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00:30Is it still there?
00:42How was it?
00:46This way!
00:47Too bad!
00:48That's not it!
00:49It was that way!
00:50That's impossible!
00:51Thank you very much for coming.
00:56It's time for Shoten no Jikan. I'm Shota Shunputei, your host.
00:59Today's guest is a national manzai artist, Sandwich Man.
01:14Hello, I'm Sandwich Man.
01:17It's February.
01:20Time flies.
01:21Time flies.
01:23You all look like it's before Christmas.
01:26February is a special time.
01:30There are many exciting things in the world.
01:33The most exciting thing is when you go to a cake shop to buy a cake.
01:36That's right.
01:39It's a cake shop. I'm excited.
01:42It's my child's birthday. I'll buy a cake.
01:46Welcome.
01:48Your hat is long.
01:50Be careful.
01:51Excuse me.
01:52Patissier?
01:53Don't be stupid.
01:54I didn't say that.
01:55Don't be stupid when you meet for the first time.
01:57I'm Patissier.
01:58I'm Tomizawa of Patissier.
02:00Don't say it like Puffy.
02:02I'm sorry. We don't have croquettes.
02:04I'm not looking for it.
02:05I'm not looking for it.
02:06Are you okay?
02:07I love croquettes.
02:08I'm usually looking for it, but I'm not looking for it now.
02:10I'm not looking for it.
02:11Cake.
02:12I came to look for a cake.
02:13Everything looks delicious.
02:14It's not good to say.
02:15It's not good to say.
02:16It's better not to say.
02:17It's better not to say.
02:18This looks delicious.
02:19Which one is it?
02:20This is tiramisu.
02:21The balance between sweetness and bitterness is excellent.
02:23I love it.
02:24Is that so?
02:25I think this is Odo.
02:26Which one is it?
02:27This is cream puff.
02:28I'll put the cream in after you order it.
02:30The skin is crispy and delicious.
02:32I like the texture of the skin.
02:33Is that so?
02:34This looks delicious, too.
02:35Which one is it?
02:36Can't you see it from there?
02:37From here?
02:38It's a transparent showcase.
02:40I can see it.
02:41It's disgusting.
02:42I like sweets.
02:43I like sweets.
02:44This isn't evil at all.
02:45You can understand because you are in this body.
02:46This is evil.
02:47This is sweet.
02:48Sweet?
02:49It's not good for you being an evil person.
02:50I love cakes.
02:51Is that so?
02:52Yes.
02:53How long have you been in prison?
02:54It's not your cake.
02:55It's not the cake of the period I've been in prison.
02:56The person who is in prison is not going in randomly.
02:57I don't know what you're talking about.
02:58You said that.
02:59Don't be silly.
03:00If you're curious, I'll try it.
03:01Try it.
03:02Is trying a cake?
03:03It's tasting.
03:04I can't taste it here.
03:05That's not it.
03:06I can't taste it here.
03:07I'm going to try it out.
03:09What do you mean you're going to try it out?
03:11I'm going to try it out.
03:12You can try it out here?
03:13You can do that?
03:14You said it.
03:15I said it.
03:16You said it.
03:17I said it.
03:18It's rare.
03:19It's rare.
03:20It's rare.
03:21It's rare.
03:22It's rare.
03:23It's rare.
03:24It's rare.
03:25It's rare.
03:26It's rare.
03:27It's rare.
03:28It's rare.
03:29It's rare.
03:30It's rare.
03:31It's rare.
03:32It's rare.
03:33It's rare.
03:34It's rare.
03:35It's rare.
03:37You're eating.
03:40Really?
03:41I really thought you'd cut it with the fork.
03:43But you didn't.
03:45It's really hard.
03:47Really?
03:48It's really tough treating your uncle's finger.
03:50I'm okay.
03:51I don't like it!
03:52What makes you say you're okay?
03:56You got the pinky for free.
03:59What's the flush about this finger?
04:00There's a twist.
04:01Did you twist it?
04:02That's awesome.
04:04How's it?
04:05I don't want your eyebrows.
04:06You don't want them?
04:07I'm sorry.
04:08I understand.
04:09Why did you start with that?
04:10It's delicious.
04:11It's delicious?
04:12Yes.
04:13Is that so?
04:14Yes.
04:15That's good.
04:16I came to buy a birthday cake today.
04:17Is that so?
04:18Yes.
04:19How old am I?
04:20It's not mine.
04:21It's a kid's.
04:22It's a kid's cake.
04:23Is that so?
04:24Stop it.
04:25I'm an adult.
04:26Is that so?
04:27Yes.
04:28How old are you going to be next year?
04:29Why are you starting this year?
04:30I'm 8 years old this year.
04:318 years old?
04:328 years old.
04:33So you're the first 8 years old.
04:35Yes.
04:36I'm not a kid.
04:37You can be a kid.
04:38Really?
04:39Yes.
04:40Will you draw a manga on the surface of the cake?
04:41Will you draw a manga on the surface of the cake?
04:42I said that.
04:43Did you say that?
04:44Did you?
04:45Stop it.
04:46You'll get dust.
04:47Really?
04:48Yes.
04:49I love manga.
04:50I'll be happy.
04:51It's a good service.
04:52What's good?
04:53The manga I'm reading now is Demon Slayer.
04:54Demon Slayer?
04:55Yes.
04:56That's amazing.
04:57I don't know that.
04:58You don't know?
04:59Gorgo 13.
05:008 years old.
05:018 years old?
05:028 years old.
05:03I don't watch 8-year-olds, Golgo-san.
05:04You don't know?
05:04I don't think I know.
05:06Oh, really?
05:06Duke Togo, right?
05:07Yes.
05:07Like this, right?
05:08Yes.
05:08He's a killer, so...
05:10It's funny, though.
05:10I know it's funny, but...
05:11Then, Conan-kun. Conan-kun.
05:13Detective Conan.
05:14Conan-kun.
05:14Conan-kun is funny.
05:15I don't know that one.
05:16You don't know?
05:17The Laughing Sailor Man.
05:18It's 8-year-olds, right?
05:20You don't watch 8-year-olds, right? The Laughing Sailor Man.
05:21You barely know, huh?
05:22No, I can't figure it out easily.
05:24Moguro Fukuzo, right?
05:25Yes.
05:25Don, right?
05:26Ba Manos, right?
05:33You can't figure it out at all.
05:33You can't figure it out at all.
05:34Kachou Shima, right?
05:35You don't watch 8-year-olds, right?
05:37You don't watch 8-year-olds, right?
05:39You barely know, huh?
05:40Who is this old man?
05:42Oh, it says happy birthday.
05:43It's his birthday.
05:44It's his birthday?
05:44His birthday.
05:45Yes.
05:45You don't watch 8-year-olds, right?
05:47You don't know?
05:47It's all adult manga.
05:48It's funny, though.
05:49It's funny, but it's all...
05:50Well, unfortunately, that service is good.
05:52Is it good?
05:52Yes.
05:53It's a good opportunity, though.
05:53Yes, I understand.
05:54Yes.
05:54This is a normal strawberry and whipped cream one.
05:56It's a long cake.
05:56It's a short cake.
05:57It's a short cake.
05:57It's a short cake.
05:58What do you mean by a long cake?
05:59There's a hall, a dome, and an arena.
06:00Why is it like a live tour?
06:02A hall!
06:03A hall!
06:03A round hall!
06:04It's 10 times spicier.
06:05Don't make it spicy!
06:06Make it sweet.
06:07Make it sweet!
06:07Make it sweet.
06:08Yes, I understand.
06:08Also...
06:09Yes?
06:09I want to make a message saying happy birthday.
06:11Oh, then take a video.
06:12Oh, oh, oh.
06:13I don't need your video.
06:15I don't need an old man I don't know saying happy birthday to a cake I made.
06:18It's a message.
06:20A message is something you write on a chocolate plate or something with a chocolate pen.
06:22Oh, that one?
06:23It's written on that one.
06:24Oh.
06:24You can call me Mr. Uesama.
06:26It's like a receipt.
06:27It's like a receipt.
06:29What do you mean by happy birthday, Mr. Uesama?
06:30Can I call you a kid?
06:31A kid?
06:32Yes.
06:32In kanji, there's a name for a kid's birthday.
06:35A name.
06:36Naoto.
06:36Naoto-kun.
06:37Yes, yes.
06:37Naoto-kun, happy birthday.
06:38Yes, yes, yes.
06:39Do you need candles and a whip?
06:40I don't need a whip.
06:41You don't need one?
06:41It's like a birthday cake.
06:42Oh, really?
06:43I don't need it.
06:43Do you need candles?
06:44I don't need it.
06:45Just put it in normally.
06:46One thick one is fine?
06:47Eight thin ones!
06:49Because you're eight years old.
06:50Of course you need it.
06:51Can I eat it here?
06:52Have you ever seen a father like that?
06:53No, I haven't.
06:54Hey.
06:55No, I haven't.
06:55Have you ever seen a father who buys a kid's birthday cake and eats it in the store?
06:58No, I haven't.
06:59Take it home!
07:00Oh, it's time to eat?
07:01It's time to eat!
07:03You buy a cake for a kid and eat it on your way home?
07:06There's no one there, right?
07:07Yes.
07:07It takes about 20 minutes to get home.
07:09Really?
07:09What do you mean, really?
07:11I just asked.
07:12Don't you need dry ice?
07:13Dry ice?
07:14Dry ice!
07:15Dry ice.
07:16Dry ice.
07:16I'll get you a straw.
07:17What are you sucking?
07:18Are you Mr. Carbon?
07:20Sorry to keep you waiting.
07:21Put it in the box!
07:22Should I put it in the box?
07:23Of course you should, you're wearing a bicycle.
07:25I'll pay 4,000 yen for the box.
07:26It's expensive!
07:27You're going to pay 4,000 yen for the box?
07:29Yes.
07:29Seriously?
07:30How much is the cake?
07:313,000 yen.
07:31Why is the box expensive?
07:33Is it a box or a box?
07:34Then I'll just put it in.
07:34No, no, put it in the box.
07:35Should I put it in?
07:36Yeah, it's expensive.
07:36Oh, okay.
07:37It can't be helped.
07:37You'll never come to this store again.
07:38Sorry to keep you waiting.
07:39Yes, yes.
07:39I'll check the message.
07:40You'll check the message.
07:40Yes.
07:41Naoto-kun, happy birthday.
07:43From Tomizawa.
07:43Why are you the one saying it?
07:45One more time.
07:50Bye.
08:34Now, it's time for the long-awaited Oogiri.
08:37First of all, I'd like to say hello to everyone who has a runny nose.
08:41Tonight, I'm going to read a poem.
08:43Mamewaki.
08:43When I was a kid, I asked my dad to say it in a louder voice,
08:48and when I said,
08:49I asked my dad to say it in a louder voice,
08:51my dad flew out.
08:53That's the poem.
08:58It's been two years since I became a member of the store.
09:02The producer told me that I've been doing this for about 10 years,
09:06and when I said,
09:07I asked my dad to raise the gala,
09:08he ignored me.
09:10I'm young, fresh Ichinosuke.
09:15This year's poem is for February 2nd, right?
09:18I'm sure some of you are thinking,
09:19isn't it February 3rd already?
09:21It's not like the sun is going to go around on the 365th day,
09:26but it's going to take a little extra time.
09:29Adjusting it like Urudo,
09:31this year's poem is for February 2nd.
09:35No one has had this kind of knowledge since Enrakuchi.
09:38It's a tragedy.
09:43It is said that a documentary film called Elementary School,
09:47which was filmed 150 days a year in the Japanese public elementary school,
09:51is attracting attention from the world.
09:53The nature of Japanese elementary school is surprising from the world,
09:57and I've been watching this store since I was in elementary school,
10:00and I'm surprised that it's out now.
10:02I'm Harenosuke Tatekawa, and I miss my elementary school days.
10:09In February, I can drink sake with a bean roll.
10:12I can drink sake, I can drink sake, I can drink sake.
10:17I'll drink sake.
10:20I'm Koraku.
10:25On my way home from work yesterday,
10:27I ate shabu-shabu at Taiheisho.
10:30After that, I was taken to karaoke,
10:32and on my way home, I was given a taxi fare.
10:35Thank you very much.
10:37I hope I can do that easily.
10:42I'm Miyaji.
10:47Next, this is a message from this person who doesn't have a nose, but somehow sticks to the nose.
10:52February 2nd is the day of the couple.
10:56February 2nd is the day of the couple.
10:58I'm going to eat hot hot hot pot with my Keiko-chan.
11:02We're a couple.
11:08I'm Yamada Takao.
11:13Now, everyone, I'll give you a Zabuton if you give me a good answer.
11:17If you get 10 correct answers, I'll give you a wonderful product.
11:20Please do your best.
11:22Let's move on to the first question.
11:24These days, it's a cashless era.
11:27When you try to pay with coins,
11:29there are times when it's not enough.
11:32So here it is.
11:34It's a microphone problem.
11:36It's not enough, it's not enough.
11:39Please make a 575 microphone that fits in front of this.
11:44Yes, Mr. Koyuza.
11:46I have a lot of wishes, but I don't have enough money.
11:56Yes, Mr. Miyagi.
11:58This growth is fast, and the winter sleeves are a little short.
12:08Yes, Mr. Uchinozuke.
12:10If you look at the contents of the cash register, it's a little short.
12:20Yes, Mr. Harinosuke.
12:22The ingredients in the pot are a little short in the vegetable price.
12:31Yes, Mr. Tahei.
12:33Recently, there has been a lack of patience and patience.
12:42The concept of patience is gone.
12:46Yes, Mr. Koyuza.
12:48I'm a little short to be a model for Parikore.
12:58There are too many things that are not enough other than height.
13:02Yes, Mr. Kouraku.
13:04Ah, not Kouraku.
13:06I just raised my hand.
13:08Yes, Mr. Kouraku.
13:09Good answer.
13:11I want to put it out, but my head is a little short.
13:20Yes, Mr. Tahei.
13:22Whistling
13:27Mr. Okiku.
13:29If you count the number of plates, it's a little short.
13:38It wasn't enough.
13:40If it was enough, it wouldn't be a story.
13:43Yes, Mr. Miyagi.
13:45The number of times to answer in Oogiri, Mr. Kouraku.
13:49It's a little short.
13:54It's not a little, it's a lot short.
13:56I just answered once, and I'm not motivated anymore.
14:00Mr. Yamada, please take a plate of Mr. Kouraku.
14:03What are you doing?
14:05I can't do anything.
14:09Yes, Mr. Harunosuke.
14:11The number of people in the Liberal Democratic Party is a little short.
14:20Yes, Mr. Tahei.
14:22Whistling
14:26Kimodameshi.
14:28When I go home, the number of people is a little short.
14:38Yes, Mr. Ichinosuke.
14:40Mr. Miyagi, the number of fans is a little short compared to me.
14:50Shut up.
14:51Mr. Miyagi.
14:53Mr. Ichinosuke.
14:54The number of people in the Liberal Democratic Party is a little short.
15:02Mr. Yamada, please take two plates.
15:04Yes!
15:06Mr. Shota, I'll follow you forever.
15:08I have a question.
15:09Is this person enough?
15:12Mr. Yamada, please take a plate.
15:15He is a fool.
15:16If he has a good book, he won't give it to me.
15:19Mr. Yamada, please take two plates.
15:25Let's move on to the second question.
15:28In Chicago, the price of various things is rising, and I think many people are in trouble.
15:33So everyone, please be surprised to see the price while shopping.
15:37I say it's true, so please continue.
15:42Various things are really expensive.
15:45It's a common thing.
15:47Mr. Taihei.
15:49Wow, cabbage is 850 yen, it's expensive.
15:53Really?
15:54Uncle, please sell cabbage leaves for a rose.
16:02I want to say that.
16:04Mr. Ichinosuke.
16:06Wow, this candy is the same price as 30 years ago.
16:10Really?
16:11But before I knew it, the amount was one-fourth.
16:18It's often a little less inside.
16:20Mr. Koyuta.
16:22Wow, this onion is expensive.
16:26Really?
16:27Tears come out.
16:33There are many people who say that.
16:35Mr. Miyagi.
16:36Wow, the price of gasoline is rising again.
16:40Really?
16:41But the store is free and the clerk sells oil.
16:50Mr. Konaka.
16:53Is the price of a smartphone so high?
16:56Really?
16:57Is it the same everywhere?
17:07It's amazing.
17:08I was surprised to know the name of the company.
17:12Mr. Harunosuke.
17:14Wow, the price of a postcard is rising from 63 yen to more than 80 yen.
17:19Really?
17:20But with this, I was able to make up for a year.
17:27Mr. Ichinosuke.
17:29Hey, this candy is expensive.
17:33Really?
17:34It's okay if it's rare, but can you make it half price?
17:41Mr. Miyagi.
17:43Wow, I wanted to buy meat, but the price of pork and chicken is too high.
17:49Really?
17:50What?
17:51If you complain, it's okay?
17:55Mr. Miyagi.
17:59Mr. Miyagi.
18:00After the answer, please don't say,
18:02I did it, like me.
18:04I thought I did two.
18:06Mr. Taihei.
18:08Wow, even dog food is expensive.
18:13Really?
18:14But it can't be helped.
18:16Dad said it was delicious recently.
18:19That's why.
18:25He might have made you eat it.
18:27It's cat food.
18:31Mr. Ichinosuke.
18:33Wow, Shunputei Shotaro autographed a postcard for 10,000 yen at an online auction.
18:39Really?
18:40But it's still sold out.
18:42Wow.
18:47Mr. Yamada.
18:48Take one.
18:51It's true.
18:52Shut up.
18:53Shut up.
18:55Mr. Aiko Yuza.
18:57If I buy two sailor clothes, one is half price.
19:02Is it cheap or expensive?
19:04Really?
19:05It's two, so I'll wear one.
19:08One more.
19:09I don't need it.
19:18One more.
19:19The third one.
19:20Yes.
19:21Mr. Yamada, please take one.
19:24Yes, sir.
19:28Yes.
19:29Are you ready?
19:33Kamishimo.
19:34That's right.
19:35Today, February 2nd, is Setsubun.
19:38You can often see people putting beans in Mame-maki.
19:43Here's a question.
19:44Please say something while using the beans.
19:48I'll ask you a question, so please continue.
19:52Mr. Taihei.
19:53Yes.
20:03What's wrong?
20:04Mito's Mame-maki is...
20:07It's natto.
20:11One more.
20:15Is that okay?
20:16Yes.
20:18Mr. Ishinosuke.
20:23Ouch.
20:24What's wrong?
20:32Mr. Aiko Yuza.
20:37What's wrong?
20:48Mr. Harunosuke.
20:53What's wrong?
21:03Mr. Taihei.
21:06Recently, I've been wearing my favorite mai shio.
21:15What's wrong?
21:16Today, I'm going to wear my favorite shio.
21:20I'm naked.
21:27I'm naked.
21:30I'm sorry.
21:31I'm Hakata.
21:33I didn't know that.
21:36I think Mr. Taihei is the only one who calls himself a ghost in Japan.
21:41Mr. Konaka.
21:42Yes.
21:47It's delicious.
21:48What's wrong?
21:49It's delicious when I drink it straight.
21:57Mr. Yamada, please open one.
22:01Mr. Harunosuke.
22:02Yes.
22:03Everyone, this is good for your throat.
22:06It's good for your throat.
22:08What's wrong?
22:09I'm spreading Ryukaku-san.
22:15Mr. Miyagi.
22:17This time, I would like to introduce this dress for 3,850 yen for 3,500 yen.
22:26What's wrong?
22:27Hey, boss.
22:29Can you make it cheaper?
22:32Then, I'll give you 2,500 yen.
22:35It's a lifetime treasure.
22:40Boss, I'm so happy.
22:49Are you happy?
22:51It was fun.
22:54Mr. Ichinosuke.
22:56I should eat as much as I can, right?
23:02What's wrong?
23:03But my hands are shaking, beans are spilling, and I forget how many I ate.
23:11How many should I eat, Mr. Yoshiko?
23:14Mr. Yoshiko, don't talk to me.
23:19Don't talk to me.
23:21It's you.
23:23It's not me.
23:24It's not Mr. Yoshiko.
23:27Mr. Harunosuke.
23:29Don't lose, don't throw away, don't run away.
23:33Oh, we always do Mame-maki during the live.
23:36What's wrong?
23:37We are Daizuman Brothers.
23:39That's the most important.
23:45It's a famous song.
23:47Mr. Tahei.
23:48Can I borrow this?
23:49Yes.
23:51Everyone who is looking forward to Shoten every time.
23:57This year is even more popular.
24:02What's wrong?
24:03Let's shake hands.
24:09See you next week.
24:17Don't end it without permission.
24:21Anyway.
24:23Well, it's time to say goodbye to Shoten.
24:26It was a good opportunity.