¿Y dónde está el fantasma. Película Completa en Español Latino
¿Y dónde está el fantasma. Película Completa en Español Latino
¿Y dónde está el fantasma. Película Completa en Español Latino
¿Y dónde está el fantasma. Película Completa en Español Latino
¿Y dónde está el fantasma. Película Completa en Español Latino
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00:00:30And where is the ghost?
00:00:41In October 2012, these images were found at Malcolm Johnson's house.
00:00:45The events of the video remain unexplained.
00:00:51Why doesn't this work? It's trash. I'm going to return this crap.
00:00:56Or not?
00:00:58The stupid cover.
00:01:01A new camera. I'll film everything with this.
00:01:04Christmas, New Year, the vagina.
00:01:07Very good.
00:01:08Today is the big day.
00:01:10My girlfriend Kisha moves in with me.
00:01:12All my friends tell me not to do it, that everything is going to change,
00:01:16that she's going to take over the house, that she'll never leave,
00:01:19and the worst, that I'm going to cage my penis.
00:01:22I think they're wrong.
00:01:23When she moves in, everything will be perfect.
00:01:25The house looks good.
00:01:27Did the boy clean it for you?
00:01:29Oh, damn!
00:01:30Rosa!
00:01:31Get that camera out of here, sir.
00:01:33You can't disappear like that.
00:01:34Oh, leave me alone.
00:01:35It's the housekeeper, Rosa.
00:01:36Go away.
00:01:37No, I don't like the camera.
00:01:38Come on, say hello to the camera.
00:01:39Hello.
00:01:40Hello.
00:01:41Hello.
00:01:42Goodbye.
00:01:43Very good, she said hello.
00:01:44Now dance.
00:01:45Give me your body.
00:01:46That's not how you dance.
00:01:47Look, it's like this.
00:01:48Move, yes, yes.
00:01:49Do you want a big penis?
00:01:51He's crazy.
00:01:53He wants it, but he doesn't say it.
00:01:55Hey, Shiloh.
00:01:56Say hello to Mommy.
00:01:57I hope you get here soon, Kisha.
00:01:59That's right.
00:02:00I'm going to lick your face with my dog mouth.
00:02:05Oh, damn, he's here.
00:02:06Hi, baby.
00:02:07Hi.
00:02:09No, no, no, Shiloh, wait.
00:02:10No, no, no.
00:02:12Shiloh!
00:02:13What did you do?
00:02:14I didn't see him.
00:02:15What did you do?
00:02:16I'm so sorry.
00:02:17Oh, God.
00:02:18Shiloh, please.
00:02:19Maybe he's just pretending.
00:02:20He doesn't know how to play that.
00:02:22He knows how to kick and he knows how to bring things.
00:02:24He knows how to spin.
00:02:26But he doesn't know how to do the dead man.
00:02:28Come on, Shiloh, breathe.
00:02:29One, two, three.
00:02:32Give me the cables.
00:02:33The cables?
00:02:34Give me the damn cables for the start.
00:02:36Don't die.
00:02:37Start the car!
00:02:39Clear!
00:02:40Go!
00:02:41Oh, damn.
00:02:45I'll see you in the hospital.
00:02:49Damn, the hospital is over there.
00:02:51Don't die, Shiloh.
00:02:54Shiloh, all dogs go to heaven.
00:02:55You went to a better place, friend.
00:02:58I'm so sorry.
00:03:00It's okay, love.
00:03:01It's not your fault.
00:03:03Yes, it is.
00:03:04Look, you have to see the bright side.
00:03:06Dogs give me allergies.
00:03:08I know, but that was the good thing about Shiloh.
00:03:11He was just as allergenic.
00:03:14Shiloh!
00:03:21Shiloh!
00:03:28Oh, God.
00:03:29Look how much garbage.
00:03:31Hey, Malcolm, this is the last box.
00:03:34What's going on with the camera?
00:03:36I'm documenting our life together.
00:03:37Say hi.
00:03:38Hi.
00:03:39A kiss.
00:03:41And this is a nice butt.
00:03:42Hey, hey, hey.
00:03:43Get up.
00:03:44I saw you.
00:03:45You're officially a scapegoat.
00:03:47I swear to God, I'm going to open one of these boxes
00:03:49and I'll find a dead cat and a couple of old couples.
00:03:51Ha, ha, ha.
00:03:52Very funny.
00:03:53Oh, my God.
00:03:54Do you need this?
00:03:55Yes, yes.
00:03:56I can go to weddings with them.
00:03:57From 1 to 10, what importance do you grant them?
00:04:008.7.
00:04:029.
00:04:039.
00:04:049?
00:04:05It's a 9.
00:04:06No, no, no.
00:04:07Wait, wait.
00:04:08It's a gift my aunt brought me from Kenya.
00:04:10It's also a 9.
00:04:12Oh, my God.
00:04:13Say it.
00:04:14Hi, my name is Kisha Davis and I'm a scapegoat.
00:04:17It's embarrassing.
00:04:20Oh, wow.
00:04:22Are these your dad's ashes?
00:04:24Yes, Malcolm.
00:04:25I take them wherever I go.
00:04:26So your ghost is going to be watching us?
00:04:29It's comforting.
00:04:30Take him to the other room.
00:04:31He likes to watch TV.
00:04:33He's dead.
00:04:34What's he going to see?
00:04:35Casper?
00:04:37Hey, honey.
00:04:38These video games have to be...
00:04:39Oh, no.
00:04:40Leave my video games alone.
00:04:41They're horrible.
00:04:42No.
00:04:43Don't touch my camera.
00:04:44You're going to break it.
00:04:46You've brought something bad to this house, sir.
00:04:49An evil black woman.
00:04:51Black?
00:04:52You just called me black?
00:04:54May God be with you.
00:04:55What?
00:04:56I'm going to kick you out.
00:04:57Look at me.
00:04:58Look at me when I'm talking to you.
00:05:00You know you don't like it, right?
00:05:01I know what's going on here.
00:05:03You're sleeping with Rosa.
00:05:04You guys have something going on here, right?
00:05:07Yes, he's pregnant with my son.
00:05:09And we'll have a baby that will be half Mexican.
00:05:12Oh, please.
00:05:13It's true.
00:05:16Oh.
00:05:18Are you hungry?
00:05:20You're eating like the monster eats cookies.
00:05:23Can I enjoy my food, please?
00:05:25Oh, someone's in a bad mood.
00:05:28I'm sorry.
00:05:29I'm tired.
00:05:30I haven't slept very well.
00:05:32I've heard noises.
00:05:34It's scary.
00:05:35You have nothing to fear, okay?
00:05:38Now you're living with me.
00:05:39And no one's ever going to hurt you.
00:05:42Okay?
00:05:43Okay.
00:05:46Unless he's armed.
00:05:48You take care of him.
00:05:52What?
00:05:56Hey, baby, what are you doing?
00:05:57Well, I'm going to get something more comfortable.
00:06:01That's what we wanted to talk about.
00:06:03Well, friends, take paper and pen because we're going to give them sex lessons.
00:06:06Let's do it.
00:06:16Oh.
00:06:17Oh.
00:06:18Oh.
00:06:21No.
00:06:22That's it.
00:06:23That's it.
00:06:24No, no.
00:06:25Not yet.
00:06:26No.
00:06:27Wait.
00:06:28Wait.
00:06:29Stop.
00:06:30No, no.
00:06:31Yes, yes, now.
00:06:32No.
00:06:33Oh.
00:06:34Oh.
00:06:35Oh.
00:06:36Oh.
00:06:37You have a friend, huh?
00:06:38Oh.
00:06:39Oh.
00:06:40Look at this.
00:06:41Huh?
00:06:42Now it's your turn.
00:06:43Look.
00:06:44Dogs.
00:06:45A duck.
00:06:46Dirty, spoiled.
00:06:49Go home.
00:06:51I want you for myself.
00:06:54Oh.
00:06:56Oh, damn.
00:06:57It's hot.
00:06:58Quiet.
00:06:59You alone.
00:07:00Quiet.
00:07:03Take it.
00:07:04Take it.
00:07:05Take it.
00:07:06Yes, baby.
00:07:07I can't believe this is our first night together.
00:07:10Yes, how nice, right?
00:07:11Yes.
00:07:12I can't wait to sleep next to you.
00:07:13Yes, me too.
00:07:14I have to go, baby.
00:07:15It was fun.
00:07:23I'm coming.
00:07:24Very good, honey.
00:07:30Oh, baby, you're the sexiest woman.
00:07:32What the hell?
00:07:34You know, Malcolm, not everyone goes to bed looking like a supermodel.
00:07:38Yes, I noticed.
00:07:39Yes, you know?
00:07:40Besides, what's wrong with my clothes?
00:07:41Nothing.
00:07:42If you sit in a box, you can live in the subway.
00:07:44What?
00:07:45Come on, show me the sign, please.
00:07:46I'll work for food.
00:07:49Can I rest now?
00:07:50No, you have to do it first, honey.
00:07:52Okay, fine.
00:07:53Okay, I'm ready.
00:07:55Very good.
00:07:56Go ahead.
00:07:57Change, please.
00:07:58What a fool.
00:08:12I love you.
00:08:13Get some rest.
00:08:17Night 1, August 4, 2012.
00:08:33Oh, God!
00:08:36How?
00:08:37How is this possible?
00:08:39How can such a beautiful woman stink so much?
00:08:41Oh, God!
00:08:42Are you serious?
00:08:46Oh, no!
00:08:47Not again!
00:08:48No!
00:08:50Did something get into you and die?
00:08:54Seriously?
00:08:55You can't move and do this crap.
00:09:03He's alive!
00:09:08Damn!
00:09:10It stinks!
00:09:12Hey, that!
00:09:17Well, we didn't have sex last night.
00:09:19Kisha didn't cook.
00:09:20And she killed my dog.
00:09:22But...
00:09:24For the rest, I think the move is going pretty well.
00:09:29Malcolm!
00:09:30Malcolm!
00:09:31What's up?
00:09:33My keys are on the floor.
00:09:35Oh, yeah?
00:09:36Malcolm.
00:09:37What?
00:09:38Something weird is going on here.
00:09:39You mean something like you're gasping for breath?
00:09:42No, no.
00:09:44I think there's a ghost.
00:09:45A ghost?
00:09:46Oh, yeah, right.
00:09:47You've got a ghost in your ass.
00:09:49And, by the way, scream.
00:09:50I want to bring a psychic.
00:09:51And tell us what's going on.
00:09:52A psychic?
00:09:53Oh, come on.
00:09:54Don't be ridiculous.
00:09:55I'll tell you what's going on.
00:09:56A neighborhood kid came into the house,
00:09:58stole something from your purse,
00:09:59and left the keys.
00:10:00No, listen.
00:10:01If someone steals something,
00:10:02you already know who it is, okay?
00:10:04Hey, girl.
00:10:06Hey, we have no idea what she does when we're not around.
00:10:09Why does she always wear gloves?
00:10:11Okay, I'll take care of it.
00:10:12Guilty.
00:10:15Hi, I'm Dan from security.
00:10:16Nice to meet you.
00:10:17Hey, hey, hey.
00:10:18What's going on?
00:10:19I'm sorry, man.
00:10:20I didn't see you.
00:10:21He's my partner, Bob.
00:10:22In fact, he's my brother.
00:10:23He's a simpleton.
00:10:24Oh, you're his brother.
00:10:25He also uses a lighter in the dryer.
00:10:26We learned it once with him inside, yeah?
00:10:28Yeah.
00:10:29Hey, hey, hey.
00:10:30What's going on?
00:10:31What?
00:10:32What?
00:10:33What?
00:10:34What's going on?
00:10:35We're here to install cameras.
00:10:36Not to be signed.
00:10:37I'm doing my own show.
00:10:38Well, I'm not signing anything.
00:10:40And I can't write.
00:10:41You can't write?
00:10:42Let's erase this.
00:10:43Mosaic.
00:10:44Okay.
00:10:45What's he doing?
00:10:46Is the owner here?
00:10:48Are you talking to him?
00:10:49Yes, of course.
00:10:51Go.
00:10:52Oh, okay.
00:10:54Okay, now that camera covers the whole yard.
00:10:57Great.
00:10:58Let's imagine that you and your wife
00:11:00are having a party here in the pool.
00:11:02They're grilling some chicken,
00:11:04maybe ribs,
00:11:05wings,
00:11:06pork ribs,
00:11:07maybe even corn.
00:11:09I'd say even...
00:11:11even watermelons,
00:11:12but it could seem racist.
00:11:14Grilling corn is almost the same.
00:11:16Actually, no.
00:11:17Anyone here eats grilled corn.
00:11:19Can I say it?
00:11:20The word with an N?
00:11:21Yes.
00:11:22No.
00:11:23It's inappropriate.
00:11:24See?
00:11:25Really?
00:11:26You can call me Blanquito.
00:11:27I...
00:11:28No, no, I don't want to.
00:11:29I just want to...
00:11:30Let me say it.
00:11:32If you say it,
00:11:33I'll put my fist in your face.
00:11:38Anyway,
00:11:39maybe later things get a little hot,
00:11:41you and your friend in the jacuzzi
00:11:43get naked, right?
00:11:44And you have the black stinger ready to bite,
00:11:46and that camera will capture everything.
00:11:48Great.
00:11:49Then you go up and click here and there,
00:11:51and the computer will give you all the details.
00:11:53That's it.
00:11:56Scream.
00:11:57Do it.
00:12:00Scream.
00:12:01Do it.
00:12:02Are you really going to make me do it?
00:12:04Do it.
00:12:05Hello.
00:12:07I have it all arranged.
00:12:09With the space bar or the mouse,
00:12:11you can change from the kitchen to the entrance,
00:12:13to the patio, to the living room.
00:12:15I even connected the webcam.
00:12:17That's good.
00:12:18I like that.
00:12:19You know what?
00:12:20You can access it remotely from wherever you are.
00:12:22I can configure it if you want.
00:12:24Give me your password.
00:12:25No.
00:12:26It won't happen.
00:12:27Good decision.
00:12:28But you could configure it if you wanted to,
00:12:30if you're on a trip and you want to take a look at the lady
00:12:32to see if she's healthy.
00:12:33Of course.
00:12:35Or to see what she's doing.
00:12:36Yes.
00:12:37You know, girls are not to be trusted.
00:12:39They have time.
00:12:40You're not in the city.
00:12:41What are they going to do?
00:12:42That's to be expected.
00:12:44She could lie down on the floor and throw herself at the postman.
00:12:47This is a special delivery.
00:12:49Isn't that bad?
00:12:52In front of the dog.
00:12:53The dog.
00:12:54Hey, is your brother okay?
00:12:55He's fine.
00:12:57You mentioned security in Albuquerque,
00:13:00screaming everything out loud in the quality.
00:13:03I remember Albuquerque.
00:13:04But you can't take it off the camera.
00:13:07I just remembered that I have to send a few accounts by mail before the end of the month.
00:13:12It's okay, friend.
00:13:13Bobby, you better not have recorded this.
00:13:15Yes, of course.
00:13:16I have it all.
00:13:17No, don't do that in my house.
00:13:18It's okay.
00:13:19Okay.
00:13:20It's okay.
00:13:21I understand.
00:13:22It's okay.
00:13:23And tell me something.
00:13:24Why are you installing security cameras?
00:13:26It's possible there's a thief.
00:13:27A ghost.
00:13:28A thief.
00:13:29Ghost.
00:13:30Thief.
00:13:31Ghost.
00:13:32It turns out I have my own ghost house reality show.
00:13:33Do you want to know what it's called?
00:13:34Yes, I also have one.
00:13:35I guess...
00:13:36American Ghost?
00:13:37Men Against Ghosts.
00:13:39It's registered, so don't even think about it.
00:13:41Definitely not.
00:13:42See you.
00:13:44You know, they're recording porn.
00:13:45Really?
00:13:46Look at the owner's face.
00:13:49Malcolm, what is that?
00:13:51I paid those guys a lot of money,
00:13:53and it turns out they left a blind spot in the hallway.
00:13:56And you decided to break my fan to install that ridiculous camera?
00:14:00Yes.
00:14:02Call me Truckini.
00:14:07Great.
00:14:08Good, honey.
00:14:09Let's go.
00:14:10Oh, good.
00:14:11I'm starving.
00:14:12Me too.
00:14:13I'm starving.
00:14:14Well, Rosa, see you.
00:14:15Good afternoon, gentlemen.
00:14:16See you.
00:14:24It's crazy, isn't it?
00:14:25These stupid bastards think I clean everything.
00:14:27I have a nice pool.
00:14:28Do you want to come?
00:14:29Yes, we have a jacuzzi.
00:14:38What is this?
00:14:41What are you looking at?
00:14:42I'm not looking.
00:14:43I'm not looking.
00:14:44I'm not looking.
00:14:45I'm not looking.
00:14:46I'm not looking.
00:14:47I'm not looking.
00:14:48I'm not looking.
00:14:49I'm not looking.
00:14:50I'm not looking.
00:14:51I'm not looking.
00:14:52What are you looking at?
00:14:53Oh, my God!
00:15:00Oh, terrible!
00:15:02Clean what needs to be cleaned!
00:15:06Oh, my God!
00:15:09Rosa, we're back.
00:15:11Hello.
00:15:15Hello.
00:15:16What a beautiful day.
00:15:17Did you have a good time?
00:15:18Yes.
00:15:19Me too.
00:15:20I didn't understand what she said.
00:15:23Hey, honey.
00:15:24What?
00:15:25Look how she swims.
00:15:26Hey, Steve.
00:15:27Look at this.
00:15:28Black girls don't like to get their hair wet.
00:15:30Hey, hey, hey!
00:15:31Don't bother me.
00:15:32Malco, you just gave me the towel and you know it.
00:15:34Don't play with me.
00:15:35Don't be like that, baby.
00:15:36Show us your boobies.
00:15:37What?
00:15:38Yes, honey.
00:15:39Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:15:40I knew you would.
00:15:43Do you like that?
00:15:44No, that was uncomfortable.
00:15:45Yes, but you liked it a little.
00:15:47They are viscous.
00:15:48I know.
00:15:49One is bigger than the other.
00:15:50That way it can be your favorite.
00:15:51Yes.
00:15:52Baby.
00:15:57Your head is going to get pregnant.
00:15:59Let's do it the other way around.
00:16:00What?
00:16:05Wow, I love this camera of yours.
00:16:07What a good idea.
00:16:08Thank you, friend.
00:16:09Damn, since you're filming all kinds of extracurricular activities.
00:16:12In fact, it hasn't happened.
00:16:14Really?
00:16:15Friend, since she moved, I haven't seen absolutely anything.
00:16:19No.
00:16:20It's like she came in and her vagina came out at the same time.
00:16:23You must be kidding.
00:16:24Yes.
00:16:25That makes me furious.
00:16:26Not as much as my friend is.
00:16:27Well, I'm mad at your penis.
00:16:29The happy man is not happy.
00:16:31Oh, how desperate.
00:16:32That's right.
00:16:33It bothers me a lot to hear that.
00:16:34But you know, there's something you can do to spice it up if you want to.
00:16:37What?
00:16:38Well, it's like when you get tired of driving your car.
00:16:41You could try to drive a new one.
00:16:44You could even let someone drive yours for a while.
00:16:48You can appreciate it again when you do that.
00:16:51Are you talking about exchanging partners?
00:16:54What?
00:16:55No.
00:16:56Excuse me?
00:16:57I don't know where else to go with that.
00:16:59I'm talking about cars.
00:17:00Excuse me.
00:17:02Would you never do it?
00:17:03I think definitely no.
00:17:05Me neither.
00:17:06Yes.
00:17:07No, I wouldn't.
00:17:08What kind of pervert would do that?
00:17:09Yes, that's what you should be.
00:17:10You need a pervert to change girlfriends.
00:17:12You've never done it and you'd never do it?
00:17:14No.
00:17:15Not even if you drank a lot or something like that?
00:17:17Hmm?
00:17:18If I drank a lot, maybe I would.
00:17:20Why not?
00:17:21Let's try if there was a couple that would do that.
00:17:23No.
00:17:24No, yes, of course.
00:17:25Me neither.
00:17:26That's what I think.
00:17:27But not even if you were drunk one Saturday night or something like that.
00:17:30No, I wouldn't even do it.
00:17:31Of course.
00:17:32No.
00:17:33Not even if the couple was open to anything and she was good.
00:17:36Very good.
00:17:37Too good.
00:17:38Super good.
00:17:39You wouldn't do it, would you?
00:17:42Of course not.
00:17:43Yes, me too.
00:17:44We agree.
00:17:46It's crazy to change girlfriends like that.
00:17:48I agree with you.
00:17:50A hundred percent.
00:17:52Steve, do you want a beer?
00:17:54Thank you very much.
00:17:55Hey honey, did you tell Steve that we have a ghost?
00:17:57There is no ghost.
00:17:58A ghost?
00:17:59Yes.
00:18:00Incredible.
00:18:01It would be great to have a ghost.
00:18:02There is no ghost.
00:18:03It's not great.
00:18:04We don't have ghosts.
00:18:05Did you think it was fun at the university?
00:18:06We even did spiritual sessions.
00:18:08Really?
00:18:09That's right.
00:18:10Did you do that?
00:18:11Honey, it was the university.
00:18:12It does a lot of nonsense.
00:18:13Yes, like the time we kissed and got drunk.
00:18:16That doesn't remind me.
00:18:17We're going to have to talk about those days at the university.
00:18:19At school everything was blurry.
00:18:20Yes.
00:18:21Yes.
00:18:22I think it was a blurry and sexy fog.
00:18:23It would be great if we spent the night together.
00:18:25What an interesting idea.
00:18:27What do you think of that, Malcolm?
00:18:28A naked pijamada?
00:18:29No.
00:18:30No.
00:18:31It's weird.
00:18:32It would definitely be weird, but do you mean weird good or weird bad?
00:18:34Weird bad, Steve.
00:18:36Okay.
00:18:37Very good, guys.
00:18:38It's real.
00:18:39Listen, I know a great psychic if you need him.
00:18:42He told me he would be surrounded by great black spirits in the near future.
00:18:48I swear on my vagina.
00:18:51Bye.
00:18:53Listen, before I go, I just want to tell you something.
00:18:55Because Jenny's birthday is coming up.
00:18:56Okay.
00:18:57I want to do something very special for her.
00:18:59I was thinking that maybe you could invite a couple of friends.
00:19:01Like your cousin Ray Ray.
00:19:02Maybe one of those big black guys she goes out with.
00:19:04You know, like Jamal and Joaquin and Amfort.
00:19:07Just the six of us.
00:19:08We'd have fun.
00:19:09We'd have fun.
00:19:10We have to fill up on both sides, huh?
00:19:12Dirty the white snow a little.
00:19:13Black poles and white holes.
00:19:15All with the little white bunny.
00:19:18Do you want to throw a party?
00:19:20What?
00:19:21What did you say?
00:19:22Excuse me?
00:19:24I've never done that, but maybe you and I could throw a party if you want.
00:19:30Bye, Steve.
00:19:34It's beautiful.
00:19:35Oh, God, Jenny.
00:19:36Oh, God.
00:19:37Okay, baby.
00:19:38You're lucky.
00:19:39She's the luckiest.
00:19:40I know.
00:19:41I'll call you, Malcolm.
00:19:42Bye, guys.
00:19:43Bye.
00:19:44Okay.
00:19:45Don't forget the party.
00:19:46Okay.
00:19:47Bye.
00:19:48I think Jenny and Steve are exchanging couples.
00:19:49You think so?
00:19:50Wow.
00:19:51That's very bad.
00:19:52Oh, damn.
00:19:53Did someone shave a yeti?
00:19:54Oh, very funny.
00:19:55I shave my legs.
00:19:56With what?
00:19:57With a razor?
00:19:58Oh, it's like the hair on the chest of the master of disaster.
00:20:00That's crazy.
00:20:01Hey.
00:20:02Malcolm, stop.
00:20:03Turn that off, please.
00:20:04You have to close it.
00:20:05Stop.
00:20:06I'm claustrophobic.
00:20:07I'm claustrophobic, okay?
00:20:08Oh, yes.
00:20:09And I'm cacophobic.
00:20:10You know what, Malcolm?
00:20:11You take it or you leave it.
00:20:12Okay?
00:20:13Take it.
00:20:14Take it.
00:20:15Take it.
00:20:16Yes, that's it.
00:20:17Is it hard?
00:20:18It has a lot of consistency.
00:20:19I think it's ready.
00:20:20The smell.
00:20:21No.
00:20:22No.
00:20:23No.
00:20:24No.
00:20:25No.
00:20:26No.
00:20:27No.
00:20:28No.
00:20:29No.
00:20:30No.
00:20:31No.
00:20:32No.
00:20:33No.
00:20:34No.
00:20:35No.
00:20:36No.
00:20:37No.
00:20:38No.
00:20:39No.
00:20:40No.
00:20:41No.
00:20:42No.
00:20:43No.
00:20:44No.
00:20:45No.
00:20:46No.
00:20:47No.
00:20:48No.
00:20:49No.
00:20:50No.
00:20:51No.
00:20:52No.
00:20:53No.
00:20:54No.
00:20:55No.
00:20:56No.
00:20:57No.
00:20:58No.
00:20:59Malcolm.
00:21:00Malcolm.
00:21:01The camera's not off.
00:21:02Yes, it's off.
00:21:03Can't you see?
00:21:04No.
00:21:05Perfumador de Kisha
00:21:07No
00:21:08Tu ventana de oportunidad se cierra rápidamente apaga los
00:21:12eres odiosa
00:21:18Malcom no hiciste nada sigue encendida que
00:21:24Adios
00:21:26Oh
00:21:30No intento que esto que lo ocurra medio medio me dio un calabria debimos grabar eso
00:21:37no creo que hagan cintas de 30 segundos vamos es otro al menos dos minutos 15 16 segundos fue
00:21:43Bueno, como sabes que lo haremos otra vez no necesito un momento hablar con el entrenador y conseguir nuevos jugadores
00:21:49but I'm not so gentle.
00:21:53Wake up!
00:21:54Okay, okay.
00:21:55Let's go.
00:21:55Okay, okay.
00:21:56But I'm not so gentle.
00:22:03Good morning, honey.
00:22:05Good morning, baby.
00:22:07Malcolm, I told you to turn off the camera.
00:22:09I know.
00:22:11I'm a degenerate, but I was outstanding.
00:22:14Look at that movement!
00:22:16Yes, that's good.
00:22:17But Malcolm, I need you to erase that tape. I don't want to end up on the internet.
00:22:21Hey, hey, hey. Return the video.
00:22:23Okay.
00:22:25Did you see that?
00:22:26Uh-huh. I call that movement a tornado.
00:22:28No, you idiot. Look, the door moved.
00:22:31Did you see?
00:22:32Oh, wow.
00:22:33Well, there's a rational explanation for that, you see?
00:22:35What happens has to do with the tornado, okay?
00:22:38It's the whirlpool created by my hip movement, especially with the downward movement that creates that whirlpool.
00:22:43It's weird that the windows haven't opened. That happens sometimes.
00:22:46I'm working on a series of natural disasters for us.
00:22:49We'll start the laundry tonight.
00:22:51Or the earthquake.
00:22:52The earthquake is crazy because I do this and I shake you.
00:22:55As fast as you can.
00:22:56I just shake.
00:23:07Malcolm! Malcolm! Come here, please, quick!
00:23:10What's going on? What happened?
00:23:11Listen, the glass was on the table and then something threw it.
00:23:16How do you explain that?
00:23:18Well, maybe you put it on the edge and it just fell.
00:23:20Last night, it was the door, Malcolm.
00:23:23And this morning, a pan was on the floor.
00:23:26Maybe it wasn't well placed on the shelf.
00:23:28It's okay, it was me. God knows you don't cook.
00:23:31I love you, but that's enough.
00:23:32Be careful not to step on the glass and spill blood all over the house like Bruce Willis.
00:23:37Now you believe me, Malcolm?
00:23:39Maybe it was your pan!
00:23:44Night 6, August 7, 2012.
00:23:56Did you hear that?
00:23:57No.
00:23:58What?
00:24:01And that?
00:24:03And that?
00:24:04It was the foundation of the house.
00:24:06It's not a big deal. Just go to sleep, baby.
00:24:12The wind!
00:24:13The wind!
00:24:14Negro, the windows are closed!
00:24:18Okay, I'm leaving!
00:24:19What? Malcolm!
00:24:21Malcolm!
00:24:32Really?
00:24:33Oh, no!
00:24:35Malcolm! What are you doing?
00:24:37Hey, there's a ghost in the house! I'm leaving!
00:24:40You can't leave!
00:24:41Look at me!
00:24:43I'm leaving!
00:24:46Malcolm!
00:24:52Are you okay?
00:24:53Who do I want to fool?
00:24:54Just like this, the house won't be sold!
00:24:57Immediate possession!
00:25:00It's already possessed!
00:25:03Hello.
00:25:04Chip? I'm Gisha.
00:25:05Hello. I'm Chip, the psychic.
00:25:07Come in, please.
00:25:08Thank you, thank you.
00:25:13And you...
00:25:15You must be Malcolm.
00:25:17Hey, you're good. How did you know?
00:25:19I'm psychic.
00:25:21I have a lot of powers all over my body.
00:25:23Do you play basketball? Probably a little.
00:25:26No.
00:25:27Right?
00:25:28No.
00:25:29Well, you have a body for that.
00:25:31You're lucky.
00:25:32You're lucky, miss.
00:25:34I'll ask you some questions.
00:25:36You know, nothing serious. Just simple things.
00:25:39How long have you been together?
00:25:41Two years.
00:25:42Okay. Malcolm, are you happy?
00:25:43Yes.
00:25:44Do you like living with her?
00:25:45Yes.
00:25:46Have you been with a man?
00:25:47No.
00:25:48Did you have a nice Halloween?
00:25:49Yes.
00:25:50A nice Christmas?
00:25:51Yes.
00:25:52Do you like the movies?
00:25:53Yes.
00:25:54Have you been with a man?
00:25:55Yes.
00:25:56No!
00:25:57Did you have a good Easter?
00:25:58Yes.
00:25:59Do you like to drink?
00:26:00No.
00:26:01Have you ever been with a man?
00:26:02What?
00:26:03Relax.
00:26:04I've never been with a man.
00:26:05I've never been with a man!
00:26:06I've never been with a man!
00:26:07I've never been with a man!
00:26:08It's okay.
00:26:09I've never been with a man!
00:26:10I understand.
00:26:11Relax.
00:26:12You don't have to shout.
00:26:13I've never been with a man!
00:26:14Stop asking me if I've been.
00:26:15No!
00:26:16I've never been with a man!
00:26:17Let's continue.
00:26:18I just want to know, have you ever been with a man?
00:26:19I sleep on this side of the bed.
00:26:20Good.
00:26:21She sleeps there.
00:26:22Disgusting.
00:26:23And you see, we have the camera there.
00:26:24And one night we saw the door and it went...
00:26:27Wow, so there was a paranormal activity.
00:26:29I don't think it's paranormal.
00:26:30I think it's because of the tornado.
00:26:31Because I think it's a whirlwind.
00:26:33What does it mean?
00:26:35We were having sex and I did this.
00:26:38I turned it like this and I think...
00:26:41Hey, hey!
00:26:42Are you okay?
00:26:43Look at me!
00:26:44Yes, I'm sorry.
00:26:45Are you okay?
00:26:46Yes, I just got dizzy for a second.
00:26:47Okay.
00:26:48Yes, I'm fine.
00:26:49Okay.
00:26:50I'll check the door.
00:26:51You know what?
00:26:52There's dark energy in this place.
00:26:53Oh yeah?
00:26:54Yes.
00:26:55Wow, that's crazy.
00:26:56I don't even...
00:26:57Help!
00:26:58Help!
00:26:59Let me go!
00:27:00Let me go!
00:27:01Let me go!
00:27:02Let me go!
00:27:03Let me go!
00:27:04Please, let me go!
00:27:05What's wrong with you?
00:27:06Let me go!
00:27:07What were you doing?
00:27:08I don't know what happened.
00:27:09I was very scared.
00:27:10Very well, guys.
00:27:11This is a simple communication exercise.
00:27:12Okay.
00:27:13How chilling.
00:27:14Very well, Kisha.
00:27:15Now just breathe, relax.
00:27:16Do you feel anything?
00:27:17No, not really.
00:27:18And you, Malcolm?
00:27:19I don't feel anything.
00:27:20I don't feel anything.
00:27:21I don't feel anything.
00:27:22I don't feel anything.
00:27:23I don't feel anything.
00:27:24I don't feel anything.
00:27:25I don't feel anything.
00:27:26I don't feel anything.
00:27:28I feel your sadness behind my back.
00:27:31Well, this is the beginning.
00:27:34There are now 2 types of paranormal entities.
00:27:37I specialize in good kids.
00:27:39Like Casper, the cute ghost.
00:27:42Yes, it's so fun.
00:27:44And also Patrick Swice, the ghost.
00:27:46I love that movie.
00:27:48Yes, it was so moving., especially
00:27:50with the clay outside of the house,
00:27:53and the way she did it.
00:27:55The evils are...
00:27:57Bad guys. They're pure, pure, pure evil, and they show up in the worst possible moments.
00:28:03Like Herpes.
00:28:08What? Why are you looking at me?
00:28:12The only thing I'm saying is that you shouldn't provoke the devil.
00:28:15Don't try to contact him, and do whatever you do.
00:28:18Don't film, please. It would only make things worse.
00:28:21Did you hear that? You shouldn't film them.
00:28:23It's very bad.
00:28:24Well, thank you very much for coming.
00:28:28Something you want to get out of yourself?
00:28:30No, I'm fine.
00:28:31Something you want to put on my chest?
00:28:33No. Wait, wait.
00:28:36I have to confess.
00:28:38Of course, Herpes, I knew it.
00:28:40No, of course not.
00:28:42I mentioned that I made a deal with the devil for a pair of leather boots.
00:28:46You made a deal with the devil for shoes?
00:28:49They weren't just shoes, Malcolm.
00:28:51They were leather shoes. They had red soles that made my calves stand out.
00:28:57I really needed them, okay?
00:28:59You are so annoying.
00:29:03Sister, this devil won't leave this house until he gets what he wants.
00:29:08What?
00:29:09Akisha.
00:29:12You're fine, Malcolm. You're free to be whoever you want to be.
00:29:16It's a wrestling tournament between five men. It's so much fun.
00:29:19I bet it is.
00:29:20They're very good.
00:29:21Really?
00:29:22Yes, I know, but it's competitive. It's something that...
00:29:24Oh, my God.
00:29:26The powers are coming to me. The powers are coming to me.
00:29:29Malcolm, something's going to happen to you that's going to change you completely.
00:29:37Don't fight. Whatever it is, don't fight.
00:29:40I can save you.
00:29:41There are five guys. We meet on Mondays.
00:29:44I can save you.
00:29:45Okay, thanks.
00:29:46Help!
00:29:48I think it turned out well.
00:29:49You're not funny.
00:29:51A demon, Akisha?
00:29:52I'm sorry, Malcolm.
00:29:54Why didn't you tell me from the first date?
00:29:56Because you wouldn't have gone out with me again.
00:29:58Exactly.
00:30:00How long has this been going on?
00:30:02Since I was a kid.
00:30:04What the hell is this?
00:30:07And you say I record everything?
00:30:13Akisha's first birthday.
00:30:16How are you, Akisha? Happy birthday.
00:30:20And to think that I almost aborted you.
00:30:22Thank God the clinic was closed.
00:30:24God is good. All the time.
00:30:27Happy birthday. Enjoy your birthday.
00:30:29Sooner or later, you'll come back from school one day saying,
00:30:32Where's my stepfather?
00:30:34And then I won't be there anymore.
00:30:36Happy birthday, girl.
00:30:38Sit here.
00:30:39Akisha, why don't you make a wish?
00:30:41Let's toast.
00:30:42I hope Tony stays with me forever.
00:30:44Who's Tony? Who's Tony, honey?
00:30:46He's my friend.
00:30:47If you had friends, they'd all be here drinking beer,
00:30:50smoking and having a good time, betting and playing cards.
00:30:53If you mean invisible noise, we should try to understand it.
00:30:56Are you going to blow it, girl?
00:30:57It's weird.
00:30:58Or are you going to keep seeing us that way?
00:30:59I'm going crazy.
00:31:00What do you see?
00:31:01Look at her, look at her.
00:31:03She's crazy.
00:31:05Turn off those candles.
00:31:06Turn them off, turn them off.
00:31:07Come closer to the camera.
00:31:08I know what I'm doing, woman.
00:31:09You're not going to shout at me.
00:31:10Blow the candles, Akisha.
00:31:12Tony no!
00:31:14You want to dirty my new video camera? Are you crazy?
00:31:18Oh, it wasn't me, it was Tony!
00:31:20Well take this for Tony!
00:31:23The sea is not so strong, you're going to break your belt.
00:31:25That's how a stepdaughter hits, I wouldn't hit my children like that.
00:31:28Oh, then keep hitting him.
00:31:35Is there anything else you want to tell me?
00:31:38Well, about the herbes.
00:31:41Honey, what are you doing?
00:31:43Nothing, nothing, I'm just cleaning myself, that's all.
00:31:46Have you had that feeling of little freshness?
00:31:48Seriously, we're going to have to talk about your lies.
00:31:51Oh, it burns, oh, this burns.
00:31:53It's herbes, Keisha, it's not herbes labial, Keisha, it's good.
00:31:56You did it to me.
00:31:58Bring me a lighter.
00:32:00Bring me a lighter! Bring it now!
00:32:06Oh, that hurts!
00:32:08Night 9, August 10, 2012.
00:32:38Night 9, August 10, 2012.
00:33:01What the hell?
00:33:03What happened?
00:33:05Keisha, why did I do that?
00:33:07Was I snoring?
00:33:09Keisha!
00:33:11Keisha!
00:33:13What the hell happened?
00:33:15Keisha?
00:33:17Keisha?
00:33:19What the hell?
00:33:21Keisha?
00:33:26Keisha, what are you doing?
00:33:28Oh, gross.
00:33:30Wait, no, honey, that milk is three weeks old, no!
00:33:34Oh, honey, what are you doing?
00:33:39I'm running the store.
00:33:41We don't have milk.
00:33:43Now I'm going to...
00:33:44No, no, no, no, give me that.
00:33:45Give it to me!
00:33:47Honey, honey, where's the antidiarrheal?
00:33:50The antidiarrheal, my stomach hurts.
00:33:53What are you doing?
00:33:55I'm watching the night show.
00:33:57Make me feel better.
00:33:59Okay, maybe sleeping a little makes you feel better.
00:34:02Oh, my God.
00:34:04I don't remember doing any of that.
00:34:06What am I doing?
00:34:07Acting like crazy.
00:34:08Seriously.
00:34:09Just, just check this out.
00:34:11Something weird, weird, weird, weird, weird is happening.
00:34:15Something weird is happening.
00:34:18It makes me feel good.
00:34:27I'm a horrible ghost.
00:34:33I can't breathe.
00:34:35Baby.
00:34:37Baby.
00:34:40Malcolm.
00:34:42It's not funny.
00:34:43Honey, I'm just trying to laugh at a bad situation.
00:34:46Bad situation?
00:34:47So having moved here is a bad situation?
00:34:50Well, there was no ghost in my house until you moved.
00:34:52What happened to the now you live with me?
00:34:54I'll protect you.
00:34:55From a thief or a ghost.
00:34:57You know what? I'm not going to listen to this.
00:34:59Where do you think you're going?
00:35:00Outside.
00:35:02Oh, very good.
00:35:03Now you're going to leave me here?
00:35:05Alone?
00:35:06Malcolm!
00:35:0810th night.
00:35:09August 11th, 2012.
00:35:33Ah!
00:35:43Ah!
00:35:44Malcolm!
00:35:45Okay, I'm coming, I'm coming.
00:35:46What, what, what?
00:35:47Look at this.
00:35:49Wow, but what?
00:35:51Oh, daddy.
00:35:54Goodbye.
00:35:55Malcolm!
00:35:57Oh, damn.
00:35:58What kind of monster would do this?
00:36:00Girl, you were right.
00:36:01Listen, there's an evil spirit in this house.
00:36:03And I believe you.
00:36:04I was a fool.
00:36:05I can't believe I didn't believe you.
00:36:06Damn, I'm sorry.
00:36:07Oh, God.
00:36:08It's right there.
00:36:09Do you feel that?
00:36:10Feel it.
00:36:11Feel it.
00:36:12Oh, it's cold.
00:36:13Right?
00:36:14Oh, my God.
00:36:15Girl, we have to get rid of this threat once and for all.
00:36:16Seriously.
00:36:17The tape.
00:36:18We can see the tape.
00:36:19No, no, no.
00:36:20No, no, no.
00:36:21Don't see the tape.
00:36:22Don't see it.
00:36:23Why?
00:36:24Why?
00:36:25It's just you and me against him.
00:36:26Seriously.
00:36:27Okay.
00:36:28Okay.
00:36:30Leave!
00:36:31Leave!
00:36:32Leave!
00:36:33I believe you, giving directions.
00:36:34No!
00:36:35I don't.
00:36:36I want you to shut up, once and for all.
00:36:37Please shut up.
00:36:37Not necessary.
00:36:38Just...
00:36:45Hello, Daddy.
00:36:48Do you want to come here and move to my house?
00:36:52Do you enjoy scaring people?
00:36:54Well.
00:36:55I'm not afraid.
00:36:56ocolate.
00:36:57I'm worried.
00:36:57Don't you want to see?
00:36:58I'm gonna break your arm!
00:36:59Do you want to watch TV?
00:37:02WHAT?!
00:37:08Did you see that? It hurt!
00:37:09Look! I have a bruise!
00:37:18In my father's ashes?!
00:37:19Baby!
00:37:20Are you serious?
00:37:21You think you're rotten?
00:37:22I'll show you who's rotten!
00:37:24How disgusting! You're disgusting!
00:37:26Let me explain...
00:37:27Are you serious? What did you do?
00:37:28Did you clean the back with the curtains?
00:37:34Baby, you didn't even like the curtains!
00:37:36We'll put new curtains!
00:37:37They're just curtains!
00:37:38I'd be an animal if I didn't clean up!
00:37:41This won't prove anything!
00:37:42Yes, of course it will!
00:37:43I swear I'll listen to Kisha whenever she says weird things happen in the house.
00:37:49And?
00:37:50And...
00:37:52And I swear I won't face the ghost again, even if I didn't bring it to the house.
00:37:59And?
00:38:01And I swear Kisha is the most beautiful and sexy girlfriend I've ever had.
00:38:07And?
00:38:08And I promise...
00:38:09Louder!
00:38:10And I promise I won't make myself in your father's ashes again.
00:38:14Happy?
00:38:15Yes.
00:38:16Will you give me back my video game?
00:38:17No!
00:38:19Damn it!
00:38:22Why are you throwing talcum powder on the floor?
00:38:24Talcum powder marks the footprints.
00:38:26And do you think that'll work?
00:38:28They do it in Uscubidú.
00:38:30Night 11, August 12, 2012
00:38:39Malcolm, did you hear that?
00:38:41Uh-huh.
00:38:42Then why are you pretending to be asleep?
00:38:45Because I know that if I wake up, you'll make me go check that dark noise.
00:38:49Lift your black ass!
00:38:52See?
00:38:58Kisha!
00:39:00The camera! Bring the camera!
00:39:04Now who's the idiot, huh?
00:39:07Give me a stick.
00:39:08A stick? Are you going to hit a ghost with a stick?
00:39:10Oh, I'm sorry. I left the protons in the car.
00:39:12Just give me a stick!
00:39:13This ghost has very ugly feet.
00:39:15He looks like an alien.
00:39:18I don't want to do it! I don't want to do it!
00:39:20I can't do it! I can't do it!
00:39:21This is not what we do.
00:39:23This is for white people.
00:39:24This is what whites do.
00:39:25This is not what blacks do.
00:39:26We don't investigate.
00:39:27We run, we run, and we live.
00:39:29If we were in a movie, some black women would be crying saying,
00:39:31Don't do it! Don't do it!
00:39:33It's back there! It's there!
00:39:35If we know it's there, then why the hell do we go in?
00:39:37Let's go!
00:39:38I'm scared.
00:39:40That's enough.
00:39:41What if he bites me?
00:39:42He's not a zombie. He's a ghost.
00:39:44Do you want to play?
00:39:45That's right.
00:39:46You hurt my mother. You killed my mother.
00:39:48He's helping me. He's helping me.
00:39:50Do it already!
00:39:53Do you want some of this?
00:39:55Take this!
00:39:57And this!
00:39:58Hit him in the back!
00:39:59Damn it!
00:40:00Oh my God!
00:40:01Rosa?
00:40:02I'm sorry!
00:40:03It's me! What's wrong with you?
00:40:05I didn't know! I thought it was the ghost!
00:40:07Idiot.
00:40:08Or an alien.
00:40:10I meant his feet, not the citizenship.
00:40:12Or that he doesn't have it.
00:40:13I quit!
00:40:14See? Give me the camera!
00:40:16No!
00:40:17And fix this!
00:40:18I'm not fixing anything!
00:40:19I can't believe you quit!
00:40:21Yeah, well.
00:40:22We're all very stressed.
00:40:25I think I have something that could lighten this situation.
00:40:30Do you take it?
00:40:31Do you smoke it?
00:40:32And don't spit it out.
00:40:33Do you smoke it?
00:40:34Hold on. Hold on.
00:40:40Damn it!
00:40:41Bravo!
00:40:42Another one!
00:40:43Another one!
00:40:44I see a face on the pipe.
00:40:47It's like a mustache.
00:40:48You're not smoking enough!
00:40:50Malcolm!
00:40:51He doesn't know how to smoke.
00:40:52What?
00:40:53I'm high.
00:41:18Damn it!
00:41:19This is the real 911 call.
00:41:21Located at Malcolm Johnson's place on August 5, 2012.
00:41:26Three.
00:41:27Three people.
00:41:30Ma'am, what's the problem?
00:41:31Three people are dead.
00:41:32I killed them.
00:41:34Who killed them?
00:41:35My penis!
00:41:39I'm sorry for him!
00:41:41No, I don't want to.
00:41:44Okay.
00:41:45Okay.
00:41:48No!
00:41:52Yes!
00:41:53Get that crap out of your ass!
00:41:55Like that!
00:41:58It's gone!
00:41:59It's gone!
00:42:01It's Chris Angel's trick!
00:42:03Yes, it was very good.
00:42:04That ghost is good.
00:42:05It's very good.
00:42:10Oh my God!
00:42:11What?
00:42:12That was incredible!
00:42:18Oh, that's disgusting!
00:42:20Malcolm!
00:42:21Wake up!
00:42:22You wet the bed!
00:42:25What?
00:42:26You peed on the bed!
00:42:27Oh, no!
00:42:28Oh, damn it!
00:42:30No, no!
00:42:33It's not funny!
00:42:34I'm going to kill myself.
00:42:36I'm disgusted!
00:42:40Hey, Steve.
00:42:41Thanks for bringing the weed.
00:42:42Oh, no problem.
00:42:43Hey, Nena.
00:42:44Yes?
00:42:45Bring the weed.
00:42:46Okay.
00:42:48Oh, Kisha.
00:42:49The dinner was spectacular.
00:42:50Yes.
00:42:51The chicken was really tender and very juicy.
00:42:54Well, in fact, it was Malcolm who did it.
00:42:56Really?
00:42:57Incredible.
00:42:58Well, thank you for letting me eat the leg,
00:43:00because I love dark meat.
00:43:02Well, that's true.
00:43:03She devours it.
00:43:04I bet she does.
00:43:05And I say everything.
00:43:06Yes.
00:43:07Hey, you're going to love this ink.
00:43:09It's a very robust ink.
00:43:11You know what they say.
00:43:12The darker the weed, the sweeter the meat.
00:43:15Yes.
00:43:16The darker the weed, the sweeter the juice.
00:43:18Listen.
00:43:19We have to finish this.
00:43:21You know what?
00:43:22Normally, we don't have to try so hard.
00:43:24Steve.
00:43:25I was talking about that stupid board.
00:43:29Nena, I just want to talk to him.
00:43:33Are you a ghost?
00:43:34Or a demon?
00:43:38Malcolm, who's doing this to me?
00:43:39I don't know.
00:43:40I don't know.
00:43:41I swear, boss.
00:43:43It's you guys.
00:43:44Yes.
00:43:45It's you.
00:43:46I'm not saying anything.
00:43:47Stop it.
00:43:49Where are you going?
00:43:50What?
00:43:51Ma.
00:43:52T-S.
00:43:53Fatma?
00:43:54What the hell is Fatma?
00:43:56Maybe he tried to spell ghost.
00:43:58You mean ghost?
00:44:01Are you moving it?
00:44:02No, I'm not moving it.
00:44:05Yes.
00:44:06Yes.
00:44:07So he said Fatma instead of ghost.
00:44:11What kind of illiterate ghost writes Fatma?
00:44:14Please, could you use Fatma in a sentence?
00:44:17How stupid.
00:44:18How stupid are you, stupid Fatma?
00:44:21Do you also use dyslexia instead of writing oop?
00:44:23Write oop.
00:44:24How scary.
00:44:31I think he felt it.
00:44:32How stupid.
00:44:36You know what?
00:44:37We have to go.
00:44:39Night 13.
00:44:40August 14, 2012.
00:44:44August 14, 2012.
00:45:05Good morning, honey.
00:45:06Good morning.
00:45:09Hey!
00:45:11Are you okay?
00:45:14Oh, honey.
00:45:15Last night I slept like never before since I got here.
00:45:19Is it because you slept in another bed?
00:45:22What are you saying?
00:45:24Last night we connected.
00:45:26Connection?
00:45:27Seriously?
00:45:28Yes, Malcolm.
00:45:29The way you touched me.
00:45:32You caressed me.
00:45:33And you made love to me.
00:45:36What are you talking about?
00:45:38Malcolm, sex.
00:45:39Last night.
00:45:40No, we didn't.
00:45:41Yes, we did it for almost two hours.
00:45:43No, it definitely wasn't me.
00:45:45Then who else could it be?
00:45:50Get out!
00:46:01Oh my God.
00:46:09What?
00:46:11That's new, honey.
00:46:13Oh!
00:46:15Are you doing the alphabet?
00:46:18Clean your plate, Negro.
00:46:20Come on, do it!
00:46:21Yes!
00:46:23Get in the back!
00:46:27Malcolm, did you grow up?
00:46:30Oh, ride the pony!
00:46:31Ride it!
00:46:33Hit it!
00:46:34Hit it!
00:46:35Yes!
00:46:36Harder!
00:46:37Come on!
00:46:38Yes!
00:46:39Why don't I turn this off?
00:46:41How do I turn this off?
00:46:43I'm going to finish.
00:46:50It's not finished yet.
00:47:00I didn't know you did that.
00:47:04Me neither.
00:47:08Hey.
00:47:09Don't touch me!
00:47:11Are you really mad at me now?
00:47:14Did you like it?
00:47:15What?
00:47:16Did you hear me?
00:47:17Did you like it?
00:47:18Did you like having sex with that...
00:47:20...thing more than you like doing it with me?
00:47:23Malcolm.
00:47:24I was asleep.
00:47:25Talk to him.
00:47:26It's the hand.
00:47:27Talk to him.
00:47:28I was asleep.
00:47:29Don't touch me.
00:47:30I didn't know I was doing it with a ghost.
00:47:32You just admitted you did it with a ghost and you liked it!
00:47:35Oh, Malcolm.
00:47:36You grew up.
00:47:38What happened, Keisha?
00:47:39Am I not enough for you?
00:47:41I'm sorry.
00:47:42I tried a lot, Keisha.
00:47:43I went through the whole show.
00:47:44Tomecialis, Viagra, and Maca.
00:47:47And I just got dizzy.
00:47:48And you know it.
00:47:49Listen, that's enough.
00:47:50This is not fair.
00:47:51I was bleeding for a month and you didn't even notice.
00:47:53Listen.
00:47:54This is not fair.
00:47:55And it hurt a lot.
00:47:56Because I was the one who was raped, not you.
00:48:02I'm sorry.
00:48:03I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:48:04I'm sorry.
00:48:07It must have been a scary experience for you.
00:48:11It could have been worse.
00:48:15Hi, Ray Ray.
00:48:16Do you have meat here?
00:48:17Lots of black people, but no meat.
00:48:18What the hell are you recording, Keisha?
00:48:20We're mobsters.
00:48:21We can't be on TV.
00:48:23Shut up, Ray Ray.
00:48:24What are you looking at?
00:48:25Move to the side.
00:48:26Oh, I'm sorry.
00:48:27What happened to that girl, pal?
00:48:28The one next door, right?
00:48:29Yes, she was inspecting me when I was near her window the other night.
00:48:33But she has a good body.
00:48:35You know, a cute, sexy butt.
00:48:37That's not true.
00:48:38So, how is it, pal?
00:48:39Well, someone is between Keisha and me.
00:48:41Someone threw your girl?
00:48:43That must have been me.
00:48:45Oh, please.
00:48:46But how did you let someone throw her before me?
00:48:48We're family.
00:48:49I'm sorry.
00:48:50I just...
00:48:51Tell me how you threw Keisha, pal.
00:48:52Huh?
00:48:53With one leg inside and the other outside?
00:48:55He wasn't even interested in throwing her.
00:48:57As if he had a better place.
00:48:59Okay, Ray Ray.
00:49:00It wasn't like that.
00:49:01And can you tell your black man to stay away from me?
00:49:03Hey, you.
00:49:04Step back a few centimeters.
00:49:05But watch her.
00:49:07So, how was Keisha?
00:49:08If you listen, I'll tell you.
00:49:09Come on, tell me.
00:49:11You can't wait to put my hands on her.
00:49:12Yes, pal.
00:49:13Come on, go!
00:49:14Ray Ray, that's enough.
00:49:15You're going to make her angry.
00:49:19Do you think I'm afraid, Keisha?
00:49:21I should worry about making Ray Ray angry, witch.
00:49:24Who are you calling a witch?
00:49:26Show yourself!
00:49:27No, no, no, Ray.
00:49:28Don't do that.
00:49:31What the hell is that?
00:49:33A ghost, Ray.
00:49:35A ghost, ghost?
00:49:36A ghost!
00:49:37A ghost dead?
00:49:38Yes.
00:49:39Yes, Ray Ray.
00:49:40That's what we've been trying to tell you for the last 15 minutes.
00:49:43Idiot.
00:49:44But what?
00:49:47What the hell?
00:49:48Hey.
00:49:50What happened to your furniture?
00:49:55Let's go!
00:49:56Let's go!
00:49:57Now!
00:49:59Don't come near me!
00:50:00Don't touch me!
00:50:01You're trying to kill me!
00:50:02Oh no, wait!
00:50:07My things!
00:50:10Well, honey, you have to admit it's very impressive.
00:50:18Perfume?
00:50:19Hey!
00:50:21Yes, it's new.
00:50:22It's called Ente.
00:50:23Ah, exciting.
00:50:25What's the occasion, baby?
00:50:26Tell me.
00:50:27Malcolm, is it a crime to want to sleep without slippers?
00:50:34I don't understand.
00:50:35It's not for me.
00:50:36It's for him.
00:50:38Who are you talking about?
00:50:40You know exactly who I'm talking about.
00:50:42It's for your supernatural lover.
00:50:44Oh, Malcolm, don't be ridiculous.
00:50:46And I'll tell you something now.
00:50:47Insecurity is not attractive.
00:50:49Oh yeah?
00:50:50Being a paranormal entity is not attractive either, honey.
00:50:52Good night.
00:50:54You're taking this too far.
00:50:55I don't want to talk.
00:50:56I have no interest in a ghost.
00:51:06¿Quieres contactarlo?
00:51:10Buenas noches.
00:51:11¡Iba!
00:51:12Buenas noches.
00:51:13Noche catorce.
00:51:15Quince de agosto de dos mil doce.
00:51:36ENTREPRENEUR
00:52:06¡Mejor matenme!
00:52:10Honey.
00:52:11Hey.
00:52:12¿Por qué usas esa dona?
00:52:14Just a little hemorrhoid.
00:52:16That's all.
00:52:17Oh, I'm sorry.
00:52:18¿Así que no pasó nada intenso anoche?
00:52:20No, nada intenso.
00:52:21Just the normal stuff.
00:52:22Cosas como azotones de puertas y eso.
00:52:25Oh.
00:52:26Quiero ver tu cuerpo.
00:52:27No, no, no.
00:52:28No, no, no.
00:52:29No, no, no.
00:52:30No, no, no.
00:52:31No, no, no.
00:52:32No, no, no.
00:52:33No, no, no.
00:52:34No, no, no.
00:52:36Quiero ver.
00:52:37No, no, no.
00:52:38No hay nada que ver, bebé.
00:52:39No, en serio.
00:52:40No, no puedes ver.
00:52:41Oye.
00:52:42No.
00:52:43Espera.
00:52:44No.
00:52:45Espera.
00:52:46No.
00:52:47No te dejo ver.
00:52:48Oye.
00:52:49Déjame ver.
00:52:50No.
00:52:51¿Sabes qué?
00:52:52¿Qué?
00:52:53Qué descarado, mi amor.
00:52:54¿Sabes qué?
00:52:55Malcom.
00:52:56Espera un segundo.
00:52:57No, no, no.
00:52:58Vas a cargarlo.
00:52:59No.
00:53:00No.
00:53:01No.
00:53:02No.
00:53:03No.
00:53:04No.
00:53:05No.
00:53:06No.
00:53:07No.
00:53:08No.
00:53:09No.
00:53:10Come on, quicha.
00:53:11Quita la cámara de mi cara.
00:53:12No estoy de humor.
00:53:13Basta.
00:53:14La veo, la veo.
00:53:15Ahora que has sido tocado por un ángel, resulta que eres tímido en la cámara.
00:53:16Déjame preguntarte algo, quicha.
00:53:17¿Es el primer fantasma con el que duermes?
00:53:18¿O es el primero con el que te atrapé?
00:53:20¿Quieres hablar de eso?
00:53:22Sí, dime cuando te empezó a gustar hacerlo con él.
00:53:23¿Sabes qué, Malcom?
00:53:24Quizá no necesitaría de un fantasma, si estuviera con un hombre de verdad.
00:53:28Hay anuncios del Súper Bowl que duran más que tú.
00:53:31¡Ah!
00:53:32Let me tell you something, people wait all year to see the Super Bowl ads, all year!
00:53:36And maybe it's because every time I see you naked, the only thing I think about is you sitting in the bathroom playing in the bucket.
00:53:41I'm sorry, Kiesha, you shouldn't have shared some things.
00:53:44So being transparent, that's the problem between you and me?
00:53:47You killed my dog!
00:53:48Oh! Now you're going to blame me!
00:53:50It was my baby and you killed it!
00:53:51No, I didn't kill the dog!
00:53:52You killed my dog! It was my baby and you killed it!
00:53:54Oh, please, stop!
00:53:56Ah!
00:54:00This is getting worse. Let's go outside.
00:54:03Let's go. Yes, we have to go out. Let's go!
00:54:06Did you see that? It's getting worse.
00:54:07Well, you heard the psychic, right? He feeds on negative energy and your whole discussion is making it worse.
00:54:11My discussion?
00:54:12We must stop arguing right now!
00:54:14We have to stop fighting.
00:54:15I can't, I have a lot of nerves.
00:54:17Then pretend!
00:54:27I'm glad we bought plastic.
00:54:37We're going to have to get them out of there.
00:54:39Uh-huh.
00:54:50There's the tea.
00:54:57I think I'd better go buy some coffee.
00:55:07Can you bring me a cup of coffee?
00:55:09Sure.
00:55:13Night 17, August 18, 2012.
00:55:23Oh!
00:55:25Ah!
00:55:27Ah!
00:55:30Ah!
00:55:35Ah!
00:55:44Malcolm!
00:55:45Wake up!
00:55:46Wake up, Negro! Open your eyes!
00:55:49Take off those damn headphones, Malcolm!
00:55:52Malcolm!
00:55:55Malcolm!
00:55:56Ah!
00:55:57Ah!
00:55:59Ah!
00:56:10What's wrong with Kisha?
00:56:12She's been cleaning all morning, man.
00:56:15Kisha doesn't clean.
00:56:18It's okay, honey. Not the chair, honey. Not the chair, just the floor.
00:56:22Yes, good girl.
00:56:24And then in the morning I found her masturbating.
00:56:27With a crucifix.
00:56:30Kisha?
00:56:32Don't you prefer to use this?
00:56:40Exactly.
00:56:41Just...
00:56:43Friend, I have to go.
00:56:45No, she's walking the dog.
00:56:47What's wrong with that? The dog is dead.
00:56:49I have to go.
00:56:51Kisha?
00:56:53Kisha?
00:56:54Wait, Kisha!
00:56:56Kisha?
00:56:57Baby?
00:56:59Listen, I just wanted to apologize for how I've been acting.
00:57:02And I just want to tell you that I love you, and I don't want anything to get in our way.
00:57:06And...
00:57:07What the hell do you have on your neck?
00:57:10Oh, Dad!
00:57:11Oh, God!
00:57:14Oh, God!
00:57:15It's definitely not her.
00:57:17Oh, Dad, thank God you're here.
00:57:19Negro, tell me, Doc.
00:57:21I don't like to be called Dad, not at all.
00:57:23Besides, I have a couple of issues with some people, claiming a false food pension.
00:57:27I mean, just because the Negro took out my eyes, my nose, and my extremely rare type of negative AB blood,
00:57:32doesn't mean I'm the dad.
00:57:34Besides, I'm still in training.
00:57:36In the seminary?
00:57:38No, in the penitentiary!
00:57:39What?
00:57:40Damn, I was in jail for 15 years, but there you learn a lot by reading in the yard,
00:57:44stabbing someone and reading the Bible, stabbing someone else and reading the Bible.
00:57:48Are you going to let me in or not, Negro?
00:57:50Oh, I'm sorry, Dad, come in.
00:57:52What a slow Negro.
00:57:55It's freezing.
00:57:57Uh...
00:57:58Um...
00:57:59Brother, that witch doesn't look good.
00:58:02I mean, she's all pale.
00:58:05You know, she looks like a drugged zombie.
00:58:08If it were you, I'd get out of here.
00:58:10Let's go, come on, let's get out of here.
00:58:11I can't leave her, she's my girlfriend.
00:58:13Are you kidding?
00:58:14There are many others in the world, friend.
00:58:16You don't have to be alone with her.
00:58:17I invite you to the congregation.
00:58:19There are some there that I can present to you.
00:58:21Look, look at this.
00:58:25Yes, it looks a little old, but it's rare and has its charms.
00:58:28Can we go in now to save her?
00:58:30Brother, are you yelling at me now?
00:58:32I know you didn't yell at me, brother.
00:58:34I'm here to exorcise the damn witch.
00:58:37So you want to go into the room?
00:58:40She's so misaligned.
00:58:42You think I'm afraid, but no.
00:58:44I didn't think you were afraid.
00:58:45I'm just a little worried about not having what I need.
00:58:48Something like, do you have a loaded gun?
00:58:50But I'll do it for you.
00:58:55It's very cold here.
00:58:57Don't you have a heater?
00:58:59How are you doing?
00:59:01His name is Kisha.
00:59:02Yes, Kisha, Kisha.
00:59:03I am Father Dog.
00:59:06I came to exorcise you.
00:59:08Oh my God, he's moving.
00:59:12This is crazy.
00:59:14Who are you?
00:59:17Oh, I didn't know I could talk.
00:59:19I am Father Dog.
00:59:21Connect, connect, connect, connect.
00:59:23Connect, connect, connect, connect.
00:59:25Connect, connect, connect, connect.
00:59:27Oh, I know.
00:59:28It's a Booster Rhymes song.
00:59:30The one he's singing.
00:59:31It's from voice to voice.
00:59:32Although it looks more like Twister's.
00:59:35It's very fast.
00:59:37Do you know how to connect the dots?
00:59:48Tic-tac-toe.
00:59:49In your face.
00:59:50Horizontal, vertical and diagonal.
00:59:52Tremendous black beating.
00:59:54Tic-tac-toe.
00:59:55In your arm.
00:59:56Connect the dots.
00:59:57That's what he said.
00:59:58Connect the dots.
00:59:59I want to show you something, Father.
01:00:07Damn.
01:00:08That is The Gunsters.
01:00:10The Gunsters.
01:00:11Do you want to see mine?
01:00:12Good, I'll show you mine.
01:00:13Look, look, look at this.
01:00:15I made one a little lower.
01:00:16Look, I made it in prison.
01:00:19How do they look, huh?
01:00:20You know, it hurts.
01:00:22But you have to go through that.
01:00:23You have to do it.
01:00:24They went crazy and said,
01:00:25No, it can't be you.
01:00:27So rude.
01:00:28And I had control of the TV for a month.
01:00:30Yes.
01:00:31Would you like to see my paintings?
01:00:34Yes, sure.
01:00:35Of course.
01:00:36You know, I consider myself a fan of art.
01:00:39I think we're doing well.
01:00:40We're doing very well.
01:00:45Yes.
01:00:47Can I be honest with you?
01:00:49Your technique is one of carelessness.
01:00:51You know, it's what I expected from someone who is possessed.
01:00:53Of course.
01:01:06But what a bad breath you have.
01:01:08That breath is disgusting.
01:01:10I can't imagine what the cat smells like.
01:01:12Pure evil.
01:01:14Curse.
01:01:16Eat it.
01:01:20I'm Dan, the Ghostbusters man.
01:01:21And today at Ghostbusters,
01:01:22we're investigating paranormal activity
01:01:24at the Johnson residence in the suburbs of Los Angeles.
01:01:26This will be very disturbing.
01:01:28Not like in other fake Ghostbusters shows.
01:01:30This is real.
01:01:31And I don't mean...
01:01:33I mean...
01:01:35I saw my nanny dead,
01:01:36but I'm afraid of how I left a bag of methamphetamine in a box
01:01:39and I was arrested by the police
01:01:41and I have a pipe under my seat.
01:01:43That kind of fear.
01:01:44Let's go in.
01:01:45All right.
01:01:47On behalf of Ghostbusters,
01:01:48the biggest show of Ghostbusters hunters on the Internet or on cable,
01:01:51I want to thank you for having us.
01:01:53Thank you for coming. Really.
01:01:55Malcolm, Malcolm, Malcolm.
01:01:56I'm not sure I can do this.
01:01:57I mean, this strange guy.
01:01:59I don't trust him.
01:02:00You said you needed hunters too.
01:02:01I also said I needed a psychic.
01:02:06Hi, what's up?
01:02:07Hi, what's up?
01:02:08What are you doing here?
01:02:09I'm a psychic. I felt like you needed my help.
01:02:10Oh, yeah?
01:02:11Oh, a new person.
01:02:12That's right, Bob.
01:02:13Hi, Bob.
01:02:14Come on, let's go.
01:02:15Yeah, hey, there's something different about you.
01:02:17There's something new.
01:02:18I can't help but pay attention to you, to you.
01:02:20I cut my hair.
01:02:21Someone has a secret.
01:02:22No, I don't have anything.
01:02:23Hi, guys.
01:02:25Gentlemen,
01:02:26what we have here is a crazy bitch.
01:02:29I'd leave her possessed in a alley in the center.
01:02:31But apparently, Malcolm is a poor sentimental devil.
01:02:35Holy ghosts.
01:02:36So what you're saying is that there's a demon here in the house?
01:02:38Inside the witch.
01:02:40I'm sorry.
01:02:41I didn't mean to disrespect you.
01:02:43Witch, it's okay.
01:02:44It's okay, witch.
01:02:46Very well, this is what I receive.
01:02:47The Entity
01:02:49doesn't want to leave this beautiful house.
01:02:53Okay?
01:02:55It's fighting
01:02:56to stay.
01:02:57And, Malcolm,
01:02:58I need to know
01:02:59how far
01:03:00you'll get to get this demon out.
01:03:03I'll do anything.
01:03:06Anything?
01:03:08I don't know how I can help.
01:03:10This is getting weird.
01:03:12What are you going to do?
01:03:16Nothing.
01:03:17I'm just trying to figure out how far you'll get.
01:03:20What did I tell you?
01:03:21I think it looks good.
01:03:22Of course it doesn't look good.
01:03:23It looks pathetic.
01:03:24I'll need my Bible.
01:03:25Are you going to bless her?
01:03:26Well, yes.
01:03:27I'll give her this candy.
01:03:29Here are the first chronicles.
01:03:31I haven't done many exorcisms,
01:03:33but I don't think that's appropriate.
01:03:35I understand, I understand.
01:03:37I can fix it.
01:03:38But it has to be now.
01:03:40I have something here.
01:03:41What's going on?
01:03:42It's a demonic party.
01:03:43Yes.
01:03:47What?
01:03:48Are we in 85?
01:03:49You say I'm a demon?
01:03:50Because I feel like...
01:03:51I can take care of all the demons in the area.
01:03:54We should put them all in a room and get rid of them.
01:03:57Make a demonic kingdom.
01:03:58And let's go to the doors of the houses.
01:04:00And can we talk to the Lord?
01:04:01How are you?
01:04:02How are your demons around here?
01:04:03How are you?
01:04:04Can I sleep with your daughter?
01:04:05I used to braid.
01:04:06I can make you some nice braids now.
01:04:08There are many other things to do.
01:04:10I'll take her for a ride and then I'll return her.
01:04:13Let's do a little exorcism.
01:04:15Very well.
01:04:16Blessed be He,
01:04:17in the name of charity and good will,
01:04:20guide the weak in the valley of darkness.
01:04:23Because He is truly the guardian of his brothers
01:04:27and who finds the lost children.
01:04:30And you will recognize me as the Lord
01:04:33when I put my hands on you.
01:04:37Did you quote Sam Jackson in Pulp Fiction?
01:04:42You got it.
01:04:43Just that.
01:04:44You got me.
01:04:45I love Sam Jackson.
01:04:48With the moustache and everything.
01:04:50Besides the plane in the movie.
01:04:52When he was on the plane and killed the snakes.
01:04:54It's my favorite movie.
01:04:55Enough.
01:04:56I've had enough.
01:04:57I've had enough.
01:04:58With those damn snakes.
01:04:59With those damn snakes.
01:05:00In that damn plane.
01:05:01In that damn plane.
01:05:02I love it.
01:05:03It's my favorite.
01:05:04Guys, it's okay.
01:05:05Exorcism.
01:05:06That's what we're here for, right?
01:05:07Yes.
01:05:08Let's go back to what brought us here in the first place.
01:05:10Where did we meet, friend?
01:05:14By the powers...
01:05:17And that someone gave me while I was...
01:05:21Locked up in the correctional institution of Lampoc.
01:05:24Which is in the north.
01:05:25I want the demon that is in you to come out and scream.
01:05:28Now.
01:05:29Demon!
01:05:30Get out of here, demon!
01:05:31Get out of there!
01:05:32Get out of there!
01:05:33Leave Keisha!
01:05:34Get out of my Keisha!
01:05:35Get out of there, demon!
01:05:36Get out!
01:05:37Get out of there!
01:05:38Get out of my Keisha!
01:05:39Hey!
01:05:40I don't have the demon.
01:05:41She has it.
01:05:43We all have demons, Marco.
01:05:46I know what you did last summer.
01:05:48You better not do this.
01:05:54Keisha!
01:05:55Keisha!
01:05:57Keisha!
01:05:58Oh my God.
01:06:02Keisha.
01:06:05That's it.
01:06:06Like that.
01:06:07Yes.
01:06:09Friend, we're here.
01:06:10Take a pill.
01:06:11You'll feel better.
01:06:14I'm glad you're here.
01:06:15Why isn't there a better party than a mandingo party?
01:06:18Because the mandingo party doesn't end.
01:06:23You're next, Maldonado.
01:06:26Oh my God.
01:06:27Did you find Keisha?
01:06:28No.
01:06:29She's not there.
01:06:30Are you sure?
01:06:31What's going on?
01:06:32Nothing.
01:06:33Is it a mandingo party?
01:06:34No.
01:06:35Because I want a little torture.
01:06:39Keisha?
01:06:41Oh my God.
01:06:42Girl?
01:06:45Oh my God.
01:06:46What did you do?
01:06:47I did you a favor.
01:06:49Oh my God.
01:06:50Oh my God.
01:06:51Rosa.
01:06:52I just wanted my last check.
01:06:54You shot the cleaning lady.
01:06:56And your cleaning ex.
01:06:57The witch can't be scaring me like that.
01:06:59You're not going to tell anyone, are you?
01:07:00I have conditional freedom.
01:07:01Hurry.
01:07:02She's here.
01:07:03Let's go, guys.
01:07:04We've got her.
01:07:06Baby.
01:07:07Baby, do something.
01:07:11That demon is a monster.
01:07:12Yes.
01:07:13The craziest always have the best bitches.
01:07:15The hallucination was fake.
01:07:17What?
01:07:18Piggy and Tupac.
01:07:21They're alive.
01:07:23Paul Ryan will be the next president.
01:07:26That demon is lying.
01:07:27Well, except for Tupac.
01:07:28He's alive and he's going to make a new album.
01:07:30What the hell is going on here?
01:07:31This doesn't look like an exorcism.
01:07:36The power of Christ forces you.
01:07:38The power of Christ forces you.
01:07:39Is that holy water?
01:07:40No.
01:07:41It's a new colony of chlorine in the sea.
01:07:42It's unisex.
01:07:44Can I smell the sea?
01:07:45Yes.
01:07:46Scare her.
01:07:51Climb like Spider-Man.
01:07:54It hurts.
01:07:58I'm afraid of the dark.
01:07:59Why do you have your hand in my balls?
01:08:01I'm protecting them from the spirits.
01:08:03Get out of here.
01:08:04Bobby.
01:08:06I'm sorry, Bobby.
01:08:07Bobby.
01:08:08Bobby.
01:08:10Bobby, where are you?
01:08:11Let's go.
01:08:12Bobby.
01:08:13Bobby.
01:08:15I don't want to go down.
01:08:16Kisha.
01:08:18Look at all those strange marks.
01:08:19Kisha was here.
01:08:20She has a signature.
01:08:21Bobby.
01:08:22Bobby.
01:08:24It's Bobby.
01:08:27In fact, it's just Bobby peeing.
01:08:29What?
01:08:31Let's see.
01:08:32Kisha.
01:08:33Kisha.
01:08:34Kisha.
01:08:35Kisha.
01:08:36Show yourself.
01:08:37This is for girls.
01:08:38And this too?
01:08:39So are we going to exercise our boobies or what?
01:08:42Hey, that's enough muscle for me.
01:08:44Look, Mike.
01:08:45One is white and the other is dark.
01:08:46Guess which one is you.
01:08:47What the hell?
01:08:48Can we go get my girlfriend, please?
01:08:53Kisha.
01:08:54Bobby.
01:08:55What the hell are you doing?
01:08:56Shut up.
01:08:57Shut up.
01:08:58Let's go.
01:08:59Let's go.
01:09:03What was that?
01:09:05Jesus Christ.
01:09:06You son of a bitch.
01:09:07Throw the camera.
01:09:09Friends.
01:09:13Kisha.
01:09:23Malcolm.
01:09:26Malcolm.
01:09:28It's me.
01:09:29Chip.
01:09:30The psychic.
01:09:31Malcolm.
01:09:32Malcolm.
01:09:34It's me.
01:09:35Ben.
01:09:36Yoo-hoo.
01:09:40I found the camera.
01:09:42What are you guys doing?
01:09:43This is real, son.
01:09:44Yes.
01:09:45Chip, why are you naked?
01:09:46What the hell?
01:09:47Hey.
01:09:48It's very hot here.
01:09:50Well, no.
01:09:51I'm sorry.
01:09:52Where's Bobby?
01:09:53Get in my machine.
01:09:56Kisha.
01:09:57Girl.
01:09:58Are you okay?
01:09:59Leave her alone.
01:10:00Don't touch her.
01:10:01Why?
01:10:02Look at her.
01:10:03Because she's like the witch of the exorcist.
01:10:04Sitting like this in a corner.
01:10:05If you touch her, she'll attack you for sure.
01:10:07I can't leave her.
01:10:08Kisha.
01:10:09Girl.
01:10:10We're going to be okay, okay?
01:10:15Get out of my way, witch man.
01:10:18Take this.
01:10:19Take this.
01:10:20Take a little of this.
01:10:21And this.
01:10:22Take this, demon.
01:10:25That demon will not be able to against us.
01:10:27Take this.
01:10:28Take this.
01:10:29Take this.
01:10:30Take this, demon.
01:10:32Hard with her.
01:10:33It's enough.
01:10:34Girl.
01:10:35I think she's okay.
01:10:39Is it my fault or yours?
01:10:40It's a fact.
01:10:41We weren't here.
01:10:42We all did it.
01:10:43I'll take the blame.
01:10:44I'll do it.
01:10:45Take my hand.
01:10:46Don't touch me.
01:10:47Get dressed.
01:10:51Night 21.
01:10:52August 22, 2012.
01:10:58Hello.
01:10:59Hello.
01:11:00You know what?
01:11:01These Angry Birds are very funny.
01:11:02I told you.
01:11:03I like them.
01:11:04Look how pretty you look.
01:11:05Oh, is it you?
01:11:06Is it just a little thing I put on for my man?
01:11:08Oh, blessed is he.
01:11:11What?
01:11:12What?
01:11:13Oh, my ribs hurt.
01:11:14Oh, I'm sorry.
01:11:15We gave you a terrible beating, girl.
01:11:17We were just trying to get the demon out of you.
01:11:19I'm sorry.
01:11:20No, I'm sorry for bringing that thing to your house.
01:11:22Our house.
01:11:27Malcolm.
01:11:29Is the camera on?
01:11:34It's fine.
01:11:35It's fine.
01:11:42Take this.
01:11:43And this.
01:11:44And this too.
01:11:46Who's your daddy?
01:11:47Who's your daddy?
01:11:48Who is it?
01:11:49Oh, yes.
01:11:50Oh, yes.
01:11:52Oh, no.
01:11:53I got a cramp.
01:11:54Oh, no.
01:11:55Don't touch me.
01:11:58I got a cramp.
01:11:59I got a cramp.
01:12:00I got a cramp.
01:12:01I got a cramp.
01:12:02I got a cramp.
01:12:03I got a cramp.
01:12:04I got a cramp.
01:12:05I got a cramp.
01:12:06I got a cramp.
01:12:07I got a cramp.
01:12:08I got a cramp.
01:12:09I got a cramp.
01:12:10I got a cramp.
01:12:11I got a cramp.
01:12:12I got a cramp.
01:12:13I got a cramp.
01:12:14I got a cramp.
01:12:15I got a cramp.
01:12:16I got a cramp.
01:12:17I got a cramp.
01:12:18I got a cramp.
01:12:19I got a cramp.
01:12:20I got a cramp.
01:12:21I got a cramp.
01:12:22I got a cramp.
01:12:23I got a cramp.
01:12:24I got a cramp.
01:12:25Oh damn!
01:12:26Oh damn!
01:12:27Oh damn!
01:12:33Ah!
01:12:34Malcolm!
01:12:35Ah!
01:12:36Malcolm!
01:12:37I heard you the first time!
01:12:40Damn it!
01:12:44Oh!!!
01:12:46Are you alright?
01:12:49Does your head hurt?
01:12:52It's ice.
01:12:53Ice is ice
01:12:54And where is the ghost?
01:13:22He's gone?
01:13:29Oh yes, baby! I'm alive! I'm alive!
01:13:32And in your face! In your face!
01:13:34Did you think you could move into my house and kill me?
01:13:39You're after me, aren't you?
01:13:51I'm alive!
01:13:54I'm alive!
01:13:57I'm alive!
01:14:00I'm alive!
01:14:03I'm alive!
01:14:06I'm alive!
01:14:09I'm alive!
01:14:12I'm alive!
01:14:15I'm alive!
01:14:18I'm alive!
01:14:21I'm alive!
01:14:24I'm alive!
01:14:27I'm alive!
01:14:30I'm alive!
01:14:33I'm alive!
01:14:36I'm alive!
01:14:39I'm alive!
01:14:42I'm alive!
01:14:45I'm alive!
01:14:48I'm alive!
01:14:51I'm alive!
01:14:54I'm alive!
01:14:57I'm alive!
01:15:00I'm alive!
01:15:03I'm alive!
01:15:06I'm alive!
01:15:09I'm alive!
01:15:12I'm alive!
01:15:42Water? I don't drink that crap.
01:15:44My show will be huge.
01:15:46I'll get my house back. I'll have a girlfriend.
01:15:49I'll be a successful person.
01:15:51Are you...
01:15:53dreaming awake?
01:15:55All hopes and dreams exist. Here it begins.
01:15:58This is 68, and I owe you one.
01:16:01Are you crazy, girl?
01:16:03Oh yes, there goes one in your face.
01:16:05Here, now we'll make love.
01:16:08But I won't kiss you in the mouth, because I just threw one in your face.
01:16:11A lot of people think that penises are scary.
01:16:13It's not like that, unless they have a gun.
01:16:15So yes, it's horrible.
01:16:1790% of penises don't have a gun.
01:16:19Oh my God, what?
01:16:21It's a fact.
01:16:22How are you, Kisha? Happy birthday.
01:16:25And to think that I almost aborted you.
01:16:27Thank God the clinic was closed.
01:16:30Oh...
01:16:38Oh, sorry.
01:16:45This is a very bad picture, Negro.
01:16:48This guy is a bastard.
01:16:51Hey, do you have any drugs?
01:16:52Do you know what I'll do with this?
01:16:53Do you know what I'll do?
01:16:54I'll walk around this place.
01:16:56All this rug, this room, everywhere.
01:16:59What is this?
01:17:00They're my boxers.
01:17:02Fascinating.
01:17:04Oh, yes.
01:17:06His methods are not at all orthodox.
01:17:08She's my girlfriend.
01:17:10Kisha.
01:17:12Her name is Crazy Dog, you can google it.
01:17:14She's one of the five main ones.
01:17:16Kisha, Alicia, Dewana.
01:17:18You say it out loud and you're already scared, right?
01:17:21Are you done?
01:17:22Let's go, let's save the possessed.
01:17:29You
01:17:59You