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00:00NIGHTINGALE DETROIT
00:08NIGHTINGALE DETROIT
00:12Tonight, we have a group of men who have made a lot of mistakes.
00:16They are called, The Collapsed Prison.
00:19Today's guest is Mr. Ever.
00:21Nice to meet you.
00:24He hasn't been on the show for more than half a year.
00:27He hasn't been on the show for more than three months.
00:31He has been on the show for three months.
00:34He is a former member of NIGHTINGALE DETROIT.
00:37Nice to meet you.
00:38Why didn't you call me NAKAYAMA?
00:42That's right.
00:43Why didn't you call me NAKAYAMA?
00:47Please don't look down on me.
00:50I'll tell you my story.
00:53We often appear on OARAI LIVE.
00:57I was talking about the bullet train to NUMAZU.
01:01I was waiting to get on the bullet train.
01:05There was SAAYA on the train.
01:10I've been friends with him since I was a student.
01:13I waved to him.
01:15He waved back to me.
01:17I noticed that it wasn't SAAYA.
01:21I was scared.
01:22I didn't know him at all.
01:24We were both bright people.
01:27It was a bright time.
01:29We waved to each other.
01:32The person who waved to me was in front of me.
01:40I found out later that he was a fan of EXPLOSION.
01:45I thought he was a fan of EXPLOSION.
01:48I thought he was a fan of NIGHTINGALE DANCE.
01:53I thought he was a fan of NIGHTINGALE DANCE.
01:59I thought he was a fan of EXPLOSION.
02:01I thought so, too.
02:03You were wearing a GAKURAN.
02:05I wasn't wearing a GAKURAN.
02:06You were wearing a GAKURAN.
02:07I didn't wear a GAKURAN.
02:09I thought you were a fan of SAAYA.
02:13Let's move on to the next story.
02:17This is a story that has become an article.
02:24I was late today.
02:28A stranger was in front of my house.
02:31He asked me what I thought about the article.
02:36I was angry.
02:38I thought I was growing up.
02:43I thought I was growing up.
02:45I asked him if he had been waiting for me.
02:48He said he had been waiting for me since 7 o'clock tomorrow.
02:51I thought it would be a cool story.
02:53I thought it would be a cool story.
02:55I was a detective.
02:58I told him to drink coffee and go home.
03:00I told him to drink coffee and go home.
03:02He was cool.
03:03He was cool.
03:05He asked me what I thought about the article.
03:08I was very embarrassed.
03:12What is the content of the article?
03:14It's a story about a girl.
03:17Is it a story about a talent?
03:19It's a story about TAKERU CHIROYAMA.
03:22I think I'm the fastest here.
03:28It's a story about a comedian who lives alone for a long time.
03:34He lives in another room.
03:36He lives alone.
03:38He doesn't live alone.
03:40Who is watching TV like that?
03:43I'm not watching TV.
03:45I'm watching TV.
03:46What are you doing?
03:48It's a story about a comedian who brought a woman home.
03:53What is that?
03:55It's a story about a comedian who brought a woman home.
03:57It's a story about a comedian who brought a woman home.
04:00Don't make a joke.
04:03When I was in high school, my parents were both high school teachers.
04:09I was in middle school.
04:11I met a girl who was the same age as me in the city.
04:16I got along with her.
04:18I brought her home.
04:20I brought her home at night.
04:21I said I would take her to the station.
04:23I had to go through the living room to go to the front door.
04:26I ran into her mother.
04:28I asked her what she thought.
04:30She said,
04:32I said,
04:34I said,
04:38I said,
04:42I sent her to the station.
04:45I thought about what I should do.
04:47I went home.
04:48I thought about what my parents would say.
04:50I went home.
04:52I said,
04:54I said,
04:57I said,
04:59It's a story about a super race.
05:01When we competed in the ABC Grand Prix this year,
05:06Reiwa Roman was already there.
05:08Even though he was the champion of M1.
05:10He was a super easy candidate.
05:12We were the only ones who could beat Reiwa Roman on our own.
05:17It took too long.
05:19The story was about how we wanted to turn Machida into a car.
05:24We said we wanted to turn Machida into Machida.
05:29We were too excited.
05:31We said, ah,
05:33and Machida said, car.
05:36Machida wanted to follow us.
05:38He said, smoke.
05:39Don't lie.
05:41That's crazy.
05:42That's too crazy.
05:43I didn't say that.
05:45You made a mistake, but this guy is too good.
05:48What did you do?
05:49What did you do?
05:51Didn't you do manzai in China?
05:53Yes, we did.
05:55We did manzai in China.
05:57We did Chinese characters.
06:00We were more than half children.
06:04In the first place?
06:05Chinese elementary school students don't know all the kanji,
06:09so they can't read the subtitles.
06:11What?
06:13There's a story about Kentaro in the Abyssal Revival.
06:17It's very well done.
06:18We did that.
06:20Chinese elementary school students don't know much about Kentaro.
06:25It's not a major character.
06:28We can't read the subtitles,
06:32so we do it slowly.
06:34It doesn't make sense to do it slowly.
06:36We can't read the subtitles.
06:38I don't know what you mean by slowly.
06:40We went to China with a regular.
06:44I think we can go.
06:45In China, there is no rhythm story,
06:47and there is no common story.
06:50The regular mixed up the common story and the non-common story.
07:01Next, it's a story about Nakaltin's performance.
07:05In a normal concert,
07:07there is a time when you can talk to the audience.
07:09We did a concert in Yamanashi.
07:11We went out,
07:13and a child said,
07:14Who is that?
07:15I said, I don't know.
07:16I said,
07:17It's a nightingale dance.
07:19We talked for a while.
07:21Usually, a child would ride a nightingale.
07:24But he didn't.
07:25He was pulling the audience.
07:26When I got off the stage,
07:28I asked the child.
07:29He said he was not a child,
07:30but a man with a loud voice.
07:31He said he was a crazy old man.
07:34Two old men with a loud voice were talking.
07:37I was surprised.
07:40There was a school festival.
07:43It was a festival of hand-pulling.
07:45At that time,
07:47I was a salesman in Osaka.
07:49I said, I love takoyaki.
07:51At first, I said,
07:52You are not good at hand-pulling.
07:54I said that at first.
07:57The day before the festival,
07:59I went to another school festival.
08:01The next day, I went to another school festival.
08:03I went to Ehime school festival.
08:05I said, I love mentaiko.
08:07A man who loves mentaiko came out.
08:10I don't know what it means.
08:12I became a comedian who loves mentaiko.
08:14In addition,
08:16Nakamura made a mistake on the radio.
08:19Ito Kendaro, who just came back,
08:23said that he would surf
08:25for the first time
08:27on the radio.
08:29Ito Kendaro, who just came back,
08:31said that he would surf
08:33for the first time
08:35on the radio.
08:39The conversation went on.
08:41About 15 minutes later,
08:43he said,
08:45Isn't that crazy?
08:47It's crazy.
08:49When I was shooting the radio
08:51in Machida Private,
08:53What are you talking about?
08:55I'm doing it now.
08:57You are doing it now.
08:59I could shoot the radio
09:01with Stand FM.
09:03I could shoot the radio easily with the app.
09:05At that time, Sasaki said,
09:07Why don't you start a radio
09:09that Machida works harder?
09:11He said,
09:13If there are people who send me
09:15LINE ID,
09:17I'll send the radio to them.
09:19The next week,
09:21I got a LINE ID.
09:23I had no choice but to do it.
09:25I was doing the radio
09:27only for a few people.
09:29The radio became a habit for me.
09:31At that time,
09:33there was a girl I was playing with.
09:35When I was drinking with her,
09:37I said,
09:39I'm sorry.
09:41She called me and said,
09:43Let's talk together.
09:45I was doing it.
09:47She said,
09:49Let's stay together until morning.
09:51I said,
09:53Let's have sex.
09:55I shot my own radio and sent it to five people.
09:57I shot my own radio and sent it to five people.
09:59What?
10:01What?
10:03Is there such a thing?
10:05Maybe it's a bad thing.
10:09A private radio broadcast
10:11by Machida himself.
10:13Let's listen to it.
10:15Hello.
10:17Good evening.
10:19Good morning.
10:21I'm Machida.
10:23I'm Machida.
10:25I'm Machida.
10:27I'm Machida.
10:29I'm Machida.
10:31I'm Machida.
10:33I was doing it
10:35because I was drunk.
10:37She said,
10:39I said,
10:41I said,
10:43I said,
10:45I said,
10:57She's,
10:59She's,
11:01It's after having sex.
11:04So I sent this.
11:06But among the 5 fans who sent it,
11:11there was a guy with a bad personality.
11:13What?
11:14He was way more popular than us.
11:15He was like a young comedian.
11:19Are you still doing that radio show?
11:21No, I quit.
11:22There's no radio show I can send after this.
11:25It's the last episode.
11:27I went to an SM club in Osaka for the first time.
11:35The girl I was with was a new girl.
11:37She was playing hide-and-seek with me.
11:39I was pushed by her.
11:41When I got out of the car,
11:43I told her I wanted to come.
11:45But she ran away.
11:48The new girl started crying.
11:51It was scary.
11:52I was shocked.
11:53I thought she was an old man.
11:55She started crying.
11:57I thought she was a voice actor.
12:02I called the clerk.
12:04He was wearing a black jacket.
12:06I asked him what he was doing.
12:07He said he didn't do anything.
12:09If he didn't do anything, he'd get dirty.
12:12I told him he was crying.
12:16He was crying.
12:18I asked him what he was doing.
12:20He said he was kissing.
12:23I said he was eating.
12:26He said he didn't know.
12:28We were arguing.
12:30I told him I was going to sue him.
12:32He said he was a voice actor.
12:34I told him to explain to me.
12:36He said he wasn't crying.
12:40Time was up.
12:42I told him to go home.
12:44I told him to never come back.
12:46I went out.
12:47On my way home,
12:50I thought I just pooped.
12:53It took 40 minutes.
12:55You shouldn't have said you were going to sue him.
12:58You shouldn't have said you were going to sue him.
13:00You shouldn't have said you were going to sue him.
13:02Let's talk about M-1.
13:07We were the only ones
13:09who lost in the third round.
13:11I see.
13:12We did our best.
13:14What kind of motivation do you get?
13:16I often come to Evers.
13:20I often come to KINGYO BANCHO.
13:23We were the only ones who lost in the third round.
13:26So,
13:28I was hoping someone would lose.
13:32If it was a team, it would be safe.
13:34I want to make more friends.
13:37Evers, the finalist of M-1.
13:40We were told
13:42that we were going to win
13:44this year.
13:46We were told that we were going to win
13:48this year.
13:50I was told that.
13:52I thought that
13:54I was too disappointed.
13:56You were told that.
13:58I was so worried about the final.
14:00But, he cheered me up.
14:02He said,
14:04we were on a different level.
14:06we were on a different level.
14:08You shouldn't have said that.
14:10You should have said that.
14:12I thought he was reliable.
14:14I bit him right after he left.
14:16I bit him right after he left.
14:18I was nervous.
14:20I'd like some advice from M-1.
14:22I'd like some advice from M-1.
14:24According to my data,
14:26the winner is...
14:28According to my data,
14:30the winner is...
14:32According to my data,
14:34the winner is...
14:36When I was close to the final,
14:38a lot of unfortunate things happened.
14:40a lot of unfortunate things happened.
14:42What about you, Kubota?
14:44I didn't say it,
14:46but I was hit by a taxi.
14:48You did it right.
14:50The winner of the final is...
14:52The winner of the final is...
14:54Ready, set, go!
14:58Congratulations.
15:00The winner is Machida!
15:02But, he was so good.
15:04But, he was so good.
15:06I'd like to hear his voice again.
15:08I'd like to hear his voice again.
15:10Is that all?
15:12Hello, good evening, good morning.
15:14I'm Machida.
15:16I'm Machida and I'm in the 37th tier of Fujimoto Tonight Lighting.
15:18I'm Machida and I'm in the 37th tier of Fujimoto Tonight Lighting.
15:20I'm Machida and I'm in the 7th tier of Fujimoto Tonight Lighting.
15:22It's 20...
15:24You forgot this.
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15:28Yashiki loved.
15:30It's called world's best missing.
15:32Enjoy a little episode of Yashiki's favorite movie
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15:40Gentar a dog,
15:42I fall in love with you and you make me,
15:44What kind of show is so important?
15:46It's so important!
15:48Diva, Abe-mane, please watch!