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00:00Don't drink and drive!
00:03Tonight, the battle for the sub-MC position has finally come to an end.
00:09Don't forget to make a decision!
00:13Last time, it was a photo shoot battle.
00:17Sakurazaka46's Takemoto took on the Gakuya Report.
00:21This time...
00:23This was a self-studio, wasn't it?
00:26Last time, it was the Onuma World.
00:29And also...
00:30I can see the number!
00:32The pro-wrestler, Unagi, took on the Gakuya Report.
00:37What's wrong with your head?!
00:40Tonight, the sub-MC will be decided by...
00:44The Queen!
00:46Who's next?
00:48Let's go with Onuma-san.
00:50Why?!
00:51I'm scared!
00:53I'm sure you know what's going to happen.
00:56Yes, I know.
00:58I usually react a lot.
01:01I won't let you get bored.
01:03That's right.
01:04The studio doesn't do the reporting.
01:06So you have to express it more.
01:09You have to show it to the audience.
01:11See you later!
01:13Good luck!
01:16Will Onuma be able to handle Mayurika Nakatani's strategy?
01:22Let's go, Onuma-san!
01:25It's the start.
01:29Wait, wait, wait!
01:31You went too far!
01:36You went too far!
01:38From now on...
01:40Stop it!
01:41Mayurika Nakatani's Gakuya!
01:45Let's hear it!
01:47Let's go!
01:48This is a prank.
01:50Excuse me.
01:52You knocked on the door.
01:54It smells good.
01:57What's that smell?
02:00What's that?
02:01What's that on the wall?
02:03What's that?
02:04Wow!
02:05Is that a memo?
02:08It looks like a student's room.
02:10What's that?
02:11He thinks about comedy every day.
02:14That's so stoic.
02:16He says all the jokes in the world.
02:19He watches three comedy DVDs a day.
02:23That's so stoic.
02:26Wow!
02:27Nakatani-san, you're a hard worker.
02:30You don't have to say that.
02:32Wow!
02:33He says all the jokes in the world.
02:37That's amazing.
02:39Is that a school uniform?
02:41That's a school uniform.
02:43That's amazing.
02:44There's something suspicious on the wall.
02:49That's scary.
02:50There's something on the wall.
02:52What's that?
02:53It says it's a seal.
02:56What does it seal?
02:59It's a seal.
03:01A seal?
03:02It's a self-defense weapon.
03:04I see.
03:07What does that mean?
03:09Don't talk to me.
03:12What does that mean?
03:14Don't talk to me.
03:16It could be a car accident.
03:19I don't want to be in a car accident.
03:22It could be a self-defense weapon.
03:25It's a self-defense weapon.
03:28Don't talk to me.
03:30What's that?
03:31It's a seal.
03:33Did you notice that?
03:35What's that?
03:36It's my favorite book.
03:39Did you read it?
03:41Can I open it?
03:43Can I open it?
03:45I'll open it.
03:47How about the first page?
03:49Wow!
03:51Is that really Ueda-san?
03:54That's a different autograph.
03:56I've received autographs three or four times.
04:00This is a different autograph.
04:03What if I look at the computer?
04:06I've noticed already.
04:08I've noticed already.
04:11What is that?
04:14What is that?
04:15Is it an auction site?
04:17What if...
04:20Is it trying to sell Ueda-san's autographs?
04:24It's a fake.
04:26Is it trying to sell Ueda-san's autographs?
04:30I can't allow that.
04:32Oh!
04:32A new meme!
04:33Oh!
04:34I'm angry.
04:35Don't say it!
04:36Don't say it!
04:37Don't say it!
04:38I can't see it!
04:39You have to express it!
04:40Express it!
04:41The corner has changed!
04:42It was a strange room.
04:45But Nakatani-san was a hard worker, so I was happy.
04:50A hard worker?
04:51That's all from me.
04:52Ah!
04:53Yes!
04:54No, no, no!
04:55That's good!
04:56Isn't it good?
04:57It's like walking in the studio.
04:58Ah, that's how it was.
05:00No, no, no.
05:01There's no room.
05:02That's right.
05:03It's a new type.
05:04It was a report that I had never seen before.
05:07Oh, good job!
05:08Thank you!
05:09That's great!
05:10That's great!
05:11That's great!
05:12That's great!
05:13It's good!
05:14That's good?
05:15It's good?
05:16It's good?
05:17It's good?
05:18It's a report that you may have never seen before, so how was it?
05:20It was really fun.
05:21It was the first time I saw a dressing room like that.
05:22Yes, it is.
05:23I was surprised.
05:24It's true.
05:25Is it true?
05:26Yes!
05:27It's true!
05:28It's true!
05:29It's true, it's true!
05:30I really wanted you to stop.
05:32I was being stoic.
05:34I wanted you to stop trying to show off your talent.
05:38That's not good.
05:39I know, right? I'm sorry.
05:41Okay, everyone.
05:42Please give us a score out of 100.
05:4655 points!
05:51I feel like it's higher than my impression.
05:53Really?
05:54Your first appearance was really good.
05:56You went to the other side of the stage.
06:02When you entered the dressing room, you were like a watermelon.
06:08Watermelon?
06:09You were leading the way.
06:13You were full of emotion.
06:15You were in a phase of anger because you loved Uemura-san.
06:19You were angry.
06:21You should have been more excited.
06:24I want to beat up Nakatani-san.
06:26That's right.
06:27He's going to beat up Nakatani-san.
06:29That hurts!
06:3642 points!
06:39Please forgive me.
06:40What was that?
06:41What was that?
06:42I was hitting him.
06:45Next, Suzuki Anna, who is in charge of reporting, will challenge.
06:50As an announcer, I want to convey the real atmosphere of the scene.
06:56I'm looking forward to it.
06:58She's a real news reporter.
07:02She might be able to give the correct answer.
07:04Please go ahead.
07:05I'll go.
07:09It's advantageous to be able to change the attitude after watching it.
07:14That's why 75 points is a good score.
07:1775 points is a good score.
07:19I was ready to report, but there was a time when I was waiting for the two of you.
07:24That's right.
07:25No, no, no.
07:27It's a waste of time.
07:28No way.
07:29It's a waste of time.
07:30It's a waste of time.
07:32You're a scary woman.
07:33You're a scary woman.
07:34I'm still waiting for you over there.
07:36It's like everyone.
07:37That's right.
07:38I'll do my best.
07:39It's like everyone.
07:40In this case, everyone is here.
07:43That's right.
07:44It seems that the preparation is ready.
07:47It looks like she's going to report.
07:49Suzuki at the scene.
07:51Yes.
07:54Is that an announcer?
07:56It's a little out of place.
07:58Is the announcer doing this?
07:59Yes, this is Suzuki at the scene.
08:01It's been a long time.
08:02This is Noda Crystal's dressing room.
08:08I'd like to go in right away.
08:10Are you going in there?
08:11Noda, isn't it dangerous?
08:13That's dangerous.
08:14Look, it's pitch black inside.
08:17I can see a ray of light.
08:19I'm curious about this area.
08:21Please pay attention to this area.
08:23I'll go in right away.
08:25No, no, no, no.
08:26Excuse me.
08:27There's no light on.
08:29It's scary.
08:31What?
08:32Please look.
08:33There is only one flashlight in the dark room.
08:40Can I see that?
08:41What does this flashlight mean?
08:43I'd like to use this flashlight to look inside the room.
08:47She's good at reporting.
08:49There is a memo on the desk.
08:52December 12th, Ueda.
08:55There is a tele-morning.
08:58December 12th.
09:01This is today's date.
09:04Is there a tele-morning in Ueda today?
09:07What does this mean?
09:10Please look at this wall.
09:12There are a lot of pictures of entertainers.
09:161, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.
09:20There are 8 pictures.
09:22And there is a picture of Mr. Ueda.
09:26There is no punishment for the two criminals.
09:31And there is no punishment for Mr. Bakushomon.
09:35It's not today.
09:38What does this mean?
09:40It's scary.
09:41Is it after the attack?
09:43It's impossible.
09:44Is it from now on?
09:46There are only two criminals left.
09:49Please look at this.
09:50I found a weapon.
09:53This is it.
09:55Is this a gun?
09:58This is a rifle.
10:01This is a rifle.
10:02This is ready to fire.
10:06No way.
10:07This is a big gun.
10:09This is as long as my arm.
10:12If I use this, Mr. Ueda may be killed in one shot.
10:18Is that so?
10:19He found out.
10:21It's impossible today.
10:23What does this mean?
10:24It's impossible today.
10:25Mr. Ueda's attack may begin.
10:29Mr. Ueda, please be careful.
10:31It's scary.
10:32Why are you sending it calmly?
10:35That's all from Suzuki.
10:38Is that all?
10:40It's over.
10:43There was no change.
10:46I was just following.
10:49It's a little blurry.
10:51It was realistic.
10:53It looks like a spear.
10:57That's not true.
10:58That's all correct.
11:00You're losing money now.
11:02Is that correct?
11:04Let's all lose money.
11:06Why?
11:07I don't want to lose money.
11:09Let's all lose money.
11:10Thank you very much.
11:12That's great.
11:13Thank you very much.
11:15Suzuki, how was it?
11:17I was able to convey the real sense of temperature of the scene.
11:20Mr. Ueda is in danger.
11:24Mr. Ueda, please give me a score.
11:2850 points.
11:30I lost.
11:32The professional lost.
11:34I'm not good at this.
11:36The first scene was very cool.
11:40I was nervous.
11:42I was nervous.
11:44I was nervous at first.
11:46You just slipped.
11:48Don't say that.
11:50I slipped.
11:52Please be careful.
11:54I slipped as much as I could figure skating.
11:56I love figure skating.
12:00I don't like to slip.
12:02I think I like figure skating.
12:0340 points.
12:05You have a lot to say.
12:09I'm sorry.
12:11At first, I thought it was this score.
12:14But when I heard Mr. Ueda's words, I thought it was 40 points.
12:19You have a lot to say.
12:21Wait a minute.
12:23You have a lot to say.
12:25I have a lot to say.
12:27Mr. Ueda, I heard that you like this kind of thing.
12:30For example, you are excited.
12:32I heard your first impression.
12:36I heard everything.
12:38I came here to win.
12:40Good luck.
12:42Good luck.
12:44Mr. Asakura, you are reliable.
12:48Please invite me to the next meeting.
12:53What do you mean?
12:56I don't need you to invite me.
12:58It's not fair for me.
13:00I'm sorry.
13:02I want everyone to be equal.
13:05You can invite me to the next meeting.
13:09Let's make a plan for the two of us.
13:11Let's have a date.
13:14That's fun.
13:16That's fun.
13:19I'm having fun.
13:22I'm having fun, too.
13:24I'm old.
13:27I don't want to be on a long shoot.
13:29You are 38 years old.
13:32I don't want to be on a shoot for more than 3 hours.
13:35I want to have a lunch date.
13:37Why are you here?
13:39I don't understand.
13:41Please stop it.
13:44I want to date the strongest person in my hometown.
13:47Please stop it.
13:49What are you doing?
13:51What are you doing?
13:53What's wrong with your head?
13:55There are two cards.
13:57Unagi is very excited.
14:00Unagi is very excited.
14:02Unagi is very excited.
14:05Will Unagi be able to report well?
14:09Unagi is going to report.
14:12Unagi is going to report.
14:14Show me.
14:22I'm Sayaka Unagi.
14:25Today, I'm going to be weak.
14:33I'm going to beat you.
14:37Don't do that.
14:41I'm tired.
14:43Don't do that.
14:45Don't do that.
14:47Don't do that.
14:49Don't do that.
14:52Don't do that.
14:54This is garlic protein.
14:56This is garbage.
14:58This is not a mistake.
15:01This is small.
15:03This is as small as today's existence.
15:06Look at this.
15:09Don't do that.
15:14Is this real?
15:16Don't do that.
15:18Don't do that.
15:19There is nothing there.
15:21Don't waste your time there.
15:24Unagi has a good card.
15:26Don't get excited.
15:29What is that?
15:32I found a card.
15:34Don't get excited.
15:36That's normal.
15:38Don't show the number.
15:41I can see the number.
15:44It's not there.
15:48Don't get excited.
15:51Don't get excited.
15:53What is that?
15:55I found a card.
15:58There are two cards.
16:00There are two cards.
16:04Don't show the number.
16:06It's a personal information.
16:08I've never seen it on TV.
16:10I can't edit this.
16:14Can you read the address?
16:17Tokyo.
16:23What's wrong with your head?
16:27I told you not to do that.
16:31I told you not to do that.
16:33What is that?
16:35That's all for today.
16:37That's all.
16:40He is a bad guy.
16:44He is a bad guy.
16:46Everyone is shopping now.
16:49It's a hell.
16:52He is a bad guy.
16:55He is a bad guy.
16:57He is a bad guy.
16:59He is a bad guy.
17:02He is a bad guy.
17:04He is a bad guy.
17:06He is a bad guy.
17:08Did you find the number?
17:10Yes.
17:12He is a bad guy.
17:14Why are you trying to steal my card?
17:18He is a bad guy.
17:20He is a bad guy.
17:2190 points.
17:23He is a bad guy.
17:25He is a bad guy.
17:27I can't believe that he is a bad guy.
17:32I thought he was a reporter.
17:35But he is a bad guy.
17:37He is a bad guy.
17:39This is the last game.
17:42This is the last game.
17:44Who has the most high-five?
17:52I have a high-five with a freelance.
17:55It's important to communicate with the entertainers.
17:58The entertainers did a good job today.
18:01They did their best.
18:03They were able to communicate with the entertainers.
18:07But they were watching the game.
18:10The person who had the highest number of high-fives wins.
18:13This is the result.
18:16Suzuki has two high-fives.
18:18Takemoto has one high-five.
18:20Onuma has one high-five.
18:21Unagi has zero high-fives.
18:24This game has no high-fives.
18:32It's not like that.
18:34Suzuki has a lot of high-fives.
18:39But everyone has two high-fives.
18:46I will do it here.
18:48Free.
18:51It's over.
18:54It's over if you do that.
18:56It's free time from now on.
18:59It's over if you do that.
19:01I will appeal to UEDA here for free.
19:07Takemoto, please.
19:09I recently started to play the role of Mawashi in a variety show.
19:14Until now, I did my best to play the role of GAIA.
19:18Many people watched it.
19:20Now I'm doing a variety show called SAKURA MICHI.
19:23I think I have the ability to play the role of Mawashi.
19:27You can play the role of Mawashi when you become a player.
19:30I can do this.
19:33I am an announcer and a company employee.
19:37In other words, it's the cheapest.
19:40It doesn't cost anything.
19:42It's free.
19:44I only sell gold.
19:46I like HOSPA.
19:48I can give money to other guests.
19:51If the set is luxurious, the dressing room will be more fulfilling.
19:55I'm glad.
19:57Onuma-san.
19:59I know a lot about UEDA.
20:02I was born on May 7, 1970.
20:07I have an explosive power.
20:11I don't think so.
20:14You have an explosive power.
20:16Do you know math?
20:18What is math?
20:23Gorillas are all B-type.
20:25That's right.
20:31B-type is like Aki.
20:34You have an explosive power.
20:37Unagi-san.
20:39When I play a punishment game, I will attack everyone.
20:45I will attack HASEGAWA.
20:49What kind of punishment game is it?
20:51What is it?
20:53Stretching.
20:57Or.
20:59Or.
21:01Or HASEGAWA.
21:03Or.
21:04Don't touch me.
21:06I want to see more.
21:07The game is over.
21:11The game is over.
21:13What happened?
21:15What happened?
21:17Next.
21:19Please.
21:21Please.
21:23Please.
21:25Please.
21:27Please.
21:29Please.
21:31Please.
21:33Please.
21:35Please.
21:37Please.
21:39Please.
21:41Please.
21:43Please.
21:45It's a close game.
21:47I want you to be a good assistant.
21:49I want you to be a good assistant.
21:51Why?
21:53I'm overwhelmed.
21:55I will play the second time.
21:57I have no choice but to play.
21:59Please change the second.
22:01Please change the second.
22:03Who do you want to play today?
22:05Me.
22:07Why?
22:09What should I do?
22:11What should I do?
22:13That's good.
22:15Please change the second.
22:17I want to play with ONUMA.
22:19I want to play with ONUMA.
22:21Who do you want to play with ONUMA?
22:23YAMAZOE.
22:25YAMAZOE, please go to the back.
22:27YAMAZOE, please go to the back.
22:29Who do you want to play with ONUMA?
22:31Who do you want to play with ONUMA?
22:33I want to play with NODA.
22:35I got it.
22:37What do you want to play with SUZUKI?
22:39I have a feeling of the king of JAPAN.
22:41I don't understand you.
22:43We are arguing.
22:45We will play without a change.
22:47We will play without a change.
22:49I thought it was a sudden attack.
22:51I thought it was a sudden attack.
22:53I thought it was a sudden attack.
22:55That's dangerous.
22:57That's dangerous.
22:59I won't forgive you for that!
23:01Next time...
23:03What happens if you don't go to a manzai house?
23:07The partners don't say anything anymore.
23:10Disband?
23:12What's going to happen?
23:14It's like a self-studio.
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