.
03:53When I checked the time Kawakita sent the complaints,
03:55it was already sent during the show.
03:58That's fast.
03:59While he was doing it.
04:02What I don't like about Kawakita is that
04:04he doesn't follow the rules of the show.
04:07Even if it's a normal show,
04:09Kawakita does it right before the show starts.
04:12He does it once.
04:13But Kawakita is more nervous than usual.
04:16I've said this before.
04:18At M-1, a show like The Manzai,
04:21when everyone was doing dirty jokes,
04:23Nobu said,
04:24Let's do it.
04:25And I said,
04:26No problem.
04:27But I was the one who said dirty jokes.
04:30It wasn't as hard as that time.
04:33But I knew I couldn't do anything about it.
04:36At M-1, I didn't want to say dirty jokes anymore.
04:39So, I was going to meet him on the day.
04:41But the closer I got to the show,
04:44I got more nervous.
04:46Of course.
04:47So, I wanted to make him relax.
04:51So, the day before M-1,
04:53I booked 6 hotels.
04:55I invited only my close friends.
04:58And I stayed at this hotel.
05:01I see.
05:02Kawakita didn't say dirty jokes.
05:04But you were ready.
05:05But you were still nervous.
05:08So, you invited your close friends.
05:12And you stayed at this hotel on the day before M-1.
05:14This hotel is because of Kawakita.
05:16I see.
05:17So, you were relaxed.
05:20I don't know why,
05:22but you were about to throw away your receipt.
05:25I can still use it.
05:28You were so polite.
05:31I can still use it.
05:32I don't know why.
05:33It's a good hotel, isn't it?
05:35It's a pretty good hotel.
05:36It's a good hotel, right?
05:38It's about 40,000 yen per person.
05:40It's a pretty good hotel.
05:42I wanted to make a profit.
05:44So, I invited my friends to a good hotel.
05:46And we made a profit.
05:48And we stayed at a good hotel.
05:50It looks like you had a lot of fun.
05:52Were you nervous the day before?
05:53Of course, I was.
05:54You were?
05:55I was.
05:56I was able to relax because I was able to do this.
05:58Actually, this time,
06:00I asked Uno, who stayed at the same hotel as me,
06:02and Omaccha, who stayed at the same hotel as me,
06:04what Gaku was like at the hotel the day before M-1.
06:08First of all, Uno,
06:09when you arrived at the hotel,
06:11you didn't look nervous at all.
06:13In fact, you were excited.
06:16I was nervous because I was staying at the same hotel as me.
06:18I was nervous because I was staying at the same hotel as me.
06:20Next, Omaccha.
06:22Gaku was particularly excited.
06:24He went to the vending machine corner of the hotel to take an adventure.
06:27He pressed all the buttons on the remote control of the vending machine for no reason.
06:30Anyway, he seemed to have a lot of fun.
06:32He was playing with the remote control of the vending machine.
06:34He was very excited.
06:36It costs 120,000 yen to relax
06:38because Kawakita is so annoying.
06:40I see.
06:41It's all because of Kawakita.
06:43So, Daiji, please do something.
06:44Yes.
06:45I don't know why,
06:46but what's wrong is that
06:47your beloved junior
06:49has a weak tolerance.
06:52That's a bad thing.
06:54I can't do anything about it.
06:56I haven't been educated for a long time.
06:59I'm not good at it.
07:01What's that?
07:03It's a thin one.
07:05What did you say?
07:08I was nervous because I was staying at the same hotel as me.
07:10I was nervous because I was staying at the same hotel as me.
07:12But when I arrived at the hotel,
07:14I didn't feel nervous.
07:15I was rather excited.
07:17What's this?
07:19I see.
07:21This is the reason why comedians are not good at TV programs.
07:25I'm the worst.
07:27I don't know how to educate these two.
07:29I'll give it back to you.
07:31That's right.
07:33I'll teach you not to lie.
07:37This is Kawakita's.
07:39This one?
07:40Of course not.
07:4220,000 yen?
07:4320,000 yen.
07:44It's a good T-shirt.
07:45It's a good T-shirt.
07:46How many T-shirts do you have?
07:48Mr. Hair Lens Day has another job,
07:51so I'll say goodbye here.
07:52I didn't say that.
07:54I didn't say that.
07:55Please talk to me properly.
07:58This is it.
07:59What's this? 20,000 yen?
08:00Yes.
08:02I've been wearing this T-shirt all the time.
08:06Kawakita can't understand his partner.
08:10Kawakita can't understand his partner.
08:13However, this is the tragedy of Daigo
08:16that he saw in M-1 22 years ago.
08:20What was that?
08:22This is a picture of Otsuru Himan's graduation album when he was a kid.
08:26Is it me?
08:28It's a picture of Himan's childhood.
08:31I've been wearing this T-shirt all the time
08:34because I want to spread the name of Otsuru Himan.
08:36You've been wearing it all the time.
08:38It's on sale on Otsuru Himan's website.
08:41I bought it there all the time.
08:43It was the number one T-shirt sales site.
08:49You made it popular.
08:51Recently, a Chinese man who only saw the number of the T-shirt
08:55sold a copy of this T-shirt.
08:59He even sold a copy of the T-shirt.
09:02He is a very popular character.
09:04I want to make a joke with this T-shirt.
09:09You want to make a joke?
09:10I like to say thank you secretly when I'm talking normally.
09:17You shouldn't do that.
09:20If you're an adult.
09:23This is a picture of NUNOKAWA from TOGGLOUND.
09:26He is playing a game called Stealth Chippo.
09:28At the end of the sales meeting,
09:31NUNOKAWA said,
09:32I'm Chippo.
09:34I'm Chippo.
09:36But he didn't make a bad face.
09:41He didn't say anything bad.
09:44I'm sure you can hear me.
09:47That means you can make a joke.
09:50If you can hear me, you can make a joke.
09:52That's right.
09:53I've always wanted to do that.
09:57I've been wearing this T-shirt all the time,
09:59but I don't wear it every time.
10:01I'm not wearing it anymore.
10:03Even if you don't know me,
10:05you can say,
10:06By the way, he was wearing a strange T-shirt.
10:09Finally, the T-shirt became popular.
10:13You don't have to wear it anymore.
10:15I have more than 20 T-shirts.
10:18I bought it at a receipt.
10:23I'm Chippo to the end of the sales meeting.
10:28What about the crime?
10:33DAIGO, you're definitely doing that.
10:36I'm not doing it.
10:38Are you doing it?
10:40There's a legendary comment in M-1.
10:45It's called Chidori's 20 seconds.
10:48I wonder if this will be the last TV show.
10:52If I have a little more time,
10:54can I do one more?
10:56And the person next to me, Kim.
11:00He said,
11:02He didn't say anything bad.
11:04And Mr. Imada in the studio didn't say anything bad.
11:07This is messed up.
11:10That's messed up.
11:14It's different.
11:17It doesn't make sense to put it in.
11:18If you're in, do what you want.
11:22After that, we only regret it.
11:26After that, I'm going back to Osaka by Shinkansen.
11:29I'm going to die around Nagoya.
11:33I put 20 seconds in the national broadcast.
11:37I was really impressed.
11:40I wonder if this will be the last TV show.
11:46In a sense, I told Nobu not to be strong.
11:50I wanted him to say something.
11:53I'm weak, but I'm weak.
11:55I'm 23 years old.
11:58That's all I can do.
12:02Nobu is next to me.
12:04As a teacher,
12:10I thought this was my life.
12:14But that's the ideal.
12:16I admire that Chidori.
12:18That's right.
12:19Please forgive me.
12:21Mr. Saiko, please forgive me.
12:23I'm under a strange influence.
12:25I'm going back to Osaka by Shinkansen.
12:29I don't care about T-shirts.
12:31I understand why Kawakita is doing strange things.
12:38It's because of Chidori.
12:41I can laugh and talk now.
12:43I couldn't talk in the past.
12:46I was too embarrassed.
12:50This is Seijo Ishii.
12:53This is me.
12:54This is honey.
12:58We had a reunion in M-1.
13:01Is there a reason for that?
13:05Is there a reason for that reunion?
13:07Yes.
13:08Mamataro advanced to the first M-1 final in his eight-year career.
13:13But...
13:14You're dying!
13:17The big talk of Hiwara didn't touch the judges.
13:21It was a regrettable reunion.
13:24In fact, there is a relationship between Seijo Ishii and Reiwa Romance.
13:30Every year when I was in M-1, my voice was hoarse.
13:35I was too serious every time.
13:38I thought I would lose my voice this fall.
13:42I often listen to my friend's radio.
13:45When I was listening to Reiwa Romance's radio,
13:49I was listening to Seijo Ishii's radio.
13:52I was listening to it while walking outside.
13:55I thought, what is that?
13:58Your voice was hoarse.
14:01After M-1, when you said,
14:04everyone was shocked.
14:07It's okay.
14:08I'll fix it by spring.
14:11It's like a feeling of failure.
14:12It's important to get used to it.
14:14I was very interested in it.
14:16I went to Seijo Ishii right away.
14:18I went to a honey shop.
14:20He prepared it for me.
14:22This Manuka Honey costs 7,000 yen.
14:25It's expensive.
14:26I bought it.
14:28On the day of M-1,
14:30To be honest, it's expensive honey.
14:33I was licking it all day.
14:36My voice was still hoarse.
14:38I thought I could go up to 120.
14:41I thought I could go to the best volume.
14:45I went in.
14:46Is it an air conditioner filter?
14:49I went in.
14:50It was about 180.
14:53That's a great voice.
14:55It was really amazing.
14:56What's wrong with my throat?
14:58What did you do to my throat?
15:01There's a lot you're saying.
15:04Because you licked the honey.
15:07My voice went from 120 to 180.
15:10I'm going to say something to RAGE.
15:14You're making me listen too much.
15:16It's my first time at M-1.
15:18I'm not good at it.
15:21It's a technical thing.
15:22I was introduced to the honey that slipped.
15:25I bought it.
15:26The honey that slipped to Seijo Ishii is on sale.
15:30It's good for your throat.
15:32It's a little too much for a comedian.
15:35The first place is Shonin.
15:43I'm not interested in loud voices.
15:45I'm trying to make a loud voice.
15:47I'm going to do this.
15:49I'm going to do that.
15:52I'm going to do what I want to do.
15:54I'm going to do this.
15:56I'm more interested in that.
15:58It's time to load the voice.
16:01I think RAGE was talking about that.
16:06Daigo, did you watch last year's M-1 in real time?
16:09Yes, I did.
16:10What?
16:11How was it?
16:12How was it?
16:13How was it?
16:15It was fun.
16:16Did everyone watch it?
16:17No, I watched it alone.
16:18Alone?
16:19Yes.
16:20I rented a hotel.
16:23How was the evaluation?
16:25The score was about the same as the judges.
16:28I'm not listening.
16:29What did you make me say?
16:33No offer?
16:34Why are you talking about this?
16:36He's coming.
16:39He's coming.
16:42After this.
16:44After this, let's talk about the M-1 stage.
16:50Daigo has a four-time finalist experience.
16:53What do you think of last year's M-1?
16:57Judges are just talking to the public.
16:59That's how I see it.
17:01What are you talking about?
17:07Last year's M-1 in real time.
17:13Daigo has a four-time finalist experience.
17:16What do you think of last year's M-1 in real time?
17:19I'm worried.
17:20I'm worried because I'm in the top.
17:23I'm worried.
17:25I'm worried.
17:26I got a good score at the beginning.
17:29Tomoko is too high for the first stage.
17:33I think Tomoko is not like the other judges.
17:43I think she's not laughing.
17:46I think she's not laughing.
17:49Tomoko is high overall.
17:50I think Tomoko is doing it on purpose.
17:55Mamataru is good.
17:56Mamataru is good.
17:57He's so cool.
17:58He's so cool.
17:59I don't usually see people with 80 or so.
18:01I think I was in my 60s or 70s.
18:04I think I was in my 60s or 70s.
18:07Hanawa from Nights said Mamataru had a score of 79.
18:12Really?
18:13He said he got a score of 89 because he was in the entertainment industry.
18:15He said he got a score of 89 because he was in the entertainment industry.
18:16He got 10 points.
18:18He got 82 points.
18:20That was great.
18:22That was great.
18:24He didn't roll as much as I did.
18:29He didn't roll as much as I did.
18:30He didn't roll as much as I did.
18:33I rolled four more times because he didn't roll.
18:39I got excited to the end.
18:41That was awesome.
18:42That was awesome.
18:43I loved it.
18:45I loved it.
18:47I loved it.
18:49I thought the M-1 stage was a bit weak.
18:54Right, right.
18:55I'm not sure, but the sound came out a little.
18:58I was a little scared because of the sound.
19:00You can't hear that sound in a normal theater.
19:02Right.
19:03I think it's because of the sound effects.
19:06I see.
19:07You had a bad sound effect.
19:08I did.
19:09What about you guys?
19:11Was there a difference?
19:13I thought Tetsuo's stage was a little low.
19:17I remember you invited me to your Manzai tour.
19:20The one where you cut your hair short.
19:22So I thought it would be better if you cut it a bit more.
19:25I like Shinkujishika, but I think I cut it a bit too short.
19:31You're that kind of person, you can do impersonations too?
19:34Surprisingly, yes.
19:36But I think Tetsuo-san fought his own battle.
19:40At first, you gave Reiwaroman 90 points.
19:43So I gave Shinkujishika 90 points.
19:46I think I gave you quite a lot.
19:48But it was good, right?
19:50It was good, right?
19:51You did your favorite story.
19:52Yes, it was my first time to get 2nd place.
19:54It's strange that you got 3rd place with that story.
19:57The last one was Batteries and Reiwaroman.
20:01And it was us.
20:03Oh, the third one.
20:04It was like, the genius of the east, Reiwaroman,
20:08and the champion of the west, Batteries.
20:12It was like the birth of a fake manzai artist.
20:16It was a fake manzai artist.
20:18And at the end, the monster Angela came out.
20:21To show off the fake manzai.
20:23You guys are amazing.
20:25You pull so much.
20:28Do you usually pull that much?
20:31I usually pull more.
20:34I shortened it a lot.
20:36What kind of costume are you wearing?
20:38Can you pull more?
20:40If I pull more, I'll slip more.
20:42If you pull more, you'll slip again, right?
20:46No, I won't.
20:48Unfortunately.
20:50Then why did you pull so much?
20:51Then I'll do this.
20:53That's a good way to do it.
20:55I felt like I didn't do well.
20:58After I got the score, the judges' comments were close to my failure.
21:02It wasn't that bad.
21:04I thought it wasn't that bad.
21:06That's when I woke up.
21:08Judges' comments that get attention in M-1.
21:13Daigo answers how to deal with them.
21:17But it's not something to say.
21:19Judges shouldn't say things like this.
21:21People who listen won't go to that level.
21:26Are you listening?
21:28I'm listening.
21:29You're a liar.
21:31You're a liar.
21:32I want you to listen a little more.
21:34Judges will listen to what you say.
21:38But it's not something you can change.
21:45You have your own way of doing things.
21:50Judges are just telling the world.
21:53I see.
21:54That's how you see it.
21:56Do you want some alcohol?
21:59Please.
22:00Judges are tough.
22:02Judges shouldn't say things like this.
22:04It was fun.
22:06It was easy for everyone.
22:10But judges shouldn't say things like this.
22:13I see.
22:15What kind of deep story is this?
22:20And after this.
22:22I think it was better to leave at the end.
22:28Chidori and M-1.
22:34You're a weird guy.
22:37You should shave your head.
22:38You're younger than Amadori.
22:39You should shave your legs.
22:42If you want to watch this episode again, go to TVER.
22:46Don't forget to subscribe to TVER.
22:51Next week.
22:52You should show more of your face after a year.
22:58M-1 is still going on.
23:02What should I do?
23:06What should I do when I turn white?
23:09The finalists are asking questions to Daigo.
23:13And.
23:15I've never been able to do a good manzai.
23:20Chidori and M-1.
23:24Daigo, you didn't appear in the last episode.
23:28I think it was better to leave at the end.