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Watch Hoshyarian Episode 458: https://youtu.be/KA2GNa11lX0
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Watch Hoshyarian Episode 451: https://youtu.be/J3NSjiQDIkI
Watch Hoshyarian Episode 450: https://youtu.be/4QHsfgzmGAM

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Transcript
00:00Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.
00:01We have again come to you with a big request.
00:06Mazloom Malange.
00:07Wow!
00:11He doesn't come here.
00:12Find out if he's not sitting at home.
00:14No, sir. What is this?
00:16You've come again.
00:17I said, what is this? You've come again.
00:19No, no, no.
00:20Sir, this is your show.
00:21You can come whenever you want.
00:22Of course. I was about to say that.
00:24You took it seriously.
00:25Although, these days, there are so many things to do.
00:27Shall I tell you the truth?
00:28Yes.
00:29I want to say something.
00:31Please step aside.
00:32Yes.
00:33I've come here for the pleasure of it.
00:34Because I've done a tour of America.
00:36Yes.
00:37And I've been going on a tour.
00:40Yes, of course.
00:41I'm going to Europe.
00:42If Mr. Zeeshan can come with me.
00:44Yes.
00:45Then I'll say.
00:48Listen to me.
00:49Yes.
00:50You've come here because I've come to America.
00:52Yes.
00:53I've come to America because I've come to America.
00:56You've come here because I've come to America.
00:58Yes.
00:59So, dedicate a song in English for me.
01:01I don't have money to give you a song.
01:05Okay.
01:06Now that you're here, sir, it's not possible
01:08that you don't present something.
01:09Sir, present something.
01:10Presenting is my life.
01:12It's your art.
01:14Yes.
01:14So, always present your art.
01:16Present it.
01:16You have so much vocabulary.
01:18You can't even change a word.
01:19Yes, you're right.
01:21Sir, present something.
01:22No, I don't like to present anything.
01:25Yes, sir.
01:26Didn't you hear anything?
01:27Do I have your permission, sir?
01:28Yes, you have my permission.
01:29You've come to America with a dollar wallet.
01:31You've become so big.
01:32You've become so big.
01:34You've become so big.
01:35Give me more, sir.
01:36Give me more, sir.
01:37Give me more.
01:38Give me more, sir.
01:38I'll give you dollars.
01:40Okay.
01:40Mr. Harman, one minute.
01:42Show me something that you have
01:44and Mr. Agha doesn't have.
01:45Of course, why not?
01:48Yes, this is a door. It's a register.
01:50It's a red bird.
01:51Yes, I can hear it clearly.
01:55It's a red bird.
01:57Yes, yes.
01:59Wow, wow, wow.
02:01It's a red bird.
02:02Wow, once again.
02:03It's a red bird.
02:05Wow, once again.
02:07Really, once again.
02:08That's great.
02:08That's great.
02:09I'm your servant.
02:11Once again.
02:12He doesn't like the song.
02:13He's got two birds in him.
02:16It's a red bird.
02:19Your ticket has changed its colour.
02:22It's a red bird.
02:25Listen to me.
02:26You're doing it with your mouth.
02:27Yes.
02:27This one.
02:28Okay, that's fine.
02:28It's a red bird.
02:29Do you think it's a red bird?
02:30Yes.
02:31It's so red that it's a red bird.
02:33When I say it's a red bird.
02:35Yes.
02:35I'll sing the next one.
02:37Okay.
02:38It's a red bird.
02:40The next one.
02:41The next one.
02:41The next one.
02:45The next one.
02:45I'll sing the next one.
02:46Okay.
02:47It's a red bird.
02:49Wow.
02:49Here you go, sir.
02:50I'm separated from my beloved.
02:52It's a red bird.
02:53It's a red bird.
02:55Wow.
02:56Wow.
02:58Here you go, sir.
02:59I've lost my balance.
03:00What happened?
03:02I've lost my balance.
03:03Wow.
03:04I've lost my balance.
03:08He won't do it again.
03:11I've forgotten it.
03:12Yes.
03:13I've forgotten it.
03:14Is this it?
03:14Yes.
03:16What are you doing?
03:17You never let me sing.
03:20I've forgotten it.
03:23Yes. I've forgotten it.
03:26I've forgotten it.
03:28I've forgotten it.
03:29Wow.
03:31Wow.
03:33Very good.
03:35He made a promise.
03:37No matter how much you've made me do it.
03:38I won't make you do it for lakhs of rupees.
03:39No, not lakhs of rupees.
03:40I've made a mistake.
03:42I've put a programme behind 3500 rupees.
03:45I've made you do it for lakhs of rupees.
03:47I've reduced the rent.
03:49I've reduced the weight of the lion.
03:50Yes.
03:51I've cooked the tandoori.
03:54I've cooked the tandoori.
03:55I've cooked the tandoori.
03:56I've made a new brain.
03:58Wow.
04:00Wow.
04:01Wow.
04:03Wow.
04:05I think we should find someone else.
04:08If you want to find someone else, why did you hire him?
04:10Wow.
04:11Do you think he's a human being?
04:12Yes.
04:13You're the star of my programme.
04:15Yes.
04:15You're the star of my programme.
04:16You've made a mistake.
04:18I can't stand your smell.
04:21Let's liven up the atmosphere.
04:23Is Bantu here?
04:24Yes.
04:24Bantu is a great violinist.
04:27Yes.
04:28Go hug the mosque and laugh.
04:31Go hug the mosque and laugh.
04:34Go hug the mosque and laugh.
04:36Wow.
04:37Wow.
04:38Wow.
04:39Wow.
04:40Wow.
04:41Wow.
04:42Wow.
04:44Wow.
04:44Wow.
04:46Wow.
04:49Wow.
04:53Wow.
05:02Wow.
05:10Which one?
05:10Turn the music on!
05:12Aha!
05:13Aha!
05:14Aah!
05:16Aha!
05:17Here he comes!
05:18He's soloing it!
05:19Turning it around!
05:21A-ha!
05:22Wow!
05:23Wow!
05:24Wow!
05:25Wow!
05:26Wow!
05:27Wow!
05:28He's soloing it!
05:29Aah!
05:30A-ha!
05:31A-ha!
05:32Yeah!
05:33Wow!
05:34Wow!
05:35Wow!
05:36Wow!
05:37He's soloing it!
05:38Come on, come on. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow
06:08wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow
06:38wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow
07:08Hey!
07:11Who's that coming?
07:13There's a woman coming.
07:15The goon is coming.
07:21Hello!
07:23You must give my ATM card.
07:26Your life will be gett'em.
07:31Hey!
07:33You keep quiet, so I can speak.
07:35We will insert your voice in the song.
07:39I won't be able to sleep tonight.
07:43I won't be able to sleep tonight.
07:47You keep quiet.
07:49People say, leave me.
07:52I will die if you leave me.
07:55Wow!
07:57I am a mad man.
08:01I am a mad man.
08:04I won't be able to sleep tonight.
08:08Turn around.
08:09Turn around.
08:11Turn around.
08:14Turn around.
08:16I will not sleep tonight.
08:19I will die if you leave me.
08:23I won't be able to sleep.
08:25Wow!
08:27I won't be able to sleep.
08:29Wow!
08:30I am a mad man.
08:33I won't be able to sleep tonight.
08:38I won't be able to sleep tonight.
08:42Hey!
08:45Hey!
08:47Hey!
08:48You dog, come here.
08:51Payment for all the people is on leave.
08:54Hey!
08:56Put your money.
08:58Wow!
08:59Wow!
09:01It's unfair.
09:02Our dance machine has lost its money.
09:08Ladies and gentlemen, we will take a short break.
09:10We will meet you after the break.
09:12Be alert. Be alert.

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