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00:00Hello viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshi Aariyan.
00:21Friends, I have read a research a few days ago, that is self-serving bias.
00:26What is self-serving bias?
00:28It exists in a human being and he does not realize it.
00:31It was there in me and it exists in other people as well.
00:34We should all avoid it.
00:35What is it?
00:36It is that what we see is what we think is more.
00:42What we do not see is what we think is less.
00:44What am I trying to say?
00:46Where am I trying to fit this?
00:47I am trying to fit this between a spouse or between two partners at home.
00:54This is how it fits, that you only see what you are doing.
00:59If you go out and earn money, you are the man of the house,
01:03you are going out and earning money, you know about your external battles,
01:06you know what I am doing for my family,
01:09but because you do not see what your wife is doing for you,
01:14you think that I am doing more.
01:16A survey was done, there were lakhs of people in it,
01:20lakhs of partners, lakhs of husband and wife were involved in it
01:23and everyone's answer was that I work more or I work more.
01:29Same goes for the female.
01:30They think that we work all day because that work happens in front of them,
01:35so they think that we work more.
01:38But when the survey ended and the research started,
01:42they realized that many times it is happening that one partner is working a lot
01:48but the other does not feel it and in many places,
01:51both are working equally but they do not feel it.
01:54So remember that if you want to compare that you work more,
01:59then one day take a list and sit down and write it down.
02:03Write down what you did in a day.
02:05If you make that list for just one month,
02:07then you will start sympathizing with each other,
02:10you will start realizing that a single person does nothing,
02:13but your partner, your life partner, your better half,
02:18they are actually making your life together and they are working equally.
02:23Come, let's start today's show with this message.
02:26Let's take you to the railway station today and see what the situation is in the village.
02:36Oh, Mr. Chaudhary has come.
02:39Greetings, Uncle.
02:40Greetings.
02:42Oh wow, Munshi is also with you.
02:44Whose grave are you putting these flowers in?
02:46Actually, my friend is coming today.
02:48Now who will make him understand?
02:50What?
02:51You get meat in the village too, where are you getting it from?
02:53He is calling me a friend.
02:55Yes.
02:56Yes.
02:56Yesterday I gave you a name, friend, friend, friend.
03:00Oh, pickle?
03:02Why pickle? Don't you get pickle in the village?
03:04Makhiya, make him understand.
03:07Mr. Munshi is talking about a friend, Mr. Chaudhary, friend.
03:10Friend is not a friend.
03:12Who?
03:13Friend, friend, friend.
03:14Actually, I am welcoming a friend who is meeting me after 30 years.
03:20Oh wow, very good.
03:22And these flowers are for his welcome.
03:25And I am going to make him talk.
03:26Okay.
03:28Actually, I was in the fourth class.
03:31And a boy became my friend in the class.
03:34Our best friend, it was mine, you see, he is somewhere.
03:38Once I got drenched in the river.
03:40Oh.
03:40The water was very deep.
03:42Okay.
03:42My breath stopped.
03:44Okay.
03:44He kissed me.
03:46Yes.
03:46He didn't say a word and threw me out.
03:48What is this?
03:50Chaudhary is behind you.
03:51Yes.
03:53Then once I had a fight in school.
03:56Yes.
03:56There were 40 boys and I was alone.
03:58At that time, Chaudhary, 40 boys were not in the whole school.
04:03Then my friend.
04:05Yes.
04:06He brought me a fat boy and we thrashed the 40 boys.
04:10Wow, wow, wow.
04:12He used to beat me up.
04:13In the fourth class.
04:19That's how it happened.
04:19Okay, okay, okay.
04:21Okay.
04:21Then I met a very nice man.
04:23I fell in love with him.
04:25Wow.
04:25We lived like brothers.
04:26Then we got separated.
04:27He went to his village and I went to my village.
04:30So how did you meet him again?
04:32It's been a few days.
04:33I made him on Facebook.
04:35So what do you want to eat?
04:35Are you hungry, Chaudhary?
04:37No, no.
04:37Yes.
04:38You must have made a profile.
04:39The one who is called a profile.
04:40Okay.
04:41I made him and he sent me a request.
04:44You said, you.
04:45I said, you.
04:48Look, Facebook.
04:49He laughed.
04:49He laughed.
04:50Wow, wow, wow.
04:51What's the use of Facebook?
04:52He made us separate.
04:53Today he is coming but tomorrow his dogs will come.
04:55Why?
04:56There is no investigation here.
04:59What do you mean?
05:00Your friend has become a very big officer.
05:02He is a very big officer.
05:03Dogs come like this.
05:06I am very embarrassed here.
05:08Why?
05:08Dogs have smelled Chaudhary.
05:10Then?
05:11He knows.
05:12I told him to take a bath.
05:15But he didn't smell him.
05:16He smelled Chaudhary.
05:18Then?
05:18He smelled Chaudhary so much,
05:20that when he reached, he started spitting on him.
05:23Chaudhary.
05:24Yes, Chaudhary.
05:25I told all the villagers to come for the welcome.
05:27I told everyone that everyone will come for the welcome.
05:31Why late?
05:32They won't come.
05:32Let them come.
05:33They are our employees too.
05:35You..
05:36He is here.
05:37One minute, one minute.
05:38Yes.
05:39He is not my friend.
05:40Who is he?
05:42All of you will have to go out from here.
05:43We have to do security clearance.
05:45Oh.
05:46What do you have to do?
05:47What do you have to do?
05:47Security clearance.
05:49I am Mr. Chaudhary's personal security guard
05:52and security advisor.
05:53Who is he?
05:55He is in-charge of his security.
05:57All his guards work under him.
05:59He has come here to see if there is any such thing.
06:02All of you go out.
06:03I will call you by scanning you one by one.
06:05Let's go.
06:05Let's go out.
06:06One by one?
06:06Are you going to give us flour?
06:08Give us flour.
06:09Not like this.
06:10Go out.
06:11Come out.
06:11Come out.
06:12What are you doing here?
06:14We are from Rashfata.
06:15Come on, let's go.
06:15Hurry up.
06:16Hurry up?
06:17Where are you going?
06:19What is there to be scared of?
06:20This is our village.
06:23Poor guy.
06:25Take your men.
06:27Which language should I speak?
06:30Oh, God.
06:31Harun sir is with him.
06:32Hey, hey.
06:33Hey, hey.
06:33The village's security guard has to go out too.
06:36This way.
06:37We used to go there for a few months.
06:38Now it is closed.
06:40Harun sir.
06:41Why have you decorated the railway station so much?
06:43For my friend's arrival.
06:45Oh, okay.
06:46Mr. Shashank Chaudhary has done it.
06:48Yes.
06:49Yes.
06:49You come this way.
06:52Hands up.
06:52Put your hands like this.
06:55Hello, everyone.
06:56Mr. Rajeev.
06:58It is a great blessing of God.
06:59We have met after a long time.
07:02Okay.
07:02Take seven steps.
07:03Seven steps.
07:05I will come first.
07:06Yes.
07:06This way.
07:07When did you come out?
07:08I couldn't hug you.
07:10Come, Mr. Rao.
07:13I will steal from you.
07:16You will steal?
07:17Yes.
07:18What did you find for me?
07:20What did you find for me?
07:22What is this?
07:23He is sweet, Mr. Chaudhary.
07:25This way.
07:27Okay.
07:29I don't need to search.
07:30Do you have any kind of weapon or weapon?
07:32No, no.
07:33The one which is in my hand,
07:34it cuts my teeth.
07:43Okay.
07:45Okay?
07:45Yes.
07:46Why are you doing all this?
07:48Tell me this.
07:48I need security clearance.
07:51Security?
07:51When did you become my childhood friend?
07:54Mr. Chaudhary kept this security himself.
07:56What?
07:57The people of the village requested
07:59to take care of Mr. Chaudhary.
08:01Because the way Mr. Chaudhary has served the village,
08:03I can't tell you.
08:04This is a disgusting place.
08:07Trust me.
08:07What are you doing?
08:09The railway station of our village
08:11is so advanced
08:12that often aircrafts land there.
08:14What?
08:15No, the train.
08:17Yes.
08:17The train doesn't touch the aircraft.
08:21Okay, you are holding the gun in your hand.
08:24Where is your third hand?
08:26What is third hand?
08:27You see,
08:28people who are very high-profile personalities,
08:32if they have guards like this,
08:34sometimes they hold one hand like this.
08:38Like this.
08:39And this gesture means
08:41that actually this is not a real hand.
08:45Their real hand is inside
08:46and the weapon is held inside.
08:48I see.
08:49And they hold the weapon like this from inside.
08:52But from outside, it looks like the hand is like this.
08:54That hand is held like this
08:56so that as soon as they see danger,
08:58they fire from inside.
08:59I have seen it.
09:00I have seen it.
09:03Mr. Chaudhary,
09:04meet me in Sialkot.
09:05Let me also meet you there.
09:07Now he is winning again.
09:09He is saying that he will let me meet him there.
09:10Meet him there.
09:11He is talking about me.
09:12No one will let you meet him in Sialkot.
09:14Our Mr. Chaudhary has made the whole village
09:17free Wi-Fi.
09:18Oh, wow.
09:19Our Mr. Chaudhary has done such a thing
09:22that every famous brand in the world
09:24is in our village.
09:25Wow.
09:25Don't we have a tobacco shop here?
09:27We have everything here.
09:29Yes, we have.
09:30We have our own tobacco.
09:32We should have our own culture here.
09:34This is a good thing.
09:35We have all the brands.
09:36Cut brand.
09:39Our Mr. Chaudhary has given so much attention
09:40to education
09:41that in every house of the village,
09:42there is a doctor, an engineer, a pilot
09:45and a mechanical engineer.
09:46All the schools are closed here.
09:49No, no.
09:50When did it get closed?
09:51Yes.
09:51Everything is here.
09:53I am saying that people should study in my village.
09:57He doesn't let anyone come.
09:58He doesn't let anyone go from here.
10:00No, whoever comes and goes,
10:02but when I go to my village, I have everything.
10:05We have a hospital here.
10:06It is very good.
10:07Yes.
10:07My husband and wife are running it.
10:09No, Mr. Chaudhary.
10:11You have made a hospital for one lady.
10:13Why didn't you make a ladies' hospital?
10:14No, my dear.
10:15You are misunderstanding.
10:17My dear?
10:18I am saying this in the routine.
10:21In the village, in the routine.
10:22He is saying this.
10:23He is saying this to Chudrani.
10:27I am sitting next to her.
10:28Okay, then.
10:29He has kept such a good moustache.
10:31Actually, there is a ladies' hospital.
10:33We don't take one lady from outside.
10:36It is a ladies' hospital.
10:37Okay, okay.
10:38Ladies come here as per their wish.
10:39Look at this boy.
10:40Are you seeing this?
10:41Yes.
10:41I had a lot of space in my village.
10:44He said, I want to become a pilot.
10:46I said, where will you become?
10:47Become here.
10:48I made an airport for him.
10:51No.
10:51He puts a flat here.
10:53No.
10:54This pilot is from our village.
10:56He is still sitting in the cockpit.
10:58Tell me.
10:59Which airline pilot?
11:00Pakistan Railway Airline.
11:01He is making me do all the work.
11:04He is doing everything.
11:06All the roads are paved here.
11:07I am not in a small village.
11:10Look at this face of this boy.
11:14He is so educated.
11:16He is well-educated.
11:17Tell me, how much did you study?
11:18I studied in Human Psychology.
11:22I have done my PhD.
11:24I don't want to say anything.
11:25Okay, then.
11:26My thesis is going on.
11:29Greetings.
11:30Greetings, Chori.
11:31One minute.
11:32What is this?
11:33This is our doctor from our village.
11:37Yes.
11:38He is a doctor.
11:38Who is Chori?
11:39You are a doctor.
11:40Chori.
11:41Yes.
11:42I am Mochi.
11:42Yes, I am Mochi.
11:43You are so sweet.
11:44What?
11:44You have not forgotten your status.
11:46You have become a doctor.
11:48He is a doctor.
11:49He is a lady doctor.
11:50Yes.
11:51Nice.
11:52What?
11:52Chori.
11:53Chori, don't say this.
11:56I have lost to the boys of Aswathal.
12:00Chori, I want to go to Chheti.
12:02Aswathal is open there.
12:04The boys will cut the solution and sleep there.
12:06Yes.
12:08What solution are you talking about?
12:09He is giving me a solution.
12:11Chori, it is possible in our village.
12:13Okay, Chori.
12:13Chori, do whatever you want.
12:15It is time for the landing.
12:18He is the lady doctor of our village.
12:20Yes.
12:21Where did you do your MBBS?
12:22What was my name?
12:24Seena Bhasina.
12:24Yes, Seena Bhasina.
12:26Seena Bhasina.
12:28What is wrong with the skin of humans?
12:30Do you think the skin of animals is like this?
12:34Okay, let me introduce you.
12:36He goes to the bathroom from 9 to 12 in the morning.
12:39Okay.
12:40Why?
12:40There are many patients there.
12:41He wears more shoes there.
12:43He has made the patient wear shoes.
12:45He says, go inside.
12:47Whenever we have a problem with the patient..
12:51Yes.
12:51..he takes us to the patient.
12:53What?
12:54And your wife is very smart in this.
12:58Yes, I am very smart.
12:59Yes, she is very smart.
13:00Keep the patient's shoes.
13:01I will get the needles in the morning.
13:02Okay.
13:05Shoes?
13:06Yes, the skin will be very soft.
13:08Legs will be very strong.
13:11Don't lie.
13:12You have a patient who wears leather shoes?
13:15Yes.
13:19It is not shining.
13:20There is a problem.
13:22What?
13:23Many people board the plane without a ticket.
13:26Which plane has a ticket without a ticket?
13:30Tell me, when the plane has to take off..
13:32Yes.
13:32..how much throttle do you keep on both the sides?
13:35I keep it slow.
13:36I keep it at 50 km.
13:37Because you have given me a badi.
13:39Which plane is flying in our country?
13:43Stop your plane.
13:45What do you do?
13:46I am an English professor.
13:48English professor.
13:49Okay.
13:49How are you feeling today?
13:51Cold drink?
13:53AC car.
14:06Listen, I don't understand this kind of English.
14:10Glass?
14:11Bottle?
14:12Jungle?
14:19I don't know why they are clapping.
14:21He is just taking names of particular products.
14:23That's it.
14:25Ring?
14:26Piston?
14:27Shark and radiator?
14:36You English finish?
14:38I am okay?
14:39Win?
14:40Yes, you win.
14:45You said that you did a PhD in human psychology
14:49and you are doing your thesis here.
14:51Will you answer questions like me?
14:54Okay.
14:54Wow, Mr. Chaudhary.
14:56Tell me, what is the Barnum effect on the human mind?
15:06You tell me.
15:08Which doctor says that his wife hit him?
15:12That doctor.
15:12That doctor.
15:13This doctor.
15:15There is no such doctor here.
15:18What is the cause of conformation?
15:20If you interfere in someone's fight
15:24then you will get into trouble.
15:25Keep yourself here.
15:27If someone hits you, you will live.
15:29Like this.
15:32But if you are angry..
15:34I am not asking you.
15:35I teach everyone.
15:36I don't care about myself.
15:38I teach everyone.
15:39Tell me, what is the cause of spleen?
15:42It is thin and it doesn't hold much.
15:46It opens very quickly.
15:47This is so stupid.
15:50No, I..
15:51I don't keep a spleen.
15:53I always work on leather.
15:56Which doctor is he?
15:57He is talking about leather only.
16:00My patient is cured.
16:01He didn't get spleen.
16:03Next day, he will shave my head.
16:04Why is the patient getting spleen?
16:08I am crying here.
16:10I have stolen it.
16:12Keep it safe.
16:13There are two boys in my village.
16:15One is an engineer.
16:16Yes.
16:16Okay.
16:16Yes.
16:17One is a computer engineer.
16:19Yes, one is a mouse.
16:23I have made a software like this.
16:24It has become so famous.
16:26Go to any shop and get a software
16:27that can sing a lullaby.
16:30Software that can sing a lullaby?
16:31Boys have a tight throat.
16:34They will ask you to eat Dhillon.
16:40Tell me, what is C++?
16:43It is a spicy salad that you eat at night.
16:45That is C++.
16:47It is a programming term.
16:48C++.
16:50Madam, I went for programming at night.
16:52That is C++.
16:54Boys answer me.
16:56Very good.
16:57Tell me, what is CGI?
17:00It has been three days that I didn't get CGI.
17:04Leave it.
17:05Tell me, who knows animation?
17:07He has got so much animation the day before yesterday.
17:09What should I tell you?
17:12Call Mr. Chaudhary.
17:13I will call him.
17:15I am done with my responsibilities.
17:17I am Chaudhary's musician for 20 years.
17:20I have composed so many songs.
17:23I have composed so many bad songs.
17:26No, no, no.
17:28I have a lot of fun.
17:30No, that is enough.
17:34Okay, done.
17:35The car is here.
17:36Mr. Chaudhary is coming.
17:37I will bring him.
17:38Follow him.
17:40Hurry up.
17:41Hurry up.
17:43Come.
17:44Come here.
17:45Mr. Chaudhary, the car is coming on my line.
17:47Hurry up.
17:48Come on, hurry up.
17:49Come on, hurry up.
17:52Take this.
17:59Mr. Chaudhary, where are you going?
18:00Where are you going?
18:01Where is my friend?
18:02I am restless here.
18:03Take this.
18:06I am craving for a hug.
18:08Call Mr. Chaudhary.
18:09I am dying of thirst.
18:11Mr. Chaudhary, he is here.
18:14He is right in front of you.
18:15How many people are there?
18:1611 people.
18:16There are so many people.
18:17Call Mr. Chaudhary.
18:18I am dying of thirst.
18:21Look down a little.
18:23A little more.
18:24A little more.
18:26What is this?
18:29Mr. Chaudhary.
18:30Yes.
18:30He is so fat.
18:32He is fighting with so much weight.
18:33Yes.
18:33I think he has lost all his weight.
18:36Grandpa.
18:40Viewers, I have a small break.
18:42Don't go anywhere.
18:43We will meet after the break.
18:44Uncle, don't move towards me.
18:46Why?
18:46You are doing it to me.
18:48I will make you sit on my lap.
18:50But listen to me.
18:52I think no one has ever so faces you before.
18:54Mrs. Toti, what is the matter?
18:55Don't you dare call me Mrs.
18:57Okay.
18:58You are mischievous.
18:59Your sons are older than me.
19:01I can see that.
19:02I will teach you a lesson.
19:03Don't do that.
19:05No, no. I'll hit you.
19:13Welcome back, viewers.
19:14Mr. Arun, you've locked the door again.
19:16That's because our barrier is broken.
19:20Barrier is always broken.
19:22If someone comes, we lock the door.
19:23But at least get the door next to the set.
19:26Yes, I'm thinking of getting it fixed.
19:29Our set is so royal.
19:30And it gives a strange local look.
19:32At least get the door next to your grandma's house.
19:34Oh, so that's where they are.
19:39Open the door. Open the door.
19:40It's very cold. The door is closed.
19:42There's no one at home.
19:45Are you at your in-laws' house?
19:47Yes. Dad isn't at home.
19:48Dad isn't at home.
19:50Open the door. He's here.
19:53Uncle, you can go to the house next door.
19:55Open the door. Who are you people?
19:58We're sleeping inside.
19:59Let us sleep inside. Open the door.
20:02Open the door.
20:03Be patient. Who is it?
20:05Who is it?
20:07You're here?
20:09Where?
20:10I left my trolley here.
20:12This is the same one.
20:13Yes.
20:13This is our show.
20:14Open the door.
20:15Just a minute.
20:16Open the door.
20:17Don't try to manhandle me.
20:20He's here with his wife.
20:22I bought a car.
20:24You're so smart.
20:25Take care of your kids.
20:26Yes, sir.
20:27What do you mean you bought a car?
20:28Just a minute. Shut up.
20:30Who is it?
20:30Sir, this is our car.
20:32This is our car.
20:34Mr. Dhani?
20:35Yes.
20:35He's in jail.
20:36I bought a car.
20:37I bought it.
20:38Where will you set it?
20:39I'll keep it here.
20:40Dad, that's a dump.
20:42Just a minute.
20:43I don't talk to women.
20:46Listen to me.
20:47Just a minute.
20:48Who sold you this house?
20:49He sold it to him.
20:50Keep it here.
20:51Keep it here.
20:51What are you doing?
20:53Keep it here.
20:54I'll make a bathroom here.
20:57Sir.
20:58Keep it here.
20:58My kids are here.
21:00Just a minute.
21:01Give it to me.
21:03My kids are here.
21:04Look, he's bringing the trunk.
21:06Come here.
21:07Just a minute.
21:08He likes cleaning.
21:09He's the first one to come inside.
21:12What happened, sir?
21:13He's in our custody.
21:13What are you doing in our house?
21:16These are furniture.
21:18Set the Pandey Kundal here.
21:22Dad, where are you sitting?
21:23Keep it there.
21:25Where should I sit?
21:25Here.
21:26Let me sit here.
21:27What are you doing?
21:29I was commenting.
21:30What are you doing in the kitchen?
21:32I'm making Pandey Kundal here.
21:34Keep it there.
21:35What are you doing?
21:36I'm recording a show.
21:37I'm paying for the things you said.
21:39What are you paying for?
21:41I'm playing.
21:41Go away.
21:42Keep it there.
21:43Keep it there.
21:45Dad, he's angry.
21:46He's scolding me.
21:47He's jealous.
21:49He doesn't have a house like this.
21:52Dad, they're very cruel.
21:53They'll kill you if they see you.
21:57He's riding a motorbike in a hurry.
22:00Wait a minute, uncle.
22:01This is Lakha's show.
22:02Do you have any shame?
22:03You're a son of a beggar.
22:04I'll hit you.
22:06Get lost.
22:06Who will you hit?
22:08Do you know?
22:09This is a media show.
22:10Listen to me.
22:11This is our show.
22:13Wait a minute.
22:13Sit in front of him.
22:14This is your father's place.
22:16Is this your father's place?
22:18This is your father's place.
22:19You can bury your father here.
22:20Don't hit me.
22:22Jealous people.
22:23What else can I do?
22:24You're sitting here.
22:25What did I do to you?
22:26What will you do to your mother?
22:27Go out and do something.
22:30You're my mother's brother.
22:31My mother doesn't have a mother.
22:33You're my mother.
22:33Sit on the chair.
22:34Uncle, don't sit facing me.
22:36Why?
22:37You're facing him.
22:38I'll make you sit on the chair.
22:40Listen to me.
22:43No one has ever faced you.
22:45You're a fool.
22:46Don't you dare call me a fool.
22:48Yes.
22:48Your son is younger than me.
22:50Your son is elder to me.
22:51He looks younger to me.
22:53I'll hit you.
22:54Let me go.
22:56No.
22:56I'll hit you.
22:57Uncle, you're sitting here.
22:59You can't get air from here.
23:00Listen to me.
23:01Go away.
23:03Are you mad?
23:04Why did you throw away the plastic utensils?
23:06What are you doing?
23:07This house is old.
23:10It had broken windows.
23:12I'll get it back.
23:13Brother, you're blocking the camera.
23:16Move your hand.
23:17I'll hit you.
23:19Yes.
23:19You're talking too much.
23:20Tell him.
23:21Why did you come here?
23:23Why did you come here?
23:26Wait.
23:27Hey.
23:28Hey.
23:28Are you coming on a cycle?
23:30Yes.
23:31Pundi.
23:31Come here.
23:32Don't you dare call my mother a mother.
23:34Pundi.
23:35Pundi.
23:36What are you doing?
23:37What Pundi?
23:38What Pundi?
23:39Come here.
23:40Dad, sit.
23:40I'm a tenant. I don't want to talk to you.
23:43Tell him.
23:44Tell him.
23:44Have you ever seen a house like this?
23:47I've never seen a house like this.
23:50Sit here.
23:51Sit here.
23:51Go and sit there.
23:53I'll go but this is my set.
23:56I'm telling you to behave.
23:57Yes.
23:57Go.
23:58Listen to me.
24:00Hello, brother.
24:00I'll tell you.
24:02I'll send the old woman to the police station and file a case against you.
24:06Brother, pick him up.
24:08What will I do here?
24:10Okay.
24:11I'll sit here.
24:13Insolent.
24:14He hit me.
24:15He hit me.
24:16Did he hit you?
24:17He hit me.
24:19Do you know he has a hole in his heart?
24:22Sorry.
24:23Come here.
24:24Sorry.
24:25Come here.
24:26Do you know I'm making swimming pool here?
24:29Make it here.
24:30Make it here.
24:31Make it here.
24:32I'll go from here.
24:35I'm fine. I won't come out.
24:38Mr. Arun, he's a nice guy.
24:39He's very concerned about his wife's maintenance.
24:42Yes.
24:43Mom, sit.
24:44Hello.
24:45You're my mom.
24:46Bring the puppet somewhere else.
24:48Bring the puppet somewhere else.
24:49I want to say that if you say a word..
24:53..I'll kill you.
24:55Stop your nonsense.
24:56Don't play the flute.
24:58Look at his face.
24:59Okay, I'll go.
25:00Get up.
25:01I'll go from here.
25:02I'll kill you.
25:03What's going on, Mr. Snehan?
25:04Where are you going?
25:06Sit down.
25:07I'll kill him.
25:09Behave yourself.
25:10Don't call me decent.
25:12I'll slap you.
25:13Get up.
25:14Get up.
25:15Give me the paper.
25:16Sit down.
25:17I'm going.
25:18Get up.
25:19The work is getting messed up here.
25:20Come out.
25:21Come out.
25:22Come on.
25:23Pack your bags.
25:24Come on.
25:25Come on, aunty.
25:25Come on, get up.
25:26Come with me.
25:27I'm not sitting here to listen to your nonsense.
25:30I'm going.
25:31Yes.
25:31She's very stubborn.
25:33I'm going.
25:33Come on, go.
25:34Pack your bags.
25:35I'll kill you.
25:36Come on, well done.
25:37Come here.
25:38I'll kill you.
25:38You'll be ruined.
25:39You'll be ruined.
25:40We don't want to listen to your nonsense.
25:42She's very stubborn.
25:44Come on.
25:45She's stubborn.
25:46I don't want to listen to your nonsense.
25:47I'm going.
25:50Pack your bags and get out of here.
25:52Come on.
25:52Come on.
25:53Come on, get out of here.
25:54He's very stubborn.
25:56I'll kill you.
25:57Get up.
25:59Come on, get up.
26:01Get out of here.
26:02I'll kill you.
26:03He said that he was sitting quietly.
26:05But first he insulted my mother.
26:08Come on, get out of here.
26:09Don't talk to me.
26:10Is your wife here?
26:11I didn't tell my wife.
26:13What are you doing?
26:14I didn't tell my wife.
26:15Do you want to know?
26:16Do you want to know?
26:17Do you want to know?
26:18Get out of here.
26:20I'm not going to stay here.
26:22Get out of here.
26:23I'm telling you.
26:23Get out of here.
26:24No one will take care of you in Karachi.
26:26No one will take care of you in Karachi.
26:27Why?
26:28You took our house from us.
26:31Look at the way he's talking.
26:32Our father is very stubborn.
26:34Listen, I'm buying a house.
26:36Okay.
26:36You can't do anything here.
26:39Go to your house.
26:41Come on.
26:41Go.
26:41Come on.
26:46Mr. Agarwal's father is also here.
26:49Okay.
26:49You've seen Mr. Agarwal's father, right?
26:51You've seen him, right?
26:52I'm Kheer Khatta.
26:55Thakur, you don't have arms.
26:57So, what do you do with the camera and the binoculars?
26:59Come here.
27:00I'm here.
27:02Come to me.
27:03Stop staring at me.
27:04I'll come to you.
27:06What happened?
27:08What happened?
27:09What happened?
27:11What happened?
27:12My mobile is vibrating.
27:22Welcome back, viewers.
27:24Mr. Arun, in today's monologue
27:25you talked about self-serving bias.
27:27Yes.
27:28So, Arzu thinks that she loves me more.
27:31And I think that she loves me more.
27:34Although, self-serving bias is a completely different thing.
27:39Look, self-serving bias is...
27:41See, it often happens that a husband comes home
27:44and says that he's done a lot of work.
27:46He's tired.
27:47Now, don't make me do any work.
27:49Believe me, a few days ago, I saw a video
27:52where a man was telling someone.
27:53It was a bit of a comic video.
27:55He was showing that he has a basket at home.
27:58He can throw as many clothes as he wants in it.
28:00The next day, they'll be washed.
28:01Yes.
28:02There's a genie in my house.
28:03There's a genie in my house.
28:04How is that possible?
28:05There's a dining table in my house.
28:06No matter how many utensils you keep in it,
28:08the next day, they'll be washed.
28:09They'll be in the cupboard.
28:11Oh, wow.
28:11So, his wife will hold his ear from behind.
28:14Who is this?
28:16God bless you, brother.
28:18He looks like Superman.
28:22Greetings.
28:23Greetings.
28:27Thakur, you only feel cold in the back.
28:30Okay, the weapon is not there.
28:31It's not even far. It's just in my feet.
28:34Isra and Thakur's front is like a bird's wing.
28:37Why?
28:39I'm a private detective.
28:42Private detective.
28:45How do you do the massage on your back?
28:47I have a lot of desires.
28:49A lot of things are left to do.
28:50I felt like dancing like Shah Rukh in the Pathan film.
28:55But I couldn't do it.
28:57Thakur, tell us why did Gabbar cut your arm?
29:02We are cousins.
29:04Why?
29:04Thakur, Gabbar and Amanat.
29:07Detective, if you get engaged,
29:09where will you wear the ring?
29:11You put the lens on my ear, didn't you?
29:16Gabbar came to cut Mr. Agah's arm.
29:18Okay.
29:19You saw Mr. Agah's arm, right?
29:20He saw it and said, give it to me. I'll cut it.
29:24Thakur, if you don't have arms,
29:27what do you do with the camera and the binoculars?
29:29Come here.
29:30I'm here.
29:31Come to me.
29:32Stop staring at me. I'll come.
29:36What happened?
29:37What happened?
29:39What happened?
29:39I mean..
29:41What happened?
29:41My mobile is vibrating.
29:46How do you go to the bathroom?
29:48Like this.
29:53Why did you come here?
29:55Actually, I was keeping an eye on you for a long time.
29:58Oh.
29:59Really?
29:59A life partner of yours is cheating on you.
30:06Cheating?
30:06Oh.
30:07It's such a wrong thing to do.
30:09Tell me, is the person who is cheating a man or a woman?
30:12A man.
30:13Does that woman have any doubt?
30:14I had a doubt, too.
30:16But that woman doesn't have any doubt.
30:17She will be exposed today.
30:19What do you think, Malaika?
30:21No, I'm thinking that it's been a long time since we got married.
30:23She doesn't do such things.
30:25It's been a long time since you got married.
30:27Why are you talking to each other?
30:30It's been a long time since you got married.
30:32You should have got married earlier.
30:36It's been a long time since he got married.
30:37When he comes home, he says, I'm sitting here.
30:41It's been a long time since he got married.
30:42He doesn't have any wedding photos.
30:44He has a moustache and beard.
30:46He can never do that.
30:48He was doing it the day before yesterday.
30:50What?
30:51The hotel in Firdaus Market.
30:53Firdaus Market.
30:53He entered the third floor of that hotel.
30:58And there was another one above and below him.
31:02What?
31:03It was an apartment. What happened?
31:07He entered the bedroom of his apartment.
31:09And there was another one above and below him.
31:12What?
31:13It was cold. He was wearing a blanket.
31:14I see.
31:16And then Malaika, your husband..
31:21What was that?
31:22What was that?
31:23What was that?
31:24What was that?
31:27I already had a doubt that he was doing it.
31:30I was so lucky that God didn't give such a thief to anyone.
31:33There you go.
31:33You have given more time to make-up than to your husband.
31:37Are you talking to the evidence?
31:39No, I'm talking to Haroon.
31:41Do you have any photos of him?
31:44We don't have any small agencies.
31:46Okay.
31:46Photos, videos, any witnesses.
31:50No.
31:50What is this?
31:51I have the entire man.
31:53What?
31:54What did he do every day?
31:56He used to get married.
31:59What?
31:59He used to get married every day?
32:01No, I only know that he married Malaika once.
32:05And the rest?
32:06He will tell you what he used to do.
32:08You just make an order.
32:10What?
32:11How will he tell me?
32:12You tell me something.
32:13What?
32:14Where was your husband at 8 p.m. the day before yesterday?
32:16Islamabad.
32:19What is this?
32:20Islamabad is known as Laxmi Chowk.
32:22What?
32:23What was he doing there?
32:25There he was..
32:28Oh, God!
32:31Stop Malaika.
32:32Otherwise, I will punish many people.
32:36You tell me.
32:37What is the number that your husband calls you the most?
32:41Abid Ashraf.
32:43What happened?
32:45She has named Amna as Abid Ashraf.
32:47Amna?
32:47Oh, God!
32:50But Mr. Haroon, this is wrong.
32:53If no one has asked you to do this,
32:56like Malaika didn't hire her.
32:57I remember,
32:59Mr. Kudratullah Shahab has quoted in his book,
33:03that he got a file,
33:05which he had to deliver somewhere.
33:06It was something like this.
33:08It was confidential.
33:09And in it, against the Muslims..
33:11Pakistan was not formed yet.
33:13And against the Muslims,
33:14some things were written in it.
33:16Some plans were written.
33:18He opened that file.
33:20He opened it and read it.
33:22When he read it,
33:23he saw that it was a big conspiracy against the Muslims.
33:25So, he went to Qaid.
33:27And when he told Qaid,
33:29that I have come from such and such place.
33:31I am an officer.
33:32I had this file.
33:33I had to deliver it.
33:34But I opened this file.
33:36I read it.
33:37There is a conspiracy against us in this.
33:39So, you see this.
33:40So, Qaid said,
33:41were you allowed to open this?
33:45Yes.
33:45He said, no.
33:47Qaid said, go out.
33:48Wow!
33:49I don't want to see.
33:50You should do your duty.
33:52Absolutely.
33:53So, we don't want to be a spy.
33:56And the worst thing is
33:57when we eavesdrop,
34:00and try to listen to it.
34:01And nowadays, a very bad thing is done.
34:05It is done that if someone is using his cell phone,
34:07then we look at his screen.
34:09Wow!
34:10This is a very bad thing.
34:12No one allows us
34:15to interfere in someone's personal life.
34:18There is one more thing in personal life.
34:20Your siblings are also involved in this.
34:23Husband and wife are also involved in this.
34:24Parents are also involved in this.
34:26Don't listen to anyone.
34:27Don't interfere in anyone's life.
34:29Whatever he is talking to you,
34:30you just stay there.
34:31And he is doing the wrong thing.
34:32Whatever he is doing.
34:33How many houses are there in your husband's name?
34:35There is only one house.
34:39What happened?
34:41What happened?
34:42There are two more houses.
34:43Oh!
34:44What does he do there?
34:45Morning and evening.
34:47Day and night.
34:48Oh!
34:52No, no, Malaika. Don't cry.
34:53Don't cry.
34:54You have to stay awake.
34:57Malaika, don't cry.
34:58Malaika, keep quiet.
35:00It takes three hours for your make-up to dry.
35:01Keep quiet.
35:02No, no.
35:03It was very good.
35:05He has got two more houses.
35:07No, no. Don't cry.
35:09You know, Mr. Arun.
35:10I am not an ordinary man.
35:12You are a fool.
35:13I caught him.
35:16I thrashed him.
35:18You thrashed him?
35:19I tied his hands and legs.
35:21I put him in the car's boot and brought him here.
35:23I can't believe this.
35:24How did you do this?
35:25That Thakur.
35:26Yes.
35:27He had long nails in his shoes.
35:30He is a poor Thakur.
35:31His shoes had only nails in them.
35:35I saw a film called Sholay.
35:37He would come out of his shoes like this.
35:39Yes.
35:39He would also come out of his shoes like this.
35:43Call his husband.
35:44I will bring him in front of all of you.
35:48What?
35:49Bring him.
35:49Malaika, let's talk to him.
35:51Yes.
35:51Let's see what the problem is.
35:53We will find a solution.
35:55Don't worry.
35:56Mr. Arun, a woman can forgive everything.
35:58She can't forgive disloyalty.
35:59Not at all.
35:59He is here.
36:00He is here, sir.
36:02Bring him here.
36:03He is behind him.
36:08Malaika, let me give you an advice.
36:11Yes.
36:11Let him do it.
36:15Malaika, there are two more houses in his name.
36:18I want to see his face.
36:20Listen to me.
36:21Yes.
36:21We are Malaika's brothers.
36:23We are her colleagues.
36:25We are her friends.
36:27We will break your legs if you do something like this
36:31after you get to know about us.
36:33Malaika, let's see.
36:37Call him.
36:38What?
36:38Call him.
36:39Why is he standing here?
36:40Are you here?
36:42Look there.
36:43Look there.
36:45Who are you?
36:50Malaika.
36:51Yes.
36:51Isn't he your husband?
36:52Not at all.
36:53Don't worry.
36:55We have more stuff in different brands.
36:57Come here.
37:04Ladies and gentlemen, a short break.
37:05We will meet again after a short break.
37:07I turned out to be a lucky man.
37:09Yes.
37:10Yes.
37:11I turned out to be a lucky man.
37:13Wow.
37:14I turned out to be a lucky man.
37:16I turned out to be a lucky man.
37:19I have cried a lot thinking about that person.
37:21Wow.
37:21I turned out to be a lucky man.
37:24Wow.
37:24I turned out to be a lucky man.
37:28Wow.
37:31Wow.
37:31Wow.
37:33I remembered him because of the dagger.
37:35Yes.
37:36You should donate to him.
37:42Wow.
37:44I turned out to be a lucky man.
37:46Wow.
37:48I turned out to be a lucky man.
37:50I turned out to be a lucky man.
37:54Irza Khan, we have come to you with a lot of hope.
37:57We have come with a lot of desire and hope.
37:59What should we do now?
38:00I won't let your hope break.
38:01I will take you to the audience.
38:04Where is Koka?
38:05Hello.
38:06He is talking.
38:07I don't know if he is sitting or not.
38:09He is wearing my favourite colour.
38:11Everyone calls it light indigo colour.
38:13It was white.
38:14Now it looks like your colour.
38:16Whatever colour you have worn,
38:18why are you wearing it against your face?
38:20This indigo is from India.
38:22Do you know that?
38:22He has found indigo.
38:24But there is no indigo colour in India's palette.
38:28Actually, the problem was that
38:29the flowers that were in India
38:31had indigo colour.
38:32Okay.
38:33That colour used to go to Europe and other countries.
38:37Okay.
38:38So, that colour didn't have a special name.
38:40Okay.
38:41So, people named it indigo because of India.
38:44When jeans were first made..
38:46Yes.
38:46..this colour was used on it.
38:49Yes.
38:49You can see the colour of denim, right?
38:50Yes.
38:51Initially, it was actually indigo.
38:53And this is why people of Lahore
38:55are called colour-blind.
39:01So, is that colour still found in India
39:03or is it found all over the world?
39:04No.
39:04Earlier, colours were taken out of nature.
39:09Okay.
39:10Now, they are made in labs.
39:12Yes.
39:12They are made of chemicals and other things.
39:14So, there was no need for it.
39:16Because at that time, this colour used to go from here.
39:18And do you know something interesting?
39:20The revenue of India that was generated by colour
39:25was actually presented to the parliaments
39:28and other places in Europe
39:32that because of this colour,
39:33our gold and money is going to India.
39:36Oh.
39:37And India was the most richest country in the world.
39:42Wow.
39:42Do you know that if you take America or any other big economy
39:46then no one has a share in international trade
39:49as much as India had at that time.
39:51It was 27.5%.
39:53After a year and a half, the tents are cleaned, right?
39:55Yes.
39:56The dirt of the house is gone.
39:59Yes, sir.
40:00Greetings.
40:01Greetings.
40:02Sir, my name is Ejaz Ali.
40:03Okay. My name is Haroon Rafiq.
40:05My name is Arzoo Fatima.
40:06My name is Adheen Vicky.
40:08My name is Abhay Charlie.
40:09Did he ask you?
40:12I want to donate a gazelle to Ms. Irza.
40:13Wow.
40:14Donate.
40:18She has come from America and is donating again.
40:21I was a lucky man in the grave.
40:23Yes.
40:24Wow.
40:25I was a lucky man in the grave.
40:28Wow.
40:28I was a lucky man in the grave.
40:30I was a lucky man in the grave.
40:33I have cried a lot thinking about that man.
40:35Wow.
40:35I have cried a lot thinking about that man.
40:38Wow.
40:39I am a lover of the people of the city.
40:40I am a lover of the people of the city.
40:42Wow.
40:45Wow.
40:46Wow.
40:47I am reminded of the game of daggers.
40:49Yes.
40:49Yes.
40:50You donate to her.
40:53I donated to you.
40:54Talk to the dagger, not to the sword.
40:57Yes.
40:59Talk to the dagger, not to the sword.
41:01Yes.
41:02How did I get killed? Ask my friend.
41:04Wow.
41:05Wow.
41:06Wow.
41:09Who is next?
41:10Greetings, sir.
41:11Greetings.
41:12My name is Jamal Hussain.
41:13I want to talk to the team of Hoshi Aryan.
41:17All of you are playing the role of doctors.
41:20Believe me.
41:21Your program makes you feel better.
41:25All of you are tired from work and office.
41:27When we watch your program.
41:29Believe me.
41:30We eat your food before watching your program.
41:33Wow.
41:36Sir, this show is going on because of people like you.
41:38This show is going on because of you.
41:40This is your own show.
41:41Thank you for your love.
41:45Okay, next.
41:46Who is next?
41:47Greetings.
41:47Greetings.
41:48My name is Abdul Wasi.
41:49I have come from Morocco.
41:51Wow.
41:52I want to dedicate a song to Ms. Mirza.
41:54Yes, dear. Sing.
41:55What do you want to sing?
41:56What is our relationship?
42:02I can't live without you for a moment.
42:08I live for you every day.
42:15I gave you all my time.
42:21I can't live without you for a moment.
42:27I live for you every day.
42:34Because you are the only one.
42:40You are my life.
42:46You are my peace.
42:48You are my pain.
42:51You are my love.
42:55Wow.
42:56Yes.
42:56Greetings.
42:57Greetings.
42:58My name is Sabar Baloch.
42:59I have come from Morocco.
43:00Okay.
43:01I want to dedicate a Punjabi poem to Mr. Agha.
43:03Yes, dear. Sing.
43:04Mr. Agha, you have to earn the love of your work.
43:07And you have to make someone your friend.
43:10You have to earn the love of your work.
43:12And you have to make someone your friend.
43:14You have to earn the love of your work.
43:17Wow.
43:19Bravo.
43:21Have you heard the poem?
43:22Yes.
43:23It is in the song.
43:24I have to earn the love of my work.
43:26Because it is your poem.
43:28Mr. Agha, please sing what he is saying.
43:30I am in love with my work.
43:34Wow.
43:35I have read the news many times.
43:39Wow.
43:40My face is beautiful.
43:41But my heart is full of sorrows.
43:46Wow.
43:47The knives are in my eyes.
43:51Wow.
43:52I have killed my friend in the market.
43:56Wow.
43:57I have read the news many times.
44:01Wow.
44:04Very nice.
44:05Yes, sir.
44:06Greetings.
44:07Greetings.
44:08My name is Saleem.
44:10Think again.
44:11I was feeling very shy before.
44:13What is happening with Mr. Saleem.
44:15Okay.
44:15While telling his name.
44:21And where do you stay in the UK?
44:23Sir, I stay in Birmingham.
44:25What is the best thing about Pakistan that is better than the UK?
44:28I have prepared a small poem.
44:31Okay.
44:32I would like to tell you about it.
44:33Sure, sir. Wow.
44:35I have come to my village for a small work.
44:38I have come to my village for a small work.
44:41Everyone is meeting me with respect.
44:44Wow.
44:47Although I have come here after many years.
44:51Everyone is familiar with my name.
44:54Wow.
44:56Very nice.
44:56Very nice.
44:58Very nice.
44:59Wow.
45:01The crowd of the cities took away my title.
45:05Wow.
45:07I was thrown out of my place.
45:10Wow.
45:12What can I say?
45:13The city is an imaginary life.
45:16Wow.
45:16People are angry.
45:18Relationships are useless.
45:19Wow.
45:22Sir, very nice.
45:22Wow.
45:23Sir, very nice.
45:24Sir, excellent.
45:25Thank you, sir.
45:25Read it again, sir.
45:26Read it again.
45:27What can I say?
45:28The city is an imaginary life.
45:30Wow.
45:30People are angry.
45:33Relationships are useless.
45:34Wow.
45:35The city's life is bright.
45:39Wow.
45:40The city's life is bright.
45:41The city's life is bright.
45:43But what is the comparison with the evening of the village?
45:47Wow.
45:48Very nice.
45:50Very nice.
45:51Okay, next.
45:52Who is next?
45:53Greetings.
45:53Greetings.
45:54My name is Tayyaba.
45:55Yes.
45:56I would like to say a poem for Ms. Malaika.
45:58I have seen it very carefully.
46:00I have seen it very carefully.
46:03Your eyes do wonders on your face.
46:05Wow.
46:08Wow.
46:10Thank you so much.
46:15Viewers, this was today's show.
46:16We will meet you in the next show.
46:18Take good care of yourself.
46:20Goodbye.