ゴッドタン 2025年2月1日 第14回ネタギリッシュNIGHT
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00:00Let's compete for the right amount of erotic content, Netagirish Night!
00:06Netagirish Night!
00:10A competition where talented comedians compete for the right amount of erotic content.
00:15Last time, the president of Japan won!
00:20This time, the four teams that have been selected for this competition are...
00:26Nice to meet you!
00:28Congratulations!
00:30Your beard is so cool!
00:32It's like a jelly!
00:34It's spreading!
00:36He's the husband of Rie Miyazawa.
00:38He looks like him!
00:40He has a nice face!
00:42But it's hard to eat him!
00:49Here are the three judges.
00:52First, we have the King of Contest finalist, Soitsu Dice!
00:59He's a technician you can't teach.
01:02Who is he?
01:04Soitsu Dice!
01:14He was raised by a wolf.
01:18When he was 3 years old, he went missing in the jungle.
01:2115 years later, he was found by an investigation team and was taken care of.
01:25If this report is true, he was raised by a wolf for 15 years.
01:32Do you understand the words?
01:36He doesn't understand human language.
01:41What does he eat?
01:43Raw meat.
01:46He eats wolf's food.
01:59What does he do?
02:01He's a generator.
02:03The wolf is a generator.
02:16Wait a minute.
02:18Is he really raised by a wolf?
02:23He's a generator.
02:27Animals only have a back.
02:30He's a generator.
02:33If that was a back,
02:36this is a generator.
02:40What are you talking about?
02:42I'm talking about biology.
02:45Animals only have a back so that they can run away whenever an enemy comes.
02:53Is he really raised by a wolf?
02:57He's a generator.
03:00Is he really a wolf?
03:04Look at his boobs!
03:07Look at the position of his boobs!
03:13Is he really raised by a wolf?
03:16Is he really raised by a wolf?
03:20Even humans don't do that.
03:23I've only seen that in movies.
03:33Hey, you!
03:35Hey, you!
03:40You're weak compared to a woman who eats raw meat.
03:47That was great.
03:49I like his jokes,
03:51but I think he's really vulgar.
03:54He's a generator.
03:56Why?
03:57He's like a generator.
03:59I've seen him a lot.
04:01He's got a lot of moves.
04:03I don't like his moves.
04:06Show us your moves.
04:08He's got a lot of moves.
04:10He's got a lot of moves.
04:12I think men are vulgar, too.
04:14What about women?
04:16I'm too vulgar that I can't think of the content.
04:21I could only see that teacher.
04:24I didn't see my technique.
04:28Next up is Pumpkin Potato Fries,
04:31which will be disbanded at the end of March.
04:34They're serious about their jokes,
04:37so let's take a look at their erotic manzai.
04:40Pumpkin Potato Fries.
04:45Hello.
04:46Hello.
04:47Hello.
04:48Hello.
04:49Hello.
04:50Hello.
04:51Hello.
04:52Hello.
04:53Hello.
04:54Hello.
04:55Hello.
04:57Hi.
04:58I'm sorry I came all of a sudden.
05:00Yes.
05:01I had a sex.
05:02A sex!
05:03Yes, a sex!
05:05No sex!
05:06What?
05:07No sex!
05:08What?
05:09No sex!
05:10You had sex, too.
05:12I had other sex.
05:13Right.
05:14I'm just a passer-by.
05:15I'm sorry.
05:16He's a guy fromia.
05:17I didn't have a sex, just—
05:18You're not, eh?
05:19No, I had a bar when I was a man.
05:22Hmm?
05:23Yes.
05:24You're not right?
05:25The entrance is similar, so it's different.
05:27It's different.
05:28At that time, I was thinking of doing it with a trampoline.
05:30Trampoline is good.
05:31I was taking off my shoes.
05:32Taking off your shoes is cute.
05:33At that time, I had my shoes on.
05:34You had your shoes on.
05:35I lifted my shoes up.
05:38Ah, it's the end.
05:39I lowered my shoes and let my partner take off my shoes.
05:43Ah, I see.
05:44What is that?
05:45Put it on, deceive, put it on, take it off, put it on.
05:50That's right.
05:51You shouldn't use it too much.
05:52What?
05:53It's a big loss.
05:54Ah, I see.
05:55That's how you say it.
05:56After that, while turning the camera, the girl...
05:58Ah!
05:59Trampoline!
06:00It was a trampoline.
06:01I couldn't move.
06:02I don't need a reenactment.
06:03I don't need a reenactment.
06:04Trampoline.
06:05What are you doing?
06:06I need myself.
06:07I don't need to improve my skills.
06:08I'll see you later.
06:09I don't need a reenactment.
06:10Ah, it's normal.
06:11Yes?
06:12It's getting a little better.
06:13When you're about to go, just say you're about to go.
06:14Hey.
06:15Hey.
06:16Hey.
06:17Hey.
06:18Hey.
06:19Hey.
06:20Hey.
06:21Hey.
06:22Hey.
06:24You're speaking with unableness in the first part.
06:27It's OK!
06:28I don't need a reenactment.
06:29What is this how you do it?
06:31What is this?
06:41What is this?
06:42What is this next?
06:44What happened?
06:45Use your headphones.
06:47So cute...!
06:50Like a centaur is wearing a descent lost.
06:52The worst room tour in history has begun.
06:54You don't need it.
06:55You really don't need a reenactment.
06:57You really don't need it.
06:59Men will pull it off.
07:01It's just gross.
07:02You really don't need it.
07:05Arashita!
07:06Arashita!
07:07What's with you?
07:08At the end, you said Arashita!
07:11Show it to me for sure.
07:13It's really funny.
07:14I'm just kidding.
07:15That's right.
07:16Good job.
07:18That was great.
07:19That was great.
07:21It was perfect.
07:23It was perfect.
07:25It was perfect.
07:26She laughed a lot.
07:28She laughed a lot.
07:29Mori-san laughed a lot.
07:31Why did you laugh?
07:32It was the best.
07:33It was the best.
07:34From the beginning,
07:36it was pop.
07:38I wanted it to be pop.
07:40I wanted it to be pop.
07:41When I first made it,
07:42I was afraid of this.
07:44I was afraid of this.
07:47That's right.
07:48I was afraid of this.
07:50I'm doing it without a belt.
07:53It doesn't matter.
07:54It doesn't matter.
07:55I'm doing it without a belt.
07:57Next is the King of Conte 2023 semi-final.
08:00Kageyama, who has both conte and manzai.
08:06The men who became the best in King of Conte.
08:09Abnormal manzai appearance.
08:11I get excited when I see it.
08:13Kageyama!
08:17Hello!
08:20I'm Kageyama.
08:21Nice to meet you.
08:22Nice to meet you.
08:25A high school boy who lives in my neighborhood
08:29said he would come to Tokyo.
08:31I see.
08:32He said he wanted to go to Akihabara.
08:35Akihabara is good.
08:36I don't know much about Akihabara.
08:38I was wondering what to do.
08:40I know a lot about Akihabara.
08:42Really?
08:43Akihabara is a corn cafe.
08:45It's a concept cafe.
08:46You can enter the setting.
08:50That sounds fun.
08:51It sounds fun, right?
08:52I'm a staff member of this cafe.
08:54Come in as a guest.
08:56I'm happy.
09:01Welcome back.
09:06Welcome back, master.
09:09Hello.
09:10I get excited when I see you, master.
09:14I'm going to play with you today.
09:21You are too erotic!
09:26You are too erotic!
09:33I'm just a staff member of this cafe.
09:35You are too attractive for a high school boy.
09:39High school boys who live in the countryside are the most erotic.
09:42That's right.
09:43They drink their own spirit.
09:46That's not true.
09:47I'm serious.
09:48You are asking too many questions.
09:50That's not true.
09:52I'm just a staff member of this cafe.
09:53You are too attractive for a high school boy.
09:55Can you do another concept?
09:57There are many concepts.
09:58Do it properly.
09:59I'm doing it.
10:00It's a different concept.
10:01Shut up!
10:06Who are you?
10:09Shut up!
10:11Who are you?
10:12You are cute.
10:13I'm Masuda.
10:14Shut up!
10:17You are Masuda.
10:18I'm Kunoichi's Kurenai.
10:22Kunoichi.
10:23Shut up!
10:24Masuda.
10:25I'm going to study with Kunoichi.
10:30First, I'm going to learn how to use a water gun.
10:35You are too erotic!
10:39You are just a staff member!
10:43I'm running a concept cafe.
10:45You are just a staff member.
10:46What is the name of the cafe?
10:48Kunoichi school of eroticism.
10:50You are Imekura!
10:52Don't be erotic.
10:54You are too attractive.
10:55Don't be erotic.
10:56Don't be erotic.
10:57I understand.
10:58Do it properly.
10:59I'm doing it.
11:00Don't be erotic.
11:01Shut up!
11:04Welcome back.
11:07What would you like to have?
11:09One iced coffee, please.
11:10Yes, sir.
11:12Here is your iced coffee.
11:15What is the concept of this cafe?
11:18Don't speak.
11:20Don't make a sound.
11:25See?
11:26See?
11:27Don't do it.
11:28Don't do it.
11:29Don't do it.
11:33You are a bad boy.
11:36Here is your iced coffee.
11:46Do you want to pee?
11:47You are a bad boy!
11:52He is a bad boy.
11:53He is a bad boy.
11:55You are a bad boy.
11:56Don't do it.
11:58Don't do it.
11:59Don't do it.
12:01You are a bad boy.
12:03I'll do my best.
12:04I'll do my best.
12:06That's enough.
12:11He is so rude.
12:14I'm just trying to make a joke.
12:18But, he is still angry.
12:19He is not erotic.
12:21He is erotic, but he is still angry.
12:25How about you, Mori?
12:26He is too good at acting.
12:29Sometimes, he looks cute.
12:32He is cute.
12:34I want to see more of him.
12:37I'm happy.
12:43Thank you very much.
12:44How about you, Usami?
12:45It's over.
12:47It's over.
12:48He is not erotic.
12:49He is not erotic.
12:50He did something.
12:53He is not erotic.
12:55He is cute.
12:57He is cute.
13:01He is cute when he is being praised.
13:03How about you, Haji?
13:05He is a magician.
13:11He is cute.
13:13Next week
13:16The last one is Shizuru, the second time to appear in MetaGirish.
13:23Sweet-and-Sour Contest.
13:26Tonight, Shizuru will tell adult jokes.
13:29Shizuru.
13:53Can I have one?
13:59Here you are.
14:09When did the number of cast-away actors get so many?
14:16They pay a lot of taxes.
14:24Shizuru.
14:30Is this your first time to appear in MetaGirish?
14:34Yes.
14:37Are you surprised?
14:40Yes.
14:46What did you do to appear in MetaGirish?
14:49Inoue brought me here.
14:53President Inoue.
14:55Yes.
14:56I'm sorry.
14:57I try not to ask your name before casting-away actors.
15:02Who are you?
15:03I'm changing the battery.
15:09Are you Mamenachinchin?
15:12Mamenachinchin?
15:15Cast-away actors don't need a name.
15:18All of them will be just regular people.
15:22Kind chinchin.
15:25Lazy chinchin.
15:28Decisive manman.
15:31Logical chinchin.
15:34Lonely manman.
15:38All of them will follow their desires.
15:45What kind of chinchin do you think I am?
15:52You were just a normal human being.
15:57What?
15:59I watched your petting and pistol play.
16:05You only cared about people around you.
16:09You only cared about pleasing people.
16:14You are far from being a chinchin.
16:16Come here.
16:20Put this on your head.
16:23This?
16:24Slowly.
16:29What is this?
16:33You are just a normal human being.
16:35What?
16:39You haven't changed at all.
16:46Pee.
16:49Chinchin?
16:52Pee.
16:53Pee.
16:54Pee.
16:55Pee.
16:56Pee.
16:57Pee.
17:01Run away.
17:02What do you mean?
17:07You will be just like me.
17:10I will destroy you.
17:12You are exaggerating.
17:13Don't underestimate me.
17:15Listen.
17:16I used to be a chinchin.
17:18I was confused.
17:20I didn't know what to do.
17:22Finally, I realized that I was peeing.
17:27Do you have the courage to pee?
17:31Get out.
17:34Yes.
17:37At least,
17:38give me your name.
17:41I forgot my name because I went too far.
17:45Even your name?
17:47You will be eaten by a chinchin.
17:49Run away.
17:50Yes.
17:56I am...
17:59Who the hell am I?
18:03Awesome.
18:04Awesome.
18:05Awesome.
18:06Awesome.
18:07Well done.
18:08Awesome.
18:09How was it?
18:10It was awesome.
18:12Really?
18:13It was like a standing ovation.
18:17It was like watching Netflix.
18:19It was awesome.
18:20It was so funny.
18:21How was it?
18:22Is this a new story?
18:23Yes, it is.
18:24Really?
18:25Kazuma wrote it.
18:27You are a genius.
18:29I'm so happy.
18:31After the rehearsal,
18:33he asked me if I could change my lines.
18:36I was changing my lines,
18:38but I didn't listen to him.
18:40I changed my lines suddenly.
18:42I think you liked it.
18:45You liked it, didn't you?
18:46You should have added more lines.
18:48Really?
18:49You are a genius.
18:51Isn't it amazing that you could change your lines?
18:55I changed my lines suddenly.
18:56You looked confused.
18:57Yes.
18:58You are amazing.
18:59You are the same as Jimeishi.
19:03You are like 3, 2, 1.
19:05You changed your lines suddenly.
19:07I changed my lines suddenly.
19:09How did you like it?
19:11How was it, Matsuno?
19:12It was so funny.
19:14It looked like a balcony,
19:16not a stage.
19:18It was amazing.
19:19I could see the night view of Tokyo.
19:21It must have been a port.
19:23It must have been a port.
19:24That's right.
19:25You must have done a great job.
19:28Yes, I did.
19:29You did a great job.
19:30You did a great job.
19:32You had to pass through the railing.
19:36The entrance was like this.
19:38You were watching yourself.
19:40You wanted to help him.
19:42You couldn't let him go.
19:45You wanted to stop the chain of negative.
19:50You wanted to stop the chain of negative.
19:52You wanted to stop the chain of negative.
19:55You wanted to see it in TOYO-etsu.
19:59You could have done it in TOYO-etsu and Aya no Go.
20:02We didn't do anything.
20:05You made a mistake.
20:07Sayaka Niiyama will participate in the next episode.
20:10Don't be a tiger.
20:12I didn't mean to do that.
20:14A storm of fighting will come to Niiyama.
20:18And
20:20a serious quarrel between Banzai! and Conte.
20:23Don't make a national flag.
20:26All night long
20:28Young people will become cute
20:31Unpredicatable serial
20:34This and that, this and that
20:38I've always sent too much
20:40Bait is still a blank sheet
20:46New DVD of God Town
20:48Majiuta Championship 2022-2023
20:51Hibuko VS. Kappa VS. Mawaru Gita
20:54T-BAR is now on sale!
20:58Details are on the show's website.
21:03Pumpkin Potato Salad.
21:17T-BAR is now on sale!