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00:00Attention, attention, attention.
00:04Attention, attention, attention.
00:10Welcome back, viewers.
00:11During the break, I have with me a journalist.
00:13I mean, Mr. Journalist himself.
00:15International journalist.
00:17And he is crying, he is worried and he is bowing his head.
00:21Let's ask him what is his complaint against us.
00:24Greetings.
00:26Oh.
00:28Oh, you are crying very badly.
00:32Greetings. How are you?
00:34Greetings.
00:35Why are you crying?
00:36Mr. Haroon, I don't have that value.
00:38I used to cry a lot.
00:39Yes.
00:40I had that value.
00:41Yes, that's true.
00:42No, there was another time.
00:43Yes.
00:43When there was a world war.
00:45Yes, yes.
00:46People used to come to meet me.
00:47Yes, that's true.
00:48They used to ask me to bring the newspaper.
00:51Yes.
00:51Then at 5 o'clock.
00:52Yes.
00:53People used to go home without me.
00:56Yes, that's true.
00:57You were covered with blackness in the movie, weren't you?
00:59For half an hour, I had to stay in the forest.
01:01Yes.
01:02Then I had to hide in a meme.
01:04I had to hide for 6 months.
01:05Yes, yes.
01:06Okay, I have seen that in America,
01:08even dogs are put in the mouth and taken inside.
01:10Yes, yes.
01:11What used to happen in Pakistan?
01:13Yes.
01:14Where there is air in the bathroom, a journalist comes.
01:17The dog used to put his face inside.
01:19Yes, yes.
01:19It used to wet the whole newspaper in one day.
01:23Then a dehydrated dog used to take you.
01:26Then a world newspaper came to you.
01:28What did the dog do to you?
01:30We are curious.
01:31We have some questions.
01:32You answer.
01:33Yes.
01:33What pain did you have when people used to throw you in the house like this?
01:37No, no.
01:37The sound was fun.
01:38Yes, yes.
01:39Wow.
01:40One man brought a tie.
01:42Yes.
01:42He has kept a cup of coffee in front of him.
01:43Great.
01:44He has kept it in front of the table.
01:45Wow, wow.
01:46He is reading.
01:46Yes.
01:47He used to beat him up and now he is beating us up.
01:51Mr. Anil, tell me one thing.
01:52What?
01:53The man kept it in front of us and asked us what it was.
01:55Wow.
01:56He used to bring tea for us.
01:57Wow.
01:58He used to beat us up and now he is beating us up.
01:59Okay, so he used to read the newspaper the whole day.
02:01Yes.
02:02And it is not a matter of being so happy.
02:03Many people used to beat you up in the washroom too.
02:05But that is his weakness.
02:07I have a backache.
02:10Many people used to beat me up in the washroom.
02:13I didn't understand this.
02:16What kind of life is this?
02:18What?
02:18The newspaper used to charge you Rs. 35 per kilo.
02:21This is what I am saying.
02:22Wow.
02:23I didn't have time.
02:24Okay, this Rs. 35 per kilo that he charges..
02:26Yes.
02:27..it gets recycled and becomes a newspaper.
02:29Okay.
02:30In fact, there are such newspapers now.
02:32They have come up with such editions that you read the newspaper
02:36and then eat the newspaper along with the curry.
02:39Yes, the edible newspaper.
02:41Then you should have said the news inside.
02:44Mr. Haroon, he must be in a lot of pain.
02:47He is not in pain.
02:48If I had written Biryani, he would have kept Jalebis.
02:51What kind of news is this that you eat the newspaper?
02:53In Japan, there is a newspaper.
02:55Yes.
02:55It comes with such editions that it is made of such materials
02:59that if you eat a cone, you eat the waffle around it.
03:03Yes, yes.
03:04Similarly, there is an edible newspaper.
03:07Its ink is also edible.
03:08Wow.
03:09So you read the newspaper and then eat it.
03:12If I have a stomach ache, I go to the doctor
03:13and tell him that I have a loose newspaper of a lion.
03:16Sir, I didn't kidnap him. I went to the doctor.
03:19I ate two turkeys. I don't know why I have a stomach ache.
03:22Mr. Haroon, every era has its own demands.
03:24Yes.
03:24Now the era has become digital.
03:25So now there is no need for paper newspapers.
03:29That's why he is crying.
03:30Because people couldn't even imagine
03:33that the newspapers would end or their value would end.
03:36Remember, there was a film, Back to the Future.
03:38Yes.
03:39Do you remember?
03:40In that, they didn't show that the newspapers have ended.
03:42They showed that they have taken one newspaper
03:44and the news changes on it every morning.
03:47Yes.
03:47There is a connection with its Wi-Fi or some wireless thing
03:51that the news is on it every day.
03:52They didn't even think about it.
03:54But let me tell you one more thing.
03:57Their value is going to increase.
03:58Why? How?
03:59It is going to increase a lot.
04:00The reason is that there was a social media boom.
04:05Yes.
04:05Now the news is on the phone.
04:07Now the TV channels will go down.
04:09In four to five years, the value will end.
04:11Now this will also happen.
04:12Now all these things have ended.
04:14The reason is that your social media
04:18can't be properly regulated by any regulatory authority.
04:23Yes.
04:23Where is someone sitting and doing it?
04:25Where is someone sitting and doing it?
04:26If you are sitting in America,
04:28then you start talking about Bhutan.
04:30What harm will Bhutan people do to you?
04:32Because of this, fake news has brought that era again.
04:36Fake news.
04:37You are forced to watch TV channels.
04:40And the newspapers will give you the right news.
04:42But not everyone is interested in the news, right?
04:44Absolutely.
04:45That's why to sell newspapers,
04:48they invented crossword puzzles.
04:50And first of all, it was published in the newspaper.
04:52So that people buy it every day.
04:54Amanat says that the day the movie page came out,
04:56the newspaper came out of my heart.
04:58I remembered from the movies that you used to get ads too.
05:00Yes, I used to read all the pages in the movies.
05:03Yes.
05:03I used to get angry that I don't have a heroine,
05:05so I used to do it.
05:07Okay, what does the Chinese do with you?
05:10Thank God, the newspaper is sold in Pakistan.
05:13Yes.
05:15By the way, I still use the newspaper very well.
05:19What?
05:19I mean, the glass of the house is very clean from the newspaper.
05:23Yes, that's right.
05:24It's true.
05:25It's very clean.
05:26I have a technical question.
05:28When people roll you or fold you,
05:32don't you feel pain?
05:34No, I'm not crazy.
05:35You keep rolling me, I'll be like this.
05:38Oh, man.
05:41Okay, Mr. Adan, in today's era, we call social media very bad.
05:44But the real fake news or exaggerated news,
05:47which we also call yellow journalism,
05:49this newspaper is the source of it.
05:50Absolutely.
05:51First of all, The Sun.
05:53It was not selling.
05:56So they wrote that people live on the moon too.
05:59No.
06:00From that day, the whole world came to know
06:02that The Sun is also a newspaper.
06:04You are absolutely right.
06:05And the war of yellow journalism in Pulitzer and Hearst
06:09started the American-Spanish war.
06:11Yes, it started.
06:12But it is true that reading the newspaper
06:14increases your vocabulary.
06:17No matter how much you read,
06:19whether you read a book or read the news on the phone,
06:21but the texture and the words that come in front of your eyes,
06:26you remember them and they remain in your mind.
06:27You are absolutely right.
06:29You remember the words because you remember the whole news.
06:31Yes.
06:32Because you forget the words.
06:34When you remember the whole news,
06:35you remember the word that was used in it.
06:39I didn't have any problem reading the newspaper.
06:41What?
06:42They used to write,
06:43Bakiya Chutali.
06:44It took me an hour and a half to find Chutali.
06:48I was angry with Mr. Waghat.
06:49Why?
06:49The more he read, the more he used to hit me on my head.
06:53There was one more thing.
06:54I have brought Haleem from Shahpur.
06:55Yes.
06:56Why did he keep a hot name on me?
06:59The hot name is fine.
07:01But when Amrood Dala cuts and puts spices on you,
07:03what will happen to you?
07:05Listen, you don't know.
07:06My redness will go away.
07:07How?
07:08My redness will turn black.
07:10My mother makes hot parathas.
07:12She keeps them in the newspaper.
07:13Parathas are of no value.
07:15They don't let you eat them.
07:17In the olden days, when movies were made
07:20and the hero and heroine were shown,
07:22they used to put the newspaper up.
07:24What was happening behind that newspaper?
07:25What?
07:26I don't know. I will close my eyes.
07:33I used to eat tea in the olden days.
07:35Oh, wow.
07:36Great poets and scholars used to come.
07:38Wow.
07:39They used to read it all day.
07:40There is only one newspaper on every table.
07:41Pakhti House.
07:42Yes.
07:42Great people used to come and read it.
07:43They used to come and keep an eye on us
07:45before they went to their relatives.
07:46Okay, the newspaper, the one with the tea stall.
07:49Yes.
07:49The language used to develop from the newspapers.
07:52People used to have decency from the newspapers.
07:55They didn't use to gossip.
07:57They used to tell things in a great manner.
07:59And when people used to read them,
08:01the biggest thing about the newspaper was
08:04that you used to get into the habit of reading.
08:06Yes, that's the best thing.
08:07So, today, I would like to end the complaint of the newspaper
08:09with a poem by Badar Muneer.
08:12It goes like this.
08:13Now, my broken heart is more desperate than me.
08:16Wow.
08:17Now, my broken heart is more desperate than me.
08:20Wow.
08:20This mansion used to look like a court.
08:22Till evening, how many hands will I use
08:26to go through the newspapers of Urdu in the teahouses?
08:28Wow.
08:29Wow.
08:32And people who are angry and want to go out of the family.
08:35Yes.
08:36They say, if you can't get a napkin for the child,
08:37then keep two newspapers.
08:43Ladies and gentlemen, we will take a short break.
08:46We will meet after the break.

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