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00:00Hoshiyariyan Hoshiyariyan
00:18Assalam-o-Alaikum viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshiyariyan.
00:21Friends, if you are ever sitting alone,
00:24then divide all the people around you, your relatives, your friends, your acquaintances,
00:30into three categories.
00:33There are three water bodies.
00:34Spring, river and ocean.
00:37There are some people who are like springs,
00:40with whom you always receive blessings
00:44and they don't ask or take anything from you.
00:48They just give you blessings, love, sympathy, compassion, love and support.
00:55There are some people who are like rivers.
00:56They are more generous than them
00:58because they have received blessings from many springs.
01:01They are like streams.
01:03Not only do they give you blessings,
01:05but they also give blessings to the lifeless and lifeless creatures of the world.
01:10They give blessings to animals, plants, everything.
01:13There are some people who are like the ocean.
01:15It has a lot of wealth, but it is not rich.
01:17It doesn't give anything. What is the use of its wealth?
01:19It has a lot of knowledge, but it doesn't give anything.
01:21It doesn't like to talk to anyone. What is the use of its knowledge?
01:24It has a lot of water, but you can't even drink a drop of it.
01:27You are in a boat and if you don't have a river or a clean water well,
01:33then you will die thirsty in the ocean.
01:35It is of no use to anyone.
01:36This happens many times in life with big people.
01:41We make acquaintances because it has a lot of water.
01:45This water will come in handy.
01:47It is of no use to anyone.
01:48The springs are small, but they give you blessings all your life.
01:53Keep one more thing in mind.
01:55Some people are like a swimming pool.
01:57You have to fill it up again and again.
01:59You have to fill it up again and again.
02:01And every time, the water becomes dirty.
02:04Avoid such people. Divide them.
02:06And don't let people like the river and the springs go anywhere in your life.
02:10I would like to dedicate today's monologue to the late Mr. Umar Sharif.
02:19Let's start today's show with this message.
02:21Let's take you to a workshop and see how the system works there.
02:27Greetings.
02:28Greetings.
02:30Is this your car?
02:31Yes.
02:32What are you doing?
02:33I came to change the air filter.
02:37Hello, brother.
02:39Hey, mister.
02:39Brother.
02:40Artist.
02:41What are you doing?
02:43There was some work in his car.
02:45I had to get down in the deep to see it.
02:48He has come to change the air filter.
02:50It is kept up.
02:51Really?
02:52The air filter is kept up?
02:53Yes.
02:53You should have told me.
02:54I would have gone underwater.
02:56Hey, I have to show the car to Pappu the mechanic.
02:59Don't touch it.
03:00My boss's name is Pappu.
03:02I am naturally Pappu.
03:03Get it done from me.
03:07You are Pappu.
03:07I don't care if you are Pappu or Dabbu.
03:09Sir, your car is absolutely fine.
03:11There is a problem with the air filter.
03:13I am telling you.
03:14It will cost you Rs. 5500.
03:16I can fix it for Rs. 6000.
03:18I don't even know the rate of the air filter you are talking about.
03:20I will fix your air filter.
03:23It has a special thing under the engine.
03:25What is it?
03:26What is it?
03:26A special thing.
03:27I have never heard of such things.
03:29A special thing.
03:30Air filter.
03:31I can't even argue with him that it used to cost this much.
03:33Greetings, sir.
03:34Greetings, sir.
03:35This is the air filter.
03:37Sir, there is a tape in his car.
03:38It is not working.
03:40All these three things are not working.
03:41How are you related to him?
03:43He is the one who takes care of the car.
03:45He is a junior.
03:46We are his teachers.
03:48I made a mistake.
03:50How many times have I told you that you made a mistake?
03:51We were waiting for you to become a teacher.
03:54He is a teacher.
03:55You can check his experience.
03:56He has been doing this for a long time.
03:58Yes, sir. What is the problem?
04:00I wanted to change the air filter.
04:01That's it.
04:02You wanted to change the air filter.
04:08What kind of a method is this?
04:09Where do you guys get into?
04:10I think the boss is still not here.
04:11Boss, I am here.
04:12Don't worry. Go inside.
04:14What?
04:14Hey, come straight.
04:16Hey, Shagird.
04:18Straighten this.
04:19Sir.
04:19Sir, open the nut once.
04:21That's it.
04:22Which nut are you opening?
04:23It's there. It's done.
04:24The work is done.
04:25Did you bring the air filter?
04:27Yes.
04:29The other one too.
04:30Okay.
04:31Take it.
04:31Okay.
04:33This is your car.
04:34All the things are here.
04:35The car has checked everything.
04:37Okay.
04:38It's air filter needs to be changed.
04:40I am not telling you to do this.
04:42Don't touch me.
04:43Move back.
04:44Don't touch me.
04:44Move back.
04:45What is this?
04:45Your face tells me that you are a stupid man.
04:48And an ill-mannered man.
04:49Ill-mannered.
04:52Ill-mannered man.
04:55Sir, look at this.
04:56Yes.
04:57I will make you also ill-mannered.
05:01Ill-mannered man.
05:02Hold it.
05:04We will remove it.
05:05Here.
05:06Move back.
05:07Are you a fool?
05:09What happened, sir?
05:09Why are you both bothering me?
05:15Don't touch me.
05:16Hold both the ears.
05:18Hold both the ears.
05:20This is what happens.
05:21Sir, I made a mistake.
05:23Go.
05:23I forgive you.
05:26Thank you, sir.
05:27Tell me.
05:28Were you a student or a fool?
05:30Every man has his own ways.
05:32Sir.
05:33Sir, I forgive you.
05:34Leave him.
05:35I forgive you.
05:37Leave him.
05:38Yes, brother.
05:39Kuddu sir.
05:40Yes, it's me.
05:41Sir, I want to change one filter.
05:44You haven't changed the filter yet.
05:46Sir, the tape is not working.
05:53Sir, I am sorry.
05:55When the tape was not working,
05:57the hook was also not working.
06:00The hook was not working.
06:07What happened?
06:08What's going on?
06:10Kuddu.
06:11What's going on?
06:12Sir, I...
06:13Where are you going?
06:16The owner of the car is here.
06:17We want to slap you.
06:20Kuddu.
06:21Do your work.
06:22Sir, I...
06:24We want to slap you.
06:28Sir, this is my car.
06:30You don't know.
06:32Is this your car?
06:33Yes, it is.
06:34Wow!
06:36This is too much.
06:37Kuddu.
06:38Yes.
06:39Do your work.
06:40Okay.
06:41Wash the car.
06:42Where are you going?
06:44I want to wash my lap.
06:46Do it here.
06:47First wash the car.
06:48Then wash it.
06:50Do one thing.
06:51There is a car in front.
06:53Throw a firecracker on it.
06:54Throw a cloth on it.
06:55I will do it.
06:56Sir, do your work.
06:57Wash your hands.
06:59Sir, this is...
07:00Change the air filter.
07:02Air filter?
07:03Air filter.
07:04Sir, I don't understand.
07:05Ask me.
07:06What?
07:07Kuddu, he is asking you.
07:08He is my teacher.
07:12Teacher Pappu.
07:13You come to change the air filter every other day.
07:16Why do you sit in the car?
07:20Sir, it will cost Rs. 8000.
07:22Rs. 8000?
07:23Yes.
07:24Isn't it too expensive?
07:25It is too much.
07:26It is too expensive.
07:27It is too expensive.
07:28The gas collector will give you Rs. 6000.
07:30Hello!
07:33Sir, when you change the filter along with oil, you get a discount.
07:37Yes, there is a discount.
07:39But I don't think you get a discount anywhere else in the world.
07:42But still he is saying it is too expensive.
07:44It is expensive because the energy deficiency in Pakistan.
07:49Yes.
07:50and expensive energy.
07:52That's why the cost of making parts has gone up.
07:56The dollar has come down a bit.
07:58But things are not going down.
08:00Do you know that the dollar is better for the country?
08:03How?
08:04The reason is that the people who approach you for products
08:09calculate in dollars.
08:11So things are cheaper for them.
08:13This is one reason that Japan has kept its currency very low.
08:18The Japanese yen was very low.
08:20It was much lower than the Pak Rupees.
08:22It has come up now.
08:22Although the country was developing.
08:24So that the products were cheaper.
08:27Where are your cars coming from today?
08:29From Japan.
08:30The reason is that it is cheaper for you.
08:33So you will be cheaper for the world
08:35if your currency is lower.
08:37We are very cheap but nothing is made here.
08:39It is not made. That's the problem.
08:41Whatever it is, we will change it.
08:43It will cost Rs. 8000. I will do it.
08:44It will take a minute.
08:45What are you doing?
08:46Sir, give me Rs. 2.
08:48Sir, you are asking for a high price.
08:49Sir, I will charge you Rs. 3000 for the Japanese yen.
08:52What?
08:53Japanese yen?
08:54Rs. 3000?
08:55Who are you?
08:56Is it a sure thing?
08:57Yes.
08:58Sir, Pak Ru has a name.
09:01Sir, it is your name. I won't spoil it.
09:03Don't worry. Give me Rs. 3000.
09:04I will apply the filter.
09:05If it is a cheap job, then change the oil filter.
09:09Change the oil filter. It is for Rs. 2000.
09:11Rs. 2000? No, it is expensive.
09:13It is expensive.
09:14He has an oil filter.
09:15No, it is not for Rs. 2000.
09:17I will sell it for Rs. 1200.
09:19Hey!
09:22Sir, there is no saving in this.
09:24The oil filter is for him.
09:26We only save the oil.
09:29The oil that comes out?
09:30Yes.
09:30What do you do with it?
09:31Sir, we refresh it and sell it.
09:34Of course.
09:35We clean it and put the old oil in the same packing
09:39which is original and fake.
09:42We sell it as a counterfeit product.
09:44Sir, he will buy it.
09:46Hey!
09:49You are my friend.
09:50Sir, it is for Rs. 2000.
09:51It is for Rs. 2000. How will I keep it?
09:53Why are you telling me that it is for Rs. 2000?
09:54Sir, let me do it.
09:56Let me do it for Rs. 700.
09:57How will you save the money?
09:59I will save it. I will save it.
10:00In Rs. 700?
10:01It will be genuine.
10:02Genuine?
10:02Yes.
10:03Do it.
10:03Okay.
10:04Change the fan belt.
10:06It is a business.
10:07I have to eat food.
10:12I will eat five stars in front of you.
10:17You go back.
10:19Why are you troubling me?
10:21Are you mad?
10:21I will put so much of stuff in it.
10:22Put it in Rs. 700.
10:24Everything will be done.
10:25Give me two minutes.
10:26Do me a favour.
10:27Pappu, sir, the thing is that when rich people come to our shop
10:30we tell them that there is some noise in it.
10:33There will be a problem.
10:34It is better to change it.
10:34They are rich people.
10:36They do it.
10:37We take out their genuine stuff
10:38and sell it to the poor customers at a good price.
10:42Where will you get it from?
10:43There is a car of a rich man.
10:46I will get it from there.
10:47Come on, sir.
10:48I have got the stuff.
10:49Go and put it in.
10:50They say that you are a traitor.
10:52Come on, hurry up.
10:55Give me the keys.
10:56Okay, sir.
10:57Oh, God.
10:59Hello.
11:00Hello.
11:01Yes, my wife.
11:02What are you doing in the workshop?
11:06I am in the workshop.
11:07Who told you?
11:08Who is in the pink clothes with you?
11:10Pink clothes?
11:12He is the mechanic of the car.
11:14Why is there a smell of petrol?
11:17It is a personal matter.
11:18How can you smell it?
11:19Forget that.
11:20Get the work done and come home.
11:22I am coming home.
11:23Let me get the work done first.
11:24Okay, fine.
11:25Hey! Hey!
11:26What happened?
11:26Hey!
11:27I don't know whether you got hurt or they got hurt.
11:31Tell me something.
11:32If the car gets very hot
11:34and water comes out of the radiator
11:37then what should we do?
11:38Do women ask such questions?
11:41It is their job.
11:42Why? Why don't women have a job?
11:44Do you know that in World War II
11:45women made tanks?
11:47Sir, listen to me.
11:48All the cars are computerized.
11:50Do you know that in World War II
11:53women drove the most expensive machines in the world?
11:54You are right, but women..
11:55Do you know that in World War II
11:57women made the most parts?
11:59The workshop is nearby.
12:01Women do the tuning there.
12:03What are you doing?
12:06What are you doing?
12:08He is right. He is right, Mr. Deputy.
12:13Hello.
12:14Why did the girl in pink dress touch you?
12:16Why did she touch me?
12:19Stay away from her.
12:21Okay.
12:23What is the matter, Mr. Pandey? Tell me.
12:25Sir, I don't have time.
12:26Please stay away from me.
12:29I don't have time.
12:29Wherever I go, my wife finds out everything.
12:31Is there a tracker in the car?
12:32Yes, tracker.
12:33She is absolutely right.
12:34It can be a tracker.
12:35Do you understand what I am saying?
12:36What is the matter?
12:37What does she do to you?
12:39She traces you wherever she goes.
12:40Tell me what she did to you.
12:42Does she know about your clothes?
12:43She knows everything.
12:44She has a name, Saad Pappu.
12:46Really?
12:47Yes.
12:47Check it.
12:50Give it to me. Look at the mirror.
12:52Is there a camera here?
12:53No, sir.
12:58What is this?
13:00Did you keep this duck or your wife?
13:03My wife kept it.
13:05She put the camera in Chawla's mouth.
13:07Oh!
13:10What a style!
13:12I didn't get this.
13:13Come on, look for something else.
13:15Hold on.
13:17Hello.
13:18What are you looking for in the garbage?
13:23Hello, ma'am. I am not near the garbage.
13:25Why is this dog coming so close to you?
13:27Ma'am, I don't know anything about this.
13:29Actually, there was a duck in the car.
13:31I picked it up and threw it outside.
13:33Okay, fine. Okay.
13:34Okay, ma'am.
13:36That's it. That's it.
13:37That's it.
13:38There is a camera in this too.
13:39There is a camera in the pencil too.
13:41If you do this, it will come.
13:43If you do this, it will go off.
13:44This is off.
13:46There is a power cut in the workshop.
13:47I will switch it on.
13:51Ma'am, there was a useless pen in the car.
13:52I picked it up and threw it outside.
13:54Okay, fine. Okay.
13:56Okay.
13:58I found the stuff.
13:59Okay.
13:59Come on.
14:00Fit it.
14:01Fit it.
14:02Hurry up. I am getting late.
14:04I think you are cutting everything
14:05by bringing a bag.
14:07Why does he get late in the car?
14:09I don't understand.
14:10He doesn't have any work.
14:12He does this much.
14:14Hurry up.
14:16Please.
14:16It's done.
14:17Is it done?
14:17Come. Come.
14:18It's done.
14:19Okay, sir. Check your work.
14:21Mr. Haroon, I don't understand one thing.
14:23Whenever I take my car
14:25to check the air in the tyre,
14:27they say there is a puncture in the tyre.
14:28There is a puncture in the tyre.
14:29Why? There is no puncture in the tyre.
14:31Look, when you go out four times a day
14:33to fill the air, it means there is a puncture in the tyre.
14:35Brother, you can pay as much as you want
14:38to fix the puncture.
14:40Greetings.
14:42Yes.
14:43How are you?
14:43Greetings.
14:44You fool.
14:46Come here.
14:47Come here.
14:48Yes.
14:49He is speaking.
14:50He is also from Rocky.
14:52These two will change in 8 years.
14:58Do you want to wear new shoes or old ones?
15:00No. No.
15:00I wanted to tell you two things.
15:04You told me about the car.
15:06The car is here.
15:08Is it?
15:08Yes.
15:09This is the car?
15:10This is the car.
15:10Mr. Haroon, he is very clever.
15:12How?
15:13He can bring anything to my house.
15:16Brother, I will be back in two minutes.
15:19The car is here.
15:20Yes.
15:21Come.
15:21Did you want to buy a car?
15:22Yes.
15:24Come, brother.
15:25Come.
15:28This car can go for 16,000 kilometers.
15:30It is bumper to bumper genuine.
15:32Wow.
15:32We can do anything with this.
15:35Wow.
15:35Guddu.
15:36Look at this.
15:37Yes.
15:37Genuine.
15:38Hello.
15:39This is the car.
15:40Genuine.
15:41Where are you selling the car?
15:42Listen to me.
15:43Yes.
15:43This car will be very useful.
15:45It will be very useful.
15:48Brother, I don't want to sell the car.
15:50I don't want to sell it, Guddu.
15:51You will sell it tomorrow.
15:52I won't sell it day after tomorrow.
15:53It looks good.
15:54It will last for a year.
15:55Yes.
15:55We will keep it under the car.
15:57We will keep it under the car.
15:59Okay.
15:59It is very useful.
16:00You should buy it.
16:01Yes.
16:02It will cost you 1.25 lakhs.
16:08But, Mr. Haroon.
16:09Yes.
16:10How will you drive the car?
16:11Is the accelerator like this or like this?
16:14You will press both the accelerator and the brake together.
16:17Sir, I am buying an auto car for this reason.
16:20Yes.
16:20It doesn't have a brake.
16:22No.
16:22Sir, it has a brake.
16:24But, it has only an accelerator.
16:27How?
16:28Like this.
16:29Now press the brake.
16:30Wait. I will have to sit in the car.
16:33Like this.
16:34Give me the money.
16:35Tell me the rate.
16:36I have to go out.
16:38Brother, for you.
16:39Yes.
16:401.6 lakhs.
16:41Hello.
16:42This is a very cheap rate.
16:431.6 lakhs.
16:44I am telling you the truth, brother.
16:47It will cost you at least 4 to 5 lakhs.
16:51You just said 1.25 lakhs.
16:53It has been so long.
16:56Guddu, I won't sell the car.
16:57Hello.
16:58What nonsense is this?
17:00What are you saying?
17:00Sir, it will cost you a lot of money.
17:02Don't you have any sense?
17:03It will cost you a lot of money.
17:05Get it fixed from the repair shop.
17:09It is 1.6 lakhs.
17:12Don't say anything.
17:13Okay.
17:14Give it to me.
17:15It will cost you 1.6 lakhs.
17:16I am not able to understand the model.
17:19I have opened the filter.
17:22It has given the answer.
17:23I..
17:23This car goes from one side.
17:25Yes, it goes from one side.
17:26It goes from the other side.
17:28Yes, from one side.
17:28It has to go from one side.
17:30Believe me.
17:32It feels as if it is genuine.
17:34Brother, the battery of this car..
17:37..is drawing a lot of current.
17:38There is something wrong with it.
17:39The battery?
17:40Yes.
17:41It is in full current.
17:43Yes.
17:43It is like a soldier.
17:47My brother, listen to me.
17:48The radiator below it..
17:50..is out of order.
17:51You will have to repair it..
17:52..in a year or two.
17:54Radiator?
17:55Yes.
17:56I have seen the radiator.
17:57Yes.
17:58I have seen the radiator.
18:00He has seen the radiator.
18:03Sir, why are you damaging the engine?
18:05Do you see this?
18:06The ring piston has given the answer.
18:07What kind of ring is this?
18:09Wait a minute.
18:10It is below the ring for the plastic support.
18:12That is made of rubber.
18:14It is below that too.
18:15There is a body below that.
18:16It is below that.
18:17There is a support below that.
18:19It is below that.
18:20Brother, how far will you go below that?
18:22Listen to me.
18:23Yes.
18:24The ring piston..
18:25Yes.
18:25The ring piston has given the answer.
18:27Yes.
18:28I feel like kissing it.
18:30Okay, it is done.
18:32It is done.
18:33Rs. 2.5 lakhs.
18:34Rs. 2.5 lakhs.
18:35You get the car ready.
18:36I will get sweets for brother.
18:38Okay, go straight.
18:39Don't go this way.
18:41Go straight, brother.
18:42You will get it tomorrow.
18:43Yes, sir.
18:47It is a deal.
18:48The owner has the right on this money.
18:50I have to do all the work.
18:52I have to pay him.
18:52When will you get the money?
18:54You are getting sweets.
18:55Yes.
18:56I have got it from Delhi pool.
19:02I had gone out.
19:04I had gone out.
19:05Why did you go?
19:06Why did you go?
19:07It was an important work.
19:09I don't know where I am going.
19:10I don't know where I am going.
19:12Why have you kept your head on the shoulder?
19:14Sir.
19:14It is a joke.
19:15Sir.
19:16Yes.
19:16I can hear a woman's voice in the engine.
19:19Let me check the car.
19:20It is on the speaker.
19:24Okay.
19:29You sold my father's car?
19:31When did you come?
19:34Is she your wife?
19:36Yes.
19:37Okay, fine.
19:39You sold my father's car.
19:41But please don't leave me.
19:44Why do you take care of him so much?
19:45I am very possessive for him.
19:47I am very insecure.
19:49What if he leaves me and goes to someone else?
19:51Yes.
19:52Forget it.
19:53Believe me.
19:54She is a good woman.
19:58Now I understand why you were standing here for so long.
20:02Why?
20:03You were standing here because of them, right?
20:04Not them.
20:05I beg of you.
20:07Please take your eyes off him.
20:09Don't ruin my house.
20:10Sister, I swear.
20:12Both of them will spit on him.
20:18Don't ruin my house.
20:20I pray for you.
20:22I pray that you get a better house and a better son.
20:24We got it.
20:27Sister, we are already married.
20:29He is also married.
20:32Mr. Haroon, it is true.
20:33He has a dog as well.
20:36I will give you Rs. 3,000.
20:39If you don't give it to me.
20:45Ladies and gentlemen, we will take a short break.
20:47We will have fun.
20:48People watch Netflix these days.
20:52I don't know what crime they watch.
20:54There is a series on Netflix.
20:56God forgive me.
20:58I have seen a series on it.
20:59Excuse me.
21:00Okay.
21:01Episode number six of that series.
21:03Useless, useless, useless.
21:05What?
21:06What is useless?
21:07Sir, we have come to Punjab to buy stairs.

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